<human>: Technically last night...

 Went to my local watering hole with a female friend(just a friend). She had been cooped up for a while and just wanted to get out of the house. So we go to the easiest place, local bar that is generally just full of older gentlemen(it's a VFW hall). Cheap beers, free pool, super laid back atmosphere. It gets later in the evening and we get drunker and just when it looks like everything is going to wind down a group of younger folks stroll in, 3 girls and 2 guys.

 Friend takes this as a sign. She takes over the jukebox and starts dancing and taunting the girls to get them to dance as well. They start dancing and screwing around being sexy and just having fun. Attractive young blonde works her way over to me and starts grinding me, in my bar stool, pretty good. This is fantastic and I want to encourage more so decide I should say something a little dirty and playful to prime the pump. 

 I decide I'll say "Come on, you can do better than this" It will definitely work, she seems pretty competitive.

 What I actually say in my drunken stupor is **"Come on, you're better than this"**. In my effort to get her to continue making poor decisions I instead gave her a fatherly lecture. It had the obvious effect. My crotch was swiftly left in it's usual lonely state and she just went to sit down and drink. I've spent most of the last 24 hours replaying this in my head and fighting the urge to punch myself in the face.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: Told the hot chick enthusiastically grinding my crotch "You're better than this." and ruined my night and probably hers as well.