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This didn't happen today, it happened a while ago. Don't remember when this happened because I'm a scatter brain. I was going to post this as a comment on a comic that was related to my fuck up, but I thought maybe you guys would enjoy it?

Anyway, I was showering getting ready to spend my day with my boyfriend. While showering I felt some slight cramping, and I thought maybe it was that time of the month, even though I wasn't supposed to start until next week. I hopped out the shower and got ready.

  My boyfriend calls me letting me know that he's out front and waiting. So I grab my things and ran out the car. Getting into the car the cramping got a bit stronger. Maybe it's just PMS, but I didn't wanna take that chance. So I run back into the house to grab a pad. I looked underneath the bathroom sink cabinet where we keep our feminine products. I realized that we were running low on pads, there were just a couple left in the far back. I grab one and it was covered in something sticky. I smelled it... smelled familiar, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. So, I shrug it off and put on the pad. It was protected by the wrapping I'll be fine.

   As soon as sat back in the car, I felt a bit uncomfortable down there. Then my cooch started to burn a little... then it started to really burn! Freaking out I made my bf turn the car around and take me back to the house. I run back inside and immediately put a cold compress on my burning cooch. Why is this happening?! I examine the wrapping...that smell, what is it?! I looked in the far back of the cabinet and I see a jar of fucking Icy Hot spilled everywhere, and coating my pads. 
I have absolutely no idea how it managed to get on the actual pad, but it did and I felt so bad for my cooch. I apologized to her begging for her forgiveness. I waddle out the house and back into the car to a laughing boyfriend. 

Good thing I'm not a big fan of tampons...
<bot>: Grabbed a pad that was covered in a familiar smelling substance, I put it on thinking the wrapping protected it, my cooch was fired. Turns out it was soaked in Icy Hot.