<human>: Reddit, Today... I fucked up.

Well, actually, it wasn't today. It was about 6 years ago when I was dating my neighbour.

I shall tell you a story, a funny story, a BLOODY story, of my sheer retarded actions involving a knife... and an orange.

I was in the kitchen, after seeing my father peel an orange with a swiss army knife. I had the same swiss army knife and was terribly failing at peeling the orange.

I slip the knife into the bottom of orange when, well fuck you've already seen the title.

I didn't even feel the pain. I felt the metal, the cold, smooth metal.

The orange turned from a light orange colour to a very dark red.

I knew immediately what I'd done.

I grasped the blade with my bleeding hand so that I could put down the orange. I then removed the blade. 

As I pulled the blade out, not only did it separate the two cut pieces of the tip so that the tip of my finger was hanging by a thread of skin, it also dragged in the citric acid from the sides of the blade.

At this point I'm standing in a pool of blood and leaving red footprints around me.

And that's when I yelled.

I applied a bandage of gauze that I kept on there for about 2 weeks without cleaning or replacing. (BIG MISTAKE.)

When hanging out with my GF, she suggests that I remove the bandage and check the wound.

I agree, and start unwrapping by finger.

I get the the last CM of gauze... where the wound had healed over the bandage.

At that point I had to actually tear a piece of dirty, bloody gauze out from the inside of my body.

The nerves were somewhat restored during the portion of time the bandage was on for, and even after that, but I still have only half the feeling in the tip of that finger.

I still have that knife to this day.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: I cut the tip of my finger off peeling an orange, and had to rip a bandage out from under my flesh. Citrus fruit is bad for you.