<human>: So the other night while delivering, I pull up to a customer's house with their food. As I'm walking up to the door, I notice the car in the driveway has its interior lights on.  
  
I knock on the door and wait. I wait for like 3 minutes (which is much longer than you think it is to be standing in front of somebody's house). Did I mention it was about 15 degrees Fahrenheit that night, and the house was by the water, so it was windy as fuck?  
  
She finally comes to the door, I say "Hi, how's it going?" and tell her the total is $39.56, and she basically throws her money at me without returning my pleasantries.   
  
I pull out my wallet to put the money away and start to tell her about her car, "Oh, just so you know -" I pause for a second as I notice she only gave me two twenties. That's only a 44 cent tip!   
  
"What?" she snaps at me, so I finish my sentence with "We just set up online ordering, so you can place your order from our website next time!"   
  
I hope your fucking battery is dead when you try to leave for work in the morning. The revenge might even be two-fold, because our online ordering system only works for pickups!

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<bot>: Lady gives me a shitty tip, so I neglect to tell her that she left the interior lights of her car on.