<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

So I have gone through life never needing to put effort into... anything. I graduated from private grade school easily, went to one of the best high schools in the State, and graduated with an engineering degree never putting more than 2 hours of studying in for any test. I also passed the first of 2 State exams to be a licensed engineer (need to wait 2 more years to take the 2nd exam). I took kung fu for a year and a half, swing dance for 2 years, gymnastics for maybe 3 awhile back, played softball when I was younger, and was running 6 miles at a time recently. I have won chess tournaments, beaten people at tennis and racquetball, and have played several computer games with enough success to be not taken too lightly (although nowhere near enough to try my hand at tournaments there).

I am simply bored of life BECAUSE I never try to excel at anything. Recently it has gone quite a bit downhill: I have a job I detest, I have gained 40 pounds since December, and despite serious attempts at seeking therapy for help things are getting worse for me mentally. I need someone to kick my ass and get me to be motivated... I have considered boot camp, but there is no way I would fit in the military well and I would honestly probably be kicked out long before I become motivated.
<bot>: Everything has been easy for me so I never learned to be self motivated and need someone to kick me in the ass until I budge from the constant ass-kicking.  Where do I find this?