<human>: TIFU by doing as it says in the title... Well my father isn't gay or anything, he just like to embarrass me, my brothers, our girlfriends/fiancee's, even his own damn mother. Well, I took her out on a date... Sadly I didn't have my license, so I had my dad as a chaperon. It all started off nice, dinner, the movie wasn't for another half hour so we went to Pebbles... I went with my Fiancee to look at clothing for her, well my father went the other way around to the woman's clothing... he found the lingerie section and proceeded to scream across the store in a VERY HEAVY feminine voice, screaming for us to come look at the lingerie he found.. we just left the store and walked to the movies across the parking lot, for my father to follow and just ended up getting looks from everyone while we walked out...

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Don't take ANYONE who is willing to embarrass you so bad that they will do anything to the store with you.