<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

So after nearly 10 years of smoking(typically social) I decided that it was time to purchase an ecig. I got a fairly nice set up for just about $100. It's my first day with my vape and I'm pretty excited. I literally was using it all day long and couldn't have enjoyed it anymore. Skip till about 45 minutes ago. So I had the best enchiladas from my local taco shop, which although delicious they sometimes lead to dragon butt. Worth it imho. Anyways, I get that feeling that I sometimes get after scarfing down something south of the border. I feel a major dump coming. Call me gross, but I decide to take my vape with me. Here it comes, the most thunderous of dumps and after I'm feeling so relieved. Now, I have a habit I'm sure like most to check and see the destruction I've caused. Yup, I had a monumental gigantic mountain of chocolate soft served yogurt in my toilet. Now here comes my clumsiness. As I'm reaching to put my vape on the counter I fumble it and it falls crashing into my giant Chocolate iceberg. I felt like the worse possible thing has happened and I'm absolutely disgusted. I look all over my place for gloves and of course there's none. So I dive in. It literally felt like I was searching through a lake full of moss with a stench of sewage. It made me so grossed out that I started to dry heave and gag like I had a tooth brush stuck in my throat. I get the sucker out and it's covered in man made butt mud. Now my vape doesn't work at all, I'm out a $100, and I'm getting a pack of cigs tomorrow.
<bot>: I quit smoking, bought a vape. Took a huge dump, dropped vape in huge shit and lost $100.