<human>: Halfway through January we get a new girl on campus, she takes the same class as me so we started hanging out as she was new, I introduced her to some friends, places and activities, Everything is great and going well.

So fast forward to the weekend we go out with 6 other people to grab a bite to eat and go paint-balling (she wanted to do it since she never done it). Luckily I get to sit beside her and be on the same team (YAY!), now the other 6 people know that I have a crush on her since we first met, and the boys are teasing me about it and the girls are doodling A & A on napkins, hands and texting them to me so I started to get a bit shy and remain quiet for the whole day and she takes notice.

Since she noticed she called me the next day asking why I was shy and being quiet and my stupid smart mouth says 'I've been under the weather since Tuesday, but i'll be okay, you can swing by if you want' without realizing that I invited her.

So fast forward 3 hours I hear a knock on my apartment room and my room mate open and invites her in, while she is in the apartment, I am in my room's bathroom shaving naked with the bathroom door open and the bedroom's door unlocked (room mate hates barging in so he knocks). So she thought that she would surprise me, opens the door wide open and yells 'Surprise, I brought pizza!' but she gets surprised by my dick as it's bleeding due to me dropping the razor blade and it shaving a bit of my foreskin off.

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<bot>: Left my bedroom door unlocked and bathroom door wide open, crush charges in and gets surprised by my bleeding dick....fml