<human>: This actually happened last night.

Like any good college student, I spent my Friday night ignoring the fact that I have finals coming up and went out drinking with my friends!

There were 6 of us total, and we drank some beers at my apartment before we walked to our first bar at around 10:00pm. At the bar, my friend and I got in an argument about normal bodily functions. As most of you know, when a person drinks a lot of alcohol, they normally have to pee more often than if they hadn't. I argued that since guys can just pee most anywhere they like outside, they don't have to hold it as often and therefore aren't as good at it.

We argued back and forth until finally we decided the only way to know the truth is to have a pee holding competition!

I have a fairly large bladder so I was pretty confident that I would end up winning. As the night went on, my bladder was slowly filling and by the time we left (around 1:30am) I thought I was going to explode!!

This is where I fucked up. I should have just used the restroom at the bar before I left... But, being as stubborn as I am, I didn't! I left the bar with a completely overfilled bladder and a 20 minute walk home by myself.

I was roughly half way home when I realized that my bladder was too full and I had only two options, finding a place to squat outside or just peeing my pants.

I found an alley behind some pizza place a couple of minutes later. I proceeded to run behind a trash can that was on the side and immediately pulled down my pants and peed my little heart out. A couple of seconds into my potty break, a door to the pizza place opened and a guy walked out (obviously someone who worked there). We made eye contact, and I quickly waddled over so that the trash can would be between me and him.

I think he ended up going back inside because by the time I was done peeing he wasn't in the alley any longer. I quickly got myself together and sprinted home where I proceeded to cringe at what had transpired.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: I had a pee holding competition with my friend, held it too long, and ended up peeing outside in front of a pizza worker on my way home.