<human>: After turning in over two hundred job applications this year, I'm almost secured for steady employment, waiting tables at a country club. My employment is contingent on a passing drug test.

I am a [paruretic] meaning I suffer from shy bladder syndrome. I have one of the more extreme cases, which prevents me from urinating on the spot and using most public restrooms.

Last week, I went in to a medical clinic to take a urinalysis test. I hadn't urinated in 14 hours, but after trying three times, I had no luck. I contacted my prospective employer and explained my dilema, offering to take a hair follicle test instead. He agreed.

I am 100% confident that I can pass a urinalysis test. Marijuana is the only drug I've used in years I am by no means a regular user. I smoked marijuana about a month and a half ago. I also smoked around two and a half months ago. After searching the internet, I determined that 90 days seems to be in the testing zone. My hair is 2.5" long.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: I've smoked marijuana twice in the past 90 days. Will I test positive for THC on a hair follicle test?