<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

My roommate just bought a dishwasher.  I do not believe that he has ever had a dishwasher before.  I got home today and was unloading it after its maiden voyage, and I noticed that nothing was clean, and thought to myself...what the hell he didn't clean off any of the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher!?  Which I realized after 2 seconds of being slightly perturbed by the situation is kind of a ridiculous notion.  At this point in the human race's technological advances we can video chat with people across the world at the touch of a button, do the majority of our banking while taking a crap, we have kindles, and MP3 players, you can play Mario 3 on your fucking Iphone for chrissake!  I think of watching Demolition Man and the Back 2 The Future movies as a kid and the only thing we've come up short on is flying cars and Marty McFly's hover board.  So why on earth can't we load a freakin' dishwasher with dirty dishes!?!
<bot>: It irks my chain that I can't load dirty dishes into a dishwasher so I bitched about it to AskReddit.