<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

So my friend and I really like YouTube Poop videos.

If you don't know what that is, it's a heavily edited clip where the person who made the video creates funny sayings and moments by splicing together seconds from an otherwise normal scene.

A few weeks ago, friend sent me a link on Facebook to this video:

And as we do, every once in a while one of us will text the other a quote from a recent video we've shared.  Laughs are had.  We're a lot of god damned fun.

Yesterday I got a text from a coworker asking if I would like to take his shift today.  I told him today was my first day off in nearly two weeks, and I'm nursing a cold so I'd have to pass.  He said that was fine, and we stopped talking.

So a few hours later I'm lying on my couch rewatching Mad Men for the 10th time.  And partaking in an adult beverage, as I often do while watching Mad Men.

So I think "This would be a hilarious time to text friend a quote from that video!"

So I did.

Except it wasn't him.  

I texted my coworker.

So at 1 in the morning, coworker receives a text from a guy he barely knows that just says "I'm the world's foremost expert in titties.  I hump 'em! :D"

Yeah, smiley face and everything.

I thought it was weird that mantis never texted me back, so when I woke up this morning I checked my phone and realized what I had done.

Luckily after an explanation my coworker seems fine with it.  But I am not looking forward to seeing him at work tomorrow.
<bot>: Told adult male coworker I wanted to hump his titties.  Have already sent most embarrassing text of the year and we're not even two weeks into January.