<human>: So this happened on Friday. 

I've been so blown away by that damn dress that I walked around the school showing the picture of it to different students and teachers, asking what colour it is – while sexting my boyfriend. Well, I thought I was safe because he hasn't replied in about 20 minutes, so I was handing my phone to everyone, confident that I wouldn't get a dirty text message from my boyfriend. 
I walk in the Science classroom to find my 50-ish-year-old Science teacher doing some work at his desk. I walk over and ask him what colours he sees on the dress as I hand him my phone. He takes off his glasses and looks closely. I hear my phone vibrate in his hand. Fuck. He tells me that I got a message and quickly hands me back my phone. Now, I have an iPhone and I changed my notification settings so when I'd get a message, it'd show up right in the middle of my screen. I was hoping it's be a text from someone else, even though I JUST KNEW when I saw the horror on his face. 

The message said: "I'll fuck you so hard when you come over after school ;)"

Fuck. My. Life. 

I stormed out of the classroom and I have honestly never felt so embarrassed in my entire life. Needless to say, I was no longer horny and my boyfriend's and my afternoon didn't go as planned.

Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell
<bot>: Sexted my boyfriend while in school. He decided to send a dirty text message while I was showing the picture of the blue/black / white/gold dress to my Science teacher.