<human>: Wednesday night last week I had a date. I was pretty excited - because of other work and life priorities, I hadn't had a date in a while. We met at the bar and he was quirky and fun - we really hit it off. The date ended, he came back to my place and we started fooling around. This was especially great, because on top of not dating, I hadn't had sex in about 7 months. 

One thing leads to another and he's doing me from behind. All of a sudden, he slows down and says "You're really bleeding... like... a lot". I'm confused because it was way too early for my period. I put my hand down below and when I look at it, it's completely covered in bright red blood and more is dripping out onto the sheets. I turn around and look at him and his horrified face. His dick is dark red... covered in my blood.

I jump up mortified and led him to the shower. He was really concerned that he had hurt me. So I had to awkwardly explain that I hadn't had sex in so long that I'd basically re-virginized myself and he had punched my Vcard.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: I hadn't had sex in so long, I awkwardly bled all over my date like a virgin on her wedding night.