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I recently moved into a house with four of my friends. Three of these friends I've known for years, because we all grew up on the same island. The "new guy", so to speak, is my roommate's Russian boyfriend Yaroslav. He's a super chill stoner with an open mind, but apparently a few things can get lost in translation sometimes.

Looking back, a few weeks ago we were all getting high in the living room and my boyfriend kissed me. Yaro goes, to nobody in particular, "Well, THAT was kinda weird," and left the room. He's eccentric though, nobody even questioned what he meant. A few days after that, he was sitting on the toilet in the morning and called his girlfriend over and asks, "Man...CleverReference and alzabba are brother and sister, aren't they?" His girlfriend laughed so hard she almost puked.

Turns out he thought he heard someone say we were related before and that just stuck. I was incredulous when I heard he thought this, because my boyfriend and I don't really hide our affection. When questioned about it, he just said, "Well, I only ever saw you guys hug really...I knew he stayed over a few nights a week, but I thought you were just close!"

I thanked him for still being so nice to me - both of us - the whole time he thought I was screwing my brother. All he said was, "I'm open-minded, you know? Who am I to judge?"

Funny stuff. What very wrong conclusions have people drawn about you Reddit?
<bot>: My roommate thought I was having sex with my brother, still shared his weed with me and was generally a good guy about it.