<human>: Alright so a package arrived at my house a week and a half ago. It wasn't for me-- it was for some lady whose name I've never seen before. I wrote "return to sender" on it, and left it in my mailbox, but nothing happened for 10 days.

Last night my friends and I got drunk. A friend opened the package using his drunk powers and-- oh God! -- there's an iPhone 4 inside.

I've tried everything I can to get the phone to this girl. I don't have her real address, but there was a number written on the iPhone box that I tried calling from a payphone, texting using AIM, and reverse-looking-up on White Pages. Turns out the number is not registered to anybody.

I'm considering one of two options, and I'll explain my rationale for each:

1) Keeping the iPhone. Technically, it is FedEx's fault for not obtaining a signature upon delivery. Obviously I'm exploiting some delivery guy's ineptitude, and more than likely, Apple's axe will fall on FedEx, not me. I'm certain the woman-customer will get a replacement phone from Apple, and Apple will hold FedEx responsible for the damages.

2) Calling Apple and seeing what they can do. This seems like the (mostly) morally correct thing to do, except I'm worried that it will get me in trouble, and that it might be unnecessary at this point, as a replacement phone for this woman would be on the way.

Can any of you guys lend any insight? I've already looked up a few things about Apple's tracking technology (they can't trace me if I don't use it as a phone), and about federal mailing laws (packages sent via FedEx are not protected by federal law), but what about APPLE'S policies? Are they gonna burn me if I try to contact them? Is it even worth the risk?

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<bot>: came across an iPhone in the mail. All attempts to get it to its original owner have failed. What do I do?