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As is with the tradition, this didn't happen today. This happened my freshman year of high school (2001).

It was first period and I had just finished my test before anyone else, since I apparently was the only one that studied. Because of this and the fact that it was still pretty early in the morning (not a morning person), I decided to lay my head on my desk and take a quick snooze. I was so tired from last minute cramming the night before, that I instantly passed out as soon as my forehead hit that sweet spot on my forearm. Sleep deprived, I went into a dream state, though I cannot remember what about. What I do remember however was an obnoxious feeling of being bloated and gassy (I was feeling this way all morning.. had pizza the night before). So naturally, I ripped it. Not that 'ease it out in a whispery fashion' type, but that 'how many decibels can I get it up to' kind. It woke me up.. in the middle of class.. when it was dead silent.. because everybody else was either still taking the test or waiting for the last ones to finish up. The uproar of laughter and the dismayed faces of those in the blast zone left no eye dry that day. I felt bad for the girl directly behind me. I'm pretty sure she felt a breeze on her legs. Also, we were in a trailer because our student population had outgrown the capacity of the school. This meant the seating arrangement, in order to compensate for the narrowness of the room, had the class split in half on either end with the desks facing the center. Accidentally farting in class is embarrassing enough, but when you have half the class visually witness you waking up to your own flatulence.. well that's enough to have people smirking at you for quite some time.
P.S. The class was psychology and since the teacher insisted on us coming up with "real names" for each other, the class affectionately named me, poopsy.
<bot>: I finished a test early (high school), took a nap, farted in a dream that was so loud, it woke me up in a silent class with my classmates still taking the test. Got a nickname because of it.