<human>: Right. So I hosted a party last night, and this was byfar one of the best I've had to date. I've got everything under control and everything is flowing smoothly throughout the night. I invited a girl I am currently crushing on pretty hard because hey, you know, why not. I also invited my female cousin because she's just awesome usually she makes the parties get amped and such. Well, that's when shit hit the fan. The girl that I invited had already been kinda drunk by the time my cousin arrived, so she was already scoping her out, I could tell. Now I don't second think things usually, but I really should of last night.  By the time the party stopped. My friend who I have a crush on and my cousin ended up sleeping with each other in my bathroom, as well as her car, And my roommates bathroom. So yeah. I fucked up my chance.

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<bot>: had party, invited girl I like and cousin who is also girl, both get drunk and sleep together and leave me hanging.