<human>: So late last night I woke up with a dry mouth and went to drink out of the glass of water that I fill every night and set on my nightstand.

It was dark, I was tired, and I hadn't looked to see if there were any unexpected contaminations in the glass.

As I was drinking, I felt something brush my lips and soon realized that there was a bug or something in my water.

I absolutely freaked and spit it out everywhere. It turns out there was one of these fuckers in my glass. (Picture in comments, mobile)

A fucking house centipede. I swear to god I swallowed some of its legs and I picked a few out of my mouth.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: almost swallowed household bug with lots of legs. some of its legs came off when I forcefully spit it out and stayed in my mouth. Will not drink from nightstand water glasses again