<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

I was rather horny all day so after dinner, when my husband and I were warching TV, I thought I'd get things going. I go into the bedroom, take off all my clothes and saunter back out. He looks at me, gives me a little eyebrow raise and then looks back at the TV. Well, I thought I'd make it extra interesting this time. What do I do? I get a can of whipped cream and tiptoe back to the bedroom. Now I know he saw the whipped cream. I guess he figured I was just going to sit in bed naked and eat it..... anyways. I lie down and get all comfy, then spray some whipped cream on.... my boobs. I thought it would be funny.

Long story short, he apparently got lost in his show and I was much more tired than I thought. 45 minutes later and I wake up from a very nice nap, only to find the whipped cream has now slid down the sides of my boobs and into my armpits. It was a little hard to keep a straight face when I walked into the living room.... it was so stupid I wasn't even mad.
<bot>: Put whipped cream on boobs, fell asleep, woke up with sugery delight in my pits. Tell me your story to make me feel better...