<human>: So this morning I got up as usual, 10 minutes before my bus to school. I threw on whatever I saw first in my drawers, grabbed my bag and a thermos mug of coffee that my mom prepared for me and left. For the whole day, I was sitting around normally in my classes, without any problem. After school, I had to take the bus to the doctor's for an appointment and was slouching back, while explaining to her some insomnia I've been experiencing recently, for some reason she seemed pretty uncomfortable but she didn't say anything. I didn't really think much of it, I decided to shrug it off and try to get out of there as soon as possible. On my bus ride back home, I was sitting right across from two pretty cute girls who kept staring at me, so, after being told I should have more confidence and assume the best more often, I thought that they thought I was cute, so, trying to play it cool I started slouching back on the seat, putting my hand over the empty seat next to me and spreading my legs out slightly (like "I don't even care baby doll") when they started to burst out laughing. That's when I realised that they were looking straight at my crotch (and not in a good way :( ). Turns out that I have had a tear between my pant legs all day and, uhhh, throwaway13204 Jr. was getting saying hello to the outside world. I'm just hoping that no one at my school noticed today.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Wore ripped pants, scrotum was showing, made a fool of myself in front of doctor, two hot girls and perhaps countless other people.