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You're on a chartered cruise ship in the middle of the Guelph of Mexico when the engine blows.  Due to explosive materials nearby, it creates a giant rip in the ship's bottom and it starts to sink.  A necessary fuse box is hit and all power on the ship has given out included the radio transmitter and receiver (they probably run on their own battery just in case, but let's just say for the sake of the story) Everyone is told to abandon ship immediately.  You get the top of the ship immediately and get into a life boat.  You're the first one in when another explosion happens in the center of the ship and causes the two halves to arch toward each other.  Everyone falls into the mess of wood, fire, and metal.  The take your lucky Swiss army knife from your pocket and cut that rope like your life depends on it.  You drop into the ocean.

Your pockets contain a cell phone (from Canada), a swiss army knife, and a wallet with 200$ Amercian, driver's license, and credit card.
<bot>: You are alone, in the middle of the Guelph of Mexico, on an inflatable life boat.  How do you get home.  (Assume home is anywhere in Canada)