<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

I've been shaving my nuts for almost a year now and I decided it was time to shave my nuts sunday. While I was shaving in the shower I ran out of shaving foam, so there I was; a guy with his nuts halfly shaved. I finished showering, put my dress on and let it be for what it was. It was sunday so the shops were closed so I couldn't buy anymore shaving foam. A few hours later I found some shaving foam I bought at vacation. I totally forgot about it and I did never use it before. So I got in the shower for the second time and started shaving the other half which wasn't finished yet. As soon as I put the foam in it felt a little weird but I thought it would be okay so I just continued. As the time passed by while I was shaving, it began feeling weirder and weirder. It felt like there was a huge storm blowing against my nuts. It felt colt and freezing. As soon as I put it under the water to clean up the foam it started to burn like hell. When I looked at the bottle of shaving foam I saw it contained Menthol. That gave me the cold and painfull feeling. I dried myself, and put on my underwear softly because it was still burning like I put my balls in the fire. Even a few hours later it kept burning and burning. First I had half shaved nuts and now I'm walking like a pingiuin. Not shure which one was better.
<bot>: TIFU twice by shaving my nuts with an almost empty can of shaving foam and a new can of shaving foam which contained Menthol.