<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

So I was 16 and over my girlfriend's house just hanging out.  Her parents were out and only her younger brother was home.  Eventually we decided we wanted to vacate the living room downstairs and move up to a bedroom with a TV and DVD player to watch a movie (Breakfast Club...personal Top 5 favorite for me).  Only problem was, the only bedroom with a TV and DVD was her parent's room, so we slipped into their bed and through the movie on.  
Movie ends, and we start sucking face (remember, I was 16.  Had it been today, the ol' "watch movie in bed" move basically means getting down to business shortly after the opening credits...these were more awkward times).  Trying not to catch a glimpse of her parents picture on the night stand next to the bed, we eventually strip naked are about to do the deed. Note: Both of us are virgins - here I have my girlfriend in her parent's bed, naked, and ready to give her virginity up. 
Just as I'm about hand in my V card, we here the front door open downstairs.  A few voices are chatting below us in the living room, and we realize that its her parents talking to her brother.  Mind you, we weren't allowed to even be upstairs in the first place...never mind ass naked in her parents room.
Shitting bricks I try to find every article of clothing I can and run into the upstairs bathroom.  She scrambles and hastily makes their bed and runs downstairs.  Thinking on my feet, I flush the toilet before I leave the bathroom and head downstairs.  Without us conspiring, my girlfriend had told her parents there wasn't any toilet paper in the downstairs bathroom and that I had to use the upstairs bathroom instead.  The amazing part? There actually wasn't any toilet paper left downstairs and they bought the entire thing.  So, again I ask, what was your closest call??
<bot>: Had my virgin girlfriend naked in her parents bed when they came home hours early and pulled a Houdini act to keep from getting killed by her Dad.