<human>: So I lost my virginity in typical nervous fashion and my girlfriend refused to put the condom in her bin incase her parents found it. I wrapped it up in a tissue and bought it home in my bag. I left the bag on the floor.

At this point it's worth mentioning that I own a pet skunk. Anyone familiar with skunks will know that they're scavengers who will dig through, and by extension, eat, anything. I went into my room to find my bag open, with the tissue strewn across the floor and no condom to be found. 

I stayed up 3 days straight monitoring the skunks toilet habits before eventually giving up and sleeping on the 4th night. My mum discovered a used condom in the skunks litter tray that night and didn't speak to me for days. Of all the ways for a mother to find out her 15 year old son is sexually active this was possibly the strangest, so I don't blame her.

This happened a couple years ago now and has become somewhat of a family joke but I felt this was the best subreddit to share.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: My pet skunk ate my used condom and shit it out when I fell asleep. This is how my mum found out I was sexually active.