<human>: Disclosure -> Actually happened today...which  I am led to believe is not the norm on this sub?1

So after a generally shocker weekend (crash my car on saturday....then got bitten by a dog on Sunday) this morning when I was getting ready for work I would make myself feel 'cool' by actually wearing earings. So when I was younger I had a fair number of holes in my ears, of which most had closed up.

Being determined me, I found an old piercing in my cartilage which hadn't properly healed, so I popped....more like rammed unceremoniously....a little stud in.

Fast forward to my client meeting, and my ear is a little sore, and I am handing over the designs for our new systems, which are just casually covered in blood. To which, in a quintessentially British manner, I decide to explain by saying 'Oh gosh....nothing like some extra iron with your contracts''

I'm now in the bathroom debating whether I could spin this into a sickie and go home for the rest of the week.

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<bot>: Thought I'd rekindle my youth and re-pierced my ear at 5am before work...now bleeding all over client documents....might pull a sickie.