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surprised: I came home one day to find that my dog had eaten a sandwich I had taken home from lunch.  The odd thing is that it had been in a bookbag, and he had unzipped the bag to get to it.
human
I came home one day and found that my dog had unzipped my bookbag, gotten a sandwich I had forgotten I brought home from lunch, and opened the bag it was in without damaging it to eat it.
human
That sounds peculiar. I've never known a dog with such finesse, yours may have talent.
human
He's an evil genius.  He tried to get toys out of a christmas stocking one time by climbing on the coffee table.
human
That's really cool, it makes me want to consider getting a dog.