<human>: I live in a town house.  My next door neighbor is a mentally unstable drama whore single mom. She has three kids. The younger two boys (maybe 8 & 9 yo) are annoying.  They are always making crazy shrill noises out the window while I mow the lawn or screaming random nonsense at the top of their lungs for no reason what so ever. And they are mean to my 8 year old daughter.  I hate them.  I hate them all. 

These boys live for sports.  Baseball, soccer,  football (which they play in the house even) and basketball.  You name it.  If there is any sort of ball involved,  they are all in.  However,  they always leave this crap laying around.  And in the drive way no less. Even though the mom has placed a fucking steel bucket thing there to keep all the balls in, there are balls everywhere. 

The other day when I pulled into the drive,  there were three baseballs right in my parking spot.  I hollered at them from my car to come get them before I run the fucking balls over and fuck up my truck. (I've already popped a basketball this way.) These kids have the energy of a hundred spazzes, and it infuriated me to see how slow they meandered over to pick up the balls so I could park. 

Some 8 hours later,  well after these kids were in bed,  I returned home yet again to see the same thing.  Baseballs all over my parking spot,  which I had to move myself in order to park my car.  

Instead of putting the balls away,  I put them in my fiancee's car so he could take them to work and launch them into the abyss of woods with the water balloon launcher that they use daily to feed the parking lot birds whatever is left over from lunch.  
...I hate those kids.

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<bot>: annoying ball obsessed neighbor kids leave baseballs all over the yard and my parking spot.  Abandoned balls are now confiscated and sent into an abyss with a water balloon launcher never to see my yard or those kids again.