<human>: To preface, my main mode of transportation is the bicycle. Now that summer is upon us, I find it uncomfortable to bike to work without some sort of chafe "protection". I'm sure you've been there. Basically I want to take measures against a swamp occurring in my trousers before a full
Day of work.

Fast foreword to this morning. I get out of the shower and see a bottle ( you know the baby powder bottles with 5 holes at the top and white powder accumulated on top) of powder sitting on the bathroom counter.  It's blue, and mine is normally yellow. I think nothin of it. It must just be my
Roommates. So I apply the powder to my nether regions and move into the bedroom to get dressed.  I begin to feel a cooling sensation, which isn't normal but isn't bad. After 5 minutes or so the cooling becomes so intense, much like that of icy hot, that it actually begins to burn.  I think, it will pass soon.. It doesn't.    15 minutes later I run into the bathroom and look at the bottle.  It was goldmanns medicated foot powder for athletes foot.   My balls and taint felt as of someone had doused them in gasoline And lit  match.   I quickly jumped in the shower and washes off.  The burning lasted another 5 min and slowly went away. So today learned that while foot medicated powder may soothe your feet, it DOES NOT soothe your balls.

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<bot>: PUt medicated foot powder on my balls and taint to avoid chaffing and it burned like a motherfucker.