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I encountered two Indian employees tonight at Subway who spoke very little english and they were unable get my order straight. I asked for a "footlong pizza sub" but they proceeded to make me an actual pizza multiple times. Here's the conversation or something very similar:

**Me**: I would like a pizza sub please

*****Sandwich artist proceeds to make a pizza*******

**Me**: I hope that pizza is not for me.

**Sandwich Artist**: Yes, it is for you sir.

**Me**: I'm sorry, I asked for a pizza sub; not a pizza.

**Sandwich ArtiSt**: Yes sir, this is a pizza sub, that's what you had asked for.

**Me**: No, I asked for a pizza SUB and that is clearly not a pizza SUB.

**Sandwich Artist**: Sir, this is what you had asked for (points at pizza)

**Me**: I want a sub... FOOTLONG... SANDWICH... LONG STICK BREAD

At this point, I wanted to pull down my pants out of frustration to show her what a footlong meaty sub was but I didn't feel like getting arrested after a long day at work so I just told her to forget it and proceeded to leave. They ran after me to apologize and offered to try again. 

**Me**: Ok, let's try this one last time. Can you pleeeease make me a pizza?

*****They made me a pizza sub... hooray!*****

So I was the one who ended up looking like a dumbass because they had the definition of a pizza and pizza sub swapped around.
<bot>: I ordered a "pizza sub" but I received a "pizza". I ordered a "pizza" and finally got what I wanted.. a "pizza sub"... fuuuuuuuu.