<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

I love Reddit. I love it so much, I sometimes wonder if I'm an "internet addict" because I spend at least 2 hrs a day here (my problem...). Anyway, I've been thinking about signing off for awhile because I need to focus on school, but I got a phone call from my sister that sealed the deal. She told me that my dad has cancer. Man, I can't even remember the last time I talked to my dad. It made me realize I need to focus a bit more on "real life" and family for awhile, find some balance, and stop being a selfish bastard.

Anyway, I know my ass will want to be back here soon and I still need some work on my self control. Would you guys mind helping me out? Would you downvote anything I say or post (only new stuff!) here to oblivion if I come back before say... May 6th? It will be the end of the semester and my birthday. Until then, I'll be missing you guys, but I need to focus on my "real world" family instead of my digital one for awhile. Thanks for you help!
<bot>: If I post anything before May 6th (after this), downvote me the way you'd treat a troll or mod who gets paid $$$ for posts.