<human>: Tonight at around 10pm my SO and I are a smidge high and want to go to the local grocery store for some Cherry Garcia ice cream. I tell her that I will buy if she drives. Her car is set up so the passenger side is facing the sidewalk. She walks around to her side and starts ruffling through her purse to find her keys. She can't find them and says, "Ugh! I can't find my keys!" 

Now from time to time I like to joke and I say to her, "They're in my ass." Right after that sentence I hear a slight pitter-patter behind me. I think oh! Its raining! (I LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! It never rains. High me assumed it was rain... Internal face palm.) And continue my thought with, "Pull them out if my ass like anal beads." I then hear the pitter-patter again but louder. I whip my head around and in my dismay lock eyes with an old women, at least in her late 60's, and her dog. Trying to enjoy a nice walk. She looks back with the most disgusted 5,000% done with this shit stare. I turn my head back around and my SO and I just give that awkward laugh/smile.

Now keep in mind this women is old. She takes at least 30 seconds to fully pass us so we just stand in silence.

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<bot>: As a joke told SO to pull her keys out of my ass like anal beads. But I actually make the younger generations look like a bunch of heathens.