<human>: We were having a work party and we are all quite young and I found myself down the street in some random park taking care of my boss as he vomited on himself. As I came back to the club we were at I walked up to one of the guys gave him a friendly hit on the chest and told him to meet me at the bar to get a drink. Apparently I was significantly more drunk then I thought because what actually happened was this~ I walked up and gave him a friendly hit on the chest, totally interrupting a girl mid sentence who was talking to him. They had just danced for over and hour and he had bought her a drink, then I swooped in told him to meet me at the bar and he immediately told her he had to go. I proceeded to buy a drink and spill it all over him with my hand jester story telling then told him I wanted to dance and left him, who happily waited for me to finish getting my dance on and take my drunk ass home.

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<bot>: Got outrageously drunk and cock blocked someone who was more then willing to take care of me instead. I took it to heart in the best of ways.