<human>: So to start off with, I'm staying with my aunt and uncle for the summer before I go back to college. They live in a small town in south western Virginia, and are an old southern style conservative couple.

Last night I curled up in bed in my favorite pair of panties after some vodka shots and passed out. This morning my aunt walked in to wake me up and saw my pantie clad self draped across the bed. When she woke me up she demanded to know what I was doing wearing girls underwear, and I panicked, so I told her I had a girl over last night and she must have put them on me as a prank when I passed out (horrible lie I know, but I was panicking). My uncle burned my favorite pair of panties :( and now I'm grounded for having sex before getting married.

On Sunday they're taking me to church to talk to the pastor about the sin of pre-marital sex. I'm scared of being ostracized by them, or them telling the rest of my family I'm a sinner. I'm so embarrassed they caught me, and I lost my favorite lacy panties :'(, *and* I'm being taken to church to confront my "sins".

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: Got drunk/passed out while crossdressing, got caught by my conservative aunt, being taken to church on Sunday.