<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

So my car broke down, thermostat issues, not too long ago and I went to the local auto parts store to pick one up. No problem. I got it installed, started the car, then next thing I know water is spraying me once the car got to temp. Find out that the part I needed to replace was the plastic piece the thermostat plugs into. The dealership had the part I needed but they wanted too much for it. So we found one online for literally half the price and ordered same day delivery. It was supposed to show up today sometime.

The part was supposed to be delivered to my parents house some time before 9pm but everyone who lives there is working early. I stop by about an hour ago to see if it was dropped off and sure enough there was a UPS sticker on the door saying that the package was dropped off in the office. (they live in an apartment complex.) I get there before the driver even puts the package in and grab it from them and rush over to put the part in before I had to leave for work.

I finally get upstairs to their apartment to examine my merchandise only to realize it has my brother's name on it. I thought to myself, "well, my stepdad could have just used his account when ordering it." SO, I opened it. First thing I pull out is something labeled "fresh lube." I'm like *that's odd, I shouldn't need lube for this part...*
pulled out the rest of the contents only to discover that my brother had ordered a pocket p@&%y..... 
Rush to put the contents back in the box as they originally came. Sealed the box up like it was never opened.. and left it on the counter...
<bot>: Ordered car parts online. Intercepted package from parents house. Discovered my brother ordered a sex toy. Resealed it. Then ran away.