<human>: Im fucking sick of all these retarded melodramatic titles in this subreddit. Jesus Christ this place reads like a fucking sad gathering of wannabe authors who are just testing out writing to see if its believable. You're posting here to share your story, and to maybe even get help. You don't have to spin a fucking melodramatic tale using 10 point words and pseudo cliffhanger titles. Its just stupid and it pisses me off. People, please share your story, but if I see one more title like 

"I woke up with his blood on my hands and smiled..."

And the other thing, you don't need to turn your post into some kind of poem or some shit. like [this] Jesus Christ. I honestly don't even believe you, and I sure as hell care less when you come across as being some kind of stupid noir character poet who is sharing half of a story so that we applaud your artistic ability and the drama inherent in your story.

Okay shit I was looking around this subreddit for more examples and I came across [this post] can we all please talk about how fucking stupid that is? Like grow up dude. You sound so so so dumb. Like first off you say you're a 9/10? But you are bestowing yourself on "ugly" women? nigga thats just fucked up and vaguely misoginistic. Idk if thats even right, I just want to be offended by it.

anyways,

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: Please stop with the stupid wannabe noir author titles like "He left me in the rain on a tuesday night..." or some shit because it annoys some random ass dude that was bored enough to post on this subreddit