<human>: I work for a small company in the South Eastern part of the US, so as you can imagine, I have a pretty strong accent. The other day, I got a call from a transplant from up North asking me some questions and as I was answering them, she was having me repeat and spell very slowly everything I said to her. I was doing my best to be accommodating, until she said something along the lines of "This is the one thing I hate about living in the South, I just can't stand your accents and you make no sense when you talk!" As you can imagine, this pissed me off, so I put on my best back woods, farm boy drawl I could and made sure the rest of that conversation was absolute hell for her. I felt a lot better.

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<bot>: Don't come to my part of the country and complain about how I talk, or I will really show off my accent.