<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

I typically don't resort to violence, but this has been a long time in the coming. We are 20 somethings living near our college and trying to finish our degrees this year or the following quarter; except for one housemate. He failed out of college but has continued to live in the house. We have jobs, school, clubs, applications for grad school, MCATs, the whole end of college shebang to deal with and it has become impossible to even live in our house because of the problems he creates.

* He single handedly wakes up the household in the mornings (9am) on any given day by blasting dubstep or whatever the fuck that dial up bullshit is.
* He does drugs every day, which wouldn't be a problem if he wasn't crying in the living room or making the entire house smell dank as fuck.
* He grew weed in our fucking home without asking us if it was ok to have an illegal plant in the house that could jeopardize all of our careers.
* He comes home piss drunk and just yells; not to mention, even sober he will randomly just start screaming (probably due to his drug problem)
* He parks his car across the end of the driveway even though our cars are parked in the driveway so that we have to ask his permission to leave.
* He constantly talks about how he is smarter than anyone at our college and talks shit about anyone else's ideas. 

And to top off the motherfucking list, he can do all of this on mommy and daddy's dime.

I'm posting this because we just recently had a fight that made me realize he is completely beyond reason. I asked him to consider how many people live in the house and his reaction "I don't need to understand how many people live in the house I DON'T CARE everyone can wake the fuck up, I'M GOING TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO"

So reddit, before I go to prison for having my roommate assassinated, does anyone have any ideas?
<bot>: my drugged out housemate is an inconsiderate asshole and has proven that he doesn't care about anyone besides himself, making the house inhabitable, what do I do?