<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

This actually happened a few weeks ago, but reading the thread inspired me to share.

I've been sick for months (we think it is mold-related as my apartment as old af), so I've been taking a lot of medications lately.

Now, this particular antibiotic was out of this world. I cannot even begin to describe the size/bitterness/torture that ensued with each dose. It's the worst thing I've ever tasted and the pill was so big that it would often get stuck in the back of my throat (har har) so I would have to choke it down, but while dealing with the AWFUL taste of this thing.
 
So, on the third night of taking this my bf suggested that I just toss it in my mouth and chug water. It lodged itself smack at the back of my tongue. Not only could I not swallow it, but the flavor was so bad I started dry heaving. I ran to the bathroom to scrub the back of my tongue which of course set off my gag reflex and I threw up all over the sink. I washed it down and scrubbed the back of my tongue again. Gag. Gag. I'm about to throw..... And it came. The casserole dinner that my mom had so generously made for us was now all over my toilet seat because I couldn't open the lid in time. It ricocheted onto the side of the sink, the floor, the shower curtains, rugs, everything you can imagine. My boyfriend walks in, "you okay?" And after assuring him that I was, he simply said, "I'm not cleaning that shit up" and walked away. Can you blame him?
<bot>: TIFU by taking the worst tasting antibiotic in the world and in a string of events projectile vomited an entire casserole dinner all over my bathroom