<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

Not today, but only found out that it was a fuck up today...

So I work in this warehouse unit thing for 1 guy who is my boss, and this other guy who works with me. 

So one day when they went out on a delivery, I was left alone at work, and for whatever reason, I got horny at work and decided that cos I was alone, I'd have a session. Little did I know that my boss had a camera installed to keep an eye on the things he made in case anyone broke in and stole anything.

This is where I get a call this morning about that amount that he was going to pay me due to me 'not doing much work and messing about'. He didnt directly mention it but I feel as if he has seen this footage while looking back on his tape, but he hasnt mentioned anything about it... I feel awkward as hell now.
<bot>: Masturbated at work not knowing camera's were there. Boss rings and says he's cutting my pay for the week cos of 'not doing much work'. I think he's seen me masturbating