<human>: Well, the other night me and my girlfriend were at a party and she ended up making out with a long time friend of hers.  Let's call her friend Sara, and let's call my girlfriend Tiffany not their real names but it'll do.  Anyway, Tiffany came up to me and told me about what happened kinda feeling bad I guess.  She was wondering if I'd be mad.  I was not, not at all.  My first reaction was, "Where is she?!?  Where was I?"  Anyway, later throughout the night I guess my girlfriend decided she wanted to experiment with a girl, and asked me, "So...  Does this mean you're down for a threesome?"  I was astounded to say the least.  After I confirmed she was serious, she said I had to find the girl.  Now that you know my story...  HELP ME GET TWO CHICKS IN BED WITH ME REDDIT!

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<bot>: My girlfriend thinks women are nice, and very gentle when it comes to making out with them.  She now wants a threesome.