<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

I'll begin. I was with a girl I was sure was "the one" for quite some time (until 3 weeks ago). Well, she ended up being quite a lying bitch, and cheated on me. My brother saw her macking on some other dude, and then go in a bathroom with him at a bar, and even had 3 pictures of them making out. So when she came home I sent her packing. Fast forward to earlier today. She said she missed me and wanted to come over, so I thought she wanted to fuck, and planned on leading her on to the point of no return and telling her to kick rocks. So she gets here, and BAM! her phone rings, and she proceeds to explain to someone, while apparently thinking I don't own a set of working eardrums, how the 'virgin' she is now fucking gave her a whole mess of STD's. Now, I bet you thought that was the bad part, didn't you? Well, wrong. She went on to explain that while having sex with him, he literally started to bleed from his dick, and she was dumb enough to keep going.
<bot>: Ex chested and lied. Fucked some 'virgin' and his dick bled. Got multiple STD's. I laughed.