<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

I work for a startup in the Bay Area, and we're going on a Vegas trip on the weekend of July 24.

It's become a bit of a personal challenge for me to try to find a plus one for this event, since everyone else has one, and I don't want to let my free plus one go to waste.  I just want someone decently attractive and interesting that won't reflect poorly on me.

However, I've been completely unsuccessfully in finding anyone who's interested.  I've posted on craigslist, but I think people on there probably think this is a scam.

Now I'm feeling like a complete failure, because I can't find anyone in all the US that's interested in being my plus one, even though I'm offering an all-expense paid (minus transportation to-from the airport) trip for a pretty fancy weekend in Vegas.  I'm not even asking that they talk to me or date me, just that they go on this trip and say they're my plus one!

Are there any other avenues I'm missing?
<bot>: I am failing to find anyone in the entire continental United States who would be my plus one for an all-expense paid trip.