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I don't really post on Reddit a lot, but I have been reading this sub for the last 6 months and decided it was time to contribute my own FU. I'm also kind of bad at writing, so this might be a bit long winded.

This happened an hour ago when I got home from class. I usually work out at my university on Tuesdays and Thursdays after class so I can come home and shower. Also probably important to note, I am allergic to almost everything you can think of. As a result I usually have to clean my nose 8-1000 times a day when I'm not taking medicine. 

On to the story. My nose was pretty stuffed today and I got into a hot shower to make it easier to clear my nose. As I was washing my hair, my nose started running freer than the entire Free Willy franchise. I snorted back to keep from dripping on myself at the exact moment a stream of shampoo was running down my face.

That was the fuck up. I snorted in a whole stream of foamy ass shampoo right into the back of my throat which caused a gag reflex and I ended up throwing up all over myself. Between a bunch of chunky puke and a burning nose in the shower, I panicked and opened my eyes. Fuck up number 2. Shampoo all in my eyes, can't see (tired of this country ass town).
<bot>: Snorted in a lot of shampoo, threw up all over myself, shampoo in my eyes, brb living in a freezer