<human>: Preferably something that isn't when you were 5 years old and your mom told you about it.

When I was about 14, me and my best friend, for some reason thought it was time we bought condoms(I know, naive.). He already had sex before with his girlfriend however, I did not, so we went to the pharmacy and get condoms, we bought it together, then we went to a small supermarket to get something to eat and noticed they sold condoms here too but for much cheaper, so my friend had the idea of buying some for himself so he could sell them at 10times the price at his school(Naivety is profitable) so I went with him to the cashier. After all this happened, I just realised that in the eyes of both the pharmacists and the cashier, what they just saw were 2 14 year old kids buying an above average amount of condoms together, probably trying to be open about their homosexuality. OH GOD WHYY?!

Fun fact: I'm 17 and I still have the condoms I bought 3 years ago. Foreveralone.jpeg

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Went to buy lots of condoms with friend. Made us look llike we were openly homosexual and trying to tell everyone me and him have sex all the time.