<human>: TIFU'ed like any good stoner would. 

So it happened a few hours ago and I'm still trying to gather what went through my tiny brain. A little backstory here, my roommates fiancé is pretty damn lazy and refuses to leave the couch for pretty much anything, unless it's tacos. But she coaxed said roommate into making ketchup from scratch. We kinda nabbed some plastic ketchup bottles of various sizes and colors from our old job to keep homemade sauces in and you can already guess what's going to ensue.

Few hours ago, I decided to get super stoney with my roommate before he had to call it a night. After the deed was done I headed for my room where I laid on my bed for a while watching anime and then I got the munchies. I go downstairs to raid the fridge to quell the beast that was my belly. I hear a grunt and I remember that my old neighbor's kids were spending the night. So I activate ninja mode, trying to not to make ANY noise at all. The roommate's fiancé made tacos with spanish rice for dinner but I only see one taco left. I say fuck it, so I devour the tasty son of a bitch right there, no second thoughts.. until I see the spanish rice. I realize the fuck up and just move on to grab a plate and fork so if the kids woke up they would have to see me eating like a crazed animal in the dark. I stack my plate with what was left of the rice and let's say that it was pretty high, like myself. I open the fridge and quickly glance in and grab our clear ketchup looking bottle so as to not wake the kids. I douse the rice in hot sauce but even in the dark this "hot sauce" looks a little weird. I open the fridge to put away the hot sauce and that's when I caught my fuck up.

I KILLED my delicious spanish rice in ketchup and not El pato. All I could do was set the plate on the counter and just stare off into the darkness, cursing myself for my ignorance.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Never think things can go back to the way they were, when ketchup stayed in its own labeled, store bought bottle and the hot sauce stayed in the clear bottle that everyone established as the hot sauce bottle.