<human>: So, I spent the entire day trying to think of what I could submit for my CakeDay and the only thing I can think of is how much of a shitty situation I'm in. 

*  Relationship of 6 years ends with her leaving me for her med school "buddy."

*  I fractured my spine and herniated a disc which has temporarily (last 4-5 weeks) immobilized me.

*  I lost my job(s) because of the injury.

*  I can't work out which was helping me get over this relationship.

Now all I do is try to find good netflix w.i. movies to make me feel better...and scroll the never ending pages of Reddit -via RES

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<bot>: ?*  Please, give me some creative/fun/nonworkout things to do while I'm stuck in my bed/room that can cheer me up and help me be positive about my life. PLEASE