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We're remodelling our kitchen at the moment, and that means that we can't use a stove or an oven to prepare our meals. It's been all frozen dinners for the past few weeks. 

Today I decided to be a little adventurous by finding a way to make boiled eggs *in the microwave*. I put five eggs in a glass container with some water and put a lid on the top. Thinking ahead (heh), I didn't put the lid on tightly, to prevent pressure for building up in the glass container, which could cause an explosion. 

I put my egg making doo-dad in the microwave, started it up and went to do some homework. It took about 45 minutes for the water to even begin boiling. Not long after the boiling began, I heard a large explosion. I could smell something burning, so fearing the worst (THE EGGS ARE BURNING DOWN MY HOUSE) I bought one of the fire extinguishers I have stashed in my house. 

When I enter the kitchen I was greeted by the horrible stench of burning egg. You won't believe how bad it smelled; it's quite possibly the worst smelling thing I've had the pleasure of smelling all year (and I've smelled some horrible shit this year). Opening the microwave only made the stench worse... When I look inside of my still intact glass container, I see that there are four eggs (those of you who are paying attention would know that is one less then I had put in there).  I inspect the microwave carefully for any sign of my missing egg and discover tiny fragment all over the microwave. The explosion has obliterated one of the eggs. Thankfully my kitchen wasn't burning down (yes, I know most of you are probably disappointed). 

Anyways I threw away the eggs. My whole house smells like rotten eggs now. Hopefully the pizza guy doesn't notice when he comes.
<bot>: I have no oven or stove and decided to be adventurous by microwaving eggs. They exploded and now my whole house smells like eggs. I've ordered pizza in shame :(