<human>: Really, when it comes to picking up signals, body language and, well, conversation, in general, I'm blind as a fucking bat.

I'm not antisocial, just asocial. I guess I'm a 5/10. I was once in a relationship - and the lord knows how - but that ended a while back (and boy did it end in a horribly complicated manner.) 

Even still, I still have no idea on how to date. Most of my conversations end up with a totally dead mood probably not because I'm boring, but because I just make things weird as hell. And there've been instances where I've been told that what I'm saying or doing may be mistaken for flirting gestures, and the lot. Any ways to repair this?

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<bot>: I have no idea what I do IRL when talking to girls but whatever I do does the opposite, and still fails doing the opposite successfully. Help?