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Obligatory "this happened last week" disclaimer.  I've been swamped with work, and am just now finding time to unwind on reddit.

So, it all started with me walking into my dormitory building at my college. There's a rule where you have to swipe your student ID at the front desk in order to ensure only residents are coming into the building.  Sometimes there's a 3-4 person line, such as at night when everyone is coming back from either class or from getting food.  Now, this line takes *maybe* 10 seconds to go though.  But for some people, they feel as though they need to cut to save themselves those ten seconds.  So cue me, waiting in line patiently, as with 3 other people.  I slowly make my way to the front and pull my ID out when suddenly some asshat comes from the other side of me and puts his ID to the machine right before me.  He cut the entire 4 person line just to swipe in give seconds before us.  I give him a look, as does everyone else in line, but don't say anything because its not worth getting into an argument over.  But instead of walking up the stairs to the upper levels, he's sitting there waiting for the elevator.  So I, like always, take the stairs, as I only live on the 4th floor and its really not that bad of a walk.  But instead of taking my usual route, I decide to stop on each floor and press both the up and down elevator buttons, so his elevator stops at each floor both going down, and coming back up.  I hope I inconvenienced him just enough for him to be mildly upset.  It felt good to get back at this fuckface.
<bot>: Guy cuts in front of a four person line to save ten seconds.  I made sure his elevator took the slowest route possible.