<human>: Obligatory "not today, blah blah blah", but anyway here goes. The title is pretty self explanatory.

When I was about 3 years old, my mother took my me shopping to Asda (UK Walmart). I was always looking to play with people in my young age and I found a kid in the store to play with so I started to run towards him. However, when I ran to play with my new friend a horrifying revelation was made.

The "kid" was not in fact a kid but instead, was a male dwarf. From this, my father had to try and explain to me that his dwarf in his mid-30s was not in fact a new friend but a man that I wasn't allowed to play with while also trying to contain his laughter.

As you can imagine, the dwarf was probably quite scared, you know what with a hyperactive 3 year-old boy chasing him around Asda trying to play with him.

Looking back, we always laugh when the topic is brought up.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: When I was 3, I chased a dwarf around Asda (UK Walmart) thinking he was another kid to play with.