<human>: I was just finished work and me being the typical redditor staying up late fell asleep in the bus. This is the beginning of when IFU.

I was sleeping and suddenly the bus jolted hard. Somehow I immediately thought it was a crash and grabbed the emergency window breaking hammer or whatever you call it and smashed the window open and shards flying everywhere. Then I leaped out of the moving bus falling hard onto a main road. There was a car speeding towards me and it screeched to a halt and swerved. The car behind it forced it onto the other lane and hit another car. I end up alive but with a $250000 bill.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: I break a bus window and jump out of a moving bus. car swerves and hits another car. 3 car pile up. $250000 bill.