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First time posting here, but thought this was well deserved.
So my prom was last night, and I went with this guy who I've been seeing for a while. I did my hair, got a kick ass dress, heels, basically the whole nine yards. 
We go to the dance, have a great time, and then decide we want to go have a little sexy time fun. By a lake. At like midnight. His idea.
So we're sitting there, all horny and stupid, and he starts just....going to town on me? Idk the euphemisms of today. He fingers me. But what he doesn't know.... Is that I'm a complete and total virgin, and absolutely NO ONE has done that. So, my cherry pops, as they say, and then there's blood everywhere. All over my dress and his hands and I'm so fucking embarrassed that instead of saying something, I stood up, walked to his car and cried. I know, I'm really cool.
<bot>: tried to lose *some* part of my virginity on prom night, ended up bleeding all over my date and crying, now waiting to see if he calls.