<human>: Hi There. 
I am a 24F Living in British Columbia, Canada

As the title suggests, I'm in a pretty desolate situation with seemingly zero hope for the future. I Have 8k CC Debt (TD Visa, MBNA Mastercard and a Future Shop card) and a few other little things. I also have 16k in Student Loan debt. All together 24k Debt. It doesn't seem like a lot, but when you are having the time of your life finding a decent job.. it feels like the end of the world. To top it off, my Credit Score is **360**. Yep, not even fake. just kill me now. 

In 2012 I got laid off from a 50k / year Retail Management job. I tried my hand at going back to school, but I could not for the life of me find a part time job, I was too-overqualified. (As I was actually told by many places I dropped off a resume at) 
so I lived off Credit Cards and EI. 

eventually, all my Cards went to collections and about 70-80% of my bills followed. 

Where I am at now.. I can't for the life of me find a decent, Full Time job (and I would take anything full time. I'm desperate) I can't get a car to help find a job, I can't get a new phone plan ( my phone is starting to hit the hay) I just literally can't do anything to help that is in my knowledge. I'm getting so desperate that selling myself is starting to sound like a good idea. (crazy talk - but it sounds more appealing everyday)

Essentially.. Advise me! What Should I do with this to get my future on the right path, maybe be able to get a car to broaden my job prospects. any and all help/advice is appreciated!

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<bot>: Desperate [24f] Drowning in Debt, has a 360 Credit Score, can't find a good job. Depressed and Desolate. Please help/advise!