<human>: I've been traveling for some time now, very rarely staying in one place too long. However, it seems I've been forced into a more sedentary lifestyle. This drastic change has left me a bit... frazzled and I seem to now realize how little understanding of average humans get along in the universe.

A primary concern is my lack of shelter. I find myself currently with friends and former companions, allowing me to lodge with them. As my sedentary state seems to be becoming a more permeant I wish not to impose upon them. Finding my own way is a must.

I am employed, but I only began to be recently, and I understand that this may be an issue. Currently pulling down 2k$ a month. what should my budget be?

What should I know about the process? How much should I expect to pay for certain square footage? I'm currently in a suburban American area not very close to any major cities. 

I'm currently with a companion, how should we split the rent? Both names on the lease? 6 month, or one year lease? Any questions I missed?

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: Leslie, get up from your computer, and head for your car. Get in, and lock the doors. And whatever you do, don't blink. Good luck.