<human>: Gf (19f) and I (20m) decided to go to a small town outside of the big city we live in. She lives on campus and just finished dealing with roommate issues and I had been dealing with issues between my father and I, so both of us wanted to get away for the weekend. We both like staying at little inns rather than big hotels because it feels more welcoming, and supporting small business is always fun to do. We found this little lodge that was perfect, unique rooms, cozy and inviting. We arrived around 2pm and were both kind of tired but didnt want to waste our day sleeping, plus we were alone for the first time in who knows how long.
We ended up doing what all young couples do when they have privacy and things ended up with us in the shower. We didnt shut the bathroom door, because why would we when its just us two here. The shower was getting hot and so were we, until the fire alarm went off. Apparently the steam from our shower filled the room heavily enough to set the alarm off. I instantly jumped out butt naked trying to figure out what was going on. My gf started telling me to fan the alarm with a towel to get the steam cleared from the alarm and shut it off. So here I am, with my manhood out, standing on a chair waving a towel around while my gf watches from the bathroom and all I can think of is the sweet old man who checked us in to our room possibly walking in on all of this happening and having a heart attack from the surprise he was not expecting to see.
Finally it shuts off and we proceeded to get back in the shower, this time shutting the door behind us so that the steam could not ruin the fun a second time. Many laughs were had after that whole ordeal and I know that story is going to be one we wont ever forget and will be a fun memory we will have to share. 
(Sorry if spelling errors, typing on tablet in bed)

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<bot>: gf and I in shower, steam sets off fire alarm, im naked fanning the steam away to shut it off, scared of old man walking in on us.