<human>: Today on my university's campus we had a large group of local high school freshman visiting to check out the college experience. My job was simply to give a nice educational tour to about 30 students and a chaperone. When I began the tour it quickly became evident that these 14 year olds did not want to be there and were not going to listen to a 5'1" tour guide. Throughout the tour I began to stand on taller objects, such as planters and benches, to establish dominance over the youth as I gave them my tour spiel. It came to a point in the tour, about three quarters of the way through, where I tell a story that people generally enjoy. I eyeball this wall that is probably about two/two and a half feet high and decide to make it my next platform. I should quickly mention that right now I am also taking a weight training class and the other day one of my gym partners and I were practicing standing on tall objects with just using the strength of one leg to get on top of said object. So as I go to stand on this wall, I use all of the strength in my right leg to propel myself upwards. On my way up to fully standing on the wall I hear fabric ripping and my inner thigh feels freedom. I ripped my pants while giving a tour. There is no way I can get out of this situation. At this point I am facing the students and I have them look at something behind them that way I can figure out how big the tear is. It wasn't too bad but I had to give the rest of the tour in ripped pants with my inner thigh fat enjoying the sun.

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<bot>: Short fat me uses newly acquired leg muscle to stand on taller object and rips pants in front of high school tour group.