<human>: I work with two managers, one who is a guy is awesome and an all around nice guy. His wife, the other manager, is a real cunt. She works and manages another department and from what I hear all her employees have problems here and there ( blaming her problems on them, withholding tips etc). She constantly glare when me and other employees in the department laugh and joke with our manager. Real cuntnugget

Last week she decided to complain about me using my phone to the owners!! I'm not even her employee, and the owners and my manager have said repeatedly that they don't mind as long as I do what I'm supposed to. 

We have an upstairs landing by the front door, there's one homeless guy that usually sits there when its too cold or too hot too cool down or warm up for a bit. The other employees usually are a little rude to him when they ask him to leave, right fully so he's a little bit of a dick, but I always keep it civil, he's a human being not garbage. 

On this given day cuntnugget decides to tell him to shoo, she does so in a very cuntnugget way. She was so loud I heard her telling him off from behind the building ( I was having a smoke). I then see the homeless guy mumbling profanities below his breath. 

He sees me and immediately asks "is this that bitches car?" I say no, and he asks again and I say no. About five cars in he asks again "is this it?", I say nothing.

I'm about done my cigarette so I flick it and head downstairs, I don't think anything of it for the rest of the night. We're closing up and I hear her bitching from inside the washroom, I was pooping, about her car and something about shit. I go upstairs and I had to contain my joy; her windshield and handles were covered poop. It happens every now and then and I assert that I did not point out the car, I simply chose not to answer. Why? I don't know, maybe karma (no pun intended) had something to do with it.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: shitty coworker got shit smeared all over her shitty car by a homeless person. I may have had something to do with it.