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This was yesterday.

My grandmother passed a few days ago, and we had her funeral yesterday. After the service, we had a sort of luncheon thing for people who wanted to come. This included the priest who performed the service, who I don't particularly like.

Picture a 6 person table. To my left and right are my aunt and brother respectively, and on the other side are my mother, father, and second cousin. My aunt says, "u/ruled_trendy, I'm going to let Father Dickweed sit here, I'm going to go sit over there" (with other family members). So, my dad offers the chair next to me to the priest when he arrives, and he says, "Thank you, but I'll be right back, I need to go to the little boys room."

Fo real? That phrase is still in your repertoire? So I immediately laugh out loud as he walks away, then proceed to very awkward lunch.
<bot>: assuming a priest's pedophilia, I laugh at him when he says he needs to go to the little boys room, because I'm easily amused and going to hell. This is immediately after my grandmother's funeral I might add.