<human>: My grandfather and I live in separate countries. The only time we were close was when I lived with him for about eight months when I was three. I don't remember any of it. Other than that, we've seen each other maybe once every three years during family reunions. Every phone call I've had with him in the past was kind of awkward since I don't speak his native language too well, and don't have much to talk about other than small-talk.I don't dislike him, but I barely know much about him other than he really enjoyed booze and women (I remember finding alcohol and porn stashes in his apartment.)

We have no ill feelings between each other. It's just kind of neutral, and neither of us ever made much effort to contact one another. My mother, which is currently by his side, has told me I have the chance to talk to him over the phone one last time before he passes.

I have no idea what to say... I don't want to be a downer during his last moments and say sad things like "we'll miss you", etc. I'm not sure if it's in proper taste to say something comical so he has a few laughs at least. Something like wishing him to meet many beautiful women in his afterlife? (On that note, I don't even know if he believes in an afterlife) I'm at a loss here. Any advice is appreciated.

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<bot>: Grandfather is dying. We were never too close and I don't know much about him. I have a chance to talk to him one last time over the phone before he passes, but am at a loss on what to say.