<human>: So I was in Denmark this summer with a couple of friends. We went out drinking every night and there was a lot of bars etc. So me and my friend, let's call him T went out while the others were home (Yes, fucking lame). So it was about 10 minutes to go in to the small town. So there wasn't a lot of people outside because the clock was 22am and the nightclubs opened 23 am. We sat down at a small bar, not a lot of people only 6 guys talking to the security guards. We had a beer and a smoke and we talked for a bit. 

I got very fucking drunk after an hour drinking so we decided we would go and check out the [nightclub] So it was still 10 minutes before the nightclub opened and there was a huuge black security guard setting up  parasols (Why set up parasols in the night?) So we sat down and T were eager to speak to the Danish guys sitting on a bench right next to us. So I sat there alone drinking a beer (I can't remember what happenend next but I fell asleep). The huge black security guard woke me up and said "I guess you're done for the night" and poured out my beer. "Hey I wasn't finished with that!" I said and he looked at me. 

I got up and started to walk to the entrace and said that I wanted a new beer. He quickly followed me to the bar and bought me a new beer. I was just about to go out when I slipped and faceplanted right into the fucking security guard from behind. He turned around picked me up and fucking threw me out of the club and said that I could never come back. What a great night out.

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<bot>: Went to a nightclub with my friend, fell asleep outside the nightclub, security guard poured my beer out, bought a new one for me, slipped and faceplanted right into his back, he misunderstood the situation and kicked me out.