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I used to play Runescape as a kid.  You all remember the party hats (phats), right?  Well, my buddies and I thought we were such 1337 hackers because we somehow stumbled upon the sourcecode for the Runescape client that could be downloaded to the computer (basically, it was a lightweight web browser).  In the sourcecode, we saw "RedHat Linux something something something else."  Well holy mother of Christ we thought we found a way to hack Runescape in order to get red party hats.  We stayed up literally all night trying to figure it out; we'd sleep over each others' houses every weekend for months trying to open our new-found treasure trove of free party hats.  Looking back, especially as a user of a RedHat distro, I can't help but chuckle.
<bot>: Cracked" sourcecode for a Runescape client, saw "RedHat" in the code, tried to open up a treasure trove of red party hats.