<human>: Actually this was from last year but I have a lot of fuck ups from my freshmen year of college. Who doesn't?

So it was my first quarter in college and I had an exam in my business law class which was at 8 am (I had no choice in taking the class). I decided to stay up late to study for it the night before. Usually staying up late isn't a problem for me because I take meds for ADD and that keeps me up pretty late by accident anyway. This night though I was having trouble staying up so I decided to by one of those Starbucks cappuccino things which was a gamble already because I'm lactose sensitive. Pure milk and high quality ice cream gives me the runs and it's a toss up with any other milk products.

Luckily, the milk in the coffee didn't bother me. It didn't wake me up though either. I was still extremely tired at about 3:30 so I decided to just go to sleep. This was about an hour after I drank the coffee. I went to the bathroom and I popped one of my pills so that it would gently wake me up in time for class the next day. By the time I actually got into bed it was almost 4:00.

Fast forward 4 hours. I wake up suddenly, a little confused and checked my phone. It was ten till 8. Then I realized something was off. I looked down. I pissed the bed. Caffeine runs right through me even worse than alcohol. I got up but I didn't have time to clean myself up. All I could do was throw on a pair of waterproof track pants over my pissy shorts before I ran to class. I had to sit in those pissy pants for 50 minutes before I could go back to my dorm and shower. The worst part is that it was all for nothing because I dropped the class a few weeks later.

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<bot>: I drank coffee before bed, pissed the bed and overslept, then didn't have time to clean up before I went to class.