<human>:  I'm feeling sad. Can you tell me a funny story?
<bot>: Sure, I can share some humorous anecdotes with you. Have you heard the story of the Princess and the Pea? It's a Scandinavian fairy tale about a prince who is planning to marry a princess. In order to test her sensitivity and true nobility, the prince lays a single pea under 20 mattresses and asks the princess to sleep on them. If she is truly a princess, her delicate sensitivity will allow her to feel the pea through the mattresses. Sure enough, the princess immediately notices the pea and declares that she can't sleep on such a uncomfortable bed. This proves to the prince that she is a true princess and he decides to marry her.
Another fun story I like tells of the three little pigs. It's a classic tale of three pigs who build houses out of different materials. The first pig builds a straw house, the second a house of sticks, and the third a sturdy house of bricks. A wolf comes along and tries to blow each of their houses down, but only the straw and stick houses are destroyed. The bricks hold up firmly against the wolf's fury, and the third pig happily lives on in his strong brick house.
Another funny story I like tells of a young prince who is appre