<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

NoMoreRack.com is having a contest. Make a YouTube video promoting NoMoreRack and based on your viewcount by March 6th at midnight you get free shit (250 US views gets you an ipod shuffle, 200,000 US views gets you a laptop, 7.5 million US gets you a car, etc.).

I made [this video] and have nearly enough views for a free iPod shuffle, so I'm feeling pretty good. But...

I searched for other contest videos and the top viewed video was [this piece of shit] at over 350,000 views! I realize there is something fishy going on here, but if you're going to cheat at least have the decency to cheat with something involving tits. 

Now, I know my video isn't award winning. It's barely entertaining. But its better than some cunt-fart that took 15 minutes on iMovie to make. I want to know if there is a way to beat this person, either me [or this guy] There's no way he got over 70,000 views legitimately but he's god damn entertaining. 

Any Advice?
<bot>: Contest for free shit has a current leader with a [shitty video] I would like [mine] or [this guy's] to beat the view count by March 6th at midnight.