<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

I didn't immediately take my morning piss today, so after I had already started my day, a gigantic wave of urine hit my bladder like a tsunami. I ran to the bathroom and just whipped my dick OVER my belt by pulling down my pants as hard as I could. Because I didn't have time to undo them, zip down my pants, and urinate the proper way.

Well, I had on a [Dickies reversible belt] (why I even have a reversible belt is beyond me), and the duration of my entire piss was the most painful piss of my life. Luckily I've never passed a stone like other unfortunate souls, but having your ball skin caught between two pieces of metal is a close second. I didn't want to flail my dick everywhere and make a mess of things, so I toughed it out and stretched my piece of shit reversible belt to unsnag my distraught ball skin. Crisis was averted, but it still hurt like a motherfucker.
<bot>: I was in a hurry to piss and got my ball skin caught between two pieces of metal on my reversible Dickies belt.