<human>: M/21 Rather than dump the reality on all your pour souls' with the long, boring, sad, (yet) true story, I'm just gonna sum it up to I've accepted the fact that the reason I'm home this friday night is because I don't really have any friends to be doing anything special with. Otherwise I'd probably just drink some beer and smoke some cigarettes (and weed) in a parking lot with someone I could find who'd be down to kick it (which is obviously nothing special and actually quite depressing and sad). So I'm not missing anything special yet I'm still sad, partially because I am just browsing reddit after all and partially because I don't have anything to do anyways. Your turn, and let's specify sex/age for a better picture.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: Not many friends, pretty much don't have anything to do. It's summertime, let's hear why *you're* even reading this right now?