system
surprised: I couldn't believe it when I walked outside and got pooped on by a bird. I went home and took a shower. Now I walk around with an umbrella.
gpt
I was walking down the street the other day and I felt something hit my head. I realized a bird had pooped on me! I was so shocked.
human
Now that is one of the most unfortunate things I've heard all week. How did you get it out of your hair? Eeww
gpt
Not as unfortunate as what I just heard but thanks. I had to run home and take a shower right away. Now I walk around with an umbrella!
human
That, I think, is a pretty justifiable response honestly, lol. Now at the very least all you'll have to do is clean the umbrella!