<human>: It was standardized testing week at my high school. I told two of my friends I would take them to school one of those days. Neither lived in my neighborhood but they both lived near the school. The morning I went to pick them up, I overslept. I normally took a shower before school but I didn't want to make either of them late. So I picked them up and got to school with just enough time for all of us to get to class. One of the girls I had picked up felt bad that I had to skip out on my routine to get them both so she gave me her house key. I wrote myself a note to get out of study hall and went over to her house to shower. Prior to going over there, my friend gave me permission to smoke some of her weed. So I got there, smoked a bowl (forgetting my tolerance was not high enough to smoke a whole bowl-pack to myself) and showered. Afterwards, stoned out of my mind, I took a massive dump in her toilet. It was literally one of the most amazing shits I had ever had in my entire life. When I went to flush, to my dismay, the toilet severely clogged. Not to the point of overflowing, but enough for the entirety of my shit to just be sitting there. I panicked. I was ridiculously high and had limited time to get back to school in time for my next class. Frantic, I searched the entire apartment for a plunger. There was no plunger to be found... anywhere. I couldn't leave the shit just sitting in there. So I used the only thing I could think to use that they had - a red Solo cup. To this day, that friend does not know of that incident.

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<bot>: I was really high and took a massive shit in a friend's toilet while alone. Had to "plunge" it with a Solo cup.