<human>: So I deliver(ed?) pizza for a local establishment and tonight, while on a routine delivery, I had to swerve to avoid hitting another car that had slid through a stop sign (I live in MN and it is hecka much slippery) and hit the curb. The snow around it vaulted my front end up and lodged me firmly in a snowbank, busting up part of the bumper and perhaps damaging the radiator (the car became very hot and the heating unit could only blow cold air). Anyway that's what happened.
After we pushed/dug the car out and I delivered the 'za's, I returned to work only to discover that I had been fired by my manager who we'll call Fascist Pig (he did this over the phone to the subordinate manager who had told him the news) because of the "accident." They (everyone besides me and the other driver) knew none of the details, only that I had been in an accident and/or stuck somewhere, and now I have to go in tomorrow to beg Fascist Pig for my job back. What do what do?

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: Nazi Pizza Lords fired me for avoiding a car collision and I need a cool line to drop tomorrow when I confront them.