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PREFACE:  You can totally call me an asshole.  Please don't downvote the people calling me an asshole.  I need to work through this and need some honesty.

I was recently in a relationship with a girl for a year.  Things were going very well, I was even planning on moving to be with her.  (It was a LDR)  In November I started a new job and met a girl who was basically my twin, but with great boobs.  This girl and I flirted a lot and hung out non-sexually probably a half dozen times but I didn't want it to go anywhere since I was in love with my then-gf.

Fast forward to a month ago.  Two weeks before I moved to be with my ex, she calls me up and breaks up with me over the phone.  [Should include something fairly personal about me here, I have mild anti-social personality disorder.  I do not form exceptionally strong ties to people and never get sad for more than a day or so over the loss of an SO/friend.]  We talk on the phone for about an hour, she tells me that she loves me but doesn't see me being in the picture when she looks 5 years down the road and wants to end it now.  We end on good terms.

Fast forward SIX MEASLY DAYS.  The girl from work and I are hanging out and get drunk.  Pretty stinking drunk.  We kiss a little bit and the next thing I know, I'm biting her thighs teasing her before I show her my cunning linguistic skills.  A few days later and we are dating.  I make it clear to her that she isn't a rebound and that I think I have been hiding these feelings from myself for months.

My ex is furious.  She says she feels cheap because she was so easy to get over.  To make matters worse, I can be outrageously sarcastic if I think someone is being unfair with me.  I ask her, "You dumped me.  Tell me, what was the appropriate amount of time to be emotionally devastated by my loss?"  

I know the sarcastic comment was unnecessary, but am I being an asshole, as she continues to assert?
<bot>: Dumped, moved on and started dating another girl in under a week.  Ex and a few mutual friends are pissed.  Am I an asshole?