<human>: So this was about 7 years ago when I was a teenager and a drug addict. Thankfully I'm neither of those things now and haven't been for quite a while. But, seeing as I was both then, I was in prime condition to make some stupid decisions. Here's just one of them. 

It was late one night and I didn't have any drugs but I did have insomnia. I finally managed to find some Tylenol PM and, not being very patient, I figured I'd just snort them so I could fall asleep faster. It works with pain-killers and Xanax, right?

Crunch, crunch, mash, mash, roll, roll, SNNIIFFFFF........

MISTAKE.  

On a mission trip once we paid our friend the equivalent of $6 in Thai money to snort a line of red chili powder. He was the type of kid who would do stuff like that for any amount of money so naturally he accepted. We all stood around eagerly waiting to laugh and secretly hoping it wouldn't cause any permanent damage.  

Up went the red powder and down came the sweat and tears as his face turned beat red and he held his nose with a silent scream emanating from his gaping mouth. 

And that's pretty much what this Tylenol PM felt like, disintegrating my nostril on this unfortunate night. In all honesty, I'd probably say the chili powder was worse, but not by much, and at least he got paid to do it. 

The pill did kick in faster and I got pretty sleepy, but the burn kept me up from the pain and the periodically necessary trips to snort cold water up my nose.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Snorted Tylenol PM trying to go to sleep faster. Felt like battery acid in nose. Got sleepy but couldn't sleep b/c of burn.