<human>: So last night I was out late with my family.

We got home and I went pretty much straight to my room. I always play on my iPod for a while before sleeping, and at about 1am my Dad came in. He knew I was awake because I had my light on.

Anyway, he needed me to use my laptop to do a quick bit of work.

Normally my laptop has a time limiter and restricts Internet use from 10pm. I attempted to block it when he first put it on with parental controls and ended up messing up my settings. But the limiter also acts as parental controls and not only blocks, but records sites I've been on that were blocked.

I realized my Dad will probably need to unlock the restrictions so I admitted to him I'd tried to block it with parental controls and resigned myself to him seeing my history of porn (gay & straight, in the past I've explored, and now come to the conclusion I'm straight, but everything from when it was first installed is there). 

But when I booted it up, a miracle happened. As I loaded the programs he needed up, the Internet wasn't restricted and the limiter seemed as if it wasn't there. I told my Dad that he didn't need to do anything and he could just do what he needed to do, and I escaped with a nasty memory of how close it was. 

So anyway, I'm babbling, what's your "close call?"

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: dad wanted to use my laptop at 1am which normally needs to be "unlocked" after 10pm which meant he would've seen my porn history, but by some miracle it was already unlocked and I escaped.