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The other day I was playing Forza 5 downstairs in my man cave, and my wife came down to see what I was doing.  She started one of her favorite practices of trying to divert my attention from video games by performing sexual acts on me, as I was in the heat of a moment chasing a rival car around the Nurburgring, and largely ignoring her.

Some info on my racing setup:  I use the Thrustmaster (giggity) TX 458 Italia racing wheel for the Xbone (I'm not even trying to make these puns).  Ive been putting off getting a racing seat to mount my wheel/pedals on for a while for whatever reason, so I have the wheel mounted to the end of a jank walmart folding table, and just stick the pedals underneath.  The folding table is longer than it is wide so I sometimes have to put a weight at the end of it to counterbalance the weight of the mounted wheel.  Today I hadn't done that.  Call it destiny.

A few moments later, as I closed in on a sub 7 minute lap time, man sausage fully removed from my shorts and extended, as if it were trying to see the TV to see if I could beat the rival time, wife gives up in frustration that I didn't stop playing and jerks the wheel hard right as she leaves, flinging $1.15 million of British Engineering into the wall at 120 mph.  Several things happened in the next second-  First, I saw my new PR lap time disappear and the rival ghost car fly past me, Second, I threw my hands up in the air and looked at my wife and had the words 'what the hell' halfway out of my mouth, Third, the incredible brushless motors inside the steering wheel sprung to life to give me some awesome force feedback, Fourth, physics broke.

The force feedback on the Thrustmaster TX is absolutely FANTASTIC- but when you arent actually holding the wheel it goes absolutely crazy shaking.  When the wheel started shaking, without the weight on the table to counterbalance it, the wheel tipped over into my lap, slamming right into the top of my 'short shifter' if you will.  Unpleasant.
<bot>: Was driving supercar, wife tried to give me a handjob.  Didn't respond so she totalled the car and a steering wheel smashed my dick.