<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

It's a long story, so here is a quick summary.

I wasn't feeling to well that morning, but decided to go on a run anyway. As I'm running down a country road, I suddenly realize that I need to go diarrea. I find what I think is an abandoned house out in the country, find a secluded spot behind some bushes, and let it go. As I'm leaving, I turn around and see the owner of the house get in their car, and they follow me for a while as I run away terrified and embarrassed. I think they were just trying to make a point. I feel horrible for going in their yard, but I didn't realize that someone lived there. Anyway, do you have any horror stories?
<bot>: Went on a run, had diarrea, went in what I thought was an abandoned front yard, owner of house saw and followed me in their car.