<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

this actually happened 5 minutes ago.

I felt tired from driving so I find a rest-stop and low and behold, I see a massage chair. I had never tried this "InnoVative" brand before. I put in $5 for 15 minutes.

Here's where it hits the fan.

To start with, this thing is squeezing my legs. Hard. and I mean HARD. Just as I feel like I'm about to lose circulation, the headpiece starts.

There's 2 balls in it that are moving inwards, crushing my skull. It was a very painful experience. So then the back part begins, it's about 8 little balls flying in and out like punching my back.

Oh but nothing compares to this next part.

The butt part starts shoving this little ball UP AND DOWN MY ASSHOLE. I am freaking out at this point and want to hop out but my legs are stuck in this evil chair while it rapes me.

Awful. I'm making groaning sounds and about 10 people are staring at me. I mutter "It won't let me leave" and then continue to get my ass pounded by a chair. 

This continues for 15 minutes, just an obscene and painful experience overall wouldn't recommend. Don't ever sit in one of these chairs
<bot>: Got tired driving, stopped at a rest-stop, used a massage chair and had my anal virginity taken by a chair.