<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

This actually happened today.  This morning to be exact.  My team and I had a very important client meeting with the CFO of a large company and his team.  At one point, the client started talking about an equalization policy, which isn't really my area of expertise.  So I started zoning out and began thinking about random things (mainly what I was going to eat for lunch once the meeting was over).  While I was in my own world, the CFO asks if "anybody read it?", referring to the policy.  My ears immediately perked up, and before my brain could catch up with my mouth, I  loudly said: "I reddit!"  The CFO then turned to me and started firing detailed questions at me regarding the policy.  Of course, I had no clue what he was talking about and couldn't answer a single one of them.  Needless to say, I looked like a dumb ass trying to fudge through the conversation.  Now I have to read a 62 page policy so that I can answer his questions because he's going to call me tomorrow.
<bot>: Client asked if anybody "read it."  Thought he said reddit.  Client thinks I'm an idiot, and now I have homework.