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Throwaway account just in case. SO I feel as though I have absolutely pigeon-holed myself here and need some serious advice what to do. Some backstory: we live in CA and had been tossing around the idea to move to the East Coast. Low and behold our lowball offer on a fantastic house got accepted and we are fast approaching an actual move.

 

At the time we submitted our mortgage application, we had the intention that I wouldn't move till I got a job in the new state and our financing was based on such, as in it's all dependent on keeping my current job. Fast forward to today when I have now been offered a position in essentially a dream job and was able to accept with a start date essentially four days after we close.

 

The ISSUE is that in order for our financing not to fall apart, I need to be in 'good standing' with my current job so that when the mortgage company calls to verify employment, my current job says "yep, she's here, she's all good" without saying anything like, "yes she's here but last day is X" or else we loose our financing. 

 

HOW the hell do I handle this? Do I take a chance and explain the situation to my boss(who I have had a good relationship with) but then essentially asking them to lie for me, or do I call it a wash and have to quit cold turkey the day we close to not screw it all up? I am beside myself. I WANT to give proper notice, and even would be happy to find a replacement for me, but I don't want to loose our financing and this house!! ANY thoughts so appreciated!
<bot>: How can I leave my current job without loosing our mortgage financing that it's based on so I can start my new job four days later?