<human>: I love candles, especially at this time of year. I'll light an apple cinnamon candle and let it go all day. Tonight I was sitting at my kitchen table whilst using my laptop and snacking on a banana. A lit candle was within reach. (It's important to note that this was one of the candles that come in glass cups, not the standing-up candles) When it was time to go to bed I blew out the candle, but noticed the wick was still very faintly lit. I blew on it lightly, and it got a little bit more orange. This excited me. "I wonder if I can relight this candle using only air," I thought to myself. I began waving / flapping my hands over the candle. It began as a slow flap but got more and more aggressive to the point where I was really putting a lot of effort in... and then I got too close.

I smacked the candle at about 800mph and molten wax flew everywhere. It spread the entire distance of the glass kitchen table, ruined the shirt I was wearing, and worst of all, absolutely covered my macbook. The screen was a splattered mess of red wax, as was the keyboard. Cleanup time is exceeding the 30+ minute mark. So far the laptop still works, but I'm pretty afraid to turn it off.

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<bot>: I flapped my hands like a giant bird trying to get a flame going on a candle - knocked hot wax over my entire laptop.