system
guilty: I ate all my kids cookies and blamed it on the dog.
human
Last night I went into my kitchen and ate all of my kids cookies.
gpt
I do that all of time.
human
Well my wife confronted me this morning and I blamed it on our dog Max.
gpt
Lol. Poor Max. I bet sometimes dogs wished the spoke English for that very reason.
human
Yeah my wife had been kinda cold torwards him since. I feel bad for him..
gpt
Shame on you. I'm telling