<human>: So short story, Facebook is this generations pitfall and best creation. Hundreds of my friends and boyfriends' friends have followed our 3 year relationship and we are going to mutually and peacefully end it, continue talking, and see where we are when our lives settle a little bit-I am 20, he is 21. But I know for a fact, people are going to freak out once we are listed as single, and as mellow as I sound about our future break-up, it also tears me apart and I -really- am not looking forward to my Facebook "friends" saying "Oh I'm so sorry" as no one I know has gone through something like this before, plus I feel like most people on Facebook are just nosy now-a-days and I don't feel the need to make a big deal out of it. **I know this is a ridiculously first world problem to have, but I really don't want to add salt to the wound by getting ganged up on by strange Facebook friends

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: boyfriend and I breaking up, don't want nosy people confronting me on/through Facebook, how do i avoid it?