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I used to be a baker and had to get up at 4:30 every day to go to work and start the donuts and bagels. One day I was icing the donuts at around 5:45 and leaned a little too far over the counter. It was at that moment I realized I'd just messed my pants. Not knowing what to do, the most logical solution was to run to the employee bathroom and pull off my undies and try to finish out my day. Later on that day a friend of mine told me that there was something awful smelling in the men's bathroom and they finally tracked it down to the trash can and discovered a pair of messy undies. As he was telling me the news I had to act like I had no idea. Nobody ever found out it was me...
<bot>: pooped my pants at work, tossed the undies, someone found them, I acted like whoever had done it must be real messed up