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This happened many years ago.

I was a freshman in high school and was getting ready to go on the annual ski weekend trip with my youth group. The trip took about 2 hours to get to the location we were heading. We left super early in the morning to beat traffic and get on the slopes faster, so I looked forward to the opportunity to just pass out for the entire trip. I get in the van, take the first open spot I see and pass out. 

Here's where my fuck up begins. My body, being hormonally challenged, decided to have an erotic dream, giving me a massive hard on. Thankfully, no one noticed since I was wearing my ski pants, but as it would turn out fate had a much more painful and awkward ultimatum in mind for me.

Apparently I was out for the count, because people had gotten out of the car and started to get geared up without disturbing me (this may not seem like a hard task, but imagine 10 highschoolers in a compact van. Lots of noise). My youth pastor sees me still napping, and decides the best course of action to wake me up is to punch me... in the leg... higher than he should of... Needless to say, I woke up immediately, and make direct eye contact right before he turns around and books it and I sit there with my painful boner.
<bot>: Popped a boner while sleeping on the ride up a ski retreat, got punched in the dick as a result.