<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

For several years my boyfriend and I were just friends. Yet when we moved a few countries away, we realized that being "just friends" wasn't enough and began a long distance relationship. 

We have been long distance relationship for over a year now and eventually got to spend our summer together. During that time I had the best sex, oral and fingering I have ever experienced in my life... Everything was perfect, except for the kissing.

Previous to our relationship he had only kissed 3 girls, and would brag about their reactions once in a while.. In turn I was pretty excited. When he kisses he places all his lips over mine and just "sucks", it's similar to how I've always kissed but instead of our lips being interlocked it feels like mine are in a vacuum-lock. 

I tried hinting that I was used to kissing in a different manner, suggesting we could try it.. But that didn't work, so for the 2 months I just got used to the weird kissing style.

1. How are you meant to kiss? Is he in the right, is it a vacuum cleaner style?
1. How do I tell my boyfriend he is terrible at kissing? Or rather how do I get him to improve
<bot>: My boyfriend kisses like a vacuum cleaner, I don't need crumbs to disappear from my face as I would rather have a proper snog.