<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

I know I'm young, yes, but that is aside from the point. Talk to me as if I were a normal adult. I've never had a good or open relationship with anyone (yes, I mean that in the most literal sense). I have never been close to any of my family, friends, co-workers, or anyone. I want to stress that this is NOT a pity party post. I'm being serious, I've just never been close with anyone. 

My wife is about as close as a best friend as I've ever had, but I still can't be open with her about everything (like emotions and financial stuff). She thinks that I NEED to form a good relationship with her dad, since I've never had a father figure in my life. She wants me to feel like they are my parents. She says that this could "make or break" our relationship if I don't form a good bond with her parents.

I really don't want this at all. I don't feel like I really want a relationship with her parents when I don't even really have a relationship with my own. I am honestly comfortable just being friends with my wife and our children. I am very much an introvert, and video games are my way of having fun. 

She also wants me to try and find a friend. I have tried and I absolutely hate it. We hung out a few times, and he was annoying as shit. He still texts me all the damn time. 

In fact, this is going to sound a little weird, but the person I felt closest with was Tech N9ne (the independent rapper). I got a VIP pass to go meet him backstage for a few hours, and I felt pretty comfortable with him. I didn't feel like I had to suppress any feelings or emotions. I liked that.
<bot>: My wife says I need to form a relationship with her parents, but I don't want to. I'm happy being alone.