<human>: So this just happened a couple of minutes ago and I want to bury myself in a hole and cry.

I'm an intern in a banks IT division and like most interns I do absolutely nothing all day. So I decided to take a nap for a bit and after went to go buy some food from the cafeteria. Now here's the first but minor fuck up. When I finished paying I said to the cashier "Thank you, have a great weekend" and she gave me a weird look and said "Oh you're not coming to work for the next 2 days". That's when I realized I'm a dumbass and its only Wednesday and I panicked and said "Uhhhh yeaaaa". In my defence I was still half asleep from my nap, so I put my head down in shame and walked away. Now here's where I fucked up hard. While I was walking away with my head down I failed to notice a beautiful woman who's body looked as if it was hand crafted by the gods themselves. I bumped into the goddess and one of my chicken fingers began to hurdle towards her. I tried my best to snatch it out of midair but failed horribly and ended up deflecting it right between her perfect perky pale tittes. I gazed upon my chicken finger just lying there perfectly between gods gift to mankind and in my state of sleepy panic I decided to snatch the fucking thing out of her cleavage and place it back into my plate. At this point I was still thinking about how hard I fucked up with the cashier and how I said have a great weekend on a fucking Wednesday. I looked up at her beautiful brown eyes and curly black hair wanting to apologize from the bottom of my heart, but all that came out of my mouth was "Thank you, have a great weekend".

Can you provide a brief overview of the text?
<bot>: Bumped into a goddess. Chicken finger landed between her tittes. I grabbed the chicken finger. Got to touch boob. Said "Thank you"