<human>: Before anyone says anything: yes, I know. Eating McDonald's in general is a fuck up. But I tell you, the fuck up transcends just shitty food.

I went to the fast food eatery that happily serves 42 million people globally every day. It was a hot day in the South, so I decided to get my something to cool me off. A strawberry banana smoothie. Sounds amazing, right? Well I was hungry too. Got 2 Hot & Spicy sandwiches because fuck, they're a dollar a piece. No big deal. I consume both and go about my way.

Fast forward several hours and I'm in Wal-Mart with my girlfriend and we are perusing around the grocery section when I feel the first sign of "Oh fuck, I have to use the bathroom soon". So I say "hey, let's go by the movies and look around." I walked into the DVD section that had all the TV series collections and, wanting to get into Game of Thrones, decided to see how much the 1st and 2nd season cost.

$35 a piece. For 10 episodes a season. "Fuck, this is going to be an expensive little bit of catching up I'm gonna be doi-"

And at that moment, tragedy struck. The urge to shit reached critical mass and I made a bee line to the bathroom where the most fiery, painful liquid-esque shit I've ever produced in my entire life poured from my nether regions. It literally burned for the next 2-3 hours or so. I walk out with a waddle in my step and my girlfriend asks, "Are you okay?"

"I'm wonderful."

Summarize the given text in a few sentences.
<bot>: Ate the worst possible combination of food from McD's, a smootie and 2 hot and spicy sandwiches. Painful fiery shit ensued.