<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So, I was going to the library to do some library stuff, and I decided to take my bike because it wasnt far and it was a very nice day to ride.  I pull up to the library and lock up my bike with a NEW combination lock which I had purchased the day before.  After completing the library business I go outside to unlock my bike and go home. But heres where the Fuck-up starts... I forget the combination to the lock. after fiddling with it for almost 10 minutes i use my heavy duty pocket knife to start slowly cut away at the cord.  I had to resort to this option because I had multiple other things planned that day and had to get home. After I cut the lock, i threw it in my bag and hoped on my bike to go home. Im almost home and this car pulls up net to me as im riding and a guy shouts out the window; "I SAW YOU STEAL THAT BIKE, IM CALLING THE COPS" and im like "whatever dude" and keep pedaling. I mean, its MY bike, it shouldnt be a problem. Anyways, I super close to home and a cop pulls me over to the sidewalk and asks me about the bike and told me that he got a call saying that I "stole" it.  I try to explain to him that its mine, but since I had no proof, he took it away and I had to walk the rest of the way home... Now I have to go into the police station tomorrow to BUY it back from them. I have to Friggin BUY it from them like wtf.
<bot>: I forgot my bike lock combo and had to cut the lock, had the bike taken away from me by police, now I must buy it back from them...