<human>: I am a server at a breakfast restaurant and have seen my share of idiot customers. Today, however, one of them finally got what they deserve. Sorry if it's long, not sure what to write, first post here as well.

As I walk up to the table, asking if they are ready or have any questions, the lady immediately starts ordering items that are not even on the menu, asking the most bizarre questions, and being rather rude with me. At this point I continue smiling and answering every question they have. They really didn't know what they wanted the whole time either... Once it gets around to the husband is where it gets bad. 
After clearly and completely addressing each of his questions, he finally orders. As I bring out the food, the wife and kids are "happy" (I guess you could call it) with the food, but he is already getting agitated, claiming it was not what he ordered. We have three pound skillets and I warned him it was a lot of food. He asks if there is meat in it, yes, as I answered before he ordered, although he doesn't believe me. I come back to him staring at it, then he starts yelling at me that he didn't order jalepanos (if he had actually READ the menu, he would have known it came with them. I end up doing a re-order on the food, and bringing it back to him EXACTLY AS HE ORDERED. He never ends up eating it, the whole time they are running my ass off as I have other tables to take care of, and eventually refuses to pay for it. 

Half an hour later they come in asking if we have access to the security cameras in the parking lot (which we don't). They are yelling at us that someone hit their car and want access to the footage. I told them that there was nothing we could do about it. (I could see the scratch from the restaurant).

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<bot>: Asshole customers run my ass off while I'm busy with other tables, refuses to pay, stiffs me, their car gets hit and run while parked outside.