<human>: This actually happened today, and doesn't involve sex.  In my gmail I had about 20 of 1300 inbox emails starred because they were urgent and I needed to get them done by the end of this week.  When I woke up I saw 10 new emails and didn't want to click each one so I clicked "mark all" and then meant to click "mark as read" but clicked "flag," which promptly starred all 1300 of my emails.   It's taken me 4 hours to go through my emails to find everything due tomorrow and I'm still not done.  Worse yet, someone here is likely to tell me I'm an idiot because they're a secret "undo" feature on the iPhone I should know about.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Tried to save 30 seconds and wound up fucking myself royally thanks to my haste and the iPhone's shitty user interface.