<human>: But I'm so ANNOYED. 

So I'm currently working as a telemarketer. At first, I was excited, because I like learning new things and what have you, but as the job worn on, people and their shitness got to me. At any rate, I applied for another job--an assembly factory job. There was an ad, sign on bonus, referral bonus, paid orientation, etc. I went to the interview, I *thought* I did good. I passed the test with flying colors and what have you, lady said she just needs to background check to clear but she was pretty confident we got the job unless we're some ax murderer or what have you. Will take a few days. I'm feeling good at this moment so I decide that Im going to put in my two weeks as the telemarketing job is very taxing on my soul. So I put it in last Thursday so I can have the 28th be the last day. I did this because I made plans to go camping and if I didnt, i'd have to work that Saturday (Saturday, Sunday, Monday, camping with my family). Anyhow, back to the story, I wait until the day that she's suppose to call me--she doesnt. So I planned on calling her back but that Friday I was sick and my voice sounded grotesque so I figured I'll do it Saturday. I end up cleaning my apartment Saturday, and it's late, so I figured I'd do it Monday morning, as Sunday is a horrible day to call anyone. So I called her and she says something along the lines of "we wont have any placements for you until a month". I specifically requested 5pm-5am. A shift NOBODY wants to work, a shift she said at the interview they NEEDED to be filled.

LIKE... WHAT THE FUCK. If there's going to be a fucking sign on bonus, as well as a fake ass interview to make it seem like you HAVE the job, then freaking give me the job. Or if my background check didnt clear and I'm a fucking ax murderer, then fucking say that. Dont play these stupid games.

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<bot>: current job sucks, apply new job, 'get new job', quit old job, new job placement takes a month.