<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

This isn't my story, but a friends.

Now a little backstory,

Our school is big, therefore needs a lot of ventilation, so the air vents are massive. The reason why? I don't know. But anyway, onto the present day.

We have a teacher who, for the sake of privacy, we will call Mrs. Jerk. Mrs. Jerk is an attention hog, and a really big one, in fact she once tried to take the attention off her student helper who was allowed to bring in her 2 children. She actually tried to steal a pair of 6 year old twins' thunder. So, near the end of the year, my friend (Who we will call John) hadn't missed a day of school, so he was gonna get a perfect attendance award. He was the talk of the school, as not one other person got perfect attendance. So Mrs. Jerk overhears and decides to stop that. On the last day of school John was running late but could still get on time. So Mrs. Jerk locks the door on him, with five minutes to school starts, and ignores him knocking. So he runs up to the second floor, opens up the door to the ventilation and runs through, causing a commotion. The class is wondering what's happening and right as his name is called, he opens up the vent in the ceiling and drops down onto her table, barely uttering "Here" in time. Meanwhile Mrs. Jerk has the most surprised look on her face, and John just says "What's wrong Mrs. Jerk?" he then sits down and continues with his day, until the awards ceremony, where he got to say a word. Here's how it went.

Principal: Would you like to thank anyone, John?

John: Yes, I would like to thank my homeroom teacher, Mrs. Jerk, for being so helpful to my cause.

And then the entire school applauded her as she was shooed onto the stage, where she had to thank John and congratulate him.
<bot>: Attention hog teacher tries to stop friend from getting an award, gets it anyway and gets her to thank him and congratulate him.