<human>: There's a series of three 3-way intersections at my local mall for reasons that are not immediately apparent, and to make them more confusing each one has a wildly different configuration for who has to stop and who gets the right of way.

Today, thinking I was driving through the intersection where I didn't have to stop, I barreled right past a girl who was pulling into the intersection. We almost collided, but fortunately my steer-fu was stronger and I not only avoided crashing into her, but proceeded to flip her off for so blatantly ignoring the traffic signs and almost crashing into me.

Then I got to the next intersection and realized THAT was the one where I had the right of way, and I had just cut off a totally innocent girl and then acted like a complete cockbiting knobgoblin about it. 

I tried to turn around and see where she had parked so that I could apologize but I couldn't find her.

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<bot>: I misread an intersection, cut a lady off, then flipped her a double deuce even though I was in the wrong.