<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

So I come home from work walking up the stairs to my apartment and this bat just swoops down out of nowhere right at me.  Stood there for a few trying to coerce the bat into flying out the open window a flight of stairs down, but he will have nothing to do with it.

So reddit, how can I convince this guy he needs to gtfo?  I don't want to catch him (temping as it is, I don't know how to take care of bats, plus I'm afraid of hurting the little guy) but he needs to get outside to eat things, plus I'm worried about other people messing his shit up.
<bot>: There is a bat stuck in the vestibule of my apartment, and I need him out, he will not listen to reason.