<human>: First of all this did not happen today but 3 years ago when i was still in  high school. 

I had been dating a girl for a year and a half. Her parents literally never left her alone at the house though which made "progressing" the relationship quite difficult. We had fooled around a bit nothing too serious, and the day finally came when she decided she was ready to give me a blowjob. This was about to be my first one ever so needless to say i was excited. It coincided well with an in-service day so luckily we had the house to ourselves, or so i thought.

We are making out upstairs on her bed, things gradually getting more heated. Clothes gradually coming off etc. She's kissing my chest lower and lower... until she hears a noise downstairs. She starts freaking out thinking maybe her parents came home early. Hurriedly putting on clothes she runs downstairs. I didn't hear anything plus I'm like in 100% bloodflow not to my brain so I just kinda lay there naked on her bed waiting for her to return.

Did I mention my girlfriend had two cats? Both of them were indoor/outdoor cats so the family had decided not to de-claw them in case they needed to defend themselves while not in the house. One of these cats decided it was just about time to use my dick as a scratching post. I'm literally just laying there waiting for her to come back when her cat jumps on my lap and starts clawing at me. Bleeding profusely and screaming profanities i run to the bathroom to bandage myself up. Needless to say the blowjob did not happen that day. or ever. cause we broke up pretty soon after that(for unrelated reasons)

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<bot>: Dated a girl for 1 1/2 years she finally went to give me a blowjob, cat knocked something over downstairs, she went to investigate cat used my dick as a scratching post