<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

The one time I sincerely liked a girl was in the 8th grade; but i was always too intimidated by her to ask her out (she later told me that she was suuuper into me but since "i wanted to be friends" she respected that... WTF).

I'm a 17 now, been told by many I'm about a 7.5-8/10, but I cant talk to girls. I always feel so intimidated and awkward, and if a girl ever hits on me (even if i want to flirt back i wouldn't know what to do) I tend to avoid her for a while until the obvious sexual tension dies down. The only way I can be myself around a girl is if she is ugly or I know I'm friend-zoned.

I could never imagine being in a serious relationship, I would have no idea what to do. My friends (who are all in serious relationships) definitely know I'm sexually immature with girls because I always say stupid shit like "girls aren't worth it", "they're all the same"... and its just such a butt hurt and virgin thing to do..

For some reason I think every girl is trying to play me or something and I feel like they couldn't really like me (and if they do i would some how fuck it up). The only time i can talk to girls and be uninhibited is when I'm drunk and at a party; and even if i did score I'm a huge virgin and everyone is so much more experienced than me. I feel like i would be trying to race the Usain Bolt in a 100 meter dash.
<bot>: I think all girls are evil and want to rip my heart out so i avoid them/choke when I'm around them.. halp..