<human>: I will shorten this extremely long story.  I've worked at my job for about three months now.  My boss, on a day to day basis, belittles me (calling me a loser, idiot, dumbass, fucking retard, etc).  Today, I was scheduled 'til 5:30.  I approached him and politely said, "Is it possible for me to be off by 4 today?  We have been pretty slow today and I have a lot of personal things to take care of outside of work."  He went complete batshit, stood up from his chair, got within 3 inches of my face, and began screaming at me.  "When I schedule you to work 'til 5 fucking 30 you work 'til 5 fucking 30 don't ask for the fucking hours if you cant work them you fucking idiot!"  he went on and on for at least 5 straight minutes and literally brought me to tears (which was scary in itself).  I've sense realized that my emotional stability is a lot more important than this job.  So I'm considering quitting.  How do you suggest I do it, reddit?

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: I'll put this here anyways Boss is a total jackass.  I'm quitting tomorrow.  Give me something memorable to do.