<human>: Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?

So this to me was a serious fuck up and it was during my freshmen year of college. I met these group of chicks and decided to do some rush events (Greek Life). I thought it wouldn't hurt because I was just interested in the chicks. So on our second rush event I met Kaitlin and Karina. They were two of the cutest and hottest facking asian muddabitches there at the rush event. We went out bowling and the Greek bros bought us pitchers and so I snuck in some drinks being underage and stupid I drank a bit too much. The girl Karina was into me and we were pretty glued to each other, but I just wanted to [F] her and the one who I was into was Kaitlin. She was a full package for an Asian chick. And so I was teaching Kaitlin how to bowl and Karina would come and cock block. I at the time was an idiot and forgot my phone, but I kept a small notebook in my man purse which I write about my day and shit. Not a fucking Diary ok reddit. So I went old school and asked for Kaitlin's number and she gave it to me no questioned ask. Karina comes over and offers me her number which I didn't give two fuck about at the time.
And so here is where I fucked up. I notice I was getting a bit too buzzed and drunk so I asked Kaitlin who I facking called Karina, if she was free and wanted grab some coffee tomorrow. Karina hears her name and turns around said "Sure, I'm free I don't have class until later." I, stupid and drunk said," no no no, I meant Kaitlin not Karina." From there on I was the fucking biggest hugest dumbest idiot ever. It went from 0-100 real quick. Kaitlin looked at me and looked at Karina and you know fucking women... PUSSY POWER! So Kaitlin looked at me and told me no and Karina started bawling her eyes out because she had a bit too much to drink too. I fucked up on the girl I wanted to be with and on the juan I wanted to fuck -.
<bot>: I switched the girls name and fucked up on losing them both. I blame myself for drinking too much and I blame them for having the same fucking name that starts with "K".