<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

Alright, so today I was giving mom a much needed break from watching our 2 month old.  She put on the tv and selected some show shes never watched but it said something about gymnasts.  It was this crap show about some high.school gymnastic team.  Anyways for some dumb reason I start talking to the baby, "Mom watches stupid shows."    Soafter I say that he lets out a little smile, obviously  not thinking now I keep repeating it, ehile my poor wife was just trying to eat lunch.  Yadda yadda yadda.  Now she is super depressed, wont even turn on a tv, she didnt do her nightly p90x which she loves and has been crying off and on all evening.  I've done all the disaster recovery I, can do for now I think I just need to give her space, fuck am I dumb.
<bot>: Called my wife stupid in baby voice repeatedly to my 2 month old, like a giant inflamed cockjuggling moron asshole.