<human>: I got myself into a bit of a predicament. I work in management at a high-end restaurant and a lot of the cocktail servers and hostesses quit recently because of a new policy (that they need to wear heels 100% of the time, not my decision). The owner specifically asked for me to hire young, sexy, outgoing women and asked me to do the hiring because he knows I have hot friends. I mentioned to one of my friends who fits that bill and was looking for a job that we had a bunch of positions to fill and she should apply. She did (and got the job) as well as two of my other friends. No one else expressed interest so I posted it online but the owner only wants to hire people with connections or if they worked in a similar restaurant. 

Since then two of my other friends have come to me asking for jobs and neither of them are hireable for those positions. One of them is currently an escort, and since the restaurant is frequented by politicians/celebrities/athletes it would be a very bad idea to hire her, and if the boss ever found out he would kill me. The other would actually make a great hostess but she doesn't fit the "sexy" requirement and since the owner makes the final decisions regarding new hires, he wouldn't allow it, even if I strongly recommended her. Thing is, both of these girls know we're hiring and will know that our search is still underway because of their other friends that got hired. 

How do I get out of this mess without telling them the truth? My escort friend might be a bit easier to deal with because at least I won't need to say "sorry you're not hot enough." Am I just fucked?

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<bot>: was asked to hire hot friends for job, did so and there's still positions open and one chubby friend and one escort friend applied.