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Just a little background. This week is the beginning of the summer term in my post grad degree. Me and my mate study a quantitative degree in finance decided to take a finance elective (optional module) which deviates a lot from what we normally do. The university gives us flexibility so that in the first 2 weeks, we can choose to change our modules if we dislike our current ones.

So yesterday we attended this lecture. We didn't understand a thing the professor was on about (so much abbreviations used) and by the end of it, we know it will be a lot of work for us to catch up with other class mates who are from other courses with backgrounds especially for this elective. We wanted to change our module.

This is when I fucked up. We were sitting away from each other in the lecture and were talking through Facebook messenger. 

Quotes from the conversation : 

"Fuck!!!! I am not sure if taking this course anymore"
"Exactly!!!! I know he hates risk students"
"He didn't even start with the basic!!! Mother fucker"

And then......

"Dootchbarg ur iPad is left in the classroom"

By this time the lecture was over. The professor found my ipad and returned it to the administration office. The Ipad is locked btw... Thank god. My friend was informed because his name was on the lockscreen (the ipad synced our conservation and we texted through the phone so it accumulated on the ipad) and that was when he informed me it was lost. If the professor did see the conversation, he knows my friends name and he knows my face (I was sitting at the front row). 
I'm currently on a waiting list to move to another module I found more suitable. But I'm still considering on staying because it will definitely give me a new dynamic perspective in finance. If I do decide to stay, I'm definitely sitting in the back row next week.
<bot>: First week of class. Shit talk with friend on fb about the lecture. It synced to ipad. Professor found ipad. Deciding what to do with my life.