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Hi all,
First of all, please excuse me if I make any mistake, I'm trying to do my best here. 

So, last Saturday, I was out with some friends, going to a Rock party in Paris. I did drink a lot all night long, and some friends I had not seen for a long time even bought me some drinks, which I found very nice of them (I'm a guy, btw).

As the party was ending, at 7.00AM, I was completely out of my head, just wanting to go home. A friend of mine took the Metro/Tube/Underground/whatever with me for a few stations, and then I had to travel for around 40 minutes alone. For it to be fast, I put my music on, and just fell asleep with my speakers keeping me out of the real world.

Next thing I know, I was woken up by some strange russian guy. I started walking, my headphones still in my ears, but my phone did disappear. And awful fact : my right-side jeans pocket was cut in a very very very professionnal way, all around it, so that everything I had in there could be stolen. 

I lost my phone (which is worth a lot, if you know what I mean. And no, it's not an iPhone), some money, a card, and my dignity. Because I don't care about the fact that I lost my phone or anything, but just that, during 30 minutes, some guys (I don't even know who, how many) could have done anything with me, and I just wouldn't have had the strength to react. 

**Do you have any stories like that ? Alcohol bringing you down ? Not talking about rape situations, but more like being alone, almost passed out in the middle of nowhere, and having shit happening to you ?** Because, believe me, no one around me wants to believe that story.
<bot>: Drunk french guy goes out to party, takes Metro at 7:00 in the morning, wakes up at 7:40 with his pocket cut off, and no more phone. Never woke up a single time.