<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

A few weeks ago I was surfing the web, I found this one particular site about skin care and started browsing it. There was this one topic where someone asked for advice on what are good things to add to the bath. Most of them where common things like salts and oils. But then there was this one guy who posted about chili pepper and mint bath, he was praising it, and it was one of the highest rated responses there. So I chose to try it out. That is when I fucked up. He gave specific measurements on how much pepper and mint you should add to a liter of water. Offcurse all the measurements ware in imperial. So I chose the easiest way, rather then calculating and converting it to metric system, I added as much as I thought was right. I took the bath, put on my show on the laptop and relaxed. At first everything seemed ok, but 10 minutes in my balls started to feel a warm sensation. I didn't think much of it and continued to relax. After 5ish more minutes and started to get uncomfortable and I  chose to get up and end my rest. Once I got up it hit me, there was way too much chili in the bath. My body was burning in the flames of hell. So I quickly ran to the shower and started washing it off, it didn't help. I tried shampoo, soap and anything that was by hand. After about 30 minutes of being in the shower I rushed to my refrigerator to look for milk, turns out I had no milk left. So I ran back to the shower for another 2 hours until it became bearable. Now I'm out, everything on my body is in pain. My whole house is flooding because I was running through it naked and I have to be at work in 2 hours. At least I'm happy I'm alive.
<bot>: Tried to make a Stepbelow soup, didn't go as planned and spent two and a half hours in the shower.