<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Any asshole can use Reddit; OK, that's not true. Some assholes are too dumb for even Reddit.
But, your average asshole? Definitely capable of clicking a series of links and chuckling to self. Yeah, we got that part down.
BUT, you experienced Redditors, you...you're finnicky bastards man (and I mean that in the most endearing way possible). Navigating this site can be a high pressure situation; you know, like accidentally posting an incorrectly formatted meme on a meme page (don't do it bro, just don't fucking do it).

So. To the point.
How can Reddit n00bs successfully navigate the site
1. Without pissing you off -- we really don't intend on doing this and would appreciate tactics to avoid this.
(example: Reddit faux pas -- not karma-whoring a text post on an image..some people are karma-whoring assholes, some innocently make a mistake with no knowledge of this karma business, please educate us about these things)
2. Whilst effectively understanding/using Reddit jargon, sub-Reddits, etc. -- obviously there is a reason they're utilized, they're awesome. We want to participate in awesomeness too.
3. Help us fully appreciate all the glory Reddit has to offer, not just  the superficial front page, click-and-laugh business we're used to. We're ready for the full experience (probably).
<bot>: Oh experienced Redditors, we humbly beg you please expound unto us your infinite Reddit wisdom in all its glory.