<human>: TIFU by going for a quick run.  Was an amazing day to go for a run, especially since I ate a bunch of unhealthy food at lunch today.  Feeling ambitious, I thought "Let's run to the next sub division today."  That's when the chase began.  I made it 50 feet out of my sub, before I started being chased by two dogs.  I did the "right" thing, stopped running, and stared off-eye contact at the dogs, and said "NO!"  Just like that one dog (Corgi) stopped and sat, and the other took off back to its house.  I couldn't believe it worked! Then, 3 seconds later, the now obedient corgi proceeded to get mauled by the two pit bulls from across the street.  I then saved the original dog that was chasing me, getting bit in the process, and protected him long enough for the pit bull owner to get her dogs under control.  I finished my run in a bloody mess.  Don't change your running routes people.

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<bot>: I changed my route, got chased by a dog, then got bit by the same dog while trying to protect it.  Don't change your route people.