<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

Just happened earlier today

Wife and I were watching TV earlier when she abruptly gets up and goes to the bathroom. A minute later I hear the shower turn on. Weird I thought, taking an unannounced shower so late. Screw it I thought, I hadn't showered today and  I had a long day (which comes into play shortly) so I decide to go join her which we do often enough.

The reason I had a long day was that I spent most of it shampooing our 100% carpeted apartment, emptying the dirty water into the tub as I went. The reason I heard the shower turn on was apparently due to me leaving some dirt behind in the tub, and so she was taking the opportunity to rinse it down the drain while she was doing her thing... And then I walked in. She got startled, Mildly awkward not a big deal, both of us laughed it off.

Here's the FU. Later I find myself in need of a trip to the oval office. Now, we both prank each other occasionally and I was pretty sure she was going to try to exact sweet revenge by scaring me while compromised so to head her off at the pass I lock the bathroom door. Well my plan succeeded, confirmed by the loud thump as she stepped fast into a locked doorway she was expecting to have opened. 

Now I'm sitting here trying not to laugh as we contemplate whether or not to go to the hospital to see if her toe is broken.
<bot>: shampooed the carpet, left dirt in the tub, walked in on SO in the bathroom and now her toe may be broken.