<human>: This actually happened over the weekend - I'm DJing my sister's baby shower, and we're having some technical difficulties with the projector, the screen going on and off for no reason. Suddenly, the projector decides to come back to life right as I accidentally press the windows button, and for those of you not familiar with windows 8, the start menu will conveniently have thumbnails of recently viewed items pop up in front of you.

Luckily(?) it was family and friends only, and not a professional gig... The irritating thing about the whole incident was that I even took the precaution of temporarily deleting the files so this exact scenario can't happen...

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<bot>: DJing sister's baby shower, and BAM!, 10ft titties on screen for the viewing pleasure of around 40 guests