<human>: Background: I have been using medical cannabis for about 3 months to help me sleep, usually indicas, but sometimes sativas. I do not smoke, only consume edibles about an hour before bedtime.

So in this particular situation I'm coming off the night shift at work and it's about 6:45am I know that it takes about 30 minutes to get home (usually less) so I decide to eat about 100mg worth of sativa cannabis edibles knowing it will kick in in about 45 mins to an hour well after I am already home and preparing for bed. However, there was an unexpected accident right off of the freeway which prevents me from making it in the normal 30 minutes. I'm now about 3 blocks away from the house roughly 40 minutes from the time I left work when a cop pulls me over. I feel just fine and know exactly why he pulled me over but as he begins to walk up to the car it ALL HITS ME LIKE A TRAIN AT ONCE. I quickly check my glove compartment and realize I ate a 300 mg and not the 100mg like I originally thought. Needless to say I was flipping shit. As he came up to the window I knew I was fucked up. I tried to say as little as possible but I was getting confused by simple questions "Do you have insurance?", "yes I have insurance", "well can I see it?", "no, it's in the glove compartment", silence..... "uh can you please get it?" and so on.... I don't think he suspected that I was under the influence of anything given the time of day but he definitely was PISSED (it took about 30 mins from the time he stopped me to give me the ticket) by the time we were finished, I could tell he was visibly annoyed dealing with me who I'm sure he thinks is Mentally Retarded. I don't think I would have received a ticket had I been more functional/responsive. I'd have to say the climax was when he finally came back with the ticket I was so faded I was singing along with Bone Thugs "THa Crossroads" and he just threw the ticket on my lap and left.

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<bot>: Ate a bigger dose of edibles than I thought. Got Pulled over for rolling stop sign. Pissed cop off. Definitely got ticket.