<human>: Recently I was talking to my roommates (don't know how this conversation came about) and it seems I am the only person that does this. When I shit I wipe my ass by reaching in between my legs while sitting and wipe ass to balls. I find this way much easier and that is why I do it like that. So Reddit, I am asking you and for some reason curious to see how you wipe your ass when shitting to prove to my roommates that I am not weird. But asking this question probably makes me weird anyway. 

P.S. I also throw away the toilet paper in the garbage if it's not heavy with shit stains instead of the toilet because I don't want to clog the toilet

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: I wipe ass to balls because it is easier and throw away the toilet paper in the garbage if there is not shit stains.