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So some of you may have read the life hack where you turn your toaster on its side and put a sandwich in and it makes a toasted sandwich, no special machine needed and sounds great right? Wrong. 

As I was doing my usual wandering of the house at 3am I ended it by deciding to make a cheese sandwich and then go back to my room. This is when I remembered the aforementioned toasted sandwich trick. I made the sandwich and turned the toaster on its side, noticing a few crumbs in the bottom of the toaster but ignoring them in anticipation of the toastie I was about to eat. 

20 seconds passed with no mishaps and so I went into the fridge to grab a glass of milk, upon closing the fridge I see smoke billowing out of the toaster and immediately rip the plug out of the wall. Thankfully our smoke alarm is In the hallway outside the kitchen and so didn't go off as the door was shut but I went straight into panic mode. 

Running round like a mad man I opened all the windows and doors to the outside and threw a blanket at the bottom of the door to the hallway praying that no smoke escaped and set the alarm off awaking the 4 other member of my family in the house. After about 40 minutes of frantically fanning smoke out of the windows and my heart racing like a prize winning horse I finally cleared the room of smoke but the stink of burnt bread and cheese lingered.

I stayed in the kitchen for another 20 minutes waiting to see if the stink died down but then decided to just go to bed and hope for the best. In the morning no one mentioned anything so I let out a sigh of relief and thanked Talos for my good luck.
<bot>: Burnt toast at 3am turning the house into the equivalent of a smokers lungs, frantically ushered smoke out through the windows while nearly dying of anxiety