system
guilty: I finished my kids birthday candy tonight after they went to bed.  I know there going to be mad in the morning and I feel bad about it.
human
I finished my kids birthday candy tonight after they went to bed. I know there going to be mad in the morning and I feel bad about it.
human
That's funny. I'd tell them the tooth fairy stole it. 
human
Hahahaha.  That's pretty good.  The problem is this candy is very special.  One of their friends sent it over from Europe, so I can't just run down to 7-11 to buy some more.
human
You better come up with something.