system
angry: I went out to my car one morning to go to work.  Some kids in the condo complex had thrown food all over the top of my car.
human
I went to my car one morning and found that some kids in my condo complex had thrown food all over it
human
Wow, did you ever get them in trouble?
human
Sadly, no.  There's no actual proof of who it was, but we've seen them doing random stuff like that all over the place.  He did have the cops called on him for unrelated things once, so I'll take that as a victory.
human
There you go, take victories where you can get them!