<human>: So I was on break at work, sitting in my car, when I decided to go for a little pinch and roll action on my balls. Generally, I will do this when I have a little privacy to make up for all the time I can't scratch my nuts when I'm out in public, so for me, nothing out of the norm. I'm reading some ESPN on my phone, when  I realize the sun is setting a bit so I decide I can take my sunglasses off. Naturally, I don't set my phone down and use that hand to take the glasses off and instead take my hand out of my pants to remove the glasses. It's then that I realize I've got a pretty strong odor of balls/Gooch sweat coming from my pinch and roll hand and I decide I have to do something about it. I remember I've got some hand sanitizer in the glove box and decide that it's a pretty good way to kill that smell. After soaking my hands in the sanitizer,  I get the great idea that I can deodorize my balls as well with the sanitizer. I put a couple of pumps of the sanitizer in my hand and dive into my pants to rub the stench out. After one try, I decide a second slathering will certainly do the trick so I dig into my pants and get the sweet spot again. Satisfied with my decision making, I begin reading  ESPN again. It wasn't 30 seconds later that I feel a strong, cool sensation intensifying in my pants. The intense cool feeling then immediately turns into an intense burning sensation and that "great decision" to deodorize my balls has become a nightmare. It felt like I set my balls on a stove top burner. For a solid 3 minutes I was in intense discomfort until the burning finally subsided. Today was one of the most terrible 15 minute breaks I have ever taken.

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<bot>: On my break at work I smelt my stinky ball/Gooch sweat and decided to use hand sanitizer to deodorize. My balls burned like they were on the surface of the sun for about 3 minutes.