<human>: So this happened about 14 years ago when I was in second grade. It was recess, and all these kids go running outside, having a good time. I've always been a bit of a ~~daredevil~~ idiot, so I went over to the ant colonies in the back corner of the playground. Kids would jump over them, and run over them, and the real balsy ones would calmly walk over them. I go ever there and think "I will **win** this. I'll beat em all at whatever this is." I had never seen anyone actually get *bitten* doing this, so I just walked over there, stomped on an ant hill, and just STOOD there. The first few seconds were pretty awesome. Everyone was watching me, and It got real silent. I had definitely beat them all. Then the ants realized what was going on. most of the available colony saw my leg and collectively thought "Mmmmmm. Young tender human. I could eat a bite." as they all rushed up my pants, biting as they went. I went BALLISTIC. I took off running and screaming, somehow getting my pants off in the process. Right as everyone was starting to laugh at me, a teacher came running out with a towel or something and started to beat the ants off of me. For the nest week, I couldn't walk right from all the bites, and I was known for the rest of the year as "Ant Bait"

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<bot>: Instructions on how to piss off ants were unclear. Ants made known I was not welcome. I then proceeded to strip off my pants in front of a decent chuck of my grade.