<human>: Today I decided that I needed to shower and everything was going smoothly until I decided to rinse the conditioner out of my hair. 

Since I have been growing my hair out for almost two years, my hair is currently the length of my waist. My hair is long as well as thick and if it is currently soaked in water, it can get extremely heavy. After tediously washing the conditioner out of my hair with my head down, I attempted to wring a good amount of water out of my hair, and swung my head to move all of my hair back. I happened to forget how long and weighted my hair was at the point and the bottle of shower gel that was sitting on the shelf of the shower. My hair hit the bottle of shower gel and flung it on to my foot below. It hurt but it was nothing that I hadn't experienced before. I washed more of the conditioner out of my hair and tried to look at my foot to see if the bruise was already forming. 

My toe was currently red and covered in blood. I started moving my foot around like an idiot and had no idea what to do. I started to make strange seal noises when my sister walked in to see the cause of the rukus. I continued with my seal noises and stared at my toe until she noticed what I was staring at. 

Ended up with a pretty bad cut on my foot.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Miscalculated the strength and length of my hair and ended up with a nice cut on my foot because of a fallen shower gel bottle.