<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

So, today a gorgeous tall man said hello to me in the elevator. I awkwardly responded Hi, wondering why such an attractive male was speaking to me, especially considering he was interrupting his conversation with his friend to do so.  I was leaving my lab for the day and wanted to catch my bus so I speed walked in my normal fashion out of the elevator, and reached the front door with extremely inopportune timing. Seeing as how I was still shocked from the experience of an attractive man greeting me, I internally debated whether his distance from the door was far enough to let it close or hold it open. Sadly, my pace had placed him teetering on the precipice between hurried bathroom shuffle, and comfortable stroll to door line. I thought back to a comment I once read on how some individual hated being rushed when someone held the door open and they were far away. I cowered at the idea that this statuesque male specimen could perceive me as inconsiderate. I let the door close, and two steps later felt my blood curdling when I heard some sound of distaste emanate from behind. I was too ashamed to look back, and fucked up my chances as a 6'3" aspiring scientist. Farewell tall beautiful science man if we meet again I promise I am not rude (I think) and would love to talk to you.
<bot>: I fucked up by misjudging when to hold the door open, and shut it on my chances of a super hot dude not thinking I am awkward turtle.