<human>: When I was 14 the girl of my dreams went out with the most liked guy in school. I was broken and thought of every possible way to win her over. Me being a young fool, I got the exact same haircut as the guy in a pathetic attempt to win her over. well that didn't work to well. During lunch, my "buddy" that knew I had a crush on the girl, put two and two together. He starts laughing and runs over to her and tells her everything. I'm watching from a distance, she turns to me and starts laughing hysterically. My heart fell to my fuckin' toes. my eyes immediately start to water, I pretend to yawn and casually walk out of the cafeteria until I reach the washroom and cry like a fucktard.

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<bot>: I got the same haircut as the guy that got the girl to win the girl over. she found out, she laughed, I cried. Fin.