<human>: TIFU when i was changing my daughter's diaper in a state of mostly sleep. It was an insane struggle just to open my eyes in the middle of the night. 

I had a hard time opening her pajamas until i realized it was a zipper, not snaps. Before i realized that, my sleepy brain decided it was time to brush my teeth (at 3 a.m.? Why?). The A&D ointment went onto my toothbrush and it was a full 30 seconds of brushing before my brain slowly woke up and the realization of what was happening kicked in. 

So yeah, there I was with my mouth full of ointment... My mouth still feels slimy and the smell of A&D disgusts me now. Definitely the stupidest thing I've ever done as a mom, but should be good for a laugh at some point.

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<bot>: I brushed my teeth with diaper p ointment in a state of half-sleep while changing my daughter's diaper at 3 am.