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My boyfriend and I decided to go to the grocery store after work to get the turkey and other food stuffs for a "friendsgiving" potluck we are hosting. We grabbed a decent 12-pounder for $28. Neither of us have ever actually cooked our own turkey, so we thought it was average price? We didn't really care, we both had a long day at work and just wanted to go home.

We decided to split the order to even it out, figuring I would get like $45 worth of the other food and he we get the turkey and a few things. Once it's his turn, the check out lady said "you can't buy this turkey. You have to spend $50 to get this." We told her that was crazy because the turkey alone was $28, and I just bought about $50 worth of other food myself. 

We are back and forth yelling with this lady who's pointing at the flyer where it says in small letters "with additional $50 purchase." I'm screaming at her, saying how ridiculous that is, what if someone was just buying the turkey alone??? You literally have to spend $50 just to get a $28 turkey??? 

She brings over the manager who keeps pointing at the flyer like we are idiots. I told him it was a bad business model seeing as apparently all the turkey brands have the same caveat and it was in tiny lettering on the sign and flyers. Finally they agreed to let us get the turkey since we were together and spending $50 in the first place. 

The turkey gets rung up, and it comes out to $11 and change. It clicks like a lightbulb and I look at the flyer again. "99 cents/pound with additional $50 purchase." 

It's not that we couldn't buy the $28 turkey, we couldn't get the on sale turkey. I screamed at a confused old woman because the store was trying to save us money and we are idiots. Now I'm embarrassed to go back to the store and it's our go-to store.
<bot>: I was "that annoying bitch" at a grocery store and yelled at an old woman because I didn't read a flyer and she was trying to save me money.