<human>: My best mate and I went out and bought a whole bunch of liquor for my 21st. Woop. Like a lot of different awesome things. He was also staying with me for these two weeks. Fun times. We have a good weekend and I now need to go to work. I asked him on Sunday night not to touch any of the hard stuff because it's mine and it's expensive. There was a lot of beer so I told him he could have as much beer as he likes.

I go to work and return that afternoon. As I walk in and sit down at the computer, I smell Amarula (it's like Kahlua, distinctive smell whatever) in the glass in front of me.

"Dude, is this Amarula?" (It's not cheap btw)
"Yeah, sorry"

Fine, whatever moment of weakness blah blah blah. Okay, I make some supper and a little while later, I go out for a smoke. As I finish and I'm coming in to sit down and reddit for a bit, I see him returning the Jagermeister to the fridge after topping up his mug with it. So I said, "Dude, what the fuck? I asked you twice not to fucking drink the hard stuff." He mumbles something and some stupid apology. Now I'm getting a bit pissed at that blatant not-give-a-fuck to my requests.

I wake up this morning early to go for a run and get to work. So I check the fridge. The Johnny Walker Red Label that I had gotten for my birthday was slightly less than last night (I had checked all the levels). I fucking lost it.

Cleared out all the beers and all the hard stuff into a bag (with ice of course). Shoved it into the trunk of his car. Locked it and took the key. I just sent him a message telling him where everything is. We shall see how it goes (rubs hands in glee).

Morale of the story: Don't fuck with the alcohol I bought with my money. Especially after I asked you nicely to fucking go drink beer or something else. (You'd think he'd be happy I gave him free reign with the beer?)

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<bot>: Best mate steals alcohol after repeated requests to leave it alone. So I lock it in the boot of his car and take the key with me to work.