<human>: I CAN'T stand my roommate, not that he is a Scumbag Steve but the little douchy things that he does make me want to punch him in the motherfucking mouth 7/10 times. Examples:

1.One-ups-manship; "you think you have a lot of homework? well listen to this..." or other bull shit
2. Inconsiderateness; Before he leaves he feels the need to blast the music from his speakers at maximum levels despite how I tell him that I am doing work; opens window post leaving EVERY TIME HE LEAVES (we go to school in connectiut, fucking A)
3. Hypocrisy; listens to weird middle-eastern poetry/rants/plitical cartoons (with loud speakers) despite seeing me reading and then when I warn him that I have to practice a dialogue, for a class,  he asks me to wait.
4. No attempt to become friends; Barely says hi when I see him in public, we've eaten lunch like 4 times together since the beginning of the year and all of those were impromptu since his other friends were doing stuff
5. Needlessly hostile; I ask him questions, what if questions or would you rathers and he flares up and almost yells, or I ask him to ask before using something of mine that I JUST received in the mail and he brings up a loong list of things that I use of his that I don't ask to (to be fair he used them first and I asked if I could use them on a constant basis as well)
6. Guilty about loss of his religion; Always bitches about how he isn't muslim because he drinks and likes premarital sex (And he is in a frat?!) and when I ask him why doesn't he stop doing these things or why doesn't he just accept the fact that maybe he should adopt more tolerant views instead of guilting himself for "faltering" from his familial views he goes into his "faith" argument and why things are wrong in america and how much he hates this country. And then we argue about the education system.

AHHHHH... Somedays I just want to hurt him, there are good days but most of the time the little thngs kill me

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<bot>: My roommate annoys the hell out of he because he is inapologetically (sp) hypocritical and inconsiderate*