<human>: Back story - 
I am a senior in high school, and have had the same girlfriend since I was a young, awkward, smelly freshman. I know young love is for suckers, BUT she gives some pretty nice head. So, fuck it, I'll stick around so she can slob on my knob. 
Frontstory - 
I was attending a basketball game for our local high school team, and I usually sit behind my girlfriend, who I will affectionately name Barb for the purpose of this post. Barb is a short, brown haired, thin girl wearing our school colors and jeans, so pretty much like half of the girls in our student section. So we're just chilling at this game, and I'm sitting by a bunch of people I don't really know, but attend our school. 
Anyway, Barb decides to go to the concessions stand outside of the gym. Me being my alert and attentive self made nothing of it and forgot probably immediately after she told me. So I just sit here on my phone and kind of lose track of things. Later, I shuffled over to a girl who I thought was Barb and playfully grabbed her pant muffins. To my surprise a girl I have never talked to before turned around in great anguish, with a look on her face like I just killed and raped her dog or something. I felt awful and was super embarrassed. Barb heard about this and hasn't stopped giving me shit for it.

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<bot>: I pinched a random girl's ass at  a basketball game in front of about 15 of my peers. Barb fucking loved it though.