<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

One night when I was 17, my parents had gone out of town for a family funeral but i had school the next day. I was home with my brother and this girl who was interested in me. We were all watching TV together and she said hey lets go to your room and watch a movie. So we did, sorta (mind you i was 17 and there was music on in the background. Oh the horrors, it was Marilyn Manson's Holywood). We started watching Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. 

During the movie we continued chatting. This lead to the coversation about sex, and i said I wasn't interested in sex because i was still a virgin and was saving it for that special someone. Conversation continued.

Fast forward 30 minutes and she starts making out with me, and we eventually played a game- a race to see who could get naked the fastest! (This game is actually rather successful in getting girls naked) Turns out, I won and my prize was making out on top of her. *Naked.* So there we were in my bedroom, butt ass naked, making out to "We are the knights who say 'Ni!!,'"  shrubberies and the loving sounds of Marilyn Manson. Then it happened. 

"Wait a sec, Am i inside of *you*?"

'Yes, are you okay with that?"

"Well, i wasn't ready for it, but now that its happened we can't stop here!"

Not even 5 minutes after the deed began, her mom calls. Heather answered the phone and she had to go home. I didn't even get off. What a waste of a v-card i thought.

Anyways, a couple of days later my eldest brother guilt trips me into making her my girlfriend. It didn't last too much longer after that.
<bot>: I was guilt-tripped into dating the girl i lost my virginity to. Should have known it wouldn't have worked. Fuck, I lost my v-card while watching Monty Python and listening to Marilyn Manson.