<human>: Probably not the best title but at least the story happened today. 

So I had my first lecture at university today. Went into the room, about 500 new students there. I am almost late so I try to get a proper place for me and three friends who were with me. Spotted it right in one of the frontrows, probably fourth or fifth but don't remember really.

Problem is, there are a few girls already sitting in the row and I don't want to disturb them so I go one row in front of them and try to get over the row by climbing over the table and seats. I take the first step on the seat and try to get over the row ... And then it happens: the seat looses any stability so I trip and my balls get hung up on the seats. Immense pain is coming immediately, the guys and girls next to me don't know if they should laugh or not but are then laughing which is completely reasonable. At this point, I have tears in my eyes but see that I can't do anything about it so I just went with it.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: got my balls hung up in from of about 500 people and had immense pain which I hope will not leave any problems.