<human>: I'm about the definition of a loser. First kiss wasn't until a year ago. Have had exactly two dates in the last 3 years. I tried eHarmony for a year and that went absolutely nowhere. 

I've always struck out with women. Every single one of them i've pursued since high school either wrote me out of their life, treated me like shit after i bend over backwards for them, outrighted played me, or turned out to be batshit crazy. 

I've tried the bar thing. Had a few somewhat interesting conversations but that's it. Never able to get their number, sometimes not even a name. most of the time i'm ignored or treated like a creeper. 

In the few instances where i have gotten a number, or had multiple hangouts/conversations, i'm almost immediately banished to the friendzone of no return. They always say i'll find someone eventually, but time keeps passing and my situation doesn't change.

I have no idea what to do at this point. I try to get out to meet people, but my town is basically bars and walmart. Even when i go to the bar, i'm largely ignored. And in the event a woman does start to talk to me, i'm the definition of socially awkward penguin. 

I am sick of being a loser. I'm sick of being alone. I want to change that but I have no idea what i'm doing and no advice i've been given to date has helped at all.

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<bot>: [23M] has tried most everything to find someone and struck out everywhere, looking for sage advice/wisdom from the reddit community.