<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

This happened monday this week. I work at a pub/resturant as a kitchen porter and assistant chef, and I had a double shift, 12-3 and 6-9. My house is a fair cycle away so by the time I finish I usually just stay and wait till my next shift.

So, halfway through my break I get bored and go outside the pub and have a cigarette. I start talking to a couple of the patrons (both about 40 or so) about random stuff like work, places everyone has been etc. and I'm getting into the conversation, not realizing I'm lighting one cigarette so soon after the other, to the point I smoke my self allotted 3 a day in the space of an hour.

This is where my fuck it starts.

I open my pack and realize I'm fresh out. I just say "fuck I've run out" and they turn to me and ask if I want one of their's. I shrug and say sure, thanking them all the way.

They pull one out of their packet (pre-rolled by them but not pre-rolled like you get in the packs) and hand it to me. I light it.

It's not tobacco.

After my first hit they tell me it's been "matured" (idk if that's a thing) for 12 years. I've never done weed before and I'm a bit nervous given I'm right outside my place of work and I have another shift in 2 hours. I hand it back and just say that "it's not my kinda thing but cheers anyhow."

10-15 minutes after talking about drugs I go inside after wrapping up the conversation. I sit down and promptly find my head beginning to spin. So I walked to the toilets with great care not to make sudden movements and promptly threw up in the toilets, before hobbling back to the empty restaurant, ashamed, to talk to my manager.

He call's me an idiot for getting in that altercation (in a joking manner), sits me down and gets me a couple sandwiches to try and balance me out. Ended up still feeling dizzy by evening but finished shift anyhow.
<bot>: Smoked with strangers outside my work building, accidentally injected a whole marijuana, whitey'd out at work and now I'm the laughing stock of the staff (even more than usual).