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Hi,

Today, early in the morning, I had an insomnia crisis and decided to go smoke. My room is connected by a windowwith another where my aunt sleeps and she is a light-maniac and cannot sleep whenever the smallest amount of light reaches her, so instead of going outside I decided to open the shutter slightly and lean over my window slightly in order to smoke.

As I finished my cigarette, I started smelling cold tobacco everywhere. I quickly threw it and went inside. I decided to leave the window opened in order to let the room breathe and throw some perfume every now and then. So far so good. 

The problem is that I forgot to close the window back. My neck wasn't protected well enough by my cover, and a breeze came and gave me the worst torticollis of my life, leaving me unable to move my neck in almost every direction possible, except slightly on the left (about 2cm). 

I wouldn't mind this torticollis if I didn't have to go back to the U.S tomorrow from Europe and have a 8 hours flight to take, and class on Monday with three major exams. I'm fucked.
<bot>: went from a smoke by the window in the middle of the night, room smelled bad, forgot to close the window, got a torticollis and have a 8 hours flight and exams on Monday.