<human>: So this actually happened last week, but I decided to hold off posting it until I felt a bit more comfortable about the whole situation. Last week my parents weren't home so I decided to invite my girlfriend over to hangout and what not. We were watching tv and we got hungry so we decided to go make something to eat. I looked around the kitchen for something to eat and a brand new jar of Nutella sat right there in the middle of the snack shelf. Never did I think such a harmless, chocolatey snack could cause me so much trouble. So, I grabbed the Nutella and started making sandwiches for her and me. We finished the sandwiches and started making out. One thing led to another and my girlfriend began blowing me. I guess she was just incredibly kinky that day because the next thing she said was, "I want more Nutella". I was confused at first, but a couple moments later I understood what she meant. Now, any normal guy (I use the term normal lightly) would had just spread the Nutella on his dick but I had the great idea of just sticking it in the jar. My girlfriend continues with my new chocolate treat and the blowjob is great. I realize my parents are coming home soon so my girlfriend leaves, but she takes the Nutella home with her. I don't like Nutella, nor does anyone in my family so I don't know why it was in my house. Fast forward to the next day and I get a text from my girlfriend that makes me sick to my stomach. She told me that her parents were having Nutella sandwiches for lunch. Yes, with the same jar of Nutella I stuck my junk in. Her parents were eating my dick contaminated Nutella. I feel like I have violated them every time I see them now and I don't know how I'll ever get over this. Better yet, I decided to tell one of my friends about the whole situation and he found it so funny that he told more people. Those people told more people and now the whole school is talking about it and calling me "Nutella Dick" and the word "Nutella" is brought up in every other sentence that someone says to me.

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<bot>: Stuck dick in Nutella jar for girlfriend to blow me. Parents made sandwiches with my dick Nutella. Whole school calls me Nutella Dick.