<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

To give you some backstory, I'm in a somewhat of a long distance relationship with my girlfriend. I'm going to visit her for her birthday next month, and she's been asking for a vibrator. So, me, being the charmer that I am, ordered a vibrator from an online shop to bring to her. 

Fast forward to today, I got the notice that my package had arrived at the local drugstore in the mail centre. So I'm walking down, texting her like "hey babe!! your vibrator came in!". I check in at the counter, give the mail lady my ID and she hands me not one, but two parcels.. One was smaller and in one of those packing peanut padded (tongue twister) brown envelops, but taped to that was a big box. I said thank you, and started my walk back to my flat. On the way home I was thinking "christ, this is a bit heavy isnt it?". When I get home and immediately open the mystery box thinking it was maybe something I ordered but forgot, or maybe a free gift that came with the vibrator... I opened the box to be met with piercing blue eyes and a devious grin..  I continued to open it with caution, and flipped the contents out onto my bed. First: "Vaginal tightening cream". The Second: "Super Cock". I called my girlfriend immediately, giggling like a school girl and explained to her what had happened, she told me to carry on and open that box. I was met with a 11" monster sized realistic dildo. This isn't your average little sam, peeping tom dildo.. No, this thing was bigger than a 2L bottle and had the girth of a 1L bottle. 

Now I'm a guy living alone in a flat with a monster sized dildo by accident.
<bot>: Ordered vibrator online for my girlfriend, another persons package came with it, recieved a 11" realistic dildo.