<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

So when I was a freshman in high school, I failed my second semester of Spanish, and didn't feel like getting in trouble with my parents for it. On the day report cards were handed out, I feigned sick so they would send it by mail.  I told my mother I did better than I actually did, she never saw my actual report card.  Our report cards displayed all grades from all semesters, So I fake sick again when the third report cardis distributed, parents are still none the wiser. I've forgotten about the whole thing until two weeks into summer when my mother found my final report card in the mail, saw the F and freaked.  She started screaming about how I never told her about this and proceeded to ground me for two weeks. I put on my best straight face and said, "But I did tell you about this back in February! I was already grounded for two weeks! How could you forget?!?" She bought it, laughed it off, and I got away scot-free.
<bot>: Failed spanish, kept it secret for 6 months, told my mom she already grounded me when she found out, 0 fucks given.