<human>: On my 21st birthday I thought it would be fun to steal a champagne glass for a souvenir of my birthday. I put it in my back pocket and was so drunk I forgot about it. I sat down in my friends car for a ride home. We all were getting out of a car when we arrived at home, someone noticed the back of my pants were covered in blood. I was blacked out at this point and do not remember any of this. My friends decided to duck tape my wounds instead of taking me to the hospital and get stitches. I woke up the next morning wondering why my ass cheek hurt and covered in duck tape. I still have the scar and its fun to explain the story behind it.

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<bot>: 21st birthday drinking, Got Drunk, Stole a Glass, Sat on it, Cut my ass cheek, Woke up with my ass Duck taped.