<human>: My phone has been on the fritz lately, (It's a cheap prepaid so what the fuck do you expect.) and Today it decided to reset itself for no good reason IN THE MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN PHONE INTERVIEW. So like any rational person, I chucked that piece of garbage straight at the floor.

But alas, that wasn't the fuck-up.

The laws of physics and I have had a very strained relationship for the past few years, it's like that crazy ex that broke all of your shit when you fought.

And I lost that fight.

Time slowed down, and my anger quickly turned into despair as I watched my phone bounce off of the floor and somersault right into my flat screen TV, only to bounce yet again into my ceiling where it decided to finally shed its battery and back panel.

I ran over to my television to make sure it wasn't broken. It was. I then looked up at the ceiling. It left a quarter inch hole in my ceiling.

I live in a rental.

So, utterly defeated, I picked up my phone and inspected it,and it looked just as new as the day I bought it.

Also, I didn't get the job.

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<bot>: Phone resets itself during an important call, gets thrown by a fuckwit, breaks an expensive TV and puts a hole in said fuckwit's ceiling, all while simultaneously costing him a job, and his security deposit.