<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

On this lovely September morning I drove my car down the road, right next to my house, and within two minutes i accidentally got my wheel stuck in the trench on the right side of that same road. At that time I was driving at like 25 km/hour (it was a 30km/h max road, in a turn). I couldn't move my wheel and crashed right onto a tree, with the right side of the car. Flat tire, and after looking at the car at the garage they told the company I worked for it couldn't be repaired. 
I didn't really get into any trouble, although I had some problems with filling in the right papers at the time (I was only 19). Oh and it was my fathers birthday.
Any of you have any similar stories? I would love to hear them!
<bot>: I wrecked my car on the second day of work. On my second day on my new job I got in four hours late because of that.