<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

TIFU - it was actually last night but here's the story. 

I live in a ski town that's really been hurting for snow this year. Last night was the first night of night riding all season (usually starts xmas break) and I was super pumped to hit the mountain. Well, in my haste, I must not have closed my front door all the way because when I get home I notice a small to-go box from my wife's steak that I had thrown away earlier in the day laying in the driveway and that my door is WIDE OPEN. At this point I'm thinking the worst and slowly walk down the steps to peak my head in to see if someone is in my house as this black lab sulks out of my front door with his tail between his legs. I'm so worried about an intruder I barely pay him any mind and walk into my house to find [this] Not pumped but I'm still scanning. Laptop, check. Wallet on the counter, check. TV, check. Everything else accounted for, check. Pfeeew, not an intruder. Just some asshole dog. I go back to the front door and check the handle, it's locked and the asshole dog is still outside licking the to-go box. What a dick. I shoo him off and clean the place up. Man I'm an idiot
<bot>: got excited about night riding, locked but forgot to shut my front door all the way and a dog broke in and f'd up my garbage.