<human>: Okay, so. Here goes.

I need a job. Kind of badly. I have twice in the past applied to magazines as a Staff Writer, and both times come within a single person of getting the job, only to fall down as a result of lack of experience.

My desire is to get a career working in a magazine or such (Computing and so on) but my main predicament right now is getting a job at all. I don't make any money currently, and I like with my dad. He has been very patient up until now, but I feel I am being too hard a drain on his resources, and I would like to break out of this rut, and at least pay him back for the great kindness he has done for me up until now.

So I need a job. I have applied to a good 20 or so in the past couple of weeks, but I am not getting any responses, which saddens me. My CV is fully up to date, and I have had it looked over by a few people in various levels of work, and they have all given it the green light.

So I ask you, Reddit, can you help me find something?

**A few things of note**: I live in Leeds, West Yorkshire in England. I can probably travel up to maybe 20 miles from Leeds, as I can't drive yet. I don't have any work experience, nor do I have any really applicable qualifications. I have my GCSE in English and Maths, and a few other things, but nothing of major note. I am mostly looking for retail work, but office work is fine too. Also of note, I am male, so it's probably a bad idea to find me work in La Sensa and the like. ;3

**Other shit you might need to know**: I am a musician, and have all the general knowledge that surrounds that; I am a computer enthusiast, and have very good hardware and solid software knowledge; and I am a writer, and have all the stuff that goes along with that.

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<bot>: I need a job and I am asking the Hivemind to help me brute force my way into at least getting an interview.