<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

This happened a few months back, and now that I no longer work with the company I can say this with no repercussions.  I worked at a very successful restaurant here in new orleans and knowing someone who owns a transportation company he sends clients my way all the time.  Well the friends father drives JLC often when she is in the city and said she loves to eat where i work.  So one random I come out the kitchen and look in my section and see JLC with Emma Roberts.  I great them and have them water brought out and when i go back to the table I ask her "Did Joe drop you off?" she then looks at me and asks "how do you know Joe?" I respond "Ive known his son for years and live with him." She then blurts out very loudly "I didnt know Joe's son had a Boy Friend." I almost choked i laughed so hard and she goes "thats not a funny question look at what day and age we live in thats a very normal assumption."  I politely tell her "im not gay and neither is my friend." so the weekend goes by and i forgot about the interaction with her.  So when i come in my next shift i begin to get asked by people whats it like to be accused of being gay by JLC.  Then the GM of the whole restaurant group comes in and makes fun of me for the questions due to one of the managers putting it in the nightly log.  so i finally find out my shit lord of a friend walks by and hears her ask if im gay and told the whole staff i work with.  And for a month I was known as the guy accused of being gay by JLC.
<bot>: I asked jamie lee curtis if she knew a friend she then asked me if i was gay and the whole restaurant found out.