<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

This happened 20 minutes ago. 
So I am meeting this friend after a month or so, we catch up over a drink. While chatting I feel something move near my leg, I shake my leg and ignore it as a figment of imagination. Feel something moving near my ankle, ignore it again. About 10 mins later, i feel something slithering near my thigh. I jump out of my chair, run around dancing, stomping and completely making a fool out of myself. My extremely puzzled friend stares at me and continues telling me about how i really should watch breaking bad. By now, every little sensation is being amplified by my troll brain and I am extremely creeped out. I whack my thighs to smack them into their senses. Then a few minutes away it all goes away. Then I walk home, talking to my SO on the phone. I completely forget about this incident.
I am changing into my pyjamas at home to prepare for bed, about to turn of the lights when I see a bloody mangled gecko in 3 pieces on the floor. My sweat was now breaking bad! ARGH. Went took a shower, and repeatedly scrubbed my thighs and legs. Everything feels creepy now.
<bot>: Gecko climbed into my jeans, up my thigh. I whacked it to death without realising and now am immensely creeped out.