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After a beautiful trip to a state park up north, we came back to the car and she hands me a bag. It contained a necklace: the necklace had on one dogtag a latin expression (I am studying latin) meaning roughly "with my love".

The other dogtag featured a crucifix with uniquely feminine little sparklies dotting each corner. The dogtags are small and sort of feminine. Like... *really* sort of feminine.

I tried to play it off, but she could sense my disappointment, and when I asked in a restaurant for her to "tell me more about this necklace!" (Hoping to glean some insight into why on earth she picked this; I'm quite the romantic and really any not-made-for-a-14yr-old-girl necklace would have excessively sufficed.) She exploded in self-pity for her giftgiving skills; I feel like the worst boyfriend ever. I'm am awful liar, but I shouldve tried harder, eh? She physically stole the gift back and is holding it ransom, hinting that she'll try again. Feels bad man.

Friends, how do I turn this murky awkward sadness around?
<bot>: gf got me an ill-fitting gift (nonironically) and realized that and has become morose. Help??