<human>: So today, I got a shoe stuck in a tree while going to work.

I got out of my car at work, and saw a bug crawling on my shoe. I, of course, tried to shake it off. Apparently, my shoe wasn't as tightly on my foot as I thought, and it went flying off my foot. It got a loop in the lace on a branch.

Due to the nature of my work, I need to be wearing shoes at all times. I needed to get the shoe down from the tree. First, I tried throwing some stuff I had in my trunk at the tree. After doing that for 10 minutes, I switched tactics.

I parked my car under the tree, and climbed onto the roof. Being as clumsy as I am, I grabbed the shoe right before falling off my car.

I smashed through the front windshield of the car, my left foot going through the hole in the steering wheel. I had a few small cuts, and while trying to stand up, I broke my foot, and cut myself more. I'm writing this from the hospital, with stitches in my side, $2000 in car repairs, and a broken foot. But at least I have two shoes. I'm also not compensated for that day because I "Technically" showed up. That's $150 of pay.

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<bot>: I tried to get my shoe out of a tree, ended up with a broken foot and windshield, and stitches in my side.