<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

So I was in the shower, just showering normally, lathering and whatnot. When a surge of cold water hit me straight on my back and down my arse. I tilted the shower head away from me and soaped up the rest of my body with a loofah for a final rinse, when it came to my hindquarters I wondered if there was a proper way to wash my butt...

You see, I've always just used a well soaped or gelled loofah to clean myself thoroughly with, and sometimes I've had to just go in with a soapy hand. It's not the best feeling in the world (...) but it does get the job done and leaves my rump smelling clean (not that I smell it or anything, but I can imply).

I looked around the internet (google) and did a search limited to /r/AskReddit to see if someone had already posted something similar. After a few searches (aprox. 6) I found nothing, but on the internet I found that other people do the same as me, while others do something else or don't clean their butts at all. I even found a nice comical guide to keeping your butt clean on [Craigslist](

Upon further readings I found the word [bidet] (bid-ay) in an anal cleansing thread on a hygiene forum. A bidet is used to cleanse your arse and genitals. It can be used by both men and women. It is a separate toilet like thing that just sprays water all up in your stuff (I imagined the feel). It can also come as a device that simply requires hooking it up to the toilet.

After these readings I kind of answered my question (some of it anyways, since none of my resources pertain to properly cleaning your hiney in the shower), but I thought that you should know my fellow redditors, and as a pass to post in this subreddit I had to come up with something to ask obviously.

So I come to you, asking: Reddit, how do you go about washing your hindquarters in the shower? And is there a proper butt-washing technique?
<bot>: Was taking shower, upon soaping up, wondered how to properly wash butt... How do *you* wash  *your* butt?