<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

Okay so this is the first time I've asked Reddit for help like this, but I recently got broken up with in the rudest manner and I think think this could work. I want to go on a date with Miley Cyrus. I want you to help me! .How do could you help? Well I made that easy!

The other day I got extremely drunk, made a cover of "Wreckin Ball" and posted it to youtube.  

Here is the link 

It would be really cool if you guys could help me get her attention. 

My twitter is @petes_tweets_5  .. i started using the hastag #MileyLovesPete .. so maybe that will help?

Any suggestions are welcome .

If this works I will be one happy man
<bot>: I got broken up with. Got day drunk by myself and made a wrecking ball video. I want you to help me take miley on a date. Spam her twitter, instagram, facebook what ever ideas you have!!!