<human>: We have a temp at work. He drives a shiny silver Scion while I have a 10-year-old Toyota that looks like it went through hell and back with slight injuries.

I park on the street because the office's parking lot if usually either full or doesn't have shade. My spot on the street has shade and I can leave fairly easily at the end of the day.

We are located in a cul-de-sac, and usually there are two other cars parked on the street with me. These two other cars are parked right across from my car, so there is still plenty of space on the street in front and behind me.

This temp, however, always chooses to park *inches* away from mine. I'm not exaggerating when I say that I took a measuring tape and saw that he was three inches away from my front bumper one time.

He even had the audacity to back up in front of my car while I was standing outside of it a few days ago. And today when I arrived to work and he was parked across the street, I went out during my break to see that he had moved his car and parked it right behind mine. Still with mere inches left between our bumpers.

This has been bugging the fuck out of me for two weeks. It's unnerving. I've asked two coworkers in his department to talk to him about it but nothing has changed. I'd like to escalate my problem to HR but I don't think it's worth it. And as much as I'd love to peel off his registration sticker, or lay a nail face up by his tires, or put a pebble in his valve cap, I don't think those steps are legal.

So after I finish typing this, I will update our birthday board and misspell his name.

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<bot>: Temp keeps parking his shiny car inches away from mine seemingly on purpose. I misspell his name on the birthday board.