<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

Ever feel like your having a bad day? You know, like when your late to work, break a shoe lace and one thing after another keeps going wrong. Well it seems like that's the way my life has been going for the last 20 years, I just can't seem to catch a break. I used to be a healthy 180 pound man who was fit and trim. I have a beautiful wife and two young boys and an excellent job. Along comes Mr. Diabetes and I get very sick and lose 30 pounds in a month. I figured I was dieing from cancer or something until I get diagnosed. I get it under control and gain my weight back and then some. Pretty soon I'm up to 200 lbs and going up slowly but my blood sugars are under control. I am eating healthy (low carb, low calorie diet) and exercising but the lbs keep coming on. Well fuck it, at least I didn't get cancer and die, right? Well hold on, I get Spermatocytic seminoma and that shit hurts. End up being misdiagnosed with a STD and have to live with it for a month before they get it right and have emergency surgery hoping they caught it in time before it spread. I go through 18 weeks of radiation and a few rounds of chemo. They give me a list of possible side affects and mention I "might" get a few of them. Oh fuck no, I get them all and then some not even listed. I am one of the few people who actually gained weight through treatment. Well at least I have my family, house and job to keep me going. But wait, I'm 2 months behind on my mortgage payment and they won't accept any payments except the full amount needed to make me current. They even send back my checks so now I'm 7 months behind with 5 months worth money in savings and they won't work with me. Bastards...I feel like shit and to top it off, tonight my wife backs up one of my sons car into another causing thousands of dollars in damage. This is the 2nd time in 6 months she did that, and yes the same exact cars are involved again. There goes my insurance...
<bot>: I have had a bad run of luck and it is snowballing my ass right now. Fuck me, right?...