<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

A true TIFU as its still happening.

Last weekend I decided to go out with a friend for the first time. She drank a bit too much and in the process of me caring for her she threw up all over me in the back of the uber. I don't have a very good washing machine. My drunk self just dumped the clothes in the washing machine after changing.

Fast forward to today. I grab the jeans off the top of the clean laundry basket for casual Friday. I get ready with the lights off in the morning because fuck the sun. Get dressed all normal like, then after a 45 minute drive to work I sit down at my desk and realize the pants I'm wearing are still covered my friend dried week old vomit. 90% of the smell is gone and the jeans are dark, but you can see it. Attempting to leave early without giving my boss the embarrassing reason.
<bot>: Friend vomitted on my pants. I didn't do a good job washing them. Now I'm wearing them in public.