<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

So I have been lurking here on Reddit for awhile now, but I really wanted to share this story with you all.

I am a bartender and today I was serving these two older gentlemen, probably 50's, who were drinking like they were 21 years old. Shot for shot. This continued on for quite some time and that's when the old stories and memories started breaking out. By this time these guys are "Drunker Than a Skunk Smoking Funk" and I am rolling on the floor laughing, not literally - gross. But my favorite story of all was this. The two were at a bar in the Bronx, New York, say 20 or so years ago. And I guess the shorter irishman had a thing for fighting. Go figure. Well some asshole was mouthing off to them outside of the bar they were at in front of a police officer. The irishman walked up to the cop and asked him, so whats the minimum sentence for basic assault. Confused the cop told him 30 days and the irishman replied, "Totally worth it!" And proceeded to knock the asshole out. And I mean lights out. Cop ended up laughing and turning around. And they walked on to the next bar.
<bot>: Irishman asks a cop whats the minimum for basic assault then proceeds to knock some one out in front of him. Cop looked the other way.