<human>: I drink a lot of carbonated water.  I used to go through 2 twelve packs of La Croix every week before I purchased my SodaStream.  This morning I decided I was going to make a liter bottle of Raspberry flavored water before work.  Also important to keep in mind is that the CO2 cartridge that came with the device was still producing, but obviously running low.

There are warnings over virtually every soda stream bottle and all over the box for the SodaStream warning you not to put the flavoring in before you carbonate the water.  However, I was in a hurry to get to work and absentmindedly did that exact thing.  I realized what I had done before I carbonated the water, but I thought, "hey it's like 2 tsp. of water flavoring, not soda syrup, this should be fine."  

I placed the bottle on the carbonator, locked it in place, pressed down the button to carbonate.  Usually once it gets close to full there is a whistle.  This time there was no whistle so I thought maybe it was because the carbonator was old and running out of CO2.  So once it got to 5 "water drops,"  I stopped and gave it one or two more seconds of CO2 for good measure.  

As soon as I pulled the bottle out away from the sodastream which unlocks the bottle from it.  The bottle shot away from the SodaStream, with my hand under it, crushing my fingers against the granite counter-top and bukkake'd about 7/8th of a litre of raspberry flavored sparkling water all over me, and everything that happened to be within a 10 foot radius of where I stood.  This included the mail for the day, my clothes where I was prepared to go to work, and underneath the upper cabinets.  

I was already running late for work and this was made worse by the sudden need to clean the kitchen and myself before leaving.  The ring finger on my left hand is swollen and stiff, and I still smell like Raspberries.

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<bot>: Absentmindedly made sparkling water with my soda stream without following the instructions; became the subject of a raspberry water bukkake.