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Ok, so i do have a bit of a heavy foot, I'll admit that, but if i do speed it's usually no more than ten over.
So this was actually Thursday evening, so more like Thursday i fucked up... I was driving to go pick up some new computer parts. I had a migraine, but i didn't feel like it was enough to impair my driving. On the stretch of road i was on, the speed limit changes from 50 to 35, then back to 50 a mile later. 

I was cruising around 45mph, and was more focused on my head than how fast i was going.
Then i see the red and blue lights behind me. 
Great. A holiday ticket. Just what I need.

So he gets my license and insurance, and is taking forever in his truck.

He comes back and asks me to step out and put my arms behind me. I apparently have two warrants for failure to appear in two counties (i live on a county line). 

Fast forward through in-processing, i call my fiancé to bond me out with what little money we had stashed away for christmas. 

So, I'm out, two court cases for two counties, and absolutely zero gifts bought for friends and family. This blows...
<bot>: caught speeding, found out about tickets I'd forgotten, and my first (and only) stint in jail winds up ruining Christmas presents for My family.