<human>: Me first: When I was in fourth grade, I grew a phobia of the school bathrooms. As a consequence, I always went to the bathroom before leaving for school and as soon as I got home. Unfortunately for me one day, I was running late for school and figured I could hold it. So I rode my scooter to my friends house near the bus stop and left it there while I was at school. Naturally, school was a disaster as it felt like my ass was full of bricks, but I managed to make it through. At the end of the bus drive my stomach hurt and I felt like I was running out of time. I ran to my friends, grabbed my scooter, and rode home as quickly as I could. The nightmare happened shortly after I was out of eyesight from my friends house and was in the middle of the street. I had diarrhea, the kind that is unpleasant even on the best of toilet seats. Riding my scooter with shit running down both legs, I rode home in the middle of the street. No cars drove by and no one was outside. When I arrived at my house no one was home, and my parents did not leave house keys around. I pulled my scooter into the back yard and stripped naked. My trousers and underwear were ruined. I used the back yard hose to wash myself. We did not have a fence so I was in constant fear of being seen. After I washed myself, I threw away the underwear and shorts, and crawled under my garage door into safety. I had not done this earlier because my pants were full of fecal matter. I intended to wait in the garage indefinitely, though I found someone had left keys in the golf cart. I went inside and took the shower of a lifetime. I remember looking in the mirror and my face was almost purple from crying so much. I looked like misery itself. 

To this day, I don't believe anyone ever saw me. Even though I scooted through the neighborhood with poo running down my legs onto the street, and I stripped naked in the back yard. I felt like sharing this story because it is my worst memory, the one thing I will never forget, and would never tell anyone in person.

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<bot>: I rode home on my scooter with diarrhea running down my legs. Took a shower naked in my back yard. And had to find a way into my own home.