<human>: So this isn't a today i fucked up. Its more a tonight i fucked up.

So my girlfriend and I got together earlier today. We were making out and then she stopped unexpectantly and then began to seem like she was going to be sick. I led her swiftly to the bathroom where she was sick. Afterwards she then apologised. I left her alone to clean up and whatever then she came back through. I put my hand on her shoulder and told her that it was okay and that it didnt bother me. To which she then started bitching at me and telling me not to touch her. And now is acting like a bit of a bitch.
(Note; she said it wasnt my fault tho. That she's been like that for a year or so)

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<bot>: made out with a Girl. Ended up making her sick. Shortest relationship ever. Also lost my title of being a good kisser...