<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

This happened a couple hours ago. Me and my friend were messing around, and found my Moms old exercise balls. Great idea, play with them because exercise balls are fun and shit. Anyways we start kicked them, and a full on soccer game ensues.
We're playing in an about 15x7 room, with lots of valuable easily breakable stuff in it I.E swords, pictures, china cabinet ect. Well I keep telling my friend to kick it softer, and with the back of your foot, not full on kicking it, that way it would stop bouncing all over the place. My friend being the idiot he is, doesn't understand how to kick the ball still. He kicks it as hard as he can, it bounces off the wall and lands directly on this small glass dragon my Step Dad has had forever. It pretty much shatters, leaving about 2 big pieces left. I try super glueing it, but it's glass and wont comply. After about 3 hours of trying to fix it, I give up, throw all the small pieces away and just say fuck it. Put it on the shelf it was on, half ass fixed.
 About 30 minutes ago my Step Dad barges into my room and asked what the fuck happened? We both deny knowing what happened. I feel so bad, one for breaking a novelty item he's had for as long as I can remember, and for lying about it... Me and my friend are very stupid.
<bot>: Me and friend played soccer with an exercise ball inside the house. Friend full on kicks the ball, lands directly on a novelty small glass dragon my Step Dad has had since the beginning of time.