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This was a good one. For some context on the status of my stomach, I had a cup of coffee, loaded with creamer, at around 8:30. That's it. Me, my mom, and my grandpa all go out to eat at Denny's. I get the Philly Cheese Steak Skillet meal. It's got eggs, potatoes, peppers, mushrooms, cheese, and cuts of tender steak. Tasted delicious, if a bit greasy. 

So we've eaten and returned home, took probably about an hour and a half. I'm on the couch, browsing Reddit when my stomach starts audibly growling and hurting. I head to the bathroom just to be sure, and as soon as by butt hit that seat, the entirety of the skillet meal gushes out. It felt like my intestines had liquefied and were pouring out my ass. And my god, if I hadn't flushed when I did, I would have passed out right there from the smell. Once I had cleaned up, I just sat there for a full minute, allowing my innards to relax and calm down, while I tried to comprehend the ridiculous shit I had just taken.
<bot>: Ate at Denny's and it went through my digestive system faster than a white girl trying to get her Pumpkin Spice Latte