<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

TIFU by going to read a comic book. For those of you who don't know, its a freaking beautiful day here in Philadelphia. 80s (feels like 70s in the shade) and no humidity. So after work I fix the empty pipe at my place, load a couple beers, my hammock, and a snazzy alan moore comic book I rented from the awesome philly free library into my bag, and head over to a local park. Hammock, boom! Beers, boom! Alan Moores Swamp Thing (very old, but new to me) bo.. what?  This comic ran for four years? Then how did they get it all into this one... o. Book two? Frekitallmuthfukshizerballs! !  Ooo toddler soccer instructions are taking place behind my hammock? Never mind my gibberswearing.
<bot>: I rented a comic book collection without reading that it was book two, it really killed my buzz and now im griping about on reddit