<human>: This actually happened about twenty minutes ago. So I'm sitting here having a nice night, having a few rum and ginger ales and perusing the interwebs. I see that one of my acquaintances on facebook has posted (yet again) a link to a fan-theory about the role the eagles played in Gandalf's "plan" in LoTR (all total bullshit, by the way--read the books, would you). To satisfy my thirst for righteous internet ourtrage I click the link so I can read just how wrong it is. The theory mentions something about Isengard and then BAM. All of a sudden memories of the "they're taking the hobbits to isengard" video come flooding back to me. Oh man, now I've got to go watch it, for old time's sake. I fire up the youtube and the catchy music starts, I'm reveling in the feels, but then just as Legolas starts telling me where they;re taking the hobbits, I start feeling funny. The looped spinning background of the one shot of legolas gave me some intense spins and I end up vomiting on me computer. Trip down memory lane ruined. So, yeah. Good thing I had a backup keyboard.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: One clip to make me sick, one clip to nuaseate me. One clip to give me spins and with my vomit mock me. In the land of youtube, where my keyboard dies.