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Today I told my dad and brother at dinner about my plans for a half sleeve (tattoo). Now, ever since I got back from college they have been convinced that I am this new horrifying person (a hippie essentially). So I tell them about it and my dad immediately says no and my brother tells me that I might as well get a tramp stamp because half sleeves are just as trashy. So I immediately retort with "well, both of you can suck my dick". They just sit there with this astonished, dumbfounded look on their faces and I just say "What? if i'm so trashy I might as well say trashy things." Then I walked away with my dad yelling "Who are you? Where did you come from?". I am currently playing guitar in my room and awaiting their attempts to punish me.
<bot>: My family thinks college made me a hippie when in reality it just made me better at covering up my bad attempts at comebacks"