<human>: So the SO and I are in Ecuador on vacation and we are flying out to Panama City and 6 am the following morning. We've been on a bit of a day drunk and he's tired and I'm bored. I decide to wander off to an internet cafe where I end up meeting some fun travellers and we head off to a bar. We drink more and more.. and more. Fast forward I'm stumbling around and I can't find the condo we are renting for the life of me. I'm trying to ask around my Spanish is lousy and slurring. Eventually SO finds me outside a block away and he is PISSED! rightly so. It is 2am. We discover I've lost my iphone. It has all my vacation pics and some nudie pics of me on it...We head back and we go to sleep for a bit after a lot of yelling. We sleep a little late as we're hungover and he sends me down to ask the doorman to call us a cab. I assume because of my terrible Spanish he doesn't. The airport is an hour away. The SO manages to get us a cab called after we wait awhile but by the time we get to the airport it's 15 minutes before departure so we can't leave. They also do not sell tickets to Panama at the airport. We have to take another cab all the way back and then I manage to find tickets for oh, only $500 each for the 1.5 hour flight. Several hours later we head back to airport.  When we get home to Canada I discover $1100 in fraudulent charges have accrued on my phone despite my reporting it stolen.

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<bot>: TIFU by getting drunk, missing my flight, adding another $2500 onto my vacation expenses and scaring my SO. FML.