<human>: So, I went to Pizza Express. I bought the Etna, and by force of habbit I added garlic and chilli oil to it. Bad idea. My mouth was burning and spicy oil was smothering my hands. I was frequently wiping my hands in a conveniently placed napkin beside me.
Suddenly, I needed the toilet and got up to go and poop. When I returned I sat back down and resumed my meal.
Later, my nose began, as I was consuming copious amounts of spicy food, running and I yet again noticed a conveniently placed napkin beside me. I picked it up and immediately wiped my noise with the slightly orange stain covered napkin. Another bad idea. Another bad idea that I immediately regretted. My nose was burning like our lord and saviour, Satan. So... Yeah.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Ate a spicy pizza, put spice on napkin, used napkin to wipe nose, it stings like crap.