<human>: So I'm driving through town, on my way to get some food.  On my particular path, there is a 2 lane (both ways) road that goes down a hill, and right at the bottom it merges into only one lane (going both directions).  On that road there are no stop signs or lights at certain intersections, so if you have to turn left at one of them, you have to stop traffic and wait for it to clear.

My mom happens to work down one of those roads.

So, here's the story.  The speed limit down the 2 lane hill is 45 mph.  Everyone, even me, goes at least 50 down it.  Just flow of traffic.  So, I'm in the slow lane, listening to the Doors, enjoying the beautiful day, when the asshat douchebag late-teen in a raised truck enters the sight of my rearview mirror.  He's weaving through everybody and going way over the speed limit.  We approach the final light, and I go through on the yellow, but before I get all the way through the light turns red.  Yes, I should've stopped, but he was making me a little nervous and agitated so I decided to go.  I look in my rearview mirror and notice that he too is going to go through.  So I decide it's time for revenge.

The 2 lanes merged into one, and I manage to maintain my lead on him.  The speed limit falls to 40, so I do just that.  Semi-success.  He's getting antsy.  Starts riding my ass.  That just pushes my buttons more, so, naturally, to win, I decide it's time to visit my mom.

We go down about 2 streets, then we approach the intersection, where I have to turn left.  I turn my blinker on, and look for oncoming traffic.  There is a shit ton of it.  So I stop, and just sit there, waiting for it to pass, gently singing "Riders on the Storm" to myself and watching this guy sit there in anguish.  Victory.

And, I got a free meal out of it.  Thanks mom!  Double victory.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: drive like a dick when I'm enjoying my day? I make you wait for about 20 seconds, and then get a free meal!