<human>: Condense the text into a few key points

I work in a hotel, pretty easy job. I sit at a desk all day and deal with people. So, feeling lazy today, I decided to just throw on my not-a-really-a-bra-but-close-enough bra. It's basically a very sexy sports bra combined with pajama wear. It literally has no support, which is fine since my boobs are fucking great anyway.

Well, I get to work and see my boss managed to flood the hotel...again. He should really look into flood insurance ffs. So, now to work. He's got this tiny little 1 gallon shop vac he wants me to use to suck up all the water. I have to bend down so far and just vigorously rub it against the carpet to get it to work, this goes on from about 5-7.
Meanwhile, I'm running back and forth between the front desk and the hall to check people in, explaining to curious guests what happened (my manager forgot he was filling up the hot tub and it overflowed), and dealing with my manager.

At about 7:30 I walk by a window and notice my boobs kinda look oddly shaped. I look down and realize the fabric has pulled away from my tits and gathered off to the side/underneath, forcing them forward into this weird cone shape where the nipples are **super** apparent. Fuck. All of those people. I quickly readjust and die inside for the rest of the night.
<bot>: Ladies, we all know bras are annoying, but if you're using a flimsy substitute, ***fucking check yourself before you wreck yourself***