<human>: I already posted in this sub today, but I feel like this story fits here too perfectly as well.

Years ago I worked at American Eagle Outfitters. Douchey store, douchey employees. One of my managers was the absolute worst. She would make comments over the headset about fat people in the store who "have no right to be here," and all other kinds of nasty stuff.

So, my sister asked me if I could buy her a pair of jeans with my 40% discount. I obliged, and went to the store and picked out the pair she wanted in a size 12.

I brought them to the cash where my douchette manager was working. She picked them up and said, "Well these clearly aren't for you." (I'm a size 2.) I said, "No, they're a gift for my sister."

She rolls her eyes and laughs and says, "You and your sister must be ... very different." I asked her what she meant, she said, "Well ... Let's just say, one of you lost the genetic lottery."

So the next day I was supposed to work at 12. I went to the store at open, and bought everything I wanted in the store. The total was 500 dollars *after* my 40% discount. Then I left and never showed up for my shift.

My manager blew up my phone all day asking where I was and whether or not I was coming in because they were understaffed and she couldn't work a 12 hour shift because she had a date that night ... Well, tough titties for you.

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<bot>: Manager insulted my sister, so I used my store discount to treat myself to a metric tonne of clothing, never returned and caused my manager to work for 12 hours.