<human>: Rewind to freshman year of high school, where your first impression really counts. As a freshman I was stocky, but I wasn't fat. I just looked "muscley". But what people didn't know, is when it came to gym class, my "crack" sweat like a waterfall. My solution? Butt tampons. No I didn't actually stick a tampon up my ass (though that would of saved me in my case). What I did was before gym, I would wad up some toilet paper, and stick it between my "cheeks".

One month goes by and this butt tampon is a success, until we started  the the hockey unit. I don't know why, but for some reason while running with the puck with this hot sophomore girl right behind me, my buttpon fell out. At first I thought, shit, maybe no one will notice. Until she stepped on it. At that point, all hell broke loose. Sweat squished out of it onto the gym floor and she SCREAMED, alerting everyone what just happened. To this day (though much more in-shape, and no butt sweat problem), I'm known as the kid who used buttpons in highschool.

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<bot>: butt sweat in gym, used a buttpon (toilet paper in crack), fell out, girl stepped on it, ass sweat squished out, was laughing stock for long time.