<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

It's probably nothing compared to some of the stories you guys will tell, but here's mine:

A few months ago I was at a friend's birthday party. After several drinks, i decided to leave the joint because the ratio between chicks and guys dropped bellow 1:1. I was determined to get laid that night and called a girl that made it pretty obvious she was into me to come over to my place since i was home alone for the weekend, and surprisingly she answered and she even accepted. I was not expecting that because it was around 2 AM and she lives like 20 miles away from my city. She came with a taxi.

Fast forward to 5 AM. She wakes me up, telling me she has to go home now so that her parents won't know she was gone, and that she will come back at 8, i say ok and go back to sleep. She took another cab back home and came with yet another back at my place. Being almost black-out drunk, i didn't hear her knocking/ringing the bell or desperately calling my phone (74 missed calls, 18 messages) and continued sleeping like a drunk baby till 12PM. After i woke up, i found her sitting in the hallway crying because she didn't have money to go back home after 60+ miles in the cab.
<bot>: Unintentionally made a girl wait at my apartment door for 4 hours because i was shit-faced and didn't hear neither the door-bell nor the desperate calls.