<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

This was about 2 years ago while I was at college in Florida (ERAU if you need to know). During fall in Daytona Beach it rains mid afternoon pretty much everyday and it rains HARD. So I have one of those super collapsible umbrellas that i keep in the side pocket of my backpack. Now I'm your standard poor college student so this thing is about as flimsy as can be, but it serves its purpose. 

I'm walking out of one of our buildings one day and can see out the glass doors that it is pouring out there. There are a group of 15-20 students without umbrellas waiting under an overhang -outside and left of the door- for it to at least slow down. So I'm thinking to myself: "Ha, I don't have to stand around like those losers" and get my umbrella out as I'm walking toward the door. Just to increase my dramatic "FU, I have an umbrella" effect I don't even break stride walking out the door and into the rain as I proceed to extend my umbrella with my left hand and open it at the same time in one fell swoop. "Gunna look baller" I tell myself, and can feel eyes on me. 

*Snap*

The top section of the umbrella with the fabric breaks free of the stem and my left hand continues in its outward motion causing me to throw it about 30 feet in front of me. There I now am, standing in the pouring rain, shocked, holding a metal stick with a handle, looking dumbstruck.

*laughter in background*

Many of the crowd apparently were watching this comedic display of mine and appropriately began laughing their asses off at it. My dignity dwindling faster than a match in this downpour, I sheepishly shuffle over to the top of the umbrella while my brain tries to work up an out to this horrifying experience. What I came up with was to just hold the top part of the umbrella above me manually (not super easy as there is nowhere to really grab). So there I am walking away from the laughing crowd as I struggle to hold up the umbrella in the wind, all previous visions of grandeur shattered like the flimsy piece of metal meant to stop this from happening.
<bot>: TIFU by breaking my umbrella while trying to open it in the rain in front of a large crowd of students and throwing the top portion about 30 feet away.