<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

So my family is having a big reunion this weekend and my mom wanted a specific kind of mosquito repellent that she could only find on Amazon.  Since I have Amazon Prime, I said I would 2-day ship it to her house so that it could be there in time for the festivities.

Also, last fall, my now ex-girlfriend was moving to a different city for work while I finished up my masters.  In order to make the distances more bearable, we decided to order something to make the experience more enjoyable.  Since the company making this was a startup, they were plagued with manufacturing and logistical delays that many startups are, leading them to continuously push back the expected ship date.  Since I am moving soon and had no idea when they would ship, I changed my address to my parents address to assure that I would be able to still get them, should I have moved before they arrived.

This morning my mom receives a box labeled to me from FedEx and obviously assumes that it was the mosquito repellent that I had shipped to her, so she opens it without a second thought only to find various sex toys for both male and female intended for her (now single) son.
<bot>: Mom was expected package for her, addressed to me -- got a packed addressed to me, opened it - dildos.