<human>: Technically it's not today but it was yesterday so here is my fuck up: 
Yesterday, I came home late from a party so as my natural teenage self, I sneaked in the house without wanting to awake parents (it was around 1:00 am, and they would throw a tantrum). I got into my room, changed into my sleeping clothes and everything without turning any lights in the house (except my room). When I got into bed, I realized "Shit, I didn't brush my teeth," so I find my way to the bathroom like a ninja (Yes, I cannot go to sleep if my mouth is dirty). Since the bathroom is across my parents' room from the hall, I didn't want to turn any lights or close any doors. When everything is ready, toothpaste on toothbrush and everything, I started to brush then I noticed than it seems like PlayDoh in my teeth with a strawberry scent. Without giving a second thought, I continued to brush because I was fucking tired and I told myself to check the toothpaste tomorrow. Wake up in the morning, I could feel a thick layer on my teeth and it's kinda harden. Remember the playdoh feel and the strawberry scene, I ran to the bathroom and check. Holy fucking shit, I was appalled of what I apparently thought was toothpaste last night. It's my dad's adhesive dental cream in a pink tube next to the toothpaste. I took a good 20 minutes to brush out the layer in my teeth with the lingered playdoh feel in my mouth.

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<bot>: sneaked in the house after a late party, brushed teeth without any lights on, accidentally use dad's adhesive dental cream instead of toothpaste.