<human>: I awoke this morning with a screaming erection that needed to be dealt with. It was roughly 9:40 am, and I didn't have class today so my parents wouldn't expect me up by roughly 10:00am, so I thought I had enough time to jack off.

So I set it all up. Locked the door, found a good video, put on my headphones (love hearing moans), and started to five knuckle shuffle. It was going really well, everything was happening as it should.

As I am about 4 strokes away from cumming everywhere, my door swings open and my mom sees fucking everything. She starts screaming that she thought I had stopped breathing because she had "knocked on my door for 3 minutes!". She had gotten a knife and broken the lock and came in, ready to call the ambulance.

We haven't spoken for the rest of the day, and I don't think we will any time soon.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: wore noise-cancelling headphones for multi-sensory jack-off experience, mom barged into room, saw me jerking off.