<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

My parents and I went to a frozen yogurt place yesterday. They have some amazing yogurt, AND they provide allergen information! Which is awesome since I am lactose intolerant. Sadly, I can be an idiot at times. This was one of those. 

So, I finally decided on my order after five minutes. But I fucked up by not paying attention to the labels. I ordered some yogurt with lactose. 

So, we are driving home when I let out a massive fart. It sounded like a dying whale, but I digress. My mom made a "oh shit she had milk didn't she?" face and cracked my window. The car smelled better, but I felt like someone stabbed me in the stomach. I was also struggling to hold my lunch and the yogurt in. 

Miraculously, I managed to not drop a brown bomb in the car. So when we got home, I ran to get my iPad and locked myself in the bathroom. I also turned on the ventilation since I didn't want to suffocate. I spent the next hour painting the toilet bowl a lovely shade of brown. At least I finished a book I had previously downloaded.
<bot>: Carefully look at labels if you're super lactose intolerant. And download books onto your phone or iPad in case you fuck up.