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While training for my new job. One of the requirements was completion of a driving test. It wasn't incredibly arduous; however, it was tedious. To take said driving test it was a series of slides and questions all online: there were probably 300 or 400 slides total. There were about 10 people taking the test on a shitty DSL connection. It was slow, but workable, about 1-2 seconds load time per slide: cue assholes.

Two people come into the testing room and hook-up to the internet and proceed to start downloading files from dropbox and streaming music from youtube. Slowing down everyone else connection. Load times went up to about 20 seconds per slide. Kindly a few other people and I ask them to stop as they are slowing down everyone's connection. They look at us like we're the assholes and keep going about it. After about 10 minutes of this everyone in the room in noticeable aggravated, and I am at my wits end, and these two are remorseless.

Finally a moment of opportunity arises. They both leave the room with both their computers unlocked. At first I consider trying to change their passwords and locking them out, but realize I don't know their passwords. In flash of insight I open up the command line, and do ipconfig /release on both of their computers then close cmd. Instantly everyone in the room thanks me for fixing the problem as load times are now back to the workable 1-2 seconds.

Now I know what your thinking, that's an easy fix all they need to do is reboot or do an ipconfig /renew, but alas these guys weren't the most tech savvy. The satisfaction in watching these guys prod around in network connections, unplug and plug in cables Ethernet cable, meanwhile never fixing the problem was great. The real joy came when the one next to me closed their computer giving up in frustration and just put their head on the table for a nap. Bonus not a single person in the room told them I had messed with their computers.
<bot>: Assholes slowed down internet for others during an online test. I used ipconfig /release to boot them off the router.