<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Hear me out guys let me vent... so nearly 2 hours ago my dad comes home and tells me to order some pizza. My girlfriend tells me about the [10$ pizzahut dinnerbox] I see it, and think sweet! what a deal! I order it with cheesy-bread sticks for 2$ more and the total comes out to be 15.70$ I tell myself, "that's acceptable" and confirm my order.

Impatiently waiting for nearly an hour, my pizza finally arrives. A short Indian guy knocks on the door and I see a bro so I tell myself, "hey i'll hook this guy up" and give him 17.00$ and happily accept my pizza. Upon opening the box, not only do i notice that the pizzas cold, but they did'nt ~~fucking~~ add my cheesebread! Disgruntled, I tell my dad i'll just microwave this shit and it'll be fine. I walk to the kitchen and grab a couple plates for the breadsticks and pizza, I stacked all the pizza on one plate ready to put on the microwave and as soon as i turn around, my elbow knocks the FUCKING plate down and all the pizza is on the fucking floor.... I scream out a loud ["FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"] and quickly try to salvage what I got... pretty much shit... and on top of that I decide to release a stress fart and guess what the fuck happens? I fucking shard myself and it slowly started to drip down my calves... my reaction at this time is just [this.](
<bot>: orders pizzahut thinking its a sweet hookup, comes hour late, drop pizza on floor, and shard myself..Fuck Pizza Hut