<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

So this was just a month or 2 ago. I was just pulling up to work, I worked 2nd shift for a while so it was around 4 in the afternoon. So as I said I was just pulling up to work and decided to sit in my car for a few minutes and smoke a cigarette. So I smoked and listened to music when all of a sudden there's this guy standing right next to my car, he looked like the basic surfer stoner from the 70s so I thought this was kind of funny and I thought it was cool we had a new stoner to work with! But that's when it happened... he started talking! I had to sit there and listen to this guy talk with this massive woman that everyone thought was a man standing almost on top of him. I was confused since he was skinny and she was huge.. but shit happens... anyways, we were sitting there talking and it was regular questions for someone starting a new job. But then later on lunch he was talking to me again. I didn't get a single word in, but I didn't want to talk to this guy anymore after he had told me he can sleep underwater and "become one with the water" and continue to breathe while taking an hour and a half long nap...  he then gets side tracked and goes onto a new topic. He's talking about werewolves now. I wasn't caught off guard by it after what he had already told me. But this guy thinks he's a werewolf too!! How crazy can you be! And that's when I realized. I had really fucked up. I had engaged in a conversation with a psychopath and he was obsessed with me and thought we were best friends. After a single week, everyone wanted him to get fired because he thought he could do all this crazy shit, but there is no way people can do the crazy shit he thought he could do.. after about 2 months he got arrested.. good for everyone! Especially californeee way!
<bot>: I met a psychopath at work he told me crazy stories and scared people at work, everyone wanted him fired, he was then arrested :)