<human>: So last night I had a 3rd date with a girl ("Blanche") and everything was going great at first. We did arm touching and we watched Nickelback music vids etc. but then we went out to a bar and lo and behold some hipster man comes up to us and starts chatting us up. He gives Blanche some of the gin in his backpack and offers us a cigarette. I know what he's doing but I acquiesce. She seems totally into it and doesn't mind him following us around the rest of the night. Just casually tagging along, making sure he invites himself into whatever we're doing; wherever we're going...

So I go into the bathroom and instead of waiting for me she tells me she's going to watch the band with this guy. I leave the bathroom but it's dark and I can't find them anywhere. I end up sitting down and reading a magazine. She realizes I'm gone and finds me about fifteen minutes later and tells me she's having another cigarette with this guy if I want to come along. I do, but at this point I know I'm a total tool. I want to go home but I don't want to be lame.

So we hang out for like two more hours and this guy ends up saying to HER "we should hang out sometime!" and she gets his phone number. I'm just like standing there hating my life. So he finally walks off and I say to her "He was following you around all night." Get this, she says "Oh yeah, he wants to fuck."

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<bot>: Go out with a girl, guy snatches her up immediately, totally invalidated as a lesbian. Was I just not being social/was I being a party pooper?