<human>: I've recently had the pleasure of meeting a lady who enjoys it a "little " rough in the sack. I work out a lot, 5 days a week cardio, boxing, and weight lifting, so I consider myself pretty fit. This past Thursday I get a text reading " How about a bottle of vino, and some rough housing?". How could not oblige her? Anyway, we had the craziest sex I have ever had. I felt like I was going through a crazy conditioning exercise program, long story short, I went to the doctor this morning because I have been immobile since, and I actually tore my oblique muscles on my right side.

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<bot>: I tore my oblique having extremely strenuous sex this past Thursday, and it's hard for me to even get up, no pun intended.