<human>: This happened about 2 months ago
So I get to school, and I decide that I don't feel like it. I am new to this school and I wasnt very close to anyone... There is this cafe that is always open and it was near my school (2miles). I started walking there. I walked because I was saving my money to get breakfast. On the way, I called this friend who went to school in afternoons, but he was sleeping. I went to a store that was on my way and I got a pack of cigarets, I'm 17 and a smoker. As I light one up, my friend calls me. I get super excited. I take my phone out with my left hand. I slide to answer with my left thumb. I loose grip. my phone goes airborne. I try to catch it. I fail. Slides with mediocre speed into the open sewer (I live in Iraq, Kurdistan, Erbil comment if you are intrested in how the sewer system works here). I just stand there a few seconds. I had iPhone 5s at the time. I realize that it's an iPhone, I bend down quickly and pick the phone up. My frined has not hanged up. I try to end the call, I cant. Screen is wet. I take the next logical step and put it on loudspeaker... I start calling his name. I start shouting at him to hang up. Nothing... He says nothing. I thought to my self maybe if hold the speaker to my ear i might hear something. I put it up to my ear... I hear a loud vibration followed with a large amount of sewer. I start swearing while having my finger in my ear trying to take the sewer out. I finally build up the courage to wipe the phone with my jacket... I end the call then turn the phone off. I'm fucking pissed. I still have my cigarete though. I dont want to sit alone and eat by myself. There was this taxi driver pulled over, I asked him for his phone. He gave it to me. The phone, you pervert. I call him he says he can't make it. I eat by myself, the food was expensive. It tasted like crap. Yes, I did wash my hands. I got a taxi home.

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<bot>: I skipped school. dropped my phone in the sewer. I got sewer in my ears and jacket. Ate shit breakfast alone.