<human>: Long time lurker, first time poster. This FU started a few days ago and will potentially reach its peak in a couple days. So I'm in college and for this science fiction literature class I'm in we had to choose an outside text to do a short report on. Easy, I pick a book, done. I don't actually have the book, but hey, that's what Amazon is for. So I go order it and get a couple extra things to get free shipping because my free Amazon Student trial just expired *sobs*. Now, I'm an avid knife collector so of course anytime I buy something I think "You know what would go great with that? A knife!" Not to mention that it's almost my spring break so there's a perfect opportunity to ship it to my house and not have to wait forever to unbox it. So it's on over to BUDK to add a little more to my collection, including a cheap 20" dagger (and a Condor Bushlore for all you knife collectors out there who are complaining about the quality of my purchase). A few days later I get the regular email from UPS about how they shipped my package, blah blah blah, and I glance at it to make sure the delivery date is right, the usual stuff. Then I notice that they got my address wrong, so I was understandably pissed because that undoubtedly meant that my order would be delayed. Then it slowly dawns on me. Fuck. I put my college address in the shipping information. As in, I just had several large and extremely illicit weapons shipped to my college. Fuuuuuuuuuuck. It might not be a problem except for the fact that the postal service sends emails to students when they get a package, including who it's from, and it's from one of the largest knife distributors out there so there's a decent chance someone's going to recognize it and possibly report it. It's suppose to get here Wednesday, so I guess I'll find out how well people know this website pretty soon. But don't worry reddit, I'm a responsible adult and I know what to do if I'm confronted about it. Stare them in the eyes and pee on them to assert my dominance.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Tried to buy some stuff online to pick up at my house over spring break, ended up shipping a box full of knives to my college.