<human>: The TIFU moment occurred this morning, but was being built upon by a series of events starting from four days ago.

On Monday, I got ready for work and didn't have much time for breakfast. When I skip breakfast, my mom secretly puts a small snack in my bag, even when I tell her it's fine (I get a Dunks sandwich on the way usually). Well, she put a banana in my backpack. I noticed it, but really wanted that sausage, egg, and cheese on a croissant. Fast forward to today.

I haven't even thought about the banana that sat in my bag under my lunch box. Well, today I missed breakfast again. Even after I told her I'll be fine, she decides to throw in food anyway. Well, she lifted my lunchbox and noticed the banana. It was slightly brown and partially squished. She says it smelled disgusting (it didn't). I went to grab my coat and came back. She says she sprayed a little perfume in my bag to make the smell bearable. I thought "...okay, got to go bye"

Well, I hop in my car, drive to Dunks, get my sandwich, go to the train, and hop on. Now, I usually have a large set of headphones with me to cancel out the other noise while I listen to music for an hour. I was the last person to hop on the train and luckily found an empty seat when this train is full. I sit down, throw my backpack down and unzip it to get the headphones. This...perfume bomb exploded out of the bag. I mean, this was the Hiroshima of perfume. I started crying over how much perfume flowed out. The whole train car started sneezing and people's eyes were now watering so much, it looked as if we were all teenage girls watching the Notebook. Many people left that car to go to the next one. The conductor told me to throw my bag away or I'll get kicked off the train. I zipped up my bag, threw it in the bathroom that no one uses, closed the door, and never looked back.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: didn't eat a banana left in my backpack, mom sprayed perfume in it to make it smell better, made it a perfume bomb, it went off on train, then gg everyone in my train car got wreked