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This question is inspired by conscientious_object's post about the best wingman stories. I wanted to post something but all of my wingman stories tend to be really shitty. Here's mine.

Like most of these hookup stories, mine took place at a college party. My roommates and I met a group of cute girls at some frat party we ended up at that night. We got to talking and they invited us back to their place. We get there and I smoked a couple bowls with the girls while my friends watched and chatted with a couple of the other girls since they don't smoke. 

One of the girls was obviously into me and it was looking to be a good night. We were in. We were totally in and then my friend fucked it all up. He decided that he really wanted to play beer pong back at our place so we convinced the girls to come over and on the car ride back my friend, let's call him Jim, decided that he really liked the blonde girl in the group and since he was in a bit of a dry spell after breaking up with his girlfriend we decided to help him out with that as best we could.

We get back to our place and Jim goes straight for the beer pong table and sets everything up, completely ignoring the girls. I end up sitting on the couch with the blonde and the brunette that I wanted to hook up with and chatted while Jim and my other roommates played beer pong. The blonde girl was really into me and kept asking to see my room but every time I looked over to my bedroom door Jim would give me his patented drunken death stare so I would try to change the subject. This girl wanted me but I was trying to help Jim out by attempting to get her to play beer pong with him all the while he was completely ignoring anything but the beer pong table, only breaking his focus to give me the evil eye every time she asked to see my room.

After a while, Jim got too drunk and insulted one of the girls and they left without anyone hooking up at all. Of course, as they left Jim was firmly planted at his end of the beer pong table.
<bot>: Got a bunch of girls to come back to my apartment. Tried to help my roommate hook up with a girl. She wanted to hook up with me. Friend got too drunk and fucked it all up.