<human>: Like all good FU this happened a couple of months ago.  I use essential oils for home remedies and what not.  A friend had convinced me to get a pack with a bunch of different oils, which was cool because I'd get some oils I didn't normally use.

Normally I keep my EOs in a little basked that I keep stored up high.  There is where my FU happens.  One morning while getting ready I brink the basket down, but drop it.  Bottles of expensive arse oil drop all over the place.  I freak out, but then as I look, not broken, not broken, not broken, not broken.   Ok, so this isn't so bad.  I notice one bottle is broken, I scoop up the rest.  

The bottle that was broken, Oregano.  I start cleaning/wiping it up, I didn't wash my hands, just dried them on a towel.  I go about finishing getting ready for work.  Apparently I had adjusted myself while getting ready.  So for the rest of the day people kept asking about spaghetti.  And as the day wore on I would feel a sensation on my "coin purse."  I shrugged it off as me being a hypochondriac.

NOPE!  I get home and find out that I had BURNED myself on my "coin purse"!  The skin molted off over the next 2 or 3 days.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Be careful about cleaning up "hot" essential oils, and make sure not to touch yourself in any sensitive areas after doing so