<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

I'll give you my boyfriend's roommate as an example. Let's call him Phil.

Phil is not an attractive man. He's not Quasimodo, but he just doesn't have too many redeeming attributes. Doesn't brush his teeth, doesn't seem to shower (There's a smell coming from him and his room that we call "Phil Funk".) Is messy as hell. And despite all these gross attributes, he's easily one of the nicest guy's I've ever met while not being a complete doormat.

Then he meets a woman who is about 10 years older than him (Makes her about 35. Let's call her Maggie), takes her on nice dinners, picks up her kids from school, etc. When I met the woman, I was honestly surprised by how pretty she was, and later I congratulated Phil about snagging such a nice girlfriend.

"Oh, no, we're just friends."

Wha... what? This guy picks up her kids, makes the whole family dinner, took her to see *Cirque du Soleil*, has admitted to liking her as more than a friend, and he won't ever get anything more than a kiss on the cheek.

Here's the most terrible example, IMO:

I'm up at 9:30am making food for myself when Phil walks out, fully dressed and fumbling with his keys. This guy doesn't normally wake up until about 1:00pm if he doesn't have to, so I got curious.

"Hey, whatcha up so early for?"

"Oh, Maggie wants some Starbucks."

"Oh that's cool. You gonna meet her there?"

"No, I'm bringing her some and heading back. She doesn't want to wake up her kids."

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<bot>: Gross-yet-nice friend is letting himself be used by a pretty older woman in hopes of playing with her naughty bits.