<human>: This is obviously a throwaway account. I was travelling back from amsterdam, and wanted to smuggle some back to Paris for once last smoking session. I hid it in a condom as I knew smuggling was high risk and in case the police turned up I wanted to be able to stash it.
Well lo and fucking behold, customs come into my carriage on the train. I flip, swallow it, and I have never known if I shat it out or if I am still digesting it.
I basically want some advice as to what to do. I don't know if I should go to the doctors, take a laxative, get my stomach pumped... I just can't tell if I still have a condom logged in my intestines or not, and want to find out. Please let me know what you think I should do.

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<bot>: I swallowed a condom 4 years ago, don't know if it's still in my belly. Want advice as to how to find out if it's still there.