<human>: So today about an hour ago I'm at work feeling like shit from the night before and I get the feeling that I need to piss, so I go to the washroom and try but it's not happening, so I decide to take a shit. About half way through I look down and I see there's piss all over the ground (it wasn't my piss) with my shorts soaking it all up, after I'm done I see the butt area completely wet and it looks like I pissed out my ass, so I had to sneak my way back to the room that I work in and luckily I didn't have to do any hard labour for another hour so I just sat there and waited for the piss to dry up

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<bot>: took a shit at work, shorts got covered in piss on the ground that I didn't see, had to hide it til it dried up