<human>: Today, like every day, I ride the metro up to campus. I'm a decently small guy, so whenever I get the window seat, I squeeze in and get comfy without taking up a lot of space.

But today, Suburban Wine Mom gets on the train. She proceeds to sit down and get comfy, spilling over into my seat, and repeatedly jabbing me in the side and arm with her elbow as she shifts back and forth whilst playing Candy Crush. 

As you can guess, I was annoyed, to say the least. This lady apparently has no notion of courtesy. We're packed in like sardines? Please don't take up more space then you absolutely have to. So about 10 minutes after she gets on, I wedge myself against the wall on the train and "pretend" to fall asleep. And every so often, I would "shift" in my sleep, and "accidentally" jab her back in the side. Unfortunately she never got the message, but the face of death she gave me when I reached my stop made me crack up inside.

Summarize the given text in a few sentences.
<bot>: Suburban wine mom doesn't know personal space on the subway, a few "unconscious" jabs show her how annoying it is.