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Didn't happen today, but you know how it goes.
I was at a party and drank quite a lot with some other people from my University (am a graduate student). My wife was at another party with her friends (all girls). After my party ended I decided to change places and join my wife. Since everyone there were women they kept filling my glass with wine (I was already drunk). I got to the border of rememberland and then it happened. My wife changed seats with her friend while I was at the bathroom. I was too drunk to notice the difference and apparently (The alcohol made it vague) I touched her face while telling her how beautiful she was.
In the morning when my wife told me what happened, I tried to apologize to her and she said that she was fine, but the other woman was feeling quite uncomfortable not knowing what to do.
<bot>: don't change seats when your drunk husband is sitting next to you. He will hit on whoever sits in your seat.