<human>: I normally wouldn't ask this, but I'm not sure where to turn to. I'm a "starving" college student. I just got a job (huzzah!), I have a car (sort of), I'm doing a tad below par in school, but I'm dragging my grades up so I can transfer out of community college. Meanwhile, I'm living with my dad. This is where the shit begins.

In addition to other things, I am supposed to have 20,000 dollars (yay!) allotted from [my dad? mom? parents?] for "college/education-related spending. Cool. At the moment, my mother is overseeing this sum (I believe said sum is in stocks, which my cousin has been investing).

This is my 3rd semester at community college. My parents are divorced and hate each other, and up until recently, I've been living with my mother. My father has been paying her alimony, plus child support for (no longer for me; it ended when I turned 19) my younger sibling. The payments for college (tuition, textbooks, etc) and living expenses (food, drink, etc) have been coming out of my mother's pocket (she's been laid off, but has money from the sale of the house in which we used to live).

Now, my parents are professionals at making the other parent look like a greedy, controlling, hateful and spiteful ex. Fine, whatever. I'd like to leave. My long term goals are to save up enough money so that (along with the mystical 20k) I can find an apartment to live in until I transfer. I know I've probably left out some crucial detail, but my question is this; What can I do to resolve these outstanding issues between my parents (or at least alleviate them enough to get them talking peacefully) and what can I do to get this money and get the hell out of here?

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: Mom hates Dad, Dad hates Mom, I hate life and need access to the money that both parents agree is MINE so that I can get away from everything for a while.