<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

About 2 years ago my buddy of 20+ years and his dad moved to another house about 20 min away. They currently use it for storage and nothing else. Around that time his dad told me he would pay me to mow the lawn when it needed it so he wouldn't have to haul a mower around. Awesome. Anyway the guy next to that house is a 28 year old complete douche. For example, widens his driveway to fit his big ass truck but parks it next door where I mow, calls the cops for anything. This one is a kicker, one time I was splitting some wood between the two houses and he came out screaming, claiming I left a foot print in his yard.

Hmmm. The guy loves his yard huh? My mowing procedure now is to wait until both surrounding neighbors mow their yards first. Now the fun begins. I lower my mower about 3/4-1" lower than his front yard so when I'm done it still looks like he needs to mow. Then raise it back to normal for the backyard. Now I know this drives this guy crazy, I've talked to his other neighbor ( she is cool) and she said she started mowing lower too and saw him come out and mow his yard again.

Enjoy your lawn until I mow, asshole.
<bot>: Mow a friends house every month about an inch lower than the neighbors yard, within 24 hrs. Drives him crazy and sometimes he mows again.