<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

I'll never forget this moment...happened about 10 years ago during my freshman year of college. Reflecting back, it really unfolded like the stereotypical way to mess up with a girl. I had *zero* experience with girls at this point in my life, and had no idea how to tell if a girl was into me, let alone what the hell to do about it if she did.

Started, I met her the first week she lived on the floor below me. A tall redhead, big perky ones with an ass to die for. In the back of my mind I felt comfortable around her because I thought I never would have a chance with a woman like her(especially with an endless supply of dicks around her). We hit it off right away and naturally just hung out. Within the first week we were around each other a lot. Several nights of drinking and just hanging out with no sexual/relationship stuff. 

But then one night, I was in a drunken stupor with her alone in my dorm. She literally just pounced on my ass. I was aroused, excited, confused, and shitface drunk. No exactly a great combination. We started making out immediately and oddly enough it felt entirely natural. She stripped down and I began to cluelessly fumble about her body. I began the finger dance on her downstairs and could feel the tension rising...my mind was yelling...*this is IT! This is the moment I've envisioned for years, it's finally here*. 

 I felt her moan and twist, the power was in my hands. I finished her, and she straddled me. *oh lord yes*. She pulled out a condom and began to unwrap it. Throughout all of this, I barely spoke a word aside from a few guttural noises and moans. But for some reason, the combination of my emotions, inexperience, and shock produced the worst possible words to come out, "I love you".

She got up, put her clothes on, didn't say a thing and walked out leaving me on my couch with a boner. The best moment of my life had just turned into my worst. Shortly after my drunk roommates stumbled in and I had to report of my failures. My only consolation was the smell on my hands.
<bot>: I desperately wanted to lose my virginity. The opportunity was handed to me on a silver platter the first week of college. I blew it by blurting out "I love you".