<human>: So we've been dating off and on for around 8 months. Things were rocky in the beginning but we had finally come to an understanding that we were happy with each other and planned on making this a serious relationship. Or so I thought...
My birthday is 3 days after Valentines, which can be scary for a lot of men. I work for a company who abuses the "holiday" so I gave him the go ahead to veto any plans he may have had and told him to just focus on my birthday. Now, I am very low maintenance to begin with so I figured this would be an easy task for him. I am a huge pothead, I like sparkly smelly good things and anything with owls on it. Typical white girl shit. I feel like I'm not hard to please at all. 
So what does he do? We are laying in bed a week before my birthday and he tells me:

>I'm real low on money
>I almost got you a vape for $60 but I missed the coupon window 
>I thought about getting you a chill Em 
>you said we were good to not do vday so I didn't plan on that just so you know
>you said you liked that one comic...what was the name of it again? Oh yea, that's right. I'll swing by sometime and pick it up for ya

No talk of dinner plans, date night or anything. I'm well aware of his money situation and I would've been happy with a pizza and a card; yet now I'm sitting here stewing over this incident that makes me feel selfish and materialistic. But at the same time I'm so incredibly offended. Presents are my thing! I love planning them, giving/receiving the presentation...just all of it. I work really hard have come from little so anything that makes me feel special just does it for me. And I swear I've told him this many times before. So you would think that he (being an intelligent man) would have realized that my birthday is the time to go all out for me. But nope.

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<bot>: my boyfriend didn't make plans for my birthday and asked me what he should get because he couldn't remember what it was that I wanted.