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Mandatory this didn't happen today, but a couple weeks ago. 

So as the title says, I was making a cup of tea. I had some water already boiled and ready to go. Perfect. I'm in the kitchen pouring a cup of said boiled water into a mug with my tasty orange pekoe teabag. Girlfriend is making food in kitchen. Girlfriend sees me doing this. I finish pouring my cup, and this is where the first part of the fuck up comes in. I head into my bedroom, and pack myself a hefty BT (bong toke for the uninitiated). Now I haven't been smoking all that much lately, so when I get high, I git REKT. But it's gonna make this tea all the better. I take the bong hoot in glorious fashion, blowing it out my window. 

I return to the kitchen where, to my amazement, a new cup has appeared.. It's my girlfriends cup, she looks at me with this beautiful smile that I love ever so much. She then asks "You pour me one too, baby?" Being the gentleman I am, of course I oblige. Now here's where the fuck up really happens.. For whatever reason she has her hand on the handle of the mug, waiting for the water (still pretty boiled if you ask me). Remember how I said I'm a gentleman? Well I oblige the boiled water all over her waiting hand. Now your probably thinking "he's an idiot." Which yeah, I am.. And boooooy did I feel like it. But that's beside the point. I missed her cup with aforementioned boiled water, all save a drop.. So yeah, she didn't get her beautiful cup of tea either.. But did get first degree burns all on her dominant hand. 

At least I got my tea..
<bot>: Made tea, got high, poured girlfriend a cup. But the only thing that got high on her was her right hands skin temperature..