<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

We've been married for nearly 2 years. We've both only had a few sexual partners. Our marriage is great, the rough patches are lite and the compromises are aplenty.

Sex life? Pretty much terrible. Especially for, what some would consider, "newlyweds."

Don't get me wrong... the sex itself is stellar. Both of us are enthusiastic while we're doing it, and we both typically climax and finish together (which is glorious). We find one another attractive, we love each other, I'm a great husband, she's a great wife, yadda-yadda-yadda...

The issue is the frequency. I'm lucky if we get together once every three weeks (which, I realize, may seem awesome to some out there). Our typical stretch without sex is about two months. We've openly talked about it and recognize it's a problem for us. We're still a young couple and want to lead sexually adventurous lives. 

Now, I would never, ever blame my wife for the infrequency; but, she tries her best to own up to it for a simple reason: she doesn't think about it. She loves having sex only when she's physically having sex. The rest of the time? It's a taboo, off-limits subject.

We have to plan on having sex. It has to be, essentially, asked for several hours in advance.

The masturbation thing? My wife doesn't masturbate. She's said that she hasn't even tried. My logic, and forgive me if it's horrifically flawed, is that sex simply isn't a part of my wife's regular health. She veers away from playing with herself and, therefore, never gets up the gumption to be independently sexual. The private pleasure of sex is basically foreign to her.
<bot>: To put it plainly, I'm thinking that masturbation will make her more aware of intercourse, more often aroused and more regularly excited for sex.