<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

(Was years ago, and I created this account because my sister knows my real account, sorry for my bad english)

So, It was my cousin's birthday at his house. I was 9 and it was the first time I saw their house, because they just bought it. I'm someone really, really curious, and at 9 I didn't really know what was privacy. So I was walking in the house and found my uncle's room. I loved their room and was playing on my dad's phone (you know, those old shitty games that every kid wanted to play on their parent's phone).

Anyway, It was boring and I wanted to look for something fun to do. Well.. I searched in my uncle's / aunt's nightstand. I found a glass dildo. Also found some sexy lingerie.. And a kind of a kinky ball you put in the mouth. I found the dildo and ball weird.

My grandma was calling me so I took the dildo and the ball with me and walked to my grandma. I will always remember how embarrased she was when she saw me with those sextoys. Then my mom appeared because she was looking for me too, and they were both really embarassed. 

I knew several years later what it was and talked about it to my dad who is really cool and "open" (don't know If it's english to say that). We both laughed a lot.
<bot>: Was 9, found my uncle's / aun'ts dildo and a kinky ball, my grandma and my mom saw me with it.