<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

Ok so this was a couple of years ago actually.
I was on college campus with my colleagues, just speaking about something from class. There's about 5 of us in a circle, including this one hot but totally full if herself girl.
As it sometimes happens, the conversation started to drift into something that doesn't concern me, and so to entertain myself I start thinking of something else, possibly work related.
My mind is now traveling deep into a mayonnaise of thoughts, like a boat in a calm river.
But suddenly... I feel a piercing stare. Like it was going through me like a bullet between my eyeballs. I drift back into reality and find the girl looking at me, with the most disgusted look I have ever seen. I mean it looked like she could be drowning in a river of shit and still not be as disgusted.
It took me a while to understand what was going on... As it turns out, in my absent-minded voyage, my eyes rolled over to her *babylons* and didn't move. It wasn't even on purpose, but I think she registered that moment for the rest if her life and I felt really really bad after that.

I'm pretty sure the word spread out that I was a perv like measles at an unvaccinated kids school.

She avoided contact at all costs after that until graduation.
<bot>: was staring into infinity, obnoxious hot girls badonkadonks were in the way, felt need to self-register on sex offender list.