<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

I'll start. I was a bit late to the party by today's standards. I was 18 and hanging with my girlfriend in Tennessee who I had just flown out to see. We met on AOL. I had a crappy little room at a nearby motel. By crappy, it didn't even have bedding on the mattress but it was all I could afford and it was only a couple hundred bucks for 11 nights and a walking distance to my girl's house (she lived with her mom at the time). So we had these great big plans to spend New Year's Eve 1999 in Nashville but shit didn't pan out right (she wasn't able to get out of having to spend time with her family as our relationship was pretty secretive). Anyhow, I spent the 1999 to 2000 switch asleep in this shabby little room by myself wondering if I'd wake up to the mass chaos theory of Y2K. She ended up coming over in the morning and we just kinda laid around talking before things started getting kinda hot. I fumbled around for a rubber (which I had brought plenty of, thinking I'd be getting laid around the clock for some reason). I can't even remember if I put it on right but we got started and I do remember gaining entry but didn't have much feeling because of the condom. Add some nerves to that from both of us and a little pain on her part and the whole thing just kinda stopped. We just ended up talking after that and unfortunately the opportunity never really presented itself thereafter. I know that was a bit anticlimactic but that's about all I remember. She ended up going to school in California to be closer to me a couple years later but I found out she was cheating so we moved on and never really talked much after that. Also learned a thing or two about being careful when trusting women.
<bot>: flew to see Internet girlfriend in TN, condom/nerves/pain kinda mixed up into one large anticlimactic clusterfuck, technically lost virginity at 18.