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So this whole thing happened a few hours ago, Now before i go on i would say i'm moderate when it comes to how hot food is but this was over the top.

I was in Kroger's passing the veggie's and fruits when i seen they were selling whole habanero peppers, i've never tried one before and wanted to experience it, I'm gazing at them up close now and see a pretty decent sized one and decide to get it, I didn't want to wait till i got home so i decided while walking down a isle that i was gonna pick the stem off and just throw it in my mouth (i paid for it after). BAD IDEA. Once it hit my mouth i took about 3 solid chomps on it, The heat came out of fucking no where, I start sweating and feeling light headed, all while my mouth and throat are getting raped by burns, all while i'm walking down the isle.

I ran the fuck out of there so fast while the pepper was still in my mouth and spit it into my hand (opps) then threw it on the ground, Got to the car and drove home, Sat down and my mouth was still burning so i drank some milk. 5 minutes goes by and i start getting the urge that i have to shit. I rush to the toilet, Pull down my pants and sit down, I start doing my business and start unraveling the toilet paper WITH the hand i spit the habanero pepper on, Apparently it moves onto the toilet paper and i didn't realize that. I start wiping, do 1-2 wipes before i feeling the burning of a thousand dragons inside my ass and on the outside, THIS WAS FUCKING BAD, I get the fuck up, squeeze my cheeks harder then a bitches nipple and run down stairs to the paper towels in the kitchen, i grab a few and open up the refrigerator, Grab the milk and pour some on the paper towel, I then push the Milk-filled paper towels into my ass while feeling like my butthole just got gasoline on it and lit on fire.
<bot>: Ate a habanero pepper, Wiped ass, ended up with milk filled paper towels in my butthole