<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

This happened to me this past week. I've been wanting a new monitor for my computer and games for over a year now but haven't had the funds to buy the one I wanted. Because of these past few months we are now in the financial situation that I was able to buy a monitor I was really excited for. I convinced my wife and I ordered it. 

A couple of days later my wife and I got on the subject of Christmas and presents. So, knowing how expensive it was, I told my wife that I don't need anything else from her because my monitor can be my present. She looked at me and said, with a sinister grin that I only noticed when looking back at it now, "okay".

So fast forward to delivery day (yesterday). I opened the door and there it was, in all it's glory. I signed the paper and brought it in. The box was much bigger, and heavier than I expected. I told my wife it came in, placed it on the table and proceeded to start getting ready for work (I work shift work and I'm on afternoons). I was singing in the shower, all happy and go lucky, got dressed all chippy ready to set it up and then head off to work. Dance my way down the stairs, I glance over at where my monitor should be, and I see a nicely wrapped present that says " To: Dada From: (my sons name). Right after I read this I whipped around to see my wife standing there with a smile, and she said "don't you think your son did a good job wrapping". After some words back and forth between her and I, I now have to wait for Christmas to use my monitor. If you're reading this and think you're being cleaver by saying this, you're wrong and DON'T DO IT!
<bot>: Told my wife my new monitor could be my Christmas present, so she wrapped it up and I have to wait until Christmas to use it.