<human>: This just happened as I sat infront of the computer browsing reddit with my mouth full of cereal, I had this window open behind me and I took off my headphones and rushed to it. I knew I wouldnt make it there so I just  tried to hold it down, I had been holding it down for a while so I knew it wouldnt happen. I closed my eyes and leaned my head back like you do when you are about to sneeze, and I felt it coming, but I managed to keep my mouth closed and it just went straight down my throat.

I couldnt belive it, did I really avoid sneezing? When I opened my eyes again I couldnt belive what had just happend. 
 It was amazing, the cereal in my mouth remained unharmed and I could proceed eating my breakfast.  

I survived.

I considered posting this in /r/atheism since I kinda thanked god even though I am an atheist but I would rather love to hear similar stories from reddit

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: I managed to swallow a sneeze, got so amazed I got misty eyes and I am now wondering if reddit have any similar stories