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I've been a long time lurker and am now posting while biting down on a foul tasting, bloody piece of gauze. 

The FU happened on Friday evening. I was disciplined with my food all day and was well within my calorie goals. I came home to mom's homemade crispy pork skins and some other crispy crunchy morsels she whipped up with the airfryer. No harm right? I could just eat that and still not bust my budget calorie-wise. 

I took a bite of the pork skin and experienced a horrifying crunch. That wasn't the pork skin, that was my tooth!! 

Fast forward to today. Dentist told me it had split into two, down to the gums. It was unsalvagable so I had it extracted. Cue a whole hour of him pushing against my face, yanking on my tooth and shattering my teeth into fragments cuz my teeth are weak like that... I found a piece of my tooth in my shirt on my way home. 

I'll need to return for a dental implant in a few months (which is gonna cost me thousands of dollars). My best friend's wedding is also right around the corner. I'm gonna be a bridesmaid missing a tooth. Lovely.
<bot>: I cheated on my diet, ended up with a split tooth, and will need painful and expensive dental procedures moving forward.