<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

Going to keep certain detail vague because I'm pretty sure my supervisor reddits.

I'm a student in the UK completing my last year in sixth form. I'm doing an EPQ in sociology (an epq is kind of like a mini dissertation; mine is a 6000 word report, although it can be other things too).

As the title says I have been doing the bare minimum (aka practically nothing) for the past 7 months. I can't/don't want to handle stress so I just didn't do my work. *"Oh I'll do it later, it'll be fine I'll switch them out, he wont even notice".*

Noope.

I never got round to doing, well anything. Obviously I had to show my supervisor ~something~ so I falsified all my research. I made up interviews and made fake graph results all whilst promising myself I'll get round to it. Well I didn't and everything is due in in less than 12 hours and I'm fucking screwed. I've only written 1000 words.

Oh yeah, and my computer wont let me open word documents so there goes any misguided hopes of finishing in time.
<bot>: too lazy to do my work on time, now I have to conjure 5000 words of detailed analysis out of my ass.