<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

So there we were, standardly watching netflix, all of a sudden things started getting tense, the usual. We made out for a while and undressed eachother. I had no condoms so I bent her over, applied some lube and I slid my dick into her butt. She was obviously shocked but didn't stop me. So there I was, standing behind her fucking her from behind.

After a couple of minutes of this I realised I was gonna come. With no condom I realised the slim possibility of pregnancy, so no way I was coming inside of her, in an effort to get up and get in a position in which I could safely come up her back and on her I slipped. My balls slammed hard off of her ass and I hit the ground. I'm now in hospital after suffering a testicular torsion...
<bot>: had anal sex, in an effort to pull out I slipped and ended up with a testicular torsion.