<human>: [This] is what I'm talking about for anyone who may not have this where they are from. Basically you keep them in the freezer and when you are ready you empty it into a pitcher and add water to make juice. Sometimes it helps to thaw them but these two guys NEVER did 'stage 2' which was actually mixing the juice. I once left one of their juices on the counter for a week and it just sat there 'thawing' until I put it back in the freezer.

The kicker is, one of the dudes had a cup that was the size of like half of a pitcher. So every time he realized I had made juice he would come out of his room, fill his giant fucking cup, then disappear again into his room with over half of the juice. Goddamnit just talking about it makes me angry. 

Some other reasons those were the last roommates I will ever have (besides my SO) 

- One guy lit the house on fire while on mushrooms

- Same guy threw a knife at me for telling him to do his dishes

- Both would leave dishes piled up for literally months on end, I would wash a dish from their dirty pile, use it, then wash it and put it away after I was done and the next day it would be back in the dirty pile

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<bot>: I've never had a roommate I enjoyed living with, what are some of your terrible room mate stories/stories of pure laziness.