<human>: Made friends with a guy at University (who was a little on the weird side but hey, we got on pretty well). Couple months later he announced that he was in love with me and as I didn't feel the same he couldn't be my friend any longer. He didn't speak to me all summer then apologised and wanted to be mates again when we went back to uni in 2nd year. I was kinda weirded out but carried on chatting with him out of good old British politeness.

2 weeks before Christmas, he handed me a tube shaped present. I opened it in the library and discovered it was a Make Your Own Dildo kit. He hasn't spoken to me or been in contact since.

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<bot>: made a new friend who said he was in love with me, bought me a Make Your Own Dildo kit, then never spoke to me again.