<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

In High School, I had a lady friend over late at my house on a school night. We were up chatting and having sexytimes, until about 6 in da monin. I didn't realize it was so late, until I heard my parents door open down the hall. Freaking the fuck out, I told her to get in the closet, and hide for a bit until they left for work. I laid back down to act like I was sleeping, knowing my dad came in my room to check his email every morning. This is where it all went horribly wrong..  3 hours later, I was awoken by an utterly horrified girl, crying an screaming at me.  When I laid down, apparently, I had immediately passed out. Once she calmed down, she told me that my dad came in, and she stopped breathing for about 10 mins. My closet was also pretty damn dirty, so if she moved, it would have knocked something over. 

Later that night, my mom came home and asked me what my girlfriends shoes were doing at the front door when they left. Like a boss, I replied, she accidentally left them here. She has inside and outside shoes. My mom bought it, never underestimate the power of denial.  

I have more, that was the best one though.. Tell me yours..
<bot>: In High School, I made my girlfriend hide in the closet, so my parents wouldn't catch us having sexytimes.