<human>: I just had a bad experience. I was at school, when I had that odd intestinal rumbling feeling that indicates that you're running low on time before some kind of anal catastrophe. Taking heed of this, I pardoned myself from class and went to the restroom. The diarrhea-missile was pushing hard on my poor sphincter, and I was almost to the toilet. I pulled my pants down, swung around to sit, and FWOOSH! From my bowels emerges this torrent of liquid fecal matter, WHEN I AM HALFWAY THROUGH THE SITTING MANEUVER. Shit goes everywhere. Newton decided to be a dick today, so I was unable to stop myself from sitting down on the toilet seat that I just shat on. More pooping was had once I sat down. I felt very ashamed. I did what I could to clean the shit from the toilet, wall, and buttocks, then left. I went straight home and took a lengthy shower. It was a strange experience and I'm pretty sure my favorite pants are ruined. Oh well!

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<bot>: Got diarrhea, SHAT EVERYWHERE while in the process of sitting down. Poop got on toilet, walls, floor, body, and clothes. Sat on that toilet and finished shitting.