<human>: So my mother has recently become friends with a local barber and they joked about how they both had children age 20 and single, ha ha ha real funny right? Well the barber thought it was serious and took steps to actually make it happen.

I went in for the first time the other to get a hair cut near closing (cause frankly the mop head look wasn't working for me anymore and my old barber wasn't really that good at what he did) and the barber calls her daughter and tells her to come to the shop, i tell her not to but she doesn't listen so yea. anyways some time goes by, i continue to explain how weird this is and she continues not to care and probably finds this whole thing a little funny.

The daughter finally shows up around of the end of the hair cut, and she's kinda cute but nothing really to write home about.  The barber introduces me as my mother's son (i guess they had met or something idk) and i do the common small talk introductions while just trying to pretend like i'm just an other customer and not some guy her mom is basically trying to pimp her out to. She leaves after a bit and the barber finishes what is probably my best hair cut in a long time. (I mean seriously i got complements on the damn thing) I say thank you but my love life is to complicated as it stands thou frankly i just wasn't interested.

well a couple day have past and tonight my mother gets a call from the barber. The daughter knows that her mother was trying to set us up and wants to go for coffee with me. What the fuck am i supposed to now?

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<bot>: i have a chance at a coffee date with the daughter of my mother's crazy barber whom i've only met once and said maybe 5 words to. HALP!!!!!