<human>: I have a tendency to lack a filter between my brain and my mouth, and honestly, even with the best intentions and *thinking* I'm using a filter, I always fuck it up.

This happened about a month ago and I'd been at my new job for about 2 months? 11am I made some comment that I'd been overtaken on the way to work with some guy doing three times the speed limit at least. I said, "man, and the bastard was ginger too, always the angriest" (completely in jest, by the way, I can't entirely remember how this topic came up) - then next to my boss is a family portrait... everyone in his family, including his wife, is ginger. Brilliant.

Then at 3pm, we were chatting whilst working and I said how my girlfriend had come across some spiders the other day and about her huge phobia etc, just shooting the shit and hoping to get to know him better and hopefully fix the stupid comment I'd made earlier. BUT, of course, I mess up. The filter forgets to come into play. My boss is bald. I say "man, it's makes your skin crawl even when you're not there, doesn't it? It's like when someone you know says they think they have head lice, and it makes your... head... *very quietly now* itch".

I need a new filter.

Worst part is the job is awesome and my boss is a total champ, I just say stupid stuff a lot. Yay.

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<bot>: Despite my best efforts I, in the space of a day, inadvertedly insulted my new boss' family for their hair color and then my boss' lack of hair. Brilliant.