<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

This was back in September 2014, I never really deemed it to be worthy of a TIFU entry but the more I think about it, the more I am disgusted in myself!

So, I'm on holiday at Center Parks with some friends and we are planning on going to one of the resorts restaurants for dinner. 

The part I want to stress most is I had a nice, lengthy shower, cleaning myself fully. I then put on nice, fresh clean clothes. 

Fast forward an hour and we're sitting in the restaurant waiting for our food to come (if your're interested, I'd ordered a full rack of ribs, curly fries, a side of onion rings and a pitcher of beer).
Now, I had a slight case of itchy balls so of course needed to scratch. Wearing jeans it is difficult to subtly have a scratch. So I had a quick look around to make sure nobody was watching and shoved my hand down my jeans and boxers to have a lovely scratch and end my comfortableness. 

After I'd finished, I had another quick look to make sure I hadn't been caught. 

I had. A woman not much older than been had seen the entire thing and gave me the biggest look of disgust. I look away in shame... A few moments later I look back to see if she was still staring at me. She was, but now so was the rest of her table. 

I had no choice but to go and wash my hands and endure the rest of my meal having a group of other people know how disgusting I really am... It was so much worse with the fact I had ribs too, instead of something requiring a knife and fork.
<bot>: Scratched my scrotum (hand down jeans) in a restaurant and got caught, shortly after ate ribs with the same hand I had scratched my balls with.