<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

Hey Reddit,

Here's the expanded story. Many years ago in my childhood, I was chatting with a girl I'd just had the pleasure of sharing my first kiss with. We played a game, where we told each other what was my favourite and least favourite trait about her, and vice versa. 

The 'favourite' part is easy -- it's always the eyes, that's the correct answer -- that much I knew. Then came time for the 'least favourite' section. She told me I had horrible rotten little teeth, which was largely true at that time, but I was smitten, in total wonder at my first kiss, and so I thought she was just perfect. So I tried to think about what would be the best answer, to not offend her (fat chance, with such a loaded game, I know), and so I searched for the most unobtrusive part of her body to nominate as my choice for 'least favourite' part of her. 

I thought, and I thought, and eventually I decided, "Well, the skin isn't really a thing, right, it's sort of not even really there, so, she probably doesn't care about that!" I proceeded to tell her my least favourite part of her was her skin. 

Only much later did I realise this was perhaps the single worst answer I could have given. Hehe, good times. I'm sure I'm not alone -- Reddit, I want to hear your versions of this story!
<bot>: First girlfriend asked me what part of her body I liked least. I told her I didn't like her skin, and I thought this was a really clever answer. Bad move.