<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

Took this pretty cute girl out on a date last week. Met her on Tinder, so didn't have much hope… but we ended up clicking. We split a small pizza and got gelato afterwards. Date went great and even planned our second date right then and there (girl loves watching NBA and is a Utah Jazz fan… Awesome!  Luckily I had tickets to an upcoming game).

Anyway, fast forward to today (6 days before second date with girl #1) and I match with this other girl on Tinder (girl #2).  While checking out girl #2's photos, there was girl #1!  Same photo that Girl #1 used in her profile actually.  Hilarious, right?

Girl #1 didn't think so.

Sent a screenshot to girl #1 with the tagline, "May the best girl win hahahaha." She didn't get the "joke"… thinking about it again, I don't get the joke either.  I'm an idiot. 

Looks like I'm going solo to the Jazz game now.  FML.
<bot>: Matched with the best friend of a cute girl I took out via Tinder.  Sent screenshot to her and basically signed my own death warrant.