<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

This just happened an hour ago, and holy fuck, the food is still not down. I am begging the God up there, and the almighty Talos, and the Divine 9 please help me fucking hell.

Earlier I was just minding my own business with an empty stomach, and suddenly thought "Hey, I should fucking buy some food." So off I went to the magical wonderland called the cafeteria. 

Went home after that, family had the greatest idea to order food while I'm still digesting my food, food comes early, eats some more and SUDDENLY I HAD THE IDEA TO THINK WHAT THE FUCK IF MY STOMACH CANT DIGEST THIS SHIT AND WELL IDK ANYMORE I'M STILL BLOATED AND I WANNA THROW UP WHEN I THINK OF FOOD AND THAT WHEN I MOVE I FEEL SO NAUSEOUS AND AGAIN THAT PUKING FEELING, GOD PLEASE HELP ME HOLY SHIT.
<bot>: Don't wanna fucking eat until food comes out and after that gulp down on the left overs until I feel like shit again.