<human>: So this FU actually happened Friday. I work at a business forms manufacturing plant and I have really long hair. Now I know, usually long hair and machinery don't mix, but when I'm working I put it up in a ponytail, and if I'm getting close to any rollers or anything I put it up in my hat, safety first and all that. 

Anyways, my machine uses glue and I had a spot on my glue pattern that wasn't transferring right. Usually it's a piece of glue stuck somewhere, and this was no different. So I went to fix it, usually doesn't require getting into the machine and can be fixed while running without putting yourself in danger. As I was getting up, my head is violently yanked backwards and I hear my paper web snap as my head hits the machine. Searing pain followed by my machine stopping occurred. I got up cursing like a drunk sailor, and look at what devastation my hair has wrought on my machine. Paper web is broken, paper is everywhere, I'm gonna have to re web it(which is a royal PITA...) and then I notice the blood. Not a lot, but enough to make me feel the back of my head, which is bleeding pretty good. Didn't pull much hair out, just cracked my skull pretty good. Ended up needing three stitches as well. Thankfully the machine was fine though, other than needing to be webbed up again.

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<bot>: I'm a hippie man-child with long hair, and my machine decided it didn't like my hair and I should bleed for my sins.