<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

My mum is convinced I automatically break any electricals I come into contact with. I came home from Uni and she blamed the internet dropping out on me.

Anyway, a few years ago she got it into her head that my playing computer games was why the house PC was slow and breaking. Each time I played something it would get *worse*, and each time I stayed away it got better. Her reasons were always "I'm a media teacher, I know more about this than you"

Eventually I install a game, Unreal Tournament, from a bought CD. Instantly she complains the internet is slow. I remove the game and try to explain that doesn't happen. She tells me of course it does, because the game is on the computer so 'people' know the computer is there to hack.

I mentally facepalm, and offer to install it again, if the pc breaks, I'll never touch a game again. She agrees (with much huffing and puffing). Only I don't install the game. I spend an hour surfing the net, and finally just c&p the desktop icon of the game onto the desktop.

Sure enough, she complains for the next fortnight about how slow and virus-y the computer and internet is because of that damn game. I finally tell her the truth (stupidly) and she has a fit about me being conniving and sneaky.
<bot>: Mum is stupid with computers and thinks a bought, CD, Offline game can make our router crash. I demonstrate it's in her head by pretending to install the game and letting her complain about an imaginary game breaking everything for two weeks.