<human>: So I am 22 and have had a credit card for two years now, I have used it regularly and never missed a payment, and I have a job that pays me in official legal tender. So I think to myself I must have a sweet credit score, check equifax BOOM! 700.

Fast forward to me the next day: I stroll up to a banker say I want my credit line increased and my rate lowered because I have freakin awesome credit. They check my experian and I have a 627. My dad and I are named Platypus S. Christ and Platypus T. Christ respectively. SO my dad forgot to pay a bill for an emergency room visit he had, like 180 dollars. The collection agency reported it as my dad's problem to tansunion and equifax. They reported it as my debt for experian. 

Long story short this is B.S. I want to fix it. Called Experian and the collection guys. Experian said they would get right on it. The collection guys say I have to send a ton of info e.g. drivers liscense ss card copy of credit report, to fix their fuck up. 

I may be missing something here but I tink that they could probably just look at the reports they filed and see that it is two differnet people. Why do they need me to furnish information,isn't it their job to verify that it is my debt?

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<bot>: I have good credit, maybe, but these guys are sort of fucking me and want me to do the leg work to fix their mistake; I am bitter.