<human>: Not much of a storyteller but here's how it went down. On Wednesday I was passing out resumes looking for a job. One of these places was a fast food place at the mall food court.

Me: "Hi, I'd like to drop off a resume."

Cashier/Manager: "Okay, would you like to have an interview Thursday?"

Me: "Okay sounds good, see you then!"

I made the dumbass mistake of assuming that she meant NEXT Thursday, because if she'd meant the coming Thursday, she would have said tomorrow, right?

No, you moron, no!

So I show up one week later, next Thursday:

Me: "Hi I'm here for a job interview?"

Same lady: "Okay, you know you were supposed to be here last week, right?"

Me: "Ohhh, I'm so sorry... I thought you meant NEXT Thursday."

Her: "That's okay, that's okay, but I'll let you know I waited around for a bit. I'll be right out, if you'll just have a seat." *gestures toward the food court area*

So I grab a seat and in a matter of minutes, she's out. She tries to be courteous and polite the whole time, but I can tell she's a bit pissed off at me.

Her: "Do you have a resume with you, because in all honesty I threw yours out."

Me: *being as polite and nice as possible, with a big-ass dumb grin on my face* "Yes I do" and I hand a copy to her.

She looks it over, and says she wasn't really prepared for this. I apologize 5-6 more times during the awkward interview. When it's all over, she says, "Okay, that's all I need to know, we'll be in touch" the usual crap, you know, and we shook hands, and I left in shame.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Passed in resume to fast food place, showed up to interview a week late, manager was pissed and unprepared but polite, I was embarrassed, I left in shame.