<human>: Condense the text into a few key points

This happened maybe 3 hours ago, on my way to work at 06:30 in the morning. The traffic was rough and the lane next to me was merging into my lane, so I slowed down to let a car in. Meanwhile, this guy behind me in an old fucked up car starts hooting and shouting at me, from delaying the traffic behind me! So I looked into my rear view mirror and notice this guy looks like a Muslim man (I have many Muslim friends, and when they are in the car, they look very similar). 

So after he hooted at me and made some rude gestures, I was just like whatthefuckeverlol. So as the traffic starts moving and this guy tries to over take me (Both of my windows are open because I was having a cigarette in my girlfriends car). As this guy goes past, he makes the meanest and ugliest face I've honestly ever seen. 

Now, this is the part where I fuck up; as he passes me, I randomly shout "Allahu Akbar!!" but like, it was one of the loudest times ive ever screamed (Please don't see me as racist, my Musi friends make fun of me by saying 'Hallelujah' constantly). Next thing, I see this guys face go straight to hell, and he tried to swerve his fucking car straight into mine, I don't know how the actual fuck me missed me, but I saw him go straight into the oncoming traffic lane (I didn't see if there was any traffic, luckily for him), so I swerved into the the far left lane (here in South Africa, we drive on the left hand side of the road).

Since then, I've been listening to the traffic reports in my area to hear if there was an accident on that road, so far, nothing (I'm terrified at the moment!)

I'm sooo sorry if I offended you Mr. Muslim man, it was just the heat of the moment
<bot>: I shouted "Allahu Akbar" at an angry Muslim man, and he tried to swerve his car into mine, going into the oncoming traffic lane