<human>: Earlier today my SO and I began to get into the 'mood' and so we took to the bedroom to begin our normal routine. We undressed each other and during foreplay she started to feel a little tender around her most delicate of areas so I, thinking nothing of it, decided that she needed some more lubrication and decided that the best thing to do in that situation was go down on her. Not noticing anything out of the ordinary I continued for a few minutes before we started to have actual intercourse.

During the sex itself, I noticed that some white discharge had found itself dripping down my genitals and being a naive man, I thought of this as some form of grand thing, that I was doing everything right etc. So we continued until we both finished and not too long after, I braggingly told her about the fact that I had made her discharge in a way that I hadn't seen before. 

What I didn't know beforehand is that she had been suffering an itch within her nether regions and upon asking as to whether the discharge looked like 'cottage cheese', she continued to tell me that those were two of the common symptoms of thrush.

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<bot>: I ate cottage cheese like discharge out of my girlfriend thinking that I was some form of pro when it was actually thrush.