<human>: Disclaimer: my boyfriend and I have a bit of a weird sex life. We were having a bath today and the whole sex in a large bath thing was a bit hilarious with sloshing water and odd positions so we decided to start making manatee noises. This led us both to wonder if rule 34 applies and there's actually any manatee porn out there. Not involving real manatees, but just people having sex in water acting like manatees. Any insight would be greatly appreciated. 

Also, fun fact: the resonant frequency of boobs appears to change under water. We also did extensive testing of whether boobs had enough buoyant force to completely counteract their weight underwater. More tests are needed to be certain.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: Had a manatee mating session in the bath and wonder if there's any porn out there of the same thing.