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I'm 19, soon to be 20, and I need help pulling myself together. My last job was a summer camp gig I had just before going to university, 18 months ago. I dropped out of university after not being able to settle on a major and general lack of enthusiasm and motivation. My grades were average, and I can go back. Since I returned home last May, I have spent 8 months doing almost nothing. I haven't been able to find a job to afford to save up for school or anything. I'm a burden on my parents as I do nothing but consume their resources and contribute nothing to the house. They're very tolerant, so much so that they won't kick me out, but really want me to do something, anything. My day consists of waking up and seeing everyone else go to school and work, so I have the house to myself. Then, I go smoke weed and cigarettes, drink alcohol, and masturbate to porn all day until everyone comes home. I am always tired and always in my bed. I'm starting to get very depressed. What can I do?
<bot>: I need some sort of plan to get back on my feet, find a job, move out from the rents, and finish my education. Help me grow up!