<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

Being prepared is a good thing. Guys who might be having sex with people have condoms available.  Girls who might be having sex might also keep some condoms around.  

At least 4 times in my sexing career (or an average of once every 2.5 years) there have been situations in which there was a condom malfunction, which necessitated the purchase of the morning after pill.  Each fun time was then immediately followed by a trip to whatever pharmacy might be open.  Once it was the middle of the day and down the street. The other three times it was across town to the 24hr pharmacy.  This is a little stressful to me, and I can only imagine more stressful to the lady-friends involved.  

So what if, I, like the girl with condoms, kept stock in something that I had no anatomical need for? That just in case stashed away Next Choice.  Then, in the event of another condom failure, there would be no stressful "Now I have to go see the pharmacist" trip.  Assuming I want to make this happen, what is the least creepy way to announce that I have the morning after pill in my single person apartment?  One of the people I asked said that I should say "My ex girlfriend from (last year, 6 months ago, whatever) left this here and I never bothered getting rid of it."  Another person suggested to just be honest "Accidents happen, I am just a prepared kind of guy."

At one time there was a stigma that a girl who had condoms must be a "slut."  This is definitely not what I believe. In fact I have been saved by girls having condoms when I didn't on more than one occasion. Would your theoretical man-friend having some Next Choice tucked away make you seriously question his level of creepiness?
<bot>: What is the best way to say to a girl "I have the morning after pill, but also am not a total man-slut?