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When I was around 9, I vividly remember sitting in Red Robin with my family. There was a Scheel's that had just opened up down the road and I wanted more than anything to ride the ferris wheel that was in the lobby of it. My mother told me I could so long as I ate my food. For some ungoshly reason, I really didn't want to eat...so I stuck the cheeseburger down my pants. 

I don't recall how I did this so sneakily that no one noticed, but I accomplished it. We then went to Scheel's and I rode the ferris wheel...still with a cheeseburger in my pants. I knew I had to dispose of it after this so I went to the bathroom. My 9 year old logic told me it was a good idea to throw the cheeseburger and my underwear into the "period box" next to the toilet. 

As we left Scheel's, which was in a strip mall, highly public place, my mother somehow found out about my mishap, and proceeded to grab my butt and say, "Katie Ann. Where on earth did your panties go?" So many stares. And that's that. I was one weird child.
<bot>: Stuck a cheeseburger down my pants, disposed of it in the period box in the bathroom, mother grabs me like a pedophile