<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

So just to be clear, this happened when I was a lot younger (don't remember the exact age), a time when I didn't know better. I'm 17 now and I don't think I'll ever forget this horrifying experience.
Like most people, I assume, I lotion when I get out of the shower. Gotta keep that skin moist. And my mom used to keep these small vials of essential oil in the bathroom, to use when she took a bath or whatever. Now, my probably tween self had no idea that these oils were incredibly concentrated, and were meant to be used in small amount. So I put about three or four drops of mint oil into about a palm full of lotion, and proceeded to lotion myself. And now the fuck up. It was going well until I decided to lotion my balls. Started rubbing that mint oil infused lotion on there. I immediately realized my mistake. My balls were on fire. But not the normal type of fire, a icy, evil burning that seared my soft, prepubescent scrotum. It felt like the air was ripping the skin right off my nuts. I ran out into the living room crying incoherently about how my testicles were burning, and when my parents heard that it was because of the oil they laughed and said, "wash it off." I ran back into the shower, and started teabagging the faucet in a vain attempt to wash off the oil. Water and oil get along about as well as that oil and my balls, so obviously that didn't work. I basically had to wait it out. I'm alive to tell the tale, but I wouldn't be surprised if I'm sterile now.
<bot>: rubbed an insane amount of essential oil on my balls because I had no idea how concentrated it was. Proceed to feel like my scrotum was being seared off with liquid nitrogen. Cried. Parents laughed at my stupidity.