<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

I don't know if anyone else does this. My friend and I were on our way home from a long day and a long road trip; needless to say we were delusionaly tired. We turned on a street and there was a snowman in the yard of a guy we know. We both looked at each other and I was like "Dude you want to smash it?" She pulled over and was like "Fuck yeah." So we ran up to it and proceeded to break our legs trying to smash this fucking ice man. So we left. Then I was like "Let's get shovels and go back" Bad fucking idea. We're both enablers so neither of us say no to pretty much anything. So we go back and start hacking it with the shovels. Then all of the sudden I hear a door close and my friend, "DUDE RUN, GET IN THE CAR."  So I ran back the car and as fate would have it I slipped and almost fell as this guy was chasing us. So I get up and fumble my way to the car (I'm wearing dress boots with no tread); I literally got one foot in the car and my hand on the handle and she floored it. I thought I was going to die. So the entire time I was like "HOLY FUCK I'M GOING TO FALL OUT OF THE CAR AND DIE." Once I got in the car, we looked at each other and said we're never going to so that again.
<bot>: Tried to smash a snowman, turned out to be ice. Got shovels, man chased us, almost literally died.