<human>: I'll keep this short and sweet. I visit my girlfriend at her flat frequently and when we go to bed, she has too many pillows (some are decorative) so some have to get tossed on the floor. Annoying in itself but I digress. The problem is that she has a lamp on her bedside cabinet and its power cable barely reaches the table so it's always balanced near the edge. 

When I lift my head to remove a pillow, every single time it falls and smacks me in the face. I know I should get wary of it but I'm usually too tired to remember about it. The lamp is heavy, it's a cylindrical glass lamp and has actually given me a minor cut before. I ask her to move the lamp, she says it's my fault for being clumsy, which is probably half true. I asked her to swap sides, she says no. I ask her not to have the pillows, she says no. 

Last night, the same thing happened, pulled the pillow and the lamp smacks me straight in the nose, she starts laughing so I pretended to be unconscious.. I kept up the act for a good 2-3 minutes until she started to panic. When I admitted to it, she flipped out saying that I was being cruel.

I don't see it that way, I see it as inevitably what will happen if she doesn't move the damn lamp. It's precariously left half on and half off her table. Who is in the right here?  Should I apologise?

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: girlfriends lamp keeps smacking me in the face. Played dead, prefer to be dead at this moment in time. She flipped out and thinks I'm cruel.