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This happened a year or two ago.

So one night I was volunteering at my school for something. I don't really remember what for, I just remember there was minimal supervision. Now to get down to the cafeteria you have to trudge down this relatively large flight of stairs. It had maybe 30 steps, but it wasn't necessarily high so much as it was long.

So after putting away my iPod Touch in my jeans pocket, I'm told I need to go fetch something out of the cafeteria. I was kind of tired at this point so I had the bright idea to slide down the beautifully slick railing that divided the staircase in half. Now, understand that I'm not very graceful as I am now. I was about half as graceful then. So about a quarter of the way down I lose my balance and fall onto the right side of my body. I hit my head pretty hard so all I'm thinking about is the massive headache I'm going to have.

Although my head hurt I couldn't exactly admit my stupidity so I continued on, found what I was looking for, and proceeded to work in moderate pain until I was dismissed. So I hop into my mother's car and go to pull my iPod Touch out. That's weird, it kind of hurt when I put my hand in my pocket. Oh well. So I pull what used to be my iPod out only to find a mess of shattered glass. It was destroyed. Like it wouldn't even turn on. Well, fuck, there goes $250. Then I get home and go take a shower only to find some of that shattered glass in my upper thigh.
<bot>: Tried sliding down stairs, fell off like the inelegant fuck that I am, got headache, broken iPod, and shattered glass in my leg