<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

So I don't know if this is the right subreddit to post this in but here it goes.  

Today I had to meet with the assistant manager of the gym I am a member of.  They were worried I was going to burn myself out with all the classes I signed up for and she took a personal interest in helping me and being my personal trainer.  

My new schedule is cxworkx and spinning on Tuesdays and Thursdays and insanity and Pilates on mwf.  Then everyday I can do my marathon training.

The nutritionists I have working on my side agreed.

I am 353 calories under my daily intake and the thought of eating anything else to get to my 1200 calories for the day makes me want to vomit.

I had my first Tuesday schedule today and when I finally finished spinning I couldn't even think.  On the drive home my body scolded me for getting this out of shape and my body scolded my mind for losing control and getting this out of shape.

Oh and my lady bits? Holy god they were pinched and flattened by the spinning class.  They said it will get better but I'm literally sitting on an Ice pack questioning life it's self right now.
<bot>: I'm just venting and getting this out so I can go back tomorrow and push just as hard as I did today *