<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

Fuck me.

I was on the bus and my friend really had to urinate so I gave him my Gatorade Bottle. He pissed in it like I figured he would. I sit on a horrible bus where the back is just a bunch of Ratchets and Douchebags who are the most annoying fucking people on the planet. They always throw their trash across the bus because, like I said, these kids are idiots. My Common Sense decided to sit the next 5 Minutes Out and I plotted that it was time to give them a taste of their own medicine. I threw the Gatorade bottle at the back of the bus. Because I was being a moron I didn't realize that that might get me in some deep shit. The kids in the back immediately realizes it's me and I know I'm screwed. They all start complaining and wondering what the hell just happened. There is this one Chick that sits in the back (Attention Whore, Very Emo and Ratchet) that walks up and tries to tell me how what I did was wrong or some shit I can't even remember what she said because of how little seriously I could take her. Then all the douchebags walk up and say they are gonna kick me and my friend's asses (They're quite up their own asses, only one kid touched me, I pushed him back and he said something stupid and walked away) and I just move up farther on the bus because obviously 1v like 6 isn't an easy fight and even without shit like that I'd still have to hear them bitch. I then get my friend to get my backpack and I give him a Dollar. I end up talking to the driver and I guess I get a Citation. (I don't blame her.) In the end though, I'm more mad at myself than anything. This has to be one of my biggest fuckups ever, I didn't even think about pissing off the Wiggers in the back, they will probably spread this shit to all the other wankstas in the School and I'll end up throned as the biggest dumbass in the school. Yaaayyy. ;~; I hope I don't get kicked off the bus.
<bot>: I was being a dumbass and I revenged these douchebags by throwing a bottle of piss at them, I didn't realize how I'll probably get harassed and in trouble. Strong Regrets, bruh.