<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

So yeah, I am currently between jobs living back home, and as I'm doing the washing up I feel a certain level of build up, the kind where you know its a risky choice to ignore it. So I do my habitual thing when I'm the only guy in the house, I lock the front door as I'm not exactly quick to react to things sat on the toilet, I do the same if I'm showering in the house alone. So yeah, I'm doing my thing and I hear a knock. "Thats early" I think to myself, turns out my sister got a ride home, so I'm rushing trying to get downstairs and the knocking becomes kicking, and she kicks the door so hard I can hear it cracking, I shout to her that I'm there and open the door. She rants at me swearing and shouting which the neighbours can see, I manage to calm her down. Cue mum coming home, seeing the washing up the damage on the door and exploding at me, I'm pretty much drained from the past 45 minutes and argue back as I'm a grown man and washing up isn't a big deal to me. Then my sister goes to the toilet and I remember I forgot to flush and oh man it all kicks off again, stuffs been brought up that hasnt been mentioned in years as I'm just standing there in disbelief that my choice to not soil myself has caused so much.
<bot>: Decided to not soil myself during washing up, now practically disowned and gonna have to buy a new door it looks like. Oh and the washing up is done.