system
angry: I got a notification that I had a package delivered. I didn't see it on my porch and found it sitting in the middle of my driveway!
human
I got a notification on my phone that I had a package delivered and went to look for it
gpt
Too late I already took it. Just kidding, did you find it?
human
I did, they left it sitting in the middle of the driveway so it could get run over!
gpt
Oh, that's bad. Was there anything important in it?
human
It was some pills for my dog, luckily I found it before it got run over. 