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So i work in a daycare / nursery setting and as of 2016 am the only male working there (male chef & practitioner left at christmas leaving me solo.)

Today, i went down to the office to get the key for the art cupboard to get some paper so i could do some track painting with the children (using car / train wheels etc to paint with.) heres where the FU starts.

Also today, we had fish pie for lunch, it was in the process of being cooked and had stunk out the hallways / lobby with fishyness. I walked into the office and said my greetings to the manager / deputy and then making idle conversation and being the usual witty fucknut i am said "What are you guys up to? Something smells fishy in here!" - Now hear me out, "Something smells fishy" is a common saying for something being suspicious, right? At least in the UK it is.

At this point my manager gets this weird look on her face, spins round and is like "WHAT did you just say?! I cant believe you would say that Capp3d that is SO rude!" and i immediately realise she thinks im talking about her hygiene and start backtracking like crazy "Oh no, no no no i meant that something was suspicious, the lunch is fish, fishy...get it?!?!" my deputy (who actually got the joke) confirmed and my manager told me to politely get the F back to work.

So...yeah...whoops, i guess in corporate america i would be waiting for a call from HR right now lol.
<bot>: Had fish for lunch, Told my manager something smelled fishy as a joke - she thought i meant her instead of something being suspicious.