<human>: Okay so I was with my friend and we were looking for somewhere to skate. It was pretty late at night and we needed somewhere with light so we ended up walking around. When we were walking I looked at the moon and it was massive and orange. It looked cool but was slightly unsettling to me but anyways we found a car park and across the street was a pub which was pretty packed. There was this ledge that me and my friend sat on and as I sat down he said "Where's the Moon?". I looked up and me being the dumbfuck I am I mistook the streetlight I unknowingly sat underneath as the moon. It blinded me when I looked at it and I ended up yelling out "THE MOON!" while pointing at the streetlight. Everyone across the  street outside the pub heard me and stared for a while. My friend realized what happened and mentions this and dies of laughter whenever he sees me. It scared the shit out of me honestly but now my friend and probably half of that suburb think I'm retarded.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: I got scared because I thought a streetlight was the moon. I yelled loudly and now half of the suburb think I'm retarded.