<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

This happened last night. My Friend, and I had just got home from an awfully cold walk. We decide that we should end our day with a relaxing smoke session in the shed. (Smoke outside so it doesn't bother my family) After about 15 minutes in the shed we decide to head up to our local store to buy lighters since I was running low. Instead of going up red-eyed I decide it's probably best that I go inside and use my eye-drops. As I get to the door, I fumble to get out my key since the chain it's on is wrapped around my phone and whatever else took residence in my pocket. Instead of fully pulling the chain out I leaned in close to the lock and half-ass pulled it out about 2 inches and tried as best I could to unlock the door.

Let the fuck up begin.

As I awkwardly push the key into the lock, my brother opens the door and I fall forward onto my knees. As my phone and key go flying to the ground my brother laughs and says "The door was unlocked genius". I muster up the quickest comeback I could think of and say "Damn, I knew that". Unfortunately making myself look even more stupid. I quickly walk to my room and hear my brother follow me and continue to tell my family of my fuck up. 
My father, brother, and room-mate all had a good laugh, and I stayed in my room most the night.
<bot>: Tried to unlock a unlocked door while high, brother opened door and I face-palmed myself using the door mat.