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angry: I lost my car keys at a bar last night.
human
I lost my keys at a bar last night. 
human
Oh man! Are they car keys as well?
human
Yep.  and it gets worse.   Apparently sometimes people will steal keys,  then come back and steal your car after you leave, according to the bar tenders.  So I got my truck towed home.  And... no house keys.. 
human
Oh my god! Well please get ALL your locks changed. The car will be more difficult however hopefully they have no idea where you live so you should be ok.
human
Yeah, it was super exciting.... and I wasn't calling my mom (she has an extra key) to come unlock my house at 3am either. so I 'slept' on back porch.
human
Oh god! How did you get in finally, did you contact your mom?
human
Well, we're talking here now. 