<human>: I work as a valet at a hospital and I would be bummed if I actually got fired because it's probably the easiest job i could find that pays $11/hour.

Anyways what happen was that i came back to my apartment really late at night and could not find a single parking spot.
After driving around the entire apartment complex for around 30 minutes I decided to park it on the firelane near where I lived avoiding places that could block other cars. Figured since I leave for work early next morning it shouldn't be a problem. I woke up, got ready to go to work, found out that my car had been towed!...

I had to call to take work off saying that I was sick because I was too embarrassed to tell my manager how much I suck at my job. I recently got my US citizenship so might as well change my name to Irony.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: Parked my car on a firelane late at night. Got it towed next morning , was too embarrassed to go to my job as a valet.