<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

So a little bit of backstory:
I'm 16 by the way.

   I am a gamer so naturally I have some servers running in my office. I'm only at this house every other month so I need to be able to monitor some servers that I have in the office. I'm also a cheap person so my only way to monitor said servers is to use a old android phone I had laying around and use that as an IP Camera. I forgot about this and as it turns out, this phone has been on since June of 2012. 

   This phone sat in a little office organizer and just stayed plugged in, always watching. Earlier this year I had to move the servers to a different building so that my sister can stay here when she got back from college. I bet you see whats gonna happen. The servers got moved out but I forgot about the camera and stopped logging in to check it because I really didn't need to now that the servers were in my room.

   My sister came home for the holidays and the office became her room. No big deal. Today I was sitting in my room and guess what! My mom started yelling at me from down stairs. Oh shit..... I go down and there they are at the kitchen table. They just lost it. My mom is pretty god damn religious and so is my sister. Apparently when my sister got home she saw the phone, on a camera app, and absolutely flipped her shit. I think my mom disowned me during the yell fest. I tried to explain that it was for servers but because the room got rearranged, it was pointed right to the center of the room and apparently she has changed in there many times. They automatically assumed I was spying on her because I'm a horny teenager.

   So now I'm in my room, my dads on the way from work and I have to figure out a way to explain that I'm not a peeper. My mom is downstairs crying to my relatives for some reason and my sister is probably telling all her friends about what a little perv I am. Not looking forward to the next few hours.
<bot>: I had a phone as an IP camera in my office. Sister stayed in office. Now I'm a disowned peter piper peeper.