<human>: Okay so about half an hour ago I decided to take a shower. After doing all shower related activities and drying myself off in the bathroom I walked back to my room. It's one on the morning and everyone else in bed so I walk down the hall naked. Once getting into my room I sit in my comfy chair, pick up my phone and well... begin masturbating. Getting fairly into it I glance across my room, to the window, the still open blinds, and my neighbour. My neighbour is a fairly attractive lass who I've fancied for years. Cue a quick run across the room and five minutes of fumbling with the blinds. I doubt I will ever talk to her now, but it could have been more awkward if I was masturbating over her...

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<bot>: Walked naked from shower into room, began wanking, the neighbour I have a crush on saw through my open window.