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Maybe NSWF??
So this wasn't today but my school's administration brought it up today. The fuck up begins about a month ago when I thought it funny to send to my friends and about 10 random people the  through the school email. Now some background, I'm a good student but I've been in trouble with the school before so I do have quite the erm, reputation. Hence where the fuck up begins.
So I'm in my history class, it's a class centered around using Google Classroom on the computers, and I finished all my work early. So I'm scrolling through the internet and I found my all time favorite copypasta. Now anyone else would have said oh look how funny and kept scrolling, but me being me, I decided "hey what a fun little joke, how about I send this "threat" (it's hardly a threat) to some random people in the district." So I type in random emails ( and think I'm the funniest mother fucker alive. My friends all get it and have a good chuckle like the mature dudes they are, I even get some snarky remarks from random people. 
Proceed one month and a week or so (today) and I get called into the principles office 5 minutes before lunch ( I enter the office and there stand the principle and his entourage (one of the Assistant Principles and the school's Officer.) I'm lengthening this quite a bit my apologies I'll make it quick. So I took about 10 minutes explaining about how I got it off the internet, how all of the friends that got it thought it was a funny joke and no one took it seriously, I even showed them where to find it and thankfully it came up quickly. I don't see why she couldn't just email me back instead of being a pussy about it. So they called my parents and gave me a slap on the wrist and after practice my parents yelled at me for about an hour about how I'm a disgrace to the family name. It doesn't excuse the fact that it was a "death threat" and that if the girl felt threatened it's going to be a whole different story.
<bot>: Adding on to shit I have done I thought it funny to mass email the Navy Seal Copypasta and some girl perceived it as a threat.