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Okay, sorry for the angry title, but here's the story:

This girl and I have known each other since grade school, but have only gotten close recently.  We shared stories about our exes, our familiies, our little quirks and our dreams for the future.

We would occassionally flirt with each other in a joking way, but you could tell there was definitely chemistry.  We were never awkward with each other and we seemed to have hit it off.

If it wasn't for the long distance friendship, I probably would have asked her out (we're in two different continents).

She was pouring out to me about how depressed she was because she wasn't getting accepted to any jobs that she's been applying to, etc etc.  I was being a good friend by cheering her up, being a good shoulder to cry on, etc.

Time flew by.  If not for the time difference, we probably would have still been talking right now.  As she had to go, she left saying, "Hey, you cheered me up. Thanks."

"Sure, anytime.  I'm just happy making you smile."

"I hate you for saying that."

"Why?"

"Right words, wrong guy.  Can you teach my future boyfriend to say that???"

What the fuck. Hm. I guess I never had a chance with her. but why do girls do this? Why the hell do girls flirt back when it's not really heartfelt?

I'm just the nice guy no girl wants.
<bot>: Pretty much got friend zoned after trying to be "boyfriend" material with a long time friend who I've gotten close to and started to like.