<human>: Today I tried my hand at cooking however it didn't go as planned; I was trying to make an omelette, so cracked some eggs, added some veg etc etc and started cooking. It was fine until not one but TWO big ass blue bottle flies came straight through the window and started flying around the kitchen. This is NOT okay, you see I'm a hypochondriac and on top of that I absolutely hate insects so flies are like mega freaking out mode. Did not have anything near me and when one of the bastards perched on the microwave I instinctively picked the closest thing next to me and slammed it on the little shit. Little chunks of omelette flew around the kitchen but I nailed that little shit.

To top it all off my dad casually walks in and smirks: "At least you fried".

Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell
<bot>: Epic failed in trying to make an omelette by trying to kill a fly with the frying pan. Dented microwave. Dad walks in and tries to be funny.