<human>: Me and my friend who shall remain nameless share a table in our history class. Thinking it was funny, we started stabbing my friends pen with a pin we found on the floor. We took the pin out, and shook the pen every on our desks. My desk was LITERALLY half covered with thick blue ink, with my green history book, or now blue history book, right in the middle of it. I rubbed he ink everywhere and covered the whole table. My hands were covered with ink and couldn't get them off after ten minutes of washing. And even after seven hours. My hands are still blue. Teachers face when she found out was pure disbelief. In the end we got away with it by saying his pen exploded, and had to clean the table. It was fun while it lasted at least. But I was called a smurf for the rest of the day, which wasn't pleasant.

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<bot>: I destroyed a pen got ink everywhere including myself, and found out that antiseptic hand cream can wipe up ink.