<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

My friend doesn't watch any TV.  The other day, I used 'you can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.' when talking to him.  (Seinfeld reference) Today, we were talking and he said that too.  I was surprised and thought he got it from Seinfeld.  When asked if he watched Seinfeld, he had no idea what I was talking about.  

My question is, what other TV or movie references/quotes can I say to him, in hopes that he'll use them in normal conversation with people having no idea where they came from.  I think this will be really funny.  All ideas are appreciated.
<bot>: want to troll my friend by getting him to use tv/movie references in conversations while not knowing where they came from.