<human>: This happened about 20 minutes ago and I'm still trying to recover. I've never really been the best at taking tablets and half the time almost choke to death, so I have to really concentrate to swallow the stupid things. 

So there I am, mouthful of water, just as I put the tablet in and try to position it so I swallow it without choking to death, my maniac cat comes flying through the damn catflap, scaring the utter life out of me. This results in me screaming (Yes with the water/tablet in my mouth) and spraying water all across the room/over the floor. The cat  proceeds to leg it upstairs after getting drenched in water. I just stood there for a few seconds processing the whole situation.

Just as I thought things couldn't get worse, I was unsure if I'd swallowed the tablet or not and then to my horror realised the kitchen floor was white, just like the tablet which was pretty small too. I sprayed the water so far that I spent the next 5 minutes desperately trying to find the tablet to see if it was okay to just take a new one (You can only have one at a time). 

Finally found the bloody thing and successfully managed to take a new tablet. I'm a fucking moron and now officially a dog person.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: Tried to take tablet, cat scared me, spat out tablet and went on a journey to Mordor and back to find it.