<human>: So I had to do some shopping and went out and did just that. On my way home, I was really craving one of those sausage and egg mcmuffin things, so I stopped by McDonalds. The drive through was packed and there were few people inside, so I just got down. Placed my order and  waited while I drank about half a large cup's worth of Dr. Pepper. This is where my fuck up began. The server called out my order and I picked it up, refilled my drink and walked out. Remember the half cup's worth of Dr. Pepper? Well all that carbonation was coming up for a huge burp. I was getting ready to let it out, when for some reason I thought it would be really amusing to do my best black metal band impersonation and say "Praise Satan" while having a loud nasty burp. As soon as i finished my praising of our dark lord and savior I kinda grinned to myself for a job well done and noticed a happy little family staring at me with looks  of disbelief and the wife clutching a rosary to her chest. I live in a predominantly Hispanic and Catholic area so I was not surprised, but still. I felt like a dick.

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<bot>: drank lots of soda, had to burp, wanted to sound like a metal singer, burped "Praise Satan", scared poor mexican family.