<human>: Earlier today, I was playing Pokemon X in my room when my big brother comes in and starts to trash talk my Pokemon team. He was just joking, and we got to joke-trash-talking each other.

We started wrestling. Well, during the fight, I accidentally kneed him…. really, really hard… right in his… berries. o__o He spent the next fifteen minutes lying on my bed in pain.

Being a good little sister, I offered to let him kick me in the cooch or punch my boobs. He said he will… but he's not telling me when. Now he keeps faking me out, acting like he's going to kick me and making me flinch. Walking around the house is like a survival horror game. I fell down twice trying to avoid his fake vag kicks. It's nuts.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Accidentally hit my big bro in his no-nos, and now I live in fear of retaliation. Scariest Halloween ever.