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This is a throw away btw. Heres mine: Back in 1999 I was a horny 19 year old guy lookin to get laid. Back then I had AOL and would do a member profile search and randomly chat to chicks. I started to chat with this 41 year old women that lived in my city not that far from me. She said she loved younger men. We decided to meet up for some fun. I didn't have her pic, so I don't know what I was going to get. Luckily when I met her, she was not bad, I would say 4 out of 10. She had big boobs, so it was all good. After it was all said and done, I didn't talk to her after that. 

Fast forward to 2008. I was at a bar right by my college I graduated from and met this really hot young freshmen who I started to chat while I was hanging out at the bar with my buddies. After we drank about 4 drinks she asked me to go back to her apartment. She said she loved old guys. She was about 8 out of 10. Small boobs, but she had nice legs. After it was all said and done, I didn't talk to her after that. I did get her number but never texted or called her. 

Present day, April 2011. I don't use Facebook much, but I was just browsing on friends profiles to look for hot chicks. I saw this chicks pic come up on my friends page that looked really familiar. So I clicked on it and instantly recognized it was the young 18 year old freshmen I had banged back in 2008. She was looking very good and I read on her profile she graduated and now working some hospital the next state over. But then... in the corner of one of her pictures is her mom. I also instantly recognized her mom... it was the older 41 year old women I had banged back in 1999! I confirmed it by her tattoo on her wrist and she lived in the same location where I met her.
<bot>: I had sex with an older women in 1999. And then also had sex with her daughter (unknowingly) in 2008.