<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Definitely did not make a new account just to post this while still face red in my bedroom. 

This started about a week ago, when I thought it would be "okay" to text my boyfriend asking how do guys keep their nipples from not poking out of their shirts as it had always been something I questioned (I'm an A or sometimes B cup and no loose shirt helps to keep those tit toppers hidden without a bra) So, being the twat he is, he apparently thought it would be funny to text back saying something along the lines of "Simple: nipple tape. It's like pasties, but for males, how do you not know about this?" 

If I might add, I'm not that gullible to believe him instantaneously, so I rushed to ask the nearest guy besides me (who was my brother and is as much of a jerk as my bf is) and he too thought it too would hilarious if he retorted saying that he does in fact cover his nipples with tape, and then, somehow managed to stick a candy wrapper onto his nip and lift his shirt to show it to me as proof.

I don't know why I brushed off any further suspicions and carried on believing everything my bf and brother said regardless of them fooling me countless of times before. How I forgot of ever seeing a man whose outline of nipples could have clearly been seen. (I did however ask why I hadn't ever seen a guy take off their shirt in public and struggle peeling off the tape as well, and I got the response that not everyone uses it, which I thought was pretty believable) 

Come back to today when I'm visiting my friend's house for a get together and there's around fifteen of my girlfriends and some of their boyfriends (including mine) and I decide it's a good idea to share how I only recently found out what men do to keep their nipples from poking out. My friends stared at me in an incredulous manner till bursting out in laughter, and that's when I knew I fucked up. After receiving mock for the next thirty minutes, I couldn't handle it any longer and left the house.

 I haven't left my room since.
<bot>: Got fooled by boyfriend and brother that men cover their nipples behind their shirt with tape to keep them from poking out / went a week thinking so before blurting it out at a friend's house, resulting in an embarrassing mess.