<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So, I should probably preface this by saying that I've never officially dated anyone. I know, I'm sad. I have close guy friends so I know that at least I can get along with the opposite sex, my face is not covered in green warts, and would like to consider myself a fairly good conversationalist. All fine and dandy, right?

BUT

I swear to god, anytime I'm talking to some guy who I think might be showing even the *tiniest* bit of interest, I start getting all nervous and anxious in my head and the normal me goes up in flames. And the sad thing is, generally, I'm pretty sure they're just being friendly. Because when I'm legitimately being hit on, (ex: got eyefucked pretty hard, was oblivious at the time and made a silly face back at them) you couldn't get me to notice the signs if there were blazing neon lights pointing to them.
<bot>: So...uh...yeah. Sorry if this turned into a self-pity party. Advice on how not to suddenly become a wall of ice in the face of (probably imagined) flirting would be most appreciated.