<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

ok, so this is one of those very touchy subjects that you can't just bring up around people so i have no idea where to turn to without paying $3000 for some guys to come burn all my shit.
I went on vacation, staying at a friends house, on a mattress on the floor. woke up on day two with little bites on my feet. I figured they were some sort of bugs so i moved to the couch and slept uncomfortably for a week. I kept my crap off the floor and my clothes in plastic bags. Later on the original bites got big and itchy as hell. My buddy told me he had bed bugs ages ago but thought he got rid of them with some spray. Once i moved to the couch i didn't get bit again. when i got home i vacuumed all my luggage and shoes and I took the sealed clothes and did my laundry but im still paranoid and still itchy from the original bites. Is there a way to tell if i brought any of those suckers home? Any help or experience or where to turn would be really helpful. Thanks a bunch.
<bot>: Came home with five day old bed bug bites but took precautions, but can't tell if i brought any back with me.