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I don't want to bore you all with too much detail, but in a nutshell: I'm a graphic designer/software developer who's tired of the rat race and working for other people. I want to do my own thing… and that thing is make pies. :D

Savory pies, sweet pies - you name it, I'd like to make 'em! All by hand, carefully freeze them, and then sell online and ship them frozen with instructions for baking. Then it struck me: I don't know the first thing about starting or running a food business. I certainly don't know what kind of red tape I'll have to deal with, for example for selling/shipping frozen prepared foods across state lines…

I know there are a lot of steps along the way (making sure the unbaked pies freeze well, determining optimal cooking instructions, figuring out how to pack/ship them and keep them frozen for example), but I don't know them all, and as I mentioned above I don't know the first thing about the legal aspects. So I appeal to you, fellow redactors. Surely you have more knowledge about this than I do. If you'd be so kind, I would greatly appreciate any advice or knowledge you'd like to share. If this works out, there will be delicious pie for all!
<bot>: I want to start a mail-order pie business but don't have a clue of where to start (other than making delicious pies).