<human>: As a university student, I never got the hang of sleeping on campus like I see many other people doing. I only did it a few times out of extreme need. However, there was a time where I would regularly sleep in my car after arriving to school. The car was parked in one of the campus lots, with the parking tag in full view. Side note, I went early because my mom worked at the university so we drove together. 

One day I'm enjoying a nap reclined in the front seat when I'm rudely awakened by a fury of knocks on my window. Startled and half awake, I open the window and see its a campus security guard. He starts questioning me why I'm there, if I'm a student, what I'm doing and so forth. In my tired state I wasn't aware of what an asshole he was being so I complied and tried my best to prove my student status which was hard since my student id wasn't on me. He gave me lots of shit and claimed he found drugs near my car and accused me of owning them. He wouldn't leave me alone and then I said "ok I'm going to call my mom so you can believe me, she works here." The phrase "she works here" really changed his attitude. He was gone within about 4 seconds. That's when I was really awake, and pissed. 

So I DID call her. And guess what, my description I gave of him and his nap-killing douche baggery was passed on from my mom to the security sector, and he had other complaints against him. Only this was the final straw. He was fired and I only then felt better about being harassed.

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<bot>: sleeping in car on campus, security guard wakes me up and is a dick, call my mom who works there, he gets fired (deservedly). Fucked with the wrong napper, bitch.