<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

This happened less than 30 minutes ago...

No many will know or (or care) but Destiny released a new DLC today which I've been looking forward to. Me and most of my buddies don't meet during the week because of family/SO/work and we use Destiny as a way to get everyone together during the week. 

I've been at work all day, texting the boys in the group chat about how excited we are. Everyone is sounding off one after the other. "I'm on my way home", "I'm ready to go", "I'm leaving work early Guardians, see you in orbit". Meanwhile I'm at work patiently waiting for 4:30pm.

Well, 4:30 comes around and I shut down reddit at work and pull it up on my phone. I'm browsing /r/Destinythegame as I'm walking to the train station. The excitement is real, reading people's stories and loot drops, etc. 

I arrive to the train station and hop on the Lakeshore East home bound, take out my headphones and throw on some Arctic Monkeys and get back to the post I was reading on /r/Destinythegame. A couple minutes go by and I get comfortable and into the posts.

That's when I hear it ever so slightly in the background of Arabella..."All aboard the 4:53 *Lakeshore West* **EXPRESS** to Oakville, Please stand clear from the doors, doors are closing" 

It was too late Reddit, train started moving by the time I got all my shit together and here I am, express bound to a city 40 minutes in the opposite direction with no stops in between. It'll be an extra hour and a half by the time I get back to my point of origin, and another hour to get home...
<bot>: TIFU by being too excited about DLC for a game, get off work, get on train while browsing said game's subreddit, get onto the wrong train going 40 minutes in the opposite direction...and it's an express.