<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

I'll provide a sentence of backstory so you don't all deem me a monstrosity but I'll keep it brief. I refused food when I was young and survived exclusively on milk, the calcium made my bones, teeth and nails freakishly strong and now at sixteen I still have three baby teeth. 

So fuck up time. I was at my sister's for tea and my nephews insisted I ate with them. All was well until they began to refuse their carrots (cheap freezer stuff. The recession hit us hard) so being the valiant aunt that I am I took up the act of demonstrating how delicious the orange stubs were to three staring toddlers. I took the smallest one and bit down only to hear a sound that can only be described as the sound a mountain in a film makes before someone screams 'avalanche!!' This carrot wasn't properly thawed and  the ice cracked my baby tooth in half, I let out a scream, assuming it was my adult tooth and began to cry because of the intense pain. At this my nephews could only stare in horror as blood seeped from my mouth before joining my tears and it's easy to say they've never touched a carrot since. 

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<bot>: [/b] I tried to show my nephews how good carrots are and broke my tooth in half, splashing them with carroty blood.