<human>: I am currently a senior in high school, and as today is Rosh Hashanah, my school did not have classes.  I should have gone to services today, but instead I decided to pick my girlfriend over and hang out for a few hours.  So I pick her up, come home for about twenty minutes, and we start making out, eventually leading to me taking her top off when we hear the door open.  My dad was home from services, and although he had told me he was going to work today he instead decided to get some things done around the house.
In a state of panic I tell my girlfriend to get in the closet and hide from my dad while I think of a way to get out of this mess.  He talks to me about colleges for a while in my room while I sit on top of her bra and shirt and pray he doesn't open the closet door for whatever reason.  Fortunately he doesn't.  He then goes away and gets back to doing work, working on the computer in the next room over.  I scheme and think of solutions to this situations while watching bug fighting videos.  Eventually he calls someone after about half an hour and while he is distracted she sneaks out of the closet and I say I'm going over to a friend's house.  I drive her home and drop her off and go get Chipotle.

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<bot>: It's happy Jew year, I don't go to services, invite girlfriend over, dad comes home unexpectedly, hide her in the closet, get chipotle