<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

This happened a long time ago but so did most of the stories on this sub-reddit.

When I was a kid I was massively into WWE. When it was on the TV I'd occasionally mimic some of the stuff they did (yeah I ignored the warnings because I was a little bad ass). One time I jumped off the sofa and landed face first on the floor. When I got up my nose was bleeding very badly so I ran, screaming, to my mum who was in the kitchen. I gave her enough time to see before I ran upstairs to the sink to clean up, which is where I passed out. So from my mum's perspective her son had just run into her with blood streaming out of his nose than ran upstairs and passed out so she was reasonably worried. She decided to call my dad so he came over. I had woken up by then so my mum asked me what happened. I didn't want to tell her what really happened incase she told me off (because she has told me not to do wrestling stuff) so I said I fell asleep on the sofa and fell off. My mum's a bit of a hypochondriac and decided to take me to the hospital. At this point I thought 'I definitely can't tell her now otherwise she'll kill me' so kept it up with the doctors as well and to this day she still doesn't know (although I suspect she figured it out).
<bot>: I was a dosy twat and thought it'd be a good idea to imitate wrestlers, it wasn't, I ended up in hospital.