<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

I work in an A/V company, and everyone I work with has smart phones and most of them are facebook friends with each other. Since I go to different offices fairly often and attend pretty much all of our training sessions, I meet a lot of employees. They ask me to add them to facebook and I politely decline because I don't need my co-workers eyeballing pictures of me drunk and stupid.

So I opened a Twitter account and made that public. That seemed like a great solution because I could control what was shown on my page, instead of worrying that I'm tagged in some picture from 10 years ago of me passed out after a party or whatever. Co-workers who asked to be facebook friends were directed to the twitter feed, which they weren't interested in, so I started a second facebook account that just grabbed my tweets. That's all that gets posted there.

For whatever reason, I don't get email notifications when someone comments on a post for that account, so I figured I'd sign up for Google Voice and use that to get texts, but for whatever reason it isn't working. I tried to send a confirmation code to my GVoice number; no dice. (A test text from my regular phone went through just fine.) I tried adding it by choosing a carrier on Facebook, but GVoice isn't an option and Verizon doesn't work. 

If I log out of Facebook on my Android and log into the work account, I only see things within the last 15 minutes and nothing else, and that's just stupid. The Facebook mobile site is stupid and hard to use.

I don't like having to deal with all of this and I wouldn't even do it if I weren't bucking so hard for a promotion. The people in charge of promotions tend to ask around before they approve a promotion so they have more info than just what my immediate boss tells them. Since my promotion is essentially riding on what my co-workers say about me (and as a company involved in technology they take shit like Facebook to be important), I want to make this work. Any advice?
<bot>: Is there a way to get texts from Facebook sent to my GVoice account? What's the best way to manage multiple FB accounts from an Android?