<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

After seeing a guy for around a month I stayed over at his. We had a great dinner he cooked a prawn pasta dish which was delicious. We had a few drinks, watched a movie and went to bed. Great night and feeling pretty damn good about the situation... until around 2am when i wake up with really bad stomach cramps. I rush to the bathroom attached to his bedroom and begin to erupt in a god awful diahrea explosion. Well the cramps didn't stop and i found myself feeling really light headed and then the little black dots started to creep up. Next thing I wake up to my new boyfriend holding me on the floor asking if I need an ambulance confused and scared. When i come to thinking "Oh no i'm fine, should be good" i realise I have my ass in the air and have quite a mess... He handled it all pretty well but this wasn't how i want to remember my early days of dating with him...
<bot>: got food poisoning, passed out mid poop from stomach cramps in the middle of night at new boyfriends house and he found me ass in the air with a mess on the bathroom floor