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I know this question probably isn't original but hey, I figure some new people will see it and share some stories that haven't been shared before. Feel free to retell stories or link to ones that you've shared before though! I'm in the mood to fear the dark...

Alright, I'll start! Many years ago when I was just a young lad I went to a birthday party for one of my friends and there were probably around 6 of us. The party was a sleepover and we probably stayed up till around 12 before hitting the sack (we were young'uns and couldn't be staying up all night) but anyways we were all woken up at around 2 when the television in his living room inexplicably turned on, and the remote was across the room. We were all a little put off by that, but then we saw his dog standing by the door having a staring contest with something invisible apparently. We whispered trying to get it to react but it wouldn't move. By now a few of us were losing our nerves, but we decided to stay up and talk just to alleviate the terrors. Well, I guess something else decided to talk because we heard a faint, deep voice that sounded very windy as though it was trying to talk while emptying its lungs (This actually happened)... And we flipped our shit. We were all in half tears, shivering (the only time I have ever shivered from fear) and trying to laugh about it. Eventually the dog snapped out of it and we all went to bed.
<bot>: Woke up by a television turning on, seeing a dog staring at something, and hearing a disembodied voice. Yay parties.