<human>: Well, it happened 7 years ago. 

I was 10 at that time and my father working abroad sent us a new a laptop. Might I remind you as well that laptops at that time were a huge thing to own especially in a 3rd world country like the Philippines. So there I was using the laptop, surfing the internet like a cat waiting for the laser to move. Now, we weren't allowed to use the laptop unless told to for parenting reasons. I was on the 2nd floor when I heard footsteps on the stairs. I quickly panicked and placed the mouse back to the keyboard whilst forcibly closing the laptop shut. My little dumb brain was astound! As to no avail would the laptop close for some reason even though the damn screen was being physically bent by a little boy who don't want no naggin'. Finally I realized that the mouse was keeping it from being shut. I quickly removed it and closed it. Afterwards, my mother found out. Of which my little bitchy ass shifted the blame to my poor 5 year old cousin. She didn't scold her. But damn was I ever guilty.

To this day I never confessed, but just vowed that when I finish college, I'd take this unknowing parents of mine to some fancy ass vacation.

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<bot>: Forcibly closed the laptop while the mouse was still on the keyboard and shifted the blame to defenseless cousin. Note that I was 10.