<human>: This happened a day that passed long ago, but I felt the need to share it. 

For starters, this was in Middle School, during a grade which I forget. I was in Science class during some sort of test, requiring absolute silence. I had just gotten back to school from a *wicked* Sinus Infection, so I was leaking the entire day. Now this wasn't any normal sort of snot, this was the aftermath, the gooey, semen-like kind of snot. This crap is absolutely revolting, and during this silent period, I noticed I had a bit of something running down my face. I usually did not get up for this sort of thing, because I did not much like disturbing the class, so I just decided I would rub this one to the side, and wait for it to evaporate

*Big Mistake*

It managed to take hold of my hand, and when I reached down to my paper again to write, it followed like a grotesque little worm crawling from my nose, outward. I tried to collect it, but this little viscous rope kept coming out. It kept crawling and crawling and crawling, until I had a large bit of snot around my face and *on my damned shirt.* When it snaked its way out of my nose and onto my body I had a little panic attack. Since it was so quiet, when someone moves usually everyone looks. I knew I had to get a tissue, and then I realized it was *all the way across the room.* Either I would have to be one sneaky Mofo or I was due for a lot of ***ews*** and gazes. So I decided I needed to rub this, this little *worm* somewhere. I decided I would rub a tad bit of it onto my shirt, which I knew was disgusting, but was better than being gawked at by my class. So I had to rub in this little vile boa into my shirt. Now this was the kind of snot that crusts up when it touches things, so I had to rub my shirt in the area for a good few minutes to get it all soaked. I ended up stretching the collar and proceeded to wipe what was left onto the inside of my shorts. 

I then proceeded to get a tissue.

Summarize the given text in a few sentences.
<bot>: A slightly olive boa of Semen-Thickness snot wormed its way down my nose to my upper body.