<human>: I'll start. There was a girl - we'll call her Barbara - that a couple of my friends knew. For future reference, it should be noted that this girl really considered herself a "free spirit" or a hippy.

Anyways, all of my friends that knew her said this girl was great, and I was coming off a break-up, so I decided I'd talk to her and see what happens. I looked her up on Facebook and proceeded to post funny pictures on her comments and things like that, and then numbers were exchanged. Within two days, she was calling me perfect and asking to see me, so of course, I asked her out to see a movie. Date night, I hopped out of the shower and danced to Hall and Oates while I was getting dressed; I was ecstatic. Smart, funny, gorgeous-looking girl who was super into me? How could there be any semblance of a bad side to this?

Then, I arrived at the movie theater. To start off, she was with two older friends because her parents didn't trust her. She was 18. I didn't think it was too weird, but I thought it would significantly awkward things up. It did.

Then, I started walking towards her to introduce myself and give her a hug. As I was approaching, she smiled at me, and that's when the second red flag was raised. Teeth, yellower than even the most concentrated cheddar cheese revealed themselves to me, and I had to use all the self-restraint in the world not to cringe. I looked down at her thighs and saw... well, fuzz is putting it lightly. I'd later find out that she brushed her teeth twice a week and shaved every couple of months. A true "hippy" if there ever was one. 

After listening to her argue with her drunken mother, crying, I left about an hour after I came. I gradually stopped talking to her until she got the hint, and I still get crap for it, which baffles me. Everyone thinks she's gorgeous because most of my friends have apparently only seen her through Facebook. It's infuriating.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: Don't initiate a relationship with a girl you've only seen through Facebook, especially if that girl harnesses mad Photoshop skills.