<human>: I got home from high school one day and went up to my room.  The phone, which looked like [this] and was sitting on my floor, rang and I picked it up.  After a few seconds of conversation with my dad I noticed the well was filled with yellow liquid and then that my cheek was wet and there was a strong smell of cat urine.  I hung up and went into rage mode thinking my sister somehow managed to train our cat to pee on my phone.  I told my parents about it when they got home, and they convinced me that my sister was no evil genius, and that there must be an explanation for the piss phone.  We then noticed a note on our kitchen table from the police, and were able to piece together what we think happened.  

Our indoor / outdoor cat was outside and managed to push open a door that was not completely latched, triggering the alarm.   He must have been scared by the noise, run up to my room and knock the phone off the hook and then piss on it.  The alarm company tried to call our house repeatedly, only to get a busy signal, and called the police.  An officer came to our house, saw the open door, and in his search of the house found the phone off the hook, which he put back on.  He then wrote us a note explaining his visit.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Cat broke in, knocked phone off hooked, pissed on it. Police came and put phone on hook.  I answered phone,  got cat pee on my face.