<human>: To give you a background of the situation I was just in, my family has been trying to sell our house for the last 6 months and we've frequently been having "open houses". Today I came home early from a friend's house to find that nobody was home. Forgetting that we have people come regularly to inspect the house, I dozed off for a few hours upstairs in my parents room. When I woke up I heard the voices of people in my house and they were certainly not familiar. When I came to realize how big of an idiot I am, (wearing only my boxers) I decide to hide in my dad's closet rather than tell the elderly couple downstairs  that I'm here. I preceded to hide in my dad's closet like a coward, partly because I was afraid of giving the woman a heart attack if I jumped out (grown man with a neckbeard) and surprised her. As I was mixing up my emotions on the situation, I decided to text my friend and the only advice he gave me was, "act severely autistic". That being said, I waited it out in the closet, and only had the man peak his head in while I panic'd to the sound of my racing heart. Little did the man know I was right below his nose, hiding in a bathrobe that smelled like dad. Denizens of Reddit, what is your most exciting Hide-and-Seek moment? And am I a coward/ what would you have done?

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<bot>: Real Estate Agent and Old people came to my house, I hid in a closet, they never knew I was there, now I feel like an idiot