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I wish I could make this story up.

Last night I stayed pretty late at work. Not wanting to walk the few blocks to the subway late at night, I decided to get an Uber. I waited in the office till the Uber was a minute away and I walked out of the building. As I was waiting by the curb, a car pulled up and as I was about to get in the back, the driver rolled down the window and told me I could sit up front. Pretty odd, but whatever. I got in the front seat. As soon as I sat down, he told me he wasn't from around Chicago - from Brazil, in fact - and he needed directions to get back to where I needed to go. This should've been a red flag because Uber drivers typically don't need directions, but I told him how to get back to my place. And then he says, 'By the way, tonight's ride is free'. So I'm like, great! Free ride! This should've been another red flag, but I didn't question it - it was 2am and I just wanted to get home. Then he says, 'You also get a prize at the end of the ride'. It wasn't until I asked what the 'prize' was that I realized I got in the car with a gay male hooker who just happened to pull up to me as I was waiting outside. I politely, yet quickly, exited the vehicle.

My real Uber was waiting about a half a block away.
<bot>: Called for an Uber, got into vehicle when it arrived, was offered oral sex by driver, realized it wasn't my Uber.