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Hey Reddit. This happened like 5 minutes ago. I saw some weird pimple like thing on my thigh today and decided to try and pop it. It was really close to my dick. Out of nowhere my dad comes to talk about going to see the new Avengers movie. At this point i was trying to pop it at any means possible, shifting my position up and down. As soon as i heard his voice it startled me and i took my hands out and looked at him like i was scared. He was just kinda shocked and went into the bathroom. I have no idea what is going to happen
<bot>: I tried popping some weird pimple like bump near my dick, dad sees me, thinks i was jacking off or something.