<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

As most TIFU stories, this happened last May. School was close to ending, and I hadn't gotten into trouble all of junior high. So me and my friend were in study hall. He sits two seats over, and we were talking (Our study hall was a joke) and while he was talking he was messing with the string on his hoodie. I guess it accidentally hit this douche sitting nearby. So naturally he told him "You do that again and I will kick your ass". Fast forward to the end of Study Hall and we are walking to lunch. I tap this kid on the shoulder, and tell him that he was way out of line back there. But before I could, he said the same thing again. So I just told him, "Quit acting like a cunt dude". So he hits me in the face (I was quick so he barley got my chin), so me being the dumbass I am. Think it is a good idea to respond back with, "Ha, you hit like a bitch". He was walking away, so now he comes back, and hits me twice in the face. He starts to walk away. I think for a moment, then punch him in the back of the head. Now at this point, we are in the lunchroom and are about to fight nearby lunch tables.... Whenever I punched him, I fucking tripped, and got my foot stuck in the table. So then, I'm getting up and he comes over and tries to punch me in the face. Now I have two options, lay down and get my ass beat. Or try and do something. So I do the only reasonable thing. Punch him as hard as I can in the kidney. This made him fuck off after a couple of hits. So now, go forward a bit. I get suspended for three days for provoking him because I poked him. Despite the fact that this kid has a history, and has gotten into fights before.
<bot>: Guy fucks with my friend, I poke guy to get his attention to make him leave him alone, he gets pissed and punches me. Get into fight with him, suspended for three days.