<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

So my work was awesome enough to bring in cookies for everyone today.  They had them all out on plates and stuff for easy access throughout the day, but I wasn't really feeling cookies until a bit later in my shift.  At some point they were placed back in their boxes to keep them fresher, and it was around this time I decided I wanted a few.  

As I'm perusing my options, I'm already expecting Pumpkin to be present at this point.  I'm not an idiot, so I know what time of the year it is right?  I see what looks to be a box of chocolate chip cookies and the label says: PUMPKIN and some other crap. I already know I don't feel like pumpkin, so screw reading the rest.  Ain't nobody got time for that.  The next option is a box of darker cookies label states CHOCOLATE.  Just CHOCOLATE.  So I conclude that these are darker because they are full chocolate, not just normal chocolate chip.  This is acceptable for my snacking desires.

I take my bounty back to my desk, sit down, and take a bite.  Mouth instantly floods with pumpkin.  The most moist and Halloweentasticly pumpkin cookie I have ever encountered.  This shit seriously left the napkin it was sitting on wet with pumpkin juice.

Now please don't get me wrong here.  Me and Pumpkin are totally homies. But I gotta be PREPARED for chilling with Pumpkin. We can kick it and everything, but that dude needs to call me first or something before he comes over.  Can't just be barging up in my tastebuds like "TRICK OR TREAT BITCHES!!!  IT'S FALL!!!" and shit.  That's all I ask reddit.
<bot>: Didn't want pumpkin. Tried to not have pumpkin.  Still got pumpkin.  It was unexpected and awkward tasting.  The end.