<human>: I was sat in math class, where I sat next to a hot girl. We got along really nicely and all was well. One day I was bored shitless, everyone was getting on with their work whilst I sat there wishing for the day to end (it was close to the end of the last lesson of the day). I put my head in my hands and felt a lump on my cheek. At the time I wasn't sure if it was a bite or a lump or a spot, but being the bored, idiot I am, I applied a little pressure to it, seeing what would happen. Idiot move (obviously). I felt this spot squirt out all sorts of puss and goo. At first I tried to hide it by putting my hand on my cheek, hoping, praying, that the puss landed on the carpet or something. I lifted my hand off my cheek and looked towards where my spot puss had headed. The hot girl had puss on her chin, cheek and lip. She didn't know what it was. Then she must of saw the lump on my face with blood coming out of it or something, because she realised it was spot puss and threw up almost instantly, all over the carpet and herself. Didn't attend school for at least a week after that day, I was far too embarrassed. Hot girl never talked to me ever again.

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<bot>: Curiously popped a spot (which I didn't know was a spot) which squirted puss on a hot girls face causing her to throw up over herself in a maths class.