<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

This was actually a few months ago, sue me. My friends and I have this joke where we take nudes in the mirror and then cover our junk with funny emojis on snapchat. I took one nude and decided I'll use the dark man in a turban emoji this time. I took the photo, put in the emoji, and at that moment I got a little water on my screen because the shower was warming up. It deleted the photo. I was frustrated because I looked good in it, so I said fuck it I'll take one later, and left my phone outside the shower. Little did I know that the photo actually posted to my story. After my shower I had millions of text messages and screen shots saying stuff LIKE "DUDE YOUR DICK IS IN YOUR SNAP STORY!" horrified at the 60 something people that saw my cold-turtle fun stick, I deleted it and deleted my snapchat out of humiliation. 

Enough upvotes and I'll post the picture on this thread!
<bot>: Meant to send snapchat to guy friends, posted a nude with an Arab man in a turban in snap story instead