<human>: My cousin and I decided to squeeze in one last shuffleboard game before he flew back to Korea. This was the first time we got to hang out in a long time. We got plastered and went for a walk to get some food. We decided it would be a good idea to go swimming in the ocean but couldn't find a way down so I opted for the huge ass fountain back at the retirement home instead. This was at about 3am.

I literally stood in it for 10 seconds as it was ice cold. We walk back inside and I'm completely soaked. After eating our hot pockets I say goodbye to my cousin and walk back to my guest room in my underwear. Then I drop the extra rice bowl I brought with me and pick it up as fast as I can to get to bed.

It wasn't until after my flight home that my mom gets a call from her brother saying that that the ceo of the company called to report vandalism and repair costs for the fountain which will be very expensive to fix. How a fountain completely breaks down from standing in it for 15 seconds makes my head scratch.

Anyways, my grieving family (there were a lot there) are apparently humiliated, not to mention my grandma who just lost the love of her life of 70+ yearsand  now has to deal with this incident.

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<bot>: I got drunk and accidentally broke a fountain. Now my family hates me and says I ruined the "final memories" of my grandfather's passing who was a well loved man in the community.