<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

Everyday I think about it I feel even worse. I have no accomplishments, nothing to be proud of and I still don't know what I am doing with my life. I can't play any instruments,  All I do is play video games and im not that good either or watch Pokémon because thats what I enjoy. All my friends are in university and im doing a Victory Lap in High School. I graduated with bare minimum passing grades I am in no way an athletic person or an intelligent person. I am completely shy when meeting new people and I guess you could say awkward, I hate being out of my comfort zone and I still look to my old friends who have basically forgot about me. Today I turned 18 and I thought it would be funny to change my birthday to Dec 3rd on Social Feeds to see if anyone would remember that Dec 2nd is my actual birthday. Only one person has texted me and now I feel like shit. I have never had a girlfriend and have never got my first kiss also i've never even asked out a girl. Even on my birthday I feel like shit.
<bot>: Its my birthday today one person said happy birthday and all of my other friends think its actually tomorrow because of social feeds.