<human>: Like most other Fuck Up's, this FU didn't happen today. This one happened when i was 2-4 years old (I can't remember the exact age when it happened) Sorry if i misspelled some words, i'm Dutch and it isn't always easy to write english. Let's also begin with saying this thread is NSFW because it involves VERY painful situations.

When i was a little kid, i always liked to explore. I liked to learn new things and i was pretty small. So let's begin with my FU. My mother left some spare Chinese foods on the kitchen counter. I wanted to know what it was. So i lift myself up, I saw a white bowl on the counter and i thought: *Hey? What's this?*. So i want to grab the bowl with my tiny little hands but i lose my balance, and i fall off the counter with my tiny little hands still attached to the bowl. All the hot Chinese foods fell over my little stomach and my father just came in. It hurt and i cried while my father ran up to the shower. Just before i stepped into the shower my skin fell off, it litterally just fell of my stomach. My father gave me a cold shower in order to cool it off, it worked. I put on my shirt and my father drives me to the hospital. I hurt like hell but my father was there just in time to save me. Thank you dad, i love you. After that, my father was angry at my mom because she left that Chinese on the kitchen counter.

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<bot>: My mother left some spare Chinese food on the kitchen counter. I was at that time a little fucking explorer and the bowl tripped over me while i wanted to 'explore' the bowl.