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Soo mandatory message: This happened yesterday evening..

I had just left work and was walking down the high street when I realised I was going to miss my train, so I decided to peg it. (Peg= run very fast). Now there was this family in front of me and being the kind and considerate family they are, they decided to spread out all 6 of them in a line across the high street. So I had to overtake them....here's my FU.

Upon overtaking them, I hadn't seen a little middle aged lady walking the other way with her head engrossed into a book. One thing leads to another and I collide with her and she goes flying. I then go red in the face with embarrassment and pick her up along with her book, make sure she is okay and then make my train just in time.
<bot>: Ran into a middle aged women due to the fact I was overtaking a family and she was to busy getting aroused by 50 Shades of Grey.