<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

One Friday night nobody in my house could be bothered to cook so my mum gave me some money and told me to go to the fish and chip shop and bring something back for everybody. So anyway off I go on my brothers bike (pedal-bike), get the food and on my way back decide to take the short-cut through the park. As I'm leaving the park down the drive-way hill, I pick up speed so I go to hit the brakes only to discover my brother forgot to mention that he had took the brakes off his bike (intelligent person he is, I know).

Next minute I reach the bottom of the drive-way, which runs straight on to a road, only to smash into the side of a moving car. I open my eyes to being helped up by a woman, whilst her boyfriend is still looking at the damage to his car. Once I'm up on my feet she says "Are your chips are ok?" and only then after asks if I'm ok :|
<bot>: Crash into moving car (could of died) on way back from chippy, woman asks if my chips are "ok" before my own health.