<human>: It all started when we let someone into our flat. We didn't really know who he was but we were all steaming and lots of people were already in so we just did. The night went on and some of us were doing shots. The random guy told me that he hadn't ever had a vodka shot before (this guy is about 20 years old, by the way) and that he wanted to try one. I poured him a shot, he chugged it, and all seemed well... For about three seconds anyway...

"I don't feel so good"

What followed was the most hose-like projectile vomit I have ever seen, some Fireman Sam shit right there. He aimed for the sink but it ended up absolutely everywhere. Everyone was silent but after a couple seconds we were all in stitches, rolling about the place. The guy grabbed a towel and started mopping up his spew, then after he finished, he **asked me for another.** I stood in disbelief for a while but poured him another shot and took a safe distance. Yep, it happened again. Not as intense this time but spectacular nonetheless. The guy grabbed the same towel, mopped up his spew but this time he just said "sorry" then headed for the door and left.

It doesn't end there though. Fast forward to this morning, I was telling my roommate (who wasn't at the party) about the traumatic experience and I got to the part about him mopping up his sick with the towel.

"You better fucking not be talking about the towel I just used to dry the dishes"

I looked down at my cereal.

TIFU

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<bot>: Guy threw up over a shot of vodka twice in a row, used towel to clean up mess, roommate used the same towel to dry our dishes