<human>: TIFU big time. 

We'll start with last night. I've had a really long week of very little sleep because of exams/homework/work and yesterday after my 8am exam I CRASHED. Like crashed as in slept from 9am-6pm. It. Was. Amazing. I woke up starving so I got food with a friend and came back home. I was still really tired so I jumped into bed. I started to notice I was feeling really nauseous and started getting chills and eventually a fever. I have no idea where this came from. Probably my body shutting down from stress, idk. So I was up basically all night puking my guts out. 

When I woke up this morning I decided to go to Target to pick up some essentials like saltine crackers and electrolytes, cause ain't nobody got time to be sick. I was pretty light headed because I hadn't really eaten in the past day and whatever I did eat I threw up. First FU: I was trying to turn left onto a street where cars are parked on both sides of the street, so the view is really blocked. Long story short I almost got t-boned but luckily my car only scraped a little of her car and she was cool about it.

So when I got to Target I was kind of zombie-ing through the aisles-- puke in my hair and all. I don't even care. People were probably afraid of me. I got to the drink aisle and realized I forgot a cart so I was like ok I'll just pick up 2 6-packs of Vitamin water. Walked very slowly toward the registers when I began to feel queasy. Turns out that walking/lifting 10 pounds of something was too strenuous for my body to handle and I dropped the cases and projectile vomited not INTO, but ONTO a trash can and the ground. I was like shit, that's embarrassing. But it's not over. I then hit my damn head on the trash can and fell into my own vomit. It was mostly water so, ya know, at least it wasnt chunky. Sorry for the visual. The employees were pissed probably because they thought I was just hungover. :/

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<bot>: Decided to go to Target after a night of puking, almost got t-boned driving there, got there and projectile vomited onto a trash can.