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Yep, we know you have one. I'll start: 

A few years ago, I was in a remote village in the Himalayas. I really do mean remote: the nearest ["city"] (if you can call it a city) is 7-8 hours away by jeep over an ~18000 ft mountain pass. I should also add that there's no electricity except between 4PM and 7PM.

Anyway, so I was spending the night there in some shady guesthouse, when sometime around 3 AM, I woke up and felt an urgent need to shit. But as I got up, I realized this was no ordinary shit: this was going to be the shitocalypse, and I wouldn't be able to hold it for more than 20 seconds. So I stumble over to the toilet posthaste, in the dark (remember, no electricity)...

...but before I got there, I started vomiting.

And in a brief second of confusion, I relaxed my buttcheeks without thinking, and sure enough, I shat in my boxers. I still wasn't at the bathroom, so I quickly took off my boxers (while still vomiting) and kept going towards the door. But in the dark, I tripped over my bag and faceplanted (my boxers were around my ankles at this point, so I stood no chance of recovery). 

To cut this short, I did manage to crawl to the toilet, completely naked and slightly bruised, with a trail of shit, piss, and vomit behind me. I sat there for at least 15 more minutes, puking and shitting my guts out. After all that time and all that fluid loss, I actually ended up falling asleep right there on the toilet.

(I'm pretty sure I can attribute the whole experience to 1. altitude, 2. drinking untreated well water, 3. eating some wild apricots before washing them. Yes, I know I'm a dumbass).
<bot>: I got horrible food poisoning in a remote mountain town. I ended up waking up bruised, naked, and covered in vomit, urine, and feces.