<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

Ok, mandatory this happened today.
So about two months ago I had this brilliant idea to smoothly clean my pubes. And I should probably mention that I'm a guy, here at Czech Republic girls are kinda demanding about guys shaving, but I never minded it, I don't like being hairy anyway.
I've been shaving for a few years now but it grows too fast, so I think.. What would be better than shaving. And then, like the internet was reading my mind, I came across this article about Brazilian waxing. GREAT! Fast forward a week when I got the balls to go and buy wax strips. Came home and I was alone, perfect timing. So I get it out of the package, read the manual. Pretty straight forward. I heated up the strip and placed it on my genitals.. And then... THE PAIN. I expected it to hurt but this was out of this world pain. I chickened out, whatever. It didn't cost that much anyway. I just shave as usual. And then I realised... THE WAY STAYED ON MY PUBES. And whatever I was trying to do, it wouldn't come off. I had about and hour and half before my krav maga training and balls full of wax.
<bot>: Got a brilliant idea to hot wax my pubic hair, I'm a guy, it hurt as living hell on earth so I chickened out. The wax wouldn't come off.