<human>: Day in and day out, I feel myself that I'm going to be a success someday. I look at my father who has worked everyday of his life to provide for his family and feel like a worthless piece of crap.

 I have no real skills, too many ambitions that I don't follow through, i have an ego for no reason, I bearly try in college, dont have a job, single (not that important but still), and I'm still here wasting away my life. 

I keep telling myself that I'm going to find a passion in SOMETHING...  But that something hasn't hit me yet. 

I'm 23 and I've made a deal with myself that if I can't find my way in life by 25, that I'm just going to enlist and just stay in the military for the rest of my life. 

Sadly, I think that might happen sooner.

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<bot>: I'm a 23 year old bum with no direction in life. Welcome to the club, we were going to have jackets, but meh.