<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

My roommate isn't computer literate in the slight. Usually ANYTHING computer related goes over her head (Including such things like "reboot your computer and it'll work again").

She had a router that's about six years old that has been failing for the last six months, but I've been nursing it along until I could get a new (better) one.

Well. last week it finally died. the memory that stores most of the router software got corrupted and ceased working. I purchased a new router that I've been looking at for a while now. It's not very expensive, but the number of features it has is insane (it's a MikroTik RouterBoard if you really want to know). I pay the internet bill here, and make sure everything tech related works.

I get the router setup, however it's on top of my desktop which eats up an ungodly amount of space on my desk. I tell her that I'm taking the internet down so I can move everything (including my desktops) under my desk now that I don't need to fiddle with them as much anymore.

The internet was down a grand total of seven minutes. And she endlessly bitched while I was re-arranging everything. She does nothing on the internet except watch Youtube and some free movie site that constantly infects her with malware; even after I've constantly told her to stop using after I've removed the garbage 3 or 4 times now. (any other website she uses her phone for. (I have no idea why, and all attempts to teach her how to use the magical thing that is Google goes in one ear and out the other)

So. With this awesome new router I had the perfect revenge ready.

This router has every option under the sun. Including adjusting the speed of specific things (different Ethernet ports or wifi)... When I got it back online, I set her internet to speed 56K. Enjoy dial-up bitch. Just for good measure I also changed her login sound to the old dial-up tones just to add insult to injury.
<bot>: my roommate bitched that internet was down for less than 10 minutes while I re-arranged stuff. Suffers the torture that is dial-up.