<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

So this actually happened today.

I hadn't been getting a lot of sleep over the last few days. Not for any bad reasons, just staying up late drinking, getting up early for work. The usual. I'd been going out with the same group of people I'd met at a hostel before I moved out.   Nice enough people, mostly German. But importantly there is a cute German girl, Jess, among them whom I'd be crushing on. It seemed that she has a small thing for me too, but... well this isn't r/relationships .
So last night one of the guys from the hostel was having his leaving party. I'd never really gotten to know him and I had to work again today pretty early. Also, Jess had a thing for him too and I didn't feel like competing or really being nearby.

So I decided to take the night off. I watched a movie and read a bit before bed. I decided to dive head on into this night off thing and turned my phone on silent, turned me computer off, and did some lucid dreaming stuffs. And I'll tell you what, I had a fantastic sleep. Great dreams, slept all through the night, and I woke up feeling good as.

That's when the good feelings stopped. I took a peek at my phone to check the time and... 7 missed phonecalls, 6 text messages, and 2 snapchats. All of them from Jess. Apparently she had gotten pretty drunk at the party and had decided to leave. She called me because because she wasn't sure where she was, but knew I lived near by and wanted to come over. I knew none of this. I was dreaming of building a go-kart with my ex-landlord.
<bot>: Cute girl I'd been crushing on called me while she was drunk. I didn't get the call because I wanted to sleep well and turned my phone on silent.