<human>: This happened about a month ago. 
I am at a friends house enjoying the patio furniture on a nice summer day. As we sit there chatting, the beloved schwan man, you know, the frozen food delivery guy that your great grandma had come around when you were a kid? Well, the guy us uber friendly and is normal stop at my buddies moms house. I proceed to ask this fine gentleman "Hey! Do you have any blue bell ice cream in there?" I had been hearing the radio jingle and have never had any of their ice cream before so I was very happy to ask. The gentlemen looks at me with the utmost disdain and says, "You do realize that is the equivalent to asking the pepsi guy if he has coke on his truck?" He then proceeds to explain how blue bell is their competitor (very kindly). I end up getting swindled into buying the schwan man ice cream toffee kind, and still havent had blue bell!

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<bot>: Asked the schwan man if he had blue bell ice cream on the truck & is like asking coke guy for pepsi