system
angry: Someone stole one of my pigs.  I am so upset about it.
human
Someone stole one of my pigs.
human
You too? One of mine died from food poisoning recently. What are you going to do?
human
Nothing, I use them to get rid of evidence.  I am so upset about it.
human
You know what they say, don't you? "You can always buy a new pig - just don't, under any circumstances, involve the cops"