<human>: Happened yesterday,

So for Christmas I received [4 little bottles of chilli oil] which all have different 'hotness ratings'.

So yesterday I was making some super noodles and decided to dump a whole load of the 'extreme' flavored one. I thought it would be ok because I can usually handle really spicy stuff, so in goes the chilli oil and the super noodles finished cooking. I sat down to eat them and took my first bite and thought this was hella spicy. I continued eating them and with each bite it got hotter, my eyes started to water and I ran into the kitchen to get a glass of milk, I started to rub my, but somehow there was chilli oil on my hands...

So now I go into full panic mode as I couldn't really really see, I'm like a big fumbling ball of mess knocking down everything in my path. I was trying to make it to the bathroom (which was upstairs). I fumbled up the stairs and my stomach let out the most ferocious growl of all time. I fell to the floor and tried to crawl up the stairs. No-one was in the house at this point so I was pretty much helpless. I managed to make it up the stairs and into the bathroom where I sat for a good 20 minutes running my eye underneath the shower.

By this time I had forgot about my stomach growling like a lion and felt some gas coming out. I released it but I felt something wet and runny. I realized I had just shit myself... I just lay on the floor for a while and ended up falling asleep. So my parents came home and found me lying on the floor in a shitty mess.

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<bot>: Dumped a shit-load of chilli oil in super noodles, hotter than expected, managed to get it in my eyes, stomach went bad, shit myself.