<human>: I and a friend I will call Tony were meeting two other friends (Steven and Logan) for dinner before our upcoming gaming session.  Steven and Logan arrive at Smash Burger about a minute before us.  We beheld a sight that will forever be ingrained in my mind.  I just wish I could have memorialized it for posterity. 

It had been snowing that day, and there were 5 inches already on the ground.  Steven and Logan pulled into the parking lot in his truck.  Logan gets out of the truck but slips and falls on a patch of ice covered under the snow.  Steven walks around the truck to see where Logan disappeared.  He was greeted by the site of a baby seal flopping on the ice floor struggling to get up.

When Tony and I pulled in, Steven was dragging Logan across the parking lot to a drier patch of ground.  He was regaining his dignity just as Steven was telling us the story.  I just wish I had the sense to capture the moment.  But, my mind was still processing what I was seeing.

Dammit, this almost surpasses Steven's own [embarrassing flabalanche of 2009](

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<bot>: Went to meet friends for dinner. Was met with the sight of a snow eel being dragged over a patch of ice.  Laughed too hard to take picture.