<human>: To preface this story i live with my room mate in a small double decker condo with a little backyard. I am almost never home because im always traveling, at work or in class. So today I came back from a rock climbing trip. I was deliriously tired coming in at about 4 in the morning. I set my stuff down in the hallway and let my dog out back to do his thing. Let him back in stumble upstairs and see a note on my door from my room mate. (Let's call him steve) Steve is kind of an idiot so being super tired I figured he was probably telling me to buy more toilet paper or something so I pulled it off my door, dropped it on my floor and passed out hard. 7 in the morning rolls around and I hear deep voices I've never heard before. Steve is a small dude and doesn't really hangout with people other than his girlfriend so I was a little curious but disregarded it. Voices get closer. My bedroom door opens and I see a large bearded man and another average sized dude in hooded sweatshirts walk in. Still deliriously tired I pull the ar-15 out from under my pillow and shouted GET DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS! At this point my rather large Australian Shepherd jumps up and tackles one of the dudes to the ground who at this point is pissing his pants. Ready for the fuck up? The guy who didn't have my dog about to rip his throat out goes "WAITTTT WE LEFT A NOTICE ON YOUR DOOR!" Keeping my guard up I notice the note on the ground. I pick it up and read it. It's a note from Steve saying that the maintenance department was coming by with the corperate office to do annual inspections on our condo and had given us two days notice. Immediately apologizing up and down I helped the one dude up who was luckily fine. They aren't pressing charges.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: ignored a note from my room mate saying maintenance was inspecting our apartment in the morning. Pulled my gun and sent my dog on some poor dude.