<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

Sorry I'm pretty drunk so I make no sense. We've been together for two years and i don't think he's cheated but I know he's lied about  a lot of stuff. The tickets for me to see him are booked and ok I can abandon them but he lives near my good friends and I wanna see them. So yeah I have to act like I wanna be with him and then dump him in two weeks. Guessing I'm just looking for advise in general. As I said, I'm totally smashed right now after finding out what he'd been up to with other girls. Oh yeah I also wanna go get my stuff back from his place. Lots of expensive shit I left there. Which I found with a thong that wasn't mine. I hate him and he can tell, I'm scared he's gonna physically hurt me again so I do need to pretend.
<bot>: I'm so drunk but my boyfriend is scum and I need to stay with him for two weeks til I can get my shit back. I don't make any sense cos I am fucked off my face