<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

I have lived with my roommate(we'll call him John) for around a year, he is one of my best friends & he is also my boyfriends best friend, they were friends long before my bf even met me, we've been together about 2 years. I'll skip straight to the point--- the other night we were watching TV & drinking, my boyfriend had gone to sleep. John kept staring at my tits & playing with himself..So, i naturally said cut that out.  I said he must have a big dick (metaphorically speaking) for doing that in front of me & he straight shouts out how big his dick is, inches--half inches and all.. O.o I pretty much ignored the statement..I'm just super confused by all of this because we were not even drunk & we normally smoke  a lot so I know his brain was not effected that much.
I'm just really confused by the whole entire night & don't know what to think really...
<bot>: Man*: roommate was playing with himself while staring at my tits & i think he was trying to do stuff with me. I'm unsure about what to do with this imformation.