<human>: So, this happened about a month ago.

I start college pretty soon. (tomorrow in fac,t RIP) At the college, that I'll soon be joining, we have a pre enrolment day during the summer holidays, when we go in and sample our lessons, basically. So me and my mate live in the middle of nowhere, so we have to get the bus in. We both frequent getting the bus into town, so we are CONVINCED that the bus gets in a 23 minutes past every hour. I insisted to my mother that there was no point checking because that's when it always gets here. Ah, the frustrating vastitude of a mother's wisdom. 

Skip to pre enrolment morning. I'm up, I'm showered, I'm ready to go, the divines have hallowed my soul. Me and my fam head down to the bus stop. 08:15, still ten minutes to spare. 08:30-pfft, British public transport amirite. 08:45 where TF is the bus? 08:55 shit, it's at 07:50. Early morning service. We missed the bus and it's not even our real first day. Fuck. The divines have played my foolish soul like a tinker's harp.

So in the end we had to beg my homeslice's mum's friend to drive us all the way into the town. She was a very lovely brummy, who didn't hesitate to help is out. We ended up missing the assembly at our first lessons... Which weren't even our first lessons. Shit.

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<bot>: was a bellend, because I chose not to check the bus time table. Was late to my first day of college, that wasn't even the proper first day. Was saved by the benevolence of a brummy.