<human>: This fuck up happened a few months ago. I was driving home with my girlfriend. It's a fairly long drive, about 4-5 hours. It's 10pm and we have about an hour left until we get back. I decide to change lanes so I check my blind spot by first looking at my side view mirror, and then turning my head to the right to make sure that nobody is there. As I turn my head, I get this intense urge to sneeze. Now, I'm driving about 75 mph. Instead of waiting to change lanes, I keep my eye on my blind spot as I change lanes and proceed to unleash the mother of all sneezes on my girlfriends face. She stares at me in total disbelief for a few seconds and then gives me the "I can't believe you just did that" look, followed by silence.

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<bot>: decided to change lanes and sneeze in my girlfriends face instead of waiting to change lanes and sneezing like a normal person