system
embarrassed: I spilled coffee on my lap and now it looks like I had an accident.
human
I spilled some coffee on my lap and now it looks like I wet myself.
gpt
I have done that way too many times,  maybe use the air drter in the bathroom?
human
I had some towels nearby, but just waiting until it dries like this before I get up and someone notices.
gpt
thats hilarious and terrible at the same time.