<human>: So since I recently had shoulder surgery I've been unable to do many things for myself. My girlfriend has been nothing short of amazing in doing things to take care of me. Laundry, cooking, cleaning and things of that like. Destiny was recently released and since I can't do much else right now, I've dumped many, many hours into my gaming career. Last night I was running a raid when she returned home from work. I was unable to pay as much attention to her as I should have since I was rather busy in my own world. Don't judge me, I know it wasn't right and when I woke up the next morning I intended to try to fix it. I woke up early and walked my injured self to the local market and purchased items for a wonderful breakfast omelet.  Eggs, sausage, cheese, red onion and jalapeño and her favorite orange juice. I was gonna make her the best breakfast in bed. When I arrived home I got to work. Chopped up the veggies, cracked some eggs, browned some sausage and brewed some coffee. I threw everything into the pan (except the coffee) and washed up very well and a few minutes later we enjoyed a delicious omelet and some bagels. After breakfast we were both awake and a little giddy. One thing led to another and eventually we ended up naked which led to some fun for each of us. After a few minutes my girlfriend asked me if I had in fact washed my hands after cooking because she was "having a burning as if she had gotten jalapeño in her eye only not in her eye."

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<bot>: tifu by having not washed my hands as well as I had thought after cooking breakfast before going back to bed with my girlfriend.