<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

I pick up a bite to eat most the time when I'm coming off work. Recently I've been on a Chick-fil-a splurge. I eat in their lobby, get a refill of their fresh-squeezed tasty lemonade, bring it home, surf Reddit while sippin my drank. I left my cup on my computer desk with a bit of lemonade left in it and forgot about it. 

Next work day, I come home with another large lemonade and set it down on my computer desk right next to the old lemonade without a second thought. In an act of sub-conscious sheer stupidity, I pick up the closest cup to me and sucked up as much sweet nectar as I possibly could. But this was not nectar I so much beloved and trusted. This vile liquid had the sourness of a warhead and the pungent taste of natural organic mold. I gagged, choked, spat out half of it on my pants and sprinted to the bathroom to spew out everything else. In a desperate attempt to orally sanitize myself, equal amounts water and toothpaste were inhaled, swished around a bit and repeated 2 more times, enough times that my tongue turned blue from the toothpaste.  I threw out both cups while the mental tasting experience was looping over and over uncontrollably. After recollecting my thoughts from the betrayal, I learned to throw shit out immediately instead of being an infected lazy fucktard. And so that ends my splurge on fast-food for quite some time. Time will tell whether I die or not. If I don't respond to comments, the lemonade killed me.
<bot>: Chick-fil-a didn't put enough preservatives in my lemonade to protect me from the elements therefore intoxicating me.