<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

So, this just happened, 20 minutes ago or so, I just finished cleaning up. 

A little (totally unnecessary) context: I usually fart quite a lot, an art which I have mastered to the point where I know what's what and what everythin means regarding farts and shits. 

So I just had dinner and was about to walk my dog on his night strolln, I went to my bedroom to get some shoes and whatnot when I felt a little fart wanting to exit down there, so I thoght why not and sent it on his way. The sound was a little *"wet"* so immediately I went to the bathroom to check and saw nothing at all. Releived, I went happy to walk my little furry friend on his walk around the block. When we got back home I went back up to my room to take my shoes off and felt a little tingle near my butt which I confused for an itch, and thinking nothing of it I just scratched it. Much to my surprise it felt wet and sticky. I just stood there amazed in the science behind the whole thing, grabbed a pair of fresh boxers and went to clean up. Now I've got a pair of wet boxers hanging by the shower and a whole lot of shame and confusion.
<bot>: Farted, was not a fart, checked, didn't see it, walked the dog around the block, came back, noticed the not-a-fart, cleaned up in shame.