<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

(This just happened, I am typing it up as I sit on the balcony...)

Six weeks ago I rescued a dog from scheduled euthanasia at a city pound. He's a 4 year old mixed [Jindo] and has transitioned well to his new life. We live in a small apartment in a typical Korean apartment complex (10 buildings, 130 apartments per building) so noisy dogs are not tolerated. He's usually pretty quiet but sometimes barks once or twice if he gets spooked by something he hears outside, especially if it wakes him up. I've been doing counter conditioning to extinguish the barking and he's come a long way, but not perfect yet.

We walk around the local park 3 times a day for 1~2 hours for him to get some energy out and do his business. In our walks we've made lots of friends, including the owner of a local cafe who LOVES to give him treats. This evening he got some cheese cake cubes that they put on a [shaved ice desert](

Tonight we were just settling into sleep, he was snoring happily on the floor when I turned out the lights; and then I fucked up. I was just starting to drift off when he let out a sharp bark and stood up. I gave the quiet command and went to praise him for quieting down. 

He seemed calm so I invited him up onto my bed to sleep with me. As I lay down he began turning around to find a comfortable spot. He lay down with his butt towards me. As I went to pet his hindquarters he let out a long squeaky fart, directly into my face. There was no avoiding the terrible stench the cheesecake had produced. It was as if the North had launched a gas attack directly into my nose. We both evacuated the bed. He ran to the corner of the room and I went outside to the balcony. And that's where I am now, waiting for the air to clear and contemplating my lifes mistakes.
<bot>: I let someone give my dog cheesecake, invited him onto my bed, and he farted in my face. Everyone suffered.