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Happened like an hour ago.. I need new tires so I shopped around and made some calls.  The dealership where I normally get my car serviced had the best deal after talking to them on the phone. It was about $100 cheaper than anywhere else so I went there right away.

I called ahead and the guy that gave me the tire quote told me to ask for him.  When I got here no one could find him so this other guy did my order under Fabian's name... After an hour and no tire bill yet I asked about it and they still couldn't find him.  So they started really looking for him. 

Fabian was found in their loaner across the street at McDonald's with some mad dog 20/20 drinking in the car
<bot>: I asked for Fabian at the dealership and they found him with mad dog 20/20 across the street in the dealer's loaner