<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So this was actually Sunday when it happened but i thought I would share it. Sunday afternoon  I went with my mom to eat at one of our favorite restaurants. After that we went back to her house so that I could drive home. So,  I say goodbye and get in my car. During all of this I was texting my girlfriend because I don't want her to worry. Well,  I tell her that I will text her back,  but. I'm  texting her whole driving. It's just a simple message,  "I'll  text you in a min. Driving. Love you" well as I'm  finishing the text and tossing my phone to the side I hit a parked car.. I was going like 10 miles an hour and i got like 50-100 yds away from my mom's house. A random guy comes over to make sure I'm  ok and my mom walks over cause she heard it. We call the cops and everything gets settled. Now I have another ticket on  my record(worth 90$), a car with a damaged bumper, a very infuriated father,  and friends that call me the biggest idiot in the world.
<bot>: Went to lunch, texted girlfriend quickly while driving home, got around corner away from mothers house and hit a parked car as I was finishing the text.