system
ashamed: I ate all of the pizza that I bought for my friends last night. I didn't feel too great.
gpt
I ate all of the pizza that I got my friends last night. I felt pretty rotten afterwards.
human
Oh wow, I have done that before as well. You may have to deal with some indigestion.
gpt
Oh, believe me, it was some sever indigestion. It sounded like Krakatoa was erupting again.
human
Oh boy, you have need to invest in some Depends.