<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Okay, let me start by saying this isn't as wrong as it sounds. Also, this wasn't today, it was about a year ago.

So there's this Mormon thing called EFY (Especially For Youth, for those that don't know) that me and one of my good friends went to. Basically, it's a huge camp-type-thing where you stay in college dorms for a week and go to different activities. Pretty fun stuff. Every morning you wake up at 6 and get dressed and ready to do what's been planned for the day. This happened on the first night, so it was right before the first early morning.

We each had a roommate that slept in the same room as us. There were the standard 3 rooms per dorm. Everyone had their own key to get into their dorm. It turns out that two of the roommates in our dorm had left their keys in the rooms that were locked by default and closed the door. Normally they would have called our counsellor who had the master key, but it was 11 PM and we were supposed to be in bed by 9:30 or so. So we ended up messing around and doing all of the retarded things 14-15 year olds do (prank calls, eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew, which was caffeine free because rules, and all that fun stuff). 1 AM rolls around and we start to get tired and start wondering what we're going to do for beds. We decided to push the two beds together and do what we could. We alternated directions, which seemed like the straightest approach we could get for four guys basically spooning in a less than queen-sized bed.

We ended up making the wrong decision and we're kicking each other's faces the whole night. Nobody got very much sleep and it pretty much made the rest of the week suck.
<bot>: Slept with three other guys (not gay), ruined a great summer camp for all of us. Made one hell of a story to tell though.