<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

long story made short: been unemployed for over a year, getting a bit depressed but I had been holding out with temp jobs and internships. two months ago, I really fucked up and got convicted of a DUI. right now I'm taking a break from working/interning to study for the GREs, but I'm feeling really down - about how badly I fucked up getting a DUI, how badly I let my family/friends down, and my own feelings about being a gigantic hypocrite (I usually am the one to take the keys away from people when they've been drinking, so me getting a DUI shook my own self-confidence)

so basically where I'm at: unemployed, broke, living with parents, now have a criminal record, and overweight... studying for the GREs and working out is only doing so much for my self-confidence right now. I don't know how to motivate myself to get out of this hole. employment seems ridiculously far off at this point.
<bot>: how do I get past the feeling of screwing up so badly and knowing that 100% of it was my own damn fault?