<human>: My son is 5 years old and loves video games. We don't let him play often, only on weekends, because he gets carried away and he cries when he has to stop. (We understand that he's a kid..) We have a Wii but it's broken right now. He's been really good so last weekend I bust out my N64 for him to try. We play some Mario Tennis, F-Zero, Snowboard Kids and Conker's Bad Fur Day multiplayer. Now Conker's was borderline inappropriate but it was still "cartoony" so it was OK. 
Then I see Goldeneye. Those of you of a certain age know about Goldeneye, it was the COD of our time. Great memories were made ,4 people one screen... ahh the good old days. Anyway I decide to share this experience with my son. We play, we have hunting each other down with machine guns, proximity mines, grenades, sniper rifles. After about 20 mins we stop and put it a away.
My wife comes home from the store and my son runs up to her and tells her all about the new games I found. Of course his favorite is Goldeneye and he goes on and on about how we shot each other and blew up people and how is favorite gun is the gold one because it kills the fastest. 
My wife is listening, nodding , smiling but   she gives me the "look". 
Now I'm in the doghouse, no lovin' tonight ;) I know it was not appropriate for him but it was damn fun though.

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<bot>: Played  N64 FPS Goldeneye with my too young 5 year old son. We had fun. He told Mom gory details. I'm in doghouse.