<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Friends and I went out at 5 on Friday thinking we would have a few drinks and go home. Fast forward to midnight and we're still drinking, though we'd been a few different places (and thankfully had had enough sense to eat something). We come back to the bar we started at and, what do you know, this guy that I know that I think is cute happens to be there. I end up crying to him (at this point everything starts getting a little fuzzy) about god knows what, I also remember feeling like I insulted him but I'm not sure what it was about? Somehow in my infinite sexiness as a drunk mess convinced him we should make out. Tried to get him to take me home, he said no, which I understood but was trying to give him PLENTY of time to change his mind if you know what I mean. (I'm glad he said no now, but it did hurt my feelings a little then.) He didn't and I went home and sent him an embarrassing number of frantic texts apologizing. AND I have a thing with someone (emotionally committed but sexually open since we live in different cities, but he's moving here soon) and, while drunk, apparently I bought a nonrefundable plane ticket to go visit him this weekend. I know this isn't that dramatic and sorry if you were hoping for a saga or something but I still feel weird about it and I think posting it here might help me feel less weird about it while curtailing my already excessive apologies.
<bot>: If sober you doesn't have Valentine's Day plans, drunk you will make. that. shit. happen. (Seriously though, fuck.)