<human>: So, I have a tendency to rip the crotch in my trousers and tend to take a while to repair them. I was driving along today and felt a bit of an itch, so obviously reached down to scratch the area. Unfortunately, I then felt a sting. It didn't seem too bad and I had a quick glance down through the hole. Nothing looked out of the ordinary. 

20 minutes of uncomfortable driving later I get home. I head up to the bathroom to relieve myself and have a closer inspection. I undo my trousers and out pop my now twice normal size, rather reddened testicles. They look somewhat like a partially inflated red balloon.

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<bot>: a wasp flew up my shorts and stung my scrotum and I now have a hairy red balloon dangling under my cock.