<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

Like so many others this TIFU happened before, about a month ago. 
I was on vacation in a 16+ story hotel and wanted to use an elevator trick where you push the floor you want and the door close button at the same time and then hold them until the door closes and it brings you straight to your floor. I try it and it doesnt work because I pushed 12 and my brother pushed 14, we stop around floor 5. 2 blond girls walk in and I ask what floor they're going to. They said 14, and without thinking, I say "not anymore!" and do the trick. I thought it would take me to my floor and skip theirs. It didn't. We stop 1 floor furthur up and they just fast walk out of there. After a few hours I realize what I said and tell my bro and we just bust out laughing.
<bot>: try to use the elevator trick but just creep out 2 blonds and they ran out of the elevator on the next floor.