system
ashamed: I drank all the beer in the house and woke up to my very angry wife.
gpt
I drank everything in the house, ate all the food, passed out, and woke up to a very upset wife.
human
Haha I'd say so. What was your excuse to her?
gpt
I could say anything, I just apologized profusely 
human
That's a good strategy always when dealing with wives I think.