<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

I'll start, for contextual reasons. So one day I was at a mall while I was travelling India in grade 4, and for some food related reason, I had to take the most diabolical diarrhetic shit known to man. Obviously, me trying to be a badass back then thought that I could hold in this mighty shit that was about to protrude my asshole, but I couldn't, and all of a sudden the shit blasted into my pants. Well you see, I was at this mall with my cousin, and I didn't want my cousin to know of this, so I quickly snuck away from him, grabbed all the car and air fresheners I could find and managed to make it to a bathroom before anyone noticed. I managed to clean out most of the shit, and I used up about half a can of air freshener on my boxers and stuck a car freshener in between my ass cheeks to cover up the smell. I awkwardly made my way back to my cousin, trying my hardest to not let the car freshener fall from in between my ass cheeks. However, this wasn't enough to cover the smell of the monster that purged my boxers. My cousin immediately noticed the stench coming from my ass, and took me to the underwear section in the mall. He made my pick out a pair of under wear from the rack, and since I didn't know where the fuck the change rooms were, I dropped my pants and changed behind the underwear rack. I handed the dirty pair of boxers to my cousin, and not knowing how to dispose of them discreetly, he decided to take my dirty boxers and hang them from where I got the new ones. We quickly made our grand escape as we heard customers yelling and screaming about the smell of shit coming from that section in the mall. I feel bad for the worker who had to dispose of the shit stained shorts.
<bot>: I took a shit in my pants at a mall, shoved a car freshener up my ass, replaced my dirty boxers with a new pair of boxers and hung the dirty boxers in the underwear rack