<human>: So this happened more last night, but still fresh in my memory somehow. I don't usually go out much nowadays, have two jobs, usually getting home around 9 at night, but my roommate finally convinced me to go out with her to her friends house for some drinks.
We decide to ride our bikes over, about a 20 minute bike ride there, moving at a decent pace. We get there and we start having a good time, drinking and playing king's cup. Apparently our friend making drinks is a bar tender, so I couldn't taste the drinks at all, a very dangerous situation by far. I get pretty drunk, and decide around 1 in the morning that it was time to head home. I say my goodbyes, and head out.
When I get to my bike I reach into my pocket for the key and discover it's missing. Being that I was drunk I waved it off, and started walking home, a nice couple miles.
Wake up this morning wondering where my bike was until I looked at my phone history, and sure enough it all came back.

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<bot>: Went out with my friends for the first time in a while, got drunker then I wanted to, and now have to find a way to cut my bikes u lock.