<human>: Over the weekend my SO spontaneously texted me complaining about how long it took to travel by mass transit to a "party" at a forest preserve.  This "party" supposedly consisted of three people plus my SO.  I was surprised because my SO claimed to be *en route* to this party an hour after *all* forest preserves in the area had closed.  When I asked my SO how any such location still was open, I was told that apparently they all would be heading to a house party instead.  Fine and well, but why the hell was I initially told that far fewer people would party at a location that could not possibly still have been available even at the time my SO supposedly was *on the way to it*?  Surprise!  My SO then said that everyone (or at least / including my SO) would crash at the host house of said house party rather than return home after it.  I already have plenty of reasons to question the honesty of my SO, but, after being fed such a ham-fisted, bullshit story, I seriously wonder how to bring up the fact that I doubt every piece of (probably mis)information I was fed about that night.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: How should I bring up the fact that I believe exactly nothing about my SO's account of what happened over the weekend?