<human>: As a female, I sometimes look at my gender and just ... [What?] ... [Are you kidding me?] 

I'm often ashamed by the fact my gender is so complicated and stupid. Why they think the way they do, when I'm here, pretty much "one of the guys". I've had many guy friends come to me with their relationship problems, and no matter how much I want to tell them to just get their ballsack while they still have it and RUN ... I do try my best to assist them in the better understanding of women. For example; Why girls say nothing is wrong when OBVIOUSLY something is wrong. Ohhh boy. There is no winning that one.

NOTE: Since people cannot understand that I'm not calling every single female on the world a stupid moron, I'll have to put this little note here: It's the gender stereotype. Many men, and other women, can't understand why females do what they do. There are many, MANY brilliant female minds and women who have changed the world. Obviously I'm not here about them. Common sense.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: What are some questions you have pertaining to what females do and why? I'll answer with the best of my abilities.