<human>: Dear Confused People of London and the World,

[Photo of a cute dog here](

This is a dog (Canis familiaris). Dogs and humans lived together for about 30.000 years now.

This particular dog is a German Kleinspitz. We lived together for about 3 years now.

This is a well groomed and very much cared for animal. You must be able to differentiate this face from that of a dragon or whatever scares you and makes you run away, screaming. If you do scream, I'm going to assume this dog has also been loved more than you ever were or will be. If you do, I will also assume this dog has travelled more, seen more in life and is cleaner and healthier than you.

This dog, as well as any other dog that has been properly cared for and is not provoked, will not bite you. If you do provoke him, I'm sad to say it would probably take a few days of gnawing for him to do any damage to you, despite my wishes.

This dog, like the rest of his species, will not give you a disease by breathing the same air. He will certainly think your breath stinks, having a keen sense of smell, but he would understand, because he's a dog. What's also certain is that we're all more likely to catch a disease from your snotty kid wiping off ooze from their face on whatever surface around them.

So I will ride the bus with my dog. I will not like it, because there are stupid people, but I will do it because there's no escaping stupid people. The dog and I will also use the tube. We will not like it, because there are a lot of stupid people and less windows. I will not "park my pooch" in front of a store, for as long as you don't create a safe environment where you can leave your child on a leash. The dog would much rather play with that child or sniff air than choose the brand of cereal with me, anyways. I will also operate on a "if my dog is not welcome, my money is not welcome either" policy for all hospitality businesses.

The sooner you reach that higher evolutionary branch, the better for all of us.

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<bot>: To people who don't like dogs and to London in general, dogs are awesome and your parents didn't love you enough.