<human>: I've just recently switched my ISP from Century Link to Mediacom (both are terrible, I know, but that's all that's available where I live.)
Some back story. We had Direct TV bundled with Century Link. To use the On Demand, or whatever Direct TV calls it, required internet speeds of at least 15mb/s. Century Link could only offer 3 mb/s in my area. So we decided to switch. What would be the point of paying for all those extra channels on Direct TV if we can't watch them due to the slow internet speeds? So Mediacom came today and installed all their tivos and routers, we're all set. Sitting at roughly 22 mb/s, when it wants to work (that's a story for another time)
Hop on the phone to call Century Link to cancel the internet. After about 45 minutes on the phone, the lady says that it's going to be a $360 cancellation fee. Top that with the $200 instillation fee from Mediacom, and you're going to kill my bank account. 
So, my question for you guys, is there any ammunition I can use againt this supervisor I'm on hold to speak with in terms of getting rid of that fee? Something along the lines of paying for a bunch of other channels that we literally can't watch because the internet was too slow to load them.

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<bot>: getting raped by a ISP I switched from, need to know how to tell this guy to properly take viagra to fuck himself