<human>: So this happened this past Sunday. I had woken up at 9:00 AM and gone to the gym. I got back around 10:45 in desperate need of a shower (which my brother and I share; it's adjacent to both our bedrooms). I have a speaker in our bathroom, and I use the music library on my laptop to play music through it. So I walk into the bathroom, put my change of clothes and towel on the counter, and then nip back to my bedroom to open up the speaker app on my laptop and play my music.

Apparently, my opening the bathroom door woke my brother up, and he walks out of his bedroom and towards the bathroom (I can see my brother's room and the bathroom from my bedroom). I had already hit play on my music and it had started playing, but I paused it and said "I won't play my shower music just yet" because he hates my music. He goes, "what?" so I clarify, "I had just started playing music for my shower, but I'll wait until you're done to play it," assuming that he'll just go pee or some shit and then go back to bed like he always does.

He said okay, but then a minute later I hear the tub running. I ask him why he's showering if I already had "dibs" on the bathroom (it's petty but it's still inconsiderate to ignore--it's how my siblings and I have always handled sharing a bathroom) and he says, "It's my bathroom too, am I not allowed to shower!"

Fair enough. So I waited until I knew he was in the shower and went on the speaker app on my laptop and played "X Gon' Give it to Ya" on repeat, knowing he wouldn't get out of the shower to pause or unplug the speaker. He just yelled, "Oh god dammit [my name]," so I turned up the volume and watched It's Always Sunny until he got out.

Bonus: He usually takes like 40 minute showers ( I know) , but this one was only 15 minutes. He also stole my towel and didn't bring a change of clothes--he just put his dirty clothes back on, which he always does.

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<bot>: When it comes to petty revenge, fuck waitin for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya.