<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

ok, happened back in October.
My wife & I moved back into her parents house while we we're waiting on the sale of our house to go through.

Her family are from the country side & she wanted to go for a walk around the country lanes.
Her dad knew we were going for a walk in the dark and thought it would be funny to jump out of the bushes and scare us, problem was I was carrying a massive mag light with me.
When he jumped out I panicked and cracked him across the head. Blood everywhere, he lost consciousness and we had to get an ambulance. Her brothers went fucking spare, threats were made, I thought I was going to be shot.
<bot>: went for a walk at night, FiL jumped out of bushes, I smashed him with a flash light. 9 stitches required