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Hate to say it but sadly it wasn't me, but there isn't a subreddit called todaymyfriendfuckedup so here you go.  I go to a brazilian, english speaking highschool. We were reenacting a scene from A Midsummer Night's dream. This play has a love triangle and the teacher and a student were pretending to be Demetrius and Helena (Helena loves Demetrius, but Demetrius loves another woman.) The student was Demetrius and the teacher was Helena. The teacher was begging him to love her and that he would be happier with her instead of the other woman while the student was like pushing her away. (All acting).  Then the teacher was on her knees infront of the kid and said, "Oh, I have an idea, push my head back."  The student is Brazilian though and in Portuguese push sounds a lot like the word that means pull. So this kid thought for a second then pulled the teacher's face into his crotch (Thankfully not all the way).
<bot>: While reenacting a play a brazilian student pulled the teacher head into his crotch when the teacher said to push her head back. In portuguese 'push' sounds like the word that means pull.