<human>: This happened yesterday but I didn't have the chance to write it until now.  I'm in grade 12 and school just ended so our entire grad class had a party to celebrate.  Being a high school party of course there was alcohol involved and being a bunch of high schoolers of course people got stupid and destructive.  While I was in the backyard apparently someone had been smashing beer bottles on the street and the cops had been called.  I came out to the front to find one very pissed, power tripping cop yelling at everyone not to move.  I turn to my friend and drunkenly ask "police can't detain you if your not being arrested, right?" and him, equally smashed, replies "nah man, you should bike away.  It would be epic"  In the heat of the moment and in a drunken stupor I decide that: yes, it would in fact be "epic" to escape this on my trusty bike.  And so I hopped on and began frantically pedalling down the street to cries of jubilation and encouragement from classmates watching.  And for 15 glorious seconds I thought I had pulled off the greatest escape of my young life.  Beaming while gliding down the street I couldn't have been happier...until I take a quick glance back.  And Oh shitfuck the cruiser is running me down and fast.  Next thing I know I'm hit from the side and im airborn for a second before crashing painfully to the ground.  I'm immediately arrested and searched.  My bag had 2 cans of beer in it and the cop claims I was resisting arrest.  So I'm brought to the station, locked in a room by myself from 5:00-9:00 and cant even leave to use the bathroom all while still wearing tight handcuffs. Finally my parents bailed me out and I've got a court date in a month.  And of course this all happend on my 18th birthday.  Damn I feel stupid.

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<bot>: Drunk me tried to escape cops on my bike, wasn't even in danger of getting arrested just thought it'd be cool, promptly run down, captured, and punished by the law.