<human>: I have to tell somebody about this because it still plagues me to this day. It happened about a year ago and it goes like this:
There was this girl at my university, we'll call her "Lola", who I could never get with. Lola would never give me the opportunity or the time of day, and always insisted that we remain friends. All guys here can relate to the fact that when a girl says that to you you only want her more. She was always a little flirty, but if things got to serious she would tell me she just wanted friendship.So for months I tried to pursue her, to no avail. Until one day, one of my friends, lets call him "Tim", wanted me to hook him up with one of Lolas friends, I convinced Lola to stage a double date to make the friend more comfortable, and I knew I was set. Things were going smoothly until my other friend "Julian" brought out the gravity bong and bet me that I couldn't take a huge hit with greens. Despite having smoked only once prior I took the challenge. That one hit had me so gone, that i could barely function by the time they got to the house. I managed to get her into a separate bedroom, where we cuddled, and sher held my hand, and things started to work in my favor. It was perfect, she was in spandex, futurama was on, and I could not keep myself awake. She pressed herself against me..... and i fell asleep. When I woke up she was gone, and so was my opportunity.

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<bot>: this girl I wanted finally gave in to my advances, but i was so gone i couldn't even function. Never got the chance again. Can't watch futurama anymore without thinking about it.