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So this happened about two years ago. There was this one really hot girl in my college English class (We'll call her "A") and I decided to bust the moves on her and I end up getting her number. So we're texting each other later that week and she finds out that I've never drunk coffee in my life. A is a HUGE fan of coffee, so she declares that it is now her personal mission to make me start drinking it. About a week later she drags me to a coffee shop near the college and demands that I order a coffee and drink it, and me being the schmuck that can't say no to a pretty girl that I am, I order the coffee. As soon as the barista hands me the coffee, I immediately take a huge swig, and that's when I realise I've made a big mistake for two reasons. Firstly, it's probably the most bitter thing I've ever tasted, but that's not the worst of it. The second reason it was a mistake is the fact that this coffee is the hottest thing I've ever put in my mouth, and as such my mouth was in agony and it took all my self-control not to scream and spit the coffee out. At this point, A is looking at me rather weirdly, and then she asks "Are you not going to put sugar and milk in that?" not wanting to look like an idiot, I shake my head and say "Nah, it tastes pretty good like this" and take another swig of the black lava, suffering through more horrible pain. After about 5 minutes A has to go to her lesson, leaving me to double over in pain without making A think I was a complete moron. Then to add insult to injury, a friend of mine comes over and asks if he can have my coffee, and then just drinks the whole thing in one big gulp, showing no emotion as he downs the fiery, black coffee. I couldn't feel the inside of my mouth for two weeks afterwards.
<bot>: Cute girl demands I try coffee for the first time, end up getting third degree burns on the inside of my mouth