<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

Today, I was sitting in my english class, first period. Too early for me. Normally, I always check my phone to make sure all sounds are off, and nothing is going to surprise me. Well, today I forgot to. And lo and behold, my alarm went off. This wouldnt have been so bad if it werent for the song that my ringtone plays. 
So, there I was, dutifully scribbling notes, when all of a sudden...

"MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THA WAY, GET OUT THA WAY, BITCH, GET OUT THA WAY!" 

As soon as it begun I knew it was over, but that didn't stop me from letting out a horrifying shriek of "Noooooooo!" 

Of course, my entire class erupted in laughter and there I sat, cascaded in embarrassment, while all of my peers sat and murmered about it. 

It all turned out okay; I didnt get in any trouble, thank whatever celestial being was looking out for me..
<bot>: Forgot to turn off my alarm. Went to school. Ludacris serenaded my entire English class, and I was made a laughing stock.