<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

Whether this has happened to you personally, or you witnessed it, i'd be curious to hear your best story. Here's mine. 

I was going to a local school in the Northeast US (I'm not going to name it) back in 2007, and met a pretty cool dude named John. John was clearly a HUGE stoner, and that fact was apparent from the first day I met him. I had dabbled in smoking a few times before college, and certainly wasn't opposed to it. He knocked on my door on a Thursday night and asked me if I wanted to go on a burn run. Of course, I agreed, and we drove about 5 miles outside town. It was about 8:30pm and I had class the next day, but figuring we weren't going to be out long I didn't complain. We take a few rips off a pretty fat blunt and within a few minutes, are significantly high. Without telling me, he pulls into a random farm land and parks the car. He pulls a barbershop razor out of his center console and starts to get out of the car. Naturally, I ask him.. Where the hell are we, and wtf are you about to do with that?! He responds "we're at the Alpaca farm.. I'm gonna shave this Alpaca and make myself an Alpaca fur hoodie. I found this rather strange, but I went along with it. He shaves about half an Alpaca when a shotgun blasts pierces the air, and a pissed off farmer starts firing in our direction in the middle of the night. He quickly grabbed a handful of the fur we shaved off, we took off quickly, and he proceeded to make an Alpaca fur hoodie a few days later. Surprisingly, it was a pretty awesomely warm and stylish hoodie.. Who knew it would be such a great idea?
<bot>: My stoner friend broke into a farm, shaved an Alpaca, got fired on by an angry farmer, and friend proceeded to use the fur to make his hoodie.