<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

My brother in law can't find a girlfriend and he's starting to become really bitter about it. He goes on about how it's not fair that my husband is married and younger than him.

He's even asked me if any of my friends from back home(I'm not from the US) would be willing to marry him for a green card or money.

There's a reason no one wants to be with him. He's an alcoholic with a beer belly that only talks about sports and rents a room from a family, he shares his bathroom with the families kids. That's just not attractive. If my friends wanted a pale,pudgy alcoholic they'd stay where they are!

How can we explain this to him without ripping him to shreds?
<bot>: My BIL can't get a girlfriend and wants me to get him a mail order bride. He doesn't realize that the fact that he can't get a girl is his own fault.