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Out of desperation one night we heard rumors of a party about 5 miles away from our dorm. Being idiot freshman we decided to walk there pretty intoxicated. By the time we finally made it we were so worn out we could barely stand but we decided to drink heavily since they had a keg. My friend got completely blackout drunk and when we were on the way to another party on the bus he decided to stay on the bus and head back to the dorm. We had a fairly normal night and came back and went to bed. The next day I am woken up by the kid who went back to the dorm alone. Turns out when he got off the bus he was so drunk he had to throw up and tried to go behind the bus-stop to do it. A cop caught him and told him to stand still, being drunk he didnt listen and turned to run, only to be essentially run over by a cop car that had just pulled up. He didnt even make it 1 foot but it was enough for them to arrest him for fleeing police or whatever its called. Turns out the fat female cop thought he was cute and she didnt charge him with anything other than drunk in public.
<bot>: not the best story but getting things rolling. I know some of you have some great stories. I could tell you about the time we had a riot at our school, tear gas is fun :)