<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

So this happened a couple weeks ago, and I'm not completely recovered but it's getting there.. I was home alone and bored and my parents had gone out of town for the entire day, so I figured why not fuck around a little bit. So I called my boyfriend over and we messed around for a while. After he left, I was still aroused so I decided to "water the garden." I kept trying, but my fingers weren't enough to satisfy me today for some reason, so i went downstairs to see if we had a banana or something (lame, i know). Turns out we didn't so i grabbed a banana-sized squash and a glove and well...you know. So i fell asleep afterwards, and the squash had rolled onto the floor under my desk. My dad comes home around later around 10pm and is like "...what is that?" I don't remember it because it was earlier in the day...so i lean over to check what it is and my eyes widen. My dad by then realizes what it is and says "ummm...nevermind" and runs out as fast as possible..
<bot>: I was home alone and masturbated with a squash with a glove on it, then forgot about it. Humiliated whenever passes squashes in grocery stores now.