<human>: I used to live in a small city with many long roads and sugar cane fields. One day after leaving a friends house I took one of these roads and felt a horrible feeling within my gut. I knew what was to come, but I'm a girl and had no intention of pooping until I made it home.  I called my mom to hopefully take my mind off of the diarrhea. This resulted in a frantic panicked phone call where I had tomake a decision. I pulled over into a muddy field, popped a squat, and shit like I've never shit before. Bonus: I wiped when I got home but there was no mess whatsoever.

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<bot>: I am a girl who ONLY poops behind closed doors, but one day had to take a violent diarrhea in a cane field to avoid shitting my pants in the car.