<human>: This happened this morning.

As is usually the case, I enter the office Tasmanian devil style, rush into the kitchen, and start brewing a cup of coffee in a one-cup K cup style brewer.  While that starts brewing I rush to my office to set up my laptop and work space.  I can hear the coffee brewing from my office, so after answering a couple of emails (Yes, I work that frantic - actually get shit done before coffee finishes brewing) I rush back to the kitchen to grab my cup.  Except it's not there.  Even tho it just finished brewing less than 60 seconds earlier, it's gone.  There is a single person in the kitchen, I look her in the eye with a smile and in a friendly way say "good one, your fucking with me, where did you put my coffee"?  She was sincere when replying she did not take it, so I proceeded to walk around the office to find the culprit.  I like a good prank so I was not being a jerk about it, but I wanted my coffee.  After making the rounds and accusing about 7 people, I go back into the kitchen, stand and think for a moment, and then check the drip tray of the coffee maker.  Sure enough, there is a full cup of hot coffee in the drip tray.  Face-palm.  Yes, my coworkers know I am an idiot.  Everyone keeps stopping by my desk to see if I need a cup of coffee.

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<bot>: Tasmanian devil me brewed a cup of coffee without the cup, accused coworkers of stealing it.  They found out I'm an idiot.