<human>: So i want to start of by saying, typically when i sleep, i lay on my stomach, when i sleep like this,my dog sleeps between my legs. He usually puts his head just above my knee on my leg. He loves this spot as it is directly in front of my window ac, and being a husky he loves it.

So today i had some homemade extra spicy tacos. They kind of gave me some sever gas. So i have been farting all night. When i went to lay down he came in like normal, and laid down between my legs. After about 5-10 minutes he was sleeping, when i felt it coming. I tried to hold it in, and let is disperse on its own but it wasn't going to go that way. As i shifted my leg, i let one rip, it was loud. It scared my dog, as he was jumping up and freaking out, his paws stomped my bag, at which point i rolled around. As i rolled around from the pain in my balls, i knocked my dog off the bed with my leg.

Sorry for grammar and spelling will fix as i notice

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<bot>: Dog sleeps between my legs, taco farts startled dog, as he is freaking, accidentally bags me, i rolled over, my leg knocks dog of the bed.