<human>: This actually happened two years ago but I only just found this sub.  
I was chatting to some of my friends when suddenly I feel arms grab me from behind. I turn around and my crush locked me in a huge hug. I didn't know what to do so being the awkward guy I am, I tried to return the favour but I accidentally fell over on top of her and badly cut my elbow. I quickly rolled off and we laid there laughing for 30 seconds before I realized that blood was pouring all over the pavement and I had to go to first aid. For the rest of the day people kept asking me what happened and I just awkwardly laughed and said that I did it playing soccer. For some FUception, it also ruined a friendship with a good friend who also had a crush on her. I had only been at the school for 6 months and he had been trying to win her over for about 3 years. He got really pissed off at me and we're no longer friends.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: crush hugs me, I try to hug her back and we fall over, I cut my elbow and lose a good friend