<human>: Backstory: I was watching clips from the Daily Show on Youtube, in particular, one of the numerous sketches where Jon Stewart impersonates Glenn Beck's former FOX News show. My mom proceeds to look at what I'm watching and remarks, "Glenn did the same thing when he was on FOX News!" I turned around and asked her whether she still watched/listened to him (as he pulled an Oprah and got his own TV network or some shit, but I digress), and she stated, "All the time! After he got all the stuff about the Occupy Wall Street people being funded by unions, I really picked up on what he said. He's so smart!" [This was my reaction upon hearing those words] She made up for it by making me a birthday cake and sending it to me through the mail. Candles and all.

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<bot>: My mother said she like Glenn Beck, I "baffled boxer"d all over myself. Birthday awesomeness was her only redemption.