<human>: Yesterday there was a topic regarding pizza delivery places having to ban delivery to certain homes, and this topic was of fascination to me on account of I have been on the other side...being one who was banned from having pizza delivered to me. 

This happened because I developed an obsession with acting as a "Pizza Bird" when the delivery arrived. Originally I only did it once, but I loved it so much I felt an actual compulsion to do it every time. 

I wore a bird suit...a suit of feathers, feathers as black and beautiful  as an eternal everlasting void.  My beak mask was green.  

The first time I did this I answered the door in the costume and squawked. The delivery man was baffled. 

The second time, I taped an envelope with money on the door along with a note to leave the pizza on the stoop.  I hid in the bushes across the lawn.  When the delivery man put the pizza down, I screeched as loud as I could and ran across the lawn flapping my arms.  The delivery man cursed in astonishment and leaped backwards. As I ran towards him, arms flapping and head bobbing, I squawked loudly and shrieked "Squuuuuuuuuuuak I'm a Pizza Bird! Pizza Bird! Squaaaaaaaaaaak!!!!" When I got to the pizza I would peck the box and squawk until the delivery person left. 

I did this about 40 times in 2 months. 3 places banned me from delivery officially, but 4 others expressed annoyance and reservation about delivering to my home. 

I forced myself to stop when I accidentally made a new delivery woman cry from terror when I jumped out of a tree performing my Pizza Bird routine. I felt great guilt. 

I still feel an intense longing and desire to become the Pizza Bird again. But I am afraid. I know that if I do it again, I will never stop. I will always from then on be Pizza Bird.

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<bot>: Dressed like a bird and pretended to be a Pizza Bird, got banned from pizza delivery 3 times, mistakenly terrorized a lady.