<human>: So like most FU's this was actually wasn't today and was way back when I was a kid but I thought I'd post this here anyways. 

I was in the bathroom one day when I saw this awesome looking blue container in the medicine cabinet behind the glass mirror in the bathroom. It kinda looked like candy of some sort. So instinctively I opened up the container and I noticed it smelled really good, the label read Blueberry which peaked my curiosity. The label also said *"Rub it and it gets hot, blow on it and it gets even hotter!"* So of course like any young kid I put some on my hands, rub them together and blow on them. It got warmer which of course rustled some jimmies and the fact that is smelled so good ended up making me lick the remaining amount of substance on my hands (It was delicious).

I kept the bottle and continued to eat it until it was empty over the course of a few weeks. I remember my stomach feeling like shit, I'm not sure if it was meant to be ingested in such copious amounts. 

It only dawned on me years later that I in fact ate blueberry Warming Lube.

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<bot>: I thought I was eating some kind of cool new warming candy, when it in fact was warming lube that was more than likely my parent's at the time...