<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

This happened like 10 minutes ago (It's 5 a.m. where I am), so just to set the mood, my day hasn't been too stellar, in fact, it might be the most shittiest day I've had during Winter Break. Anyways, so it was time for me to watch my daily, Xmas, charity livestream. They have a break in the middle of it so I open Spotify and listen to The Killers, my favourite band at the moment.

Now, just to be clear, Mr. Brightside is not my favourite Killers song, and after I tell the whole story you'll probably think I'm a fucking idiot and well, you're right.

I listen to Mr. Brightside and I'm really getting into it because it's really powerful and shit. I'm putting both headphones in and just silently singing the song, making sure no one wakes up.

I start to get really pumped and pull out my mic and start singing like I'm a 16 year old girl with my hairbrush in the shower like, super fucking energy. I even pull out my guitar and all is super ecstatic! 

Now usually, I'll hear if my mum has waken up (I've developed good listening ears for this purpose) but this time I don't because both headphones are in, blasting Mr. Brightside at full volume. I'm like singing the song in my head, playing my guitar and then out of nowhere, scaring the living fucking soul out of me, my mum taps me on the shoulder asking me what the fuck I was doing with a mic and guitar out at 4:45 a.m. I immediately clean up and go to bed. Well, not yet anyways...

I'm gonna dread talking to my mum tomorrow, she'll probably tell my brother as well. Life just knows how to shit in your face doesn't it. Mhmm...
<bot>: Was rocking out to The Killers at 4:45 a.m., my mum catches me in the act, feel like an absolute idiotic jackass.