<human>: Almost 2 years ago, me and my girlfriend moved out on our own. We lost that apartment because she lost her job and I Was the only one working. We stayed with a friend for a couple weeks and moved to Oregon to stay with her families friends. We left there, my girlfriend went to Indiana for a few months and I came back to Minnesota.  

Eventually my girlfriend came back, and we moved into her Grandparents house with her mom so all of us could save money and get back on her own. My girlfriend was lucky enough to get a job but I haven't been able to land one in the 6-7 months we've been here. At first, her grandmother told my girlfriends mom that we could stay there for free so we could get our lives back in order, now she's demanding $800 a month, with only 2 people working and trying to save money.  

Having to pay $800 a month wouldn't be bad, except that her mom is moving out in March,and leaving us here so there would only be ONE of us to pay almost a grand every month. If we can't pay her grandma that money every month, then we'll be kicked out. The only way that we'll be able to move out is if we have a couple thousand saved up, we have a co-signer for the apartment that's willing to help when it's necessarily but we can't even put a fucking deposit down because her grandmother is sucking all our money.  

The only choice we have no is the military, and according to a friend, the're being way more picky about who joins, and the way my shoulder is right now I wouldn't be able to join. I just need some kind of advice on what the fuck to do, I was couch surfing for months at a time and I just want to be stable.

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<bot>: Me and my girlfriend are close to being homeless **again** and the military is out of the question for me. What the fuck do we do?