<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

The other night I had one of the weirdest dreams ever, it's still sticking with me. So here's the dream:

I was back living in the house that I lived in during middle school, and I went to go catch frogs with my old friend and her little sister. Pretty normal at this point...then it got really weird really fast. We had caught a few frogs and one of them turned into a dog...weird enough. Then a few that I was holding jumped off of my hand and onto the ground, splattering. My friend's little sister went berserk while I apologized to the marks on the sidewalk, saying "Why did you have to jump?! You were so young!" Well I must have pissed my friend's little sister off more than anticipated. She got a "frog egg" that looked pretty much like a chicken egg, but all blue and nasty inside, knocked me out, and cracked the egg in my mouth. When I became conscious again I began violently throwing up small tadpoles (a similar scene to Harry Potter when Ron is throwing up slugs, but with much more heaving). This went on for a long while. It was disturbingly realistic, it was like I could feel them coming up my throat. Then I woke up thinking...What in the absolute fuck? I've been known to sleep talk, so I wonder what kind of things I may have said. Anyways, tell me, what is the most WTF dream that you've had?
<bot>: Some frogs fell to their deaths, girl got mad at me, cracked weird frog egg down my throat, violent spewing of tadpoles.