<human>: So my brother's ex broke up with him 2 years ago because he cheated on her. Twice. Since then se always wants to get coffee and I always avoid it. 

I work at night and told her after she asked 10 minutes ago that I could get lunch with her but I would have to sleep in my car until lunch hour. She told me to sleep at her place and I was like, sure I can sleep on your couch.

She killed it with: I don't have a couch. You'll sleep with me.

What do I do dudes and dudas?

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Brother cheated on ex twice. They broke up two years ago. She wants me to sleep at her place during this morning, to grab lunch later.