<human>: ok so i went out for a bit of a celebration last night as i've just got back on my feet scored a new job and after being down for about 8 months everything in life has turned around for me. So i figure lets go out and drink far too much. While i was out i seen my friend and her friend too kinda cute looking girl well after we hit a couple of jagerbombs and start walking to the club she tells me she has the same surname as me too. So we start trying to work out if we are related in some long winded way but non of the family we had pointed to use sharing family. So i jokingly mention i kinda feel we need to get it on now just because we aint related. she throws herself towards me and we hang around the club chatting and kissing for the night. All my friends had started to go and she said we should get going was we going to hers or mine? nobody was at mine so i brought her back. I start fooling around with her and then all of a sudden BOOM what the fuck was that? turns out she had squirted she never knew she could do it and i had neither came across it so for a split second we was both kinda weirded out about the whole thing. But it seemed kinda hot so i carried on and kept making her squirt her shit all over the place kind of like a kid at Christmas. a few hours went past of fucking and fooling around then she had to go work but she seemed damn grateful she'd discovered squirting!

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<bot>: Got with girl who has same surname as me. Took her home and discovered she a squirter. Made her squirt her shit over and over.