<human>: Condense the text into a few key points

I'm a recent college graduate with a shiny degree no one cares about.

As expected, my experience is pretty damn limited, at least compared to my competition.

I know I'm far from being alone in this boat, especially on this sub-reddit.  I hear/read all the time about how, in covering our lack of experience, we should be very strongly stressing the idea we're fast learners - quick to pick up.

I honestly believe this actually applies to me, could even provide some good examples (but telling those stories would take a while), but where I'm really having trouble is in bringing this trait up to potential employers when I'm still only a piece of paper.

A resume bullet point or cover letter sentence declaring "I'm a fast learner" is clunky and stupid-looking.  Well, at least to me.

So, the question is - how can I stress being a fast learner without having a stupidly blunt sentence/bullet?  Is there a widely-known euphemism I've missed?  Should I just try to imply it in some smaller discussion?

Help us out if you can!  We are the future...hopefully.
<bot>: how do I let folks know via my resume or CL I'm a quick learner without sounding like an obtuse space-filler or going way too in-depth?