<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

First, a little background. Monday, November 2nd was the class withdrawal deadline for my college. Anything after this date is considered an incomplete/failure. I had been debating all day whether or not I wanted to drop a class I had been struggling with, as my parents told me if I didn't do well this semester they would be taking me out of college (they indirectly pay for my college as they bought me a Florida prepaid plan when I was a child and I've also been using the leftovers from my siblings prepaid plans).

Now, onto the f^(*)ck up. The end of daylight savings time (fall back an hour) happened this past weekend. I had been out of town over the weekend, and had noticed earlier in the day on Monday that my roommates never changed the time on our oven clock, and I felt way too lazy to do it, so I just left it. Later in the night I was sitting in our living room watching my favorite show Cops, and kept glancing at the time on the oven clock. Around 12:30 (thinking it was 11:30) I thought ya know what, I'm gonna drop the class. I get up and go to my room to fetch my laptop and check my phone when I notice it says 12:30. I pause. Then, I gasp very loudly (my friends claim I gasp at everything and it scares the sh^(*)t out of them always) and scream at the top of my lungs "HOLY F^(*)CKING SH^(*)T, JESUS H. CHRIST KILL ME NOW" exact quote, kid you not, and I'm Jewish lol. Turns out one of my roommates must've changed the clock while I was away at class. Welp. Guess I'm gonna keep Physics 2 then.
<bot>: Thought my oven clock was an hour ahead, it wasn't, causing me to miss the deadline to withdraw from a college class.