<human>: I am a junior in college, majoring in...good question. :/

I have been here for three years and I have less of an idea of what I want to do than when I got here. I have little passion, no talent (I can write well-ish, but that doesn't count), few (lucrative) interests, nothing. I don't even know how you're supposed to figure out your "passion."

At the rate I'm going, no matter what I do, I'll be stuck here another year. Financially, this isn't a problem, I'm here entirely on scholarship and paying for one year out of five doesn't seem that bad.

It would just be nice to know how I'm supposed to figure out what I want to do. So far I've do everything: read books/articles, taken tests, met with advisors, the whole shebang. None of it feels like I'm getting anywhere, because every time I think I've decided on something, some little thing causes me to change my mind. At this point, I'm about to just say fuck it and major in English and live in a cardboard box until I'm 30 (at which point I will probably have drank myself to death).

Summarize the given text in a few sentences.
<bot>: College student is confused about life. Needs to know the secret to figuring out what to do with their life/finding their "passion."