<human>: So, last night I was in a party with a group of friends, everybody was pretty drunk, and I ended saying/doing some stupid things.

Not everything I did makes me worried, but 2 cases are making me lose my mind:

1)The classic drunk talk: I said to one of my gay friends (I'm male and heterosexual, if that matters) that I liked him even though at the beginning I was a little intimidated by the fact that he is openly gay and then proceeded to talk about how much I like some of his classmates (We go to the same college, but for different courses).

2)Now the worst, at the end of the night I made a bet with a friend about who could get more girls before going home, the problem is drunk me decided to announce the bet to the whole world, including one of my friends from college (Not the same from the first topic). 

My biggest problem here is that my relationship with my college friend is rather toxic, they mock everything the others do and are really loud about it, telling to everyone else even if they don't know you. Also they don't forget, so any reason you give then to get on your foot, will last at least a couple of months.

I know that if just one of then hears about it, it's going to be hell, and since I'm the shy, quiet, kind of antisocial and never drunk guy of the group, I know they are going to be especially annoying about it.

So anyone has advice on how I can prepare myself to deal with it? And how to teach my drunk self to be less stupid? Right now I'm thinking of just acting like I forgot everything about the night.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: Was drunk, did stupid drunk things, am worried about the hellish mocking treatment my friends are going to give me if they discover it.