<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

This was quite recent. I, at the time, had my braces on for over a year. Was all fine, really. It'd hurt when they replaced the wire but that was all. I was generally happy with it on. Didn't affect me at all.

Then, one day, they had to add a bit onto the brace. One end was attached to the wire and the other was attached to a tooth that needed pulling down. It hurt so badly the whole day.

I think I passed out from the pain. This is the first mistake. I groggily go down the stairs after my hour pass out and I'm greeted by the local takeaway. I grab a drink and munch it down. As I bit down on the hard food I heard a click from in my mouth but ignored it. I take my empty plate into the kitchen and realize I have a piece of chicken stuck on the wire in the corner. I stretch my tongue to get it and immediately taste blood as my tongue is stuck in the wire.

As I try to squirm my tongue out of the wire I move my mouth around and hear a click. The extra wire they attached to my tooth had unlocked and latched onto the inside of my mouth, squirting blood everywhere. I run into my mother and say:

"Um im stu mpain." which roughly translates to "Um I'm stuck and in pain."

I go to the hospital and miserably sulk in pain still speaking like that above. Damn you tasty chicken.
<bot>: ate the seductively tempting chicken and ended up getting my mouth caught on my brace as I tried to remove stuck chicken on my brace.