<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

I have a good chunk of it in each category, and I know many of you have much more. It's super duper easy for anyone of you to say "I don't care about karma at all" and ridicule me for admitting I do.

Well here's the thing: I don't give a fuck about it when I'm not on reddit. I only drool over it when I'm on reddit all night and F5-ing my links and comments in between tf2 matches or snack attacks. Why do I care at all then if my karma to me is like a used condom I can throw away after I'm done??

I don't care about any of your guys' approval or admiration. I see reddit as a place for me to bounce my thoughts and ideas off of to see how they do. If you think I'm funny/insightful/interesting, great! If not, I couldn't give a fuck if you downvote me and go check out something else that pertains to your interests. :D
<bot>: Why do some of us who "don't really care about karma" still care about karma...even if we won't admit it?