<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Preface: I have had this phone of my for over 2-3 years. It's been dropped on numerous occasions but not once has it ever cracked. Drops of hell from the top of a car, tables, and even survived a drop in the pond, etc. It's gotten to the point that I never worried about it shattering. 

Story: my friends and I were talking about phones, and I told them how unbelievably durable my phone was. How it has been dropped so many times that I not even worried. Overconfident me doesn't like to share or brag about something if it was not true; so I told them that it could drop from this table (3.5 ft off the ground) and still be OK. "Seriously, I want to show you guys. But I kind of don't want to do it." Then my retarded ass said, "If one of you guys pushed it off the table I wouldn't be mad." So, my friend pushed it off the table, I watched it dropped the first few inches and looked at them, the next thing I heard was this unfamiliar sound. FML, we all knew. We all fucking knew...
<bot>: friend tested durability of phone after me bragging how durable it was, then found out it wasn't so durable after all.