<human>: These two fuck ups are both somewhat related. Explanation: I teach tennis, and I take ice in the mornings to put in the cooler so kids have cold water to drink throughout the day.

Here's me being smart, thinking I can save a bit of money by buying ice in 20lb bags and sticking in a freezer we keep in the garage mostly for meat, steak, fajita meat, chicken, etc. So, the cooler at my workplace really only needs 10lbs, so I portion out 10lbs of the ice and then take that to work. Unbeknownst to me, the ice rolled off of something and knocked the door to the freezer slightly ajar. Fast forward 24 hours: to this morning. I go out to the garage to get some ice, bigass puddle of water on the ground, easily 5ft in diameter, shit. Go let mom and dad know, turns out most of the meat will be thrown away (some steak didn't get thawed at all so that's what's for dinner tonight, fuckyeah.jpg). I get to work after buying some ice at a grocery store, and I am hitting tennis balls up into the air for kids to hit like [this] and the result is a fairly powerful shot. I hit this ball a little shorter than intended which allowed him to absolutely crush the ball. I imagine this kid managed to hit the ball at about 75 mph which is fairly fast for a non-professional player. The ball hit off the ground, ricochets off of the basket containing the tennis balls and right into my tip, left, and right nut (the ball got all three). Ow.

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<bot>: Ice knocks freezer open, thaws about $150 worth of steak & chicken, later on get hit in the nuts by a tennis ball flying at about 70mph.