<human>: Disclaimer: This was actually a few years ago but I was reminded of this by the fake soccer injuries thread.

So, this great moment in my life happened in a high school soccer game I was playing in. I had the perfect angle to watch this kid on the other team trip himself on apparently nothing (uneven ground? not entirely sure) and tumble to the ground. My teammate happened to be right next to him, but I clearly saw him never make contact with this guy.

Now, I really hate when people fake injuries in soccer and this guy started to cry out in pain after going down. Naturally, I assumed this guy was trying to get a call (which he did get) and I wasn't too happy with this. So, I tell him to get the fuck up and quit faking (right in front of the stands, filled entirely with parents).

Turns out he broke his foot all on his own. I literally stood over him and told him to get the fuck up in front of my parents, his parents, and all the other people that probably thought I was the biggest asshole.

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<bot>: Kid broke his foot in soccer, I thought he was faking, stand over and cuss him out, he's taken off in an ambulance, teammates think it was hilarious.