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So this actually happened an hour ago. Me and my brother got home from our marching band competition. I said goodnight to my parents, and went in my room to get ready for bed. When I look at my floor there was something brown on it. So I thought to my self "must be a chocolate pop tart" and went to go pick it up to throw it away. (I love pop tarts so there would be a few around my room floor) When I bent over to pick it up after feeling it with just the tip of my fingders and the smell of it, it didn't take me long to say "...this is not a pop tart" My parents are asleep so I couldn't find the carpet cleaner, so I had to pick it up with a paper towel. The only person I can think of doing this is my toddler of a little sister.
<bot>: I was going to throw away what I thought was a piece of pop tart, which turned out to be pooped that i had touched.