<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

So, basically my greatest fear came true today. I was standing in line at University Parking Services when I noticed a cloud that I hadn't initiated in my updates. Google (our future overlords) had taken it upon themselves, in their most recent update, to elect to upload my entire gallery to my Google Drive. I immediately went into panic mode. Having anticipated this type of event, I had deleted or moved most NSFW material a while back, but some treasured videos remained in the gallery. They were uploaded into my Google Drive along with 600 images of my dogs. In my panic to discern with whom on the internet these images were being shared, **I accidentally allowed them to be posted to Google+.** And, just as soon as I clicked the magic button that I had thought meant they would not be shared with Google+, AND ALL OF THE IMAGES UPLOADED TO GOOGLE+, the link to change that option went away, and I could not find it on my piece of shit phone. I frantically pulled out my University-issued computer and logged into THE UNIVERSITY WIFI (this keeps getting better) to ensure that my whole world was not about to come crashing down. In an incognito window in Chrome, I managed to change the settings and ensure that all images from my phone are uploaded neither to Google Drive nor Google+. But, there remains a 10 minute window of time they might have been and 16 people in my "circles" could potentially have seen way more of me than they ever wanted. I just keep reassuring myself that no one uses Google+ anyway and that everyone is currently at work. 

The final TIFU in all of this is that in my panic, while attempting to delete the images from Google+ on my phone, I deleted them from the cloud, which in turn deleted them from my gallery. So, good-bye 600 pictures of my dogs and anything else I was saving. :(
<bot>: Don't keep NSFW images or videos on your phone because you never know when our future overlords will decide to upload that shit to the internet for you.