<human>: Condense the text into a few key points

Well to start off, I'm a straight forward, tell it like it is and don't beat around the bush. I feel like lying or omitting things intentionally for evil purposes is the worst. I'm **EXTREMELY** sarcastic, mellow, what you would imagine a prototypical stoner (which I am, but I never lose my drive to do anything. Work comes first, I do it on my free time, like people who go out to bars and drink do).

Now, there's 2 women I'm going to bring up because I'm trying to figure out which one I should spend my time going after, or neither one. Reddit, need your help. 

Woman 1: This woman is my exact birthday twin (same day and year, she's a morning baby, I'm an evening one), we have fun with that notion. I've technically known this woman since 6th grade (she went to Terraset for a year) and we met up again in high school, she crushed on me but I was oblivious. We lost touch after, and became friends again like 2 years ago. We've hung out a lot (go to her house and drink and party somewhat, but to just chill and hang out with people. One time she was really drunk, and brought up making out. I dodged it, even though I like her, just.. don't know. I went to Kings Dominion with her and her family, and had a blast, rekindled my "like" for her, so been dodging her recently to die that down. 

Woman 2 just came into my life 1 month ago by hanging out at my brothers girlfriends house for a cookout. We've hung out a couple times, but always feel like she's treating me so "nicely" by touching me a lot, and saying sweet things, because I give her things. I've given her some money to help out (yes I know, I know..) and have bought her food. She's in a rock and a hard place, but can't help shaking the feeling it's more of a "baby daddy" ordeal (no, we have not had sex.)
<bot>: woman 1, I've known a long time, thought admittedly remember mostly high school and on. We connect very well, and I generally like this woman.