<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

This happened the other day, but I couldn't post for it wasn't the weekend and it involves jerking it. So It was a normal night, 3 in the morning and I decide "Fuck it, let's jerk it before I go to sleep." As I opened ol' reliable google, my ex pops into my head. So I google her, find a few pictures on google. My dicks out. I stare at my hand. I stare at her beautiful face, her long hair, her beautiful nose, everything about her perfect. I then...start to cry, I can't stop crying, I lost something special, some one I loved, and it was all my fault, I then proceeded to cry and read our old messages until I fell asleep. Why'd I have to fuck up?
<bot>: Went to wank, ended up looking at my ex, did not clean up the liquid I had originally intended to use.