<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

So I've had my car for about 1.5 months now (brand new 2011 WRX) and it got hit in the parking lot while I was in the movies last weekend.  I filed a police report, called my insurance company, and tried to get the security footage from the theater.  They say only cops can view it, but when I ask the cops they just tell me those cameras suck and they wont find anything if they look.  Granted, the damage is probably less than $1000 bucks... but its a brand new *&%$#@$ car! On top of that, my deductible for insurance will be around $500. SO I'd have to pay $500 because some flippin' rah-tard decided to hit me when he backed out.  By the way, I know everything about the car that most likely did the damage (it was parked on the side that the damage occurred), and the location and pattern of the damage indicates he cut the wheel too sharp and his bumper skimmed the side of the door/rear fender.  It even has finger marks and removed dust when the guy got out and tried to rub out the scuff marks.

Reddit, what's a guy to do?
<bot>: New car got hit in a parking lot, police won't do shit, but I don't want to pay for damage I had nothing to do with