<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

For the last couple weeks I've been needing a haircut however I've always been pretty lazy when it comes to actually getting one, that is until a particularly hot day at work. It feels like 41 degrees outside (105 in freedom units) probably at least 5-10 degrees hotter inside the building. Realizing that that temps would stay like this for a week I was sufficiently motivated to get a haircut.

So I head to the closest barber shop; about a mile away and am told it would be about 20 minutes before I get my haircut so I go over to the nearby food shop and loiter around cooling myself off. I buy a carbonated apple drink to help keep hydrated and 20 minutes later get my haircut.

Afterwards I walk to another shop and once my hair drys up I head to the bathroom to take some pictures for my friends. This is where my fuck up begins. After taking some pictures of myself I leave the bathroom with my drink, I notice people staring at me while I drink but me being the arrogant narcissist I am I assume I look so good everyone is in awe. It isn't until I get a text from one of my best friends that I realize that the carbonated apple drink I was drinking totally fizzed up while I was walking and looked very similar to piss which I just came out of the bathroom drinking.
<bot>: Pulling a Bear Grylls is definitely going to get you some looks, and no, it's not because you look super hot with your new haircut.