<human>: Happened yesterday (NO ONE CARES).

So Saturday night i was at a house warming, drinking as one does at these things and because i am a good boy i slept on the couch and drove the next day. After dropping my friend off i decide to head to work to catch up on some work as I have been falling behind and havent had time for an already overdue task.

So while driving down the highway i start noticing that my car is driving more smoothly then usual. Also what is that ticking noise whenever i try and accelerate, also why does my car not accelerate. So i make it to my turn off and as i slow down i realise that my car was only maintaining the momentum. Now it has none. So i roll the car to the nearest petrol station to park and call my Dad because cars are not exactly my strong suit. His diagnosis is that im only running on 3 cylinders at the moment so its time for an impromptu service i guess. Only its Sunday and everything is closed. After spending most of the day looking for some spark plugs we manage to find some in a semi dodgy area. That didnt work.

Now its late so everything is definately closed now so just leave the car there. 

Now i dont have Transport to work but its chilled i can take the train. Only i can also take the wrong train and land up and land up in an even more dodgy area then the last place. Put it this way when people say you dont wanna go there its THAT place. So i pucker my arsehole clutch my phone tight and catch the train out of there and now i am half an hour late for work. 

ALSO a plus is i have NO IDEA what i did wrong or what train line im supposed to be on even now. SO I guess its time for round two tomorrow.

And im going try something new to fix the car and if that doesnt work, well its going to cost 10 times more to fix it.

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<bot>: Drove to work to be a good employee, car broke down on the way and now i am in for daily trips to one of the more dangerous parts of town.