<human>: So today I got stopped in the halls by our scary dean of students, because I was wearing a sweatshirt. I go to a catholic school and there are lots of rules, like wearing sweatshirts isn't allowed during school. Unfortunately, my phone was in my sweatshirt when I took it off and it fell out, so he proceeded to confiscate that as well. When they take phones they take them to the front office and charge you $20 for it back at the end of the day. So I'm one of those rare people that has their phone set to never fall asleep and unfortunately it was on when it fell out. When he looked at my phone and saw my screen he looked like he was ready to kill me. Somebody had photoshopped a picture of him and made him look like a transvestite. He had a tight-fitting dress on and to top it off a pair of old wrinkly balls was hanging out from below the dress, it was very well done. So, unfortunately, he assumed I made the picture and I am now facing Saturday detentions (detentions in school uniform on Saturdays from 8 am-12 pm where they force you to clean the school for the entire time) for the rest of the year. I would put the picture up to mess with the fucker, but he still has my phone and he also forced me to delete it.

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<bot>: Don't set your phone to never fall asleep and get it taken away by a 6"4' scary academic dean that doesn't respect your privacy.