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Alright, so I'm an 11th grader in HS. I'm fairly well known at my school, fairly popular, etc. There's this girl, Tracy, that has run on ASB (sometimes known as Student Council) for two years now. Everyone is so afraid of her that they don't even bother to run against her, and she automatically wins. I decided to run against her this year, but the big thing that has got me down is the video that every candidate must make. Time and again, my friends have told me (correctly) that what you promise is not important, but rather how funny you are. Since I'm one of those "spontaneously funny" people, I feel like I would fall flat on my face scripting a video. I already tried turning in one video but I used a wine glass in part of the video and it was rejected for this reason (something about promoting alcohol). Now, I have until Monday Jan 31, 2010 to make something amazing. It only has to be one minute long, and I don't actually have to be in the video, it simply has to mention who the hell I am.

So my big question is this: I know a fair amount of you guys can work magic with Flash or something similar, and I was wondering if anyone wanted to make a one min vid for me for this; it doesn't have to be funny, but I'd love it if it was visually impressive; kids devour that shit.. Since I'm so new here, I don't know how far this will go, but I thought I might as well try.

If someone is legitimately interested, please just comment and I'll give you all the necessary info that needs to be in the video.
<bot>: I'm running against a girl for a high school election and would love if it someone could help me make a one min campaign video. Comment and I'll give you all the info you need.