<human>: Okay so my car got totalled (by my mom crashing into the back of me) a few weeks prior to the incident and I drove about 30 minutes from home in my parents car to check out a car. So I check out the car and the guy said it needed some gas so I drove him to the gas station a few blocks up the street so when we leave the house my stomach starts hurting from what I think must have been the taco bell and I'm thinking I can hold it by the time we got to the gas station I realized I've never been so wrong. I had to go at that very moment. So I tell him I have to use the bathroom in the gas station thinking I could be in and out fast and just say I peed. I didn't know the guy so I locked the doors to my parents car. Thinking I might be able to be fast enough and come out like I'm on the phone or something. So I unload and it's pretty bad. Explosive if you will. So probably 5 minutes later I finish and go to wipe... no toilet paper I was in such a rush not to go in my pants I didn't check. And to make it worse some kid is knocking on the door who has to pee. I'm in BFE and have no idea what to do. After a few minutes of thinking I decide to pull out Google maps and find the shitty gas station I'm in and call the place. I tell the guy I'm in his bathroom and there's no toilet paper he thinks I'm playing a prank and when he found out I wasn't he starts laughing and then says he'll get me some. He leaves it by the door and I have to walk over bare ass and grab it. When I get out the bathroom I felt like he told everyone in the store he's still chuckling with some delivery guy and the kid knocking on the door just decided to hold it and left. And this cute chick is looking at me wierd. Meanwhile this guy was sitting outside for like 15 or 20 min. I felt so bad that I just straight up told him what happened.

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<bot>: I drive to BFE to check out a car,had to poop in a sketchy bathroom, no tp, and a stranger is standing outside waiting for me.