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My english teacher had gone to an island with some college buddies Lord of the Flies style. He paid a fisherman with a shady boat 10 dollars to drive them to the island and pick them up. When on the island, numerous pounds of cocaine washed up on the shore. The police in the area showed up and picked up the cocaine while my teach and his friends were in the treeline. When they got to shore a couple of days later, they found they had been followed by the police and got arrested for questioning. 

He also told the officials at a horse race in Italy he was with the press and had a press badge. He showed them his YMCA id and got in for free. (It was an expensive race)

He feels free to curse and say orgy cause he doesn't care if he gets fired, "I can get a job anywhere anytime." He's pretty much awesome.
<bot>: Went to an island, got arrested for suspected cocaine smuggling, snuck into an expensive horse race, cusses.