<human>: Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?

So, as the question says what was the worst or funniest reason you have been given to break up whilst you are getting dumped from your then Significant Other. Please say in what context as well i.e. Face to Face, over the Phone or by text/email etc.

I'll go first. I was going out with my then girlfriend for about 2 months, things we're going quite well i thought. She is into the whole spiritual healing, psychic, witchcraft thing (yes i know warning sign, but I was blind to it, at the time). One day when we were out shopping, she told me that she needed to go into this shop for a bit, because she had arranged a meeting with a "psychic". She had told me previously that at somepoint she was going to see one, and all I said to her was don't take everything word for word, and that she might tell you things so you act upon them to make them happen (so the "psychic" can say she foretold it).

So I went for a coffee, and had a look around some other stores, whilst she was with the "psychic". She came out and looked a bit upset, so I asked her what was wrong. The "psychic" had told her that  we wern't ever going to end up together, and that she was going to go off to New York to become a journalist. On the inside I was laughing, but I could see she was upset, so I made sure to comfort her, and reassure her that I wasn't going to leave her.

The next day she rang me up early, and we met up, and then she broke up with me, she didn't say much of anything, but I can reasonably assume that she believed what the "psychic" had told her, and broke up with me because of it.
<bot>: Girlfriend broke up with me because a "psychic" said we wouldn't end up together after we had only been dating 2 months.