<human>: Throwaway because oh god why.

I'm walking around a cafeteria with some friends from work, we're discussing normal things, and suddenly I know I'm telling them all about how I have a strong attraction to large noses. Next thing I know, I'm drawing a nose on a scrap piece of paper from my pocket and start smearing my tongue all over it, and - fuck - I'm super aroused. In front of the cafeteria staff and people from work. Pretty sure I was touching myself.

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Then I woke up and was pretty horny, until I remembered what I was horny about. I rarely EVER have erotic dreams, and none has weird as this. Noses, what the fuck??

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: had erotic dream in which I gave a blow job to a drawing of a nose whilst touching myself. in front of coworkers.