<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

So, me and my roommate and her boyfriend ordered a couple pizzas on GrubHub. We had a long day of nerding it up and hanging out and had worked up quite the appetite through our hours of last minute cosplay work. 

We prepaid for the thing via credit card and then awaited the delivery of cheesy disc-shaped goodness. The phone rang, "Hey, pizza delivery." 

Our faces lit up with joy as we looked at each other in unison. My roommate's boyfriend tossed on his jacket and shoes and bounded out the door to snag the pizzas.

Now, we live in a garden apartment. Technically we're in the basement/dungeon of our apartment building. We have a little staircase from our back door that leads directly to the street. He went out that door and around the front of the building to meet the pizza guy. A whole fucking ten steps. 

The boyfriend caught the delivery guy as he was walking back to his car and the following conversation ensued. 

**b/f**: "Oh hey, I'm picking up the pizzas."

**pizza guy**: "Uh, I already delivered the pizza.."

**b/f**: ಠ\_ಠ "But, **I** ordered the pizza *he pulled out his ID*, who picked it up?

**pizza guy**: "Two girls came out and picked it up."

Now, we're pretty new to this building but we were aware that the only girls who lived in this building full of hipsters were our upstairs neighbors. We hear them time and time again, thumping around and being loud as hell. 

So, we have an idea of whose hands our pies of goodness now reside in. We got replacement pizzas for free from the delivery guy after explaining the situation. That's not the problem here.

*The problem is: How do we get back our neighbors who have done the unspeakable? Seriously, who steals a fucking pizza?
<bot>: Our bitch ass neighbors intercepted our pizza delivery. What scheme of revenge can we now unleash upon those who dared to lay their hands upon our innocent pizzas and have now earned the scorn of our hungry stomachs and empty souls?