<human>: [reddit!] I need help. On Friday, an employee at my place of employment got fired for theft. To save his ass he decided to throw everyone under the bus. For some reason he threw my name in the mix, but not for the thefts. He stated that I purchased weed off of another employee in the company parking lot. This honestly never happened. However, security questions me hard. Real hard. They asked the basic questions, then asked if they could search me and my car. I got real nervous due to the fact that plenty of my friends smoke weed and who knows if they dropped anything. Turns out one of my friends left his cigarette pack in my car that had a tun clip in it. I am now freaking out. They held me for a couple hours, and made my write a statement saying I never smoked or purchased weed on company property, and also when the last time I smoked weed was, which i put down as two weeks ago. HR apparently wants to drug test me, and I know I will not pass. I got to leave today, but i have no idea what is in store for me tomorrow. So how can I possibly get out of this. Was this even legal? I am out of ideas I just need help quick.

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<bot>: I was accused of something that I did not do, yet a search of my car turned up a small roach that wasn't even mine. Now I think I have to take a piss test by tomorrow. HELP.