<human>: BACKGROUND: So was in my World Studies class today and my teacher had us write an essay on what country we'd like to move to and to justify it with the policies, culture, and structure of the nation.

This morning, I read this piece from the The Independent about how Ireland had legalized possession of ecstasy, meth, and many other no no drugs.

So I'm sitting there at my desk that afternoon, brainstorming for the essay and the funniest thought pops into my head. I began to write about why I'd like to live in Ireland. Mind you, I've never used anything in my life and was purely doing it to see what my professor would say. The beginning of my essay went something like: "Loopholes have long been the subject of scrutiny in the public eye, but in Ireland, a single court decision's unveiling of a loophole might very well make me want to move there." 

Well it was a timed essay and I quickly finished my satirical piece on loopholes and "political etiquette and tradition". Well the teacher seemed to read mine first because just when the class started working on homework for the rest of class, he storms to my desk, tells me to get up, and in the most sarcastic voice ever, "Read your masterpiece to your class, won't you?"

And so, a joke turned into an embarrassing moment for me as I read a detailed account of how I fantasized about mushrooms and Walter White all at the expense of a very lovely loophole in Ireland. (Yes I added a Breaking Bad reference in my World Studies essay)

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<bot>: Wrote an Essay on why I wanted to go to Ireland (cuz they legalized some drugs for one day) and teacher made me read my stellar essay to the class