<human>: It has been one of those days where absolutely everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. i got a ton of last minute shit dumped on me at work, spilled hot tea all over myself, and the icing on the fucking cake is this movie i ordered off amazon. It's called Panique Au Village, its a stop motion film i saw years ago in an arthouse theater and i loved it. a long while ago i decided to torrent it as i didn't have the money to buy it, problem was the thing has no subtitles. so i saved and last week was finally able to order it. it arrived today so i've been looking forward to it all day. I couldn't wait to watch it with my girlfriend (who has never seen it) and laugh the shitty day away. well for fucks sake this god damn dvd HAS NO FUCKING SUBTITLES EITHER. WHAT THE FUCK. so i give in and try to find a subtitle file online, out of the 5 or so i've downloaded not a single one works. and to top it off if you jump to halfway through the movie they suddenly appear! skip the to start and they're gone! go back to the middle and they're gone again! its like the universe is fucking taunting me.

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<bot>: Shitty day at work, get home to finally watch dvd i've been waiting to come in the mail and i can't watch it cause it has no fucking subtitles, subtitle files from online taunt me by not working correctly.