<human>: So this happened an hour ago when I woke up. 

You know how when you first wake up, you're not really all there? As soon as I was semi-conscious, I felt something on my nose moving a little bit, and when I opened my eyes, there's some huge fuzzy thing that I can't tell what it is. I freaked out, thinking it was another spider that has decided to move in side for the winter, and like any normal person who just woke up, trying to get this thing off my face as fast as I could.

 I did this by punching myself in the face and falling to the floor. Turns out the "spider" was just a piece of loose thread from one of my blankets. Now my nose is bleeding and I haven't had a chance to get my coffee yet.

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<bot>: Thought there was a spider on my face, so I punched myself in the nose to wake up. Nose is bleeding badly, maybe broken. I want coffee