<human>: Im so excited to actually tell the world about this finally, because its been a couple weeks and it gets more cringey every time i think about it.
My wife and I found a match on 3nder for a girl in our area interested in a 3 way. She is super hot (awesome) and super excited to be with us. For a week, I thought it was too good to be true and we were being catfished. I asked for so many pictures at random times and compared backgrounds of the images and daylight, etc. It all seemed to check out. She was our female knight in shining armor.

Skip to the day we planned. We met in public, goddamn A+, so ecstatic she was real. She followed us back to the house and the preparation started. Both her and my wife wanted to do some drinking before we hit the bedroom, to make them more comfortable. So they had 3 shots of tequila, and a bottle and a half of vodka. I thought that was excessive, but they were having fun, cool. Then they said they wanted to smoke, so we smoked. This is a hefty amount of alcohol and weed, I was amazed.

Things started to heat up, we made our way to the bedroom after a quick dice game of dice to strip our clothes. I was so pumped up for this. my wife instantly pushes her on the bed and goes down on her. I watch for a minute and then decide to get some head while thats going on. So i straddle her face and she instantly starts working it like a fiend, it was great. She kept going deeper and deeper, and I'm impressed. Then....

She makes a slight gagging motion, then pushes my hips and dong out of her mouth, gags two more times, then a FLOOD of vomit just erupts out of her mouth, all over my dong, all down her body, face, and hair, the bed sheets soaked, my thighs, everything. It was like watching all my hopes and dreams for the entire night go right down the toilet, with all of her extra vomit. I was left with a vomit soaked bed and blue balls.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: wife and I had 3 way with girl, they got too messed up on liquor, projectile vomit from gag reflex all over everything, 3 way came to a grinding halt.