<human>: I am 24 y/o, we have to rewind to 1997 for this one. I was in the 2nd grade and had my first crush. After crushing on her for the first half of the school year I decided to ask her to be my gf. Note that we werent even friends as boys hung out with boys and girls with girls at the time. My plan was just out of the blue go and tell her be my gf, no hanging out, playing, sharing anything, nothing, straight up ask her out on our first convo ever lol. 

I was determined and at the time I used to watch Johnny Bravo cartoons and saw how sometimes he was successful and very confident, he would spray those mouth freshners in his mouth before talking to girls remember? I was gonna act the same way, very confident and spray what I thought was COLOGNE in my mouth before talking to her. 

I stole one of my dad's colognes before going to school on the day of. It was recess and this was the perfect time. I was a little nervous so I had my little lunch that my mom had made for me that day. I still remember mortadela, cheese, and tomato sandwhich, my favorite. After my meal I walked up to her and before speaking sprayed 2 huge amounts of cologne in my mouth and turned to her. My face immediatly changed as I got teary eyed and proceeded to puke my sandwhich all over the ground and getting some on her shoes due to the bitter flavor of the cologne.

I felt so embarrased I cried, she cried and hated me because all the other kids saw everything and bursted out in a massive laughter that I can still hear to this day. 

Needless to say I didnt speak to her after that incident or the year after. Time passed and we all still remember that day. She is a good friend of mine nowadays and still remembers that day haha

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<bot>: As a kid I used cologne in my mouth thinking it was mint and threw up all over the girl I had my very first crush on.