<human>: EDIT2:For those that can barely read I put this at the top, I'm not expecting her to shower everyday just more often than every three days. Also many of you seem to live in the Arctic circle of Europe and Canada and never shower, that's fine. Its a little different in the State of Georgia here in the US

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<bot>: She hasn't showered in three days and she wants me to apologize for asking her to shower because  her hair looks greasy.