<human>: As I was getting ready for work, my liquid soap ran out.  So, I pulled the old trick of adding water and shaking the bottle.  More soap!  However, it was a much thinner consistency than normal soap.  When I pushed down on the plunger, it shot across the bathroom.  I was in a hurry, and didn't bother to clean it up.  Apparently I had some on my khakis.  It was 9 AM before a kind co-worker pointed out the stain.  It looked a helluva lot like a semen stain.  I walked around like that for two hours.  Fortunately, soap comes out easily.

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<bot>: Improvised soap created a pseudo-semen stain on my pants, and I walked around work like that for two hours.