<human>: So I woke up at 8:30 today after spending the night out and returning home at 6:30, resulting in me only getting 2 hours of sleep. After I woke up, I felt a sense of grime on my body so I decided to take an early morning shower before heading out. After I finished shampooing, brushing my teeth, and masturbating, I decided to shave as I haven't done so in awhile resulting in a thin veil of stubble. At this point the warm water and steam was making me drowsy and I vaguely recall having second thoughts on shaving. 

But I shaved

After I shaved, the next thing to do on my list was cleansing the razor, so I began to do what I felt came naturally at the time whilst running on the fumes of 2 hours of sleep. I began running my index finger up and down the razor blades in an attempt to get the hair out of it.

I finished showering and stepped out to dry myself. And on the towel, Blood.

Summarize the given text in a few sentences.
<bot>: Don't shave when you've only had 2 hours of sleep the previous night, and don't wash your razor by running your finger up and down the razor blade.