<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

It was a thursday night, and I had an English essay due the next morning. I was up late because I had procrastinated. The prompt for the essay was essentially to pick a mundane object and write three pages on how it showed something about the human condition. I picked a caterpillar to write about, and was getting pretty fucking frustrated (I get angry easily). I decided to turn on Pandora to get my creative juices flowing, and the first song that came on was POWER by Kanye West. I was already in a spiteful mood, and this song got me going. I went on a rampage for the next five minutes. In the final paragraph of my essay, I called the essay (and all of human curiosity) "useless" because "on the off chance I actually come up with something you think is meaningful, I'll just forget about it in a week when summer starts!" and wrote whatever spiteful, proverbial middle finger I could come up with, and decided I would not revise or reread the essay at all because WWKWD (What Would Kanye West Do?)
<bot>: Kanye West inspired me to write an essay where I complained about how useless English class is instead of what the prompt was about. And I didn't revise.