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As with most TIFUs, this did not happen today. It's been a little over 3 years, I believe.

The final project for my theatre class was a 20 page paper based on 30 questions the teacher had posed. Many of the questions were about ourselves, and were phrased in such a way that we could answer as personally (or impersonally) as we felt comfortable with. I decided to be pretty damn personal with my answers.

Well, I had it finished and my computer crashed before I got around to printing it. So I rewrote as much of it as I could remember by hand, in a notebook. I typed it up the next day, handed it in, and got an A. All was well (for now).

Fast forward 2 months to a Monday in early June. I am back home with my parents for the summer and have just woken up. I go into the living room and my parents suggest we go for a drive. Okay, whatever.

Well...my extremely conservative parents had found the notebook. My mom thought it was one of hers, opened it, and discovered a multitude of previously unknown facts about her daughter. These facts included my sexual orientation and religious affiliation; turns out their daughter was not a straight Christian but in fact a bisexual agnostic who was not only dating, but in love with, another girl.

Our "meeting" lasted about an hour and only ended after I started having a panic attack. Parents ended up deep in denial.
<bot>: hand-wrote some pretty personal answers to the questions for a final project in a notebook. Conservative parents found them and surprise, their straight Christian daughter isn't so straight or Christian after all.