<human>: after a great day of the best chicken and doughnuts ever me and some friends decided to play the hardcore mode of diablo. I haven't played in many months and i was talked back into it my by two friends dave and sam. they had already started playing through the story and made it to level 40 something. i booted up my game and found that i had a level 22 hero that already started the hardcore mode so just joined them with him. everything was running very well. i was taking little damage and leveling up rather quickly. we were making our way to diablo when we got swarmed. not doing much damage to anything i just started spamming like any normal person would. right as the last 2 demon were dying they exploded and i fell to the ground. FUCK, now since i was the first to die, i lost our bet and now had to post it in tifu. after typing everything i wanted to say i forgot to log in and tried to just copy what i had written. highlighted it all and when to save it, but NOPE i accidentally clicked paste and pasted the last thing saved to my clipboard. being annoyed from that i went to pour myself something more to drink and it over flowed from my glass spilling all down my nightstand. i got a towel to clean it up and the glass slipped and went all over my floor. very angerly i cleaned that up and went to get more ice for my drink. from there i realized someone in my house in an asshole and put a smoothie in the freezer but had it leaning on the closed freezer door, so when i opened it...what fell, the fucking smoothie! now i have to type another tifu because i follow through on my bets and my night just keeps getting worse. what a great start to what i thought was going to be a long night of gaming.

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<bot>: died in hardcore mode diablo, spilled my drink and a smoothie....forced to post this and my friends are assholes