<human>: I flew transatlantic from the states and arrived in Paris quite late. So late, in fact, that my comfortable two-hour layover turned into me missing my flight due to customs, security, people not getting out of my way fast enough, etc. I arrived at the gate at 10:15 for my 10:25 flight only to find the doors closed. After being directed to the Air France customer service desk, they tried to get me on the 1:20 flight but it was booked solid so I'm taking the 8:30 flight and will arrive at my final destination (Malaga, Spain) ten hours late. Turns out, a couple that arrived after me were put on the waiting list for the 1:20 flight and got to take it. I waited around at the gate and tried to talk my way on, but to no avail, even though i knew there were empty seats on the plane. Then as the plane is pulling away from the gate, a guy shows up and they scramble to get a van driver to drive him out to the plane. WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS GUY WHEN I NEEDED HIM? Short story long, after vehemently stating my case to several gate agents and customer service reps, I'm still shit outta luck. Also, the whole point of the trip was to go visit my friend who is studying abroad and i havent seen in a year. And to celebrate my birthday, which is tomorrow. So what are some bad airport stories you guys have to help me take my mind off this? As of now I have 6 hours to kill.

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<bot>: I'm stuck in an airport where I don't speak the same language as the majority of people and need some good stories to help me kill the time.