<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

Apparently, I'm going to move in with my GF.

For any background story - have a look at [TIFU by ripping my pants and making a girl activating her brown pen](

In advance, i've to excuse poor grammar because I'm not a native speaker.

Anyway, im together with my GF for approximately 3 months now. We had an awkward start, but all in all we fit together really well.

This fuck up happened yesterday. GF really likes to do kinky things in bed, so we usually use everything to spice it up. On this evening, we used a cucumber. You can imagine what happened with that cucumber. Won't go into detail.

Yesterday morning, after she stood up and went to work, she told me to prepare a cucumber salad for her dad and step mom. She doesn't like both of them at all, because her dad threatened her when she was a kid.

Since I had a week off from work, I forgot about this whole visit and started playing Fallout the whole day. When she called me during lunch and asked if everything was set up, I started getting paranoid. Unfortunately, I also forgot to go to the supermarket to get some fresh cucumbers. 

The only solution I had was using the, well, "already used cucumber" and prepare everything, so I did.

Her dad and step mom arrived at the same time my GF arrived. It was the first time that i met her dad. I just told my GF that I forgot to go into the supermarket so she knew what was up. Her dad and step mom ate a lot of the cucumber salad. Of course my GF and I didn't.

Dad and step mom left after an hour, told me that it was nice to meet each other and that the salad tasted good.

GF wasn't even mad at me, lmao.
<bot>: Used a cucumber that my GF and I previously had as a toy in bed to make a cucumber salad for her dad. Apparently it tasted good. Was a nice first meeting.