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TIFU My first post here, and like most others this happened a few years ago.
I was crewing on a ship with a rather well known environmental organization and had been at sea for a few weeks when we finally got into a port in a country where we are VERY popular.

We make a beeline to a bar and I start chatting with a few local guys at the bar, and they end up buying me a beer and chatting to me about the work we do. I feel a hand softly grabbing my shoulder and turn around to face the most gorgeous little blonde I've seen in a long time and she smiles at me and gives me a wink and asks what the text on the back of my Hoodie meant(Basically said I was crew of this organization), me being in the middle of a conversation I quickly answer and start turning back to the other guys to continue the conversation.

I can see a look of disappointment in her eyes, and the guys just look at me like I'm an idiot, about 30 seconds later it dawns on me, I turn around to look for her but she's vanished in the crowd, the guys shake their heads and laugh a bit at me and buy me another beer...
<bot>: Been at sea for weeks, just got my first beer in ages and an interesting conversation, girl tries to hit on me, I dont realize and basically ignore her...