<human>: So long story short, there's a girl that lives across from me in my condo building. She's a hottie. Anyways, today is memorial day so everything closed early and after a long days worth of drinking, i'm starved. Seeing that everything is closed i go across the street to a convenience store which only had frozen food. I pick out a borrito heated it up in my condo and ate it.
20 min later i remembered i forgot my phone in my car, on the second floor, so i go down and get it out of my car. It was late like 12 am and i needed to fart so badly, so i figured why not. Let one rip and my goodness it burned my eyes. i feel the elevator stop, and here she comes right on in. At first she smiled and said hello but then I could tell that she knew exactly what that smell was and was disgusted. We live directly across from each other so we had to walk down the hall the whole way there. Usually we say hello and have small talk but tonight it didn't happen......

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<bot>: memorial day everything closed, ate a frozen borrito farted in an elevator, hot girl that lives across from me enters and smells it. Totally sets her mood off.