<human>: Okay, so this didn't occur today it was actually two years ago when I was a freshman in high-school(yes that makes it even worse).I am a junior now and remembering this while reading other fuck ups in my boring Spanish class. So here is some background on what was going on: we had just copied a powerpoint slide filled with bullshit notes and our class was silent listening to the teacher (who was new to this school) explain what we just copied into our notes. So I am getting this feeling of a fart making its way into the end of my rectum, it felt like a bubble trying to come out of me and I trying to execute this fart in a silent matter relax my butthole and let it slip and slide out. This is where I fucked up because a millisecond after I relaxed my hole I heard a nasty high pitched fart with a slight swivvle turning it into a massive and extremely loud fart. I sat there in utter silence embarrassed to death because my fart just interrupted my teacher and startled the class. I try to play it off by blaming the "squeaky noise" onto my shoes because I was wearing Jordan's that were from 2008 (in a good condition) but a somewhat separating sole and my friend just starts laughing not because I farted but because of the idiotic excuse I used to try and play off the eruption of my asshole.

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<bot>: Try to slip out a fart, interrupt my teacher and silent class; try to blame it on my old shoe with a bad squeaky sole.