<human>: So my fuck up starts like this: As a result of breaking up with my longtime, high school girlfriend and the debilitating depression that followed, shaving my *delicates* became the least of my concern. I neglected to shave them for around three months until I began to start dating again just recently. 

I knew that in order for me to be sexually active, I had to eradicate the Fangorn Forest that had been cultivating in  my nether region for quite some time. I had always shaved in the shower and let the remnants go down the drain, and I wasn't about to break tradition. After I had become freshly shaven, the aftermath ended up clogging the shower drain. The drain itself was a linear, circular drain like [this] so it was impossible to physically unclog it unless I unscrewed and removed the frame. My initial thought was to use draino but summer vacation laziness kicked in and I neglected to get around to it. Instead of showering there, I used the spare hallway bathroom for a number of days. 

My parents noticed this and questioned what was wrong with my shower and I gave them the old BS of "I like the hallway shower better" or the occasional "Uhhh.." Eventually, my father grew annoyed with my new bathing routine and decided to discover why I found my bathroom so inadequate early one morning while I was asleep. I guess he discovered the source of stagnant water near the drain because he was then prompted to grab his tool kit and address the clog.

As I groggily walked into my bathroom to brush my teeth, I walked in on my father with gloves and a bucket, grabbing bundles of soggy, damp pubes and infuriatingly thrusting them into the bucket. I felt ill as I looked upon my father's rage stricken face, pubes clenched in his yellow-gloved hands. Still recovering from morning fatigue, I stupidly tried to remedy the situation and said, "It's armpit hair, I swear!" He didn't even pause.

He took one more sopping glob of pubes, turned on the bath faucet, and walked out of the room without a word, full bucket of pubes in hand. I feel disgusting and devastated.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: I neglected to unclog my pube filled shower drain, so my father unclogged it for me with silent rage.