<human>: Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?

Here's the deal:

I used to have a neighbor by the name of Kevin. He has long, unkempt, girly, dirty, long, ugly hair. His finger nails are the length of a witch - and are about as cleanly. He has no talent. He has no work experience (not that anyone would dare hire him). He cross dresses for fun
<bot>: Share your experiences as a SAP unprepared for life and every way that it failed you miserably. I'm hoping he will understand where he's headed to if he refuses to change.