<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

Last night. Whatever.
Let me start with a little background, my husband and I share a home with his mother. She is very kind and sweet. And also a super conservative christian. She works the 3rd shift (11 pm to 7 am) at a nursing home because, again, she is a saint.
So last night the hubs and I come home from a Superbowl party and decide to have some celebratory sexy time! The high of an awesome Patriots win coupled with a few beers makes for a rowdy time in bed. After all the moaning and headboard thrashing we both fall into a blissfully fatigued post sex slumber.
Then I hear it. A door downstairs opens and feet are shuffling across the floor. Oh my god. My mother-in-law is home. She heard us, well, mainly me. She heard the shouts and moans and things no mother should ever hear being said to her son. There is no way she didn't hear. Her room is directly below ours.
So now I'm mortified and I have no idea how I'll ever be able to face her.
<bot>: pats won the Superbowl, I had super loud sex with my husband. Mother-in-law definitely heard.