<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

I often play poker at our local casino with one of my best friend's Phil and his wife.

Phil is a work colleague, and fortunately for the two of us, we work in a nice competitive environment and there is the ability to win things often. 

One day we won a holiday, for two people, the holiday was a once in a lifetime kind of opportunity, as we had entered the competition together we decided to leave our ladies at home, and make it a lads holiday.

Day one of the holiday it was extremely hot, so we hit the water park, upon checking out the slides and shoots, Phil turns to me and says -

"Don't tell anyone, but one time my wife went down one of these, and she was going so fast the fabric from her swimsuit got caught and was pushed up somewhere it should not go."

He followed up with more details.

"She was bleeding so badly they had to close the ride."

Phil's wife is a 'large' lady, and don't get me wrong, the thought of this makes me laugh so hard, but I'm also disgusted at the same time.

Eveytime I've seen her since the holiday I cannot help but feel a little queasy and uncomfortable.
<bot>: Friends wife went on a slide at a water park and suffered a vaginal injury from the ferocity of the ride and the swimsuit she wore.