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So I haven't had any more major mishaps. I went and got a ladies' wet/dry electric razor, though it doesn't really do a good job. I use it for everything but face and armpits (I tried it on the pits like, three times. BAD idea, they were sore for days). For a late birthday present, my Mom got me a [double edge razor] and that works pretty well, plus I have the twin-blade razors from Dollar Shave Club. The double edge one is a bit less forgiving when I hit a skin tag, so I gotta be extra careful in my armpits 'cause I do have quite a few of those around the edges of my pits. It also does well on my face and neck, which is what it was designed for, but easily draws blood when I get off of the areas I've prepared with shave gel. It also doesn't do too well on the upper side of my chin, but I can touch that up with the electric shaver. I did manage to nick myself with the trimmer of the electric shaver, on the area directly north of my little soldier.

I've ordered an Epilady from Amazon.com. I plan to give it a try when it gets here, and even though I know it's not intended for that purpose, I will probably try it on my face (but not first) because I'm damned desperate for something that won't leave beard shadow. I'm almost positive this will end in a TIFU but it's a small price to pay if the epilator works well on my legs, chest, arms, and belly.

Someday, I'll get laser hair removal for my face, but that's a long time down the road.
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