<human>: I few days ago, I got a new bike. The bike came along with brake discs instead of the regular brakes. After an hour of cycling, I remembered playing Need For Speed Rivals a while back and seeing how the brake discs start glowing red hot when I brake from 300km/h to 0 - so I decided to try it. From around 40 kilometers an hour to 0 in ~5 seconds, the brake discs didn't look like it was hot, I guess my curiosity got me here because I just grabbed it with my entire hand. Yea it fucked my hand up completely, the shit was fucking hot, even hotter than that moment in our childhood when we decided to lay our fingers on top of the steam vents of the rice cooker. I cycled around 30 minutes away from my home, so if I decided to turn back, I would have to cycle back with one hand only using a single brake. Cycling back, there is a 4 cross way junction, (note:I shaved my balls about a day ago so my dick was really itchy) I kept scratching my balls, and I couldn't brake in time, 2 cars came out side by side from the same area of the junction and I guess seeing me irresponsibly scratching my balls one swerved to the left bashing the other car out of the road into a drain

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<bot>: I burnt my hand after touching bicycle brakes, cycled along the road with 1 hand, did not manage to brake in time at a junction because scratching balls. Car swerve and hit other car sending it to the drain.