<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

So this was actually last September, but I thought it's a good story to tell for my first reddit post!

I live on the west coast of Canada, so in my province the legal drinking age is 19. Naturally, on my 19th birthday, my girlfriends and I head out to a classy restaurant with a bar vibe, since some of them were still underage and couldn't go to a bar or club. Anyways, drinking shenanigans obviously ensue. I'm a small (5'2) girl, and was never much of a heavy drinker, so by the 2nd bellini and 2nd shot, I'm good and hammered. We head back to my best girlfriends house to dance, and a huge glass of wine,a shot and a beer are consumed. At this point I'm the most sloshed I've ever been, and throwing up over her deck. My best friends boyfriend hauls me over to the toilet, I actually pee on him while I puke, and they put me to bed. 

The morning rolls around, and I have a quiz at school (university) that I'll be damned if I miss, hungover and miserable as I am. I drag my sorry ass out of bed, shower, dress, consume a large glass of water and tylenol, and promptly puke them back up again. I make tea, sip it, and throw up yet again. I'm running late, so I grab a water bottle and head to the car. It's a half hour drive to school, so I fight the waves of nausea while sitting in traffic. I swung by a Tim Hortons drive thru to grab a bagel and more tea, feeling very ill at this point, but I don't want to be late so I keep driving despite the overwhelming nausea. I can feel my diaphragm heaving, and finally pull off into a Home Depot Parking lot, and just before opening my door, spray vomit EVERYWHERE. 

Having no other clothes, I then had to clean myself off with a paper napkin, and proceeded to drive to school, and write a quiz in puke-covered jeans. Needless to say no one would sit near me...The smell of vomit lingered in my car for about a month despite a thorough cleaning and air fresheners.
<bot>: went over board on the drinking, peed on my friends bf, puked all over self and car, had to go to school covered in vomit.