<human>: My ex has put in for a 'cutest couple' competition in a small town in wyoming. While I am not friends with her on facebook, I still know her cousins and they have been pandering to their facebook friends for help voting for this girl (said ex). Right now my ex is in a neck and neck tie with another couple (who I do not have the pleasure of knowing) and I would like your help in securing their win.

Please vote for [this] couple (again I have no idea who they are, but they are almost tied with my ex and shitbag bf).

Note: Please do not mention this on the comment section. I would prefer she never know it was me.

Backstory

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: style: Got deployed to Afghanistan, this girl cheated on me with current bf. Got back and found out he was driving my car around and living with her. i.e. Total shitbags.