<human>: So my Dad told me this story about this one time he was on a business trip.  He was sleeping in this hotel, and had to get up really early (around 5:00) to get to an important meeting the next day.  Of course, the two guys next door had had one (or ten) too many, and were being incredibly loud and obnoxious.  My Dad called the front desk to call them to get them to shut up.  No luck.
At this point, my Dad was fed up and takes matters into his own hands.  When he gets up at 5:00 in the morning, he takes his alarm clock, turns up the volume, and sets it for 6:00.  He then moves it as close as he can to the wall by their room.  Now these guys had been drinking hard and certainly weren't likely to be up by then.  And the alarm would definitely wake them up.  And when it did, all they could do would be able to do was call down to the front desk and have someone enter the room to turn it off.  By that point, my Dad would be long gone.
My Dad, of course, wanted to give them just one more fuck you, so before he left, he called their room.
"Hello, this is your 5:00 wake up call."
"What the hell, man?  We never asked for a wake up call!"
"Neither did I, asshole!"

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Drunk assholes in hotel room next door keep my Dad up late while he's traveling for business.  He makes sure their sleep is just as shitty.