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I'll go first:

I bought this large chest that I painted gold. It sits in our living room as a coffee table. My roommates don't know that it opens (or at least, they never DO open it). 

Whenever they buy cases of beer, they usually have 1/3 to 1/4 of a case left over. I put the case in the kitchen and after a couple days, once they are both gone, I store the leftover beer in the chest.

I'm expecting to have a huge chest full of beers by the end of this semester, and then we can have a huge party and nobody will have to chip in anything!
<bot>: I hide my roommates' leftover beer from parties in a chest. I'm gonna reveal it at the end of the year