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My biggest was about 2-3 years ago when I went clubbing in San Francisco with two of my college friends. We were about to leave, and I was struggling to get off the dance floor when this SMOKING HOT CHICK starts grinding on me. I was moving so fast past her though I didn't realize she lost her balance and FELL ON HER ASS. Everyone on the dance floor stopped dancing right there and HOWLED WITH LAUGHTER. The smoking hot chick then made a face at me that would make even Clint Eastwood shit his pants. I was so embarrassed and confused I simply ran out of the club, never to see the girl again. 

If you are the poor girl who fell on the dance floor, I AM SO SORRY!!! I should at least helped you up, but ya might gave slapped me =/ dunno if I want to go clubbing again...

What's your story girls and guys?
<bot>: Guy goes in a nightclub and gets grinded on by smoking hot chick, girl precedes to fall on her ass and both get humiliated, leading to guy running for his life.