<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

I'll make it short. This happened like... 2-3 days ago.

Invited a girl to my place for some drinks. We drink enough to kill a small child. Or probably a regular sized child for that matter. But anyway, things are going okay. She's getting a bit frisky, and then we go out to a party. We are sloppy idiots at the party, everyone is sober and we're shitfaced making out. Embarrassed ourselves... But that's not the fuck up. I then FU, when I said "Let's get out of here, and go back to my place." She agreed, and I was so eager to get out of there I forgot we had a DD that night. So we walked roughly 45 minutes back home. Killed the mood, she went home.
<bot>: Got so excited for sex, I forgot someone was going to drive us home, walked 45 minutes back home, killed the mood. No sex for me.