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Long time lurker here, thought I'd share my...

Story: I was waltzing on my way back home after going to the supermarket, and had to stop at a street corner. There were maybe 5 or 6 other people standing around. Among us was a cute brunette woman, in her 30's I'd wager, who was wearing a short, white skirt; another was a slightly hunched man holding a bunched up, black hoodie in front of him. He seemed a little odd, but I thought nothing else of it as I looked away.

Suddenly, I heard a crack among some commotion. A digital camera had fallen on the ground, along with a hoodie (which I assume was to attempt to conceal the device) and landed underneath the woman. This would possibly not warrant any suspicion, except for three factors:

* The man was quite flustered about the incident
* He was already bent over when the camera dropped
* The camera was on and the LED screen was clearly filming

The woman turned around and realized what had happened, with the rest of us in witness. The man quickly retrieved the camera, leaving the hoodie, and darted off behind us. I think the older, balding man that was in the group attempted to halt his egress, but was unsuccessful. The woman was, of course, very embarrassed about the incident, and the presumable wife to the older man began to comfort her as small tears began rolling down her cheeks.

I gave her a quick look of sympathy as the crossing signal turned green, and went on my way back home.

So, Reddit, I understand if you need a throwaway for this, and as always, they are quite welcome. To reiterate the title:
<bot>: Have you ever (to your knowledge) had an upskirt/downblouse picture or video taken of you? Have you ever done so, and how do you not get caught?