<human>: I caught a really bad flu while on holiday in Taiwan. As I was resting in the hotel, my girlfriend bought some Boba back to cheer me up. 

Some background for those unfamiliar with Taiwan, there is a really popular drink called Boba Tea. Its basically ice milked tea with dessert in the form of some black chewy pearls. I thought it was a greater invention than even Starbucks and fell in love with this drink after trying it.

While passing the drink to me, my girlfriend reminded me to take my medication, antihistamine pills,etc. Being lethargic and drowsy as hell, I decided to swallow the pills while drinking some Boba. 

Here comes the fuck up, I popped the pills into my mouth and took a big mouthful of the Boba, as there was both pearls and pills in my mouth, in my confused state I SWALLOWED everything. I started choking and tried to call out to my girlfriend but couldn't. In my frenzied state I slipped off the bed and hit my head on the bedside table. As I lay facedown on the floor and still choking, I tried to crawl on all fours to the bathroom where my girlfriend was. 

Fortunately for me, my girlfriend stepped out of the bathroom at this point. Unfortunately, she freaked out and started crying, I was still choking at this point until she finally regained her composure, pulled my upper body up on the bed face first and slammed my back really hard with her palms. The force was so great it not only knocked the pearls out of me; I was knocked out as well.
When I regained consciousness, I was laying next to a pile of my own vomit embedded with some black pearls. We lay there for what seemed like an hour and finally called for some room service. We were charged $199 for dirtying the quilt and also $99 for breaking the bedside lamp. The trip to the doctor also costed $50.

Summarize the given text in a few sentences.
<bot>: Fell sick on trip in Taiwan, took medicine with Boba, choked on black pearls, hit head on bedside table, smashed lamp, freaked girlfriend out, vomited on quilt and finally a trip to the doctor.