<human>: We were at the park today and I was on the swing with her in my lap facing me (aka "the spider"). So her face was about chest high on me. With the cutest little voice she goes "Are those your breathing lungs?"

I wasn't sure I heard her right so I ask her to repeat the question and she does, adding "My breathing lungs are in my tummy, but I can see yours cause your shirt poofs up!" 

She then proceeds to put her hand on my boob to which I promptly tell her she better hold onto the swing with both hands. I couldn't help but crack up from the conversation.

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<bot>: 3 yr old asks if my boobs are my lungs, and then gropes me in a public park. What's some of the hilarious things you've heard kids say?