<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So today is really more the day I realized that I fucked up, but I digress. I recently have been covered in bug bites all the time. I'm outside a lot, so I naturally just assumed they were from mosquitoes and/or chiggers, both of which there are a decent number of in my area. Then I started to notice that they were showing up when I wasn't going outside. In the morning. Right after I got out of bed. One might say the bites were most probably from bugs in my bed.

Because I'm an idiot, I didnt instantly realize what this meant, and continued on with my life as normal. Suddenly, during class today, I had an epiphany: What if (bear with me) the bug bites that I found in the morning were somehow connected to the strange spots of blood that had recently been appearing on my bed? And what if (making some real logical leaps here) all of this was connected to the infestation my friend had told me about last week? The infestation of bugs which feed on blood. Which often live in places such as beds. Commonly known as bedbugs.

To make a long story short it's ass o'clock right now and instead of sleeping I'm washing and cleaning literally everything in my dorm room, because my sheets are covered in bedbugs. The fuck up is that this could have been prevented if I had actually spent more than two seconds thinking about why I had bites all over, and could have dealt with this entire thing three weeks ago during the day, instead of suffering for days on end and then staying up right now until who fucking knows when just so I can have semi-clean sheets and mattress.
<bot>: Been sleeping in a nest of bedbugs for several weeks and could have easily figured it out. Don't worry, that will probably never happen to you. Definitely.