<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So basically this happened a couple days ago, when i was at training (i'm an elite swimmer). I was expecting a normal cool and easy training, but oh god how was i wrong.
It all started with me laying on lane with some of my good friends, i was starting at the back, heavy arms, and one of my friends where laying just in front of me. We swam a couple of lanes in a steady pace and was breathing pretty hard because of the pace, i actually felt it was going okay, until i suddenly smelled something, and 2 seconds after a burst of very rotten eggs and skunk filled my nose.
I immediately puked in the water, and i wasn't a little, we are talking several buckets worth of puke.
After being done with the puking, i looked at my friend who was right in front of me, and he was laughing his ass off so bad he almost made a shit in the water.
I asked why he was laughing, where he responded that he just made one of the best farts in his life just before i started puking.

So basically i'm now laying in my bed thinking of how i just swallowed a complete fart, i could might as well have sucked it out of his butt-hole.
<bot>: i thought i went to a normal training, ended up swallowing the gas of my mates fart, that made me puke in the water and stopped training.