<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

This happened while I was travelling in december but I mentioned it to a friend and he suggested I post it here. 

So recently I qualified to be able to use the KLM Lounge in Schipol Airport, Amsterdam, and I took that sweet opportunity to take a nap in said lounge. When I woke up, I was a little hungry so I decided I should go nibble on some snacks. Before I stood up, I looked down and saw that my little man downstairs decided to go full mast in a rather uncomfortable way. Still groggy, I stood up and did the old tuck under the belt trick and began making my way to the snack table. It was then that I made eye contact with the man sitting across from me. I froze for a second. Did he see? The look of disgust on his face confirmed it for me. I started walking quickly to the snack table, stopped, then walked back to my seat, collected my things and nope'd the fuck out there.
<bot>: I woke up groggy in a public space and adjusted myself in front of an old man who then gave me the stink eye.