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This actually just happened a couple hours ago, but it began a couple of weeks ago. 

So I was having a regular shitty day, with homework to do and a long shift ahead. So I thought a nice thing to do to have a better time is to bring chocolate milk because that shit is liquid heaven. So I poured some into one of those fancy insulated travel mugs, the really nice kind with a button that opens the drink-hole, and locked it shut.  

I get to work, and it's a busy day and in my efforts to stay awake on the job I completely forget the little gift I packed for myself. 

Fast forward another two weeks, and I'm cleaning my place before I go away for the holidays. I come across this bloody mug, that I've left on the ground and procrastinated cleaning because I know it's gonna just smell so, so, bad.

So I'm standing at the sink, and I'm trying to open the friggen mug. Now if you're disgusting like me, you've left something in a bottle in the fridge before and seen how it slowly expands the bottle as the liquid ferments, until the bottom pops out and sides are all puffy. Well, it turns out chocolate milk in an airtight stainless steel container will expand and create a pressurized can, because as soon as I shifted that lid, it popped off (insert loud POP sound effect here) and the lid jumped out of my hand. My newly cleaned kitchen was then showered in the sourest shit I've ever seen. If Chewbacca ate copious amounts of tuna and had diarrhoea, that's what it would look like. Imagine Poseidon's dick cheese and you'd have the texture and smell about right.  My sink is going to reek for days now. Clean your dishes, folks.
<bot>: put some chocolate milk in a travel mug and forgot it for a couple weeks. Opened it and released a small demon.