<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

I was sitting at home working on a paper when my dad called me wasted from some wedding and asked me if I knew where my middle name (Parker) came from. I hadn't really thought about it before and said I didn't know. He started snickering and asked what it sounded like. I could hear other people were giggling in the background as well. I said I had no idea and had to get back to work. "parked car" was all he shouted before a freaking hurricane of laughter erupted on his side of the line. I hung up and contemplated this. I called mom and asked her where my middle name came from and she laughed and said "oh your father finally told you". I sighed and hung up. a little while later she texted me saying "at least you weren't a girl, your middle name would have been toya :)". I resent that smiley face to this day.
<bot>: my middle name is a pun on where I was conceived (Parker - parked car) and my dad told me this on speakerphone at a wedding