<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

A few weeks ago, my girlfriend of 2.5 years and I broke up. She came by last week to pick up a few things she had left at my place. Before she arrived, I had showered, changed, and used athletic tape to immobilize one of my fingers due to a hand injury I had suffered a few days prior.

As I finish taping my fingers, my phone rings; she's here. I stick the roll of tape in the front pocket of my hoodie and proceed to let her in, gather her stuff, etc. As she goes to leave, we hug briefly, and as soon as we do, she backs away quickly with a disgusted look on her face and yells "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HARD RIGHT NOW?!?" I had forgotten about the roll of tape in my front pocket...
<bot>: I hugged my ex with a roll of athletic tape in my hoodie pocket, she thought it was a boner.