<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

This happened a few days ago.

My girlfriend and I are regulars at this restaurant by where we both live. Super cheap, super good, win win. We're in here so often that the owner(who is always there) not only knows us by name but even invited us to the restaurant holiday party. We've earned our keep.
The FU happens when just the other day, we decide to hit the place up again. We're eating as always, made small talk with the waitress and the owner like we usually do. Blah blah. Now my ladyfriend is a pretty loud eater, something her family and I tease her about all the time. She's good humored and likes to laugh as much as I do so as she takes a drink of water I made an exaggerated slurping sound which got the surprised laugh that I expected. I could see her trying not to spit her water out, I laugh, she laughs again and dribbles what little water she had on the table. Unbeknownst to me, she had inhaled a bit of the water and the next thing I see is her throw up on the floor/table. I sat there in shock throwing her napkins and rubbing her back in horror while my poor girlfriend suffers the result of gagging on a drink of water because of my stupid ass. As if that isn't bad enough, this whole scene played itself out at the exact moment that the waitress was bringing back the bill. Plus side, we had already finished eating and only had to stay long enough to leave a HUGE tip, clean up the scene and bail. My good-humored girlfriend laughed the incident off immediately, luckily for me, and I think it's safe to say that's the last time I try for a laugh while she's drinking something.
<bot>: Made my girlfriend laugh while she was taking a drink at a restaurant and made her throw up.  Re-thinking my comedic genius.