<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

I got fleas man/woman. We let a friend of ours borrow a vacuum cleaner and they have a dog. We weren't aware at that time that we had to change the bag afterwards and we let it sit for a while. They swarmed. They came like allies onto the beaches of normandy. We sprayed them with powder, bombed our apartment with hot shot, we even nuked our cat with a cat dip (flea bath for cats) and they still pour over us. 

I've tried collars, I've tried washing all of our stuff, got into the nook and crannies with everything that is toxic to fleas and they still come. 

They aren't attacking just our cat anymore, they've started to suckle on us! We are getting bitten by the bastards they hop around us off of us, it's like a game to them! 

I've looked everywhere, tried nearly everything and I still feel like I'm doing something wrong. 

We've tried google, bing (lol), yahoo answers (again lol), and we aren't getting anywhere. I even read up on fleas and their lifestyles. How they live and eat, how long they can survive without a host, how high they jump. I know where their babies stay and I've tried to carpet bomb those fuckers but they are resilient. They cling to my white socks, my clothes.  I'm trying to level myself with the enemy but they outnumber me by at least 1000 little blood sucking, disease spreading motherfuckers. I don't know what to do. Please guide me /u/unidan or anyone that has dealt with this or killed these pests before.
<bot>: Starship troopers without arachnids and spaceships. Fleas have stormed my house and they won't die. Please halp.