<human>: I went to a local gym to redeem a 23 day trial membership coupon I had. I handed it in, filled out paperwork, went on the tour, appeased them by listening to their sales pitch, talked pricing, and as soon as I made it apparent that I wasn't going to sign into a membership that day, they brought in a manager.
This guy, Josh, walks over and says, "What up bro? How's it hangin' today?" (Not exactly his words but the bro-ness remains intact) He says, "Hey this is what I got for you!" Slaps down a 5-day pass. I say that I don't want it, I want my 23 day pass. He responds, well it's expired, and after I ask he points to the fine print that it can expire without notice. Well my gf had activated her 23 day pass just the day before, I tell him this and he ignores it, and points to the contract and asks what is keeping me from signing it. I tell him I'm price shopping and the fact that they took away 23 days instantly is going against them. He suggests that I go to another gym then.
Fast forward, my gf goes in later that day, he asks her if her bf (me) had stopped in earlier. He tells her, in front of staff and customers that I was really rude, and "shouldn't treat people like that if he is trying to get stuff from them." She gets pissed, leaves, now neither of us have a pass to that gym.

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<bot>: trial membership = wasted time, douchebag Josh, and the revelation that I am very rude when things are taken away from me. Fuck you, Josh.