<human>: So this happened this morning, actually (yay, bonus points!). My dad is an alcoholic (relevant). Not sure if you're into gaming, but there is this sale going on and a couple of days ago I bought a game. The game is called Alien: Isolation; it's a fairly scary game. Last night, I ended up browsing reddit and then, in the end, playing the game. I read a bunch of silly reddit things, one, in particular, was about irrational fears and some guy (OP) had an irrational fear of E.T. Then, like I said, I ended up playing the game.

Here is the FU:

I went to bed and had, which I can only describe as, a reddit-induced dream.

My dad was drunk and came in my room asking "Do you wanna see the alien? DO YOU WANNA SEE THE ALIEN?" Then he walked out of my room to grab the alien. I stumble to lock the door, because you know things don't work sometimes the way you want in dreams. I end up failing, and he ends up bursting into my room flailing E.T. at me and I sock E.T. right in the face.

That's it. The end of the dream. I ended up waking up right after that... 

...soaked in urine...

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<bot>: Browsed reddit and played a scary game before bed. Now have psychological problems involving my drunk dad and E.T.