<human>: So this was a couple weeks ago but I'm only now able to see the humour in it.

It was every server's nightmare, I had a near packed bar and was working solo. Not to brag, but I was killing it! I was upbeat and perky, tables were being served in a timely manner, and food was coming up quick and delicious. I'd say all my tables were having a good time, besides my regulars. They can be a handful when it gets busy and I tend to serve them last as I know they will still come back everyday. So I had just made a round of the room, stopped to punch in some orders, and poured the beers my regulars were so desperately waiting for. I'd say they had been empty for at least five minutes which is an eternity to those booze hounds. I had a couple other beers to drop off first and that's where the FU happened.

Armed with a tray full of pints (including one smelly clam eye aka Beeriod) I entered the floor. I had to stop at table 16 before dropping off the regulars long awaited beers. Table 16 had some questions for me, so I positioned my body so I was between the tray and the two sweet old ladies. I'm not sure how it happened, but the tray tipped. All those beers (including the smelly clam eye) toppled over sending a wave of beer all over the one lady. Absolutely mortifying. 

The regulars were pretty upset, yelling about beer abuse, "Call the cops!". The beer soaked woman was staring at me in disbelief. I had a wet customer and floor, the regulars still sitting empty, and about ten other tables that still needed to order food or drinks or be set up for their meals. 

In the end it all worked out. I discounted the ladies' meals, the regulars did eventually get their beers, and the rest of the tables felt so bad for me they gave me amazingly high tips. Oh and I did not start bawling, I'm no amateur after all. I've been having nightmares about it ever since though. And am avoiding using trays as much as possible. Oh and I'm still dealing with flack from the regulars "Look out! Here comes Reekika with a tray of drinks!".

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<bot>: Servers be clumsy, WATCH, THE F***, OUT. Unless you enjoy eating while wet, cold, and smelling of Clamato and beer.