<human>: The backstory to this is that my dad is in the army. So him and his family members have access to health care at the military hospital. I went in to get my wisdom teeth removed and it was very early in the morning (my official excuse). at a roundabout inside the gates there's a small path, with the roadblocks moved to the side, that leads to the helipad.

I took that path thinking it was the turn to the dental clinic. All of a sudden, I see a big H painted on the pavement. I thought "huh.. weird.. why would they paint Hospital on the pavement since everyone knows where they are?" (I might not be the brightest).

 I proceeded to find a windsock and it's starting at me right in the face. Before I could make a turn I saw a patrol car behind me. They escorted me off the helipad and then took me in for questioning. Every officer there had a good laugh at how stupid I was and let me go.

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<bot>: I took the wrong turn and ended up on a helipad to have military officers questioning me and then laugh at me.