<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

So this ACTUALLY happened today.
Me and my BF were awoken quite early by the construction workers who, for the upcoming months, are doing work on our apartment complex.  They were doing some kind of drilling which was making a sick amount of noise, so we decided there was no point in trying to go back to sleep. Instead, we chose to gather up some old furniture and other stuff we wanted to get rid of, throw it in the communal dumpster, and then go for a morning jog. While looking around for things I wanted to throw out, I remembered that I had a box containing some sex toys that I no longer used. Secretly, I tucked the box in a trash bag with some other waste.
We got rid of the waste and went for our jog. As we were coming back, I suddenly remembered that the box I had kept the toys in was actually the box they were delivered in. It had a label with my name and previous address on it. I panicked. I didn't know how the garbage would be handled when it got picked up, and I did not want to risk to be connected to these items if the superintendent or someone else went through the stuff.
I decided I had to get back and remove the label. The problem was, my BF was still with me. I told him that I had fucked up somehow with the stuff I had thrown away (not revealing what had actually happened) and insinuated that maybe he could run ahead home. He failed to pick up on this however, and declared he would accompany me back to the dumpster.
Once we got there, I realized this was going to get even worse. By the container stood one of the construction workers. I realized I would have to go fishing for the box in front of him as well. Deeply ashamed, I find the bag, dig through it until I find the box, and peel off the label. The construction worker gave us a confused smile as we left. My BF still hasn't asked me what the episode was all about, but he probably thinks there is something seriously wrong with me.
<bot>: tried to throw away box containing sex toys. Forgot box had my name on it. Had to go digging through garbage in front of my boyfriend and a construction worker.