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I just got back fro Seattle the other weekend, I live in Vancouver. It's not just that they are fatter than us (which they are) it's that they are just generally uglier. They look like shit. A lot of them had crappy clothes and bad complexions or whatever. Just street after street of ugly, ugly people. And they were useless as well. We went to a micro brewery and I asked the guy serving us if he knew of any other micro breweries in the city. He said they had another micro brewery across town of the same name. My friends and I were like "Why would we want to go to the same brewery across town? We mean a *different* brewery". He said he didn't know. That's like working at McDonals and someone asks if there's any other restaurants around. You go "Yeah, there's another McDonald's across town". "What about a restaurant that's not McDonald's?" "I have no idea". There was more, so fucking stupid and ugly race.
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