<human>: So my FU happened last night on my way home from work, I stopped at the gas station that is literally right next to my apartments to get some gas so I didn't have to worry about it this morning. I stop there fairly regularly as it's the most convenient place to get gas and coffee or whatever else I feel I need at that point in time. The clerk that works nights is always really friendly so that makes stopping in even easier, usually asks how my night is going, hows the family chit chat yada yada. So yeah while the gas is pumping I go in and peruse around for a few moments, I saw some ice cream cones and I don't usually indulge in such treasures however after seeing them I had an insatiable urge to eat one, one might say I had an ice cream craving. So I go to check out, dude rings up my shit, starts chit chatting a little and after i'm done and on my way towards the door he says "Have a good night man", to which I wanted to respond "Thanks, it'll be better after I've satisfied my ice cream craving" however my words did not come out this way, instead I said "Thanks, it'll be better after I've satisfied my ice cream fetish". I really didn't even realize what had just come out of my mouth until I was out the doors and in my car, definitely not buying ice cream there anymore can't imagine what the clerk is thinking.

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<bot>: I bought an ice cream cone at a gas station, told the dude I have an ice cream fetish instead of craving and now he probably thinks I went home to fuck an ice cream cone.