<human>: So I suffer from M.E. Which gives me some pretty fucked up muscle and nerve pain. 

Doctor gives me this really high concentration capsicum gel and tells me to 'apply generously'

Comes to a few days later and I'm in agony, so I thought, fuck it, give it a try. I lather it on my thighs and calves and put some pants on so I don't get gel all over the bed sheets. 

Well the gel transferred from my leg into the crotch part of my pants, and then onto my balls and arse. 

Hurts like a bitch, so I'm trying to rinse my balls off to cool them down and getting nowhere when I see some born cream in the bathroom. It was 3am at this point and I wasn't thinking straight. I put this on and it made it worse. 

Finally stopped burning as much after a 6am shower.  Not used that gel since. 

I guess it worked because I didn't notice the pain in my legs whilst my balls were on fire!

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: Put high concentration capsicum gel on legs. It got on balls. Hurt like bitch. Put burn cream on. Made it worse.