<human>: Mine isn't really that bad, but it has scarred me for life. In kindergarten, I had a friend named George. One day, I told George a funny (and inappropriate) song that I had heard somewhere. I don't really remember where I heard the song or why it was inappropriate, but remember, this was in kindergarten. So I'm pretty sure that it just said the word "stupid" or "butt" or something like that. However, at that age, we both thought that this song was hilarious. Anyway, I told him the song, and I specifically told him to NEVER tell it to anybody else, and especially not to tell people that he heard it from me. Well, later in the day, the teacher comes up to me, and she's holding a crying George by the arm. She screams, "PokeSalad! George was singing a song that was very inappropriate, and he said that you taught it to him! Is this true?!?" Through a ton of tears, George cried, "Yeah! Tell her, PokeSalad! Tell her that you taught it to me!" Without skipping a beat, I calmly reply, "Mrs. Derp, I have no idea what he's talking about." The teacher screamed at George, "I KNEW IT! YOU LIAR!" She then pulled him out of the room as he screamed in defiance. I honestly have no clue what happened to him, or where he is now.....

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<bot>: I told an inappropriate song to a classmate and then lied about ever telling it to him, which may have put his life in jeopardy from a crazy teacher.