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So here is my question: how would you make $10,000 the quickest? All of those "I am the 99%" posts made me look at my finances and in order to keep up the good credit and stop wasting money each month I would need around $10,000 basically as quick as possible. Don't be gullible though thinking I want to make some quick, dirty cash doing anything illegal. I mean the quickest in the sense of it certainly taking up time, but not more than necessary. Here is what I have available: a computer workstation, whiteboard, caffeine pills, high speed internet, php/mysql coding skills, graphic design skills, lots of experience and even more time I am willing to put into anything yielding a high return. I also know how to handle dangerous reptiles, but hope this won't be part of the plan! Your ideas are appreciated and I will keep everyone up to date with the progress.
<bot>: I need $10,000 and I need it now! Or some time soon, once I am done with the plan you'll suggest.