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So on the 5th I turned 18 years old. I had never really had a good party but my house is great for entertaining. I decide to have an 18th birthday and invited about 40 people. Turns out my driveway and grass arent big enough for 40 people and it rained. After the rain (which also killed the bonfire), someone tried to leave and was stuck over a foot deep in my neighbors grass so I have to apologize tomorrow. That was at about 7. At 8 people started showing up and I had about 25 people there, we started partying and having a good time but when the musicman left so did the party. I my house was empty once again at 11:30. I looked at the damages, broken picture, dirty ass living room, mud tracked in my room (which was locked!), a spitter in my room, and shake weed from someone rolling a blunt. Now people are already tweeting about the disaster.
<bot>: Tried to have 18th birthday party, half showed up, and everyone left 3 hours in. Tweets about the failure are already out..