<human>: Obligatory "this didn't happen today" disclaimer.
So I broke my arm. Pretty badly, I should note. So bad that I needed surgery and I now have a titanium plate and 6 screws in said arm. I was prescribed Vicodin because that shit hurt. I was to take one every six hours when I needed it. The Vicodin made me a bit dizzy and loopy, nothing too bad. But then, I fucked up.
My friends and I- let's call them Dave and Steve- decide that we want to see Jurassic World. I was running late, and I accidentally took two Vicodin. We decided to carpool, and Steve starts to notice that my head is wobbling a bit, like my neck can't hold it up. We start to walk through the parking lot and he notices that I'm swaying a bit. That's when it hit me: I took two Vicodin. I realize this, tell Steve, who starts to laugh hysterically at the fact that I'm tripping balls. He tells Dave and Dave starts laughing too. I'm loopy, so I start giggling too, and we get into the theater after getting our drinks and shit and we realize that we didn't get popcorn. I volunteer to get the popcorn, and on my way to the end of the aisle, in my druggy state, I trip over a woman and her child and land on my fucking titanium arm. I try to pretend it doesn't hurt, but it does. It fucking does. I bring back the popcorn to my two friends who are trying not to lose their minds laughing in the theater. So I spend the rest of the movie stoned off my ass and hurting like hell.

Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?
<bot>: Took too many painkillers; started tripping balls, tripped over woman and small child and injured my already injured arm.