<human>: Dear Reddit, 

My boyfriend's birthday is next week..I sat down at the computer to make him a card and realized I have no idea what I'm doing and it will end up being a printed sheet with clip art from Word. So I turn to you reddit, and ask that if anyone is computer design/Photoshop savvy and has some extra time or nothing to do to help me out with this. My boyfriend is a long time redditor and would love to find out when opening his card that this is how it came to be. I have a couple of ideas for what should be in the card but PM me if you are interested because like I said he's a redditor and will almost certainly see this. If you can help out great, if not also cool I totally understand just figured I'd try. Thanks Reddit!

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Want to give my boyfriend a kick ass card on his birthday, have no idea how to go about this on the computer NEED HELP!