<human>: So me being a light-weight half asian Jew college freshman started out drinking for the first time at school. After getting pretty drunk and having fun the first couple of weeks I decided to join the frisbee team. As some of you may know, we like to party... a lot but being all innocent and scrawny, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. Anyway, after about a month of playing and hanging out with the team, I am invited to go see a concert with a couple of the seniors and the captains in the city. Being very excited, we go despite the fact a huge party is going on with our team on campus. We go and have fun and come back and are ready to party. As some of you also know playing catch up fucks you up big time. Double fisting natty lite after natty lite I end up in a senior's apartment doing car bombs. We did a ton, and by a ton I mean like 6-7 of chocolate milk tasting goodness after a ton of natty. Low and behold being a light-weight I black the Fuck out after the third one and can't remember anything that happened to me. 

The next morning I miraculously wake up in my own bed with only my boxers on. As I stumble towards the bathroom at the end of the hall, I notice a disgusting stain on the floor. Paying no attention to it I hop over it and whisper to myself how gross and immature someone has to be to pee in the hall. As I walk in the bathroom one of my hallmates is there brushing his teeth. He turns and stares at me as if I was on fire. He then informs me that I wandered into his room last night while slithering (yes I said slithering) like a snake and began to pee on all of his shit. He then had to walk me back to my room where I puked straight chocolate and put me to bed. Later however, I had apparently walked back to his room to piss all over his door and the hallway. Shocked and embarrased I apologize and walk to his room to clean up the mess I had made. Luckily he thought it was Damn near hilarious.

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<bot>: I blacked out and pissed all over this kids room, puked car bombs and peed on his door in the same night