<human>: So about a week ago I find myself in downtown Austin visiting my soon to be married best friend who has asked me to be the best man.  We have plans to rent a beach house and everyone chipped in about $200 to buy alcohol for the bachelor party.  

I had been procrastinating and was running out of time.  I saw this sushi restaurant downtown and thought, "I'll park next door in this liquor store's parking lot, by all the alcohol for the trip and then surely they'll let me park there and go eat lunch"

I ring up $1245 worth of scotch, bourbon, vodka and beer and then proceed to pay. The old man at the counter looked like he had the personality of a celery stick.  When I got my reciept and everything was loaded into about 6 cardboard boxes I asked him, "hey man, do you mind if I stay parked here for about 30 minutes while I run next door and get lunch?"  He looked at me over the boxes of all this liquor and flatly said, "no, unless you're just getting it to go and you'll be back in five minutes or less, I'll tow you"  

I looked him dead in the eyes and said, "might I inquire as to your return policy then?"  

He looked at me confused, as if he didn't understand the question.  "I said, I'd like all of my money back sir".  that's when it clicked and he tried to offer the parking spot to me like I had initially requested seeing $1245 going up in smoke.  No Dice jack! I made him painstakingly rescan everything while I stared him down.

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<bot>: buy $1245 worth of liquor, ask manager to use parking spot to grab lunch next door, he refuses, I return all the alcohol and ask for my money back.