<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Ok, so I made a batter for some chicken and I was going to attempt to fry it. I don't have a deep fryer so I was like ok just bring some oil to a boil. All I have is vegetable oil... that'll be fine, right? Wrong. So fucking wrong. It started to look a little smokey so I decided "hey, let's just not fry the chicken." So I took the oil off the heat and turned the burner off. It's still really smoking. I live in a small apartment. Shit. Fuck. Imma die. So I open all my windows, turn on all my fans and it's taking forever. I can hardly breathe, my eyes are so red and watery, and the smell is horrid. Imma die. I was terrified I'd started a fire or something but no just smoke so I'm like ok, not gonna die. Simmer down, itll be fine. So I'm sitting outside my apartment complex waiting for the smoke to clear, coughing, and acting like it totally isn't my apartment it's coming from. Fuck. Found out the smoke detectors don't work.
<bot>: Wanted to fry chicken. Used vegetable oil. Don't do that. Smoked out my apartment. Probably smoke inhalation. But not gonna die so that's good.