<human>: I'm an off and on [Urban Terror] player and I've gotten good enough that I have a lot of time on my hands while playing where I can 'troll' and generally rile people up.

A favorite subject of mine is Israel, since I don't have a personal stake in it other than on the periphery (my country props up their country) I can stay lulzy and detached. People are really, really sensitive about Israel. They take every opportunity to justify the horrific stuff that Israel does to brown people near them, and even when you praise Israel for defending its borders, etc/whatever, just one word out of place is enough to send them into a rant about how necessary genocide is to keep Israel safe.

So reddit, what are some clever player names (short, <20 chars, whatever Q3 limit is), and one-liners I can macro to guarantee maximum text-to-reply ratio?

Keep in mind that anything overtly anti-Israel won't pass their mental filter and will be dismissed in a single 'thought', or a few cross words. This'll take some creativity and that's why I'm asking the hivemind for help. What really heinous activities can I comment on in a *positive* manner that'll send them up the wall?

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<bot>: Reddit, give me your best back-handed compliments for Israel so I can make people ragequit from a very old FPS.