<human>: **I live in Europe and English is not my first language**

Last night I was at our regular class meeting in my fairly small hometown. After few drinks, me and my best friend wanted to smoke some pot, so we went outside and started to think about where to get it. I remembered that one dude who is used to blaze a lot was telling me something about dirty vietnamese bar in the middle of city where they sell weed. So we went out and looked for it. After 15 minutes going around the middle of the city we found the only pub that was there we decided to step forward and buy it. We could see through the windows that there was an asian bartender so we were pretty sure this was the spot. My friend told me he doesn't want to buy it and I was pretty drunk so I said: "If you give me the money to buy it, I'll go inside". He handed me the cash and I opened the door with an *brilliant* idea in my head. I was going to pretend that I'm a swedish foreign student, speaking english - which is not usual in such a small city. The place looked really crappy and it was dark. I walked up to the asian bartender and asked him *gently* if he has some weed. He responded in german and had no idea whatsoever what I was talking about so he asked some people sitting at the bar if they can translate. At that time, I knew this is going to get only worse, but I hadn't the balls to just leave so I continued with asking for the pot. Those people sitting at the bar didn't understand me eighter, so they turned around at a table behind them full of young - around 24 - students playing poker, suggesting they could understand me. I asked them the same damn question and one of them responded with: "Weed? Hahahaha, dude, say hello to your brother, I haven't seen him in a long time!" At that time, I immediately walked off the pub, pretending like I don't give a shit and they added: "And your uncle too, he's a cool guy!" with continuing laugh. No weed and ashamed as fuck. Perfect combination. I hope my brother and uncle will never get this message.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Everyone knows who you are in a city with less than 30 000 inhabitants, don't EVER try to pretend you're someone else and look for weed. Especially if you're drunk.