<human>: Wasn't today, was actually many years ago while still in highschool. Got invited to a party and asked a girl i totally had a crush on to come join me and she said yes, she will pick me up in her mums car and we can go.
Plan was for her to pick me up, when she arrived i "pretended" i just got out of the shower so i can show off some muscles i had been working really hard on recently.
We went to the party, things were going great. We were side-by-side all night, We started walking around holding hands, I was so in. I really liked the girls aswell and finally had my chance. She was gorgeous. beautiful, Smart, kind heart, wayy outta my league. Anyway as she was driving she was sober i was tipsy and she said lets leave.
Walked to the car, opened the door then decided "wait ill take a piss first". Walked across the road to the bush and did the deed, without noticing i stood on some dog shit. Not just any dog shit, very fresh smelly dog shit, the kind that makes you gag when you smell it. Hopped back in the car and before you know it we start smelling shit. She start saying were is it as its causing her a headache, nek minute notice its on my shoes, and now all over her mums car. Shes not happy so we pull over at a gas station, then notice her handbag was also under my foot, so now there's dog shit all over her handbag, all over the passenger floor and all over my shoes. I did my best to wipe it all clean but gagging, but the smell didnt go away. The ride back was super awkward,
She never came back to mine, she dropped me off and we didnt really talk about it again. However, that was the end of anyting between us. Whats worst is everyone the next day was asking if i finally got her since they all saw us holding hands and leaving together.

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<bot>: Went to party with my crush, flirting and holding hands, left party together, stood on dog shit and got shit all over her mums car and her handbag.