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First off, I'm on my phone, so the formatting will probably suck. 

Second, this took place a few years ago. I know, I get it. What can I say? I haven't fucked up as much as I used to. Fuck me, right?

Anyway, I have Epilepsy. I was diagnosed in 2010. I also happened to be a Sophomore in High School. As I hadn't fully gotten my condition figured out and managed as well as i do now, I was still prone to seizures. 
So, I was working at McDonald's. It was busy as fuck. I was tired, and I was stressed. Dinner rush was coming to a close and I started to feel "the feeling". The feeling you get before you have a seizure. Only people who have had them will know what I'm talking about. So this lady comes in and asks just for a Sundae. Because I'm feeling "the feeling", menial tasks become impossible to do, as you get EXTREMELY confused. So, my coworker helped me out and made it for me-i just had to add the chocolate syrup. 
I added it, and a little bit spilled over the side. What do I do? I LICK IT. I LICK HER SUNDAE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. The look on her face was so mortifying and disgusted I wanted to shove my face into the cookie oven on full heat. I apologized nonchalantly and started a new one. I then went into a seizure by sheer stress, exhaustion and embarrassment. Busted my head open on my way down. Blood everywhere. Gnarly as fuck.
<bot>: In the throes of having a seizure, made a customer a sundae, licked it in front of her, passed out and busted my head open. A.K.A your average day at McDonald's.