<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

You're on a boat.

Ten people are on it with you.

One of them is your wife, Cassandra.  Another one of them is your son, Bobby.

The other eight people are slaves.  The ship is sinking, and there is only one life-raft available that carries nine people.

Juan, the main leader of the eight slaves, speaks fluent English and makes millions of dollars per year.

Juanita, the lowest in the chain of slave ranks, doesn't speak any English and will have sex with you and anyone you choose to join you for the rest of your life.

Who do you save?

Cassandra - your wife, soulmate, passion-sharer, etc

Bobby - your son, the sperm that got away, etc

Juan - fortune will be yours forever

Juanita - sexy time with a hot slave, i mean...amiright?

Out of the remaining six slaves, none of them are important.

Now, for the final concluding part of this thread:

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON THE BOAT?
<bot>: A ship is sinking?  Do you save your wife, your son, Juan a multi-millionaire, or Juanita who will fulfill your sexual fantasies forever?