<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

Currently I have a shitty job working 60 hours a week for minimum wage, but may have something else lined up in a week or 2. Should this new job come through, what's the most spectacular way I can quit that fucks over the owner but not my co-workers? The owner is a real asshole, but I like everyone else who works here, the business is a similar model to chuck e cheese. The owner is almost always on site. All ideas are appreciated, but I'm not going to do anything that could get me arrested or that involves nudity. Also, if it's something that lends itself to audio-recording I'll keep my cell phone in my pocket and upload the result in an update.
<bot>: my job sucks, might have a new one soon, help me quit in a way that doesn't involve getting arrested in the nude!