system
ashamed: I spilled my drink all over my lap right before having to go into work. Now it looks like I peed in my pants.
human
Right before going into work, I spilled my drink all over my pants. Looks like I peed!
gpt
Oh man I hate when that happens...did you dry it off or change to a new pair?
human
I didn't have a new pair on me, so I had to work the first few hours and do my best to hide it!
gpt
Dang that sucks.  You should check out the brand Mizzen and Main, I heard it on a Tim Ferriss podcast once...dress shirts and pants that wick away moisture like underarmour
human
Oh wow, I didn't even know those existed! I need them due to how clumsy I am!