<human>: So today i went to shopping mall with my girlfriend. She wanted to buy some new clothes and stuff.

As you might imagine i was extremely bored (oh god do i hate shopping) and went to jewellery store to check out some wrist watches. In the meantime my girlfriend was trying on some shirts in adjoining shop. Nothing caught my eye in the jewellery store so i went back to join my gf.

I enter the clothes shop and i see a row of changing rooms(10+). I see my girlfriend going into one(which i remembered). While going there a funny hat with a fan on top(never seen something like this lol) caught my eye. I'm usually trying to mess around so i took it and went to changing rooms.

So now. I open the doors to changing room my gf entered, put hat on, go in and say:

"How do you like your Budgie the Little Helicopter?" while striking the most stereotypical sexy pose i can pull off (covering my eyes with peak and stuff) - ye 23 year old guy thought it's a good idea.

Then i already see that something is wrong "well these are not legs of my girlfriend". What i saw was a half naked woman in her late 50s looking at me. I was stunned and paralysed. This felt like an eternity but probably lasted few seconds. She slapped me and literally threw me out of changing room right where my girlfriend was standing looking at me.

That must be the most awkward and embarrassing event in my whole life. God damn i still cringe when i think about this. I think i need a therapist.

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<bot>: i mistaken changing rooms and went into one with 50 year old woman while wearing a hat with fan on top pretending to be sexy Budgie the Little Helicopter.