<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

My sister is twenty eight years old and the mother of four.

She informed us a few months back that my screw up of a brother-in-law is going to deliver the next child. My brother-in-law is a kind of guy everybody is familiar with; his solution to every problem involves duct tape and zip ties and beer.

They had their first three at the hospital and the last one was delivered by a midwife. My sister claims that the midwife did nothing but watch, and they might as well deliver it on their own. They have books (which my brother-in-law hasn't read).

And here's the kicker: They live twenty five minutes outside of town and consequently the hospital. If any problem were to occur they would be too late to receive care.

I've reminded her of pre-medicine infant mortality rates, but she insists that they'll be "fine". Where this logic comes from I'll never fucking know.

I don't know what to do. I don't want to lose a nephew.
<bot>: My jackass brother-in-law plans to deliver my nephew 25 minutes outside of town without any medical help and zero medical knowledge.