<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

So, I recently quit smoking because it's an expensive habit. I started vaping, and after realizing that it is nearly as expensive as smoking, I decided I'd start making my own e fluid. First batch I made was fucking terrible. It was supposed to be root beer flavored, but it was more like....root beer mixed with acetone and water flavored. Seriously. Epic fail. It tasted like shit.

So, I found an awesome youtube video explaining how to make my E-fluid properly. After watching the video, I broke out my Vegetable Glycerine, my nicotine, and my flavoring: Vanilla, Carolina Tobacco, and Subtle cinnamon, and I got to mixin'! 
 Everything was going well!!! It smelled WONDERFUL!!!!! I was so psyched!!! UNTIL I realized I had forgotten to write down the steps I had taken up to this point. No big deal! I'll just turn and grab my laptop and save it in Excell! 

However, I had not yet removed the syringe from the bottle....as I turned, syringe still in hand, I spilled 50ml of VERY potent flavoring/vegetable glycerin/liquid nicotine ALL OVER MY FUCKING CARPET. FUCK! So, I grab a washcloth from the linen closet, dash to the bathroom, soak it in scalding hot water, dash back to my bedroom, and get to scrubbing the carpet like my life fucking depends on it......to no avail. The damage was done. And now my bedroom smells like a tobacco field/bakery from the tobacco, vanilla, and cinnamon flavoring. That's all.
<bot>: Tried to play chemist, ended up making my bedroom smell like Dunkin fucking Donuts opened a franchise in the middle of a fucking Kentucky tobacco field.