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We made polyvinyl alcohol in Chem lab yesterday, a manly jelly/play-dough-esque substance that looks like it    was extracted from the depths of the Incredible Hulk's nostrils. Anyways, I decided to add green dye to mine since it made it look like Zac (a champion from League of Legends). When I got home I thought it would be a good idea to split my amorphous goop into five pieces (Zac splits into little blobs when he dies) and place them on my roommate's bed since he also plays League. The FU happened when I tried to adjust the little blobs; the green dye from Zac stained my roommates white bedsheet in five erratic blobs.
<bot>: Zac is a savage, left amorphous goop on roommates bed, looks like roommate wet his bed not once, not twice, but five times.