<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

>Be 22, going through divorce
>Ex wife pregnant with my baby, found out a month after she left me.
>Cyber Cafe that I owned closes due to lack of revenue, like so many others have.
>Ex wife moves on, finds another man, evicts me. I couch hop for months while job hunting.
>Land a job at a hotel, staying rent free with a very good friend, things looking up.
>Get diagnosed with Wegener's Granulomatosis.
>Doctor puts me on a Rituxan regimen to get disorderorder into remission.
>Chemotherapy is hell, have to take time off work.
>Ex wife gives birth to my son. Happy, but can't see him as often as I'd like.
>Lose job due to time taken off and business falloff due to season change. Can no longer pay child support.
>Only bills are gas and insurance, can't pay hospital bills and still staying rent-free with a really good friend.
>Don't have the strength to go out job hunting every day... Chemotherapy is hell.
>Can't afford insurance and gas.
>Get a job offer for $17.50/hr with health insurance across the country
>Can't afford the $800 move.

Basically, I need help so I can re-locate for this job. It's a desk job, very demanding work but not physically demanding... in my current health it's one of few jobs I'd be capable of doing. The job's a guaranteed thing, if I can afford the move before December.

I'm also stuck with $200 needed to reinstate the insurance on my car. I'd ask my parents for money... but (adding to the sob story) my only living parent I never speak to because he spends all his money on meth. All of my "friends" were friends of my ex wife... and I lost contact with almost everyone when she left me. My roommate can afford to keep me, but he doesn't have much in the way of extra cash.
<bot>: I need around $800-$1000 to re-locate for a job with health insurance. Chemo's got me down so I can't really find a job to afford the move.