<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

Last night my roommate who was looking after my shih tzu had left a plate of chicken bones on the dining room table. Fast forward later in the day to me coming home from grocery shopping with the little guy and while putting the groceries on the counter to put away i look and see him up on the table and he scurries off in a fraction of a second. I then hear a crunching noise then quiet.  I assume he's alright and just hiding because he knows he's done something bad. He'd obviously had his eye on those bones all day and this crime was obviously premeditated.

I end up going to check on him and i could tell he was visibly uncomfortable, he was heaving a bit and  flaring up his whole stomach region. being the worry wort that i am i thought he may have cut his stomach on bone fragment. he heaved and shifted his innards for about 10 minutes looking at me with very desperate eyes. I guess he ate too big of a bone or swallowed it in the wrong way. Eventually he calmed down and he passed the "wanna go to the park?" test then ate his dinner.  i barely slept last night watching to make sure he was alright.
<bot>: Shih tzu ate giant chicken bone and heaved his guts and looked like he was near death for 10 minutes and scared the shit out of me.