<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

This didn't happen today but last week. Basically i decided to walk my friend home and i decided to take my scooter. Once i walked to his street i turned around and started heading home. Now is when the fuck up begins, i was a few blocks from home when i noticed these two girls (they were pretty hot) walking in the opposite direction that i was. 
Now i had forgot there were these kind of 'acorn-looking' things on the ground (like little pebble sized things). Being the genius teenager i am i decided i would ignore those things for a second, big mistake.
I look up to make eye contact and just as i make eye contact one of the little acorn-looking things from hell decided to jam my scooter, then I flipped over the handle bars onto the floor in front of the girls. As i looked up their faces could only be described as "wtf?". So i smoothly got up grabbed my scooter and rode off. But i got home no injuries so it was all good. Thus concluding the tale of my scooter journey home.
<bot>: Rode a scooter through a minefield of pebble sized acorn things, saw some pretty girls, got a good look at my handle bars...