<human>: This happened roughly 20 minutes ago.

So as anybody who lives in the Lawton Oklahoma area will know We have had a bit of flooding the past few days, and because of that flooding my uncle his wife and the five kids they have are staying with me for a while. Now my house was built in in the 1940s it is not in the best conditions especially the floor very squeaky. earlier this night I had already woken up the 3 month old baby because of these floor.  It took his parents an hour do get him back to sleep it was around 1:00am. So two hours later I get a bit hungry, and when you get hungry at 3:00am you probably don't want to cook. I hop over the squeaky bit of the floor. I grab a piece of day old pizza from the fridge, and put it in the microwave for 1 minute. I walk back to my room to grab my phone, and I hear it "CREEE!" the baby is still asleep thank god. I know when I lift my foot it will squeak again. It's like a land mine, but I forget the loaded rifle pointed at my back The Microwave. That beep will wake up that baby, it can and will be heard through the entire house. I look over my shoulder to look at the timer on the microwave. I have 23 seconds to get out of this situation. I tried to do the whole weight transfer thing with a chair. As it turns out a chair doesn't weigh 212 pounds. The floor squeaked and the timer went off. I'm not sure what woke up the baby. But now there is a screaming baby in the other room.

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<bot>: I squeaked a floor board and a microwave timer went off at the same time waking up a baby at 3:00am