<human>: So this was a while ago, but I just found this sub. I was driving down a multi lane high way to work. I left early and so I enjoyed a leisurely 10km/h over the 80km/h limit. In my area 15km/h gets you a ticket, but up comes this young guy on a crotch rocket motercycle. He could pass on my left, traffic was light, but this duck fucker decides he is going to ride a meter from my ass. So my initial reaction was to do the speed limit exactly, this doesn't deter him at all. 

I am getting rightly pissed. This douche bag is right in my rear view mirror pacing back and forth in the lane behind me. I can't focus on my podcast playing and am getting nervous that he will ride up my bumper if I brake at all. So now five minuets or so has gone by, I have never wanted to hit someone so much. I think, and think, what the hell can I do about this guy. Then it hits me, I remember being made fun of at work while using my windshield washer sprayer thing, because one of the jets shoots straight over my shitbox. This fucker is getting wet. 

I steer so as to align him directly behind the defective jet, and I pull on that lever longer than I ever have. A beautiful mist of antifreeze blue shit engulfs him in a light haze. 

Obviously dumbfounded by the sudden shower he doesn't slow down. This dumb ass is three feet behind me getting drenched for a good six seconds. I had to stop spraying because I was getting worried that if I continued he would wipe out. We hit a red light at an intersection over the next hill, and while still on my ass at a stop he wipes his helmet visor off. I stared at him in the rear view with the biggest shit eating grin I could muster.

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<bot>: I got to work in a good mood, and the dumb ass got to where he was going with blue antifreeze crusting into his hard shell motorcycle getup.