<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

I work in the IT department for the state, a pretty laid back and easy going job, i sit in my office and go through tickets, just so happens i listen to music while i do this, never had any problems arise from listening to music. today my boss walked in and saw i was listening to music(ten years gone-led zep for you led fans out there) and the boss says, "you know if M(my higher up boss) catches you listening to music he will fire your ass right?" I think this is completely ridiculous, what are some other ridiculous reasons someone has given you for firing someone reddit?
<bot>: listening to music, boss tells me its something you can get fired for, wash your winkie after you put it in the stinky