<human>: I had this Holter thing attached on me two days ago (for no real reason though, i wanted to take diabetic test yet the retarded doctor directed me to cardiology) which was, apparently, going to stay on me for 2 days. 

Anyways, yesterday i was sleeping mid-day and woke up having a weird boner and couldn't help myself "do it". And the worse part is, i couldn't help myself "do it" for the second time in next 5 mins.

So i got to see doctor today with my mom (who wouldn't ever come to my doctor appointments since I'm fucking 18 yet she was nervous cause i had this holter thing). When the doctor saw my results he was quite shocked, informing me that i already did have a rythm problem (2500+ unusual rythms in 48 hours). He then asked what i was doing in first day's 3 p.m and I lied i was sleeping. 

He stood there, looking to mom then me, and said "You probably had an heart attack... TWICE...". I tried to tell him otherwise, telling him that i had some nightmares and woke up screaming and even telling that i woke up ejeculated from my nightmare. Yet nothing, he wouldn't believe. 

He gave me tons of rythm dropping pills (some of them for people who are +40 for the fuck's sake) and attached this fucking piece of ape shit tracker on me for a week more. But the worst part was to see my mother bursting into tears in public and being in that desperate fear of losing his child. And then the rest of my family having the same situation afterwards.

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<bot>: masturbated while having a heart tracker on, doctor diagnosed it as a heart attack, pills he gave me going to ruin me, and the whole situation ruined my family already