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Hey reddit today i desided to try and caulk the gaps around my A/C in the window cause spiders have been getting in and im fucking petrified of em. now normally i can caulk like a pro but today i tried to use the caulk gun and a hole popped in the side and caulk started spewing out **(fuck off you dirty minded pricks)** xD anyhow  I decided instead of wasting the caulk i would use my finger to spread it around the gaps then i squeezed the tube too hard by accident and it started going everywhere.......so i cleaned it up (badly) there is dried caulk all over the wall and my parents well be home in a few hours........i ended up caulking the drain in my bathtub when i tried to wash the caulk away now i got a caulked drain a caulked wall and i also caulked the gun so now i cannot caulk anything.....but is my father gonna be pissed....
<bot>: Tried to caulk the cracks in the A/C and ended up caulking the wall the tub drain and the caulk gun itself, now i got dried caulk everywhere.