<human>: I'm going to preface this by mentioning that I'm a bit scatterbrained, so sometimes I get muddled and fuck up in creative ways. when I do, people often stare at me, bewildered, before asking, "how did you manage THAT?" I'm also rather sickly, so when I have flare-ups, I get ultra stressed, and this increases the frequency with which I dick everything over.

I had a poop day at work, so I decided to opt for one of my comfort foods - KD with onions, ground beef, and a bit of HP sauce - for supper. I was eyeing the computer, waiting for a Skype call from my best friend (living in Kyoto) and cooking all the meal components. as I scooped the butter out for the KD part, I remembered that I had to feed the cats. I dropped my spoon in the butter and took out the cat food.

as I'm dishing out the food, I hear that Skype jingle, so I dashed to answer it. we exchange greetings, joke a bit, and I get back to the cat food at hand.

when I talk, I can't do much else. I've stepped out in front of cars on numerous occasions because I was too wrapped up in conversation.

I'm telling her animatedly about my day (I work in retail) juuust as I take a big ol scoop of cat food and drop it right into my KD.

the real kicker is that I didn't notice right away. I mixed it up, finished cooking the other foods, and put everything together. I tasted it and instantly gagged. I stood there, concerned, and tried to figure out where I'd gone wrong. I'd made this before, I did everything right. nothing was past its best-before date. then... I looked over at the plate of butter with the spoon still in it.

I put my head in my hands. the reality of my shitheadedness sunk in, and I explained to my friend, who flat-out witch cackled at me. I threw it out, grumbling to myself, and ordered pizza. I was so frustrated with myself that I couldn't even muster the will to try and cook something else.

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<bot>: I tried to do too many things at once and accidentally put cat food in my human food. it was fuckin gross.