<human>: Here's 1 off the top of my head. 
I was waiting in line to get into a club to meet some friends and I realised I had no cash for the door and had run out of phone credit to text the friends in there. There was an ATM in the club, but the bouncers demanded that I paid cash before I set foot in the place. I asked a random girl to get me some cash from this ATM with my card and PIN (I was incredibly drunk). The girl of course disappeared. I left the queue thinking what an idiot I was, but then I saw the girl leaving out the back because it turns out I gave her a card with fuck all money on it, and she bolted. I caught up with her and somehow one of us turned the situation on its head, and we must have gone somewhere to get more drunk off HER money. I woke up the next day in bed with her, we laughed about it and had excellent morning sex.

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: drunkenly gave a would be thief my cash card, she ran off, I found her, she then paid for us both to get drunk, had sex (in a non rapey way).