<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

This isn't a huge fuck up, but it's noteworthy nonetheless.

So I bought over 5lbs of Skittles on Amazon for $10 last week, super stoked for the great deal I was getting. Usually when I buy a pack of Skittles it's the king size at best, and because there's only so many in the pack I usually savour them and eat the pack over a day or two. But with a 5lb bag that feeling of impending sadness when the Skittles are all gone wasn't hanging over my head, so I was eating these things like they were... well, candy. I must have ate half a pound of the things while I was watching a movie the other night.
 
This is where the fuck up comes in. I'd never realized before, in moderation, but when you eat Skittles the shell cracks and apparently acts like little razor blades on the sides of your tongue. I've now got so many tiny little cuts on my tongue that I can't talk, lick my chops, eat Skittles etc. without a surprising amount of pain.
<bot>: Ate more Skittles than anyone should in a single sitting. Might as well have been sucking on a razor blade.