<human>: Basically, I was hammered with my friends. Somehow got split up with them, and ended up at this house a few blocks away from my own.

The house has a for sale sign on it, and I'm pretty sure there's no one living but they do have some stuff in the garage (where I ended up).

Anyway, my drunk train of thought was, "I need to sleep, no one lives here, let's get into the garage and pass the fuck out." I kicked the door open, laid down in front of an old car in there and went to sleep.

I woke up a few hours later, a little more sober, and suddenly very aware of my breaking and entering. I hightailed it out of there, not quite sure where I was (phone was dead), and eventually found my way home. When I got home, I realized that I had left my hat and prescription glasses in the garage.

I went back to see the house today, the garage door now has one of those big, black realtor's locks on it.

I'm willing to pay for any of the damage I caused, but I really need my hat and glasses back.

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<bot>: Got drunk, did some minor B&E, left some important shit in there. How do I get it back?