<human>: I mean, seriously? I've heard so much about how Reddit just steals everything from 4chan, and how basically our entire community here is a rip-off of their memes and content.

So, being the open-minded guy that I am, I decide to see why everyone is all over 4chan's dick. I'm there for no more than three minutes before I realize I'm looking at a child having sex in a minivan. SERIOUSLY?

You guys make all this hype about how 4chan is a undistilled version of the internet, and basically how Reddit is a bunch of whiney liberal hipster nerds, and motivate me to find out why /b/ is so *FUCKING AMAZING* to you (as a community).

I realize that everyone in this paricular /b/ thread thing is talking about all this shit about IP addresses and all this nonsense anti-IP-tracker shit. FOR FUCK SAKES, IM A REDDIT USER ON A MAC, I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THAT IP NONSENSE! I think I may now go to jail. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, REDDIT

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<bot>: Reddit makes a big deal about how great 4chan is. I go to 4chan for three minutes, see child porn, and I think I'm actually going to be a sex offender now. Thanks, guys.