<human>: I'm your typical 22 year old girl, but I have a betting problem. I will accept any bet I believe I can win no matter the consequence. Usually its over stupid stuff, while drunk. My guy friends all know this about me and have never seen me back out of one. They think I have more balls than them, so to say.  

Well, last night my friend Josh and I were hanging out, drinking, and watch movies. We're both wasted, and he bet me I couldn't eat 6 Saltine Crackers in a minute. Naturally, I accept and we agree on the terms. If I win he had to pay for my next meal when we went out, and if he won I had to spend the rest of the night naked. Needless to say, I lost. Lost so bad I spit up more cracker than I ate. He laughed and told me I couldn't back out. We've been friends forever, but he's never seen so much as me in my underwear before. Hesitant, but still drunk I accepted defeat graciously and undressed. He had the best view in the house, and I was getting more drunk by the minute. The next day he recapped a lot for me that was hazy. Trying to show off your 10 years of gymnastics skills completely naked is something you should definitely not do when your best guy friend is watching.

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<bot>: Will take any bet I think I can win, this time it bit me in the ass as I showed some ass.