<human>: New job question!! I need ya help!
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So, I just got offered the perfect job for my life right now. An extremely well paying job as both a procedural nurse (endoscopy circulator and sedation) and an office nurse. Day shift, no late nights, no weekends, full medical premium paid by employer, lots of perks, etc. When I got the job offer call, she gave me all the info, when to start, what to wear, what the training process would be like...

BUT

Being the part time herbalist I am, I had to ask "Do you need me to have a physical or anything?" Her response was an emphatic "NO! Nothing like that." I know for a fact that they don't have the equipment/supplies to drug test there (one of my future duties will be to train others to draw blood). 

I am kinda stuck because I want to celebrate with minimal partaking, but I do NOT want to jeopardize my future job. Also, just for reference, in my geographic area, I have worked at hospitals and hospital owned facilities and they ALWAYS require it. Doctors' offices don't seem to be as consistent. I know this is long and rambly, thanks for reading.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: I got a great job at an independent doctor's office. New boss says I definitely don't need a physical. I'm 420 friendly. Do you think I'm ok to smoke a little to celebrate?