<human>: Provide a brief overview of the text.

Today, well, Sunday I was out getting Chinese with my friends and I was chatting with this really cool girl on Tinder. She tells me that her phone is dying and that she wants to give me her number.

I'm like, "What?" tmotom has never gotten a girl's number before! What do I do?! So I send back, "Yeah, sure that's cool."

Woah, man. *Digits*. ***FUCKIN' AWESOME!***

tmotom, *you're on fire!* YOU DA MAN!

Then, my friend who used to work at the Chinese place goes in the back and gets a cup of fryer grease and I'm like, "What the shit?" So me, attempting to be funny, I send her in two separate messages:

"My friend just poured a cup of fryer grease in his rice."

"Fucking freak of nature."

And I throw my phone in my pocket and eat my Chinese. Couple hours later, I'm like, "Hmm, wonder if that cool girl sent me a message back." I take a look at my phone and see she hasn't texted me back. "Ok," I think. "She's probably just asleep." 

I wake up the next morning and take a look at my phone for notifications. Nothin'. Everything's pretty normal. So I break open the Tinder app to swipe some more girls right, and look at my messages.

Huh, that's weird. She's gone. I wonder what happened to her.

I still don't know what happened to her, but I think she only read "Fucking freak of nature," and nothing else. So I'm pretty sure she blocked all of my shit and thinks that I'm a total creep and loser out to be mean to girls and now I feel really really bad about it. I'm not sure if I should use my brother's phone and apologize and try to reconcile. At least make an attempt to be this girl's friend.

Or maybe I should just stay in the shadow of me being a dick and never talk to her again. It feels so bad, and I fucked it up.
<bot>: probably called a girl a "Fucking freak of nature" and now she hates me and I feel like an asshole fore it...