<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So the usual this didn't happen today but a couple months ago and I'm still paying for the fuck up. It had been a long day at school and I wasn't able to go to the bathroom for most of the day, so when I was driving home I had to pee extremely bad and it was raining outside. When I got in my house I didn't bother wiping all the water that was on my shoes and ran to the bathroom. Most of my house is wood flooring, and half way to the bathroom I ended up slipping and hitting my side hard to the point I had pissed my self from shock of what just happened.
I couldn't get up for a couple minutes because it felt like he'll to stand on my left leg. I had limped for about the rest of the day thinking the pain would go away. I woke up the next day and the pain still wasn't gone. Fuck. So my parents called the doctor to get it rayed. He said he would call me in a week tops if he found anything but didn't think it was serious so we started to head back home. 15 minutes after leaving the doctors office we get a phone call saying we needed to go to the hospital immediately.  Apparently I fractured my hip and they had to put 3 metal pins in my leg. It wasn't a fun tome having to be in a wheel chair for those 2 months.
<bot>: Had to pee, slipped, ended up in a puddle of pee and a broken hip at the age of 17.*