<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Just happened, so here you go.

Headed to McD's after long day at work, pulled into left turn, waiting for light to change. All of the sudden, Super Bright Light from my rear view mirror! Crappy little van behind me pulls up and has those appalling and annoying as balls xenon super bright lights. Shining right into my rear view mirror! I'm getting mad, and notice that light has changed. But do I go? Hell no! I wait until the last possible moment, right before the light turns red to go. Now he has to wait even longer, and he couldn't run it, as there was a cop in the oncoming lane. 

Petty revenge complete!
<bot>: Asshole has xenon super bright lights, make him wait an extra light because they were shining right into my rear view mirrors.