<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

because my homeschooled roommate has this weird lack of common sense. For example, one of the reasons i ask, i got home last nite at 11pm and needed to go to bed cause I had 3 test the next morning. Get in and he's rocking out to some, literally, gay singer in our bedroom. I'm whatever i dont really care right now. so I decided to sleep in the living room and i got woken up a 3a. He had apparently moved all of his stuff from the bedroom to the living room and he's sitting like 5 ft from me watching me sleep as he's writing this paper. I cant get it through his mind that thats not exactly acceptable. So i got up went to the other room to go get some sleep and then his friend comes to our building at 5a and starts throwing fucking rocks at our window because he was supposed to be somewhere but fell asleep. she did this for like 30min while yelling 'wake up!' at the top of her lung. I think everyone woke up besides my roommate.

On a different note, some of the other stuff that he was never exposed to is: he's never heard of a female orgasm, always thought that any position other than missionary was some form of anal, didn't know what gay people did for sex... that's all i can think of at the moment.
<bot>: are there any normal homeschooled people out there? and do you have any weird experiences with homeschooled kids?