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I'm an asian (from asia) and I was helping to finely chop some bird's eye chilies for a hot pot celebration with some friends (basically, a hot pot is a chinese stew where fresh seafood and veggies are simmered in a large pot). 

So the bird's eye chili is a small, asian son of a bitch with a scoville rating of 100 000 - 225 000, that's almost a habanero. 

 

After the feast had begun, I was just enjoying some fishballs and fresh prawns when I had to take a quick piss. So I peed and shook my dick vigorously before pinching my fingers towards the tip to get out every last drop, don't want Him to leak when I put him back into my pants!

 

Then I went back to enjoy the scrumdiddlyumptious fishballs, but after a minute had to put my chopsticks down. I sat there looking at Him, feeling that something's wrong - *my dick was starting to ignite.*

 

My dickhead felt like a rocket about to blast off,

It felt like light from a lighthouse beacon, 

or the glowing tip of E.T.'s finger. 

It was so bad I couldn't eat, 

so I went back to my room to nurse my burning dick.
<bot>: Chopped some really hot chilies, had a piss, burned off my dickhead and now I can't even feel it anymore.