<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

Actually this happened nearly a year ago while I was camping with a friend of mine. Btw I am a 20 year old male and English is not my native language. 
After coming back from a canoe trip we decided to grill some steaks and drink some beers. In the middle of the we decided to go to sleep, so we put our campfire out and took the beer into one of our tents. 
We went in our separated tents and I slept directly. 
Suddenly I wake up in the middle of the night with an urgent need to poop. And I mean fucking urgent. I put on my trousers, go out of the tent and put on my shoes. And when I bend down to tie them I feel it. The warmth of my own poop. In my trousers. In the middle of the night. 
I head to the bathrooms (about 1km) to see what I've done. On the way comes more and more out of me. It's even in my shoes!  After cleaning myself down there with Toiletpaper I put TP into my underwear and head back to my tent to get some towels to shower. After coming back to the bathrooms I go into a shower just to realize that you need change to pay for warm water. So I rush back to my tent, smelling like I shat myself to see, that I have no change left. I go back to the bathroom, shower ice cold and try to wash my clothes, which didn't work so I had to leave them smelly and wash them 2 days later at home.
<bot>: Was canoeing and camping, drank some beer and ate some steaks, went to sleep, shat myself, had to shower ice cold.