<human>: Things have been going south in my relationship and coming to a head very quickly.  I wanted to break things up at the beginning of the new year but she had a friend visit for 2 weeks and just now left.  We live together on an apartment (with another roommate, her friend) which was a very bad idea in that everything moved too fast and I was caught up in the whole not being alone and someone likes me haze (first relationship lasting more than a month).  

She has been becoming more and more crazy as of late: super sensitive/emotional, doesn't want to use condoms (she only takes minipill), thinks that I'll be the carry in the relationship since she said she failed in achieving any of her dreams. The list goes on and it terrifies me of the future she seems to be wanting.  

I wanted to break with her in person, but given that the friend visiting and she is visiting family for 2 weeks (I'm driving her to the airport) it seems like there is never a 'proper' time.  Not getting into the whole apartment lease drama I've come to the conclusion of having to do it over the phone (or text god forbid due to her guilt tripping ways) and moving out same day lest fearing the roommate will get wind and break my stuff (I'm the only one in the apt that owns anything electronic and expensive).

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<bot>: break up over phone while she is out of town and move out same day with getting apartment lease in order (paying 2 months of my rent to find another roommate or break) or is that too cowardly?