<human>: Sorry, I'm not sure if this goes here, but I was having trouble finding the right spot. Me and the girl in the photo are both valedictorians for our grad class, we aren't an item or anything, we're just friends. She's always telling me about how her dad is slightly psycho and I didn't believe it until he commented on the photo of us. I would love it if you could give me something to retort with that will maybe get his mind going or make him think twice about raising his daughter in a shell. I'm considering just deleting the photo but if you guys have a good idea then I'll use that..

Here's the photo of us:

To be clear I'm not even that close with her, we've only known eachother for a bit of this year through both being elected. But apparently her dad is like this to all guys.

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<bot>: The comment on the photo is from the girl's dad, and I'm the guy in the photo. Need a witty response :)