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So, this actually happened yesterday although it links back to a video I watched a couple months ago. So, in the video, this guy tries to kill a spider by opening a YouTube video that shows an infinite loop of colors and rainbows and stuff while the spider is chilling on his monitor. [Video for referral]  
Yesterday, suddenly a spider was on my monitor which I had noticed after returning from the bathroom. Seeing this as the perfect opportunity to test out the vortex method of killing spiders (never actually found out if it worked), I opened the youtube video and let the spider sit there.  
Heres a little bit about me, I've been terrible with bugs for as long as I can remember. I hate spiders and cockroaches with a passion, killing them at any chance I get. So, I leave my room in hopes to return to a dead spider. I chill in my living room for about 10 minutes, and I come back to the scene of the crime.  
The spider is no longer on my monitor, and I was confused because there was no corpse, and I concluded that it had ran away. I go to sit on my chair, when suddenly I see the bugger INSIDE of my Razer Blackwidow Ultimate(keyboard). One thing about this keyboard is that it has pretty big holes in between keys, so the spider was able to fit in there. I panicked pretty badly and starting mashing the keys that I saw the spiders legs on, and it comes out of the keyboard onto my hand. Naturally, being the bug-pussy that I am, I react by backhanding the spider into the closest wall, successfully killing it.  
However...Here's the thing, my brothers guitar is sitting on that wall, and I just rammed my hand through the middle part of the guitar, destroying 2/3 of the strings. I naturally panic, my brother comes in, see's his destroyed guitar, explanations ensue.  
Now I'm in $300 debt to my brother for his destroyed guitar, also completely busted my H key on my Blackwidow Ultimate, and it's all because of one stupid spider and my stupid ways of attempting to kill it. So, TIFU Reddit.
<bot>: Failed to kill spider with vortex video, back handed brother's guitar in reaction to it jumping on my hand and now in debt and a broken keyboard key.