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So this actually happened last night but I wanted to share it here because I was freaking out for awhile.
I live in an apartment with two girls, both of them are fairly religious. We drink together but marijuana just kinda "freaks them out." They know I do it but they ask that I keep it out of our apartment, do it on my own time, etc. 
Well, they go to bed early most nights and the door out onto our balcony is right next to my bedroom, so I typically will go out there and pack a small bowl and smoke a cigarette. No harm done.
Last night I was smoking, and I wanted to text my boyfriend about my one-hitter since it's fairly new and tell him I like it and what not. I've smoked about 3 or 4 bowls/hits (whatever) out of it so I'm pretty toasty at this point. I unlock my phone to my text messages and without even looking I sent "This one-hitter RIPS sometimes!" Well, turns out I sent it to my most sheltered/conservative roommate. I don't think she's ever even seen weed in person. 
After I realize what I've done I start having the typical stoner meltdown. She texts me back a bunch of question marks and I manage to get off with telling her that "Oh, sorry! Meant to send that to [SO]! They released a new weapon thing on league of legends and I was watching a video of it!" She seemed to accept this as a reason for what I said, but I still couldn't look her in the eye all day.
<bot>: Told my conservative roommate that my one-hitter "RIPS" while blazed. Lived to tell the tale thanks to LoL.