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This happened yesterday, I started to go to the gym a couple of weeks ago.
My wife is currently overseas for a couple of months, so we chat quite  often and we tend to share our moments to maintain a healthy relationship

Well, I tried to send a selfie to let her know that I was at the gym, sweaty hands made me click the back camera when taking the pic, and with flash.
Not that big of an issue you may think, but in front of me was the most socially awkward machine with a girl looking at me as the biggest perv in existence.

[Hip adductor] machine in question.

I got tomato red and tried to say it was a honest mistake, it didn't go so well.

I finish my workout looking at the floor al the time and then bolted.
<bot>: Try to take selfie at gym but front camera went click with huge flash directly pointing at a girl in a Hip Adductor machine