<human>: My wife, one year old son and I recently went to the local mall. The little guy was hungry, so my wife asked if she could use the cafe in the mall's microwave to warm up his food. We usually use the one in the baby changing room, but for some reason it was broken. My wife, being the fair and polite person that she is, also bought a take away coffee, and we sat down to feed him. The lady behind the counter was very abrupt when we initially asked to use the microwave, but we gave her the benefit of the doubt, as she may have been having a bad day. 

As we were feeding him, the same lady, who shall now be known as  Miss Douchington, waddled her way over to my wife and I, and asked what we were doing. The cafe was completely empty except for two tables on the other side, so my wife told her we were quickly going to feed the little guy, and move on. Douchington then looked at us funny, and said that because the coffee my wife bought was take away, they would have to charge her a bit more for actually sitting in the dining area of the cafe...My wife and I looked at each other, looked around at all the empty seats around us, and as she walked away, we had a little chuckle...

So I was fuming, but my wife said don't worry about her. Now for the fun part...As my wife is just about to finish feeding the little guy, he opens his mouth, full of food, and blahhhhh, spits out all the food, all over the floor. he didn't throw up, he had just had enough food and was full, so it went EVERYWHERE...my wife and I looked at each other again, this time with that look of "yeah baby", and as we got up, we gave Miss Douchington a wave, and left her to clean up the mess...

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<bot>: Lady at a cafe was being a bitch, so my son made a big mess with his food, and we left her to clean it up...