<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

This happened today.

So last night was busy for my wife.  She's at a PTA meeting after work till after 8 pm.  I pick the kids up from school feed them dinner then load up the dish washer with the dirty dishes.  I don't run it right away because the kids need to take showers before bed.  While they're doing their business I continue to put things in the dish washer one-is and two-ies.  After the kids go down for the night I run it and sit down to play some games until the wife comes home.  She comes home, we watch some tv, talk and go to bed.

The next morning my wife is unloading the dishwasher before she has to take the kids to school.  Apparently, I forgot a dish.  Now she's pissed because she doesn't have time to wash it because road construction in the area means she has to leave earlier then normal.  She's not paying attention to what I'm doing but I go over (without being asked to), get some dish washing liquid out and hand wash the dish.  She finally notices what I'm doing as I start to put it away after drying it.  That little act of kindness is the fuck up.

She starts yelling at me that the dish is dirty and didn't I hear her before because that's why she put in the sink.  I said I did and I washed it.  Well, what did I wash it with hand soap?  WTF?!? No, I got the dish washing liquid out and hand washed it.  Now, she's doubly pissed.  Why?  I have no fucking clue.   She yells at the kids to get in van, stomps out after them, slamming the garage door on the way out.  No kiss goodbye, no actual goodbye.  Well, ain't that something.
<bot>: Forgot to load a dish in dishwasher, pissed off wife. Hand wash forgotten dish, pissed off wife.  No goodbye kiss.