<human>: Got this idea from the "mean tricks" post over [here](

Mine:
We'd been dating for a few months and she wanted to take me home to introduce me to her family. Home for her is about 400KM away, so it was quite a trip to get there, so we'd spend a week at home with her parents.

I knew of some sort of initiation I had to do, but wasn't exactly sure what it'd entail. We show up, and I'm told people are coming over for dinner and I'm to be questioned. I start getting nervous at this point, but they seemed to be joking. After messing about for a bit, everyone starts showing up... I thought it'd stop at 10 people but we get to 22 and **now** I'm nervous.

We eat dinner, and dessert... start drinking wine and one or two people  leave, and I think I'm home free. Not. At. All.

Somehow, I end up sat in front of the fireplace with 20 adults that I've never met in my life (as well as my gf) looking at me in the shape of a amphitheatre, and for the next hour I was sat there, each of them took a turn to ask questions such as the below:

>What are your intentions young lad?

>Do you give money?

>What would you say is your best/worst quality?

>Do you go to church?

>How many girlfriends have you had?

>What do you think of sex before marriage?

>Are you a virgin?

>Would you say your a spender or a saver?

>What did you say your job was again?

>We always thought [girls name] would date a guy that did [a], [b], [c]. Do you think you can live up to that?

...I should have gotten out then... but didn't. Mistake was made... turns out her mum decided I she should break up with me (2 years later) and she did. :-/

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: Started dating hot girl, cornered by large group of adults, asked uncomfortable questions about virginity and money. Didn't run at that point. Passed, apparently... turned out her mum controlled her life and she was crazy..