<human>: Today I fucked up Reddit. I have just gotten back to college, and it's about a week before classes started. I recently moved into a new apartment complex, and the rules are pretty lax. One thing notable about this apartment complex is that it is **brand new** and is quite expensive to live in. There is also a lot of security, *therefore no one really locks their door.* 

Anyways, a good buddy of mine moves in right next to me, and is always throwing down. So this one night, he is throwing a party. I disappear from my apartment and go hang out with him and proceed to get dark-brown drunk. 

Anyways, 4-hours roll by and I decide it's time to crash. I proceed to walk-in to my apartment (which is unlocked) to find a butt-ass naked black guy sleeping on my couch. My roommate was with me at the time, and we both look at each other and just decided to go back to the party. We proceed to grab a lot of people to come help just in case he get's hostile.

We then proceed to dump glasses of water on him until he wakes up. He eventually comes to but he is still very shit-faced. Me, my buddy next door, and another friend proceed to attempt to get this kid home. We walk around with him (who's still butt-ass naked except for socks) through the entire apartment complex. Finally, we can't find where this fucker lives as he's waaay to shit faced, and proceed to let him sleep in my friends car. Next day, he was gone. 

Don't leave your door unlocked.

Just for clarification, the only other person home when he was found was my other two roommates, who didn't know him at all.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: came back from a party to find a butt-ass naked black guy passed out on my couch. Yes, we got him home safely.