<human>: So I was feeling really good and sexy. I was actually thinking of posting to gone wild or something. So I got naked in front of the bedroom mirror and started taking pictures. After 5 minutes I started to get bored and decided not to go through with posting them. I turned around and the kitchen window caught my eye. The blinds were wide open. I start freaking out. The kitchen light was off. But the bedroom light was on and the door was open. I quickly got dressed and went to close the blinds. And while I was doing it, heard guys talking. Oh shit. We live in a ghettoish neighborhood and outside the window is an alley. I dunno how I can fail so many things in my life.

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<bot>: Trying to be sexy and take selfies to post on the internet. Forgot to close blinds. Neighbors prolly saw me doing it. Got so embarrassed didn't post them at all.