<human>: Technically this happened about a year and a half ago.  A buddy of mine was interested in trying some back-door action with his girlfriend a little more regularly and wanted to find some decent lube.  Me being a bro, decided I'd help him out.  Off to Walmart we go! (Where else?).  We get there, browse a bit and find what we were looking for.  (AstroGlide for those curious).  As we're in the checkout line he grabs a Monster energy drink and asks if I want one too...

Me: Nah, I'm good, thanks though.
Him: Oh, my money ain't good enough for you?
Me: Fine man, I'll have one, haha

So there we are - 2 bros checking out at Walmart with 2 energy drinks and a bottle of lube.........................

I have to say, props to the cashier for not saying a damn thing and keeping a straight face the whole time.  We didn't realize what we had done until we left.

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<bot>: Helped a bro find some lube for him and his girl, bought it with him with some energy drinks and nothing else.  Cashier took it like a champ.