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I've been dating jack for about 5 months now. We met at a bar, and about a month in, when it became clear we were getting serious, I asked if we were dating. He responded with an "i don't want to complicate things with titles but i like you very much and care for you" answer. He then had to travel for work for ten days, and was texting me non stop. When he returned, he told me he missed me so much that he had to date me. So we started dating.

Fast forward to the other weekend. I was having a birthday party for myself at my apartment, and I was in the kitchen dancing around in my tiara or something I'm not sure I was hammered. Anyways, Jack was in the living room, talking to one of my classmates, who was trying to find me. According to her, she went up to Jack and said "where's your boyfriend?" to which Jack immediately responded "We're NOT boyfriends." My friend told me about a week later, assuming that I was also aware that Jack and I were not boyfriends.

I didn't want to ask Jack about it, so I was kind of passive agressive the other day and referred to him as a "worlds most annoying boyfriend" to which he responded as he did me friend. "We're NOT boyfriends, babe." So I asked him what the difference was between what we were and boyfriends, and he said nothing, but he breaks up with all his boyfriends.

I'm so annoyed. I don't want to walk on eggshells around him and risk getting too close and having him dump me..... is it right to be annoyed or is this "cute?" I've had mixed opinions from friends but they're all idiots and I'm assuming most of you aren't. Thanks!
<bot>: My SO tells me we're dating but we're not boyfriends because he doesn't want to break up with me, cutesy or immature?