<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

i work at a deli. i'm the meat slicer. i was all super high at work today and some dude comes and asks for 1/4 pound of turkey. i slice 1/4 pound and start to wrap it up and he's like no, i said 1/4 pound and i'm like yea, a 1/4 pound and he's like no that's 3/4 and then i look and i realize that i accidentally cut him 3/4 of a pound. 
and i'm like oh, 1/4 pound. so then i weigh the meat again and start to wrap it up again and again, he's like no dude, fucking 1/4 pound. and i'm all thinking it was 1/4 and then i look and it was 3/4 of a pound. again. i got it the third time.
<bot>: dude asks me to cut him 1/4 pound, i accidentally cut and try to give him 3/4 pound. twice.