<human>: Condense the text into a few key points

I'm a guy in my mid 20s, about 350lbs, full beard, kinda burly. I've recently started running and have been stuck at close to a 16 minute mile for a while now. Well, last night I went for a run at my local park like normal, but instead of walking and taking a break where I normally do, I kept running. And I kept at it. So when I finished my first mile I did it at 14'55''!! So I kept running! And it sucked! But it was awesome! So as I'm coming up to the home stretch a new song comes on and it's [Keri Hilson's "Pretty Girl Rock."] I guess my sister added it since we share an iPod, but I was like, "Whatever! I'm gonna own this song like I'm owning this run!" So I started going faster and singing it to myself. And I see where my trail ends. So I speed up and start singing a little louder. So right as I'm on my last sprint I just bust out with the chorus, "All eyes on me when I walk in, no question that this girl's a 10, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!" And I ended up finishing the run with a 15'20"! Hell yeah! I know it doesn't sound like a good time, but it's the fastest I've run so I'm stoked. 

I take off my headphones and start to unlock my car when I look up and see that the softball game that was happening in front of me had stopped and people were looking at me. I was so focused on the run that I didn't realize I was doing the Pretty Girl Rock in front of a bunch of kids and their moms. Whatever, haters gonna hate.
<bot>: Did the pretty girl rock in front of parents and their children, but it's not my fault so please don't trip.