<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

This might sound like a joke but I am completely serious. I need to rewire my brain and quit girls, and I think you should consider it too. If you're thinking "HELL NO!" keep reading and maybe I can convince you. I'm not just saying this because some dumb break up shit either. Think back to when you were like 4 years old - life RULED without them then, why can't it be like that now? I have had my own fair share of hooking up/relationships/layin pipe/and the standard dosage of pron and I just don't want any of it anymore. It's not because some girl doesn't like me or whatever, it's because I am sick of it all. **Seriously guys, do you ever wonder why you love tits and ass so much? I know it's awesome, trust me, but don't you ever wish that the opposite sex didn't have hypnotic powers over you?** I hate that girls have so much power over me, and guys in general. Aren't you sick of it? Doesn't this piss you off? **I hate being just some human animal programmed into being a slave by my attraction to the opposite sex for reproduction with no choice.**

I think the reason I now want to transcend girls and become asexual is because I realize that a relationship will never work for me. I'm not whining that *oh I haven't found the right one, I don't know if I ever will :{* I just realize how much better my life can be if I can happily just have them as friends. I do not want to waste my time or money romantically, but its just so hard because I LOVE ME SOME TITS AND ASS.

I wish I could become a cyborg, or go back to being 5 years old when girls sucked and everything was awesome but both of these are extremely unlikely to happen. And for the record I feel that my obsession with girls is no more or less than the average males, I AM JUST SICK OF IT, GUYS IT IS TIME WE GOT THE UPPER HAND ON HOT LADIES.
<bot>: I don't hate girls, I just hate that I have this overpowering psychological infatuation of them, don't you? How can us guys rewire our brains to not care about girls and become asexual?