<human>: So we are going at it missionary style. Me being me, I like to push boundaries and test everyone's limit. I started choking her while jack hammering her. Every time she would slap my back to let her breath I would wait 1 or 2 second more and let go of choking her. I would hear her breathing hard and I would think I must be doing a great job. Suddenly she starts hyperventilating and crying, saying I can't breath! I can't breath! I am having an asthma attack!

At this moment, My whole future flashed in front of me me.I saw her die. I saw the article headline, where "guy chokes his lover to death!" I saw myself in court and then in jail.

I quickly asked her where she had her inhaler. She in midst of the asthma attack says she doesn't know and has to find it. My reaction in my head was "wow, first you don't tell me you have asthma now this!". Fortunately, she calmed down and started breathing normally after a while. I was very very relieved for her well being and also for my future.
Needless to say this killed my erection.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Before you choke your girl please ask her if she has asthma, and if she does, please have an inhaler handy.