<human>: Firstly, it's important to note that this DID in fact happen today. 

The story begins with my usual coffee run to Starbucks during the last 20 or so minutes of my lunch break. I ordered a grande dark roast, and when the barista asked if I wanted room for cream, I said no, as I prefer my coffee black. Big mistake apparently.

Unbeknownst to me, the barista damaged the lid when putting it on the cup. He also filled the cup up to the brim. As I began my 15 minute walk back to my office, the SCALDING hot coffee slowly began to leak onto my hand in the 90 degree heat. My hand was covered in coffee by the time I got back.

Next time I'll just ask for room.

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<bot>: I went to Starbucks on my lunch break and asked for coffee without room for cream. On the walk back to my office, the scalding coffee leaked out of the cup nearly burning my hand.