<human>: This happened this morning. So I get really really annoyed when people park stupidly, over the white lines or diagonally - that sort of shit. So today when I arrived at work I went to take my usual space only to see a large black X5 in "my" space parked rather askew and on the white line on the side soon to be where I was about to park. 

Typically I only get frustrated by shit parking and don't do anything about it. But this was MY space, its the end of the line space and (even though it probably doesn't) I feel like it has an extra foot or so on the other spaces. Anyway I thought of a really cunning plan that I would park reaaaallly close to the X5 as it was on my side on the white line anyway, I left a wing mirrors width between my car and the X5 roughly (6-8") from their car door to mine. So the driver wouldn't get back in, and as the space is end of the lot there is a 3-4ft high wall on the other side. Essentially rendering it impossible for the driver to get it. Thought i'd be THAT guy today.

Fast fowrard an hour or so and an email circulates - from the MD of the company I work for asking for the car with the plate ****** to move as he can't get in his car. My stomach turned. Of alll the goddamn people in this godforsaken place I just so happen to block the one person I don't want to piss off in a space where he can't actually get in his car in any way shape or form. 

I went outside and saw him stood by his car and I approached, he gave me the whole "why did you do that, how do you expect me to get in?" spiel. 

Just sort of nodded and apologised and got in the car, had to park so far to the opposite side that I basically couldn't comfortably get out of my car. Fast foward to now. He has returned from wherever he wanted to go and is literally staring at me across the office. I can't so much as look at my phone or leave my desk for fear he will shit on me from a great height for no reason.

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<bot>: MD of the company I work for took my parking space and parked like a bellend. I counter-bellended him without knowing and now fear for my life.