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My girlfriend is very intelligent (engineer), but she has a minimal grasp on Geography (cue American joke). Last year, we spent a combined 17 days in the UK and Ireland.

Now, I've known for a long time that Britain looks like a rabbit (plain as day to me) and Ireland looks like a buffalo on its side heading North (work with me here!), but it was never a big deal.

I had fewer problems with Ireland (you're less complicated), but I spent months beforehand and the full time in Britain explaining where we were, where we were going, etc by explaining it in terms of "the bunny".

"Loch Ness is up in Northern Scotland. It runs from Inverness and goes Southwest ... (sees this is going nowhere) ... See the Bunny's ears? Loch Ness Separates the Bunny's ears. We can't go there because the trains don't quite go there, because Northern Scotland is sparsely ... (going nowhere again) ... because the ears are empty. No one lives in the Bunny's ears."
<bot>: Dumbed down Geography has ruined me so that anytime I look at Britain, all I see is a stupid rabbit.