<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

So my girlfriend saw that truffles sell for a lot of cash. We are going to start a truffle plot in our back yard sometime in the next week, probably. Maybe a couple weeks. It depends on if we can find a good deal on a truffle pig. 

The internet said that it takes around 5 years to grow truffles, I figure that time can be spent training Snuffles (our soon to be bought truffle pig).

Here's the problem, Reddit. We are both poor and neither of us have any savings. We need to spend our time tending to the truffle plot for the next 5-6 years, so we won't have time for school or work. As the lottery doesn't seem to be a reliable source of income, we were  wondering if there are any other ways to support ourselves.

Our bills are around 2.5k a month so really not too bad. Unfortunately we maxed out our Walmart credit card buying wrestling outfits when we were trying to become the next WWE superstars.

Any advice would be much appreciated. 

Serious answers only please. 

Thank you.
<bot>: Need a way to earn about 4k a month over the next 5 years while waiting for our truffle plot to produce.