<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

About 2 weeks ago, I was on my way back to the U.S from a nice little gig in Canada. Since I am not an american, and was just between visa's (Finished being a student and about to receive an artist visa) I had about a week that I was allowed back to the states. 

Driving home, I was held in the border, and after 3 hours and a lot of arguments, the U.S immigration officers decided I'm not allowed back in. They told me to go back to Israel, get my new visa, and come back. 

So, I went back to Canada, bought the earliest ticket (for like 2000$) only to realize, that I lost my passport. I cancelled my flight, went to the Israeli consulate the next day, got a new passport, booked another flight (added another 700$ to rebook it), and flew home.

Within a few days, I got my new visa approved, and rebooked my return flight to an earlier date (again, adding another 700$). 

on the last connection from Canada, I was held by the immigration officers again, causing me to miss my last flight home, because I was flagged for being denied entry. Finally they let me in, an I had to wait another 3 hours for the next flight to come.

After getting back home, I came to realize that someone in Canada had made a copy of my debit card and managed to withdraw over 4000$ from my account.

GOOD TIMES!
<bot>: Been denied entry to the U.S, lost my passport, missed my flight, and had someone steal 4000$ with a fake debit card under my name, all within the last 2 weeks.