<human>: Edited to add:

* She's lied about guys before.
* She had a call from someone, and returned the call 3 separate times afte work.  I called the number but it was a dud, and gave me an out of service message. She said she thought it was to aboutthe kids.

* Stayed home from work yesterday.
* Wife didn't know. 
* She was suppose to get home at 12 noon, she got home at 3PM.
* I texted her during this time, she said she was getting home, then lied about being home.
* She came home, didn't know I was home, ran to the bathroom to pee. 
* She was suprised to see me home.  Asked me what I was doing home, avoided answering why she wasn't home when she said she was.
* Said she went to get makeup, didn't want to tell me cause I am wierd with money.
* Check her panties, cause she ran in the room pantless, and panty less, wrapping her clothes in with our kids. (it was more like why the hell are you hiding those...)
* Asked why her panties has discharge, said, she was ovulating, and she had to pee really bad so she peed her herself a little. (this whole fucking sentence is cringe worthy...)
* I said why did you have to drive for 1.5hrs to get makeup...she said Macy's is the only place that carries Bare Minerals.
* She was gone for about 3 hours, it takes at most 45mins to get to Macy's, so she spent about an hour at Macy's. She didn't bring home any makeup, said the girl left her at the stand, and she was just waiting there.
* The whole thing was wierd so checked our account. She went to the supermarket and bought something for $14 and got $40 in cash.  She never mentions this, even after I asked her to be honest.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: My didn't know I called in sick, came home 3 hours after she was suppose to be home. Texted me telling me she was home when she wasn't.  What am I missing?