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The company I work for has created a bank account in my name, without consulting me, and without giving me any information on the account, and I've now been told that my next paycheck will be deposited into that account instead of my own. 

I've been working for a major video rental store for a few months now, and when I first started I had signed up for direct deposit of my paychecks into my bank account, being told it would take 2 weeks to go through. Fast forward 2 months and it still hasn't processed; I re-turn in my info and wait again. The manager hands me back my paperwork telling me it's no longer needed.

Then about a month ago (The direct deposit still hasn't been activated at this point) I'm told it's mandatory for me to be signed up for direct deposit; I turn in my original paperwork for a third time and am told it's taken care of. 

Today, I received a letter in the mail containing a bank card that I have never signed up, let along heard anything about. I contact my manager and she laughs and says something must have gone wrong, but she is too busy to help me for a few days. She also tells me my next paycheck will be deposited to that account and theres nothing I can do about it.

What the hell do I do here? I did not authorize them to open ANYthing in my name, let alone start an account with all my info.
<bot>: The company I work for has created an unauthorized bank account in my name, and have basically told me "Too bad, your money is going there."