<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

Just to get this out of the way, I'm a 20yr old fm and still living in my overbearing parents house while I go through college, hopefully moving out in a year or so. This is semi important for setting up the story. This happened yesterday but I couldnt post it until now because it wasn't the weekend. 

Okay, so me and my boyfriend have been dating 5 months are starting to get a little frisky in our relationship and getting into all the stupid new-in-love things most couples do. Well, he comes over before he has to go to night shift at work (its around 5:30ish so a little weird to explain to my parents that he's just 'dropping some things off' since they like to go to bed around 9 and don't like people in the house after 5) well, it just so happens that he had another thing in mind and we end up doing the deed. Now, keep in mind that both of my parents are still up and my house is rather creaky since its old age and not being built too solid. So after an hour or so of having to do the dirty standing up because the floorboards under the bed are too loud and also having to listen for my parents walking up the steps we manage to get the job done. I had a semi-empty tea jug near my ps4 that I was working through all day, and I wasn't aware that he thought it was trash. After the second round I go to wash up in the bathroom before he does and make sure all the evidence is gone. I thought that he just took the used condoms in the bathroom with him and hid them in the garbage or something. I go to take a sip of my tea because I thought it was a job well done and right as he walks in he yells "NOOO!!" Well, while I was confused and trying to process what I felt in my mouth, it took my parents about 2 seconds to get up the steps after he screamed. Ended up pulling a used condom out of my mouth right as my parents walked in.
<bot>: bae and I had sex, he put used condoms in tea without me knowing, I took a sip, he freaked out, uber religious parents walked in right as I pulled a gross used condom out of my mouth.