<human>: Back in the day when a light night of drinking meant I didn't blackout, I awoke one morning to find myself next to a woman who I would conservatively guess weighed 300 pounds. I have absolutely no memory of how she ended up at my place and remembered nothing of the night. I freaked out. I woke her up and told her she needed to leave. Seeing her nude body as she got out of my bed was nothing short of wretched. After she finally left I went back to my room to inspect any damage and then get in the shower as soon as I possible could. I noticed that my sheets had a significant amount of blood on them. Not only had I slept with one of the largest women I'd ever seen (all 150 lbs of me) I did her during that time of the month. But it got worse when I went into my bathroom and realized that I had a horrible taste in my mouth and as I looked in the mirror noticed that my beard was crusty and covered in dried blood. Top that.

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<bot>: Got drunk. Blacked out. Woke up and realized that I slept with a 300lb women who was having her period and went down on her as well.