<human>: So I'm a college freshman in German 101. My German is fucking awful. A four year old would laugh at how trash I am at speaking this language, so I'll spare you the German.

Today in class we were doing the classic, "Here's part of a sentence, shout out which pronoun we should use," exercise that all language classes have. At one point in time, we had to shout out some basic phrase, I think it was, "I like ice cream." 

Important note: my TA is a woman. A woman that hates me with a passion, yes, but a woman none the less. Thus, when I shouted out, "I love you!" in German (it was the first phrase that came to mind for some reason) the room stopped in time. 

A solid five seconds of silence followed. You could drop a pin and it would echo through the room like a grenade in a bunker. I laughed it off after the initial shock and explained that it was just a slip of the tongue. To be honest, I have a hard time believing anyone took my words as true. 

Having sat through the next hour without much incident, I went back to my dorm to take a shower. During class, the TA basically told us we're all fucking idiots and going to fail the final, so I decided to practice my German in the shower since no one else was in the bathroom. 

I spoke about random things with my limited vocabulary, but at some point I switched to English. I started going on and on to myself about what I wanted my life to be like, how I wished I could find a woman I was truly passionate about, and other very personal topics. Feeling the pressure lift off my shoulders, it became more and more comfortable to speak at a normal volume. My life suddenly started to fall in place in my mind, and I was just about free of the shame of the day. 

And then the splosh. The splosh of a man drooping a brick of shit in a toilet amidst my heart and soul monologue. He had heard everything. Everything. Without hesitation, I turned off the shower, scrubbed the flesh from my bones with that smelly black towel of mine, and left without delay.

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<bot>: I told my German TA I love you and accidentally spilled my deepest wants and desires to a stranger taking a shit. Fuck German, fuck talking to yourself, and most of all, fuck me because today, I fucked up.