<human>: I recently went to interview for a job I desperately wanted and needed.

I have been trying to get into law enforcement as an officer for the last two years. I currently work in a jail. Before that I worked doing technical support for one of the largest technology companies in the world. I resigned from there to be in LE.

I passed the gauntlet of tests and went in for a board interview and met five senior members of the police department. The board was going great and I had even managed to break their poker face once or twice. I've figured I've got this in the bag when they ask "What is one traffic offense that gets under your skin so much that you'd write it every time?"

I'm over here licking my chops because I knew it was coming. Every LE interview I've had, they ask a question where it's a no win situation. I go back to the well on this one, although it is completely truthful. "DWI."

As expected, "So what you're telling me is you would take the captain here to jail, who is set to retire in three weeks?" "He made that decision for me when he climbed behind the wheel of a 4,000lb object, drunk." "Isn't there anything else you can do?" "No."

That's a normal dialogue with them trying to see where you're at. So they ask me one more question, and we close the board. Right as I'm about to leave, the guy who seems to be running the board stands up and throws me a screwball.

"Have you ever heard of professional courtesy." "Yes I have." "Counting all city, county, state and federal agents, less than 1% of everyone are police officers and we have to have each other's back." I just stared at him, completely shocked. I look over at two more board members who are staring at the guy like, "uh what?" So I walk out.

There's three slots. Only me and one other guy made it through the previous stages, I'm still thinking I got it. I get the call that I wasn't "recommended for employment." No explanation, but I know why.

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<bot>: applied to be a police officer, didn't get a slot because I told the guy over the hiring board that I'd take him to jail if I caught him driving while drunk on a traffic stop.