system
devastated: someone had pull a stick prank on me and slashed my car tires and bashed my windshield in at my apartment complex.
human
Someone decided to slash my car tires, key my car, and bash in my windshield. 
gpt
How awful!  Do you know who did it?
human
Probably a spurned former lover. Glad I had insurance.
gpt
Yes at least there is that.  But it must be really scary to deal with someone willing to go that far.