<human>: I am not the best story teller, so please bare with me. 

I am 22/M. When I was born I was followed out of my mother's womb by my twin brother. The birth papers were signed and sent off to filing. Apparently, someone in the hospital made a small blunder and recorded my sex as female.

Fast forward to when I was 16 and I started a new job as a lifeguard. When I went to collect my first paycheck, I was informed by my supervisor that there was a problem with my social security that would not allow them to release my pay check. After being summoned to the social security office and some questioning, the attendant looking at my records began to look quite puzzled which made me a little nervous. 
She looked at me then said, "It says here that you're a female." 
"Well, *that's* not right." 
"Oh. Well, of course."
She quickly changed the information on my form to reflect my proper sex. I realized then that for the past 16 years, according to the federal government, I was a woman. It was only *today* that I learned of the mishap at the hospital that led me to have to fix things at the SS office.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Couldn't receive my paycheck because of problems on social security. I was labeled as a female because someone messed up the forms at the hospital at my birth. I am male.