<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

Earlier today at work, I decided to post in TIFU about how I jizzed in a water bottle after a good wank and forgot to throw it out and how my mother re-used it to drink water. She thought our water filter was dirty. Anyways, the fuck up was that as I was finishing my post, my boss asked me if I could move my car, because he was in a hurry and my car blocked his. So I rushed to move my car, but little did I realize I forgot to minimize my window. As I came in, my boss gave me a concerned look, pulled me to the back, and told me to use a sock next time...
<bot>: I fucked up by forgetting to minimize my browser at work and having my boss see my post. I am deleting my history after this post.. fml