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Well this just happened like 5 minutes ago, and honestly I feel like dying. Let me preface this by saying that I am currently a senior in high school. I have my license and I always drive to school. Today was really snowy and cold, so after I parked, my girlfriend and I ran into the school so that we wouldn't freeze. That is where this fuck-up begins. See I have my keys on a lanyard, and usually slip them into my pants pocket so that they won't slip out. Today however I put them into my coat pocket. 
I continued going on this my day, and it wasn't until the start of lunch that something was missing. There wasn't that usual bulge in my pocket (this isn't an innuendo I promise) that my keys would create. The panic begins to set in as I realize that my keys are not on my body. I tore apart my backpack and nothing. I retraced my steps and went to office to see if there was anybody who turned them in. Nothing.
I'm screwed at this point. My keys aren't turning up, my parents don't know, and I have no idea how I'm going to get home. I'm pretty sure there is a spare key somewhere in my house, but it will take me a while to figure out where it is hidden. I can't let my parents know or they are going to kill me because they just bought it for me a few months ago. Luckily there is no key fob to unlock the door automatically. Excuse me as I sit in study hall and try not to cry.
<bot>: Drove myself to school, put my keys int my coat pocket without noticing, and lost my keys somewhere in school. Now I'm skipping classes to search for my keys