<human>: So, this happened about twenty minutes ago:

I was sound asleep until the piercing klaxon of the fire alarm in my building woke me up (I sleep in my boxers, this is important for later). My girlfriend rushed into the bedroom and said it was her fault, as she was steaming her work shirt using the shower (by closing the door with the ventilation off and just running it as hot as possible for a while). However, when she opened the door to turn off the shower, the heat set off the fire alarm (which also happens to be very close to the bathroom door), which also sets off every alarm in the building as they are connected. There are about 80 units in my building.  
She ran in to tell me she was sorry, that it was her fault, etc. I always like being on the safe side, just in case it was coincidental when she did that and there was a *real fire* -- so I threw on my bath robe (I didn't tie it, this is the fuck up) and we quickly evacuated the building. When we got outside, it felt a little breezy, for some reason. There were about 100 people (many of them women and children) outside including the firefighters and **ALL** of them were looking at me, some of them laughing. Turns out, the button flap on my boxers was open and my dong was hanging out. I covered up and ran inside about as fast as I ran outside.

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<bot>: My girlfriend probably set off the fire alarm in my apartment building and because of that, many people (including women, children and my city's firefighters) saw my dong. Embarrassment ensued.