<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Stop trying to get me to babysit your pets "just for a day".  
It's not because I don't like animals. I LOVE pets. But I recognize that I can not have one right now. I'm too tied up in school and work. I would not be able to give them the attention they need. And I don;t want to make a pet suffer days of neglect just so I can play with them for an hour on the weekend.

YOU, however, can't seem to wrap your head around the fact that pets need attention. Your schedule is just as packed as mine, but you have 6 dogs and a few cats running around your yard. A Tiny yard for that matter. At least you didn't put a fucking chain on them.  

You know they need better treatment and you know I know what to do with them. So you keep trying to get me to come over and babysit them or to take them to my place "just for a day".  
Last time that happened it took almost a month and a LOT of nagging for you to pick them up. It's not happening again.  

Remember the time you were going on a road trip and tried to drop them off at the last second without telling me? Remember how I refused and didn't care if I delayed your "carefully planned" trip? That wasn't a one time feeling.

I know in the grand scheme of things this is a small thing to get angry over, but god damn it! You are a shitty pet owner, are bordering animal cruelty/neglect, and I hope you are sterile because heaven help you if you ever have kids.
<bot>: I'm busier than you. Why the hell would I be able to take care of your zoo if you don't have the time?