<human>: This happened back when I was a teenager living with my mom.

My stepdad was in the hospital for some pretty serious stuff so my mom was spending pretty much every day there with him. I would come home from school and do chores and junk to try to keep things running. Well one day my girlfriend and I come home from school on a pretty nice day, and my mom called and asked if I could walk the dogs. I agreed to and told my girlfriend to just wait at home since they were big dogs, but I had a bit of a headache, so I took an Aleve before I left.
This is where it gets funny. I ate a few pieces of black licorice before leaving, which was the first time I'd ever eaten any before. So about halfway around the block I start sweating and itching like crazy, and my skin starts tightening, so by now I'm full sprint with a pit bull and a malamute and I run into my house and just yell "BABE! I'm ITCHY!!!" 
Paramedics came after I passed out, and when I woke up I told them about the licorice and they asked if there was anything else and eventually, by the time I met up with my mom at the hospital, they figured out it was Naproxen Sodium, the main shit in Aleve.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: I ate some black licorice and took some Aleve, blamed the wrong thing for a pretty funny allergic reaction.