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I am now a sophomore in college but in high school a few of the coaches didn't really like me, on in particular.  My senior year the soccer team was to report to the gym for pictures so while we waited for the photographer we busted out the basketballs and shot around.  The coach that hated me the most came in and yelled at us to put the balls up.  After we put them away he asked if any more were out and I said, "Yeah right here!"  I did this while grabbing my crotch.  He then replies, "I'm not talking about peas, Spencer!"  He had a look on his face as if he had come out victorious.  I simply said, " They aren't peas though, coach, they are chin-nuts..."  He said, confused, "Chin-nuts?"  He had fallen into my trap!  I said, "Yeah! Because they were on your momma's chin last night!"  He turned red and threatened putting his fist to my chin to see who would be talking after that.  I welcomed him to do so knowing that he wouldn't for he would lose his job.  He walked out defeated.
<bot>: I told my high school coach my balls were on his mom's chin the night before and didn't get into any trouble.