<human>: So it's my 26th tomorrow, the 27th. I'm stuck at home on recovery from stomach surgery. For the next 2 remaining weeks I'm stuck on a puree foods diet, no serving larger than 1/2 cup. I can't really move much yet meaning i can't leave the house. Can't drink anything alcoholic. Can't sit up straight at my computer desk for longer than a half hour. Been on this diet for a week with two to go, and i'm craving any sort of solid food... any. Guess what my brother decides to make for himself every fucking meal since we live together? Pizza and bacon... ffffffffffffffffffffffff

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<bot>: can't move around,can't leave the house, cant eat solid food, can't drink alcohol, can't play any pc games. Brother being an ass. Realistically this is probably my worst birthday.