<human>: So I'm typing this as court is in recess and my butthole currently sounds like a backfiring two stroke. I love my food and so I decided to cook biscuits and gravy with sausage and beans mixed into the gravy. It was amazing. Then for lunch I decided to have a huge bowl of chili at my local golf course. It too was amazing. Then I had court. It has not been amazing. I walked into the room and about 20 minutes into the proceedings I started to feel a rumble in my bowl jungle. I tried to hold it in so hard but I couldn't anymore so I tried to loosen my bung hole just enough to let it silently squeak out but my hole wasn't having it. As soon as I began to let it out my butthole blew open like the big bang. The end result was about 30 seconds of noise that sounded like a battlefield. The testifying party was interrupted and everyone looked right at me as I was unleashing my airborne death. Once the fart concluded the judge looked at me with a grin and chuckle asking if i needed a recess to which i said no and then apologized thoroughly. Well not two minutes later i felt that feeling again and stood up but before i could ask for a recess the judge knew and said, "go before you burst again. I'll call a recess". Now I'm sitting in the lobby surrounded by stench and i know everyone down the hall can hear me. I'm extremely shamed but proud at the same time.

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<bot>: tifu by eating mass amounts of beans and then showed up to court with my butthole sounding like WWll