<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

This a throwaway, I don't trust my parents. If any of you are the children (or other relatives) of pastors, or know a lot about pastors, I'd appreciate your input. I tried to find the answer elsewhere on the Internet, only found job listings. 
My question: How long do you think it would take for a pastor to find a job? My mother is female, fifty-two, has decades of experience, and requires a manse (house provided by the church, common thing, fyi just in case). She's been at the church we're at now for over two years, but she hates it, and we're planning on moving, but last time we did it took about two years of looking. Is this a rare occurrence? Please someone give me any information you have to help me with, I just want to know how much time I have with my friends/ long time boyfriend. My pastor mother doesn't know I know she's looking and I can't stand not knowing.
<bot>: My pastor Mom is looking for a new church, I want to know how long I have with my friends and long time boyfriend, any information you have on this would help me.