<human>: So I cut my head open, bleeding like a wrestler in the 90s,
I was in my home in a rural area, so visits are usually limited to immediate family, at least until today.
I couldn't believe as probably THE most beautiful girl walks into my house, I thought maybe I'm hallucinating because I hit my head pretty hard, but no she's real, she was riding with my aunt coming to check up on us.
They give me a ride to the hospital, she is tending to my wound while we chat the whole way there, we are in the same grade, she is new and wants to hang out after I get stitched up.
But this is where I fucked up.
We make it to the hospital and she asks me "how did you get that nasty cut anyways" 
So I say "oh you know, that time of the month"
She no joke slapped me and pushed my head hard enough to bruise my forhead against the window
And called me "a gross immature piece of shit"
I waved her down afterwards, she just gave me this look like I shit myself and she was close enough to smell it

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: had a head injury that needed stitching, met the girl of my dreams, and told her I was bleeding because it was that time of the month. Physical and emotional cockblock