<human>: My friend's ex modded her XBox360, unbeknownst to her. She found this out when her console was permanently banned from XBox Live. Surprise!

Can't think of any of my own right now... shame on me. I'll edit as soon as I think of some; I know I've botched a surprise or two...

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<bot>: Bought an It's a boy balloon for a birthday girl who I didn't know had an abortion not a month earlier.