<human>: so this just happened about an hour ago so its pretty fresh. we were having a bon fire with my cousin, my  neighbors, my family, my crush's family, and a couple of my friends. so the night is going off pretty good. there was not much drinking because i didn't have a lot money to buy any beer. so we just sat there on these little dinky chairs roasting hot dogs and marsh mellows and other things. we ate  chips that my friend bought and it was pretty fun. Now chips and other various foods make me quite gassy and give me cramps and stuff. we sat there for a little longer when i felt the need to take a crap. i held it in because my crush was talking. so i sat there and listened to what she was saying and i felt the worst feeling a man could ever feel. it felt the like a freight train was approaching the drop off. yet i ignored and kept on listening. 10 seconds go past and i know i cant hold it anymore. the pressure was to great so i tried to get up to run to the bathroom but the sudden movement of me getting off the chair triggered the bomb. the loudest and most stinkiest fart i have ever created just went off like the atomic bomb. everybody turned and looked at me in complete horror. my family looked at me like i just killed a man, my cousin was starring at the large shat stain on my pants, my crush's parents looked at me like i just threw a dog off a cliff. and there, are my friends laughing their asses off at the explosion that just happened in front of them. i quickly waddled like a retarded penguin to my house to go and clean up. after about 15 minutes of cleaning myself up i go outside to see that everybody has left except my family and my cousin. I'm worried that my crush will never talk to me again and im also worried what her parents think of me as now.

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<bot>: accidentally shat myself in front of my family, my crush's family, my cousin, and my friends at a bon fire.