<human>: (throwaway account)

I've been dating this girl for a while and noticed a few things that have bothered me.  First, I am 23 and she is 19 and we've been dating for over a year.  The biggest thing is that she doesn't want me discussing our relationship with anyone. ANYONE. If we have a fight and I'm upset, I'm not allowed to call even my parents to talk about it.  She found out I called my mom once after a fight and then got even more upset and now believes that my parents hate her (which they don't), and even after telling her that my parents don't hate her and that they probably understand that people in relationships have fights from time to time, she still won't believe me.  This is really the part that bothers me, I believe I should be able to talk to at least my parents about MY life. To make it worse, I found out she had talked to her friends about our relationship, which really doesn't seem fair at all.

To add to that, she never has anything nice to say about anyone.  She's always commenting on how ugly this girl is, or how gross this guy is, or how stupid her project teammates are, or how badly someone is dressed.  It's getting really irritating and I told her about her habit, which she responded by saying one nice thing the next day and then returning to her old ways.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: girlfriend won't let me talk to anyone about our relationship, not even my parents, and especially not when I'm upset after we have a fight, yet she is allowed to.  Also never says anything nice about anyone, ever.