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So I have something called sleep related eating disorder, which is exactly what it sounds like. A couple times a week I wake up and head straight to the kitchen and rapidly eat high caloric and strange foods while I'm asleep. It can be a bit of a bummer because I have devoured some pretty gourmet leftovers while I wasn't even awake to enjoy it.
I recently started dating this amazing guy, named Chase, and things have been going swimmingly. Fun fact about my sleep eating is that I usually only engage in it in my own home. So far I had only been staying over at Chase's place so I felt no need to confess to him the dark secret of my night binges.
Last Friday Chase and I go out for a few drinks before going back to his place. We do the deed and fall asleep. Now at some point during the night I got up, waltzed into his kitchen butt naked, and helped myself to the beautiful array of condiments in his fridge. Whenever it was that I finished I went back to bed and cuddled up to Chase.
The sun rises, alarm goes off, and chase rolls over to kiss me. But instead he shrieks and jerks back. He points at me and yells "you're bleeding, jesus what happened? It's all over the sheets!". I'm still trying to wake up and am now panicking too and a reach up to my face expecting to feel some sort of open wound. But the goo all over my face and chest is sticky. And smells like ketchup. And tastes like ketchup. It is in fact ketchup that is all over my face and now his pillow and bed sheets.
And to add insult to injury, apparently there was his roommates friend and girlfriend sleeping on the sofa in the living room for the night. I would have had to of walked through that living room to get to the kitchen, which doesn't have any partition or wall separating it from the living room. If I woke them up (which I guarantee I did with my turning on lights and clumsily fumbling around) then they would have seen me, a naked 20 something year old girl drown herself in ketchup.
<bot>: a few drinks made me feel a bit too comfortable at a new guys place. I sleep-eat ketchup out of a bottle while naked in front of strangers.