<human>: This didn't happen today but 2 years ago.

I woke up and thought that I should go to the store to grab some food, even though I had a cold because it was winter and my immune system was weak. So, I quickly put some clothes on me and went to the store. I didn't want to take too much because my dog was alone at home.

When I reached my destination, because I wanted to be quick I forgot to pull the hand brake. Nice! I got out of my car and then I got run over by it. Thankfully, someone just got out of the store, saw me and called 911 (well, not 911 but my country's version of it).

It was a bit weird and embarrassing trying to explain why I was so fucking stupid that I got run over by my own car but it had to be done. The doctor said that it's quite bad, apparently I broke my ankle. It took 2 months to heal. FML.

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<bot>: I was stupid enough to forget that I needed to pull my handbrake, ended up getting run over by my own car.