<human>: I have my second court date in 8 hours for having an unmowed lawn. My public defender told me she'd never seen anything so ridiculous before. To make things even better, it's a misdemeanor, and almost all of the people in court were there for domestic violence or assault. The back story is, a "friend" who was at my house decided to try to steal over $5000 worth of stuff from my friend and I while we were In a different room. He went through both of our rooms, and my friends bag, which was right next to her unconscious body and placed all ofcthe items in our back yard to attempt to sneak through our side gate. He was caught by my roommate and politely kicked out of our house. This all took place at around 5:30am and everyone was either passed out or hammered at that point. My friend noticed one of cameras missing from his room and not in the back yard, so he ran after the "friend" to get it back. He failed to find him anywhere (the "friend" was walking home, as he has no car and lives somewhat close) so he came back to our house, only to find the scumbag trying to sneak through our side gate in an attempt to steal the stuff he had piled up. There's a confrontation outside, my friend comes into the house, and Scumbag punches and breaks our front door window. My roommate grabs a stick and breaks two of his front teeth, scumbag enters house yelling about how he was just assaulted and is a minor (he's not). Roommate calls the cops, he gets arrested, scumbag supervisor cop comes, gives my roommate and I  a speech about how he doesnt like either of us because he's been to our house before and arrested me (different story). Calls us both idiots and after 2 hours of scumbag-cop BS, writes us both tickets for having an unmowed lawn, along with a "broken window" ticket (the window scumbag broke) and a "missing window" ticket. The "missing window" was an open window with an air conditioner poorly placed on it. One hour later, I see the scumbag "friend" on Facebook.

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<bot>: Scumbag friend attempts grand theft and breaks window, scumbag cops let him go and give me ticket for broken window and unmowed lawn.