<human>: Ok this didn't happen today but a few months ago and I only recently got a reddit account so I thought I'd post it because it seems to amuse some people.

Basically (irrelevant background story) I'm a 17 year old male and I'm in a group of not exactly nerds but not exactly super popular party crowd either. I am considered the idiotic one in the group (not that I'm an idiot or anything but I'm like the only guy who doesn't take maths or physics based subjects).

So our lunch breaks lasts 50 minutes so we get pretty bored and we were all messing around with a coke bottle (I don't know why) and one of us put it on the bin near where we hung out and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to karate kick it (well what qualified in my head as a karate kick) since I'm the only one of the guys capable of kicking that high. First attempt my kick went too high and missed. Ok no problemo I'll just try again. Bad idea. The second time I kicked the bin... Hard. I literally put all my strength behind the that kick and slammed my foot full on against the corner of the bin. Needless to say I was lucky not to break something but my foot was bruised and swollen all the next week and all I could do was hobble around while my mates literally laughed their asses off. IFU and it was painful.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: tried to show off imagined karate skills on a coke bottle, kicked bin instead and was became Tiny Tim for a week -_-