<human>: I'll try and keep this brief. For valentines day I am hiding a series of clues around my girlfriends town / in local shops / with friends etc...

I know this is a long shot, but would reddit help me upvote a post so that it appears on the front page even if for a few hours so that I may use reddit.com as one of the puzzle pieces to this romantic adventure of moderately sized proportions?

I registered this new account because 

1. She visits reddit occasionally.
2. So nobody thinks I'm pulling some karma-hoarding stunt. 

The plan would go like this if anyone is on board to help me. This post would get up-voted to gain attention, and on the night of the 13th, I would edit this post and post a link to the post that I would want my girlfriend to see (using a title that she would instantly recognize as being for her / tie into a previous clue). Then, assuming this post has reached the top or upcoming section of reddit, she will be lead to reddit where she will see the post, which will lead her to another clue.

I realize that a valentine's scavenger hunt is trite, so I'm trying to spice it up a bit by throwing fun things such as the internet / at one point giving her a key to my car which is hidden at a location which she must get to...which will have coordinates in it which will lead to SOMETHING ROMANTIC N' SHIT. (I'm still working out the finer details)

Help me Reddit, you're my only hope...and I love you...maybe even more than I love my girlfriend...just kidding...unless it gets the up votes, in which case, I'll dump her right now to prove it. No I won't....but seriously. Okay, I'm done. 

Please?

Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell
<bot>: I'm planning a V-Day scavenger hunt for my girlfriend. I'd like one of the clues to be on reddit's front page.