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This happened a long time ago but it was so stupid I decided to share. So when I was about 13, my family and I moved into our new house and we didn't have furniture for our basement just yet except our old rocking chair. So I sat in it with my legs crossed while watching TV for about 2-3 hours without getting up. One of my feet started to get the tingly feeling when its about to fall asleep so I thought it would be a great idea to see how long I can make the feeling last. After about 10 mins my other foot started falling asleep and I thought it was funny so I just sat there not moving. After ~5 mins it felt like both my entire legs fell asleep and I thought it was hilarious until I had the sudden urge to pee. I didn't know what to do so I just sat there for a while until I had to go REALLY bad. So I tried to get up but then I collapsed on the ground because I couldn't move my legs and I was laughing so much I ended up peeing myself and creating a big wet mark on the carpet.
<bot>: sat in a rocking chair too long, both legs fell asleep, had to pee, tried to get up, fell, pissed myself on the floor.