<human>: So to be completely honest this happened yesterday, but I was in too much of a rush to think about writing it up on Reddit.

So yesterday I had work at around 9:45 am(I am a substitiue supervisor for the school district so I take shifts that I can do in-between my schooling) and woke up around 8:45. "Cool!" I thought "enough time to shower, shave and get a good breakfast in." Before I went through my normal room cleaning routine, I asked my grandma, whose lived with us all my life, to make a bacon, egg and cheese croissant sandwich while I prepared for work. After that I grabbed my clothes and went to shower. 

After my shower it was about 8:55 am "ok, 30 minutes to get ready and grab a bite to eat." A quick side note, I am a man who likes to have really spiky hair. So I buy salon style hair gel since a friend of my mom is a hair stylist and she gets them at a discount. ( this brand to be specific, I'm on mobile so I'll edit this when I get a chance at home. For the sake of this story, the brand sells different containers for the gel and I bought one in a pump style bottle.

While going through my normal, after shower routine, I didn't realize that I squeezed out some hair gel thinking it was lotion. I began rubbing it all over, realizing 15 seconds later that it was not the soothing Vaseline lotion I hoped and loved. I spent another 8 minutes in the shower scrubbing that bonding agent of doom off, Realised that is 9:35 and rushed to get out the door. I left my house at 9:40 and was late 20 minutes after my required clock in. Which means I'll be getting docked on my paycheck. And to top it all off, I forgot my bacon, egg and cheese sandwich at home on the counter my grandma made for me, skipping breakfast entirely.

Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?
<bot>: Thought my salon hair gel was lotion, spent more time cleaning myself, arrived late for work and left an amazingly crafted sandwich on the counter wasted.