<human>: I have two.

1.) In a sociology class we were discussing socially unacceptable things, and it turned into people basically just telling stories of bad things they had done.  Eventually it got to cheating in school, and I raised my hand and told the entire class and professor that I had made up every single source I've ever credited in a paper.  At the end of the year we had to write a research paper, and sure enough I made up my sources and turned it in.  She never said a word.

2.) A friend of mine was taking a gender studies night class, that consisted of 90% women may of which were older, and him.  We'll call him, Todd.  One night they were discussing socially acceptable circumstances for traditionally negative things, and the last one discussed was 'rape'.  The professor asked if anyone knew of when rape was okay.  No one raised their hand.  Todd, who was working on homework for a Mechanical Engineering class mumbled under his breathe, "well, I mean if she's your property..."  Apparently he said it too loud, and the entire class heard him.  All of a sudden he hears a few chairs slide back, and women standing up looking like they were getting ready to fight him.  All the while he's laughing.  The professor chimed in and said, "actually yes, Todd, you're right.  In some places in the world, women are considered property, and this would be socially acceptable."  He said for the rest of the year that everyone in the class was extremely rude to him, and gave him dirty looks every time he made eye contact.

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<bot>: Told a professor I've made up every source for research papers I'd ever done.  A friend told a gender studies course that rape was okay as long as she was your property.