<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Here's the short version.  Someone tailgated me for about 15 miles today, despite my best efforts to remove them from my bumper.  I was changing lanes as I approached  a red light only to have them shoot past me, nearly hitting me, forcing me to swerve back into the lane, almost hitting another car.  I called the cops but they were unable to pull them over due to not witnessing the incident.    

My options are this: Go to the magistrate's office next week and press reckless driving charges, or, find out who they are and send them a sarcastic note, letting them know that I decided to send them a note instead of press charges.    But I can't find a license plate lookup service that does not charge money.  Are there any out there?
<bot>: Dude almost hit me today, I'd like to send them a note, but I can't look up the license plate.