<human>: I work in an area that used to be residential, but now is a bunch of businesses in renovated craftsman homes. Signage is definitely poor, so its kind of hard to find businesses in the area. I was walking my boss' dog for a break, and realized the building next door is actually a homeopathic clinic. 

Now, I understand this might get some downvotes, but I really am not a fan of homeopathic medicine. I think that it is essentially a scam that encourages people not to take medicine that might actually help them. I don't want to get into a debate about homeopathic medicine. I know that doing any sort of pranks will probably make me burn in hell or whatever. 

Unfortunately, there is a SHOCKING amount of police activity in the area. You actually have to drive under 25, and there is a cop within 3 blocks of you at any time, and they patrol the streets REGULARLY. So I need some pranks that aren't likely to point right back to me, or back to my company. (Company only has 3 people who work from the office 5 days a week and I'm one of them.)

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: I need some solid, untraceable pranks to do to building next door, which is a homeopathic clinic.