<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

So this happened around two days ago and it really ruined some reputations. 

I was in my art class and we were making jokes about where we were from. So this his panic person says, "I'm from Columbia.... Missouri" it's not that funny but we're in high school and were bored. So I was born in Virginia and tried to do a play in words that way. So I was like, "I'm from the Virgin-ia islands!" 

One of the people at my table misheard me and like whispers, "You're  not a virgin?" And I was like, "What no I sa-" and here comes the loudmouth bitch who joined our conversation at, "You're not a virgin." And shouts for the whole class to hear, "WHAT?! YOU ARENT A VIRGIN?!" 

You would think this is not that bad, right? Lots of people aren't virgins in high school. But I've only had one girlfriend for all my time here and people know that. So not its going around that Jack and his girlfriend had sex. And more rumors piled on top of that saying she's pregnant. I don't know what to do anymore. The only people that know the truth are my friends and I, so they are trying to stop the rumor when they hear it.
<bot>: Tried to make a joke based on where I was born, ended up hearing that I have a new baby on the way.