<human>: Original Post: 

So just to update anyone interested:
It has been a little over a month since Crush and Plurr (what my brother and I are calling the "drama team") moved in.  After the "incidents" I decided to take the advise of letting Crush know that I was uncomfortable with her being as friendly as she was with me.  However, they are almost never at home when I am there due to our schedules conflicting so it was a couple of days after my post that I got a chance of telling Crush what I wanted to say. 

Finally, she was at the house when I got home from work one day, and I decided to immediately ask her to sit down so I could get something off my chest.  I told her that I felt she was too friendly with me at times and that I felt it was inappropriate since she was with Plurr.  She actually was very embarassed and apologized.  We both agreed that if I ever felt uncomfortable I would let her know and she would back off especially when she drank.  She then started crying because she suspected Plurr of cheating after going through his phone.  Geez.  

So the last couple of weeks have been a roller coaster of a ride with them.  At one point they moved out for a day because they broke up when she confronted him about her evidence.  The following day they came back like nothing happened.  They don't scream or fight infront of us but they do leave to their room.  Next thing you know you hear them screaming and arguing.  Usually, after this Plurr leaves the house sometimes with his stuff in tow.  This has happened a hand full of times.  Thus, why we call them the drama team.  

I am no longer attracted to Crush because of a bunch of unattractive qualities that really turn me off.  She is a beautiful girl, but honestly she is crazy as a girlfriend from what I can tell.  She is a great friend though, and is one of the best wingmen ever when the house goes out.  So that's it.

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: Kept it in my pants.  Found out Crush and Plurr are in a co-dependent/toxic relationship and we live a soap opera from time to time.