<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

So here it goes:
Me, my friend and my mom somehow were transported to the past and we are in an airport. We are searching for an exit from the airport and eventually get into this gigantic house that it is unfathomably large.  We search room to room, trying to find a way out.  Somehow, we find ourselves in my own home.  It is at this time that I notice these little purple and brown frogs.  I then yell to my friend and mom not to get near the frogs because I, in my dream, had just learned that these frogs were poisonous via Reddit.  My friend was is also an avid Redditor, so he instantly knew how to disable one of the frogs.  He holds up the frog for me to take a picture.  I take out my phone and for some reason the phone is being charged.  Instantly, the frog is then being charged instead of my phone.  My friend's dog, Eddie, flies through the air as if to eat the frog and instead eats the charger coming out of the frogs back.  I proceed to wake up.
<bot>: I had a dream that I'm in the past looking for a way out.  Reddit saves me from poisonous frog death.  Dog eats phone charger.