<human>: So I was at a bar on Saturday night with a couple of friends (one of which was totally shitfaced) and everything was going fine, none of us are being dicks to anybody and we mostly kept to ourselves.  My shitfaced friend hit on this girl who's there with her boyfriend.  My other friends knew the guy I guess and they talked to him and everything seemed fine.  Then the guy comes over by me at the bar and tells me to move and get the fuck out and starts shoving me with his arm.  I tell him I've got beers here and I'm not going anywhere so he keeps on shoving and telling me to get the fuck out and move.  Finally, after he had shoved me harder the eighth or ninth time I grabbed him by the throat and threw him.  I immediately had five people grabbing me, including his girlfriend who grabbed my throat.  I just started backing away and more and more people start jumping in.  By the time I had moved back as far as I could there had to be about 20 people (girls and guys) grabbing at me and there were guys trying to punch me over the top of other people.  I just ducked and kept moving, didn't even throw a punch because I didn't want to punch one of the girls by accident.  Finally it gets broken up and I start walking toward the door and another idiot pushes me from behind so I turned around and pushed him into the wall, turned back around and walked out.  It was the craziest bullshit I've ever been involved in.  I ended up only getting grazed by one punch and have claw marks on my neck from pulling the girlfriend's hand off my throat.  I'm not the type of person who gets into fights and this was just nuts.  Any other redditors ever have something like this happen to them?

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<bot>: Some ass just came up and started shoving me so I pushed him and got ganged up on by like 20 people.