<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Well I did it... I fucked up. I knew one day I'd be the one on the other side typing a fuck up and I guess that's today. He's still in the stall next to me as I tap away.

So me and my friends are Muslims with sikh humor (get it, not tryna be racist) and so we basically perform our stereotypical duties and pretend to blow shit up when we're with each other. So one day, today, about 3 mins ago,  I'm at our prayer place[TM] and so nature calls. I go to the bathroom, whip out my 5 inch hard black slippery iPhone and browse away on Reddit. When all of a sudden I see someone entering. Lo and behold it's my friend, I could tell because he was wearing his Hanes socks that he *ALWAYS* wears. Also before he was clearly falling asleep inside and was struggling to keep awake so he must have followed me in. He proceeds to stop at each stall to see which one I'm in. I quickly recognize his plan and decide to beat him to it. I swiftly ninja climb into the toilet and prepare to strike my prey. As soon as he stops at my stall he takes longer to see if I'm in there or not. SO I LOUDLY AND QUICKLY JUMP FROM THE TOILET, SWING THE DOOR OPEN AND YELL AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS PRAISING GOD.
Then I proceed to look at this..this this mid 60s man with an absolute horror stricken face like he's just witnessed a literal giant huge piece of shit (which he might've figuratively) and my voice kinda went a little like this *cough cough* ALLLLLAAAAHHHHHUACKBAAAAAaaaaa...a..arrrrrrr....r, I kid u not the voice cracks were real. We just sorta looked into each other's souls for a minute before he went off to the stall next to me muttering about the devil distracting his prayers and now his shit. So there it is Reddit. I dun fukd up.

Old man if you're reading this I'm very sorry from the bottom of my cold cold dark humored heart.
<bot>: Was in bathroom at place 'o prayer. Old man walked in wearing same socks as friend. Decide to be funny and scream praises of God to his face. Ended up as distraction from the devil.