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Basically we went to the Leisure centre to go swimming (on the hottest day in England). Of course in our heads we imagined everything to go swell but nope, God had something else in mind for us.

First of all my friend gets a cramp in his leg in the deep end was too afraid to swim any longer for the rest of the day because he thought he was gonna drown so we spent most of the time just standing in the pool talking, which wasn't that tbh. 

Then came the incident. We decided to go home but take a shower for 30 minutes. I had shower gel but no shampoo whereas it was vice versa for my friend.  So we decided to swap during the shower because the showers were directly opposite one another. Being an idiot like I was I decided to slide the shampoo along the TILED floor. In doing so my nails got caught in the lines between the tiles (dont know the technical term someone please tell me). The pain was extremely excrutiating and I immediately lifted my hand to see blood coming out of my nail on my ring finger and middle finger. In addition, I didnt eat for the whole morning and in doing so that accident almost made me faint in the showers and i had to sit down immediately and get some sugar in my system.

I currently cannot clench my anything because it is painful but it is going away slowly.
<bot>: Decided to be a gangsta and slide the shampoo on some tiled floor and got my nails caught on some tiles and almost fainted due to lack of food and excrutiating pain.