<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Not to sure if shiner is Canadian slang or not but basically I have a black eye. It's been almost a week since i've gotten it and it's still pretty bad. I got a huge gash going down the side and all around my eye is a ugly red purple color. Now I'm sure you must be wondering where I got it and I got it from a friend who's really close to me. Anyways that's beside the point I don't want to go into details. Now what's bothering me is what my mom said to me about it. She said "You actually look really cute".....i'm not sure how to take that information we kind of laughed it off because what else are you suppose to do? Anyways I've been wearing sunglasses all the time recently because I hate the pitying look people give me...but I asked a friend of mine about it and he said it does make me look cute because it makes me look vulnerable....does this strike you as odd too? Or is it just me?
<bot>: Got a black eye and apparently it makes me look cute....does this information bother you as much as it bothers me?