<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

Hey r/getmotivated. I don't know if this is the right place for this post. I've been subscribed to this subreddit for a few months now. And I've done nothing with it. I look at other people's posts, I think "wow that's really inspiring" and then I just go on browsing Reddit. 

Like a lot of people, I have a million things I want to do with my life. I want to learn how to sail, I want to play the guitar, I want to sing more, I want to take ballroom dance lessons, I want to travel the world, I want to meet new people, I want to lose weight, I want to get fit, I want to eat better, I want to keep my room clean, I want to work  smarter at my job and further my career. But, I just can't seem to actually do any of those things. 

Today, I planned to wake up early and get my laundry done. It's now 5pm and I only got out of bed twice, once to use the bathroom and once to get some breakfast. I can't even get myself motivated to do the little things like laundry! I work a lot during the week so my excuse on the weekends is that I'm just relaxing and recuperating. In reality, I'm just wasting my life away. Bottom line is I am just plain lazy. 

The laziness has been a problem all my life. But somehow, (good timing and luck I guess) I've managed to graduate from law school and have a pretty good job working as an attorney. But that's where it ends. I have nothing else going on in my life and I'm too lazy to go achieve anything. Sometimes I'll get motivated for a few weeks, or months even. But eventually I just go back to doing nothing with my life. How can I stop this cycle? 

I see friends on FB going out and doing things and I get jealous. But what's preventing me from doing those things? I just don't get it. What is it going to take for me to not just want more, but do more?

Sorry for the wall of text.
<bot>: I feel like I spend my life in bed with no motivation to do anything, though I have lots of things I wish I could do.