<human>: I've been talking to girl for a while now, and I finally got the courage to ask her out. She said yes! We've been dating for a couple of months now and we finally decided to have sex. We planned it out all perfectly, and it seemed like the most amazing experience I would ever have. Other than planning a sexy night with my girl, I have also been personally planning on donating a pint of blood to my local blood bank, just to be a good citezen. So I went into today to get my blood drawn, and it all worked out well! The thing I didn't think about what my sexy time with my girl tonight. After loosing 1/10th of all of your blood, you body tends to be a cockblock. I couldn't maintain an erection for longer than 1 minute. I guess it was the lack of blood.

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<bot>: I donated blood to my blood bank like a great citizen, and after that, I couldn't hold an erection longer than 1 minute for sexy times.