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TIFU. So this happened a few years ago when I was playing football in a friends front yard. This particular friend lived next door to my cousin whom I lived with from time to time and am very close to. At the time I would have to see these people every weekend at least, thank god I don't anymore. So we were all playing football like I said and one kid who was very good pulled his groin and had to take a break. I was very competitive and would win most games but this time the kid, lets call him Abel brought his friend who was out of high school to beat on us kids still in 8th grade. Losing made me very angry and I started getting very frustrated. Once everyone had quit we joined Abel on the front stairs to Bens house. Abel had been mocking us losing for some time so when he started complaining about his groin I went to make some comment about punching him in the face and it would distract him from his groin, but all I ended up saying was, "I can fix it." to which he immediately jumped up and started running around yelling and laughing as if he wasn't injured before I could follow up and save myself. After that no one would let me get a word in and every time I saw Abel or his friend and most times he wasn't even there I was referred to as "Mr. Fix-It". It was absolutely awful for a couple years at least until my cousin moved.
<bot>: I got mad at my friend who hurt his groin and told him I could fix it in an attempt to be witty. I was then mocked and called "Mr.Fix-It" for years.