<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

So a few nights ago, I finally did the dirty with this new guy I've been seeing. When we were done, we thought it was appropriate to celebrate by watching the Lonely Island video "I just had sex." He pulled it up on his phone and although I noticed there was a weird blue light blinking on his phone, I didn't think anything of it. We watched the video, continued to bask in the wonderful post hook up high and then later he headed home.

It turns out the blue light indicated that his phone was connected to Chromecast. For those of you who do not know, Chromecast is a digital media streaming adaptor and you can use it to stream music and videos from your phone to your TV. His was connected to the big screen TV in his apartment's common room. Needless to say, when he got home, his roommate already knew. They'd been watching an action movie when the screen went blank and "I just had sex" came blaring on the television. So much for trying to keep it discrete..
<bot>: TIFU by unknowlingly broadcasting "I just had sex" to my hook up's roommates after we'd just had sex at my house because chromecast was connected to his TV