<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

So I am running through the park by my house today and there is a REALLY cute girl doing some slack-lining between two trees. I think to myself "wow, she is amazing, I wish I had the courage to talk to her..." So I man up and convince myself that if she is still there by the end of my run I gotta take a chance. 

Sure enough she was still doing her thing, so I walk over and strike up a conversation with her about her cool hobby. She asks if I want to try and I say sure. She reccommends taking my shoes and socks off as she was barefoot too so I take my shit off and try this slack-lining business. I lose my balance a few times but it doesn't seem so bad at first. A few tries later I fall straight down and have the choice of awkwardly bailing or landing right on my nuts. I chose to bail akwardly and did some kind of spin off the rope and onto the ground. 

Then I look down and see my foot. [This (warning: sorta graphic)] is what it looked like. I stop for a sec and I say, very casually "Hey, umm, I think I broke my toe...." She looks over in horror and says "Oh my god...". Well obviously the introduction is ruined at this point but I call for a ride to the hospital and make jokes with her in the mean time. I gave her my number and told her to text me and I would update her on the situation. She started crying at one point and felt really guilty. She texted me once but we haven't talked yet since.
<bot>: Took a half an hour to work up the courage to talk to a girl and broke my toe right in front of her.