<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So this is actually happening as we speak.

I have just been away with my girlfriends family for a few days at a "Eco Lodge" in the middle of no where, there isn't even a sewage line so drop toilets have been in use . Since there were family there we couldn't really you know find the room to engage in the Easter spirit so we left it. We came home Saturday afternoon because we had work that night, the rest of her family stayed up there, we were home alone at her house for the next few days, nothing new. 

Saturday night comes along, we've finished work, just got out the shower and got into bed, we don't usually use a condom because she's on the pill and just don't. But this time we decided to use one because "there's less mess". After we finished with it I had the great idea of not throwing it in the bin because that would be logical but to flush it down the toilet. 

It is now Monday night and the rest of the family is back and excited to use a toilet that flushes after use. One of my girlfriends family members uses the toilet as you do. They stayed in there for quite a while, but they eventually came out and embarrassingly said the toilets blocked and won't flush. I think nothing of it at first but my sharp girlfriends remembered that I flushed the condom.

Now her dad is in the bathroom with a plunger with the probability of finding a durex glow in the dark green condom floating next to my Easter poo from the night before
<bot>: used a condom, flushed it down the toilet at my girlfriends house and now the toilet is blocked with her dad trying to find the cause of the block