<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

Reddit, I've finally decided I'm going to become an asshole. I'm tired of doing the nice guy rutine and getting snubbed by the ass hole docuhe bags I claim to dispise so much. So, I'm going to become that which I hate in order to see if it's really worth hating. I was thinking about starting with my physical appearance you know, working out, running getting in shape. After that, I need to know the attitude to have. I don't want to come off as a complete ass douche, but I want to find that right level of douche baggary that establishes dominance. If you disagree or think I'm being stupid in wanting this, please feel free to tell me why.
<bot>: Tired of being nice. Wanna be a dick. If you agree/disagree, feel free to tell me why.