<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

I know, I know, we're very young to be married. We've been married for about a 1.5 years now.

I think this has been a build up over time but the catalyst of the event was my wife thinks I called her "fat" 3 times since we've been married. She says it was three times so it must be true! I don't even remember the first 2 times and the "third" time it was a badly placed joke. Anyways she was getting very upset at me and I told her she wasn't and she didn't want me to look at her, eventually she was heading out the door and I was getting really pissed. She left and I turned around and punched the closet door and subsequently put a hole in it. She came back into the apartment because she thought I threw the cat at the door (I would never hurt the cat or her). I didn't realize it at the time but she didn't notice the hole on the closet door because she was so focused on the cat I know, punching the door was dumb she was probably very scared of that kind of violence. Anyways, long story short, we got home after I was finished with work, she saw the hole, got pissed, took a picture of it and immediately sent it to her mom. She slept on the couch that night (I told her I would). The next day she sleeps at her parents house and is still there now. It's been 4 days now. We're still texting and talking some, but it seems like she's mostly ignoring me. She asked me to write down a list of the things I think are upsetting her and what I can do to change that, and she'd write a list of what she's been upset about and we'd go over it when she decides to come back. I said ok that was fair. But then I had to ask her back, "Do you want me to write down what I've been upset about?" and she's like "sure I guess, on a separate sheet of paper." In my mind i'm like wtf about me? But I digress, she's very attached to her parents and i'm very unattached to mine. I don't know what to do to make this better.
<bot>: Wife thinks I called her fat after a culmination of problems, I get pissed punch a closet door and put a hole in it. She takes the cat and her self and has been at her parents house for 4 days now.