<human>: This actually happened 30 minutes ago. 

I'm a (cigarettes) smoker and live in a country where cigarettes are expensive as hell. As I often travel to Asia for business I often bring back a few cartons (allowance is one). Since I'm the business travel type of suit-wearing dude I never get checked at border control so this has become a habit.
Until today, that is. So I land after a hemorrhoid-inducing 13 hour flight and hurry to grab by bag so I can go have a smoke. On to the belt where I see my luggage arriving and immediately notice a large crack in the casing.
So I go to the baggage investigations desk and file a complaint. In order to do this however I have to pass next to the border control. 
At the baggage desk we fill out all forms and they take me to a back room where I can take a new trolley. I give the girl there my nicest smile and am very polite so she offers me any trolley I like from the same brand. Even though they have my exact model, I choose a classier one which also happens to be bigger. After all, size matters. I quickly move my sh!t from the old trolley to the new one, manage to also fit my laptop bag in and leave.
This is where the FU happens. When passing border control again, I get immediately pulled aside as they noticed my different bag. I show them the papers from the baggage desk but they decide to search my bag anyway.
Had 3 cartons, 2 got confiscated and had to pay a fine.  Fuck you, karma.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: brought more smokes than allowed,  2/3 got confiscated and I got fined for being greedy when choosing a replacement trolley for damaged one.