<human>: This happened last year when I graduated college, but it's still a pretty big fuck up. So I wore a pair of older heels to the ceremony, which means that the traction on the bottom was pretty much gone. It was raining badly and I was running late to the ceremony. I was hurrying down the concrete stairs of the parking garage. I slipped, grabbed onto the railing, but it was too late. I scraped the skin off my legs all the way up to my knees. I lifted up my gown to assess the damage and I was bleeding all over. No time, had to get in line to graduate. Fast forward to me waking across the stage, still bleeding a little. The whole time I walked across all I could think of was "Don't fall, please don't fall". I made it without a problem to the stairs to walk off the stage and I fell again. I toppled into the poor guy who was waiting to help students down.

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<bot>: Busted my ass twice on my graduation day, and I now have the battle scars on my legs to show I got my degree.