<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

The other day, I was home alone. A pleasure I don't get often due to being in a wheelchair. So I decided to use this time to myself to watch some tv. I mean hey, I spent all morning helping my mom out with things, and taking care of our wide range of pets. (Goats, chickens, cats, dogs, rabbits) So I deserved it. I transferred from my chair to the sofa, and began watching the an awesome movie on a channel I had just recently realized I had received in our dish package. So about an hour or so in to the movie, I get a notification on the television saying "your DVR will shut down in 10 seconds due to inactivity." Oh no! It was just getting to the good part! Not having enough time to hop back in my wheelchair, I realize that the remote fell behind the sofa. I take my chances and leap over the back rest of the sofa. I toss the remote back over on to the sofa, and swiftly crawl to the other side and push the "Cancel" button. All before ten seconds was up. Frick yeah. So that's my little victory.
<bot>: my tv was shutting down in ten seconds if I didn't select otherwise so paralyzed me makes a leap of faith off the back of the sofa.