<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

Little bit of background - I recently got into cosplaying and in May want to go as Gamora. With Christmas kicking my butt...or more accurately adding to my butt thanks to binge eating I've been going to the gym a little extra.

For inspiration, when I'm on the treadmill I decide to watch the movie. 20 min into my workout the lazy cowbag in me tells me to get off and go eat something from the tasty vending machine. The easy solution is to channel my inner Gamora and I decide to go into character. Garoma give up for chocolate? I think not.
That goes great and I finish.

Just off the treadmill and go to do weights so to keep in the mood and the character I put on the soundtrack. 
Half way through my set I'm taking my 2 min break and hooked on a feeling comes on. I close my eyes and tap my foot along. Before I know it I'm channeling my inner Gamora again anddddddd I'm punching the air and kicking around.
Then boom - I'm back in reality with half of the gym staring at me.
Apparently I looked like I was trying to karate chop a wasp. Just great.
<bot>: Tried to act like a kick ass green goddess in the gym. Looked like I was having a fit instead.