<human>: Long time lurker, first time poster. (English is not my native language, please excuse any errors I make)

Like most TIFUs, this didn't happen today. It happened two days ago (it's 2am Tuesday from where I am; meaning it happened on Sunday).

I was having a bad case of allergies where I get an extremely itchy sensation on my back accompanied with a painful burning sensation like it had been pricked by something, painful to the point where I silently scream while trying to scratch my back.

So last Sunday, I decided to brush it off and attend Sunday mass. I mean, what could go wrong?

At some point, a priest started going around blessing the churchgoers with holy water. At the same exact time the holy water landed on me, my allergies started acting up and I ended up scratching my back frantically while wincing in pain.

After the my allergies start to I then noticed I was getting stared at by some people around me and realized what I had unintentionally done. The other churchgoers probably think I'm either a demon or some bored guy with nothing better to do than disrespect their religion.

Summarize the given text in a few sentences.
<bot>: attend mass, priest splashes me with holy water while allergies act up, end up looking like a demon being exorcised after touching holy water