<human>: This happened a few weeks ago.  
I was visiting my brother down south in Birmingham, had a great time but needed to go home.   
So I'm waiting for my coach and I'm listening to a song I made on my phone when all of a sudden I have this great idea. I thought that if I rubbed my fingertips off something rough they would grow back stronger and then my fingers wouldnt hurt as much playing guitar. So I started rubbing them off a rough wall outside.   
Then it was time to get my coach. I confidently pull out my phone to get my booking confirmation but my phone wont unlock...... the fingerprint recognition isnt recognising my fingers...... because I've fucking shaved them off..... and I cant remember my backup password.     
The driver says I can go to the reception and get help. So I ask for help and they say I can use the computers to check my emails but by the time I got the email the bus had left..... and that was the last bus. 
So I had to call my brother (from a payphone) and explain that I would be staying a little longer.......  
He laughed. A lot. And then had to call my work and explain how I wouldnt be in work tomorow as well and then buy a new coach ticket for the next day....

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<bot>: couldnt unlock my finger print recognition phone because I shaved off my fingertips, which meant I couldnt get my booking confirmation for my bus on my phone and had to stay in Birmingham another day.