<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

I've been in a swimmingly easy-going relationship for about half a year with a girl that's as affable and pure of heart as you'll find. I was all but a lock for a near-dream job in another city, so I broke her heart, called it splitsville, and then shortly after had the offer rescinded.

I feel an overwhelming amount of guilt, regret, and punch drunkenness.

So much of me wants to get down on my knees and beg for her back (she's too good to me, we've never had anything remotely close to a fight, we doink like j-rabbits). A small part of me wants to stay single (I'm young, I haven't dated around much, I'm still shamefully intrigued by one-night stands).

Tell me why I'm an ass. I'm an ass, right?
<bot>: Broke up with good girl cause I thought I was moving. I'm not moving now. I'm tempted to beg for her back, all things considered.