<human>: I'm a stupid fucking college graduate with tons of loans. I do anything for money. Me, being a dumbass, decided to teach public school when a job opened up at the same school my mom works at. I got the job nice and easy. Well, I found out that I love teaching. I get the highest ratings on every principal evaluation. All of my students love me. I work till 5 everyday. Yadda yadda yadda. My mother is being so unprofessional that she's threatening my career. She has to visit me every class period and she even follows me around. She invades my privacy. She follows me around the school. How do I tell my mom to back off, nicely?

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<bot>: I teach in the same public school as my mother. I fucking hate my life right now. Help. Also, what kind of jobs have you guys sucked up to doing since the recession?