<human>: I've been driving for 12+ years with my license from back home. But in the UK, my license is untransferable and I had to take the exam. Well, I've been practising for a few months in the 'wrong side' of the road and this morning was my exam. 

My instructor was a cool Londoner geezer, but he kept saying out loud whenever I had a minor fault. I was really nervous. I started to get even more nervous, but it was going ok-ish. Then he asked me to park on the left, just behind a BMW.

I did, but misjudged the space (driving on the 'wrong side' of the road, I'm still getting used to it) and SMASHED the tyre onto the kerb. Then I heard a very loud pffffffff noise. Not only I failed miserably, but the tyre was flat in 5 seconds. We were in the middle of nowhere, my instructor had to walk back 20 minutes to the driving centre (he was not happy) and I had to wait for my OH to pick me up. We left the car there, as we didn't have time to change the tyre. OH was pissed off, but didn't say anything because I was so embarrassed.

In 10 days I have to go back and take it again. I hope it's not the same guy.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: I have lots of experience driving, but not on the English side of the road. Misjudged space, burst tyre, instructor had to walk 20 minutes back to driving centre.