<human>: Around 1:30 AM I was just reading stuff on reddit, about to fall asleep, had to piss so I go do so. Mid-piss a mouse runs out from under the sink, being terrified I shut the toilet and stand on it, scaring it back to where it was. I scare it out, proceed to spray it with various things available in the bathroom (hairspray, air freshener and wasp spray) which don't kill it but fortunately it's not moving as fast then, I push it into a plastic bag with a fly swatter and flush it down the toilet. 

I really think that took about two hours.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Go to piss and plan to just lay back down, find a mouse in bathroom, takes a whole lot of fear and time to get rid of it.