<human>: First off I must state that this is my mother's doing... I just thought this fuck up was SO BAD I had to share. 

So today, when the new family dog went into heat, my whole family got mad at my mother. Why? You may ask?

About 9 months ago, when my dad was on a business trip, my mother accidentally drowned the family dog when she threw a load of clothes on top of the new puppy that was hiding in the washer. She knew that my dad loved this new puppy SO MUCH that he would be devastated, so she ran back to breeder and got another female puppy that looked just like the other one. 

Well.. 9 months roll by and no one in the family knows anything about this except for mom... that is.. until the dog goes into heat.. you know... started her period. That wouldn't have been so bad if mom didn't know our original dog had been a boy.

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<bot>: Mom kills the new puppy, hides it for 9 months by getting another one that looks just like the first one, dog goes into heat, dad finds out because first dog was a boy