<human>: So as many posts on here, this didn't happen to me today but rather a couple of weeks ago. I was sitting at my desk at work and, because I had fallen asleep in my contacts the night before, my eyes were extremely dry. Naturally, I reached into my bag to get out the eye drops, all the while completely failing to remember that I put my e-cigarette juice in the same compartment the night before. It didn't dawn on me exactly what I had done until I realized the drops felt a little thicker than usual. Then all of a sudden, my eye began to burn with the intensity of a thousand suns. I immediately jumped up out of my chair and power walked to the bathroom across the hall where I proceeded to douche my eye out for a solid 5 minutes. And as if the pain wasn't enough, I ended up having to walk around the rest of the day with an eye redder than the devil's dick.

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<bot>: Mistakenly put e-cig juice in my eye which burned like hell and spent the rest of the day with a bright red eye.