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I need to get my two buddies something for Christmas, but I'm on an EXTREME fucking budget. My one friend, as far as I know, painted me something. Nothing crazy, just probably something funny. My other friend, also as far as I know, got me a whole case of Gold Peak Green Tea with from his cafeteria at school with the extra money he had on his meal plan card, or whatever.
I was thinking about making them both something; something funny. But I don't know what! I'm not very artistic, and again, I'm on a strict budget. To tell you a little bit more about my friends, so you'd have a better idea of what I can get them, my one friend likes to smoke weed a lot, like me, and he's a /b/tard (don't judge...). My other friend is also a /b/tard, but doesn't smoke weed. So, right there, you pretty much know their sense of humor, hah. So, what should I do? I'd feel terrible if I didn't get them both something!
<bot>: What should I get my buddies for Christmas?! (they're both guys, and I'm on a crazy-strict budget)