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Alright this is a story of my brother and I when we were younger, me being 8-9 and him being 10-11, and how we payed back a bully at a daycare center.

It started with Bob (actually don't remember the name) Bob was a general asshat, he would randomly turn off the Saga when me and my brother were playing and call my brother names. We were unseperable at this age because we practically only had each other with our parents always working, hence the daycare center. 

We had always been raised to never throw the first punch but fight back and stand up for yourself so you can just imagine the tension of this bully trying to get a rise out of my brother when he wouldn't punch the kid. I don't remember what started it but as I was watching from behind Bob they started pushing each other and then I saw Bob punch my brother, normally I'm the calm controlled one but seeing my brother get hit set me off so I ran and jumped on Bobs back like a spider monkey or some shit and put him in what I can only describe as a double armed rear naked choke, while he was still standing. Then my brother snapped to and started fighting back and got a few face shots in, while I was on his back, before the teacher lady broke it up.

As soon as we started getting marched to the main office I started getting upset thinking we were going to get in trouble (with out dad) but when the owner person got my dad on the phone he said "Did y'all win? Ah good we are having crawfish tonight!" my favorite food to this day. 

I think we stayed at the center a while longer and the bully got kicked out or maybe moved to a different area or something, hazy memory.
<bot>: Me and my brother used teamwork to fight a bully that terrorized the daycare, dad was proud we won and didn't see the bully after that.