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Alright so this actually happened today. 

I was at work like always doing my usual thing. I work in the deli so we sell all kinds of things as far as hot foods, deli meats and the like.

As you may or may not know, if you've ever been to a deli. The place where they keep all the meats and foods are quite tall. They go right about to where an average persons chest is.

Today was like any other day. I was making sandwiches for the floor when all of a sudden I hear a loud "excuse me" in a really ghetto voice. I look around and I don't see any customers. Was my mind playing tricks on me? As I go back to my sandwiches I hear another louder and very annoyed "EXCUSE ME!" As my eyes approach the counter, I see the most cutest and ghetto looking tiny woman I've ever seen. She had the cutest littlest kid sized bobbed weave and then she proceeds to berate me on how I'm supposed to be attentive and show good customer service and how dare I ignore her for such a long time.

My mouth does the unthinkable and I blurt out "I couldn't see anyone over the counter" and I gasp to myself. I can't believe I said that. 

I proceed to get her food and had to climb over the deli to hand it to her because she couldn't reach to grab it. So as I step down I wait a few seconds before telling my coworker that I just saw the most adorable little person ever. 

What I didn't know, was that she was still standing in the deli grabbing some utensils and condiments when I heard a very loud and very sassy "are you fucking serious?"

I felt so bad I ran to the back of the deli and hid in the cooler for a good 5 minutes waiting for her to leave.

God I hope she doesn't complain.
<bot>: Britney Spears came into my work today and asked us if we had seen Amanda Bynes come through because they were on their way to do some heroin with Charlie Chaplin.