system
disappointed: I woke up this morning to find that my well trained dog pooped on the carpet sometime in the night. He must have really had to go!
gpt
I woke up this morning to find that my dog pooped on my brand new rug!
human
Oh no! Not the old pop on the rug trick. Did you yell?
gpt
It was too late. He did know I was mad at him. I could tell he knew he did wrong.
human
What kind of dog? I have a boston terrier. She's the cutest. 
gpt
Aww I like those. He is a little shitzu. 
human
Oh cute! What a devil. 
gpt
yep, spoiled little brat he is.
human
Mine too. Can't help it, those eyes!