<human>: Alright so this is actually a small issue but I've just realized it today. 

My girlfriend and I met via Tinder. As such, I didn't take it seriously when we first matched and started chatting. I was quite drunk one night after an event and stated sending messages. Weirdly enough it worked, go figure. 

Anyway, I told her two lies that I honestly forgot about. The first was my job. I told her I was a fully fledged professional when in fact I have 1 more year to go in grad school. This isn't an ongoing lie because, well, it's obvious and I never tried to hide the fact that I'm a student aside from the initial convo and she's never mentioned what I first told her. 

The second is a potentially bigger issue. I have NO idea why but I told her I was born in a foreign country and lived in another country as a baby. Dunno what drunk me was thinking and I honestly forgot about it. I've lived in the same basic area my entire life. Again, I never continued the lie and I've definitely said things that make it clear I've lived here my entire life. And again, she's never mentioned what I told her. 

It hasn't been an issue and I was wondering how you would feel in her shoes and whether I should come clean.

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<bot>: told now-gf some drunk lies when initially chatting on tinder, not an issue and hasn't come up, wondering if I should even bother coming clean bc it might open up a can of worms.