<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

I was just beginning to watch porn on the internet. Now, the dial-up at my house was painfully slow, so all I could get were pictures, and I had to wait seemingly endless amounts of time for even those to load. I kept running into videos I wanted to watch, but I just couldn't.

This is when I discovered that the internet at my grandma's house was so much better. I could even watch short videos if I was patient enough! 

So one day I was spending the night there and I thought that it would be a good idea to find one of said videos and watch it. 

So I closed the door and started to load the video while trying to look at other videos. But grandma kept coming in to talk to me **all the time.** I should have known that grandma was on to me, but boobs were to be had.

So I pressed on. 

But grandma insisted on me having the door open. I thought I could pull it off because I was the quickest window minimizer this world had ever seen. 

At this point I kept one eye on the door and one eye on the screen while trying to listen for movement in the other rooms, but grandma that ninja snuck up on me. She was suddenly in the doorway and I had way too many screens up! To make it worse, in my frenzy to minimize the first screen, I full screened the video!

 At this point I resorted to drastic measures. I jammed the power button on the monitor and dove across the bed behind me to hide my pitched tent.

At this point grandma just walked away. 

*I shit you not.* After that, I thought "maybe she didn't notice," resumed, and finished successfully.

Needless to say I had a long talk with my parents about what is appropriate to do on the internet at grandma's house.
<bot>: full screened the video, grandma caught me, dramatically turned off the monitor and leaped across the room, resumed 5 mins later