<human>: I should probably post this on /r/rant. Throwaway for obvious reasons. 

Any suggestion on how to land a job in NZ? Funny culture here. Unless you've actually got a degree, and have specifically worked for this particular company, you are not even worth considering. 

Recruitment agents cant even be bothered to attend the interview they setup with you. 

Make a connection between one's skills, and the job requirement? Totally irrelevant.

Asking for feedback as to why they did not progress? Get told "we've declined, just leave it be".

The role is called Business Development Manager. But you don't have any programming skills!?!? Sorry, you're not suitable. 

The role is called Front line Support . We're looking for someone with a degree in nuclear physics... I'm afraid you're just not qualified for the role.

The role seeks an accountant. What is this "CA" qualification you have? Seriously?!?!?

And so on, etc, etc.

Summarize the given text in a few sentences.
<bot>: You have as much control job hunting as you have winning the lottery on all continents simultaneously on a leap year under a full lunar eclipse.