<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Obligatory not actually today. 

Backstory: This was in high school. My dad arranged it so his friend would drive me home after school since he had a daughter that he was picking up too. I would stand on a corner about a block away from school for him to pick me up.

Anyway cut to this day and I had to go #2 REALLY bad. No one was around so I let one rip. This was by far the most rancid fart I've ever had in my life. I'm talking rotten eggs tossed in a spoiled milk carton next to a dumpster full of big foot excrement. Literally 3 seconds go by before his car magically pulls up next to me out of no where. I have to get in. The fart decides to hop in the car too. We drive about 2 blocks and the smell is so putrid, so vomit inducing, that his daughter started coughing and they actually had to roll the windows down.

Happy ending was that when I got home, that was the best #2 of my life, but I had to get picked up by them for the next 3 years pretending this never happened.
<bot>: farted when I thought I was alone. Smelled terrible. Had to get in a car with people. Had to get in the same car with the same people for the next 3 years.