<human>: When I talk to my friends (3 guys and 2 girls) about about porn and masturbation they say that when they masturbate its at maximum a 20 minute ordeal, which seems profound to me. When I masturbate we're talking about killing my whole afternoon/night/morning, I go for 2 hours AT LEAST because I feel that cumming under at least an hour quickly is less than satisfactory. The average time for me is about 3 - 4 hours and then sometimes i go for a quickie session about 30 minutes after which lasts about 20 minutes. When I first told my friends this they were shocked but not appalled (we were talking about masturbation habits/fetishes after all) and then I was stunned that their time was so short. I also use my left had to fap even though I'm right handed.

We were talking about fantasies but I was afraid to reveal most of mine due to fear of be ostracized:

cumming in food watching someone eat it and then fuck them after, 
sex with my half sister, 
sex with a girl in front of her parents and siblings, 
spending the entire day inside a girl, 
Having sex in a public place but secretly ie. handjob under a table or sex in a hot tub with other people in it (those are the wildest ones there **many** more tame ones).

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<bot>: when I masturbate it is usually a 3 hour ordeal, I have the weirdest fetishes I've ever heard of. what about you guys?