<human>: Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?

On Monday night, my roommate and her boyfriend came in my room. They accused me of stealing her keys. My roommate isn't the most stable girl, and accuses me of stealing from her every couple of months. I was undergoing a bout of food poisoning and told them to get out. Her boyfriend stepped behind me, and began to choke me with his left hand. The then knocked me out with a single blow to the back of the head. I came to with her and her boyfriend kicking me. I managed to call 911 while her boyfriend threw empty glass bottles against the wall and tore my room apart. 

Her boyfriend than ran and hid their bongs. 

The police got involved, but the officer refused to do anything other than issue "Harassment charges". Apparently because they didn't use a weapon. If we had been in a romantic relationship, I would have been able to issue assault charges, but apparently roommates (as well as their boyfriends) have a lesser connection. It's a misdemeanor. Sweet.

The officers found the car keys sitting on top of her dresser. The police aren't willing to do anything else, and it takes weeks to file a restraining order. I spent the hour after the officers left listening to my roommate come and go, slamming doors and screaming. I also had to involve police on Tuesday when her boyfriend refused to leave the premises. 

On Tuesday afternoon, the girl and I had a meeting with our landlord. The landlord said she wasn't willing to do anything. In fact, technically, since I broke the lease months by getting a dog, I could have had my lease broken then. The girl also broke the lease by getting a cat and not paying the deposit apparently. The girl said she was carrying a knife. She also accused me of replacing the keys after officers responded... I don't even know her logic behind that one. She accused me of stealing the cable to her HDMI Television. I don't even own a TV, nor do I want one. 

I'm currently sleeping on a friend's couches. Reddit, what do I do?
<bot>: Roommate accused me of stealing keys and got her bf to knock me out in my home. Cops inadequate. Help?