<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

So, I'm into some BDSM practices and I've been kinda dating this guy who is also into it. He's submissive and really nice! 

After some time hanging out, one day he told me he has a huge foot fetish, and the he would love to adore my feet (kiss/caress them, etc). I'm not really into foot fetish at all, but as a Dom I was like "okay, maybe I should just let him do it some time, it's not like I hate it". I remember I told him that maybe one time he could get really lucky. 

About three days ago, we agreed to have our first bdsm session today. I was so excited and anxious about it, that I started preparing myself that exact day: I shaved and got a haircut. The following day, I bought some new lingerie and a collar. And today, about 3 hours before the meeting, I decided to take proper care of my feet, since I really wanted to please this guys fetish. 

After taking a relaxing bath, I exfolliated and massaged my feet, and painted my toenails. At some point I thought that pouring some vanilla scented moistening body lotion on my feet was a good idea. I was so wrong. 

Time passes by, we meet and have a couple of drinks, and then we come over to my place to start with the kinky stuff. 

I want you to imagine this: we go to my bedroom, I put a collar & handcuffs on him and make him undress me with his mouth only. The task was going well until he took my shoes off. He just stopped, stared at me, said the safe word and said "I can't breathe, I'm sorry".

For some weird reason, the lotion kind of... fermented? I have no fucking clue. The truth is that my feet smelled like old blue cheese with a dash of bad quality vanilla-flavoured vodka. It was so embarrassing! 

Fortunately I had *someone* to wash my feet for me!
<bot>: moistened my feet with body lotion so a submissive guy I would have sex with later could enjoy his foot fetish, but that shitty lotion fermented or sth like that, and my feet ended up smelling like old cheese.