<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

"Are you two dating?"

Getting asked this question all the time, usually followed by "why not? You two would be perfect together.", can get kinda annoying. Especially when it's by your friends who are just teasing you.

So, I'm looking for the best way to reply. Sure, just telling them "We are not, (fuck off)" works, but that's neighter creative or original. 

I need something that will leave them speachless, consterned or just laughing. I don't care whether it's offensive (but it should be lighthearted), absurd, self-deprecating, insane or just plain stupid, as long as it doesn't give them a chance to retort, it's OK.

**I'm sure this thread will be of an enormous help to all those "just friends" pairs that are getting constantly teased by their friends, and that is the main focus of this question. The goal is not to get the friend-girl to date you (lets imagine that neighter of those two friends are interrested in dating eachother), but to reply creativly and then just laugh it off.

I'm not asking for serious advice about how to deal with this situation, I'm just looking for some comedy gold. It's way more fun :P (I hope that is OK with this subreddit, if not can you please point me to the correct one?)

Thanks
<bot>: How to creatively, funnyly and lightheartedly reply whhen asked "Are you two dating together?". It's mostly about replying to friends who are just deliberately and constantly teasing you with that question.