<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So I went to the gas station today to try to get someone to buy me cigs(Yes I know they are bad/I'm rude to ask people to buy/ etc.). 

I haven't tried them before, I was just curious. So I(stupidly) ask these two guys who were out back smoking, who were probably in their 40's or 50's. One of them is this big guy with a navy hat. 

Now after I ask them, hat guy asks how old I am, so I say 17, truthfully. He wants verification that I am 17, and I say I don't have any, confused. 

He keeps asking for it to prove I'm 17, but I really don't. No license or anything :O

So then the other guy, this black man who was maybe 40 said, you lookin to get some cooch?(My friend was behind me, who I might add I had no attraction to). 

So after all this pestering I just keep saying nevermind, I'm sorry to have bothered you. Eventually I start walking away. Then I hear hat guy say "no, wait!"

I turn around and he is holding out 2 cigs saying if I really want them I can have them. I say no thank you, I have changed my mind, but he insists. So I finally take them and walk away. He yells back, they kill you, you know. And that was that.

I ended up smoking one and feeling gross.
<bot>: Ask older man for cigs, he wants I.D. that I'm 17, I walk away after much pestering, he gives me cigs.