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I will start. So one summer, 5 of us decided to do a guy trip to Bulgaria. The first couple days went great, no one got sick and we was having a blast. One night we were all quite drunk, but still had our senses. We came back to the apartment-hotel we were staying, and we all went to bed at around the same time

The next morning I woke up and went to brush my teeth when I smelled this horrible smell in the hallway. I thought to myself that one of us have stepped on something disgusting, checked my shoes and saw nothing and shrugged it off. I told the guys to check their shoes as well and still nothing. We decided that we should just go out for breakfast and open a window and let the smell out. 

We came back a couple hours later and the smell had gotten worse even though we had windows open so we started looking. Nothing in the rooms we were sleeping in and nothing in the bathroom. There was a closet where we had our jackets and the safe was there. My friend looked first on the top nothing and thought it was nothing there until he looked down. On top of the safe was a nicely placed poop that was scraped nicely on top of a card from the hotel. All of our faces went WTF right away. Some of us had to remove the poop and we did the usual rock, scissor, paper. Unfortunately I was one of them that had to remove the poop. I still remember the smell.

This was 3 years ago and we still do not know who did it. We just keep telling ourselves that it probably was some drunk German. We laugh about it today though!
<bot>: Guy-trip to Bulgaria. Quite drunk one night, woke up with poop in the closet and no one knows who did it.