<human>: Hi reddit...
Unlike many other posts, this happened exactly 20 minutes ago,
I was going home after a tiring day of work all though I was sick, I went anyway because a man got to do his earning somehow, so here is were the fuck up starts , I own an motorbike and my work place is in town , so I had some snot/slime in my throat , I have no idea how you call that, and it's fucking disgusting so I gagged it out of my throat and kept it in my mouth and  I was like, okay Mike , 2 minutes ride ,maybe less and ill spit it out when I'm out of town,so everything was perfectly fine for 1 minute and I was almost was out of the city and I see a familiar face walking right next to my lane , he sees me and says hi , so I brake and stop next to him, and here is the part where the ground fades away underneath my feet , my fantastic brain commands my mouth to spit the snot/slime out so I can talk to him, and I , the smartest guy on earth spit my friend in the face... So there we stand , me with a terrified look on my face and he... well he had a couple of grams of snot/slime dripping downwards from left of his nose to his mouth , I was in complete shock , so I said an "I'm really sorry.." and I ran away with the motorbike, probably reached 150 km/h , as soon as I got home I had to post this, because I have ABSOLUTELY no idea how I'm going to make up for this guy...If Reddit ever loved me, this is the time to prove it and help me out of this shitmess...

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: I have a cold , have snot/slime , spat a guy to his face around 2 grams of snot/slime while trying to talk to him