<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

Here's the deal, I'm going in to get a tattoo in about 3 hours and I want the top comment to be the winner.  I would preferably like it SFW, so no dicks floating in space raping furries or such, and have something to do some of the following; X-Files, Star Wars, Linux, etc, and hey, why not Zoidberg?!  It's going to be a shop minimum so it's going to be decently small, but make me remember this one! Will post pictures with proof later tonight!

Edit1- It's going to be on my upper arm, so no rhinoceros' taking shits under my nose.
<bot>: Top comment decides my tattoo if it reaches front page. Keep it SFW. Pictures later, get crackin' reddit friends.