<human>: Happened just 5 minutes ago, I live in an apartment complex and have a car parked in a carport outside. 

Went down to grab the gifts from the trunk and used the ignition key to unlock the car from the side so that the beeping from the remote wouldn't wake anyone up. It unlocked and I opened the door.

The car starts blaring the loudest possible honking/beeping alarm and I go partially deaf in one ear. The carport's also mostly made of concrete so the sound just reverberates even louder.

It's around 12:30AM and there's approximately 100 homes around me within a 1/2 mile radius, each with families probably tucking their children in, dreaming about ol' Nick coming down the fireplace to fill their stockings with all sorts of goodies. Whoops.

Merry Christmas everyone.

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<bot>: Tried to be sneaky by manually unlocking the car, ended up triggering the loudass alarm anyway and scaring Santa away