<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

TIFU Reddit, I fucked up hard.

To understand the extent of my fuckup, some relevant backstory is needed. A couple months ago, my car died. I have always wanted a Jeep Wrangler, and I finally took the plunge and bought myself one. She is beautiful. I absolutely love her. 

Today, I decided to be a nice and helpful girlfriend. I have lots of leftover paint from painting my house and decided to take a couple cans over to my boyfriend's house and paint some rooms. We are trying to get his house listed for sale and I figured this would increase the value of the house. I took all the cans and loaded them up carefully in the back of my Jeep. They were all closed (or so I thought).

I drove over to my boyfriends house. For those of you that are unfamiliar, driving a Jeep is like driving a tank. It's a little bit of a bumpy ride. I hopped out and walked around back to unload the paint cans and as soon as I opened the door, paint poured out of the back hatch and went everywhere. One of the cans had tipped over in transport, and apparently was not closed like I thought it was. 

It took a few hours and cutting the carpet out of the back of the car to get it all out. Bonus picture of the damage at the bottom of the post!
<bot>: Do not transport used paint cans in your car unless you want to spend several hours of your life cleaning paint and replacing your carpet.