<human>: I have a fairly common email string [First initial.LastName@major_free_email_provider.com] 

Because of this (and the fact that there apparently a lot of inconsiderate assholes out in the world) I get a lot of newsletters / coupons / web catalogs / bulk email sent to my account because people list my address instead of their own. 

I also get a lot of email from people that have the same initial and first name using my email as a default fake email because it looks legit. 

On occasion though, some total fucktard will actually do something important to them using my email.  This is when I actually get to bring about a tiny amount of internet justice. 

First, since the password reset goes to my email, that's getting changed immediately. 

Book a reservation at a restaurant? Cancelled. You are too stupid to eat out. You must stay home and not bother those nice waiters. 

Wake up call service? Phone number changed. Enjoy oversleeping. You needed more rest anyway. 

I stop at minor inconveniences, never really do anything permanent. I have had the opportunity, though. 

Cell phone accounts - Yep you gave me full access. 

College Class Schedules - I could have dropped everything. 

Pharmacy records for Herpes flare up medication followed shortly thereafter by the same person's e-Harmony & Christian Mingle accounts. That would have been an interesting addition to the profile.

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<bot>: Please, create a miscellaneous email address that you can use for odd accounts that you don't want a lot of contact with. Don't use another person's account. Otherwise, I may inconvenience you like you have inconvenienced me.