<human>: So, I've been unemployed for close to 2 years after leaving college, getting pretty desperate, so I take this job in a really small company. There are 4 other people there, all of which are female, making me the only guy. The night before I start I cant really sleep much, I'm really nervous, so going into work I am exhausted.

I try and resist the temptation of sleep for as long as I can, and as a result, those annoying as fuck sleepy boners come flying in, I managed to hide most of them well, looking busy at my desk, but then my manager was changing a light bulb, and me being a fairly tall gentleman, was drafted into helping her out. You can guess where this is going, cue the most awkward sleepy boner around. Luckily no one noticed.. that is until my manager backed up against me and felt it with her hip.

She takes one look down, and looks at me and says, "I don't think this role is suitable for you." Tells me to pack my stuff up and leave.

TIFU.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: 1st day of work, couldn't sleep, gets boners due to tiredness, boss finds out, gets fired. FML.