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The only time I've ever really been completely lost was when I was 21 and  went to NYC for the first time to visit a friend.  I met him at a bar with his friends, started boozin' it up and next thing I know I wake up in a unfamiliar bedroom.  I find my wallet, phone, keys on the night stand.  The television is on and I start looking at the pictures on the wall, I don't recognize anyone in the photos.  I'm guessing I went home with a girl.  I look out the windows and I'm in some suburbia track homes.  I go through my wallet and look for receipts, I looked at all my outgoing calls/texts, nothing there.  I open up the door and look over the banister and hear a man and woman talking.  I go back in the room, close the door, and do some more investigating, looking for paperwork with a last name or anything.  I give up and sit in this room for about 2 hours watch espn until my friend walks in and said "dude you were mad fucked up lastnight son".

He said I was that happy merry drunk guy who was buying everyone drinks.  I passed out on the ride back to his house and my head was banging up against the backseat window.
<bot>: got black out drunk, woke up at my friends parents house and was too scared to walk downstairs to find out who was down there.