<human>: So I fucked up bad a few minutes ago.
I decided it would be a good idea to wax my butthole for my boyfriend as a little surprise. I had bought waxing stripes that are specially shaped for intimate areas.

I waxed in bed because my night stand lamp is the brightest light in the room and looking at my "intimate areas" was easier when lying down.

After using the first wax stripe I put it behind me on a towel, sticky side up. BIG mistake. After using the second one I turned around and couldn't find the first waxing stripe. After looking around to check if I might have put it somewhere else a nasty realisation crept up my spine.

I stroked my hand down my ponytail just to find the waxing stripe sticking to the tips of my hair. 

I've been washing it and comping the tips for an hour now and my hair still feels dry and waxy. It's horrible. I tried everything I could come up with but it's still gross.

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<bot>: Tried to wax my butthole in bed. Ended up with a freaking waxy mess in my hair tips. Still can't get it completely out.*