<human>: I want to start this post by saying thank you r/Relationship_Advice. I've posted a couple times on here on throw aways and have been taking to heart a lot of the comments on posts made over the past year. 

I finally 'Ripped-Off-The-Bandaid' a month ago today, and ended my near 3 year long relationship with a highly abusive, (verbally, emotionally, sexually), girlfriend. It's been a month of dozens of threats, tantrums, abuse thrown my way via email, text, and voicemails. But last night I wasn't paying attention to who was calling me (she called on a blocked number) and picked up my phone half-asleep at 3:30am to find her calling me, screaming as loudly as she could to tell me how 'happy' she was. But instead of getting beat up by this, I took a deep breath, I hung up, and went back to sleep. 

Today I woke up, and it was like something just snapped. I felt like I had dodged a bullet. My anxiety was gone, my fear of being alone was gone, and I was proud of myself for once. The threats, the hurt, and the pain just vanished. I'm actually excited to start tomorrow now.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: r/Relationship_Advice gave me my balls back. And now I'm going to go have fun with them again. thanks.