<human>: Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?

Now, just hear me out on this one.

I've been here for about 30 hours over the last 2 days and I'm feeling fairly horny. Somehow my deprived mind has come up with a plan with which to cure my friskiness and I wanted some thoughts before I make a fool of myself.

My plan is to approach a pretty girl somewhere in the stacks. I will open with something horribly cheesy, such as: "They really pack on all the work before spring break, don't they?" or "Hey, how's it going my name is gotmybootsuptop. Whatcha readin'?" And then shamelessly ask her is she wanted to take a break and fool around a little bit. 

Now here is what I ask: has anyone ever attempted this and if so, how did it go? And also to all the ladies of Reddit, how would you feel in this situation and what would your reaction be?
<bot>: I plan to ask a random girl in a university library if she wants to fool around. What are your thoughts? Should I do it?