<human>: Today I was in my kitchen, and I shit you not UPS came to my door and knocked the quietest knock in the world, sounded like a leaf blowing in the wind. I saw him walking away so I ran out, I asked him why he didn't knock or ring the door bell.

He looked at me straight faced and said: I did, I knocked a few times and rung the door bell.

I replied: You didn't knock, and we don't even have a doorbell.

He apologized for lying to me and told me he just wanted to hurry up and finish his shift because his daughter was home sick.

I forgave him, got my parcel, tossed him a can of Coke and he went on his way.

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<bot>: Yes, UPS does run away with your packages and leave you notices saying you wern't home. WHEN YOU WERE