<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

This happened last month but whatever.  

Let me set the mood, I'm a younger utility engineer in a field where everyone is at least 10-30 years older than me.  Well I went on a buisness conference trip with my boss to learn about the "New" technologies in my field. I've been on multiple of these and most of them are full of 40-60 year old socially awkward engineers.

Fast forward to mid week of the week long conference. The organizers of the conference ask everyone to get together that night to socialize,drink,exchange buisness cards etc... The words open bar are said.... Sold. 

The night progressed as expected. I start to get bored of the usual utility talk so I eventually find this 40 year old engineer and he's drinking on a pace I'm used to seeing coming right out of college. Well he's actually really entertaining we start bullshitting for the better part of an hour. Hes showing me hilarious pictures on his phone we're laughing and drinking it's all good. 

Then comes my fuck up, the non wedding ring seemingly bachelor from our prior conversations shows me 3 of the hottest blonde girls wearing daisy dukes and cowboy hats on his phone. I'm thinking damn man good for you and he says " you want to talk about stress man, look at these girls."  To which I reply "Man, that doesn't look like stress adders those look like stress relievers!" (Yes, I know that this is not politically correct, I'm fresh out of college and I was drunk trying to fit in.)

No sooner did it come out of my mouth did I realize what he was going to say next... "Those are my daughters..."

Cue foot in mouth. I'm an idiot.
<bot>: I mistook a cool engineer as a playboy and told him that I thought his daughters would be good stress relievers.