<human>: Last year I racked up $3000 in parking fines. It sounds incredibly stupid and I feel incredibly stupid about it. I was living in a condo in downtown Portland my parents were paying for while I went to school at

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<bot>: I'm a dumbass. Tell me what a dumbass I am. Maybe offer advice if you get tired of telling me what a god damn dumbass I am.