<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

In short, I'm a mess.  I feel stuck in a rut, and I don't even know where to begin. I don't have any hobbies anymore, I just zone out in front of the TV or computer when I'm not in school.  I lack motivation for everything, even fun things.  I don't have any friends.  I've been screened for depression by a doctor and was told I'm not depressed, but even if I was I don't like the idea of being doped up on SSRIs.  Even reading, which I used to love, feels like work.  I know I have potential and I'm living a shallow life but I don't know what to do about it.  People around me are kickboxing and running marathons and here I am getting fatter and so tired just living everyday life.  Life is so awesome and I'm wasting it! My fundamental problem is laziness.  

My university sucks for mental health sometimes.  I asked about therapy and they said they're booked up till September.  I don't want to wait so many months to feel truly engaged.

I looked up life coaches and it seems to be what I need.  Since I have no internal motivation I thought it would be the kick I need.  My boyfriend of 2 years disagrees.  He says it's a waste of money (I don't have a lot of money anyway, and I don't think i could afford this anyway) and won't get to the root causes.  My parents would never agree.  

I just want to become happier with myself, more fulfilled, and able to make strong connections to others.  How can I do this?
<bot>: I need some help figuring out my life and relationships.  I'm totally lost.  Any advice would be great.