<human>: When I was in college, I got an apartment with a guy that I new.  He was pretty anal retentive about everything...but he was also a huge slob.  Well, long story short, this guy was a total asshole.  He decided that he was going to move out of the apartment, but he wasn't going to tell me about it, because he wanted to try to screw me over with having to cover all of the rent by myself.  I had overheard this, from my bedroom, from a loud phone conversation he had with his girlfriend a few nights previous, while drunk.  Well, he was planning on moving out right after Spring break.  He left on a spring break vacation with his girlfriend, so I had a week to plan...mind you, he didn't know that I knew he was planning on moving out.  Well, I went to the international student office on campus, and found an international student from Taiwan who was coming to attend college in Spring term.  I contacted him, and two days later he was moving tons of boxes into my apartment.  He couldn't move into a bedroom yet, because my current roommate still had all of his stuff there, and didn't even know that this guy was moving in...so the couch was his new habitat until my roommate got the hell out. Soooo....when my roommate gets back from his vacation, the last night of Spring break, he walks in and can see stacks of boxes from my new roommate, just stacked in the living room.  Then he sees this Taiwanese guy, who barely speaks English sleeping on the couch.  He ran into my room and started yelling at me, "how dare I get another roommate without consulting him...etc" AND I just said, well, you are moving in a few days, right?  You should have see the look on his douche face.

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<bot>: Roommate was going to sneakily move out to scew me over on rent...he came home to a Taiwanese guy sleeping on the couch, waiting to move into his bedroom.