<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

This screw up happened a few months ago and only came to mind recently as a TIFU.
         
I was on holidays with a few friends and was scrolling Facebook when i came across a 'Text door neighbour' challenge. Basically the challenge was adding 1 number to your own phone number and texting them saying 'Hey text-door-neighbour'. After i mentioned the challenge to my friends, i texted my 'neighbour' saying hello. Here's where the shit storm began...     
    
Before i get a text back, i am bombarded with phone calls from the number, and after ignoring a few i decide to answer and find a rather angry middle aged women on the other side. She said she has contacted police and they are tracing my call, to which i immediately drop the act, apologise and try to explain to her what's going on. She ignores my explanation and says that her house was robbed (She must have percived the text as 'next door neighbour') the very same day and she's scared and confused at how i got her number (She wasn't very bright).  After the phone call ended due to some awkward silence, i sent her another text explaining what happened and how i wasn't robbing her. She then said that she was already at the police station giving my number to them as a 'Suspect'.   
I've been on the run ever since.
<bot>: Sent a text to my 'Text-door-neighbour' as a joke, neighbour thought i was threatening her.