<human>: She and I (I am a guy)have known each each other for 20 years. Well, she's turning 40 and I won't be able to make it to her birthday. There's going to be a party and I want to make a film for her about a time we dropped acid in high school. Problem is, I was off in a tree, somewhere, after I gave her her first hit. I know she will remember that. I remember that when I gave it to her she was worried that I would leave her if it got tough. Well, we got separated almost right away...She was fine, but I want to use this as the story.
Her husband wants some material for the party. It should be rated R material. I thought I could give it a confessional-type feel to it. You know, where there is a black background, and someone talks seriously while images are shown ala  "Ken Burns"  from time-to-time. 
So the premise: "Acid trip, first time, and somewhere in the evening she touched me inappropriately( made up)." I want zany, odd, obscure, and intelligent type material. Conan type stuff. I am way too overwhelmed with shit right now to come up with a truly great story to make it a hit. Shit, making the damn thing is going to take all my extra time. I am a pretty good at acting and have taken some film/editing classes. I figure, if I have a good script, I can make it headline at the party. Help me Obi-Wan.. you're my only hope.

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<bot>: Did I make sense? I need someone to write a good 'confessional' about an acid trip, with a friend, 20 years ago.