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Hey there, I'm new here and have been lurking for a while. Recently when I thought that my friends and family's cringeworthy behaviour was already awful enough, they just outdid themselves yet again!!

I recently passed my driving test and when my dad [51 M] had bought me a new car as a present, I was so excited to try it out. That is until he came rolling around the corner with a boxy little yellow lump of shit that only Harry Wormwood would be proud of owning. My mum [49 F] acted like I was being SO ungrateful and said that if she were my friends she would think that my new car was "very trendy" - was she taking the piss?!! My brother decided to take that opportunity and said they would be jealous because of how yellow it is. Yeah, not only was it piss yellow, it was a piss poor decision to buy the car in the first place.

Luckily my two friends [both 16 M] and I had arranged to go to a theme park nearby our city and I had the promise of rollercoasters and girls to distract me from the misery over driving the Shitmobile. However, one of my friends saw some girls in the car in front of us on the motorway and encouraged me to tail them, getting all shirty when we lost track of them. We spent so much time following about these girls that we actually got in front of a hearse to catch up and made a total arse of ourselves for it! When we arrived at the theme park, it turned out that the same girls we were following actually WERE there and because my wanker friends kept distracting/arguing with me, I crashed my car into a lamppost and the door came flying off.
<bot>: parents buy me car that no one would give even to their worst enemy. Decide to go out with friends from school only to reluctantly stalk some girls, hijack a hearse and destroy part of said terrible car.