<human>: Background here. My BF and I are pretty weird, we're both big geeks and have dirty minds. Anyway, he usually doesn't wear jeans so when he does, he is at risk of losing his bits if he tries to jump over things, or sit cross-legged as he's used to trackpants at work.

This time, he had been sitting weirdly, and got up from where we were sitting in the lounge, me having just told my parents on Skype about how our New Year's went. He starts shifting around, trying to rearrange his boxers so he can save himself, and I decide, for some stupid reason, to ask him if his pants resembled a cheaply made castle.

Cue confused look. But this is where I fucked up.

I should have realized that the microphone was still on, on my computer. My parents are overly religious, so I've been very careful to censor my speech around them. Anyway, boyfriend gives me confused look as I say, "Do they resemble a cheaply made castle? No ballroom."

Cue boyfriend's laughter, which only just covers the outrage spewing from my headphones still (thank god) plugged into the computer. We end up in tears on the floor (We'd been feeling really down beforehand, so it was an OTT reaction but still), and I go back to my computer to find out that my dad is having trouble breathing from laughing too hard, my mum tried to smack him out of the chair for laughing and hurt her hand when it hit his chair instead, and I'm no longer invited down for Christmas this year. Oh well, was worth it to cheer my bf up :)

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<bot>: made a crass joke while still on skype to ultra-religious parents, no longer invited for family christmas this year. Oops