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So I'm stuck in a very small place in Australia visiting my grandma. I love my grandma but it's incredibly boring here and there isn't much to do. I have a shitty caravan park internet that ranges from 0kbps - 60kbps. Really I'm here to ask you, can you guys think of ways to entertain me? The internet is very spotty but I can play stuff like Cookie Clicker (I have a very bad and old laptop) and other small html like games. I know you guys are going to say spend the whole time with my grandmother or get out, the thing is I see my grandma for an hour or two in the morning go to the caravan park and rest then see her again in the afternoon. Outsides wise, there are no kids my age around (15) and I really don't want to be bothered making friends I won't see for a year. I have my 3DS with Soul Silver (halfish complete), Pokemon White (complete), Fire Emblem (working on it) and Ocarina (played through on a N64 emulator). Though these are great games, I can't really spend more than three hours without my battery running dry.  I can juggle, so that's out of the question. That's my situation guys, so if you can think of anything fun or time consuming that'd be great. Also reading, just read 'Looking for Alaska', absolutely loved it, great read for teenagers like me, and I also read 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower', another great book from my dad, told them it was great, now they want to see the movie with me and my younger brother which I really don't want to do because it has a lot to do with teenagers and drugs/sex/drinking so not ideal.
<bot>: Shitty internet, no kids my age (15), nothing to do, no girls to flirt with, friends are for squares, what server is outside, please help me find something entertaining.