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disgusted: I got a puppy for my birthday.  I took him outside to potty and found him eating the neighbors doo.
human
I got a puppy for my birthday!
human
That's great! I bet you love that
human
I did until I noticed that when I took him outside to go to the bathroom, he was eating the neighbor dog's doo doo.
human
Haha, well dogs do that. I highly recommend not letting the puppy lick your face while it's young