<human>: Mine has got to be with my housemate. A few months ago, he would wake up, play CoD for 14 hours a day and fall back asleep. This is why he was unemployed and seeking benefits whilst also sponging money off his Girlfriend whenever she came round. Now, this didn't bother me per se, it was his smug sense of entitlement that did it. He had this attitude that as he was living with 5 students but no a student himself, that he was somewhat better than us by snide remarks E.G student layabouts (yes, this was my favorite). So, me being the person that pays for the internet and it being in my name, and him being as technological inept as the crabs that no doubt infest his yeast ridden private parts, I set about my passive aggressive plan. I had full router access and with him being the only one that would connect via Ethernet, it was easy to fuck his shit up. I would MAC/IP ban him a few times a day, some times remotely if I was in uni and saw him online. Sometimes I'd get texts or phone calls asking for advice, but I just replied with it being the

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<bot>: housemate was being a lazy bastard playing 14 hours of CoD a day, I get pissed, mess with the router to give him intermittent access, he gets pissed, blames