<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

There I was, taking a glorious mid day nap in my friends guest room, the leftovers of this morning feast of donuts and chocolate milk lay on the night stand. 

The sun beamed through the curtains softly waking me from my much needed slumber. I open my eyes and roll over, seeing the last kolachie uneaten and waiting. I gorge myself and let out a satisfied sigh, opening my chocolate milk.

 I take a sip, and begin to get out of bed. 

There's something solid in my mouth. 

That particular solid is pointy. 

I run to the bathroom and spit out the contents of my mouth, and see a now brown, chocolate milk covered spider crawl away in shame down the drain. My lip starts swelling and I'm in terrible pain. Took a nice road trip to the clinic, and it took 8 hours of waiting in misery for the swelling to stop. 

I'm never drinking chocolate milk again, ever.
<bot>: There was a spider in my chocolate milk, it bit my lip twice, swelled up and burned for 8 hours.