<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

So this story begins when a girl who has friend zoned the crap out of me calls late at night stressed out. We have a really nice conversation and everything is great until we both get really tired. Now I like this girl so hearing her tired voice was really nice and I fall asleep. Apparently my breathing is really comforting too. So the next day I wake up thinking about how great the convo was and THE CALL IS STILL GOING. Six hours, five minutes, and thirty seven seconds on the phone made my phone bill shoot through the roof and, as a student, this is one hell of a problem. The best part? I'm officially "the greatest older brother she's never had."
<bot>: Comforted a girl on the phone late at night and fell asleep, got a huge phone bill and even further friend zoned.