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So I've had my MacBook Air for about a year now and I can't really imagine life without it. It's just a gorgeous machine that never complains about the ludicrous amount of Netflix that I put it through.

I was casually just browsing in bed the other day when a sneeze caught me unawares. Globs of mottled snot bombarded my computer screen as I reached for the tissue box. Alas, the tissue box was empty so I was forced to abandon my laptop as I ran into the bathroom. There, I was able to find some fresh tissues, but like the Royal Family, sneezes tend to come in waves. By the end of the mucus paroxysm, I scampered back to my room, armed with a fresh box of tissues. As I settled down to wipe the screen free, I noticed that the streaks of snot had leaked down into the space between the screen and the keyboard, entering that crevice where all the actual computery parts are. Before I could even wipe down the mess I made, the screen went black. And now it won't turn on.

I went to the Apple store and they say it's going to run me about $700 to fix.
<bot>: I sneezed hella hard at my computer screen, and the snot leaked down into the actual logic board, leaving permanent damage. Now I have to replace it for $700.