<human>: Alright, so about a month and a half ago, a new assistant manager was hired at my job and spent her first week managing my usual shift. For the next 4 evenings, I'd find my sexual frustration in an absolute uproar.

I'm one of the few single men working here, I like to think I'm handsome, but I'm not exactly a flirt. Hell, I'm basically celibate (it's been 5 years). But 5 years of averting obvious hints can make for irritable loins and all of that comes to surface when your MILF of a manager is constantly rubbing her somewhat overexposed body against you just to grab a pen you could've handed her... regularly.

By the end of her first week, shed already told me about her man whom of which she talks to on the phone regularly but never sees because he lives in another state. Really, she came out of nowhere and informed of this when we were in the managers office alone.

She's caught me taking glances at her chest tattoo and didn't seem to mind. She's always picking me to do things for her around the store. She's always complimenting me and is just generally more friendly towards me than most others.

The problem is, as stated above, I'm basically celibate and love to play oblivious. I'm so used to not giving in to a woman's flirts that I do it subconsciously but there are women put there that I want and this is holding me back. So I'm here, on the beloved Reddit, asking my fellow bros and ever enlightening sisters to tell me what I need to do to give the women the green light. How can I, within professional means, tell my manager that I'm totally open to having an affair with her...?

I have work in about 12 hours and she's working today. Thanks in advance!

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<bot>: My new manager is a cougar who's throwing strong sexually suggestive waves my way and I need help finding a "professional" way to let her know I'm totally open to the idea of us fking. Thanks.