<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

So this actually happened a few months ago, but I've  only recently discovered  the tifu subreddit. 
I have a habit of saying the wrong thing. Especially around pretty ladies. 
After a long day, I decided to have a pint to chill out before heading home. I went into a bar and the barmaid instantly caught my eye. She was a tall, slim, edgy looking Asian girl. She didn't see me right away, so I was playing with my phone while waiting to be served. After a few minutes, she came over, I ordered my drink. She was smiley and cute, which made me become a fumbling awkward mess. 
I should mention that the music was pretty loud too. 
She handed me back my change, which I obviously dropped and looked like an idiot. So while trying desperately to pick it up, I went to thank her. 
I started to say "cheers", but then half said "thanks". I shouted, so she could hear me over the music. The song ended, just as I shouted "CHINKS!!". 
At my beautiful, Asian barmaid. 
Everybody heard. 
TIFU.
<bot>: today I messed up my words and combined cheers and thanks to shout " chinks " at a beautiful, Asian barmaid.