<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

So I went out with my buddy to have a few beers and hit on some girls at a free local live music event near downtown. I know full well that I have an interview at 9 in the morning the following day, but hey fuck it, I am trying to meet some cute chicks and Ill just have 1 or 2. Well, 8 beers and 2 shots later I finally make it home, at least with a number. I wake up the next day pretty hungover and with the beer shits. Thank God I get it out before I leave my apartment. On the way to the interview my gut starts rumbling and I begin to release copious amounts of noxious, foul smelling gas, choking myself out as I can barely open the window because its raining. 

So I get to the building, go inside and meet with their head of human resources. All the while I feel this bubbling in my stomach and all I can do is clench my butt cheeks together and pray I don't let anything slip. At the end of an hour its becoming painful so we finally finish up and I ask to use the restroom. I walk in, not a soul in the hallways and no one in the bathroom, thank god. I take a leak and just as Im releasing some of the most potent, nose hair singe-ing gas of my life I hear the door open and some guy walks in. All I hear is a faint mutter of, "good God". I feel bad but, hey, at least I finally got it out. I go back to the interview room, get some water and prepare for the next interrogation with what would be my direct supervisor. Lo and behold, in walks the same fucking guy whose nostrils I had basically just shit into. I turn bright red and can barely make eye contact as we go through the most mortifying hour of my life. I mean I am so thrown off I just stumble over most of my answers and there are significant pauses in the conversation where I could almost hear him thinking "how could anyone produce such a disgusting odor??" The interview finally concludes after a long period of silence and I basically run out the door. Don't think Ill be hearing from that company anytime soon.
<bot>: Drank the night before an interview, got the beer shits and farted in a small room with the supervisor who was just about to interview me. It didn't go well.