<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

Last night I was watching a stand-up routine while my wife was working on a hobby project. I laughed a bunch at it and she was silent, but I figured she was just intently focused on her project. Afterwards it turned out she was fuming. She thought I believed all the satirically offensive things the comedian was saying. I obviously don't and tried to explain that it was satire and that's why it's funny. He was making a point by stating the opposite and I was laughing for that reason. I tried to use Colbert and other satire as an example.

She wouldn't have it. It honestly turned into one of the biggest fights we've had somehow and it's still simmering. I feel wounded because she thinks I'm some sort of anti-human rights monster and she feels mad because she thinks I've been hiding what I really think since I've known her. 

Please don't reply by saying "you shouldn't have watched that with her." I already know that now.
<bot>: My wife is mad because I laughed at satirical offensive comedy. She thinks I believe the opposite of what I do. How can I patch this over?