<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So the story isn't as fun or badass as you think it would be but I don't know what else to do. 

Basically, my neighbors just love having camp fires all the time. My family and I doesn't care when our other neighbors have a fire once in a while with their friends but these neighbors are just bad. 

My mother is a cancer survivor and is bothered very much by smoke. This smoke that comes from their pit fills the entire house with smoke and forces us to shut every window in the house for hours while they have this fire going. It closes off all the fresh air and makes us sit in the hot, nasty air while we sleep. 

My parents called the cops a few times, but they never actually got fined and in result never stopped making the fires. Last night, my folks called again and the cop fined the neighbors because there was a smog warning. An hour later one of the neighbors came and smashed an egg on our front door. They didn't throw it, they walked up to the door and smashed it. 

We've gotten really fed up with this attitude and highly doubt that the police will care about what happens at all, so I would like to get back at them in some non-violent and passive way to show them how annoying it can be. What are your ideas, Reddit? 

Also, if it helps, I live in Canada, so if there's any legal information that I should know that would be great.
<bot>: Called cops on neighbors because of consistent huge fires and in result got egged. What can I do to get back?