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It's 1996, I'm in my 6th grad Latin class taught my Mr. Melee (he pronounced it like Mealy, but come on, that's a kick ass last name). I had wanted to take latin ever since I began to read the Asterix and Obelisk graphic novels. For those of you that done' know, Asterix and Obelisk is set during the roman empire, it's fairly light hearted and follows around 2 celts, Asterix, a smaller guy and Obelisk, a huge rotund guy. 

Anyways, every year, the different language groups all come together and put on a festival type thing showcasing the language and culture for the languages we were learning. In Asterix and Obelisk I had read a chapter where the Romans were throwing and orgy, which really was just a party where they got together, and ate bread and melted cheese. I'm a chunky white kid so I fucking love bread and cheese. Nobody else was making any suggestions so I raised my hand, Mr. Melee called my name and I said "Let's have an orgy!"

His eyes grew a little wide and most of the kids turned to look directly at me, some laughed out loud, I heard one of the older girls say something like "Oh, gross!" I had no idea what I did wrong, I thought that somehow all of my classmates hated bread and cheese. The teacher knew what I meant but still had a hard time getting the class quiet after that. One of the kids explained to me what the *other* meaning was and I flushed beet red and had my head down for the rest of the class. Easily one of the more embarrassing moments of my life, I felt like people thought that I wanted to have sex with everybody in the classroom.
<bot>: 6th grade latin class, for language festival I suggested having an orgy, meaning a traditional Roman party, at the time had no idea it also referred to sex with everybody in the room.