<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

So I was working today and went to go get me and my manager coffees at a Starbuck's within a Stop and Shop. Go to the Starbuck's, all is good, get my managers coffee, a small hot black, and mine, small iced, then go around the corner of the Starbucks kiosk to put cream and sugar in my coffee. Now mind you, the two people staffed at the little Starbucks shop cannot clearly see me now that I have moved to cream and sugar my coffee. So I go to put cream in my coffee, all is well. I snap the lid back on and realize I forgot the sugar. No problem. I snap the lid back off and put sugar in my coffee. Now here is how the devil lid fucks everything up. I try to snap the plastic lid back onto my coffee and struggle. Then as I push down trying to get it on, the lid goes one way and the coffee the other. Almost my entire iced coffee goes spilling all over the little table with cream, sugars, and stirrers and all over the nearby trash can. I get about 10 napkins and try to mop up all the coffee but it's too much, fuck.

I realize now I should tell the employees. But then it dawns on me there are no other customers, and the employees cannot see me. So I decide to just make my escape and quickly walk off leaving the sugar and cream table covered in my iced coffee. Yes I realize I am an asshole but it was out of pure awkwardness and panic. I get out into the parking lot and drive off, with only one coffee in hand. So yeah, next time I go for coffee break, I don't think I will choose that place because they will have realized what I did and probably think I'm the world's biggest ass hole.
<bot>: Spilt iced coffee all over Starbucks kiosk in Stop and Shop, escaped, and now I am the coffee asshole.