<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

So there's this girl. i want to try to hit it. She's attached, but i don't know the guy and will probably never meet him, and she's pissed/over him. Bro code says it's not cheating if you're not the one who's married(read, attached). 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3 And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. 

All three apply, and I've gotten pretty strong vibes that she wants me to make a move. Does Man Law (you know, the sacred law) agree with the (made up tv series) Bro Code? And if not, can we discuss changing it?
<bot>: Chic is pissed at her dude and gonna leave him. All 3 Bro Code rules say I'm free to try to hit it. Does Man Law agree?