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embarrassed: I went out to lunch with my kids the other day. My daughter needed help opening her dipping sauce. Nothing like it squirting all over me from the waste up!
gpt
I went to lunch the other day with my kids. My daughter needed help opening her dipping sauce and of course I did....
human
That is sweet of you, kids are cute
gpt
They are but when I finally got it open it sprayed me from my waste all the way to my hair! 
human
Oh that is not good, I hope you were able to clean it up easily...