<human>: This happened about two years ago.

So me and my family were staying together in a hotel and since my family are huge traditionalists we has to go through to pamphlets in the lobby to look for shit to do. So I get bored and decide to go up my room to do what all teenage boys do. I go over and press the elevator button to call the elevator and I realise I don't have the key with me so I go to my mother and walk slowly backwards casually chatting about something I can't remember 

*this is where the fuckup happens*

So unbeknownst to me, a woman had entered to elevator in the meantime and had pressed the button to go up. I catch my food in the closing door, making me lose my balance. *time freezes* I'm now rapidly losing my balance and my momentum is being thrown towards this poor woman. I think to myself "I'm fucked and I got to do something here" *time unfreezes* I rotate myself mid air and ninja gymnastic my way back to my feet. Then the door closes and I'm stuck in a metal box with a woman I nearly rugby tackled into an elevator mirror. Didn't say anything at all and was one of the most awkward moments of my life that I still get nightmares about.

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<bot>: Caught my foot in an elevator door, nearly killed a woman, stuck the landing and held my head in embarrassment.