<human>: Just a moment ago I received a phone call asking for "Mr. my dad's full name." Let's say his last name was "Smith" (not his real name) I told her that Mr. Smith is dead, as he died in 2010. She asks for Mrs. Smith, and I told her that she died in 2004.

The woman did not listen to anything I had just said, and simply asked for Mr. or Mrs. Smith again. I again told her they are both dead, and that her asking for my dead parents is upsetting me and asked her where she was calling from, who she was, and what she wanted. 

Not surprisingly, once again she asked me to put Mr. Smith on the phone. I asked her again who she was was, as I was pretty upset at this point, and all she did was order me in a stern voice to put Mr. Smith on the phone. 

I told her "Look, Mr. Smith is dead and since he was cremated I don't think it is possible for me to put him on the phone, but you can call (the name of the cemetery where he is buried) if you want to talk to them about where he is.

Guess what? If you're reading this far you probably have a good idea what happened next. *She asked for Mrs. Smith to be put on the phone.* I paused to think about what to say. I could hear other people in the background, so she was calling from a call center of some sort. I said, "listen, you are banging your head against a brick wall here. My parents are dead, and I am hanging up on your stupid ass and fuck off."

I looked up the phone number that called me and it is from a fake debt collector who if I believe the reviews, tries to extort money from people.

And now I'm going to go drink myself unconscious.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Fake debt collector calls my cell phone for my dead parents, they get told off, and now I'm getting shitfaced.