<human>: I was 17 and at my parents house on one of my first dates with my girlfriend.  I thought, "I have the best idea to get her to think I'm cute!" and threw in some old VHS home movies.  

This was working out great until all of the sudden one of the tapes started playing scrambled porno.  Apparently I had taped over the videos with porn off of the Spice channel.  Young folks might not realize, but the channels that you didn't pay for (including the porn channels) would come in scrambled (see below) - you'd even get sound most of the time.  

Anyway, I was mortified, but it actually seemed to get her in the mood.  We ended up making out and I felt her boobies for the first time that night.

10 years later we got married.

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<bot>: Taped scrambled porn over home videos, watched the videos with girlfriend, was mortified - but it actually got her in the mood (or something like that), felt boobies.