<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

My dad has many of those little annoying habits, eating loudly, biting his nails whenever his hands are free, loudly sniffing and coughing frequently and blaring BBC news past midnight.  

I know logically that I should just get the fuck over it and I've been told to do this many times. But whenever I see him or hear him doing these things, I lose any sense of logic and it drives me absolutely bat shit crazy. People tell me to 'just ignore it' but that is way more easily said then done. I've struggled for years with this problem and now its gotten to the point where I can't sit in a room with my father without getting annoyed, and its putting a strain on our relationship. 

I really hate this side of myself and I think I would be a much better person and have a much better relationship with my dad if I could get past this. I want to just get over it and give 0 fucks but I really don't know how. I'm getting desperate. 

Reddit, I need your help. If anyone has been in a similar situation and could give me any advise it would mean the world. I love my father and I don't want to be like this any more.
<bot>: my dad's bad habits drive me insane, so much so that its putting a strain on our relationship. I want to know how to not give a fuck and deal with it. Plz halp