<human>: TIFU by, well, this happened this year april. I was good friends with a guy named Devin. Devin had never lied to me and we had always been honest with each other. Devin came to me one day asking to help him sell jewelry his grandmother gave him. Now, knowing Devin, I didn't question what he was saying. So we headed off to some pawn shops to get the best quote. We found a place that would buy this jewelry for $1,500. So we go to sell the jewelry, here's where I fuck up. I'm 18 and at the time, Devin was not, so I had to sign for all this jewelry. This happened about 4-5 more time of his grandmother giving him jewelry. So in total he got about $5,000 worth of jewelry. Fast forward to May, Devin is caught with crack, illegal fireworks, knives, and a bong in his car at school. Devin was permanently suspended from school, can't go 200 feet within a school because he's labeled a terrorist, and now had to pay some fine and is doing community service for his actions. Once that happened,  I stopped all communication with him. Fast forward to July 6th. A knock on my door, it was his yeti whale of a mother and she was pissed off. I open the door, she immediately starts yelling, and she's not making sense. I try to calm he down, and she says "You stole my jewelry and sold it all, Devin told me the entire story, you better pay me back everything or I'll go to the police!". Son of a bitch. My parents are out at the time so I had to call them. I explain what had happened and they told me that I should've known it was a stupid idea and that I should've consulted them about it. My mother is so pissed i might be kicked out with nowhere to go. And to top it all off I now have to pay $5,000 for the jewelry(I make about $200 a month).

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<bot>: Friend asked for me to sell jewelry, I write down as my jewelry, jewelry actually stolen, ex-friend fucks me over, have to pay $5,000 to a fat whale or I go to jail.