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So, this just happened last night/this morning. It was another night out at a party with a  few friends including one visiting from high school who I'll call Jay. By the end of the night we are wasted and their was no success on ending the dry spell; so it was time to leave. Since Jay is visiting he will be crashing at my place.We get back to my and its the suite style with our own rooms. With that said, we are going to have to share a bed. As soon as we get back to the room, we climb into bed and crash.Now as I mentioned earlier I've been going through quite the dry spell.Well my brain I guess decides to be a bro and helps me get some in my dreams. In my dream, I meet this cute girl at the bar. She is down to come home with me. So we get back to my place get write down to it. She is even down for anal. So, I start giving it to her and after what seems like a few min are about to blow. Before I do I'm awoken by violent flailing and yelling. As I come to my senses I look down in horror. At some point I started acting out the dream. I was on top him with only my boxers on. He was under me on his stomach with his pants down. Apparently I straddled him; pulled his pants down some and began grinding on him. Now that isn't even the worst part. By the time he could wake me, I was about to blow in the dream. Well I did in real life and it went on his lower back. He pushes me off and runs to the bathroom to clean it of. He then immediately left. I haven't heard anything from him since. So what did I learn from this? To make a pillow wall between me and any other friend that sleeps in my bed.
<bot>: Friend stayed over at my house last night. Motor boated his ass cheeks and blew my load on him in my sleep.