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This happened last Thursday, but I haven't felt like telling the story until now.  I had a heinous cold -- terrible congestion being one of my many symptoms.  My dad's a doc, but he's out of town so my mom called to ask if she could do anything for me.  Now, when I'm running a fever and sick I tend to semi-hallucinate.  I'm barely functional, but I was up all night watching WWII documentaries since I couldn't sleep.  

So....there's a brand of decongestant that I prefer called "Zephrex D" but in my less-than-fully-lucid state my mind reverts back to the previous night's documentaries and I tell my mom to run by my pharmacy and pick up some "Zyklon-B."  She writes the name of the drug down and heads over there.  About 45 minutes later she calls and tells me, "Uh *insert name of Pharmacist* said they most certainly do not have Zyklon-B and he asked if I was making a sick joke."  It was only then that I realized my mistake.
<bot>: Told my mother to pick up some Zyklon B from my Jewish pharmacist, and now I need to switch pharmacies.