<human>: A little background.  I'm 6'2 180lbs (and growing) and she is 5'4 120lbs (and shrinking).  We have both been going to the gym and go to kung fu together as a couple.  Not that we were ever the same size to begin with but I have gained 25lbs since we first started dating and she has lost 15lbs.  This has increased the size gap even more.

**Food Problems:**

I also cook most of the time because well I love my wife but she could catch a pot of water on fire.  I also tend to make protein rich meals since I am trying to gain muscle.  She gets butthurt when I dont split the portions evenly even though half the time she cant finish whats on her plate and I end up eating it. 

**Sleeping Problems:**

I am much wider than her.  shoulders, wingspan, leg length, etc.  I dont think it's "fair" to split the bed down the middle and to be honest its not even down the middle.  She usually ends up with 2/3-3/5 because she likes to cuddle before she falls asleep.  I like cuddling too, for 5 minutes, after sex and during naps lol.  But she gets clammy so fast! Anyway.  We have a king sized bed but also 3 dogs and a cat who jump on and off so it gets crowded fast.  If you dont establish territory early you end up curled up in a ball.

So, is this something I am just going to have to live with? It's not the end of the world it just seems unreasonable.  When we go hiking I obviously carry more weight, When we bring the groceries in I carry more bags, so why don't I get the bigger piece of cookie and larger portion of the bed?

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: My beautiful, tiny, clammy, selfish wife doesnt realize she is a petite bed hogging, food stealing jerkface.