<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

TIFU by actually sifting through some of your endless dribble.  I have another four letter acronym for most of you: STFU.  It is clear to me now that the vast majority of posters in this sub are 15 years old.

I don't hold your age against you.  Every great human being was once the stupid, stupider, or stupidest teenage lump of flesh.  But the single incidents of idiocy put on display by the reddit users in this subreddit is orders of magnitude greater than the aggregate bum-fuckery of the stupid, stupider, and stupidest teenage lumps of flesh from the past.  And the one thing, the ONE THING that makes the stupid shit that you do today so much worse than the stupid shit that we did when I was 15, is that you share it for the sole purpose of feeding your own narcissism.  And the worst offense about sharing your self-inflicted gun shot wounds (besides the fact that you are all living proof that our education system is fucked up beyond repair) is that they aren't even funny. Hell, most of them aren't even real.  So, not only do you sound like a bunch of complete pussies, but your written communication skills are atrocious.  That and the stories which you are making up are boring as shit.  Thanks, assholes, for wasting my buzz.
<bot>: TIFU by wasting an hour reading fake shit, written by 9th grade drop-outs, that wasn't even funny.