<human>: This happened about 2 minutes ago. 
So I have a pretty nasty cold and have been very congested for the past few days, so I decided that I would try and find some nasal spray in my bathroom cupboard to use. I quickly find some otrivin stuff that looks like it should do the trick, so I decide I'll use it and begin to read the label. The label did not give actual instructions on HOW to use it, just how often you should, but no matter. I have used multiple different nasal sprays before and they all worked the same way. Press down all the way, then breathe deeply. Well this one didn't work that way. I insert the tip into my nose and press all the way down, which causes large amounts of salt water to gush into my nose and down my throat. I begin to cough furiously, spit salt water over the mirror, and knock a box of Q-Tips all over my bathroom floor. I run to the kitchen to get a glass of water so I can rinse the taste of salt out of the back of my throat. I quickly figured out that as long as you kept applying pressure to the bottle, salt water would come out. It was not a metered dose like the other sprays I've used. Ok so first try didn't go so well, but now that I know how to use it I decide I will do the other nostril. I squeeze lightly and a bit of liquid comes out of the bottle like it's supposed to. I did this a few more times, and then decided that I should do one more spray because I'm pretty congested. That was a BIG mistake. I insert the bottle, and then sneeze which caused salt water to gush up my nostril, down my face and into my open mouth. Without thinking I spit out all the lukewarm salt water that's in my mouth, but I spit all over the mirror and bathroom floor.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Tried to use nasal spray, used too much, spit all over my bathroom mirror, knocked Q-Tips everywhere, and have the taste of salt in the back of my throat.