<human>: Like most people, this didn't happen today but was just this past weekend.

Last Saturday night, which happened to be my 21st birthday, I hit the bars with some friends. It being my birthday, everyone and their mom was buying me shots and I was downing them like it was my job. I was having a great time and had no intention of turning down a drink. After what felt like hundreds of shots(was more likely 10 or so tops? With a few beers in the mix. I'm a little bit of a lightweight, sue me) we finally left the bars and headed back to my friend's place. (I really have no memory of the rest but it has been described to me in rigorous detail and not to mention Snaps went out people.)

Once back, I go into the bathroom to handle some business. Of course, I end up sitting on the side of the bathtub and puking my guts out. The bro that was making sure I was okay went to go get me some water.

Here.

Comes.

The.

Fuck.

Up.

While he was gone I must have passed out because I slipped backwards and smacked my head on the other side of the tub. When my bro came back into the bathroom he found me laying in a little pool of blood behind my head and looking completely lifeless. (Upon closer inspection I was breathing and only sleeping but at first glance that was hard to see.) My friends swear they tried to nurse me up but I call BS. 

The next morning I awoke in my friend's room to find I had a splitting headache with NO memory of the following night and that my shirt was covered in dried blood. I jumped up form the floor and ran into the living room demanding answers. Asking what I did last night, who's blood it was. They told me it was mine and I didn't believe them, until I scratched the back of my head and felt the clump of dried blood. I did clean up the wound but never went to a professional. 

I promised myself I would go if anything seemed off but I have felt totally fine since the incident and it seems to be healing normally.

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<bot>: Went hard on my 21st and hit my head really hard. Still a dope night though. 10/10 would do again...minus the whole head thing so 9/10.