system
disappointed: I paid a lot of money for this new printer and it doesn't work
gpt
Man I bought this stupid new printer.  I paid a lot of money for it.
human
That sounds like a bummer, what brand?
gpt
Brother.  It's a laser printer.   For some reason it don't work.
human
Too bad you don't have a pond you can throw it into.
gpt
Oh.  What a coincidence.  I actually do!!!!