<human>: Ok, so Im in a pretty rough situation right now... I've been dating my girlfriend for 2 months now and we got together because before we were friends and we also dance in the same dance crew.

 My parents didn't know that we were dating until they received a phone call from one of my dad's 'friends' and told my dad that he saw me walking into a house with my shoulder around a girl on a saturday, despite the fact that every Saturday, I have rehearsal with a completely different dance company that lasts from 1pm - 11 pm and another thing is that my girlfriend doesn't even live in the same city that I do, she lives in a small suburb about 50km outside of town. So there isn't anytime for me and her to meet up during saturdays.

 

My parents confronted me after they checked my messages on facebook which had some lewd conversations but they are inside joke because our friends joke around 'when will we have sex', 'should I give you a condom?', etc... Well I've told them that they are jokes and that we don't actually mean it, they accuse me of having sex with my girlfriend(They are crazy 1st generation chinese parents, so they are strict on that topic.) and that I shouldn't be doing it especially with a girl that's above age even though the difference is only 2 years. After repeated attempts of trying to tell them that it isn't true, they still don't believe me. I've talked to our mutual friends and my girlfriend and they both said that we should just keep our relationship a secret from my parents (No facebook status, no public photos, etc...)

My parents have given me an ultimatum to choose to either keep dancing since they know that it is pretty important for me or to pick my girlfriend (Which is unfair to begin with since they will financially cut me off, take all my money that I've worked for during vacation,  just basically not really allowing me to go out with her.) 

Reddit, I am at your door begging for advice/ other than what my friends told me... 

(Any misconceptions or points that aren't clear, let me know.)

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<bot>: Parents accuse me of having sex, giving me ultimatum between my girlfriend and dancing or more like nothing or dancing, what should I do??