<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

At a hotel with my friend and we're watching TV as he takes a drag off of his e-cigarette.  All of a sudden I hear "Oh shit" and what sounds like a fuse being lit.  Next, I spy a burning lithium ion battery that is flying towards me and it lands directly under me.  I proceed to get up and exit the room, but not before a stream of smoke coats my body.  Now, my arms are burning and I've been reading up that I should seek medical attention, but I was just fired from my job and currently don't have health insurance!  So, I guess it's just get drunk and pray for the best.  But fuck.
<bot>: I was sitting next to my friend when his e-cig exploded and the lithium ion battery fumes covered my body and now my skin burns.