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Ok background: So this happened several years ago. A couple months after my SO and I moved in together I brought home a kitten. While she's always lived with both of us she's always been more of my cat. She sleeps  next to me most nights and always comes to me when she wants pets and snuggles. If my SO and I argue (because all couples argue sometimes) she switches back and forth between sitting on my lap purring trying to calm me down and stalking over to him and meowing and growling to tell him off.

Ok so here's the fuck up: One night our room mates were out of the house for the evening so we decided to have a little fun. We get started and I'm getting really excited, and loud! In the meantime my cat jumps up on the bed and starts meowing and rubbing against my arm, clearly concerned about the noises I'm making. I push her away not concerned but she comes back even more insistent. I push her away again and she falls off the bed. I feel kinda bad but my SO is pushing all the right buttons and I'm feeling really great. At this point I can't contain my excitement and am almost yelling, praising God and my SO, and hoping my neighbors can't hear. At this point my cat becomes extremely concerned and decides to switch tactics. She goes to the other side of the bed and jumps up and starts growling and hissing at my SO. He too is having a great time and pushed her away unconcerned. This time though, she comes back with a vengeance and decides that the only way to protect me from my obvious distress is to pounce on my SO's face. He gets scratched, I get knocked off the top of him, my cat goes flying across the room and neither of us gets to finish.
<bot>: overly attached cat friend attacks my SO's face to protect me while I'm obviously distressed having the time of my life.