<human>: My best friend and I have been friends for seven years. Recently I entered into a relationship with a vegan and became vegan myself. All of my friends and family eat meat, which I honestly don't care about. I still love them no matter what. 

Anyway, yesterday, I made a status on Facebook saying exactly this:

"'Save the rhinos!' People scream as they eat burgers and chicken.'" 

I have a pretty dry sense of humor and I am constantly posting very dry, sarcastic jokes on my Facebook. I rarely post stuff about veganism, if at all. This was meant as a joke pointing out the hypocrisy of it. That's all. It was on my page, not directed at anyone in particular. 

I wake up to this text this morning:

"If you're going to spout radical veganism on your Facebook, can you just block me from the statuses because I can handle your boyfriend telling me I am a terrible hypocrite but I can't take hearing it from you."

(What she is referring to with my boyfriend is the same situation with him posting his own stuff on his own Facebook and then her getting offended.)

I look at my status - which several people (including her own mother and a mutual friend) have liked and I find this comment:

"I guess I'm just a terrible person then"

I'm like WTF. I'm so disappointed in this. 

I'm moving to Florida next week. Not only that but her boyfriend deliberately excluded me from her engagement event (everyone knew except me) - her best friend of seven years. I decided to keep my mouth shut about that because I was leaving and it wasn't her fault really. 

Now this shit. I told her I was sorry and deleted the post; that it was meant as a joke and it wasn't directed at her and I still love her and my entire family (who eats meat). She hasn't responded. We were supposed to go to the casino tonight, but now I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: Best friend got offended by a joke about people who eat meat I made on my Facebook. Now I'm the one apologizing. What the fuck.