<human>: This happened about 45 minutes ago. I'm still trying to figure put how to tell my fellow reddit people. I'm also on my cell so bare with me.

I should give a tiny bit of background before I start. I'm 18 years old and female. Now that we have that out of the way time for the fu. 

I was feeling a little horny so I decided to do the only thing I could think of, pleasure myself. As I am it feels normal and I feel like I was going to "finish" but didn't so I just decided to stop. I laid on my bed for a second before getting up to pee like I usually do after. I turned on the light and looked down.... and I saw the most horrible thing. Blood. It was like a damn crime scene and it was EVERYWHERE. On my tan sheets and my white ones right under that. (Thank the holy mother nature fairy that it didn't get on my actual bed). I got up and took the sheets off and showered immediately. Will be washing the sheets in the morning right when I wake up. 

Nothing like this has ever happened before and I am so embarrassed but oh well. At least I can post on reddit and no one will know.

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<bot>: masturbated, got my period unexpectedly, crime scene on my bed, showered and cleaned everything. Damn mother nature.