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ashamed: I was on date last weekend and got bad gas.
human
Last weekend I was on a date with a wonderful guy but right after dinner I got bad gas.
human
Did you fart?
human
It sounded like trumpets were filling the room. He looked like he wanted to puke each and ever time. 
human
Did they smell?
human
Have you ever drove past a cow farm or garage dump? Yes, well those smell better then I did that night. 