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Today I was at the gas station getting gatorade for my daily tennis match with my friends when two girls, the cashier and a random customer, started hitting on me in one of the weirdest ways. First off, I'm a minor and they're over 18 so I was immediately creeped out simply for that reason, but it quickly got weirder. The one customer said that I was sexy and I looked like David Beckham (Funny because that's not even the right sport) so I just smiled and said thank you. Then, she said that tomorrow she'd be in the news for being arrested for statutory rape. I politely laughed and then quickly start to checkout when the cashier immediately started hitting on me, calling me David Beckham AGAIN (Really, how do you confuse Soccer/Fútbol with Tennis?) and then I just paid for my stuff and got out quickly.

So Reddit, what is the weirdest way you've been hit on before and what was the result?
<bot>: Got called David Beckham even though I'm a tennis player and one of the girls said she was going to be arrested for statutory rape.