<human>: This is my first post on here so don't kill me!

T= about 3 years ago when I was 12
  
   Background information= when I was 12, my parents room was the only room(aside from the family room) that had a flatscreen, so when they let me, I would take my Playstation into their bedroom and play.
  
   This was one of those days. Asked my parents for permission and I took my equipment into their room, hooked everything up, and played some good ol' CoD for a while. After about 2 hours of gaming, I thought "hmm, they have a big ass comfortable bed, why not game there!" So I grab my controller and belly flop onto their bed.
    
Immediately after I flip onto my back I can tell that I am laying on something...long and hard. I take the covers and rip them off of the bed to find my mom's pink vibrator. Not being familiar with it, I turned it on and it started buzzing so I turned it off as fast as I could. Not realizing what it was, I just put it back where I found it, moved to the other side of the bed, and continued gaming. When I came down for dinner, my mom when upstairs to her room to get something. After dinner, I went back and noticed that this "thing" was no longer in that spot. Look back, I realized what I saw, and found out what my mom likes to do in her free time.

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<bot>: Went into parents room, found my moms vibrator and basically choked a plastic chicken trying to figure out what it was.