<human>: So, I'm a college student taking an American Politics class. It's a good class, the professor is nice and encourages discussion, overall I like the class. Last week, we had a paper due early in the week. Being the excellent college student I am, I thought it was due a day later than it actually was. I went to talk to the professor, explained the situation, and he kindly gave me a window to submit it late. He's a cool guy, and teaches a cool class. I get the essay written, submit it, no problems.

Now here comes the TIFU.

Half an hour ago, I got an email from him.

*"Dear WhoopsWrongEssay. I've been moving along through the essays and just came to yours.  It is one of the most unusual essays that I have ever seen.  Amusing perhaps, but not gradeable.  Do you have any explanation you might like to offer before you get a zero for a missed assignment?"*

Now, a bit of info. Mostly for funsies, and a bit because it flows more easily, I like to write outlines for papers in all caps and using rather informal and... flowery language. I then use that as a general guideline for what ideas go where, and write a proper nice paper.

The first sentence of what I had submitted to the Professor was **"ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME TO TALK ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING THE GREATEST GODDAMN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD."**
The rough draft only went downwards from there.

I apologized profusely, triple checked that I attached the correct essay to the email this time, and sent off my response. Still waiting on a reply back.

Can you provide a brief overview of the text?
<bot>: sent a rough draft to a professor instead of a final copy, rough draft consists of angry yelling and swearing about Murica.