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Okay, so I would guess this would be considered a bodily discharge and it isn't the weekend. This also happened when I was in high school, over 6 years ago. So if this is removed, I'll understand.

One summer day, a coworker/bro and I decided to go hiking in a wooded area/nature preserve in the middle of a small city close to OKC. Later that day we were supposed to both attend a mandatory meeting and decided a short hike down a mile or so trail and back would be cool and then we would go to said meeting. Well, cue FU which I guess is less of a FU and more of an I unfortunate situation. We're halfway on the return trip walking down the trail and I have a sudden urge to go # 2. I try to hold it in and walk slower and with careful deliberation such as if walking on ice. I tell my coworker/friend that I'm having troubles and jokingly say I may not make it. Soon after I become more serious and tell him to just walk ahead and I'll catch up. Cue me, stepping just off the trail to drop my pants and do as nature does and leave a steamy pile for the flies and whatever else may come down the trail. Also, with no TP and not wanting to risk using the wrong leaf(accidental poison ivy on my chocolate maker, I go commando after using my boxers.
<bot>: Had meeting later in the day at work, went on a short hike with coworker, had to poo....pooed in the woods. It was awkward but laughable after.