<human>: I finally got booked my first very minor acting role on a crappy cable show. Since I was already taking a large bag with me, I didn't want to mess with bringing my purse as well, so I put my ID and such in my jacket pocket. Despite getting up at the asscrack of dawn to get to set on time, I was running a few minutes late. I rushed out the door in my normal routine, locking the door handle lock as I usually do, before whipping out my house keys to lock the deadbolt.....Except I just locked those keys inside with my purse.... Along with the car keys...for the car I was booked to also bring to set..... And the paper I had scribbled my on-set contact on.

In the pre-dawn darkness I weighed my options:

1. Wake up my landlord who lives half an hour away and see if he can rush over and let me in so I can be really late.

2. Call and wait for an expensive car service and be late and without the car I was booked with.

3. Somehow gain entry into my apartment.

My neighborhood was once fairly sketchy, so my house still has bars on the windows. No way I can get through those. The back door is dead bolted shut and won't budge. But the front door only has the door handle lock engaged....

Two less-than-forceful body checks later, my door is open, albeit the door jamb is seriously fucked up. I grab my keys, speed down the deserted roads and get to set with my stupid car, which they ended up not using and my role is more than likely going to get cut during editing.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: forcing open a locked door feels kinda of badass but not worth losing all sense of home security and a bill to fix the door jamb.