<human>: I don't know if it is just college off-campus housing leases or leases in general, but these legal documents are completely one-sided and contain a good number of unfair clauses. Example: 

"You, for yourself and for your guests, release us and the manager and our respective successors and assigns and our and their respective employees, officers, directors and affiliates (collectively the "released parties") from any and all claims and/or damages which may arise out of any accidents or injuries to you, members of your family or your guests, in or about the premises, the apartment, the building or the apartment community, EVEN IF SUCH CLAIM OR DAMAGE WAS CAUSED IN WHOLE OR IN PART BY THE NEGLIGENCE OF THE RELEASED PARTIES."

and "You hereby indemnify landlord and manager and each of the released parties from and against any and all claims, liabilities, actions, costs and damages which we or any of them may suffer or incur AS A RESULT OF YOUR NEGLIGENCE..."

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Basically, you cannot hold them accountable for anything, EVEN IF THEY ARE GROSSLY NEGLIGENT, but they can hold you accountable for everything.