<human>: Well, it's Christmas, so I invariably head to Amazon to complete a bulk of my shopping. I had shopped for numerous things for the kids, video games, tech stuff, and some cowboy boots. Last night, I was plying my girlfriend for information about what she got me for Christmas. In joking, I asked her if it was a butt plug (not for me, we were just joking around), or a ball gag. Continuing the joke, I started looking at them and added them to my wishlist on Amazon. 

Fast forward to today (an hour ago), I'm shopping on Amazon at work, and I click on a set of girls cowboy boots, and alt+tab when my boss comes over to ask me a question. Being all keyboard savvy, I attempt to pop over to our inventory system, but land on a partner site, with web-based ads, generated by my shopping on Amazon. What ads are shown floating around a pair of girls cowboy boots? Butt plugs and ball gags. Every ad space available, which was the entire page. We both shared a chuckle, but I could tell his was a nervous one. 

Dafuq, Amazon.

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<bot>: Browsed Amazon for butt plugs and ball gags as a joke, alt+tabbed at work and flashed S&M gear to my boss.