<human>: I got off school at 3pm today and was heading to my dermatologist with my sister. She was driving and I could feel a sneeze about to come so I searched for some tissues. My sister had no tissues in my car so I decided to open the window and sneeze. I sneeze outside of the window and close it after I finish sneezing. I look back and realize that there is a bicyclist almost parallel/behind my sister's car. I look closer and see this giant glob of saliva and green mucus right on his jacket and pants. I told my sister to speed the fuck up and we got away.

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<bot>: started mucus warfare with other high school kid who got hit by my snot when i sneezed outside my car window while he was biking