<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

Runnit,

Roadrunnersports.com, which I generally like, especially for their good return policy and their decent prices (after coupons), uses the most frustrating shipping services!  Using their VIP service, they promise that they'll get your order shipped off to you in 2 hours, which seems great.  But then they ship it by smartpost, which defeats the whole point of the quick service in the first place.  For example, I'm currently waiting on some gloves, which are essential for Michigan running.  I ordered them last Wednesday morning.  They are still not here yet!  The expected delivery is still tomorrow.  That wouldn't be crazy if they were coming from far away, but they are coming from a 3 hour drive (30 hour run @ 10 min/mile pace) from here!  See the [tracking info here.]  RRS, please change your shipping methods.  Except for when you have great coupons, like this time, I always look at runningwarehouse first because they do free 2-day shipping.  Runnit, let RRS know that you want their products faster.
<bot>: Runnit, let RRS know that we don't appreciate their 2 hour "Warp Speed" guarantee when it still means that it'll take a week to receive the products from 3 hours away.