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This happened last night. Earlier that day I bought a bag of pistachios because until about 24 hours ago, I thought they were the saving grace of nut-kind. You might call it an addiction.

Well my boyfriend had never tried pistachios. I tried telling him they tasted just like potato chips (they really do), but he refused. This only made me more determined to get him to try a pistachio. I continued to poke fun at him for not trying it, but he, being even more stubborn than I am, would not try one (it was just on principle now, I could tell).

Halfway into our tv show, I see him slowly reaching for the bag. Could this be it? Was he finally giving in to the roasted, peppery goodness? I tried to watch him eat it without looking away from the tv, knowing that any interest on my part would ruin everything.

A few moments later, after I couldn't wait any longer, I asked quietly: "Did you like it?" He said "yeah, kinda...except my throat is really itchy". I told him it must be the pepper that they seasoned them with. Wrong.

After about an hour of vomiting, swollen lips, a constricted throat and a rash, I decided that it must have just been a bad burrito at dinner that made him sick. I assured him everything was fine, and that it was probably just food poisoning or something (it was 3 am and I realllyyyy wanted to sleep).

The next morning, things started to click. He had mostly recovered, but kept bringing up how itchy and sore his throat still was. I remembered the last thing he did before he got sick...he had just eaten the damn pistachio. I googled "pistachio allergy symptoms", and sure enough, he had experienced every single one. It also said to call the hospital immediately after any sign of an allergic reaction or difficulty breathing.

So not only did I guilt my boyfriend into trying a pistachio in the first place, I also was too stupid to realize he was having an allergic reaction. So, in short, no GF of the Year awards coming my way anytime soon.
<bot>: Teased boyfriend for not a pistachios until he gave in; turns out he's allergic to them, but being too dense to realize that I told him he was fine and should just sleep it off