<human>: So here's the deal.  I've lived at my current residence for 10 years.  I've had at minimum 30 packages delivered via UPS of which a grand total of 0 have ever shown up on my doorstep.  15 have shown up next door, 3 to the house behind me, 5 to the house on the other side of me, 3 to a house 4 houses down, 1 to the house across the street, 3 are still not known.  These are approximate numbers, give or take a package.

Never once has UPS ever gotten the package to my door in my entire time living here.  I've had to go house to house when i have something delivered and have called the headquarters in Atlanta, talked to the VP of operations, called the local depot every single time, shown up there a dozen times, asked to leave for making a scene twice and left once when law enforcement was being called.

Still, packages cannot find their way here.  I've yelled, fussed, bitched, complained, wrote letters, made phone calls, done everything I can and they still fail.  I've gotten to the point I avoid business that only use UPS online (and i email them to inform them of why i am not ordering from them) and with Newegg i have paid 40+ dollars for 3 Day Shipping with FedEx then to get free shipping with UPS.

This is, without doubt, a clear violation of the agreement upon which they enter when they become the supplier of said delivery services.  I did not start out with threats, i did not start out mean, but i've been pushed.  I've had enough.  What can I do legally to bring up charges against them.  I'm contacting my local paper to see what full page ads cost to advertise what i've been going through so others may see.  I want to take out a full page ad for a week hopefully.

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<bot>: Are there any legal actions I can take against UPS for failing to delivery approximately 30 packages to my house never once getting one to the correct place leaving me with the job of finding out where exactly it's gone off to.