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The problem is, currently my wife and I are set to relocate in December and are saving for the move and all expenses that will come with it. We are already in financial hard times, we had to put some bills on credit, and after November rent is paid I'll be sitting on $22 until I'm paid two weeks later.

I understand that it is my birthday and people want to do things for me, which I'm fine with. But we can't afford to go out and drink etc, I'm trying to be the responsible adult.

My wife is being extremely unsupportive about this and is angry with me that I don't want to go out, even after explaining my reasoning. She is now telling me that she is going to need the car that night because she is going out with MY friends from work. I'm frustrated and her trying to do something nice has resulted in this argument.

The work friend is also being extremely uncooperative and telling me he is going to be upset with me if I don't show up even after repeated attempts to tell him I'm not attending. I have not told him the reason why because he is the type of person(past experience with him) that will just say "I got you bro" and pay for everything, which he knows I'm not comfortable with. 

Am I fighting a useless battle? Should I just go and be uncomfortable to make everyone happy? Or am I handling this correctly?
<bot>: Wife is trying to force me to go out on my birthday and spend money we don't have. Work friend is also pushing the issue but I can't tell him why I don't attend.