<human>: So It was friday evening. Is Wilbur Scoville day and google had that themed game, I played it. Then clicked to know who was Scoville. I found out is scale start reading about Capsicum (a.k.a peppers) and read something about the true problem were the seeds and not the pepper itself.

On Saturday I truly FU. My girlfriend came to spend the weekend with me (I work on a city far away from her) and as usually saturday night is the night to eat out. We went to a restaurant that serves different types of chicken. I ordered a Jamaican jerk chicken served with sweet potato puree and chilli. I tried a little bit of both. Awesome chicken BTW at least the little that I tried. Then i noticed that there were a little bit of pepper (not sure of what kind) with a little bit of salad on the side. I thought: " Well wikipedia said that the seeds were the problem, theres no seeds on it. Let's try."

I tried it. Chewed it and swallowed. 
My mouth started burning as hell, i drank white wine, my girlfriend's water. Nothing could stop that. I thought I was going to die. Strange people were all arrounf me, I couldn't act silly. I tried to stay normal. My girlfriend said I failed that also. Apparently I was all red and sweating, tears down my eyes. BTW I lost the ability to taste for several minutes. I ate the chicken without being able to taste it, but judging by the first attempt, before the pepper, I think It was amazing.

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<bot>: Paid a gourmet jamaican jerk chicken, tried a slice of pepper in the salad(without seeds- Wikipedia said that seeds were the problem of pepper) couldn't taste my chicken.