<human>: I am 27 year old man and this story begins at the end of an involving work day. It's about 9:00pm and you're a friend of mine. You receive two group chat messages. 

Sent 9:03pm:
There is a woman doing her make up in the bathroom at the mall and I don't know which one of us fucked up.

Sent 9:04pm:
Omg it was me. I just took a shit in the women's washroom.

We did not interact, I instantly hid when I noticed her until I heard her leave and because the mall had just closed, there were no other people in the washroom. I walked out laughing to myself like a madman feeling the favour of the gods.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Don't text and walk - you could wander into the wrong public washroom, defecate, and not get lucky like I did.