<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

I'm in a team running the Las Vegas Ragnar this weekend: It's going to be awesome. However, there's a problem, one of our teammates quit and we're down to 11 runners. I actually don't personally know anyone left on the team, as the young lady who recruited me is the one who had to quit. (the legs will be pretty easy, I think only 3 or 4 miles each)

Here's what I'm offering:
Half price entry into the Ragnar, 45 dollars instead of the usual ninety.
You make 11 new friends (if I'm not mistaken it will be mostly college age young ladies, but with me and a few other guys), and you either impress them all because you're so fast, or you get lots of encouragement because some of us aren't particularly good.
Free night in a hotel tomorrow night and Saturday night (Friday we'll be racing).
And, if you're fine with eating PB&J, nature valley bars, and gushers, I'll provide the food.

What I need from you:
If you can't run, please upvote so more people can see this.
If you think you can, PM with your email address please.

Drawbacks:
You need to pay 45 dollars.
Your entire weekend is pretty much gone.
We're all Mormons, and mostly under legal drinking age, so it's probably not going to be quite the party in Vegas you're expecting (you also shouldn't bring alcohol, if that's not obvious).
You won't know anyone (but hey, neither will I.)

Runnit, I'm not sure what will happen if we show up with only 11, but they might not let us run. On the other hand, despite my pleading tone, this is an awesome offer, and unless you have scheduling conflicts with grown up adulty things like work or family, you should definitely try to come.
<bot>: Come run a Ragnar for half price, with free room and board, and find out what there is for Mormons to do in Las Vegas.