<human>: This happened a few years back when I had recently moved into an apartment complex. A few units down there was this really hot blonde girl who was also into motorcycles (she had her own). We would go for rides and hang out. She would show me the calendars she modeled for, take me out to a strip club and invite me to the hot tub. Then one night she comes over to my place in PJs holding a pillow. The conversation went something like this:

Me: "oh sup?"
Her: "Hi! Can I sleep here tonight?"
Me: "huh? why would you want to do that? You live like 5 units down,  no need."
Her: *sigh* "I tried..." took off. 

So obviously she had been into me, dropped some HUGE indicators of interest and this was her last shot at it. I was oblivious and retarded. Few days later she was dating someone. Never talked again.

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<bot>: oblivious to girl hitting on me. She wanted to sleep with me. Told her no, her apartment is close, no need.