<human>: This happened this morning. 

Background info: I sleep with only a T-shirt on. Don't ask why just a T-shirt yet nothing to cover my bits, I just do. Also, the kitchen in my house is literally 10 feet from my bedroom (bungalow).

So I woke up this morning tired as hell and really just wanting some cereal. So I get my ass over to the kitchen to get said cereal, where my parents are currently eating their breakfast. I go about my business, grabbing the stuff I need; it wasn't till I was getting my spoon and looked down that I realized I forgot to put on the pajamas I "wear to bed" back on. 

Now keep in mind that I've been in the kitchen for a good minute now just wandering around, and they haven't said a word. That's the level of fuck up this is. 

Anyways. So I basically just put my cereal stuff down and return to my room to hide from them for the next hour, passing my time as I make this post.

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<bot>: Woke up tired with dick out, walked into kitchen where my parents were eating with said dick out, hiding for the foreseeable future.