<human>: This is not the same post as the one that is hot on tifu's page. I read that post in hopes that I would find an experience that was similar to mine but was let down.

Anyway, this happened a couple years ago and I can't remember exactly because I'm always trying to forget this incident. I got up in the morning as usual and started the process of getting ready for school (7th-9th grade maybe?). I waited for my sister to get out of the shower as she was the one who got up the earliest out of everyone. When she got out(of the bathroom), I went in and proceeded to take my shower. This is where the magic happens.

About three minutes or so in I have a fart building up inside of me. It felt like a normal fart so I let it out. Little did I know that this bad boy would ruin my day. I heard a splat on the wall behind me. I turned around the my fart had actually turned out to be an explosion(explosive shart?). I had created my very own ~~Picasso~~Poocasso all over my shower wall. I grabbed the shower head and started spraying down my painting. I could have made millions off of that... My poop starts sliding off. At the same time, I'm also trying to avoid making foot contact with them. I miscalculate my step and slip. 

Then I wake up on my bed and my parents are staring at me, bewildered. Apparently, I had slipped in the shower, my head hit the wall with enough force to knock me out(my mother knows all). They had found me lying face down in the shower. When they picked me up, the front of my body was covered in poop and they had to clean me up and get me tf out of there. They asked me what happened and I had to lie and tell me I couldn't remember that far back. Only my sister knows the tale of my misfortune and now Reddit.

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<bot>: Had an explosive shart in the shower, made a "Poocasso," and knocked myself out during the cleaning process.