<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

Just happened, so the fuck up is fresh.

At my work, we can't text or go on phones for fear that it will disrupt our work and all that, so naturally, we all do it anyway. It's all very clandestine and full of the wonders of secrecy.

Today, during work (10am), I get a text from my roommate asking me to be the unfortunate middle man in an exchange of notes. I agree because I don't have the gumption to refuse and tell him to get his own notes. So, while hiding my phone in front of me while I do my work, I stare straight ahead and text with my thumb while the rest of my hand is on the keyboard. This foray into phalanx gymnastics meant that my bosses were none the wiser while I broke the rules.

To make a short story short, I texted my girlfriend (who is in his class) the following:

"My roommate is requesting some of your notes. Would you mind helping him out? His number is ____. Feel free to call him a mooching bitch." She said she would. All was right in the world.

I felt pretty proud of myself for both my secrecy in texting while working and my ability to insult my roommate through another person. That didn't last at all.

At about 3 today, I get a message from both of them addressing my fuck up. I messed up one digit! One! Apparently, my finger yoga during work is not as good as I though. My roommate most likely failed whatever he needed the notes for and is probably gonna smack me when he gets home. I think worse than that is I inadvertently made my girlfriend send pictures of European history notes followed by "mooching bitch" to some random stranger who probably is taking personal offense to it and rolling on the floor sobbing or something.
<bot>: Told gf the wrong number for my roommate and caused her to insult a perfect stranger who was most likely having a good day until that moment.