<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

When one apply for a position of their choosing, usually these HR morons set up a system to weed out the candidates and then once you're called in for an interview. They fabricate some shit like "oohhh we'll be in touch next week?!" never calls.

1. They expect one to be honest when they lie. Making up some shit to disqualify you in a subtle way.

2. When you get a referral, you end up going through these morons who don't pass you to the second round because you are a POOR SCREEN.

3. For tech jobs, they would say shit like "HE'S NOT convincing enough?!" like seriously DOES this HR person understand what MySQL is? looks like one of those broads you'll see getting drunk after work.

Now for recruiters...

1. They annoy you with calls and shit. I get a lot of calls from recruiters. They ask me a couple of questions, they want xyz from me and then... AND THEN.. They have the nerve to ask me where else you're interviewing.

2. Recruiters are useless. If anyone have been placed by a recruiter, testify in this thread. Seriously.
<bot>: HR is a circus, Recruiters want to pick your brain. Waste of time, waste of energy, useless positions for companies to invest in, etc..