<human>: So, this happened to me just now. I'm up, and I have the munchies. My mom is chilling at her corner next to the kitchen, a fan is blowing in her direction. I get to the kitchen, and I put a pot of water on the burner and put turned the stove on high. We have a habit of dropping food in the burners, so when smoke started I just thought it was food. The fan was blowing all of the smoke towards my mom so we didnt really see smoke, but we started to smell something. Well, after the burner is nice and red hot the smoke gets visible, then kinda intense. I smell hair, I'm all like "WTF?!" and I turn the stove off, and lift the pot off of the burner. Underneath the burner, it looked like a clump of hair or something, we were spring cleaning, I figured something from the vacuum clean- JESUS CHRIST IT MOVED! Its a tail. It was a FUCKING RAT underneath the burner, cooking. I'm fucking high right now, so I didnt know what the fuck to think of it. That shit was blowing directly onto my mom. She was grossed out and left quick. The smell didnt really set in until the burner was off.

This happened like 15 minutes ago. I waited until I made sure it was dead, and threw the heat shield, the part the rat was melted onto, in the trash. The trash is doubled wrapped and in the dumpster. Lysol. Lysol everywhere. So much lysol.

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<bot>: Am high, wanted shrimp alfredo, ended up with extra crispy rat snack and vomit in the back of my mouth