<human>: In true TIFU fashion, this happened yesterday. While I was working I had to take a shit, so I went on my break so I can take my time. As I walk into the bathroom stall I see a liquid on the floor covering the entire floor. I inspected it for a little bit and it wasn't water or piss. So I decided to clean it up so it wouldn't look like I made the mess while I was in there.

Now this entire time im trying to do all this inconspicuously, so instead of going to go get a mop I just grab some of those brown paper towels and start cleaning the mess. While I was cleaning the mess, someone came into the bathroom. The stall door was shut so they couldn't see me. But they stayed in the bathroom for ever. So instead of throwing the paper towels away I just threw them in the toilet next to me.

After the mess was cleaned there were at least 10 paper towels in the toilet, at this point, the weird guy left and I tried flushing the paper towels. But it wasn't going down, the toilet was half clogged and the paper towels got ripped to shreds in the process of me spamming the flushing handle.

There was a plunger in the bathroom, so I went to town with that. It unclogged the toilet a little bit, so I decided that I can finally take my shit. After I was done, the toilet managed to flush everything away but soon after pieces of paper towel began to float up and the toilet was once again filled with paper.

At this point ive spent half my break in the bathroom. So I just left the bathroom with the half clogged toilet. When I left the bathroom there was a custodian walking towards the bathroom that I have just destroyed, he gave me a dirty look and walked in there to discover my carnage. So now he thinks I took a massive shit and clogged the toilet with it and probably most of my co workers think that too.

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<bot>: ] Tried to take a shit inconspicuously, ended up looking like I clogged the toilet with a massive shit.