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As I've noticed on this sub, this happened last week and not literally today. It all started when I bought a sign for my house. 

I have a house with some friends, 4 of us total, and we all go to college together. Same major and fraternity, pretty sweet. Anyways, I buy I sign I saw at a shop that said "No clothes after 11 PM" and think "Oh man. This is a great idea for a house full of straight dudes." So I proceed to buy it and take it home and hang it on our front door, classy right? (Our house is actually a duplex and so you go in through the front door and there's our door to our house, and a staircase leading to the house above us, I hung it on the door once you walk in from outside) 

Proceed to yesterday. 

I come back from my girlfriends house and it's about 12:30 to 1ish at night. I see the sign as I'm unlocking the door and chuckle to myself while thinking about how clever and funny I am for getting it. Then I go inside. And there's one of my roommates. Just. Laying on the couch. Naked. No blanket or nothing. Just laying there for everyone everywhere to see. He sees me, doesn't even cover up just goes "hey what's up" and I did the only thing I could think of. Go to my room and just hide there for the night. Apparently he thought the rule was to be taken seriously.
<bot>: Bought a sign that said "No clothes after 11 PM" for a house I live in with 3 other college males. Came home one night after 11 and saw my roommate laying naked on the couch.