<human>: Well mine basically goes:
I was at this girls house and were getting busy when her mum comes home unexpectedly (I probably should mention I was 15 at the time). So I jump and  hide under her bed, she shoves my clothes under and then gets dressed herself just in time for when her mum walks into her bedroom. I'm hiding under her bed trying to awkwardly get dressed under the bed as quietly as i can for around half and hour. After that length of time it turns out my coat and shoes where downstairs the whole time and her mum knew i was there. I got to sneak out and her mum sees me. Unaware that we had just been going at it she invites me to come and have a burger and a cup of tea. We sit and have the meal and then i thanks her and leave.

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<bot>: = Girls mum comes home halfway through having sex, doesn't know that's what we where doing and then cooks me dinner.