<human>: If you're browsing Reddit, you probably have a computer or smartphone or something and seeing there's a lot of creative people here, I was wondering what you've named your device(s) and what inspired the names.

My laptop (17" MacBook Pro) is called Alphonse, inspired by [Fullmetal Alchemist] cos he's big, made outta metal and tough (dropped him a coupla times and he took it like a boss).
This [pic] is how I imagine his face, if he had one, ready to help me kick ass at work in the morning.

My iPhone's called iPh, mostly cos I'm lazy. My old one was iPher Gett, cos, well, I do and I like a good pun every now and then, so when I got a new one I didn't want to call it the same, but also couldn't think of anything better, so just deleted a few letters from the default name.

So what're yours called and why?

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: 17" MacBook Pro - Alphonse, cos of FMA; iPhone - iPh, cos I'm lazy, what're yours?