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So, let me clear something up right away.

>where did she get your DNA from huh huh HUH!

She, got it from me when I was asleep I'm a heavy sleeper so that's how she did it.

>she could have slept with someone else and got pregnant and used THE REAL FATHERS DNA!!!

That would've been hard for her to sleep with someone else because during the time our daughter was conceived we were staying in a hotel.

**On with the update**

So, after reading the comments (which were just telling me how much of a keeper she is) I didn't open it. I went to look for her and just gave it back which surprised her.

She asked me why didn't I open it and I told her I trust her (because I do) and I didn't need a silly DNA test. We hugged and kissed and she just threw it in the kitchen drawer and that's where it shall remain.

After I made her favorite dinner (Parmesan chicken with a salad and garlic bread) and sorta had a date. Honestly, she's treated me better than any girlfriend ever did and I'm glad I met her when I did.

After we talked and I don't know what she was doing but it made me realize I really need to marry her. 

So I looked through the drawers and found a plastic ring (don't know where it came from just know that's why me and her call it the shit drawer)and went back to her.

And I proposed I thought for sure she'd get pissed that it wasn't a real ring but she didn't. She cried and said yes and actually put it on Lol but I do plan on getting her a real nice one.

So, I'm engaged now don't know if it still counts considering I didn't have a real ring.

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<bot>: I decided not to open the results because I know the answer in my heart. I gave it back and after a nice dinner proposed with a plastic ring.