<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

Okay, so my family is looking for a new place, somewhere a bit larger, as me and my brother have to share a room, and have our whole lives. So of course with this process comes going to see the houses. So my mom comes in one day and tells me that she's been approved for a house that she really liked, it looked great in the pictures, and we get to go see it that weekend(AKA this Saturday, or a few hours ago as i'm typing this). 

So we go, my brother, ever the pessimist decides not to go in, but me and my mom do. He should have come in because man, this house is stunning, I mean for the price it was fucking amazing. So I meet the Realtor, just shake his hand and go about looking through the house. All of a sudden the owner drops by, the owner happens to be an older lady, quite nice, but she seems to be very... ritzy, just glamorous I guess(the house ain't exactly built for a millionaire, but her wardrobe was). So I shake her hand as well, and I continue walking, my mom drops by while i'm upstairs and says to me which room is mine, I look around it, just taking in the empty space, the closet, everything, so I look back, and then, in a slightly hushed tone say to myself "Man, I can't wait to jerk off in this room"(something I had never done before). I look back, and lo and behold its the older lady, just turning around, heading back down the stairs, but I could see, she saw me, and heard me, just out of the corner of her eye. I look downstairs and she's talking with the Realtor, saying something, and we look around for a bit longer. Tonight my mom says the Realtor called her and said he had a much better offer, and had to take it, we couldn't have the house(He had literally said that it was ours just days later).

So now I feel  like I may have fucked up and lost us that house.
<bot>: I bragged about jerking off in front of an old female homeowner, lost us any chance of getting that home.