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I was in poetry class and I was fucking bored. The teacher was doing her weekly "let every fuck-tard read their long-ass thing to everyone, like we care, and give no marks out for anything involving any of it except for you reading your long-ass thing nobody cares about." and my brain checked out. At this point, things get a bit hazy. I was on knowyourmeme.com and saw the meme "The narwhal bacons at midnight." The related pictures drew a smile to my face and then everything just goes blank. Memory is lost in a sea of cat pictures, rage comics, wild and outlandish TIL's and Rick Santorum insults. Never have I known so much and remembered so little. This was the end of productivity.
<bot>: Before, I was lazy, unproducttive, and bored. Now I'm lazy, unproductive and happy....I think.