<human>: So, back when i was 13 i thought i was so fucking funny using the term "butt bandit" and then, don't even know how since i don't know spanish nor anybody who speaks it, had it evolve to "Culo Bandito". Eventually i made this my new email because i was a very mature kid. Years later i still used it for everything from websites to my bank account and since i live in a country which has almost nobody who speaks Spanish in it, i saw no reason to change it.

Que 10 years later when i have myself a job interview for a very prominent industry company. Like so fancy they have a building in middle of the city with multiple floors to the company and everything. While that might not be much to some of you, for me it was certainly the most promising job that had replied to my resume. Go to the interview nice and early, chat up my interviewer before hand. Start the interview and for once i'm not only doing good, I'm nailing it. Finally get to the end and the fellow tells me its basically between me and 2 other people and i have a good chance, but...

"There is just one thing, its about your Email"
Having used it for so long i had totally even forget about the context and suddenly it just hits me
"Its just abit inappropriate, do you actually know what it means? I'm from Spain so i certainly do"

Left the building embarrassed as fuck after having explained to him i do indeed know what it means, why i made it, and how i'm so stupid i even have another entirely appropriate Email i should have used. The guy wasn't angry, but he wasn't laughing either.

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<bot>: Had Anal sex in Spanish as my email address thinking nobody would ever know, first person to discover it was the guy who could get me a job i really need.