<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Not much to this. Came across a girl I find very attractive on facebook. We have one mutual friend. She is single. I am single. I sent her a friend request on Friday night, it's now Sunday night (Australia) and she hasn't accepted (ignored).

From my slight stalking on the information available on her facebook page we seem to actually have a number of things in common. I'm considered to be quite attractive apparently (too bad looks aren't everything), and suspect the reason she didn't accept my friend request is because we have never met/spoken irl. I've decided to send her a one time message to try and interest her.

I need some advice since this is my one shot and don't do this exact thing ever. Also my judgement is slightly obscured due to drinking alcoholic beverages to muster courage. Here is the message (ignore my attempts to be cute):

>Hi there =] I couldn't help notice you write such lovely poetry =3 I never attempt to add random people but you seem like a rather interesting person and well, my curiosity got the better of me so you're an exception ^_^ I was hoping to make your virtual acquaintance and I promise I'm not a homicidal facebook psychopath o.o but seriously since we've never met or even spoken, I will understand if you wish to keep it that way. It would still totally suck to miss out on your poetry =\ and I'd love to talk about how it sucks when people fail to pronounce our Norwegian last names lol XD

I'm worried that me trying to be funny or even the length of the message will make her roll her eyes and ignore it. As you can probably tell, I sincerely enjoy the poetry she has written (dw it's not a cheesy seduction line). As for the norwegian last name thing, it's because we both live in an english speaking country and all my life (and most likely hers) people epically fail to pronounce our last names.
<bot>: Found a random girl on facebook. Sent her a friend request but she hasn't accepted. Help me seduce her with a one off message.