<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

When I was in college, I had 8am classes and that usually meant front row parking. By the time my first class got out, everyone else was showing up and trying to find parking. I had almost an hour break in between my first and second class, so I would leave everything for my later classes in my car. 

First week of classes, I would go out to my car to switch out my books. I left everything in the trunk so as not to entice would-be burglars. Every day, I would be at my trunk switching things in my bag out and would have some impatient assclown waiting for my spot while honking and yelling at me that they were late to class. Funny, I don't remember being the one that made you late to class. After the first week of dealing with it every day, I decided nobody that is around during that time is a good person. I would get in my car as to make people think I'm leaving and just sit there listening to the radio and doing homework while people would line up for a spot that would never open. Sometimes, I'd even put my foot on the brake pedal to give them extra hope to wait just another minute longer.
<bot>: Impatient students act like assclowns, troll them into thinking I'm leaving a front row parking spot early in the morning. Actually stayed parked for half of the day.