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My Secret-Santa sent me the awsomeness of Bacon and Bamboo soap. Not being sarcastic I love both of them and will be getting bamboo again.

Truly both have garnered me compliments (women like the bamboo!) and actually I was happy to receive anything.

Now, not to lie, this next part is a massive bitch/fuckin/moan...But I feel shafted after going through my Santa's comments.

After doing Summer Santa, I was fully in the mood and new what I was up for.  A bit of stalking, comment reading, drunken messaging and sleuth shenanigans. Love it. 

I feel shafted, though, ( no offense to the people who got nothing), cus, I read through the comments of my Santa and these came up....

Commenting on my summer gift -   (which I've hung on my wall and regarding that gift MIND=BLOWN.)

Commenting about the uselessness of my hints box - 

and also, a second posting on the uselessness of my hint box - 

some mutual sympathizing on the uselessness of me - 

again...   

Which no offense dude, when you did this...  ... is a fuck ton of bollocks!

My Santa posted more about me being a shit receiver than my actual giftee had in total posts.  That's kind of what I'm pissed about to be honest!
<bot>: Discuss; is my history so much of a stone walling that I don't need to create a throw away when I finally post nudie pics or was my giftee useless and trying to garner shit from it?