<human>: Unlike others this literally happened 10mins ago. 

I had gotten off work late and need to cook food for lunch tomorrow. The kitchen is a wreck so I decided to just grill some hot Italian sausage on our little Coleman camping grill (the ones that use the little propane tanks). 

So I'm cooking the sausages, flip them a few times. BOOM. They are done. So I run inside grab a plate, throw them on there and run inside to get my NOM NOMs on. 

Fast forward 4 mins, I've crushed three of these bad boys and I keep smelling an odd smell..like lighter fluid or something. I'm think Jesus I didn't use that but smell the other 2 sausages and it smells like fluid. I go look out on my porch and the camping grill is literally ablaze. 

FUUUUCKKK!

My whole back porch is thick in smoke. I open the sliding door, run out and go to the grill. The drip pan under it is fueling fire. I run back inside grab 2 oven mitts, slide the flaming drip pan out and set it outside the porch on the pavement. Meanwhile the whole grill is still flaming out the sides, with the lid down. I grab the handle with my oven mitt and it's completely melted. Its stuck to my glove and I have to use the fork on hand to open the grill lid. 

🔥🔥 🔥 whoosh, big flames rolling out of this bitch!

I run inside and grab the squirt bottle (the ones we use to shoot are cats with.  Not to be dicks, but to get them off the counters). I start shooting the entire grill, it is literally glowing the the groins of Satan. I'm freaking out hoping to God the propane tank isn't too hot and will explode, so I start to hit that with The water to cool it down. I get it under control, no flames and the grates are still glowing. I spend another 3 mins just spraying the whole thing down to cool it.

The entire grill is sitting lopsided now, the heat melted and warped the legs. Luckily the house and I are still intact.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: Forgot to turn off grill, flames of Satan, sudue hellish flames and lived to grill again. Thank God I react well under pressure.