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I thought of this during work today. A little backstory first. I carpool to work with a girl named "Shelby". She drives a really nice new Camaro. Shelby and I are pretty good friends. I was having a conversation with another coworker, "Latisha" and she asked about the car and then stated that if it was her car, she would be driving 100mph all of the time. Then she asked if "Shelby" drove fast like that. I said "Not really, she drives kinda slow." Then, "Shelby" walked into the room, and "Latisha" said "Ooooh girl, guywhomeows said you be drivin slow." (Yes, she is very ghetto). All of the sudden, Shelby slams her fist on the table, and says "WHY ARE YOU TELLING PEOPLE I DRIVE SLOW, what the fuck is your problem, guywhomeows?!" I just stood there confused thinking it was a lame joke, and then she kept screaming, teared up, and left me at work to "find my own fucking ride". I had to walk. 5 miles. In a light drizzle.
<bot>: Makes comment about the speed in which coworker who takes me to work drives, gets bitched at, and I had to walk my ass home. In rain.