<human>: I'm moving out of NYC next year for college, and there's some things that I wanted to do for years:

NYC is Beautiful - Put 100 mirrors around Manhattan, especially around financial district, each saying 'You are beautiful'.

Speed Dating Practice - Compete with another person on who can get more hugs / phone numbers in Times Square in an hour. Loser eats a can of dog food on camera.

Street Performance - Enough said. Another competition could be made around this (who can get more money from passerbys / hour?)

Teenagers these days... - Walk into Babys R Us with a ladyfriend and a plastic baby that is convincingly real, and proceed to buy babycare products while speaking with an excessive amount of profanity. Bonus points: drop the baby in public.

Charity day - go out with a significant amount of oney ($500?) and hand it to people in need, even if they're not asking for it (i.e. elderly picking up cans). Interview them and film the reactions.

Reducing to a number - Stand outside of a Victoria's Secret, and scream out a numerical rating of each woman that walks out of the store.

I'll add more later if I remember them, or if some suggestions sound too awesome to pass up on.

Here's the problem: I don't have the money or friends (foreveralone.jpg) to do any of this. If you want to help me in any way, PM me.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: Teenage guy wants to do some nice and pointless things before he moves out, but does not have the resources necessary to do so.