<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

So in some clothing stores there are fitting rooms that have curtains instead of doors... And sometimes, they are stupidly in the middle of the stores......
So there was a big sale at Old Navy, and normally I wouldn't go there but I decided the prices were worth it.... I was wrong.. 
So I got my clothes and I go to try them on, I'm not the most coordinated person in the world, so I tried and put some pants on, they were around my ankles, and I stumbled, straight through the curtains... Underwear got half off my junk, and I stumbled, straight into a crowd of people all caught up in the big sale...
So there I was, surrounded by people with my ass out and pants around my ankles squirming like a worm trying to get my pants back on... Extremely unsuccessfully...
<bot>: first Old Navy screwed me over by having to watch their commercials.... Then they screwed me over with their crappy dressing rooms...