<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

So I saw axe at my local store today and I thought I'd give it a try. Didn't smell half bad, but when i was looking at the back of the can I saw a diagram showing a man spraying it into his mouth. I thought, damn well if this smells this good I wonder how good it'd make my breathe smell. So I sprayed it straight into my mouth and started coughing like fucking crazy. After, maybe, 10 seconds i ended up puking a little bit on the floor and a crowd of people started to stare at me. I turned the can around and saw that it said *don't* spray into your mouth and the diagram was a picture showing you *not* to do it. Turns out people thought I was trying to get high off of it so i just put it down and left.
<bot>: I thought axe was breathe freshener, sprayed it into my mouth, puked and left before someone called the cops about a guy huffing deodorant.