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This fuck up was actually early this morning and I'm still cringing/on the verge of bleaching everything. 

So I recently got a little rescue puppy about a year old who had come with some health issues, but deemed two weeks ago a clean bill of health. 

Flash back to last week: I see these little rice things where my dog slept in my apartment the previous night, thought nothing of it until they reappeared yesterday morning on the couch. 

This is where I fucked up. As my dog bolted on top of me in bed at my parents house (which I visit frequently), I had to get up to pee so I push him off, grab my phone and do my business. Well I like to frequent reddit while on the toilet and as I looked at my phone, two fucking live tapeworms were crawling across the screen. I still have no idea how they got there and I guess that means he sat his bare butthole on my screen which makes me cringe and want to cry. 

I proceeded to scream like a banshee at 2am and literally soaked my screen in rounds of bleach. I also looked down at my dog who had followed me and he had somehow managed to get a worm on his back. At this point I'm on the verge of hysterics and my poor dog thinks I'm super pissed at him but in reality I just fucking HATE parasites like any normal human.

I fucking thought those rice grains were nothing, turns out they were fucking tapeworms. I stayed up until 4am last night purging the house, locking the dog outside (who wouldn't stop howling till 5am) and genuinely on the verge of puking since it happened. 

My poor dogs butt hole was literally crawling with them. So now not only did he probably infest my parents house, but also my apartment where my poor roommates live who are as you guessed it, rather unpleased. Guess who has doctors appointments and a vet appointment ASAP?
<bot>: I'm a dumb ass and didn't realize little rice things left by dogs aren't normal and are actually tape worms that like to crawl on my phone and dogs butt hole.