<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Shit was getting pretty steamy after a long day of work yesterday, but unfortunately we had to cut our rendezvous short because it was pretty late and we had to get home. We buttoned up our pants and put on our coats and I noticed my boyfriend was still hard, so I asked if it hurt to walk around with an erection in tight jeans. He told me guys know how to handle it because boys get random boners in public and have to deal with it so it's not super obvious or whatever. I knew this happened, but I found it kind of hilarious when he started telling me about boner suppressing techniques being that I can't relate at all. So I asked him what his preferred method is to get rid of those awkward public boners, and he told me he likes to recite all of the physical and mathematical equations he knows to a) get blood flowing to his head and b) get his mind off of being horny. I think it's cute! He also told me about how guys flex all their muscles to get blood flowing to other parts, and I've heard of folding your dick up and putting it under the waistband of your underwear just so it looks flat or something.
<bot>: my boyfriend was hard and i asked how guys get boners to go away and he told me his neat trick, i want to hear some of yours