<human>: Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?

I deserved it. 

I'm leaving my job. It's a shitty situation, and I came home this weekend to relax. Mom and dad are going on vacation, so I had to drop them off, using their car, at the airport at around 4 A.M. for their flight at 7. Combine that with a relatively late night, and I had no sleep. Dropping them off went fine, but I was doing 140km/h (87mph) on the way back, dreaming of my bed. Until I saw the flashers.

I'm not sure what possessed them, but my parents have chosen not to keep the vehicle license and registration in the actual vehicle itself, so the officer, who is pulling me over at 4 in the morning, now has to deal with a possible stolen car doing an extremely high rate of speed. In Ontario, the speed I was going would have resulted in at least a $250 fine, and several demerit points to add to my license. Had he tailed me any earlier, I might have inadvertently been going 50km/h over the limit, which is grounds for instant suspension of license and repossession of the vehicle.

In short, by any measure of the law, I was going to be solidly fucked. 

I know enough about the law to say only what's necessary and never admit to my rate of travel, but I've been raised that if I've done wrong I own up to it. This officer, who pointed out that he'd been at the scene of a number of highway crashes, and that I had only a license, no registration or insurance, was as nice as he could legally be to me. Due to only having one ticket in three years, this offense is recorded as being ten over the limit (A $40 fine with no demerits), and though I've gotten two tickets for failing to produce insurance and registration, merely going to court with the pertinent documents will have those tickets removed. 

I am way luckier than I have any right to be. So wherever you are, officer, thank you.
<bot>: What could've ended with me in jail, a $2000 fine, impounding of the car and suspension of my license turned into a fine, and no demerits. Thanks, officer. I promise to drive more responsibly.