<human>: I am currently on a music tour in Italy, sharing a room with four other men. Obviously not having had sex since the day before we left for the one week trip, tensions were running high, and my extremely horny girlfriend back home was sending me intimate messages, which was not helping in any way. By day four of the trip, I was climbing up the walls with sexual frustration, not having had a wank in all of this time (this is not a long time i know, but needs must). It was early on the morning on the fifth day, and I was the first person in the room up. I went to have a shower in our room bathroom and I took phone with me, and checked my messages. I had received some photos from my girl back home, which didn't leave much to the imagination, and I couldn't take it any longer: so I had a speedy wank in the shower. But after I had finished, I couldn't see where the 'produce' had gone due to the colour of the tiles, so I assumed it had been washed down the plug hole so I left it, with my conscience clear. A short 15 minutes later, one of my room mates opened the shower door after having just showered with a pained expression on his face. It turns out he was very tired and had decided to sit down in the shower, and had ended up sat in my sticky pile of sperm. He didn't realise, went to dry off, and wiped it onto his towel, which he then used to wipe his face, and smeared into his eye. My first reaction was to blame the poor innocent guy who sleeps in the bed next to me, who was still asleep, and said he had done it the night before. None of the room is talking to him, and he is still denying it to everyone.

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<bot>: Somebody sat on the floor in the shower and ended up wiping my spunk in their eye, blamed roommate, no regrets.