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Dental floss was upstairs and I had chicken stuck in my front teeth. Fingers aren't working and I'm too lazy to go upstairs. I pull out my letherman, choose one of the flat screwdrivers [at the bottom left] assume my gums are tough enough. I ended up poking too hard as I couldn't get in.

Doesn't hurt badly after a week, I assume its alright but more days pass and it starts to hurt, so I use hot water and montreal steak spice because I do not have salt. Use it the next couple days and salt when I'm at work. I don't know if I burnt my mouth as well but my gums become inflammed rapidly over the next 2 days and I can see blood spots along with grey (gingevites look). I call my dentist and closest time I can get in is this Monday.
Went to doctors yesterday. felt like an idiot as they come and say 'So you flossed with a fork?'. Screw driver sounded much worse. 
Penecilin and meal replacements until I see the dentist on Monday. I hope someone learns from this but I think crackheads even know not to do this.
<bot>: Laziness causes me to use the screwdriver on my leather man to get a piece of food out of my teeth, proceed to get gum infection.