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Ok, so this didn't happen today, it happened yesterday.  My son comes home from school and tells my wife and I about an urban legend one of his classmates told him about.  This particular one was about Bloody Mary.  He asks us if it is really real, and of course we say no.  Being the super dad I am, I tell him that I will go into the bathroom and try it just to prove to him it's not real.  So, I go into the bathroom by myself cut off the lights and shut the door.  Cue the "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary", and obviously nothing happens.  Then as I go to leave the bathroom, in a moment of "brilliance" I decide to shake the door violently without turning the doorknob.  He jumps out of his skin, screamimg and crying and ran to my wife, and he literally pees his pants.  The rest of the evening was spent trying to convince him that daddy played a mean prank.  Also, he barely slept last night.  So now I feel like an ass hat, and am not looking forward to tonight.
<bot>: Fell short of the "dad of the year" award by scaring my son so bad he peed his pants.