<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Let me start off saying, I love my mother.  She's my number one fan, I make her laugh, and we have a great relationship.  However, sometimes she boggles my mind.  She's been remarried 3 times and now a possible 4.  She started off with my father, didn't work out.  Then my step-father, didn't work out.  Then another step-father, died of cancer.  Now she's been dating this guy, off and on for quite some time.  He comes to all of our family events, but he's kind of a boob.  Let's just say I'm not a big fan of him.  He thinks he's already in with my family, which I don't like.  Me and my sister give him shit all the time.  Me and my siblings like to have fun, and crack jokes to see if they're "cool" enough for our family. We're not cool.

Anyway, here is where I go off.  I'm currently fucking engaged at the moment, to my girlfriend of 5 years.  I asked her to marry me LAST April, because I needed to save up for a ring and we're waiting until May 2015 to get married (money wise).  She's been with this dildo, for what 3 years?  This dude just had to propose to my mother, in the midst of my engagement?!  At this point, she hasn't officially told me because they're on another vacation to an island.  I learned this from my sister.  At this point, I have no idea if she's going to have a "big wedding" or just something small.  Either way, this whole thing is fucking stupid.  They're old enough, that they have ZERO reason to rush into this.  This fucking dude couldn't have waited a year, or the day AFTER my wedding to propose to my mom.  It's fucking embarrassing, that me and my mother are engaged at the same time.  If my mother asked to take an "engagement" photo with my fiance, I may lose my lid.  I know I shouldn't be "all about me," but I just fucking, do not like this guy.  

Sorry for any misspelled words
<bot>: My mother is on her 4th engagement with a guy I do not like.  I'm currently engaged and it pisses me off.