<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

honestly. it's quite incredible. listen up and judge for yourself how much of a fucking unlucky dumbass i am.. im a 19year old french student on my 3rd year of University. bc i'm good like that, last year i enrolled into - and got accepted into - the Erasmus program, so here I am, living in England. I moved in 1 month and 3 days ago. And in the last 2 weeks, I managed to lose first my bank card (only way of payment!) and just now, my checkbook (which i dont even know why i bothered taking with me, it's useless in england and could only cause problems) !! So here I am. virtually? I got money ! Literally ? None ! No way of withdrawing anything ! i'm waiting on my new bank card to arrive by mail, it's a matter of days, and i just realized i lost my checkbook as well !                                                    
I manage to lose everything i own anyway, it's a disaster i'm a disaster, AND i'm used to it but.. i'm so angry at myself.. i dont know what to do.. i hate october anyway
<bot>: Please answer this thread either by yelling at me in caps or telling me the last time you made a fool of yourself. just pick whether you want me to feel worse or better