<human>: So I currently commute to my University and in while doing so, I found the most perfect spot, the closest spot to my class in the most CROWDED lot, AND it's right next to my crush's car! my day right? :> I go throughout my day wondering why's it raining so hard and why must I walk through said rain. After class I walk back to my car, in doing so, I see a dude sprinting and looking suspicious and spooky kook'd a'f. Thinking he hit someone's car or scratched it (I have a paranoia about my car's safety) I rush to my car and in doing so I realize that there's a quite noticeable mark on it. In a desperate attempt to clear the smudge, I spit onto the car and give it a ole can of elbow grease. I hear a familiar voice clear her throat and say "Uhum. Uhhhh. What are you doing?", I turn around and look at the girl like a deer in front of some headlights only to see it was my crush. I turn as red my school's colors and attempted to unlock my car in order to escape, wondering why car wasn't unlocking, I see that my Sinon keychain from SAO 2 wasn't on my rearview mirror, I realized my FU. My car was the next one and I just spat all over my crush's car. 
Now we're married with a beautiful daughter and son! Jk, I'm single and eating a pringle ;_;

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<bot>: Got best parking spot in the campus, came back, saw a mark on car, spit on it, realized it was my crush's car, now I crie everytim