<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

So this happened about an hour ago. But first let me explain what lead to this FU. For the whole week I've been trying to ask out a girl, we will call her P. But I wasn't able to gain the confidence. So my solution was to tell a friend if I didn't ask out P by the end of the day that he could kick me in right in the balls. See I was in a rush and meant to tell him "If I don't ask P out by the time I leave the school, kick me in the balls" but instead I said "If I don't ask P out by the time school is over, kick me in the balls" this wouldn't be an issue if I planned to ask her out before the end of school, nope I planned the ask her out while everyone was leaving the school because school was over. 

I walked up to her then my friend walks up to me "Did you ask her out yet?" I say no and without anytime to realize what's happening he knees me right in the balls which I then fell over yelling in agony. Which to then he tells her what I was planning to do in my horror. Which then I explained to him what I originally meant to say. I then was too embarrassed to ask her out and left the school in extreme pain.
<bot>: Got someone to kick me in the balls if I didn't ask out a girl, explained the plan wrongly, now I have a broken heart and a broken pair of balls.