<human>: I'm  on a rowing team. The one where we get into long skinny canoe-like boats called racing shells, and use oars  to make them go fast. I sit in the front  of the boat facing the coxswain, or the person that's short and yells at us to go fast. 

Anyways, our cox today was a girl, one that I thought was quite cute. She  happened to have a boyfriend who was on the team however. 

We were taking a break between drills when all of a sudden my hormones kicked and got a random boner. Now in rowing we wear spandex trou kinda like bike shorts, but without the padding. So of course, my boner is quite easily visible, and the cox noticed. 

She started looking away uncomfortably, and for some reason this made get way harder. Now I've got a massive boner trying to rip through my shorts. It didn't help that our coach was having row "arms-only". This meant our legs were out flat and straight, giving the cox a great view of my predicament. 

The drills we were doing weren't very physically hard either, so I couldn't get the blood to flow anywhere else. This lasted the entire practice including when we got back on land. Afterwards, I heard her talking to her boyfriend about the "creep rowing stroke". Well, guess it's time to move on to the next one.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: Got a random boner, girl saw boner, couldn't get boner to go away. Suffered the consequences.