<human>: A while ago David Sedaris was in my city signing books, so obviously i stood in line patiently to meet him.  Much to my glee he was chatting with everyone and personalizing his signatures on every book.  When i went up to get my book signed he was taking off his coat since it had gotten warm in the store. 

 He asked, "Guess how much my jacket costs!" 

"I don't know, where did you get it?" 

"Japan"

 "I have no idea" 

*whispers* "$1,500 dollars! ---  I can't believe i just told you that"  

He then starts to sign my book and says, "name a food!" 

"pancakes"

I get my book back to see "To [MissWemmick], Lets eat pancakes in front of poor people together. -David Sedaris"

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<bot>: David Sedaris gave me a hilariously insensitive personalized greeting in my book at a signing.  What are your stories?