<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

I live in New York City (albeit Staten Island, but regardless). I've never been to Central Park, been on the Brooklyn Bridge, been to the Statue of Liberty, ridden public transportation anywhere in the city (though I have in London and DC), been to the Empire State Building, been to pretty much any of the museums there. I live in Staten Island and I've never been on the Staten Island Ferry. I've never, as far as I know, been to Coney Island. I went to the Bronx Zoo once when I was much younger, but since I have no recollection of that time I've for all intents and purposes never been there. 

I'm 16, but I'll be heading off to college in about a year and two months. The reason I've not seen much of this city is part overprotective parent and part I really dislike what I've seen of New York, especially Manhattan (for various reasons I don't feel like elaborating on). 

My concern though, is this: I'll go off to college in Boston or DC or Philly and as I make friends at whatever school I go to, they'll ask where I'm from. I'll tell them New York, and they'll ask me what it's like, what these NY landmarks are like, and I'll have no damn idea and end up looking like a fool. 

Are my concerns here reasonable? If you met someone from whatever city, and they didn't know the slightest thing about it, would you be a little thrown off? What can I do to not look like a fool if that sort of conversation comes up?
<bot>: I live in a major city (NYC) I know close to nothing about. I'm going to college next year. What do I do if people ask me about it?