<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

Mine goes a little like this. It was last year and I was invited to this 'crazy' party that was happening out at this girls house. She lived slap bang in the middle of no where so me and all my friends had to take a very expensive taxi there. I had just finished work and was changing in the taxi while 'catching up' on the drinking (which by the way is a horrible idea). So we arrive at this wild party and I'm pretty drunk after having all my drinks in quick succession in the taxi and only eating a chicken tikka Subway yet I manage to maneuver myself into the party and dance like a motherfucker. I'm dancing away and having a great time and then I see this girl so I go up to her and show her my sweet moves. She's drunk as hell as well so she's loving them. We start to kiss and make out and all that then we go behind this big ass curtain that goes from floor to ceiling in this hallway. She unzips my pants and starts to work away while I put my hands against the wall in front of me to stop me from falling over. This is great and I'm feeling great and just as I go to say "oh yeah, this is awes-" I feel the rush of the chicken tikka Subway coming up from my stomach. I lean all the way forward till my head hits the wall and proceed to throw up all in her hair. She flips her shit and pushes my dick out her mouth and as she's batting it away I start to jizz **everywhere**. This is going mainly on her face (it's not at glitzy as it is in pornos...) and on the wall. She manages to stand up and literally run the fuck away. She never called me back ಠ\_ಠ
<bot>: Drunk as fuck, girl gives me a BJ, I blow chunks in her hair while jizzing all over her.