<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

This actually happened when I was in Primary School (I'm from the UK this means elementary). Okay so school had finished and I was heading to the reception were I would wait to be collected by one of my parents because they were always late for one reason or another so I could never wait with the others kids. Anyway back to the story, on my way to reception I have to pass through the schools gym/hall. At this point in my life I was curious about sex and would often just randomly start humping the air pretending I was having sex I guess? Well this one time I was walking through to reception when I thought I was alone so I did my "thing" and started to hump the air, shortly to hear "That's a nice dance OP" I turn around and it's my teacher, somehow I didn't hear her behind me, I didn't say anything but I'm sure my face resembled a baboons ass. It never did get any less awkward for me for the rest of my school year.
<bot>: I humped the air in front of my school teacher without knowing she was there, never looked at her the same again.