<human>: My view of Reddit is that of four sharply-dressed gentlemen smoking pipes and wearing completely ridiculous silly hats in front of a fireplace discussing limitless topics. And at times, a toddler that only knows curse words and euphemisms for penises rides in on a small pony and 90% of the time giggles wildly while the pony takes a huge crap on the walrus-skin rug.

That aside, when a thought like the question above strikes me, there is no better place I can think to bring it than to my fellow dapper philosophers here at Reddit.

I've often thought that God was created one day when someone realized that their life was a simple insignificant speck in the grander scheme of things. Perhaps when mankind had the first thought of independent realization, recognizing his own existence and comparing it to the entire world, he realized how small he truly was. (Or "she", blahblahfeminismperiodsblah)

So Man creates a being of unfathomable power. The most important being in the entire universe. In all of creation. Something so incredibly huge and overwhelming that nothing in all that is and ever was could possibly compare. And this omnipotent presence cares about Man. Really stands up and pays attention. Gives Man the ability to realize that the being exists and done so with a real purpose in mind. No more scary thoughts of meaningless life. No more thinking, damn, 10 minutes at the checkout line is long, but from Big Bang to who knows, I may blow a brain gasket. Man gave itself the gift of absolute narcissism to prevent the pain of a completely lucky and coincidental existence. 

So, atheists of Reddit, think about this before tearing some bible pusher a new Leviticus. We can actually appreciate the scientific uniqueness of our existence. That due to massive, ridiculous and frankly embarrassing screwups in evolution, we **are**. Most people, and I shudder at the accuracy of that, believe in that being, and to a good majority, it's all they've got in the world.

Thoughts?

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Reddit is fancy port-drinking gentlemen. Also, I pretend to be a mini-Nietzsche, asking if Man created God cuz the Universe is big and scary.