<human>: We've been together for a little more than 7 months and yesterday she was alone, all day at my house while I was at work. She was using my laptop for Facebook, email, etc. No big deal, until she starts deleting the history "icons" from Chrome's home page. She continues to do so until she sees this flaming dick with rainbows shooting out. Her curiosity got the best of her and so she opened /r/spacedicks for the first time ever. She slammed the lid shut so hard it cracked the LCD. The best part was once I got home. She proceeded to ask me if I was secretly gay or bi-sexual and that she found my history of "rainbow dicks" and "bizarre fetishes". After laughing hysterically, I had to explain /r/spacedicks. I took her straight to /r/awww for some eye-bleach and now all is good in the world again.

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<bot>: Girlfriend found /r/spacedicks, asked me if I was gay, showed her /r/awww, now it's ok. :D