<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So as this wasn't today but a couple weeks back, but anyways our tale begins with me and a girl I like hanging out at the park, I already knew she just wanted to be friends and I was cool with that. 
So she's Longboarding around on the sidewalk going back and forth as I'm sitting in the grass, I get bored and stand up and start walking and have a sudden idea. She was going pretty slow towards me and so I turn, put my foot out like a dick and she starts to fall forward so I catch her (I'm not a total dick) but when I go to catch her I full on cup her boob... and I didn't notice I was doing this until she pointed it out. She was cool about it but now keeps giving me a hard time about what she calls the smoothest move she's ever seen in her life.
<bot>: tripped friend grabbed her boob, now she thinks I'm either the smoothest guy ever or it was an accident.