<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

I was out paintballing with a couple buddies one Sunday. Since it was partially raining and a Sunday, there wasn't a huge crowd of walk-ons (maybe about 10 of us). In between games while filling up with paint and air we sat down and listened to another group of 3's conversation about how they wish they had some jelly doughnuts. They seemed like a big bunch of jokers and were cracking gay jokes about how they would lick the jelly off of eachother's face. Kinda like how you might rub another man's leg just as a joke. Keep in mind I don't know these people. Well SAP me took this opportunity to chime in from left field with "yeah and then you can use jelly from the doughnut for buttsex." The whole place fell silent for a good 5 seconds as I sat their awkwardly awaiting a response. After that everyone burst into laughter including myself. I had successfully taken a casual joke to an awkward extreme.
<bot>: Told a fellow paintballer that he could use jelly from a doughnut for buttsex. Hilarity ensues.