<human>: I'm getting married, and I'd like to put a bride and groom on top of my cake.  This wouldn't be a problem except I'm half white and half black (so I look about hispanic) and my bride-to-be is white.  

I've searched high and low and found pretty decent ones for white gays, white lesbians, black people (very dark) marrying whites, white people, white people with their butts hanging out, white people on motorcycles, black people, Indians (from India), and white people who don't particularly want to get married (which actually seems to be a dominating force in the market).  There are people who do custom cake toppers, but as far as I can tell that's in the neighborhood of $4000 (yikes).  Surely someone's been in a similar situation before.

Should I give up and put a giant letter on top of my cake or something "artistic"?

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Seeking Mulatto man & White woman cake topper (preferably in the under $150 area), or other general cool cake topper ideas (like a black chess king and white chess queen or something).