<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

Happened this morning.  I was in the office break room getting my morning caffeine fix.  We have a selection of tea and two big pump coffee dispensers. There's a big coffee machine that fills up the coffee tanks and an attachment on the coffee maker for hot water (for tea).  I decided on green tea.  As I'm rummaging through the assortment of tea, my boss strolls in and starts chatting me up.  I rip open the teabag and distractedly place it in my thermos cup, string dangling over the side. We make small talk about the super nice MN weather.  As we're chatting, I forget I decided on tea and start pumping coffee into my cup, over the teabag.  You know, like an idiot. By the time I figured out what I was doing it was already too late.  My boss had just witnessed my fuck up.  He asked me what I was doing.  The REAL fuck up is that instead of saying, "whoops, I got distracted and accidentally filled my cup with coffee instead of hot water," I instead tried to play it off like I do this all the time.  I told him it's delicious and that he should try it sometime.  My boss now thinks I'm a weirdo.
<bot>: I accidentally used coffee instead of hot water for my tea in front of my boss.  He thinks I'm a weirdo.