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Not sure if this was the appropriate sub but this is one of my favorite subs so I'll give it a shot

Puberty was not kind to me.  I started balding immediately around 16-17 and sprouted long thick hairs all over my body.  I absolutely hated it.  Couple that with thick glasses and an overweight body and you have someone with zero self esteem.  Oddly enough I still had women interested but I brushed them off.  It has been years and nothing has really improved and I'm now almost 30 with arrested emotional development.  I feel behind.  

The problem is, I'm very limited in what I can do.  Sure I can shave my head, grow a beard, lose weight, and dress fashionably but I just look terrible.  I fucking hate that look.  People will point to guys like Tim Howard but personally, I think he looks ridiculous.  

It's hard for me to get past this and start dating because I'm so full of resentment towards everybody, even people I haven't met.  I'm simply at a loss.  And therapy is too expensive, forget that.
<bot>: Bald, hairy, and overweight and hate the way I look.  Never dated and don't know where to start.