<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

This happened yesterday (see username).

Yesterday I was listening to music with my iPhone (headphones in) while taking a shit. At the end of the aforementioned shit, I decided to set my phone, earbuds still in ears, on the bathroom counter right next to me. As I reached for some  TP, my elbow snagged the headphone cord. My phone went straight into the toilet and was quickly yanked back out by the cord. My phone was short circuiting when I saw the top of the phone...my own shit smeared on it. Think I should take it up to the Genius Bar?
<bot>: I dropped my phone in the toilet immediately after finishing up taking a shit, broke my phone due to water damage, and got (my own) human feces all over it.