<human>: So mine isn't too bad, but I know I'll have to keep it up for at least another 5 years if I don't want any repercussions for what I did. 
My friend invited me to go see musical comedian Bo Burnham last spring. Her and I are both huge fans and were over joyed with the fact that we had the chance to go see him live. Her parents were fine with it, but of course mine were not. They said that because I had a C in Spanish class, I didn't deserve to go. Yet they didn't know that this was the night that they were leaving to go on a trip to Germany. So I stole over 80 dollars from them and gave it to my friend to buy tickets. I came home from this awesome experience with a signed poster. I then had to lie about how I'd gotten it and I always had to be careful not to name meeting Bo with the other celebrities I have met or talk about it around them. My friend has slipped up before and we've had to make up more excuses and lies for why she slipped up.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: I stole over 80 dollars from my parents and lied to them about going to see Bo Burnham live and have to continue lying about it to this day.