<human>: So I'm at uni, i'm 23 and i'm a first year, so I'm surrounded by 18yo's. 

It was at 3am when i found myself, as i often do, sitting outside on the stairs that join our student flats in my dressing gown, smoking and watching some shit on netflix, as per usual. All is calm.
SUDDENLY two of the prank calling, name calling, egg throwing (female) neighbours come up the stairs, one stops and asks me for some of my smoke and when i refuse, tries to grab my hat off my head. AGAIN, for the millionth time like its still funny.
My response wasnt exactly gentlemanly and i'm not proud but i grabbed my hat back and pushed her into her flat, took her keys out of the door, threw them inside and shut the door.

Their response was to come out a minute later and try and antagonise me. I apologised for pushing and tried to reason with them. They appeared to get bored having fail to wind me up and went inside but not before throwing her llit cigarette on my laptop.

I let it slide and tried to chill. A minute later their door, which is close enough to touch, is opened and two eggs fly through the gap and hit my face and my knee. I see red. Before i know it i'm on my feet, through the door, chased the 2 girls down the corridor through the kitchen. They carried on and locked themselves in their bathroom. On my way through the kitchen i see the box of eggs. 4 left. I grabbed all of them, their bathroom door opened, 1 egg to her face, 1 egg into the bathroom. the door closes. Im already leaving, 1 egg onto the kitchen floor and the last i threw at the closing kitchen door as i left, didnt see it land.

5 minutes later and ive wiped all the egg off my face and my laptop when i remember that THEIR FLAT IS THE SHOW-FLAT for next years uni applicants and the open day is TOMORROW!!!

I could be in so much shit.

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<bot>: Was smoking outside. neighbour girls egged me. I ran in their house and revenge egged. Remembered their flat is the show flat and viewings are tomorrow.