<human>: This happened about 4-5 hours ago. I'm a young bloke, not even out of high school yet, and I decided to celebrate the end of my school week by having some drink and smoke at a friends 18th. 

Now the party had finished up, and so a couple of guys and I headed to the local macca's for some snacks, after my treat I went to role a smoke outside. Anyway I get approached by two dudes, an one asked me for a cigarette, his friend had a pouch so I told him no. I don't know if these cunts were tryna be friendly, or coy, but they asked me if I had gear, tried to get me to role a cigarette for them, offered me some coins, they were wasted and I wanted em gone so I just said no. 

You'll never guess what this boonie hat wearing, shitty fucking moustache toting cuntbag did. He knocked my ciggarette out of my hand, then, HE FUCKING SPAT ON ME. He said "fuck you" then sprayed me. Then his dumb cunt, man bun wearing cockscrew yuppie friend grabs the tobacco and stuff off the floor, squeals "I got it, I got it" before jogging off like an autistic penguin with two broken legs. 

I am now left without a cigarette, covered in spit and getting laughed at by the dickhead friend who caused it.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: two yuppie uni students acted like a cunts stuffed with a bag of rusted springs, just for a cigarette.