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So this happened 2-3 days ago. I go to the bathroom in 3 AM to take the leak. 

Now everything is cool and all but there's one problem in my bathroom - when you put the toilet seat up sometimes it falls down, though this happens rarely so i don't pay much attention to it. As i start taking the leak(eyes half closed) the toilet seat suddenly is falling down, i somehow managed to catch it though i pee all over my hand and clothes, but no big deal i'll clean it up later right? So i lift it up, and continue having that relaxed feeling, like when you avoid a big danger. As i continue the toilet seat FALLS AGAIN, i try to catch it but trip which leads to me falling and hitting my head on the toilet, and the best part, somehow my left hand ended up in the toilet water mixed with my piss. Thusly i had to fully change my clothes and wash my hands like there is no tomorrow in 3 am... did not fall asleep afetwards
<bot>: Tried to catch falling toilet seat, fell and hit my head,my hand ends up in toilet water full of my piss