<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

This, unlike all the ones I usually see here, happened today. An hour ago actually.

My mother sent me a text today that just said "CALL ME! 911!". So naturally, I freaked the fuck out and told my boss that I had to make a phone call. He excused me and I walked outside to call my mother. 

She answered and was crying, of course my heart sank. Through all of the sobbing and snot noises, I could hear her say "They're dead! They're all dead!". I didn't even know who was dead, but I could feel the tears start to well up because, A.) Shes my Mom... She gets sad, I feel for her, and B.) I probably just lost someone that I truly cared for.

I asked her who was dead and finally, I hear the names.... Or lack there of, because she doesn't name her cats, she just calls them whatever baby talk pet name she can think of. 5 of her cats died today. 

I felt a sigh of relief. I totally thought that my sisters had died or something.

So my mom vents and cries for a while, and fell the itch behind my skull. I HAVE to do it...  She keeps sobbing and then it happens.

"I know mom, I know.... Its a CAT-astrophe."

She stopped crying and it got silent on the phone....

"Its a CAT-aclysmic event mother. I'm so sorry"

She is seething on the other side of the phone, but I felt satisfied with finally getting it out. It was like a poison that my body was rejecting and if I didn't say it, I would die....

She hung up on me.

Hasn't answered my text messages. 

Her boyfriend told me that she doesn't want to talk to me right now... 

... Fuck. I'm an asshole.
<bot>: 5 of my moms cats died, and I told her it was a CAT-astrophe, and that it was a CAT-aclysmic event. Now she won't talk to me.