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So my wife and I were at a bar last night for a faculty fundraiser of a close friend. It was incredibly hot in the bar, so they have huge fans, about 3 feet in diameter scattered sporadically throughout the bar to help keep people cool. 

About halfway through the night, we see a girl with hair halfway down her back walk in front of the fan and put her face right up against the fan's protective cage to try to cool down. Her hair then proceeds to get caught in the fan and she starts screaming "OW, OW, OW, OW" repeatedly. My wife and I are mildly intoxicated, so we just sit there and laugh because we find it hilarious. A bouncer then proceeds to nonchalantly walk over to the screaming bar star, take a pair of scissors out of his back pocket, and casually cut off the hair that was caught in the fan. We found the fact that the bouncer already had a pair of scissors, and performed the act so stoically even more hilarious, as it seemed like this was a common occurrence at this bar.

So my question to you is, what's the stupidest/weirdest thing you've seen happen at a bar/club?
<bot>: Stupid drunk girl got her hair stuck in a giant fan and a bouncer casually cut her hair with a pair of scissors from his back pocket.