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So my dad left a few days ago for a work trip and left me and my siblings home alone. Me an my girl friends, all of us 19 years old decided to get stoned, I mean why not it was the perfect opportunity, we had the house to ourselves because both my brothers were out somewhere. 
So we smoked in the back yard but had no lighter so we got some candles in the kitchen and light them up to take them outside. We were smoking but it was taking a long time for it to hit us so basically long story short each of us smoked a joint. 

Anyways we began to laugh like crazy and went to the kitchen because we got the munchies, we literally trashed my entire kitchen, we ate everything that was in the pantry and we talked about hookups, FWB, getting high, one of my friends kept taking her clothes of etc. 

Suddenly of my friends opened a shelve and began laughing, she turned to me and asked me why there was a camera on top of that shelve she said it was just weird, I laughed and said why would I know and a minute later it sunk in; There's only one camera in my house and it's in the kitchen.. Which has a transmission to my dad's phone. And it's also where we decided to get shitface high; so my dad not only saw us  smoking weed but he now knows every story about who we've slept with, what we did back in high school, who our FWB are, he saw one of my friends almost naked and he knows that we smoke weed on a regular basis.. 
Yeah my luck 
He's a pretty conservative dad so I guess I'm fucked
<bot>: we got shitface high in my kitchen and my dad had a camera right there so he knows everything he shouldn't about me and my friends.