<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

Earlier today, I distinctly remember taking my tissues out of my purse because my wallet wasn't fitting in there properly. I didn't think anything of it. When my student's mother offered me coffee, I gladly accepted because, you know, it's the weekend, the morning, and I'm tutoring. 

An hour and a half after I downed the coffee, I needed to go to the bathroom. As I squatted and did my business in the metro bathroom, the thought occurred to me, "Did I remember my tissues?" 

But it was too late. I had three options: Not wipe and then smell like a dirty diaper; Use my hand and walk out of the stall with all the old ladies knowing what I did; Or tear up my tutoring materials and not be able to provide a proper lesson for my next student. 

I debated for a solid two minutes. It was one of the most difficult decisions of my life. 

I have a couple paper cuts and now I'm out of luck on my next tutoring gig.
<bot>: China doesn't have toilet paper in most of their bathrooms, I forgot my tissues, and now my butt has paper cuts.