<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

So I was feeling fucked up and considering killing myself.

I called the appropriate hotline, because I guess thats what your supposed to do. I didn't want to talk to anyone I knew and I just needed to talk to someone.  

After a long time of me saying I couldn't promise anything, admitting to having a plan, and the means to carry it out, the girl on the phone wanted my address. I knew what would happen next but she sounded so desperate that I gave it to her. 

Cops were sent to my house.

They were hella aggressive and searched me, went into my apartment found my meds and looked for a gun. (Pills were the plan, I repeatedly said I had no gun)

They called EMTs who took my vitals, (my pulse was 150) and they got some of the cops to leave because I made it very clear that I did not like cops and it was nothing personal I'm just a stoner.

The firefighter's EMTs handed me off to the ambulance companie's EMTs and they took my vitals (pulse 75... lamb to the slaughter calm at this point, and finally away from the cops.)

Wound up in an ER, talking to a social worker, he said if I didn't go voluntarily he'd just fill out the paper work and get me involuntarily. 

Faced with going to a nice cushy facility with my own room, or going home and hitting the bong and waiting to be dragged to a shitty one flew over the cuckoo's nest hell-hole, I signed the paper.

After a 4 days in the facility I switched from asking "Can I leave?" to demanding "Let me the fuck out of here. Now!"

I was discharged against medical advice, and the guy who gave me my confiscated shit back said "Well we think you should stay, you wanted to be here when you signed in." and I replied
"Dude, I was told if I didn't come here I'd be put somewhere shitty against my will." and he sounded completely unfazed and just said "Man... I wish they wouldn't do that."

Does this happen often?
<bot>: Social worker said "you don't have to go voluntarily, but I'll just fill out the paperwork to get you involuntarily." and coerced me to go into a locked psych ward.