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So I've had this swanky receptionist job at an apartment building for about a month now, and I'm fairly certain that's all I can include on my resume after tonight. 
I can admit that I have a pretty bad alcohol tolerance. But since I haven't gone drinking in almost a year, I kind of overlooked how fast I can get wasted if I drink hard liquor on an empty stomach. 

Anyways, I went to help a tenant with an AC problem around midnight (I work the graveyard shift). They were actually having a big drinking party and wanted to get to know the staff, and called me down on a whim since their AC was fine. Since I never really interact with the residents, I felt rather flattered that they were reaching out to me. 

Stupidly, I accepted a shot that they offered me since I was in the middle of a very long shift and was stressed out. One shot turned into five, and I thought I was fine until they all hit me at once. Pretty soon I was wasted. That's not the bad part, since my coworkers have are very lax about having a beer or two while working (although this was a bit worse). The problem came when one of the residents started hitting on me, and being the shy new employee that I am, I went with it. Soon we're rather aggressively flirting and he offers to take me out to a nearby bar. Off we go into the city night. 

All is well, I'm having a night on the town and blissfully wasting away my hour break, until we get to the bar. Things are going great with the random hot guy and I'm starting to feel less inclined to go back to my own apartment after my shift ends. That is until I see my boss and his girlfriend at the same bar, staring at me. Like a rabbit in the headlights, I made my excuses and bolted back to my desk.
<bot>: Got drunk at work and flirted with a resident (big no no) and ran into my boss while at a bar during my shift.