<human>: Not today but within the last 30 days. For my company, I use something called glycerine, a colorless and odorless liquid that's very thick. I buy it in gallon jugs, each weighs about 5kg or 11lbs. I ordered some more but since I recently moved, I didn't update my shipping info on the website I order it from so it was mailed to my old address. I found this out as it was delivered, since I got an e-mail saying they left it at the door but it wasn't at my current residence. No biggie, I'll just go get it. I don't have a car, and my old home is only about a 10-15min walk away. How hard could it be to carry around 150lbs more or less exactly 1km away?

Apparently very hard. It was packaged in two boxes, not one like I imagined. One around 65lbs, the other around 85lbs. No handles on the boxes, just strings wrapped around so I can lift it, but I don't have much to hold onto. This is problem number 1: it's off balance if I carry one in one hand and the other in the next. Problem number 2 is this is too heavy to carry like that. The boxes are too big to stack on top and lift, they need to be on my sides. I started going to the gym in November, and my shoulders are by far my weakest muscle group: I can shoulder press around 50lbs to give an idea. Problem number 3 is, since I need to lift them by strings, they were cutting into my hands making it uncomfortable to hold.

To make a long story short, I did it, but it took me over an hour as I needed to break every minute or so. When I got home, my hands were all bloodied, and I was sore all over. The next morning my traps were swollen as fuck and I could barely move. I effectively did a 1 kilometer farmer's walk about 5% lower than my one-rep max when I normally work around 15-20% lower than my 1RM.

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<bot>: did a farmer's walk for 1km with stuff that's way too heavy for my weak little arms. Didn't think to bring a dolly.