<human>: Here's mine:  I had just finished working out and was going back to my truck, when I noticed a stinkbug on the inside of my front windshield.  I tried to shoo it away but only ended up making it fly to the back of my truck.  I have a Ford Bronco II, so the back door opens and rests on the spare tire at an odd angle.  I had to bend at a really awkward angle to try and make the bug go away, which was pretty stupid to begin with.  It ended up flying straight at my face, and in my effort to evade it I ended up hitting my head on the sharp edge of the door.  Ended up getting six stitches...

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<bot>: There was a stink bug in my car, and in my attempt to make it leave I lacerated my forehead.