<human>: I've heard that there's a new kind of tampon that absorbs three times its own weight. What's the story?
<bot>: I don't know about any such product, but I can tell you what happens when you put something in your vagina that weighs more than the average tampon. The tampon will be pushed up against your cervix, and it will stay there for the whole period. This is because the vagina is a very narrow space, and the tampon needs to fit inside it. If it doesn’t fit, then the tampon won’t absorb anything!