<human>: Alright, there is mandatory enlisting in my country. I live in a room with 18 other people and so it happens that 2-3 of them are plain assholes. 

About me first. I am almost 2 meters tall, the tallest in my company and i lead the parades and so on. I am not the strongest but i sure as hell i am strong. E.g. i can deadlift 140kg thats 310lbs.

The first one, lets call him. Nick, he isnt really strong, he acts like it but he isnt. My bicep only is bigger than his arm. He acts all tough like he will beat me if he fights me. On an incident yesterday he said " he (me) is going to cry over a piece of paper."

Second is john, he played basketball with my father on a small team. Anyhow i thought it was all good until yesterday. He was drawing in my notebook, the issue is that

> a) He didnt ask me, i could give him paper to draw.(wasnt even a drawing, they were making fun of another dude in the room).

 >b) he wrote on a page that was stuck on the front page of the book where i had written a dedication to my girlfriend and i had to cut it and the whole page. (The next guy Eric, took it, made an airplane and threw it to nick). 

>c) He basically destroyed a 20 euro note book.

The last guy , Eric is a very short small dude who acts as if he is a bloody genius when in realy he is barely average. He acts all tough and crap.

Give me a shortened version of the text
<bot>: Some dudes on the room i share at army are giving me hard time for no reason at all and screwed over a gift i was making for my girlfriend.