<human>: The homie is getting married! Exciting stuff! Our ideas right now are based around sort of putting him in a video game where he gets weapon and armor upgrades as he progresses through a stage that we have planned for him. Our idea right now is to throw fruits and vegetables at him as he tries to slice them, we're gonna make him a shield so eventually he can block the aggressive produce and feel the feel of character progression. Who doesn't love character progression. We've purchased some cool shit from the hardware store to make the shield and a helmet.

Other ideas we're throwing around involve giving him a sledgehammer and random shit to smash, implementing puzzles into the quest, magic (would love some good ideas on magic spells), a solid way to stage a boss battle, and making him various weapons.
We're a bit on the broker side of things financially at this moment, so budget friendly things are definitely appreciated.

I know a lot of this can probably be googled, but I came to you for fresh ideas about activities or stages of this plan. Looking for fresh ideas for the ol brain furnace!

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Need dope ideas for best friends bachelor party, gonna try to put him in a video game stage where he gets weapon and armor upgrades. Want to make it as cool as possible on limited funds.