<human>: Summer 2009, going to Iowa City to party and bullshit. Switch highways (Madison to IC) and check map just after the switch. There's a DIRECT RIGHT TURN off the INTERSTATE to a golf course (why there is no exit is beyond me). Long story short, 75 mph cruising while map reading and girl in front slows down to make the turn and I make up a half mile on her very quickly (remember seeing her car right before starting to read the map) and careen into the back of her blazer at 75 while shes going 15. Loudness and chaos ensues. My car (2004 VW Passat Wagon... R.I.P.) sends hers forward and mine off the road, hitting a tree at 30 mph then my car starts on fire. Climb out the passenger door with friend. Look on in amazement as my car burns as all I have to do is pick a little glass out of my arm and knee (Thank god for seatbelts. Also, pulled over 5 minutes earlier to take a piss on the side of the road. Thank you mom for the required seatbelt before moving routine you always used). My buddy in the front seat broke his arm but it's truly amazing that noone died. Driver of the other cars front seat snapped in half, saving her from injury by allowing her to ragdoll more and reduce the forces.

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<bot>: Crashed into the back of a blazer at 75 while shes going 15 while reading a map. Noone died. miracle in disguise.