<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

So tomorrow is my cakeday, and I'm stuck doing schoolwork the entire day. Today and tomorrow, that is. I'll be getting Cthulhu Fluxx as my gift (which I'm pretty hype for) but I'm barely gonna see my friends and girlfriend because of classes and workload. It's not even like I'm in some really hard college taking AP classes. I have to sit through this hour and a half special on mermaids because genius me decided to write a myth paper on them. I have to prepare to lead a less-than-willing class in a discussion about memory and dreams according to Jung. I have to prepare for two Bio Lab tests as well as the Bio Lab we're actually doing. I have to prepare for my Cognitive Psych exam, too. Then I have to prepare for a Bio lecture exam and do Anthropology homework (still haven't even looked at it). On top of this, I think I screwed my sleep schedule this weekend and I'm worried I won't make it to class tomorrow or the next day, every morning I wake up imagining myself disappearing forever when I die instead of going to meet my maker, I can't stop fixating on it the whole day. The worst part is that despite me actually keeping on top of assignments and trying to make sure I spend an adequate amount of time with my friends, I feel like I have more time but less of it to myself. I feel more and more like I'm rushing just to end up nowhere. It's like I've hit that part of life where it's out of your control and you just go with it until you die.
<bot>: My first-world problems with slight depression interlaced. Just my musings, no need for sympathy or anything. Just looking for something to browse for maybe 10 minutes tomorrow that will make my day.