<human>: I need to make a quick stop at the restroom on my way to the cafeteria while at work. I have my phone out and on reddit to make my walk more entertaining and <F*CK UP ALERT> I'm not really paying attention to where I'm going. I walk into the (newly renovated) restroom - immediately notice my reflection staring back at me and being the narcissist I am, start to appreciate my fine taste in attire. After a while, I notice the lack of urinals. I notice the flower-patterned wall-tiles. I notice a thunderstruck middle-aged Asian lady staring back at me from the sink area. 

It all clicks.

I bolt outta there faster than I ever have. I've been alternating between unhinged laughter and terror for the last hour.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: I reddited my way into the ladies' restroom and terrorized a lil-ol-Asian lady in the process.