<human>: I just saw something on here that made me think of this story. 

I don't exactly remember who told me this, as it was a while back, but i will do my best to relay it to you guys. One of my friend's cousins was dating this super hot girl. They haven't been dating that long at this point, but one night things started to get pretty wild over at their place. In the name of foreplay his girlfriend stuck a starburst up her hoo hah and told him to go and get it. So as he performs oral on her, he wraps his tongue around what seems to be the starburst and eats it. The night goes on and you can pretty much guess what happens. Fast forward a couple weeks. The guy goes and visits the doctor for a very sore throat. Doc inspects his throat, and sees warts everywhere on the inside. Doc then asks if he has performed oral with his partner any time in the not so distant past. He informs doc of his and his girlfriends antics. The doctor then comes to the conclusion that the "starburst" he ate was actually a condensed "ball" of herpes. 

I may have left out some details, but it is still disgusting nontheless. Your turn reddit!

Give me a shortened version of the text
<bot>: Girl shoves starburst up vajayjay, guy goes after it. Eats starburst. Doc informs him weeks later that starburst was actually condensed herpes.