<human>: Yes, I fucked up 4 years ago when it all started. I was pressured by my parents and school counselor to "go to college no matter what" so I stupidly choose the lazy, online route. My parents were unwilling to help pay, so I took out student loans. Didn't research enough about private student loans (since I was denied government loans since my parent make too much to allow for assistance). 

It was okay at first, then I had an infection from a motorcycle accident that put my in the hospital for 4 months. I defaulted because I can't pay the $200,000 in medical bills, so I could no longer get student loans. I've now killed my credit, have a year left to finish a degree with no way to pay $4500 a semester and face over $300,000 in medical and student loan bills, while earning less than 30K/year. 

At this point, I'm  selling all my possessions, saving all the cash I can, and if/when debt collectors or wage garnishment come after me, I'm buying a 1 way ticket to somewhere in southeast Asia and try to work in a scuba shop or some shit.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: I'm a dumb ass who's planning to run away to avoid all the financial and education fuckups I've made.