<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

On my birthday (Which is on 4/20, for side information) a few years ago, this girl I was slightly in to and I hung out. Things were going well after several hours of us being together, so we go back to my house to relax and watch some television. We somehow began making out. After a few minutes of this, she abruptly stopped and said something along the lines of, "I feel so bad about this, I'm already talking with someone else." So, being the understanding person that I am, I drive her home and say goodnight. The next day, I go to hang out with my friends. They all were making jokes towards me that I did not really understand until one of them blatantly tells me why they were treating me differently. Apparently, the girl had told them that we did more sexual activity than we actually did and told them that I "basically did not have a dick." Also, she said I "Was like a Ken doll." My friends now know that she did not even attempt to touch my dick, but still make fun of me for it.
<bot>: I hung out with a girl on my birthday and the next day she told all of my friends that I had an unnaturally tiny dick or "basically did not have a dick" even though nothing sexual happened between us.