<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

A throwaway for obvious reasons. I was friends with this girl from college and we became fuck buddies. We would essentially call eachother up every time we were in the mood and it worked quite well. Since school kept us busy, we didn't have to pursue real relationships and could have a release for stress and someone to talk to as well.

Anyway. She has always been very hesitant about blowjobs. Just won't do them. So I called her up and she told me we couldn't have sex because she was on her period. I always just say "okay...we'll talk later" but I was thinking maybe I could get lucky with a blowjob. I basically asked her "can we do other things" and she said yes. I thought I was golden.

I go over to her place after my last class and she suggests we take a shower. I have never had a blowjob in the shower so I agree. We are making out pretty hardcore and I think she is moving her hand down to get herself going when she pulls out a bloody tampon. Blood begins to drip down her leg and into the water and there came a foul odor of which I had never smelled before. I live in a frat house and I can deal with most odors but this was too much. I tried to hold it back but I started puking all over the shower. I had just eaten pizza unfortunately so it covered the entire bottom of the shower.

I apolgize profusely and she asks why the hell I threw up in her shower. I told her I had no idea she was going to take out her tampon and it caught me off guard. She then replies "well, how are we have to have sex when I am on my period of I have my tampon in?" Then it all clicks. I felt so incredibly dumb. The only response I could think of was "I thought you meant you were going to give me a blowjob." She then tells me to leave and I get out and walk back to my dorm in a towel carrying my clothes.

Needless to say she won't return my calls or Facebook messages.

So have at it reddit? Has anyone had it worse?
<bot>: thought i was getting a blowjob. saw a bloody tampon and it smelled so bad that I vomited in her shower and was asked to leave.