<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

I'm a college student living at home for the summer, and I've been looking for a good set of speakers for my room that will last a good amount of time after college.  Thanks to the folks over at /r/audiophile, I found an affordable system and ordered it last Tuesday.  I've been anxiously awaiting it's arrival ever since.  I knew it was supposed to arrive today so work dragged along for what seemed like eternity.  All I wanted to do was get home, tear open the box and set everything up.  Finally the time came.  I wasn't sure if it had arrived yet, but as soon as I walked in the door my mom told me my packages were waiting at the bottom of the stairs.  I ran over, grabbed both boxes and headed up to my room.  

Wanting to save the best for last, I opened the smaller box first.  I had ordered some audio and speaker cables along with the speakers so I assumed that's what would be in the smaller box.  The box tore apart fast enough, and inside was just one long package wrapped in tape.  I picked it up and began picking at the pesky tape.  I thought to myself, "huh this does not feel like a pack of cables.."  After a few seconds, I got my first peak through the tape to see a skin colored rubber base.  "Oh no way, please god no" was my first thought.  After my brain processed that I was holding a dildo, I quickly threw it back in the box and checked the name on the shipping information.  Sure enough, my name was not the name on the box.  A small part of me hoped that it was some sort of sick joke by the person who sold me the cables even though it wasn't my name on the box.  I opened the bigger box to check if something was missing.  To my horror, everything was there.  Wanting to puke, I quickly ran the box over to my parents room and put it on my mom's nightstand.  I haven't talked to my mother since and I feel extremely distrubed.  The lesson in this: Next time you get a package in the mail, don't open it too excitedly.
<bot>: I opened an amazon packages too fast thinking they were mine.  Opened a box with my mom's dildo instead.