<human>: Getting ready for work, I put on my bra and found my top. I knew that my favourite undies were out in the lounge room though, so I casually waddled out to the laundry basket that was sitting against the full length window/ sliding door.

My naked body bends over as I browse through the laundry pile. No one is home, so I take my sweet, sweet time. "Hey, maybe I'll wear those pink ones! Ohh, or maybe the ones with lace..." 

I choose a pair and hold them out in front of me, "Yep, these are the ones to get me through this dreaded Hump-Day!"

*Fucking finally*, I notice a bit of movement out of the window. *shit*, the WINDOW. Naked. In. Front. Of. Window.

Looking up, I can see the next door neighbours daughter standing on her front porch, just tall enough that she can see over the fence and right down into our yard.

She's looking at me with this look of sickened horror. I look back at her with an equal look of horror.

And then I do what any self respecting female would do; I turn around and run into my room; my ass wobbling along behind me.

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<bot>: I stood naked in front of a child without realising, then wobbled my little ass at her as I ran off to hide.