<human>: I don't want to whine about my childhood, but it was terrible and I couldn't break free and be independent until to years ago.

I didn't get the chance to socialize with people outside my family until two years ago. Until then I was too weird for other people to want to be around me. Been working on myself since then, and now can at least sound like a normal person. I never had any hobbies, never followed sports, etc. I still have problems holding adult conversations; I just have nothing to say.

And then women... When I started this self development thing I was very aggressive and got laid a couple of times. Though I realized that sex was no big deal, I still had problems with women. I don't know how to talk to them while being sexually the same time; if you know what I mean.

There is also the fact the I do look and behave old and reserved. My grandfather was the only male in my life for a looooong time. I am bald (not receding hair; actually bald), and shave my head, but it makes me look old. The only women who show interest are as old as I am or older, or younger and have daddy issues. And boy, those women (young and old) have seen some wars.

I don't have to worry about them, though. I never approach at all, and if I do I go full spaghetti and turn those women off.

I went through the five stages of grief and have accepted that I am not really an attractive guy to women. Perhaps if I do something about my personality and peoples skills I might stand a chance, but I have to do something and I don't know what!

I am a tiny bit pissed that I am about to hit 30 like that.

So, help!

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: Turning 28 soon. Started learning to socialize and date two years ago. Slept with five women only. I go on date once every couple of months if ever. Never been in a relationship. Need help.