<human>: I'll try and keep this short and sweet reddit. I'm a 16 year old northern Irish boy. Reasonably liked by all but hey if Napoleon had enemies I must too. 
 Anyways, I know I'm going through puberty and all that stuff. I know that I live the normal teenage lifestyle for a northern irish teenager, "bita romancing, bita drinking, bita church on sunday for cleansing". I recently find that now when I am on my own, voices in my head do tend to pop up and say things. Sometimes it is just me calling myself a fool. Other times... it gets darker. They call me names and other nasty things. Also I sometimes do actions that I have no real control over like spasming and clawing my face or laughing/crying uncontrollably.
 I know this sounds like a little kid trying to sound edgy, or some little shit mining for karma. I'm not, I asked my friends and they just say I'm weird. I'd like an outside opinion that's all. Thanks to anyone who reads this

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<bot>: 16-year old boy hears voices in head when alone. Please tell me I'm normal (that's a joke I'm a lot cooler than normal)