<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

This technically happened sunday but I went with my friends out for drinks downtown to meet some friends. Well when we are riding there we thought these girls were taken so we popped a few xannies... and proceeded to start to taking whisky pulls.

I BLACK the fuck out! Duh :/

Well the last thing I remember was buying 3 Guinness at a bar... and my friend's voice, in complete darkness, telling me I fucked up?

I wake up on my boy's couch with those 2 thoughts as the only memory of last night... 

Then I turn my phone on to a text from a female.. I was confused. I couldn't remember a single word spoken to any females...

My friends proceed to tell me that the girl and I had smashed.. and that she left the room saying she wasn't satiafied/happy with the service. 

Now I don't even remember talking to this girl, AT ALL, NOT ONE WORD, Much less what all happened in the bedroom.

When I was finished with what I thought was filling in the blanks, even discovering two photos taken during that nigh and later posted to fb. I texted her in the morning apologizing and asking to make it up over dinner.

Her reply: "lol no worries"
I try to make one last attempt at polite conversation but I never got a reply.

Kinda hurts <\3
<bot>: Xanax + whisky + = zero memory and failure with sexy time with a girl I have no recollection of speaking to... all I saw was she had fuggin braces.