<human>: If I had known how much today was going to suck, I would have stayed in bed. 

1- My plans to move in with my best friend and her bf aren't working because her bf has extremely unrealistic needs that he wont compromise on. 

2- I'm stressed out about having dinner with my father's (who I have not seen in about eight years) mother (who I have not seen in twelve years) tonight. 

3-Most emotionally unstable day of the month (ladies, you know what I mean). Men- PLEASE learn to be compassionate during this time for us women. It sucks for us, it sucks for you, just give us a hug and together maybe we can make it suck less. 

4- Despite my letting him know about all this shit beforehand, my guy is not being very nice... work has been super shitty with him today. I try so hard to be nice but no matter what I ask he gets really irritated with me and blows me off. Which leads to:

5- He texts me while we are both at work that he thinks we should take a break. He thinks that will help our "working relationship." I think all he needs to do is realize I'm not trying to waste his time- anything but that! He is the best in his department, and I know he is extremely busy. But if something I'm working on needs his help and he pushes it to the very end of his growing list of tasks, it gets forgotten and I can't do my job.

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<bot>: I feel like a failure. No one wants to live with me, my guy doesn't want to be with me, and I'm an emotional wreck today.