<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

So this story starts about 3 years ago it was hot af out side and I was wearing jeans at the time I had 600$ on me because I was going to buy a car this day but the ~~buyer~~
<bot>: TIFU by losing $600 and drivers license, only to find out some bozo found it and got a $286 non reversable speeding ticket in my name while I have a suspended license.