<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

What should I do? Anything. I'll do it. 23,000 times.

But seriously. I work in a billing department and I don't think people understand me. Not because I have an accent or anything. They just don't understand. I'm not gonna say which company but I will say this: It's a MAJOR one. We only work with one state and it's not a very... educated one. I won't say which because I know not ALL people from this state are like that. But usually the people I deal with don't know what the tits is going on. It could be the products and services we sell just attract that demographic. Anyways, what are some of the telecommunications stories you have? Whether you be the customer or the agent, what happened?
<bot>: I'm a bored billing agent for a major company and I get extremely strange calls. What calls have you received/made that made you say WTF?