<human>: Hello,

So I've been looking for a new job now for going on six months and since I live in a rather remote area there is practically no work outside the service sector. I currently work for minimum wage in that sector, albeit in a backroom non-customer facing role. For the most part I'm happy with the position, I enjoy the repetitive nature and the fact I can go in, do my job, and come home. The only thing it lacks is the respectable wages and I'm starting to try and come up with new ways to try and find a job.

The thing is I'm diagnosed as suffering from Schizoid Personality Disorder, with obsessive and paranoid traits. For the most part I like to live a fairly simple life. I don't go out, I have virtually no social commitments (i.e. friends/spouses/children) and no plans to. I have no hobbies besides drinking excessive amounts of coffee and for the most part am what others would describes as an utterly boring person, bordering on the obsessive when it comes to work. 

At the end of the day I want a repetitive job: data entry, copyediting, or whatever. The sort of stuff you get on Amazon's Mechanical Turk (except available outside the US) that I can work 60+ hours a week for a decent wage. Being that I live in the aforementioned remote location I have little option but working from home since I can't afford to move nearer a city. So my newest idea was to identify local or regional companies and start sending of emails asking for work at home positions doing practically anything, whilst pushing the schizoid side of things? So my question is… will is ever have any possible chance of working? Or am I just pissing into the wind with the idea and burning bridges with companies before I've even begun.

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: I have schizoid personality disorder, should I promote this as a positive trait when sending unsolicited emails to potential employers?