<human>: So right now I'm sitting at a friends birthday party and it's getting late. I'm sitting in the shed with a friend while she's out partying with everyone else.

So as the story goes all day today she's made comments. Only when at the party though and only when she's around friends. The comment my friend made was that I should be prom queen (haha funny I know) and she instantly asked why not her and my friend jokingly responded "you're not pretty enough". I get that's cruel but he meant it completely jokingly. She then got extremely mad at me and called me a "lame boyfriend" for not standing up to a joke. We haven't talked since all night. Here are some of the things she has said to me.

-She was talking with her friend about how our mutual friend was super attractive and how she'd be working with him all year as a lifeguard. She said she was kidding but i dont think she was and it really hurt.

-She called me a lame boyfriend after the event

-after the event she asked the group who watched the walking dead and I responded I do (which she already knew) and her response was a rather rude "shutup"

-her friends have been slowly hurting me physically the entire night through pranks and stuff and i told her. she just laughs it off and doesn't worry about it.

-She hit me lightly but hard enough it stung for awhile when I made a dumb comment about how Peter dinklage should have played a hobbit in LOT

So am I crazy for thinking that she's in the wrong and I'm really a dick for not standing up for her?

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<bot>: am I a dick? She's been making rude comments all night and my friend made one dumb joke. She's mad I didn't stand up for her.