<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

This happened about a week ago.

I'm lying in bed watching a movie on my laptop when I stretch and my hand touches my tennis ball which I left on my bed a few hours earlier. My inner child kicks in and I start throwing it up in the air, and against the wall, and catching it. All while still lying down. On my back. Bear in mind that I have ignored the movie at this point. Also bear in mind that I have the lights off, with only the laptop screen and a little light streaming in from outside to provide limited vision.

After a few throws I grow overconfident and decide to throw it all the way to the ceiling. I'm sure everyone knows what happens next. I launch the ball with confidence, it flies to the ceiling, gravity kicks in and brings it back down. I stretch my hands out to my abdomen to catch it, since with the limited vision my brain made me believe that's where it was headed, and feel the air as it rushes past. It was at this moment that I knew I had fucked up.

In the next few seconds, the following took place:

* the ball falls straight to my man parts
* I let out a yelp of anguish and grab my precious man parts
* I pick the ball and throw it under my bed, where it still remains
* I go back to watching the movie, whimpering for the next few minutes
<bot>: I played catch in bed with the ceiling at night, the ceiling exerted dominance by nailing me in the nuts with the ball.