<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

This is about as petty as it gets.

So some girl decided to insult my friend who plays basketball. He's notorious for being good and dunking and she decided to poke fun.

Anyhow, insults go back and forth and she eventually said something about me being Chinese (when I'm not) and going back to my home town. Her and her friends thought she was so funny and so I decided to enact some petty revenge.

I screenshotted the comment. I then went to her university's page and went to "submit" an email to the athletic department about the "racist" comment. I wrote out the email and closed the tab but not before taking a screenshot of that email.

I showed it to her and her friends and now she's worried about losing a D1 scholarship. I actually didn't send it since that's extremely messed up but hey, if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen. I'll tell them tomorrow.
<bot>: pretended to email a D1 school about one of their signees being "racist". Signee is now a bit rattled.