<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

So there I was, standing in the city streets with my family. We just finished dinner at a local BBQ place, when suddenly I had the urge to let a small toot out. But it wasn't a toot. I stood there and felt the warm type seven stool trickle down my thighs. I told my family I had to use the bathroom. When I got to the stall I checked my boxers and they were partially drenched in my shit. I threw them in the trash can that was in the stall, cleaned my ass and legs up and now im taking another shit as I type this on my phone.
<bot>: Diarrhead my bum hole in front of family and threw my shit covered boxers in the trash of a local restaurant.