<human>: On August 1, I finally chose the university I want to transfer to. However, because I waited so long to make my decision, I was kinda shit outta luck for housing.

After looking around a lot, my Dad helped me finagle a one bed, one bath, fully furnished apartment with a kitchenette in this hotel-esque building (complete with 24/7 gym, a pool, a movie theater, free printing in a private study room, and a private parking spot) that's a few minutes walk away from both the bars AND my classes. Seems great, right?

But I fucked up. I signed the lease yesterday. Today, some ridiculously hot girl messaged me asking if I was still looking for a place and offered a room in her two bed, two bath apartment in the same building.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: I'm living in a sick apartment in a great building. I could be living in an equally sick apartment in the same building with a stupidly hot girl.