<human>: Ok, so the drunk sex on the rag didn't happen today, it happened earlier the other day...

My bf and I were having super sexy times. I was super horny, I knew he wanted to go for it even though we never do it on my girly time... I didn't want to get up to go to the bathroom to take out my tampon, and interrupt the amazing blow job I was giving him, so I just reach under myself while I was on my knees, ripped out my tampon, and dropped it down the side of the bed. Awesome sex ensued. 

This morning, 10 mins ago, we are packing to go away for the weekend.. and he reaches down the side of the bed looking for something, as I'm sitting here browsing Reddit... 

"Uh, what is this?" I look up to this completely perplexed look to him holding this 3-4 inch long, brown looking, shriveled thing with a string.. and it clicks in my head.

"OMG"... and I screamed and covered my mouth...

He then realizes what it is, and immediately drops it, laughing and half puking.. because he just had my used, shriveled, bloody tampon in his hands.

I'm fucking mortified. How the fuck did I forget to throw that away afterwards...

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<bot>: Bf and I had period sex... I removed tampon in the bedroom, forgot it was down the side of the bed and he found it today. Mortified.