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So: full confession, I'm really nervous to post this. It's much safer lurking. But at some point, I gotta make the leap from longtime lurker to actual participant. So, hi Reddit! I'm writing about the crazy, wonderful, chaotic messy being that Reddit is. It seemed silly to write about you guys without asking all of you for a comment. So my questions are: what does the rest of the world miss about Reddit? What does the media miss about Reddit? What do you like best about Reddit? What do you hate about Reddit? Thank you for any answers and also thank you for just generally making this an awesome site to visit.

Now, [CAT] (Yes, that was a cheap shot to make you like me.)
<bot>: I am writing a column about Reddit because I love it and stalk it like an ex-boyfriend named Craig who *now* decides that he's ready for a little commitment. Tell me what the media doesn't get about you.