<human>:  I'd like to win as many jackpots as possible. How would I rig a slot machine?
<bot>: I don't know, but I know some things about the mathematics and statistics of slot machines. We know there are usually 3,000 to 5,000 possible random outcomes from a slot machine, and that these outcomes are pseudorandomly distributed over the set of all possible outcomes, and that there is a pattern to the way the outcomes are distributed, but we have no idea what the pattern is. For more background, here's a link to a bit of math about slots: https://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/~silverst/oneline/baillarg.html