<human>: So, today I figured my boyfriend would have dinner at home, go to his friends, then pick me up. I called to see what time he thought he'd be around, and he told me that he was coming over right away. This was frustrating for me since I didn't plan for it, so I told him that I needed to do some cleaning and he needs to start keeping me informed of things like this so I can plan my day better, he said sorry, I said all good, and that was that.

So I'm sitting here, on reddit, not even doing the cleaning I was supposed to do, when I read a thread that reminded me of my conversation with my boyfriend and I think "hmmm, taking him a while" so I went and checked my phone to see if maybe I missed the call (buzzer is hooked up to my cell), and sure enough I have 7 missed calls and 3 messages from 30 minutes ago.

Now I feel like crap, and I think he is probably understandably rather pissed. First, since anyone would be pissed to wait outside for 30 minutes in fucking winter, and second because I am pretty sure that he ignored my call when I called him. He is probably thinking I did it on purpose since I said earlier I didn't want him to come so early :(

So what do I do now? How do I make it up to him? Sexual things are always on the menu, same with home cooked meals, and I'm broke, so not full of ideas at the moment. Any help would be appreciated.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: gave my boyfriend attitude about coming over earlier than I expected, only to follow that up missing his call when he did get here, how do I make it better?