<human>: This is a long one. So first up, I was supposed to be on vacation this week with my parents at a lovely cabin near a lake. Their well malfunctioned Sunday, so it was already gonna be kinda dicey. Then the SO ended up with the flu; so vacation cancelled. I figure, Ok, we're all good. I can at least pick up the house!   

So I load all the recycle into the Jeep. And then the child safety lock on the back passenger doors malfunctions, so I go to reset it. No dice. I go to look at the other door to see how it's set up- and then bust that door as well with my anger. So now I have a Jeep full of stinky recyling, with 2 doors that won't close.   

So grab the bungies!!! I bungie the doors closed and drive off, all sketchy-kie to the recycle return place. At the recycle place, I somehow forget how rednecked up my bungie job is, and I release the bungies with a satisfactory snap!    

And.. the metal end of a bungie whips up and absolutely shatters the back window. A man parked nearby me, looks over, and just ... smiles.

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<bot>: I broke a car door trying to fix another car door, bungies the mess together and broke a window. But hey, the recycling has been returned.