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Not so much today as last night... 

I was in my friend's dorm (on the other end of campus from my apartment) last night, casually drinking with her and her roommates. I got a little buzzed but nothing too bad.

As the night progressed my need to pee got worse and worse and worse, but I have a fear of using anything else besides my own toilet. So I just crossed my legs and did the pee dance for a while. Finally, I couldn't wait any more and said my good byes (it was getting late anyway).

I started my walk across campus and half way there I knew I couldn't make it (and no campus buildings were open this time of night), I was literally on the edge of peeing my pants right that very second. So I ran behind a half-wall, popped a squat, and rejoiced in the most magnificent relief I have ever experienced.

Then, 15 seconds into my blissful happiness, I hear footsteps coming down the side walk and knew they'd be able to see me. So I managed to stop and I stood up just in time for a guy from my english class to glance over and see me buttoning my pants and belt with a puddle of piss underneath me.

I still REALLY had to pee so I just said hey really quick and continued my walk home.
<bot>: Drank with some friends. Had to pee really bad on my walk home. Popped a squad and got caught by a guy from my class.