<human>: While I was in class tonight, I could hear my phone vibrating like crazy. I got out to a ton of calls, texts, voicemails, facebook notifications, etc etc from a bunch of my family members. I thought my mom was thrown in jail again (a story for another time) but I called my sister-in-law first and it was the complete opposite of what I was expecting.

She's pregnant! I'm going to be an aunt!

I've been waiting for this for so long. They've been together six years now and married for four and have been talking about kids for YEARS now and finally, FINALLY it's happening. The first planned pregnancy in three generations... Holy shit.  They've decided to make me the godmother and I couldn't be happier. I can't tell anyone outside the family yet so I decided to tell you guys and I just had to tell someone because this is too great to keep inside!

I'm gonna be an aunt and a godmother! Fuuuuuuuuuuck!

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: I thought my mom was thrown in jail but there's going to be a new addition to our family in seven and a half months!