<human>: A friend of mine who I had known for several years always had a dickhead boyfriend, which sucked as I always kind of liked her. She finally left him, and a couple months later me and her started getting closer.

After a few weeks of slow courting, we head to her house one night for drinks. Lots of drinks apparently. We're winding down and she asks if I want to go to bed to cuddle. I heard that as "cuddle", so hell yeah, I am down to cuddle.

We get in bed, and actually cuddled. Then we start making out, and she just wanted to kiss for a while. I finally go for a little more than kissing and her dog jumps up onto the bed. My friend says "Now is probably not a good time *anyways*. I missed the "anyways" part, and only heard that now was probably not a good time (you can see I have a problem listening), so I think she is referring to the dog. Easy enough problem! I take her dog and slung it off the bed, **hard**, into the dresser, hearing all matter of things rattle and fall off of it.

I turn back around, and immediately go to make my move right where I left off. She grabs my arm and stops me, and that's when I finally look at her face. She is giving me a blank "are you fucking serious?" face. She explains it was her time of the month, and that's why it wasn't a good time right now. I immediately call her dog back to bed, which she does (because the dog still liked me WAY more than my friend ever did again). Once the dog was back in bed, I slinked out and we've never been as good of friends any more.

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<bot>: Thought it was sexy time with a friend and dog interfered, slung dog into the dresser only to find out the dog was more invited to bed than I was that night due to my friend being on her period.