<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

First off, I am not a natural writer. Second, this is my second(maybe last) post on Reddit. I hope I won't be breaking any rules of this subreddit.

This happened technically yesterday but since this happened not more than twenty four hours ago so I am proud (or ashamed) to tell you that today I fucked up.

In months like this, it rains almost everyday here in our country. I love the rain but droplets of water on my eyeglasses hinder my vision so I put it in the bag. This won't slow me down since my vision(350/400) isn't so bad for just walking even without my other pair of eyes. 

I was on my way to the building where our next class will take place when I saw my 'friend with benefits' she was busy swiping or typing in her phone. Her back was facing me. Short-bob hairstyle, 5'2'', onion booty, and her favorite yellow converse shoes. So I figured I'd say hi to her in a language we both understand. I looked around to see if there are people looking. Clear! I slapped her ass lightly. She was literally shocked because she dropped her phone but she didn't turn around. I slapped again but this time, harder. She won't turn around. I decided to go in front of her to see if she's happy(or horny) with my way of saying hello. Yup. You guessed it. NOT HER. The girl was in tears when I looked at her face. My first instinct was to apologize and to make her feel better after what just happened. After what I did. Her sobbing intensified and so did the number people walking where we were as seconds pass by. We were attracting  crowds around us. "WHY?!" She cried. Asking me why did I do what I did. I really don't fucking know what to say nor how would I react. I didn't want to run away. Another dick move wouldn't solve the fuck up I've committed. So, yeah. I stayed there and took every single drop of shame I deserve. I gave her my full name and contact information in case she would want to press charges. I fucking deserve it anyway but I'm still hoping she won't.
<bot>: took my glasses off, mistook a girl as my FuBu, slapped her ass and now I'm expecting a subpoena.