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This fuckup happened a couple years ago. Background info: I'm not super religious so when my family goes to church I usually bring a book to read. This particular day, I was reading Between Shades of Gray, a historical fiction novel about the Holocaust that has nothing to do with 50 Shades of Gray. Of course, young and innocent 13-year-old me hadn't heard of 50 Shades (and it wasn't that popular back then anyway). So begins the unfortunate event...
Worship ended and I figured it was okay to start reading. At the same time, the pastor decided to try and strike up a conversation with some of the children. He came up to me and asked, "So what book is that?" I'm sure he expected some sort of nice, wholesome, innocent reading. When I showed him the title, his face immediately changed to mildly concerned-- obviously assuming it was a 50 Shades book. He then said, "How is it? Do you like it so far?" I was totally oblivious and thought he was just looking for a good book. "Oh yeah! Yeah, it's really good. I like it a lot and highly recommend it."
That dropped the bomb. He got this terrified expression and made one last attempt to save me. "But isn't it bad?" I didn't know what he was talking about so I just replied, "Oh no, it's not bad. It's a really good story actually." At this point he just backed away and ran off probably to go pray for me... And I just went back to reading.
Later found out about the 50 Shades series and couldn't look the pastor in the eye again.
<bot>: Read a book (that sounded like a book from 50 Shades of Gray) in church, pastor found out, assumed it was from 50 Shades, lost hope for my innocence and ran off to pray for me.