<human>: So last summer, my air conditioning went out for no apparent reason, so my family and I were stuck without air conditioning for about a week in rediculously hot temperatures. So, instead of sleeping in my normal bedroom on the upper level of my house, I was sleeping in the basement bedroom where it was much cooler temperature wise, but also quite a distance away from my parents bedroom.

I used this to my advantage by doing all sorts of things: fapping, staying up and doing pretty much whatever I wanted, you name it. So, one night it was particularly hot, and even the basement was starting to become rather toasty, and I figured I might as well just sleep naked. Then, at like 3 in the morning, I started to get really hungry. So, being the rebel I am, I decide to go upstairs to my kitchen and find something to eat, which I normally don't do (still completely naked). I made my self some salsa, and by made, I mean I pored it out of a can. I couldnt wait to dig in and took the biggest chip in the bag and took a gigantic mouthful. It turns out, it was extremely spicy, and I can not handle spicy things at all. So I flipped a shit and dropped all of the stuff I was holding and rushed to the fridge. I find the milk gallon which was full, open it, and basically started to just pour it on me. Don't ask why, I don't even know. So I'm writhing on the ground, Butt ass naked, poring milk on myself when I notice both of my parents in the hallway. Boy did I have a lot of explaining to do once they stopped laughing. 

So Reddit, what's your best "I can explain!" moment?

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<bot>: My parents caught me in the kitchen at 3 in the morning, butt ass naked, poring milk all over me.