<human>: So just as everybody else, we pregame before going to the bar at midnight. We only had a couple beers each, just a bit tipsy (pussy, i know) My friends girlfriend dropped us off and we kicked it off hard. Friends kept buying me shots and personal pitchers. Some randoms also bought me some shots. That night I drank a couple Jager bombs, Jameson, peach vodka and there might be another couple kinds... but i was fucked up. We went to the next bar down the street before heading home.(this is where things got shitty) After deciding to go home, we thought why not walk home... We live about 5 miles away and the only way is to walk on the side of a busy narrow road. So start our trek and my buddy is falling every 10 feet. We're all stumbling  a lot, but he is just all over the place. Tripping over everything. We get about.... 500-1000 feet from the bar and me and the tripper start puking. We found a field to lay in and yak. I'm getting the rewind visual effect where your eyes keep going up and resetting back down and up again. (bad analogy) but anyways, we end up falling asleep on the side of the road. Our other friend that wasn't very drunk decided to call the  girl that dropped us off and she came to pick us up. Woke up on my 21'st birthday with a giant hangover and wearing all of my clothes except for my pants. Odd..

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<bot>: Got smashed on 21'st birthday and tried to walk 5 miles home from bar. fell asleep in field puking. friends GF picked us up. woke up with no pants.