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I was about to leave from our work after holiday party with one of my female co-workers whom had been hanging all over me for the duration of the night when lo and behold a homeless guy decided it would be a good idea to have a seizure in the parking lot. Dropping from his feet to the pavement in a fashion I never knew existed his head bounced off the pavement and immediately split open pouring blood onto the wet pavement. It was about this time that he began seizing and somewhere along the line bit his tongue causing blood to now dribble out of his mouth. 

After emergency services were alerted, it seemed the next logical step for my slightly (understatement) intoxicated co-worker was to touch this blood and dirt covered man lying flat on his back despite my instance to the contrary. 

It was my feeling, that for her safety, there was no reason to involve herself with the situation and could have potentially made it worse for the guy or herself. 

Turns out, that due to her level of intoxication, she was more interested in rubbing this dirty guys forehead or trying to put napkins under his head than risking aids or getting a finger bitten off than leaving the guy alone and letting EMS deal with him when they arrived minutes later.  Not only did my requests to keep her away from the guy go unheeded, but she became vary angry at my insistence to keep her away from him and in the end found another ride home.
<bot>: A homeless guy had a seizure infront of a perspective sleepover guest and I. She got mad at me for not letting me touch him and found another ride home.