<human>: So, mandatory "this didn't happen today". It was about thirteen years ago, I was 9 years old. One day, my dad decided to go and grab some cereal while I was asleep. He *apparently* forgot to turn off his alarm. While he's gone, the alarm wakes me up. Naturally, being 9 years old, I get scared, both from the loud alarm and my dad being gone. I'm trying frantically to figure out where he is. My brain immediately goes to "He must have been kidnapped!" Not having my phone, I run outside. I don't know why, but I must have been scared off by the increasingly loud alarm. I spot an old lady across the street. I run up behind her, and yell "Can I use your phone!" She looks scared, and starts to run. I get confused, and it's only years later that I realized it looked like I was trying to mug her. Thankfully, instead of running after her, I see my dad's truck pulling in. I got in a lot of trouble for being outside when my dad wasn't there. But it wasn't over. About thirty minutes later, the cops show up, her in tow. She threatened to press charges, but we explained and she apologized for the trouble. I also apologized, but you can guess the trouble I was in.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Dad leaves without telling me, I freak out and attempt to steal an old lady's phone. Lady returns with cops. I got in a lot of trouble.