system
guilty: My wife baked a huge bunch of cookies for a charity bake sale. I felt so bad eating so many, but they were so good.
human
I ate so much of my wife's cookies, but she shouldn't make them so irresistible. 
human
Haha, how did she feel when she found out?
human
She made me pay twice what they would have sold for at the bake sale. The cookies were for charity, you see.
human
Oh no! Those cookies sure do sound delicious though.