<human>: I work at a strip club in the bible belt. For the last several nights, these homely, large women have been coming in with baked goods and hand-written condescending place cards advertising the name of their ministry and offering a "way out". I asked my friend and now boss M-- what this was all about. She explained that the owner of this club (and nearly 20 others throughout the city) allowed it because, and I quote, "Strawberry was struck by lightening three times and is now part of their ministry". I'll go ahead and make the logical leap that Strawberry was one of his main girls. I guffawed when M-- told me this, as she too has no interest in these women and their rather invasive approach.

To the problem: While I was getting ready for the night, one of the bible thumpers approached me.  I managed to shew her off, but her partner, a dull-eyed Peggy Hillesque dimwit, came over and barraged me with inane questions such as "What's your name?",  "Do you have an education?", "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior?"  None of which I answered. I eventually said, "your friend's ham-handed attempts at proselytism have already failed."  At which point her jaw went slack and she confessed that she didn't know that word..but she knew the word prostitute.

To be honest, this response set me into a rage which I had to take, stifled to the dance floor. +1 for the Xtians. I know I'll be seeing them again, soon. Reddit, please arm me, as I'm so angry I cannot see straight.

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<bot>: What clever/scathing/nonsensical thing can I say to these evangelicals that have found their way into the dressing room of the strip club where I work?