<human>: My wife and I rounded up all the clothes for laundry and had quite a huge basket of dirty clothes.  We're lazy as fuck so we tossed everything in the washer, as it is one of the newer model washers that can handle a load like a street corner hooker. 

She pushes the start button and we here a bit of clunking around - but we look at each other and say "eh, fuck it. it's a lot of clothes" and carry on with our business.

An hour later, I go back in the wash room to put the clothes in the dryer.  Holy fucking shit. There's white fuzz everywhere. Every piece of clothing is covered in white shredded pulverized...paper.  The fuck? *We washed a god damn BOOK!*  Well when my shit-for-brains wife was rounding up clothes in the bathroom, she put our poop reading book (a big fucking book) in the damn laundry basket. Who fucking does that?

"It'll all come out in the dryer", we think.  How much more stupid can we get? seriously...this happened.

We throw all those clothes in the dryer and push start on a 20 minute cycle.  After 20 minutes, I go back in and open the dryer and son of a bitch the lint trap is full of pulverized wads of paper.  I pulled the lint trap out to clean it and it's so full that MOST of it falls down into where the trap was and I say fuck it, I'm gonna start this bitch up without the lint trap to clear it out of there. I'm that damn stupid.

I go out side to where the dryer air exits the house and there's fucking "snow". everywhere. I'm beyond irritated so I walk back inside to turn the dryer off and I open it up and I smell smoke. Fuck. My. Life.  The dryer won't run any more when I start it.  I'm pretty sure it's clogged up, even after we've vacuumed a lot of it out.

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<bot>: Wife and I did laundry. Washed a book. Pulverized paper clogged and likely killed our dryer.