<human>: I'm making this short and sweet, mainly to avoid recounting the gory details of what occurred this morning. So at around 1:45am I took a dose of NyQuil slightly larger than the recommended amount (nothing crazy though) and went to the bathroom to take a dump.

One thing led to another and I fell asleep mid-dump (I've slept probably 6 hours in 3 days due to a bad cold, so I'm attributing this to the NyQuil+Sleeplessness). The next morning I woke up in my own fucking shit.

Some how I managed to not only fall off of the toilet and shit my self in the process, but fertilize my entire bathroom with my own excrement. 

I know I probably could've made this story somewhat more entertaining but, seriously, even writing about this makes me nauseous.

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: Took NyQuil, passed out on the toilet mid-dump, woke up with a "self-fertilized" bathroom.