<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

This actually happened a few years ago but I decided to submit it anyways. 
One summer I was at a camp that specialized in horseback riding. We were taught how to muck stalls, how to turn horses out to pasture, and how to ride after all of our daily tasks were complete. This farm was not your run-of-the-mill princess party setting. There were 'exotic' animals. This included George the horny Llama, who frequently escaped only to find him trying to get jiggy with the mares out in the pasture, a baby camel, a donkey and finally a pair of zebras. We were taught to turn the exotic animals out last (with the exception of pervy George). This was because they were typically the most unpredictable. The camel was easy but being that the zebras were actually from Africa and had been rescued a couple months before the incident, we were taught to stand out of the way when turning them out. There was a smaller girl at the camp who we always had to tell to get out of the way, don't touch the electrical fence, etc etc. Anyways, one day we were turning the zebras and camel out to pasture. I somehow got distracted and forgot about my idiot of a buddy. A couple minutes later, I see her on the ground gasping for air. There were other campers that had witnessed her getting a swift kick to the abdomen and then promptly flying through the air. Little did we know that zebra kicks are incredibly powerful. I mean, if you had a lioness on your back, you would want that power. She ended up fracturing her diaphragm and was allowed to return to camp, but only to ride.
<bot>: Idiot camper stands in way of zebra. Gets kicked, flies through air Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon style.