<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Fuckup just happened, so annoyed by it that I'm posting it in public, I'm regretting everything I did last few hours anyway. I need some genius joke or so to process it so I just post it here.

Anyway, I started talking to some extremely good-looking chick a few days ago. She's a bit younger than me, but she didn't seem to care, and neither did I. Everything was going fine between us, I think she might have liked me and I also definately liked her a lot. The thing is that I could only talk to her when walking home from the bus, which is 2 times 5 minutes in the week, so I added her on facebook to learn to know her better.

Well, it didn't work out on facebook, and I ended up calling her bitch (sarcastic inetion) but she thought I really meant it. She get's mad at me and said she thought I was a  nice guy until then.

And ofcourse, when trying to unfuck, I made things only worse and there's a big chance she won't talk to me when I see her next time (monday)
<bot>: I met a chick, called her in a sarcastic way bitch on facebook, now she completely ignores me thinking I'm a complete asshole and a player who just tries on every girl.