<human>: I have a friend called T [F] who has the uncanny ability to attract weirdos like a specially built weirdo magnet. Whenever my SO [F] and I [M] are out with T strange things happen.

One night we're going out to dinner and we were planning for some Korean BBQ. The restaurant we selected happened to be right next door to an adult shop.

As we're approaching the restaurant out strolls a squat, drunk woman, with a cup full of Sake that she's splashing everywhere. She stops us while we're in front of the adult shop and the following speech ensues.

Sake Lady:
"Well look of this group of sexy young people, I bet all your sex lives are really quite dull. I can help you all spice it up if you want, you know teach you how to be intimate.

I work for Channel 7 and I'm trying to get them to run a news story on how to spice up peoples sex lives. Why don't us three lovely ladies go try on some of the sexy lingerie in there while you (Me) film us [I'm guessing on my own or sake ladies phone?]. I bet you (Me) deep down are into all that kinky BDSM and would like to see us try on that latex right there in the window.

What do you think ladies (SO and T)? I bet you can't wait to..."

All of all of sudden she stops mid-sentence takes a big swig of her Sake and strolls back into the in to the restaurant.

We take a couple of steps back, walk through the arcade and go get Japanese instead.

Condense the text into a few key points
<bot>: Approached by weird, drunk woman who proposes that my SO and friend try on Latex lingerie while I film them for a 7 News segment about rekindling peoples sex lives.