<human>: Our wedding is on Saturday. So far we've done everything ourselves - and I do mean everything.  Invitations, decorations, favours, we were even planning on buying wholesale flowers and doing all that ourselves too until we found a florist who'll do it all at a good price. We've got an itunes playlist instead of a DJ, a friend is making the cake, another friend made the bridesmaids dresses...  It's been a very in-house affair.  It's also been very low-stress - I've been totally chilled and relaxed the whole time.

However! Right now, we're getting into the nitty-gritty of the final details.  Things like what order to do the speeches in, where to place the cake table, who's going to be there to oversee the decorating while I'm getting dressed, where there are outlets in the walls and how many extension cords we'll need.... And frankly I'm getting totally sick of the whole thing.  I don't **care** what order the speeches are in; I just want someone to tell me how it's supposed to go.

And all of a sudden, I understand the people who hire a wedding planner or coordinator for just the last week of it.  I always thought that sounded crazy - by the last week all the major decisions and purchases are done, right, so what would be the point?  The point is this: The final details will drive you right mental.

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<bot>: bit of advice: Hiring a coordinator for the last week before the wedding seems like a fantastic idea.  You should do it. I wish I had.