<human>: So here I am riding home from work. (1hr ride) Close to home, I take a turn early to hit up a nearby, 24hour grocery store. Along the way I come by a cat, sitting down on a side street, in front of a black parked car. Sooooo the logical thing to do is ride over and pet it? (Of course it is)

So I ride over and I pet it. The cat walks away a little so I have to follow it; hunched my bike, petting the cat and watching not to touch the bicycle wheel to the car. Cat stops and turns back around and I back up and pat it accordingly.

Probably said my hellos long enough. Maybe a scratch or two more then I'll say peace and ride to the grocery store and then home. But when the cat stops walking, I sit up. 

And while the cat is just sittin' there looking at me, seeing some friendly dude on a bike, I am looking down at cat sitting in front a black car with tinted windows and two people inside having sex.

**!** 

I think I managed to quickly cycle away before they saw me. And if they had seen me initially, they probably thought *'shit... well, he'll go away soon enough. Fuck it'*. **So awkward**, but I was dying with laughter as I rode up the street.

Had to share! XD thanks for reading

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Riding home. See cat beside car. Ride over and begin talking to cat. Follow around car. petpettalktalk SEE PEOPLE FUCKING IN CAR ride away as quickly and quietly as possible while laughing.