<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

Obligatory, this was actually around 1996, but I thought it would be appreciated here.

I was at a friend's house who had a swing set.  The swings were hung with thick twine type rope.  I swung back and forth some then decided to spin around counterclockwise.  Then clockwise.  Then counterclockwise.

After some unknown number of iterations I stopped and realized that my long hair was quite tangled between the two ropes from which the swing swung.  No problem, I'll just untangle it...

After some time trying to untangle it, I realize this just isn't going to happen.  My dad was on his way to pick me up when this began and by the time he arrived I was still tangled in the swing.  

Cutting my hair off was one option, but it was tangled right up to the base of my scalp and I didn't feel like a new hairstyle that short.  So, my dad had to unhook the swing from the swing set.  I walked to the minivan carrying the swing still attached to my head.

At this point I'm no longer amused, but my dad is very amused.  His laughter did not help and I was nearly in tears until my mom loaded on the conditioner while I sat in the tub until the swing was detached from my scalp.  I probably lost a good chunk of hair but still managed to not have to get a short haircut.
<bot>: spun back and forth in a swing and ended up having to take the swing home with me attached to my tangled hair.