<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

This happened roughly 20 minutes ago.

So as anybody who lives in the Lawton Oklahoma area will know We have had a bit of flooding the past few days, and because of that flooding my uncle his wife and the five kids they have are staying with me for a while. Now my house was built in in the 1940s it is not in the best conditions especially the floor very squeaky. earlier this night I had already woken up the 3 month old baby because of these floor.  It took his parents an hour do get him back to sleep it was around 1:00am. So two hours later I get a bit hungry, and when you get hungry at 3:00am you probably don't want to cook. I hop over the squeaky bit of the floor. I grab a piece of day old pizza from the fridge, and put it in the microwave for 1 minute. I walk back to my room to grab my phone, and I hear it "CREEE!" the baby is still asleep thank god. I know when I lift my foot it will squeak again. It's like a land mine, but I forget the loaded rifle pointed at my back The Microwave. That beep will wake up that baby, it can and will be heard through the entire house. I look over my shoulder to look at the timer on the microwave. I have 23 seconds to get out of this situation. I tried to do the whole weight transfer thing with a chair. As it turns out a chair doesn't weigh 212 pounds. The floor squeaked and the timer went off. I'm not sure what woke up the baby. But now there is a screaming baby in the other room.
<bot>: I squeaked a floor board and a microwave timer went off at the same time waking up a baby at 3:00am