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TIFU and jumped the fence after our new pibble (she's too adorable to be a "pitt bull") puppy. I landed wrong and managed to almost break both my ankles. One is hairline fractured and in a cast, the other is just badly sprained and in a splint. Now I can't walk, or at least can just barely walk with crutches and someone to support me so I don't fall over. My left foot is banned from bearing weight for at least a week (at which point it'll be rechecked to see if I can start to put a little weight on it). The right will be in a splint til then. Ever tried walking in crutches on one foot that's in a split? It sucks, and it's hard.

You're lucky I love you, mutt. She apologized by sniffing my cast and laying at my feet and pouting. She just wanted to go play with the neighbor dog, but she broke mommy.
<bot>: TIFU and nearly broke both ankles jumping a fence to catch my dog. No walking for me for a while. Bad dog. =(