<human>: Okay happened a while back, was debating if I should post this or not.

For my job I had the opportunity to relocate to Seattle which of course came with more money. I have always wanted to move from California so I was very excited. I was scheduled to go to Seattle and meet managment and such.

I knew nobody in Seattle but my mom mentioned to me that my cousin Sara lives there. So I get in contact with my cousin and was scheduled to stay at her place for the weekend. The meeting for work was on Monday.  I was scheduled to arrive Friday but she had plans that day so I stayed at a motel.

Well I settle in and decide to take a cab to a bar. I exchange glances with a cute gal and proceed to buy her a drink. We end up being very compatable and she agrees to go back to my place. We have sexy time and she tells me she cant stay the night. She wants to meet again so we exchange numbers, I call her at that instance and my phone says calling Sara. FML!!

She leaves ackwardly bolts out of there and I never talk to her again. I spent the weekend in the motel. On Monday I went to meet management but turned down the offer. I should have facebook-ed Sara before.

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<bot>: went to Seattle for job relocation. Went out to bar, hooked up with my cousin. Turned down job offer.