<human>: Mine was my thirteenth birthday. We had just got to Great Wolf Lodge. After a good five hours of straight up playing in the water, we went to eat dinner at the GWL food area. I ordered a salad which had some really bad tasting dressing, yet I finished it. We went back to our room as my mom told me, "You need to use the restroom before you go back!" We only stayed one day and night, so I didn't want to waste a second. Now, our room was almost all the way down an extremely long hall way, but I'll get to that later. So fast forward a tiny bit. As I'm in the wave pool, I start getting stomach cramps. You know where this leads to. The bathroom is across the entire room which could have probably fit fifty of my house in. So I make to the bathroom but as I'm one stall away, I take the biggest crap in my swimming trunks. I go into that last stall and drop my pants as I continue to drop deuces. Now I'm wet, the floor is covered in water and crap, and my pants were stained with my feces. As I clean everything up, I notice the crap stain in my pants is on *the front of my pants*. The back? Nothing. So I take some toilet paper and cover my stain. I had to run across that huge room, up two flights of stairs, then down the worlds longest hallway. I was limping/running the whole way to get people to think I got hurt. One of the worst things I heard on my way to my room was, "What is that smell?!" My families faces were pretty much like this: ಠ\_ಠ

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<bot>: Crapped myself at Great Wolf Lodge, had to run a mile with poop stains on the front of my swimming trunks. People knew.