<human>: I am a 22 year old male living with my folks at home.  Pretty average upbringing from both of them, but even though beer is constantly (but always responsibly) been a part of our house since I've been born, hard liquor and cocktails and such usually aren't approached, they arent taboo or anything, but almost nervously avoided.

My dad has a stash that we all know of but he grew up being a bartender in New Orleans in the 70s so "the good times" are practically embedded in his DNA, on the other hand my mother was raised in the woods and down home parts of Kingsport Tennessee, around Bible Belt ethics, and Moonshine.  Likewise she knows it's bound to be part of life, but I don't think she likes it.

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: If I bring up the fact that I have a stash under my bed, what kind of effect will that have on my family?