<human>: I recently decided to volunteer to work double (16hr) shifts at my job as a front desk clerk at a hotel. At first, it didn't seem like too much of a problem. I was pretty sleepy when the second day would roll around, but I always managed. Having too much faith in my ability to stay awake is where I fuck up. Today was extremely slow. There was literally nothing to do aside from watch Netflix. At some point I ended up passing out. The door to the officer was locked, but somehow my brain jerked me awake when I heard the door open. The problem was that it forgot to wake my leg up too, so when the owner of the hotel walked in I jumped up and immediately fell on my face. I stumbled around about 2-3 times before I was finally able to maintain a solid gimp around the office.  I tried to explain to my boss that my leg had fallen asleep, but I think the damage was already done. He asked me a few questions and I tried to mumble out the answers before he just said "stop, ok ok." and proceeded to walk out of the building. Here's hoping I still have a job by this time next week

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<bot>: Fell asleep on the job, boss walked in, woke up without a functioning leg, fell on my face, when I was finally able to maintain a pimp gimp it was too late.