<human>:  How do I correctly tie a tie?
<bot>: 
1. Start by draping the tie around your neck with the wide end on the right and the short end on the left.
2. Cross the wide end over the short end.
3. Pull the wide end up and through the loop.
4. Move the wide end behind the loop, over the short end and up on the right side.
5. Now move the wide end down and across the front of the loop.
6. Move the wide end up through the back of the loop.
7. Pull the wide end down to form a knot at the neck.
8. Now pull the wide end to tighten the knot and center it on the neck.