<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

Hello reddit,

This FU is happening right now! Throwaway for reasons you'll get to know...

So i just started med school this winter and we got the first anatomy test next week. It is tons of stuff to learn and today I got free at noon so i decided to have a day of furios learning. 

Because I got up at 6:30 am and i am generally a pretty tired person, I decided to drink a coffee to keep me awake while learning. Thing is I like coffee a lot and having in my had that i can pump myself with coffein for a few days to have more learning effect would be okay if I stop drinking it after the test, I drank a few more cups over the time of 4 hours. I know that coffee is having a laxative effect on the body but I usually got that going well, I can drink some cups of coffee and maybe I have one extra shit but thats it. 

But today I forgot about one thing. 
Because I am kinda sneezy and sick in the past days I take a spoon of sugar + eucalyptus-oil every morning and evening. 
Eucalyptus is also irritating the stomach. The full combo of 5 cups of coffee today + 6 spoons of eucalyptus in the last 3 days brings me to now: im sitting on the toilet since 40 minutes and its not stopping. I got myself a bottle of water to counter the loss of body water in between and a book to learn. Seems like i got a new desk here now. I'm sure this test will be awesome.
<bot>: used eucalyptus-oil for days to slowly irritate my stomach, then finished him with a very effective laxative.