<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

Obviously I don't want to be the douchenozzle to get people to upvote me, so I propose that we get as many redditors to upvote the first person to post in this thread to see how high we can get that person's number.

Of course, this is intended to benefit the comment karma of one of our greatest soldiers, the people who police the "NEW" tab, but it should also demonstrate how much we are willing to promote something among ourselves, how many of us are going to do the opposite of what we're requested (the downvoters), and how cooperative we are.

As I see it, there are several available outcomes:

 - nobody upvotes this karmaless self-post and this ends a minute after I post it.

 - we get a cooperative upvote campaign for one lucky new tab soldier and get a record-high upvoted comment

 - We get a cooperative downvote campaign for one *unlucky* new tab soldier, who will then most likely delete their comment, and creating chaos in the thread.

I am obviously out of the running, because I don't want to "benefit" from what could potentially be tens or even hundreds of thousands of upvotes.
<bot>: Please upvote the highest voted comment in this thread FOR SCIENCE. Also, if you could get your reddit friends to upvote it, too, that would be great.