<human>: Here's mine;
I have to older brothers, 7 and 9 years older than me. I always tried to fit in with them/hang out with them and their friends but I was always kind of denied, understandably. Well one day when I was about 10, I had one of the weirdest/best days of my life. Earlier in the day, I told my oldest brother that I knew I could beat him in NFL Blitz 2002. He was so confident I could not, that he bet me a pizza. Well, I beat him (really the only time I can remember doing that) and I got my pizza. 

Well, my other brother had been hanging out with his girlfriend that whole day, so after the game I figured I would see what they were up to. By this I mean, I snuck upstairs so they couldn't hear me and planned to scare them. I crawled through the hall and slowly opened the door, to see my brother with his girlfriend who was pretty much completely undressed. My brother was kissing her stomach, presumably about to go down on her. When I saw this I flipped out, and started crawling away from the room as fast as possible. 
My brother and his girlfriend heard this, and ran out after me (she had put her clothes back on). I was scared for my life, my brother was not the kindest of people. To my utter surprise, my brother told me if I never brought it up, we could go rent a movie and order a pizza. I got the movie I wanted, and I got a second pizza.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: When I was ten, I beat my oldest brother in NFL Blitz, got a pizza, Saw tits, thought I was going to die, and instead got a movie and another pizza.