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The extent of my failure at relationships became painfully apparent to me recently. I was talking with some people and the subject of previous partners came up. When I said that I had only kissed 5 girls in my entire life, even all of the girls in the room had kissed more girls than I have. That really got to me. Here's a quick overview of my love life:

  - Kissed a total of 5 girls:
     1) My one girlfriend I had in high school (she was pretty cute)
     2) One week long fling with a coworker the week before I left for college
     3) Drunken make out one night freshman year (damn she was ugly)
     4) Drunken hook up one night sophomore year (out-weighed me by a good 40 lbs)
     5) My last girlfriend who I was not in the least physically attracted to and was abusive. Finally got out of that after 2 years.

  - Had sex with 3 women, 1 boy
     1) My first sexual encounter was in 3rd grade with my friend Dan. We both performed fellatio on one another and anal sex. We were ashamed of what we were doing, but kept it up for a month or so.
     2) Number 2 from above. The best week of my life.
     3) Number 4 from above. Not only was she not attractive, but her ex ended up breaking into the room halfway through. Needless to say, it ended there.
     4) Number 5 from above.

  I am ashamed of most all of these experiences with the exception of that one glorious week before I left for college. I feel like I'm never going to be able to have another satisfying sexual experience. The worst part is, I feel like I'm pretty damn good-looking but I have absolutely no idea how to talk to a girl.

  So, how big of a loser am I?
<bot>: I'm a 24yo college graduate and I have kissed a total of 5 girls and had sex with 3 (most of which I regret)