<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

So, I've managed to develop two unique relationships with two very different girls. While nothing physical has transpired yet, both girls have mentioned or implied a romantic interest in me. 

For the first time in my life, the universe has saw fit to provide me with a choice. Unfortunately, I can't come to an easy decision. 

On the one hand, we have a gorgeous, blonde, big-magumboed cheerleader. Now, technically, she isn't a cheerleader. But her ditsy attitude and love of fashion would probably fool you otherwise. She's intelligent, but I have very little in common with her. Most of our conversations seem forced and often involve mild flirtation.

At the other end of the spectrum sits Plain Jane. Beyond her red hair, this girl's physical appearance is absolutely unimpressive. Fortunately, she's one of the coolest people I know -- so I'm capable of ignoring her sub-par looks (sometimes, her nose is kind of weird). We play co-op games on PC and 360 regularly, talk about anime, and visit the comic book store pretty often.
<bot>: Two girls have shown interest in me. Which should I go for, the one with the massive boobs or the one with a massive comic collection?