<human>: So last night was my Dads 60th Bday dinner. We all went to Capital Grille which (if you're from the Phoenix, AZ area) is a pretty damn fancy restaurant. Needed to use the take a deuce so I proceeded to go over to the Men's room. Now as expected from a fancy establishment I expected a really nice facility but damn...this place was SUPER nice. Especially the private stalls. And when I say private, I mean Private. Tall doors, spacious leg room and fully covered from everyone, there wasn't even open head room or foot room in them. So I end up doing the deed and decide to browse a little Reddit while I wait. Needless to say I wind up venturing into GW and...well, how are you not gonna want to Fap with all of those GW beauties. The entire bathroom was empty so it worked out fairly well honestly. I finish myself off and return to the table (hands washed don't worry, I'm not that sick) Very odd feeling (satisfying as it was) so just curious to see if you've all had a similar situation as I had

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<bot>: I fapped in a fancy restaurant bathroom stall during my Dads 60th Birthday Dinner. What's your weird Public Fap Story?