<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

I'm sure that mine isn't all that bad, knowing Reddit there will be some ridiculous stories.

Let's set the scene.

It's midnight, and I cannot fall asleep because I have a huge paper due soon, and I'm doing my best to actually try and make heads or tails of it. I've been doing an adequate job so far, with only two 15 minute Reddit breaks, when my room mate and one of his buddies decides that midnight is the prime time to light up a joint in his room, which is adjacent to mine. 

Keep in mind i live in a shitty apartment, where the doors have huge gaps in the frames, so all the smell smoke comes into my room, makes my eyes water, and just makes it fucking impossible to concentrate on anything else. To top it all off, I go to the fridge to get some ice for my water, and I discover a huge bottle of Jack Daniels just chilling in the freezer.

Right now I'm trying to cope with the terrible smell by turning my fan on the "oh my god it's going to fly off the ceiling and fucking decapitate me" setting and spraying some Vanilla Febreze. However I hear the sounds of gunfire and exclamations like "MOTHERFUCKER!", and "BULLSHIT!", and my favorite so far "THAT GOD DAMN CAMPING SLUT!". So I can only assume that they're playing CoD Black Ops 2.

*sigh* - If you'll excuse me, i'm going to step out and get some fresh air.
<bot>: Room mate and one of his friends decide that midnight is the prime time to get high on marijuana, drink a shit ton of Jack Daniels, and play Call of Duty at the top of their lungs.