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Hey, I was recently laid off and thrown back into the job market, and I don't know which way to turn. If anyone here has any advice or a story to cheer me up, I'd appreciate it :).

I have a degree in CS, but it was almost entirely theoretical and I know essentially nothing about actually programming. I can teach myself basics to a language in a few hours, but I can't hold a job in it (I've made it through programming interviews, but they always get pissed by the second week when I can't actually DO anything because no matter how much I google, I just don't know how to do things efficiently and correctly). 

I am, however, fantastic at talking to people - my last (and only real) job realized I couldn't code for shit and switched me to being a technical marketer, sending me to trade shows, which I was great at.

I can't find any jobs as a technical marketer that don't require years of experience (I have <1), and I don't know any programming (web development looks fun, but so difficult with all the different browsers!). I'd love to make educational video games, but I hear game programming is competitive to the point of impossible.
<bot>: Should I apply for jobs as a developer even though I'm awful, or is there anything else I can do??? I don't know any "computery" jobs that involve talking to people.