system
terrified: I heard a huge noise in the middle of the night. I almost pooped my pants, but it was just my cats.
human
Last night was terrible! I heard a huge noise and was so scared I almost pooped my pants.
human
Why? What happened?
human
I thought someone was breaking in my house! But it was only my cats being crazy. 
human
I see. lol. I hate cats, sorry