<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

I want to go on an adventure. I looked up couchsurfing and the site is great and all but, I would just prefer to make it an "All Reddit Thing". I want to plan my trip to start at the end of February.

I'm a guy, I'd be traveling solo, and I have a good reputation with all the meetups I've attended / hosted. I even made a few very good friends I continually hang out with to this day. They can all vouge for me. :-D

But not to talk your ears off about the subject, I want to crash at other Redditor's pads. I'll pay your price, I'll take you out for drinks while we talk about the newest memes and world news. I'll make sure that you could never regret giving me your hospitality. I'll only need one night per stay, and a shower if you don't mind. (I'm not a sweaty smelly neckbeard, a shower is just nice).

I want (more than anything else) to spend my time going out to experience new things and to find myself.  I would like the website (well, the community) that has made my life so much better - to be a part of it.

So the "Ask" part of it is, can I stay at your place? You have an exciting life? Share it with me for a day. I'll be making a journal about the trip. PM if you want to offer a place. I have no set destinations, or any specific order I want to travel. I'll be driving by car, traveling alone, starting in Philadelphia area.
<bot>: Want to stay at your house, we drink, have fun time, I leave in morning, pictures of us up on the internet for all to see.