<human>: I'm probably just begging to be fed to the wolves of Reddit here, but I thought I'd share my miniscule First World problem and see if Reddit can work any of its Reddit magic.

I'm a normal, attractive, single, 33 year-old guy who lives (and works from home) in a smallish town called New Milford, Connecticut, where the dating pool is virtually nonexistent.  I've been doing the Match.com thing off and on for a while in an attempt to supplement the meager local dating scene.  My profile is witty and I occasionally (rarely) connect with women for drinks or dinner.  Despite that and anything else I've tried, I still haven't found what I'm looking for.  I'll probably keep an active profile on Match.com because.. why not?  But I've come to the conclusion that something else must be done.

I'm not shy or challenged when it comes to dating or approaching women.  My problem seems to be the lack of daily interaction with the opposite sex, hence lack of dating opportunity.  I go out and do all of the normal things like hanging out with friends and going to the gym, etc. but that's not doing the trick.  Since I've been Redditing (not even for that long, relatively speaking), I've read so many amazing stories of coincidence and Reddit camaraderie.  I ask you, Reddit: Can you use your lenses and powers to focus the gaze of a terrific woman in my general direction?

I hesitate to divulge this info but this is, after all, about exposure: I'm "tommyboy7heads" on match.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: I'm a guy who's trying to summon the powers of Reddit to help find a great girl because Match.com is failing miserably.  It's a long-shot.