<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

So, a few of my friends from college are coming to visit tomorrow and we decided to take a trip to the beach. Given that it's one of the first of the season and pictures will probably be taken, I figured now would be a good time to get rid of those unsightly back and chest hairs.

I'm not sure how it happened, but I guess it took a little long for me to apply the cream and by the time I wiped it off in the shower my entire upper torso was *burning*. The slightest touch of water would have me jumping.

After I got out of the shower I noticed that my skin was all red and bumpy, and bleeding in a few spots. Upon doing some research (searching reddit) I discovered that Nair can cause chemical burns, and is essentially one step away from rubbing lye on your skin.

It's been hurting all day, to the point where wearing a shirt is uncomfortable and applying sunscreen stings.  So, after loads of Aloe and tons of Ibuprofen, I'm hoping for the best tomorrow morning.
<bot>: Unintentionally left hair-removing cream on for too long, now I get to show off my chemical burns at the beach tomorrow.