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**Preface**: So, my mother always kind of annoys me, but today she's just been driving me insane. She woke me today asking for directions to a restaurant I love that I showed her, didn't even consider inviting me, and brought me back a fortune cookie and acted like that made up for it. I normally wouldn't care but we've been eating really boring shit all week and we rarely go to that restaurant. So, she was already pissing me off.

**Main Annoying Act**: As she often does on Sundays, my mom decided to take a nap. Normally, I don't mind because it means she's leaving me alone. Today, though, she decided to nap on the couch in the living room because she couldn't wait *fifteen minutes* for me to finish cleaning her bathroom so she could sleep in her bedroom. Then she proceeded to bitch whenever someone made any sort of noise that disrupted her. I'm sorry people are *living* in the *living room*, you selfish asshole.

**Glorious Revenge**: Since she wasn't going to wait for me, I decided to stretch out the time it took to clean the bathroom. While I was at it, I turned on the staticky old radio, much louder than I needed or even really wanted it, to make sure she could hear it. I also didn't plug her electric toothbrush in when I was put all the stuff back on the counter (I did plug my father's in, though, and I hope she notices). Finally, just as I'm finishing, she gets pissed enough to ask me to turn it off. I do, but not before slamming on the volume up button for a couple seconds (it's conveniently located right next to the off button). I also didn't turn down the volume before turning it off, so it's going to decimate her eardrums next time she tries to use it.
<bot>: Bitch mom complains about noise while napping in a common area, I blare loud music and fuck up her bathroom.