<human>: Between my 2nd and 3rd years of university I needed a summer job desperately but the market in my city, even for shitty jobs, was basically dried up. I finally got an interview around the end of May for a position as a DBA (Database administrator) for a senior's home. The only problem is, I was a biology student with no knowledge of --cringe-- Access.  

I lied through my teeth during the interview and luckily the managers knew even less than I did because I got hired for the position. Over the next 10 weeks they gave me various database projects to build, and I would do what I could and then post frantically on online forums to get people to help me with the code necessary to make them functional. If any of you gracious souls are out there right now I thank you, because without you I would have been toast.

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<bot>: lied to get job as a DBA and then altruistic Access monkeys on tech forums built all of my databases for me