<human>: My priorities:
1)  Sun, hopefully beaches
2)  Wildness - the more sex and drugs, the better(safely and responsibly, I know!!!).  Hoping to experience lots of "I can't believe that happened" moments.  
3)  Friendly locals
4)  Price

I'm an American living in South Korea - so I might need visas for some countries, and airfare prices definitely matter as well.

For the friendly locals thing - I know i'll only be there for 5 days, but I still think I can meet some really cool people that live in these countries, even if only for an afternoon - I'll be on my own, so it would be perfect to meet someone nice enough to show me around to their favorite spots etc.  

What have your experiences been?  Other than Thailand, what countries would fit the bill?  How about a quick rundown of those places?  Like "Well, Thailand is good for partying with other tourists, drugs, trannies and hookers, and beaches, but it's getting more expensive and crowded in Bankok, check out Kho Phi Phi instead."  Or "Vietnam has really warm and welcoming people who know how to party in the South, but you can get arrested for bringing a girl to your hotel if you're not married (is this true?)"  Or "Laos has cool rivers where you can rent a tube and just cruise down the river, stopping at bars to party all day/night."

This is a little example of what I know so far...  please help me make this difficult decision!!!

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: Please help me choose a vacation spot for 5 days of unforgettable fun in the sun (In SE Asia, in April)