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I'd never attempted this before, but proceeded (with great care), with the only razor in the house at the time - Dad's face one, but he was never going to find out. The fuck up wasn't in the the shaving itself - everything went smoothly, and I then went off to school. 

BUT - I later got a call from my Mum, yelling down the phone 'WHAT DID YOU SHAVE THIS MORNING, THE DRAINS ARE COMPLETELY BLOCKED!'. So I was like 'Umm, my face'. She didn't buy this, so I hung up. 

I later went home to find my Dad, the voice of reason - 'I'd rather you hadn't used my face razor, but it must have been his legs, go on son, show your Mum your shaved legs'. Shit. So I pull up my trouser leg to reveal my hairy legs - my parents look shocked. 'I shaved my balls, I'm really sorry'. 

A shit storm of anger proceeded - 'WITH MY RAZOR!' 'ALL THAT HAIR CAME FROM YOU BOLLOCKS!?' 'DID YOUR GIRLFRIENT ASK FOR THIS?!' 'GO AND CLEAR IT'

I spent the next couple of hours picking my pubes out of the blocked drain. And my Dad brings it up frequently around my friends and family. And I owe him a new razor.
<bot>: Shaved balls with Dad's razor, blocked the drains, had to confess, pick out my pubes, and Dad told everyone.