<human>: I'll get to editing this with some better ones once I can remember them, but this one happened today...

I was getting my teeth cleaned at the dentists, and I was the only patient there. So naturally all the other employees were chatting it up, and generally spying on the woman working on my chompers. I'd had this lady before, and I knew I could have better conversation with my manyx(cat), so I wasn't saying much. Everything was going alright, until the 50 year old woman pretty much headlocked me, and pulled my face straight into her horrendous bosom so she could get a closer look at my mouth. Mind you, this lady is obese, so I was about to suffocate in the worst way possible. Oh yeah, and at least 4 other employees were snickering outside as they walked by. I'm now afraid of the dentists, and I'm almost 20.

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<bot>: Got WAAAAAAAYYYYY too close for comfort at the dentists office, and several employees watched my head be engulfed by old disgusting boobs. Fuck the dentists office.