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Mine has got to be what just happened to me today. 
About 3 weeks ago I hit a deer. I tried to swerve and slam on my brakes, but anyone who has ever hit a deer knows that you can't do much after a certain point of the dumbass creature hopping in front of a moving car. Anyway, after being in the shop for about a week, I got my car back friday afternoon. (It's tuesday afternoon of the following week as I post this, so just a few days ago I got it back.)
I come out of school to see my left tail light completely smashed out and a huge dent in the back left of my car. Nobody is waiting around to fess up to fucking my car up, so it was obvious they tried to drive away and act like it didn't happen.Come to find out after viewing the security footage the school has set up that records the parking lot, it was the kid who parked next to me and failed to pay attention while backing out (no shit right?)
This was my biggest moment of "are you fucking kidding me?"

I look forward to posting his consequence to /r/justiceporn in the next coming weeks.
<bot>: Hit a deer, got my car back only for someone to back into it in the next couple days of it getting out of the shop.