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The first time I stood up for myself in a situation where I was scared shitless was in the third grade. A bully in my class was sitting in my seat, just for the soul purpose of seeing what I'd do (I was a complete pussy). Anyways, I asked him nicely first, when he said no I told him (the teacher was out of the room) and then he stood up, grabbed my by the collar, lifted me off my feet and said "Fucking make me". Almost pissed myself. In my moment of despair I kicked him which did virtually nothing, and I could tell I was about to get beat to a pulp when suddenly, a kid who was one of the worst acting kids in class, jumped up and full on tackled the bully. Me and my vigilante hero got off free, while the bully got punished.
<bot>: I stood up to a bully, an unexpected ally tackled him for me, me and my ally got off the hook.