<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

We've been dating since last December, we don't really claim to be steady, but neither of us has been with anyone else since we starting seeing each other.

Today she told me a story that she hooked up with a guy she met at a bar, and that when she told him that she was an actress he said "Then you must really know how to fake an orgasm." And afterwards he told her that he kept a photo album of every women he had sex with. Having said that, she said to me today: "I just pulled my hair up and my ass a little."

Well, I was so jealous. I still am. She's been sleeping since we got home, and I didn't lay down beside her yet. I'm not feeling, you know. I'm irritated with the idea of some small talk jack ass with a photo of her nice ass. Well, I know it is silly, but is also not. What do you say, reddit friends?
<bot>: I'm jealous some random guy has a photo of my girlfriend's ass. I don't know either to talk to her, or just try to let it go.