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A few years ago one of my friends was pregnant.
We were sat round in our group of friends talking about her and brooding as girls do.

I have quiet a black/morbid sense of humour, so at that time I used to respond to people asking "where's this person" when I had absolutely no idea with "he's dead".

Back to this girl - she was talking about her baby and saying " she's not moved in a while, don't know what's going on". On reflex I said "maybe she's dead" to which all my friends reacted with "that's horrible, why did you say that!"

Anyway a few hours later I come home, and my friend messages me on Facebook chat - "been to see the midwife, baby's coming out on Saturday. Stillborn"

Needless to say I never answered with "maybe they're dead" as a morbid joke ever again.
<bot>: suggested friends baby wasn't moving because she was dead as a sick joke. Turns out I was right. Felt awful