<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

A bit of a minor FU, but my body is suffering the consequences. Here comes a wall of text. 
My roommate and I went out to the bars last night to celebrate our last pint night as college students. Generally, when we go out together, I try to moderate my drinking cause my roommate can be a very heavy social drinker and I like to be aware during the mile-ish walk home. So, we leave the bars around 1:30 a.m. and as we head home he wants to stop at the local 24-hour donut/pizza shop so he could get the same freakin pizza he gets every night he goes out to the bars. The line to get pizza is ridiculously long and I know he's at a drunken state where I can either sweet talk my way to get him home or where he will stick to his guns and get his pizza. Of course, he's stubborn and he won't leave without his glorious spicy chicken masterpiece. Now, the thing with my roommate and I is that we won't go home without each other during a night of drinking, we like to make sure we get home safely which is why I didn't just head home on my own. After unsuccessfully trying to convince him we should GTFO, we wait in line for about half an hour before ordering the damn pizza and another 20 min before actually getting it; my patience has run thin at this point. As we're walking home, his drunky pants is stumbling like a baby who's just learning how to walk, so the walk takes longer than normal. I know he's blacked out, and when I realize he's still got a slice and a half of pizza left I decide to get my petty revenge against him and eat it the minute we get home. So, we're finally home, I run into my room with the box of pizza, pop on some Futurama and devour what's left of that glorious masterpiece. I pass out soon after the late night snack. Now, I'm laying in bed, half propped up with pillows behind my back because I've got major heartburn, nausea, and a headache to top things off.
<bot>: Ate my roommate's pizza at 2 a.m. as petty revenge for having to wait in a line I didn't want to wait in; now I have horrible heart burn.