<human>: Bit of background. I'm contracted to work for 2 more weeks as a utility at a mining camp. Basically all I do is clean toilets, maintain the yards and help the chef do dinner service in the evening. I wish to maintain a positive a reputation with the company I work with as possible so just quitting is out of the question. Another reason I can't do this is my parents would basically disown me. It's very important to them that I honour my obligations and so forth. The reason for me wanting to finish prematurely is honourable though. My girlfriend arrives back from South Africa on the 4th of Feb and I'm due to continue work from the 31st to the 14th of Feb. She is sad I will be away and has resigned herself to two weeks of loneliness in a city where she knows no one. I want to surprise her at the airport when she arrives and take her on a whirlwind romantic holiday I have planned and, at the end of it, propose to her. It is set up to be the most romantic week of her life.

Basically I need to fake an injury convincing enough to get me out of this shitty job and fool my parents. I was thinking of buying an arm brace and pretending I'd fractured my arm long boarding.

Please reddit, help me out here. For the sake of love.

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<bot>: I need to fake an injury convincing enough to save me from two weeks of cleaning toilets and deliver me into the arms of my loved one.