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This happened Saturday night. I was home, decided to get high and watched some horror movies. It was Annabelle and Insidious. So after the two movies, it was about 1am and I decided to go to the bathroom. I was still pretty high, and I'm also a scaredy-cat. Even so, I walked through my dark house with only my cellphone screen as my light.  
The bathroom and my parents room are only a few steps apart, in a long dark hallway. So I enter the bathroom, turned the light on, and opened the shower-curtain to make sure there's no demons hiding behind it, fist ready to hit them if there's any. I go on about my business, and then before I exit the bathroom I turn off the light. I open the door, cellphone in my other hand and i push the button to turn the screen on.
THEN! As the screen lit up the hallway, there appears someone standing outside the bathroom door no more than an arm's length away. Holy fucking shit, a demon! fight or flight kicked in, I screamed and punched it in the face.  
"Drink_39! what the fuck is wrong with you?"  
"holy shit." I turned on the bathroom light, illuminating that hallway to find my dad on his knees holding his hands to his face.  
Of course it wasn't a demon or a ghost. It was my father. And I swung at his face, nearly knocking him unconscious. So then the light in my parents room turns on, and out comes my mom asking what happened. I help my dad up and run to grab ice for his face. He's a strong man, and took my punch like a boss. So i explained what happened to both him and my mom, then we all went to bed.  
The next morning, I saw my dad had a big bruise between his eye and cheek.
All's good now, we laughed about it and i had to trash the rest of my weed :(
<bot>: I got high and watched a horror movie, 1am went to use the bathroom and my dad startled me and I punched him in the face.