<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

This actually happened about 2 hours ago, I then remembered this place.

Also, before you ask, no, I don't browse /r/ass.

So this happened in class today, I'm taking English Finals, and the teacher was going over something I'd already learned from staying late one day. So my teacher, who is a redditor, lets me browse reddit on my laptop if I want.

My plan was to go to /r/AskReddit, but I usually don't type in the whole URL, because when I type in "www.reddit.com/r/As", that's all I usually have to type in because /r/AskReddit is always at the top of my history list and I can just hit enter.

Well I apparently held down "s" for too long, then not paying attention hit enter.

So now /r/ass was opened, in full view of the two rows of people behind me. Now my laptop screen is pretty big, so you could see these pictures pretty easily, even from a short distance back. A couple people are holding in laughter, and my teacher gives me the "What did you do?" look. 

Then some dipshit in the back decides to say "He's browsing /r/ass!" Not loud.

Just loud enough for my teacher, who is three rows away, to hear it.

So I just kinda lie my head down like I'm play Heads up Seven up or something.

I have to talk to my teacher tomorrow morning, I'll update then if you guys want.
<bot>: Tried to open /r/AskReddit, but held "s" down for too long, /r/ass opened and my whole class thought I browsed it regularly.