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I'm way too old to be playing this but fuck me if it isn't kinda fun. Basically I hid in the shower at a friends house, perfect spot right? I'm sitting there in the shower as a person walks in and closes the door. "It's him! He's trying to trick me!" Nope. His mom (who is kinda hot tbh) coming to take a shit. She does just that. I'm sitting so still that she never even heard me breath in a completely silent room. My heart, racing. She's grunting and I hear drops and farts into the toilet. She finishes and flushes the toilet, washes her hands, then leaves. My friends run in the room and see me, they are balling laughing, including the mother. My face was so white my lips didn't have color. 

I'm not going there for another year.
<bot>: Played hide and seek and hid in the shower. His mom went to take a shit inches from me in the bathroom, then they laughed at me.