<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Obligatory "this did not happen today", but yesterday.

This is heading back to my apartment after a shoot. I'm grabbing my gear from my trunk and drop my car/house keys in there. Naturally, like the idiot I am, I just close it by force of habit, locking my keys in the car.

This isn't the nicest neighborhood, and as such the landlord isn't 100% on top of everything. The rental office gives me the only set of keys they had, which turns out to be from a lock previously installed at my apartment, and not the current one. So they say they'll send a maintenance guy, but still aren't sure if he can get in.

My neighbor and I spend a couple hours wrestling with a coat hanger trying to poke the "unlock" button in my car on the driver's side door to no avail. Finally the apartment maintenance guy shows up. Time to go try the apartment door.
I set my jacket and camera gear outside my door as I anxiously watch this maintenance professional brutalize my deadbolt with a hammer (my apartment complex hires only the best). I've got a spare car key inside and we can recover the trunk keys. Solid job, team.

After this ordeal I decide to put off editing the photos from the day's shoot, and head to bed a little early. The next morning I step outside to find my jacket on the ground... and I slowly realize that I had left $2500 worth of gear (some of it borrowed) including the cards with that day's work outside through the night. All gone.
<bot>: Was an idiot and locked myself out of my apartment. Got in. Was an idiot again and left $2500 of camera gear outside to be stolen.