<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

So last night I was out with the boys and the girls after work, living with y parents, and I'm in university. Now don't judge but I have a curfew, and forgot to tell the home-dwellers that I was out, so I call around 1 to tell them I'll be home at 2, here's how the call with my mom goes. 

"Hey I'll be home by 2, sound good?"
"Alright, take out the garbage when you come in"
"Sounds go-BUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP"
"What was that?"
"What was what?"
"Did you just burp?"
"Maybe. I CANT HOLD THAT IN"
"Never do that, it's extremely rude"
Then she hangs up, no bye or anything. 

I laugh it off, get home by 2, then this morning I'm eating before I go to class. She gets up, comes to tell me that living in this house is a privilege, and that she won't be letting anyone disrespectful live under her roof, and that I had until the end if the month to move out.
<bot>: I burped on the phone with my mom and now have 5 courses, 2 jobs, and 2 weeks to find a house. Did I mention I'm a minor? Yeah. It's an awesome situation.