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So, I live in this shitty apartment building where there's definitely not enough spots for everyone's cars (maybe JUST enough, but that's pushing it.) So there's 6 designated spots for each apartment, and two or three floaters (whoever parks there can park there) in the lot. My shitty drug dealing upstairs neighbors always have friends over who block me in the driveway, park in my spot, or hit my car on the way out (I actually think that one was my actual neighbor though)....

Anyways, earlier yesterday someone's parked in my apartment's designated spot. This happens all the time because there's two spots directly in front of the house, parallel and right on the road, it's hard to know that it's not just off-street parking. (There's a big sign but I give people the benefit of the doubt) I usually write a note saying that it's a reserved spot and they can't park there. I did that yesterday to someone who parked there. They left, and hours and hours go by and I go out to buy a new mattress. I come back, and that jerk is parked in my spot again! So, I pull up so close to the driver's side door that it's impossible to get in from that side. I get out of my car and start cutting the rope off my mattress, and the owner of the car comes down to leave, just standing there watching. I say, "oh, is this your car? I'll move mine in just a few minutes, I gotta move this mattress. Oh, by the way, you're definitely not allowed to park here. Its a reserved spot for my apartment." and his response was "I wasn't staying long". I told him that he seriously can't ever park there again and that again, I'd move my car in just a couple minutes. He realizes I am not moving for him and he finally gets in on the passenger's side and slowly drives away. 

I am so sick of these assholes who continue to park in my spot. That felt good.
<bot>: Made some dude who keeps parking in my designated spot climb through the passenger's side of his car to actually enter his car.