<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

So i'm visiting my bro at his place. It's an apartment complex. He's on an end unit. In between his unit and the last unit is this little fire lane. Prime place to park if it wasn't a fire lane. There is no guest parking. Usually I visit over the weekend, but this time I came out last night and actually took a day off work (relevant because this occurs during business hours, not a weekend).

Anyway, bro keeps telling me I can park in the fire lane because no one gives a shit. Tells me some other dude's been parked there for days with no issues. Alright, cool, I'll park here. Whatever. 

Earlier today we're just chillen and start to hear this beeping sound. We all wonder, what could that be? Maybe it's a smoke alarm? Maybe it's the neighbors?

Couple hours later, bro goes to the store with his wife to get some Monsters, comes back, asks me where I'd parked. Proceeds to tell me my car is gone. This is a situation we've joked about numerous times, so I'm thinking to myself, nah this jerk is just screwing me. But sure enough..I walk outside and my car was gone.

Luckily I have an awesome bro and he took 50% responsibility, so we split the tow fee and got my car out. Now I've got to use the last of my vacation to pay down the tow fee I just added to my credit card.

On the way back, I'm looking for a place to park out on the street, don't see anything close. He says, hey man, it's after hours, just park in front of the office, you won't get towed! Lol nah I'm good bro. 

Let's see if it gets stolen tonight!
<bot>: bro convinces me parking on a fire lane in his complex is fine, end up getting my car towed, suggests I re-park in another "safe" tow zone.