<human>: This happened a couple years ago, but oh boy was it a big fuck up. I was on a road trip with my brother and while on the road late night I felt the urge. I had to pee SO BAD. It came on fast and it was urgent, probably having nothing to do with the 2 beers I decided to drink while he drove (I know, not my smartest move for multiple reasons). 

Anyway, I begged him to pull over somewhere. After passing a ton of closed places, we finally find an open gas station. I run full speed into the bathroom, so excited to finally relieve myself. 

The toilet was covered in shit. Literal shit. I don't know how or why it was like that, but it was REALLY bad. I couldn't bring myself to even hover over it. It just wasn't going to happen. But there was no way I could hold it any longer. Then I saw it: a drain in the corner of the bathroom. I don't know why, but it felt like the best idea ever. I'll just squat over the drain and get this done and get back on the road. I squat over the drain and start going. It was amazing to finally let it go. 

Suddenly I realize that it's not running down the drain. It's flowing to the other side of the bathroom! (Why the floor wasn't pitched towards the drain is a mystery) I shimmy over a few small steps, jeans around my knees trying to get directly over the drain to finish and get out of there. 

This is when it goes bad. My foot slides, I go into a dance of trying to catch myself and then the unthinkable happens. I fall. Into my puddle of piss. In this disgusting, vile, gas station bathroom from hell. It's on my naked ass, legs, my tshirt, my jeans, it's everywhere. Cleaned up the best I could, got clean clothes from the car and changed, pretended like nothing happened for the rest of the several hour long ride with my poor brother who had no idea I was covered in pee. It was the dumbest, grossest thing ever. By far the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to me.

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<bot>: I peed on a gas station bathroom floor (accidentally) and then slipped and fell in it (accidentally)