<human>: When I first met you, you said you had just gotten out of something, but I kind of had a feeling you were still talking to her.  When I looked you up just to see if you were still talking to her, you posted today eight hours ago that you love her and you have been with her for 3 years.  You were about to cheat with me two weeks ago.

How can you love someone you were about to cheat on but I stopped you because I felt like you were still talking to someone?

I am so glad I never pushed anything with you because I always felt like you were still with someone even though you lied and said you "just got out of something," or perhaps maybe you did "just get out of something" and you got back together a few days later.  I don't care.

Thanks for making my decision for me that I should go for the other person I was thinking about who is much more suitable for me.  I was having a hard time deciding whether or not I wanted to talk to you or this other person but I knew the cards would play itself.

Yay, I am free to joke around with the first person I actually wanted who is pretty obvious to everyone and no one even knows about me and you except for the very few people I told.

I didn't know who to choose at first because we all work together and it would be awkward so I didn't make a move on anyone and just let life happen.  I didn't want to choose anyone at work, but I'm playing it cool with both of them and keeping it on the down low.

I haven't known these people long and it's fun to joke around.

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<bot>: Sometimes I felt like you stuck with your comfort zone because you know the possibility of us working out is slim to none.  We are both in very different places in life.