<human>: - Minorities, there are so few of them, they must be the problem.
- Gays, their love for each other makes loving your wife feel icky. 
- Obama, somehow he controls every aspect of government, the economy, and our personal lives. 
- The "Liberal Media", because reporting facts on global warming and birth control means you hate America. 
- Women, apparently every fat ignorant asshole deserves a beautiful loving wife that never complains, doesnt want equal rights/pay, and only lives to service men. 

People you should NEVER blame:

- Rich White Men, they have almost all the wealth and power in this country, how could a crumbling economy and insurmountable national debt ever be their fault? 
- Yourself, because taking accountability for your actions and responsibility for your own damn life choices sounds way too much like work.

Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell
<bot>: I forgot my headphones, so Ive been stuck listening to my pos coworkers go on and on all effing day.