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This past weekend I went to see my favourite NHL team play.  At the game I end up sitting next to a young couple, both of them around my age, and we hit it off and start making small talk. This guy, Chad, and his wife got married the past summer and I'm getting married this coming summer, so we have a bit in common, same stage of life type thing. Chad suggests we go on a double date when my fiance gets back from some time overseas, and I think "swell idea". He gives me his number, I call his phone so he has my number, and we part ways. 

Which brings me to the fuck up...

I'm lying in bed ten minutes ago about to fall asleep and I realize I forgot to call a good friend of mine, who also happens to be named Chad.

I scroll through my "recent calls", see "Chad" and I hit dial. 

Now this Chad and I have been good friends for years, and generally start our conversations with some sort of idiotic juvenile innuendo. So the phone rings a couple times and I hear a half-asleep voice answer, 

"Hello?"

I put on my best dirty voice and answer with a, "Hey there bad boy..."

Silence. 

Then a hesitant, "...ummm...hello?"...

Figuring Chad's just being a dumbass, I keep going.

"I'm just lying here in bed touching myself", I say.

More silence...

..."Who is this?"...

I figure Chad's being a moron, playing dumb, and I continue to bait him with more stupidity. Finally he asks, "Uhhhhh, are you the guy I met at the hockey game?"

I instantly realize my mistake... Instead of calling an old friend and cracking stupid jokes, I called a married guy I met a couple days ago and talked dirty to him.
<bot>: Made friends at a hockey game, wasn't specific with name, called wrong guy, new friend is probably convinced I'm some repressed closet creep, and I doubt that double date is ever happening.