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So, while I was in the shower I decided it'd be a good time to fap. I then had to rely on memories and imagination. I began to think of people I would like to have sex with. I also imagine scenarios where I would hook up with them. I then began to think of the times I've had sex with different exes. I then began to think of a particular ex that I haven't thought of in years.

 I imagined that we bumped into each other, then caught up on each other's lives. Then I imagined that we actually hooked up again for old times sake. (This is all going on in my head while fapping, mind you.) During my imagination of the intercourse with my ex, I thought of people she may have been with after me. 

In my imagination while we're having sex, she reveals that she has herpes (I still continue to fap because I've already put time and effort into it). I then thought of pregnant women with herpes. I wondered if the effect of having herpes while being pregnant would effect the child (whether it be the herpes itself or the medication the woman must take to treat it). I then imagined a baby being birthed covered in herpes sores then... BOOM I came.

I've never felt so disgusatisfied in my life.

Which brings me back to my question. Reddit, have you ever had weird mid-fap thoughts?
<bot>: Fapped in shower. Thought of ex with herpes. Then thought of babies covered in herpes sores and came at that moment.