<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

I met a girl 2 years ago who I fell head over heals in love with, I loved everything about her except for the fact that she didn't feel as strongly for me.  We only dated for 4 months.  After a really really bad case of the "tries too hard" and some exceedingly stupid love letters and poems, I began to get desperate to cut it off to save my fragile ego.  My attempts only succeeded in making me crawl back to admit I was stupid.  Every time I tried to talk to her my retard instincts took hold and I was only able to say the dumbest and worst possible things.  I was beginning to act like a compulsive liar, clingy psychotic fat chick, and I hated it, but I couldn't stop myself, no matter how hard I tried.  She stopped talking to me about a year ago, I can't say I blame her, given a similar situation I would have reacted identically.  Trouble is I can't get her out of my head, no matter how much I try to distract myself or fuck the pain away.  I'm in a quasi relationship with someone else but I wont commit or even say that we're dating because I can't seem to develop feelings for her or anyone else.  Every other girl just pisses me off because they're not the perfect kind of witty/ slightly bitchy/ intelligent, and can't live up the the horribly high standards that have now been set forth.  

I think about her more than sex, and I don't dare fap thinking about her because the of the emotional shit pile I'll become.  I just don't know what to do, but hey, at least I don't stalk her, that's a plus, right?  

--I love her enough to realize that me contacting her will only distress her and I really just want her to be happy, that's why if this even gets close to the front page I'm deleting it.  It turns out she's into Reddit too.  I don't need her inadvertently seeing this and stressing out knowing I'm still obsessed.
<bot>: I'm out of ideas to try forget a girl that I'm still madly in love with even though I barely even dated her... over 2 years ago.