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Reddit, it's summer. Summer in the South means it's Hot and humid and worst of all it's Roach Season. I need help.

I recently moved into an older wooden house(i.e lots of places for them to hide). Two days ago a roach crawled in through the front door and up the ceiling, luckily I noticed it and dispatched the bastard with a few Broom hits. I swept his body on the porch as a sign to others to not fuck with me. Last night, I walked out my front porch and was immediately greeted by a huge one on my door step. I jumped over him and down the steps, and when I turned one landed on my back and another next to me. I swatted the one on my back off and ran my ass to the car. When I came back the roach was still staring down my door. 

I can't help but feel this was an act of vengeance and an sign of more to come. How can I prepare?
<bot>: Huge fucking Roaches are after my house. What can I do to not wake up at night with a flying roach bearing down on my face.