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Well, I just moved into a new house, so I went to the local Costco to buy large amounts of dishware and fuzzy blankets for my new furniture. 
As I was browsing the fuzzy blanket selection, I see a girl who looks amazing from behind (there is no right way to type that).
Being the male I am, I let my hormones take over.
I started to walk towards her and on my way I grab two pairs of jeans off of a stack ( these were a part of my pick-up)
I tap her on the shoulder and start in with the line " excuse me, I can't decide which one of these I like more. Can you tell me-"

Then she turned towards me.
As did the old lady with her. 

I didn't know what to say, so I said the first thing that came to my mind.

"Oh my god I didn't know you were fucking retarded!"

I swear to god, everyone just stopped and stared. 

This was definitely the time to make my escape. As I turned to run, the old lady started screamig "HELP, THERE'S A PERVERT IN HERE".

I made it out the door and to my car without anyone tackling me, thank god.
Needless to say, I didn't get my fuzzy blankets.
<bot>: Went to get dishware and fuzzy blankets at Costco, accidentally became a pervert who preys on special ed girls