<human>: In high school, there was this girl I really didn't like for a lot of reasons, and was really competitive against, and pretty much through all four years we were in this subtle, unspoken, petty war that I assumed I had won with my superior GPA and mastery at exposing flaws and inconsistencies in her unrealistic stories about her life.

So then comes freshman year of college, and I'm at a (better) school in another state. I haven't talked to her since, but we're still Facebook friends, and she posts a proud status that she's assistant manager at a discount shoe store. This coming from the girl who bragged all through senior year that she's getting her pharmacy tech license at the end of the year so she can both make money and get experience points for med school (we're both studying to become doctors), I laughed a little inside at her circumstance and moved on.

Then, not 24 hours later, my email is suddenly flooded with spam emails from that same discount shoe store. I haven't shopped there since middle school, and I have a new address since then, so I know it wasn't anything I signed up for. And I'm getting a dozen copies of the same email, so I have to be on this list or lists a few times over.

Well, it doesn't take a genius to put two-and-two together, that she signed me up, whether to fill some quota or just to piss me off, so to get back at her, I signed her up for the [ChristianMingle] and [FarmersOnly] dating sites, and set it so that she get all of their email notifications possible.

Did it work? Unfortunately, we may never know, since I've tried to get mutual friends to inquire about it, but it turns out after graduation, she got on her high(er) horse and pissed everyone who tried to still talk to her off. But I like to think that somewhere, out there, she is looking through her email with a look of sheer wtf on her face.

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<bot>: Old high high school rival signed me up for a spam list, so I signed her up for [ChristianMingle] and [FarmersOnly](