<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Ok, so this just happened probably an hour ago. 

I was at my boyfriend's house and we were alone. His parents were in bed and we usually use this time to our advantage by having "sexy time." In the past I have been nervous about doing it in the living room but this time the mood was just right and I decided it would be ok. Nope.

We start getting carried away and are completely naked on the couch when I hear a door open. I fling off him and jump to the closest place I could hide behind. Well, I accidentally jumped too far and banged my head on the fire place bricks. Then I hit my knee on the same fire place, and finally, I crawled behind a big recliner-type thing.

I'm cowering in fear behind this recliner, naked, while my boyfriend's dad barges in the room to see his son covered in only a blanket on the couch alone. The dad was only looking for sleeping medicine I guess. So the dad rumages around the kitchen looking for pills while my boyfriend quickly clothes himself under the blanket and says he fell asleep watching tv.

How could this guy not have seen me? Well I guess he didn't because little naked me hid behind that recliner so well he just went to bed like nothing happened.

Once he left, I got up and my boyfriend giggled a little. He got off scotch free. I, on the other hand, now have a giant bump and cut on my eye and my knee is swollen a little bit.
<bot>: had sexy time with boyfriend but banged my head and knee on fire place while escaping embarrassment of getting caught by his father