<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

I have two roommates. One is an easy going guy that I get along great with. The other is a complete douche bag(I'll call him db for short) who has no sense of hygiene or respect for others. He doesn't shower before going to his day job where he meets hundreds of people, and plays loud music late at night while others are trying to sleep.  This is a story about my douche bag of a roommate. 

I came home from class the other afternoon to go and enjoy a nice relaxing time on the john.  I walk into the bathroom to find the entire toilet seat down, cover and all. This is surprising since he never puts the toilet cover down. Ever.  I lift it up, and low and behold there is a nice clog of shit and paper with the water slowly rising from just being used.  I go to find db, since i know it was him (we share the bathroom), to clean it up. He coincidentally just left for a friends house.  So I leave it and text him explaining how he is going to clean that up because there is no way I'm touching that shit, literally. I'll just use the second bathroom.  Well, he threw a fit about it since he can never man up to his mistakes and can't take any criticism thrown at him.  

So as revenge I used the last role of toilet paper under the sink so there is none in our bathroom.  Have fun walking 40 feet to the apartment closet to grab a role in agonizing turd-clinging pain.
<bot>: Roommate clogged the toilet and left the apartment. I make sure he has to walk to get his next role.