<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

I woke up one morning a bit later than I needed to which I knew would make me late for work unless I hightailed it the whole way there. I hurried and got my stuff and got into my car and proceeded to leave as. I was at the entrance of my apartment complex looking for oncoming cars when I heard some impatient prick blow at me. Now I know this is normal when someone is not paying attention and won't go if traffic is clear. However in my case I have to take a bit of extra time as my car is lower than most. At 5'7 the roof of my car comes to the middle of my chest. There are bushes that are overgrown where I can't quite see. The person behind me was in an Suv. I had been sitting there for less than 12 seconds. This person pulls up waits  no more than 3 seconds and blows at me. Mind you I was not just sitting still. I was inching out slow so I could see around the foliage to see if traffic was coming. I pull out and low and behold they are turning the same way as me. This is when I decided I would exact my revenge.

This road has a speed limit of 55mph. Normally I do 60mph. That particular day I drove 45mph full well knowing it would only make me later for work. As I was driving I kept checking my mirror to make sure it was only this one car behind me as I didn't want anyone else to suffer.  I only sped up when a section to pass came up so they could not get around me. This continue for about 8 miles before my turn came up. You cannot imagine my glee when they put their signal on for the same turn. That road has a speed limit of 35 which I usually ignore fully and drive what I feel. However on that day, I barely topped 30. As I rounded a curb I approached another intersection where  I had to make a right. I could see they were going straight so I then proceeded to jam accelerator and take off just so they would know..... I got to work late that day. Well worth it.
<bot>: Person in suv honks at me impatiently so I drive under the speed limit to piss them off,  knowing it will make me late for work.