<human>: This actually happened today! My usual morning schedule is wake up, shower, browse reddit until I have to leave for work. Lately though I've been spending too much time on the latter and getting to work a couple minutes late, so today I decided "No I need to get to work on time NO REDDIT". But dammit wouldn't you know it I can't find my damned keys today! I search EVERYWHERE for a good 30 minutes and end up having to use my spare car key (with no house key) and leave my back window unlocked so I can get back in....and then I end up 15 minutes late rather then 2 or 3 minutes. Fastforward to 30 minutes ago, I get home, crawl through my window, spend another 15 mins searching for keys real quick, give up, and pick up my laptop ...and there's my keys. Right where they would have easily been visible had I browsed reddit this morning

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<bot>: If I would have just dicked around on reddit this morning I probably would have been much earlier to work and wouldn't have had to crawl through my window.