<human>: Hello everyone, after eons of lurking around I decided to actually post something...so what better way to start than telling all you lovely people about my fuck up :D
So it pretty much went like this:
I drove to school and parked my car in the lot and ran inside to pay for parking and get to class. After the full day was over, my friend sends me a picture of the front of my car totally going over the (extremely narrow) sidewalk. For perspective, the front of my car looks like the nose of a submarine. Anyway, it was blocking the path of a person in a wheelchair and whoever else was there took a pic and posted it on one of my small towns local bitch pages on FB. So, naturally, a shit load of people just went on a good old fashioned with hunt. Once I saw the picture my friend has sent me, I immediately ran out to the parking lot to move. When I got to my car there was a couple of people looking at my car and writing my licence plate down (with no disabled person in sight), and so I just walked up all "Yaaa, its my car...I know its all over Facebook...Yes I'm a total dickhead". I really had no idea of my parking mishap throughout the whole day, and I don't typically intend to block off peoples way with my vehicle most of the time. I felt pretty awful, I'm going in for social services, so it was an exceptionally shitty feeling knowing that I blocked off a person with a disability. I drove home and frantically searched my FB feed for the post (thankfully I didn't find it). I then issued my public FB apology for parking like a total dick for brains and how it will never happen again etc. 
So ya...today I fucked up!

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: I accidentally parked my car over a sidewalk and blocked the way of a person with a disability. Now it's all over FB.