<human>: This is my first ever post so bear with me,

Like most TIFU stories, this happened a while back, like 11 years ago back.

Today I was messaged by my friend who I used to hang out with a lot. For the story let's call him Alex. Alex messaged me asking if I recall an event that I had long since forgotten, and now the past has come back to haunt me.

As i mentioned, the two of us, along side another friend, who shall be called Jared, constantly hung out ranging from swimming or just heading out to the park for a game of football. Anyway, this one day, we decided to go to a small park filled with random bushes everywhere (you'll see why i mention this) that was about a mile away from my house, and we figured "Hey, what's the worst that could happen." So after eating a huge lunch of spicy lamb curry, I met up with Jared who said Alex would meet us there. We headed out on our bikes and halfway there i got a strange burning sensation that passed though me. it lasted for a minute or two then it went away. Not thinking anything of it, i decided to continue traveling and when i got there it hit me. I looked around for a public restroom and there was not one to be found. I had to go really badly and you guessed it folks, i dropped a deuce behind a bush away from my friend, so they couldn't see. Your imagination can fill in what happened after that, and when it came time to wipe, I reluctantly i had to grab a leaf and make do. This is where the real FU began. In my desperate attempt to hide from Jared, Alex had completely slipped my mind. I turn around and i see him just grinning in an devilish manner. I biked home, unable to sit properly due to the burning, and when i got home i locked myself in the bathroom. The following day, a Monday, he would just laugh and say "need a leaf". Since that dreadful day i fear my secret being told and people knowing it was me (hence the throwaway).

Can you provide a brief overview of the text?
<bot>: Ate spicy food, took a burning crap, dumped in a bush and used a leaf, all while my friend watched.