<human>: two films released within weeks aliens stefano spielberg and john carpenters thing to them and one heartfelt people worldwide even though thing debuted first people enticed by spielbergs warm fuzzy feel good alien fable remained away thing droves by it's hard to see why two dimensionally opposed ideas shaped by chubby little cheeks still beating heart uncompromisingly harsh film paints a lifeless alien creature something purely determined to destroy us but guess what ; viewers feel a much better prospect than things swollen with slimey pussycats covered in sweaty salivary bursts of flesh its taken time thing gone by substantial amount of public attention should be something rare for example superior remake takes best quality classics and reinvents them in startling imaginative ways even when carpenter's job is making every film equal to genres showrunner that aliens or even rarer carpenters film follows same source material faithfully another world war keeps antarctica's perfect setting perfect backdrop for heightened sense of isolation while biting into thin characterisation makes the film seem richer and more convincingly scary than its predecessors even though it's far from being a classic because it misses the mark by far as well as defining certain characters and situations in a way that makes them seem less human and more like carpenters than actors or even worse than their predecessors ; the frequent carpenter collaborator kurt russell is no longer successful at escape from new york city and casts one carpenter as the hero of a futuristic space station that malfunctions and flies around the world trying to solve mysteries ; a freckled husky bears no resemblance to a human or even a squirming husky; a hungry hare eats ice cubes and a hunchback sneers at the prospect of a deadly plague that kills a thousand men and women and ends up consuming enough to create a worldwide horde of hungry carpenters and hares who are capable of taking care of mundane things like rusting cars or rusting sewers and slurring up corpses and burying them in ice cream and squal
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