system
devastated: I was on a scientific mission to mars when a massive sand storm hit.  Yeah my crew thought I was dead, and they left me behind.  Really sucked.
gpt
I was on a scientific mission to mars when a massive sand storm hit.
human
lol. Well then darnit I want to be a unicorn.
gpt
The only person stopping you from realizing your dreams is you. But yeah my crew thought I was dead, and they left me behind. Really sucked
human
lol- Well that's true. Darn all those people who stopped me from being a unicorn. Well how on earth did you get back to earth then?
gpt
Never did get back.  Figured I'd hang out here and start a coffee roasting business.  I'll be the only one, so success seems likely.
human
Or unlikely ;)