<human>: I was walking my dog outside and he didn't have a leash on so that he could run around and shit. So I'm just walking and he's doing his thing not too far away and all of a sudden I hear *tssssssssssssss* and I turn around and I see a my dog with his face right next to some tiny animal. Now me, being the dumb ass that I am, I didn't know what the fuck happened. I've never seen a skunk IRL before and it was dark as fuck. Then I noticed that bitch was black and white so first thought that goes into my hear is "Oh okay it's just the stray cat" because there's a stray cat that always wanders around here at night. And then something in me head clicks, I notice the tail is up and I'm like FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU. So I call my dog over and he smells like a dirty bitch. Not to mention that he got skunked right in the face, and it got in his mouth so he just keeps licking himself like a dumb ass. So I went home, gave that bitch a bath, took a shower cuz I smelled like shit too, and now I don't know what to do. The whole fucking house smells, he's in the living room by himself because he still stinks, and I have no I dea what to do. So I am turning to reddit for help. Just to clarify, I have no tomato sauce in my house and it's 1 am and I'm in desperate need for some advice.

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<bot>: My dog got skunked, I don't know what to do, I have no tomato sauce, and it's 1:00 in the morning. PLEASE HELP ME!