<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

My girl just left the house, so I decide that it would be a good time to pleasure myself. During this session, I get the wild idea to stick my girlfriend's vibrator up my butthole. It didn't really do anything for me so I tried moving it in and out as I pulled on the cord. Well, I pulled on the cord a little too hard and the vibrator stopped working. Fuck fuck fuck! I take it apart and find that the wires from the cord were pulled out of the spot where they connected to the vibrating mechanism. I clean the fuck out of it, and put it back where it was. Then I decide to go to the place we bought it and buy the same one. They only had it in pink. Fuck! So with my last option, I go to home depot and buy a solder gun (I have never used, held, or have seen anyone use one before). Go home, look up a YouTube video on how to solder. After 4 miserable fails and the house smelling like this solder crap, I finally get it to work!!! Fuck yes!!!!!! I am very careful when putting it back because a couple times the wires came back off. It will probably break the next time we use it and I will be clueless. I will either offer to solder it or buy a new one.
<bot>: put girlfriend's vibrator in my butt, it broke. Went to home depot, bought solder gun, fix it. It will break next time we use it for sure.