<human>: So this fuck up happened last night...

Let me set the scene, I have a girlfriend that is quite suspicious of nearly everything I do, what I browse, if I am late back from work etc. I must be doing something wrong or cheating. You get the picture.

So I am sitting on the sofa, innocently browsing the interweb on my iPad, with multiple tabs open, looking for Black Friday deals. I have maybe 7 tabs open, so it truncates the website page title to the maximum number of characters it can fit in, this is where the fu occurs. I have been looking at a review of "The Top 5 Biking Backpacks" but due to the amount of tabs open it has been shortened to "The Top 5 Bikin....".

At this point my internet decides it doesn't want to play nicely any more and stops working so I throw my iPad on the sofa next to me, where my girlfriend is sitting. She glances at it and sees this tab title and hits the roof! "Why are you looking up the Top 5 bikini babes?!?"  I am very confused at this point and tell her I haven't I have been looking for Black Friday deals, but because of the lack of internet I can't load the tab any more and it still says "The Top 5 Bikin..." which she is convinced is bikini babes. She starts crying asking why I have to look at things like this, is she not good enough etc. And I am subjected to the sofa for the night, and no hanky panky indefinitely.

In the morning the Internet decided it wanted to stop ruining my relationship and loaded the page and we made up and she found it kinda funny.

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: Was browsing for Black Friday deals on biking backpack, Internet stopped working and because of tab title girlfriend thought I was looking at bikini babes, had to sleep on sofa.