<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Background: 
So this TIFU is from about 2 years ago, and I just remembered it because, for the first time since that night, I visited the intersection where it happened today.

Back when I was in High School I used to go to NYC a lot. I had friends there, and I always felt like there was something going on (I'm from New Jersey. I love it but it can get boring.)

About two winters ago  my grandmother was hospitalized. It was a very emotional time for me. One day after visiting her in her hospital, in NYC, I decided to go out with some friends to Chinatown. I can barely remember why, but I got pissed off at them, and generally at life so I left. At the behest of my parents I agreed to get picked up by them at a street corner instead of taking the subway (because they can get dangerous at night sometimes).

-------Actual story:

As I was walking to the meetup spot I took a wrong turn and ended up going down a dark empty street. All of a sudden this taxi slows down and pulls up beside me. This tall guy comes out, wearing a hoodie and jeans and starts telling me to stop.... he just wants to talk to me.

There's no one else on the street. I walk quicker. He repeats. I run.

Within a block another man, in similar everyday clothing, jumps out from behind a parked car screaming "STOP, I'M A COP!" By now my fight or flight reflex has kicked in. I dodge him and keep running. I basically black out.

After about 5 blocks I run into the biggest brightest thing I see, (god bless McDonalds), and throw open the door screaming "HELP I"M BEING MUGGED!."

As soon as I take a step inside I'm thrown against a window. I feel the cold metal as a pair of handcuffs are clicked onto my wrists. Turning around I see the 2 guys who were chasing me, 3 cops in uniform, and 2 squad cars behind me. 

They ask me if I'm mentally deficient.
<bot>: Got chased by undercover cops for 5 blocks because they didn't identify themselves as cops, then got handcuffed and questioned. More their fuck up than mine.