<human>: So after eating not one, not two, but THREE bowls of very onion-y, and very lentil-y lentil soup, I suffered some pretty nasty burns in my workshop. I was admitted to the Burn ICU where I had the most absolutely revolting gas that has ever left my body. Think rotten eggs and onions.

Of course, being in pain, I was on some pain meds that made me have little control over my body. All night I was blasting wretched farts and stinking up the joint - and was probably known by two shifts of nurses as the "fart kid". I saw their faces change from being happy and helpful, to sheer horror and disgust.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Ate mas lentil soup. Burned. Muscle relaxing pain meds in the hospital. Deflated stench like a cut balloon, causing adverse reactions with staff.