<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

So I posted this somewhere else then saw this and decided to post it here, too. 

 A couple of months ago I took the SATs for the first time. I wore baggy sweat pants with huuuge pockets so I would be comfortable during the test. I finished one of the sections early with about 10 minutes left and get this bright idea. I had read on someones bucket list that they wanted to masturbate in public and thought it was a novel idea. I was pretty close to my period and was pretty horny because of that. So i reach into my pocket and start rubbing one out. Remind you, these are fairly big sweatpants and I'm a petite girl so you could barely see anything moving.

About 5 minutes later I start feeling close when the proctor starts walking around the class. I start flipping my pages around to make it look like I'm doing something and take a peak at the next section. I see that the next section is the same exact thing I was just doing, passage reading. Thats when I see the little stop sign at the bottom of the page.

I had not actually finished early and just THOUGHT I did because I had finished the previous passage. There was about 2 minutes left in the time slot and had to skip nearly half of a section on the SATs because I was masturbating. I ended up getting a pretty low score on that section and I will probably take it to my grave.
<bot>: Started masturbating during the SATs, ended up skipping a few pages and got a low score. Didn't finish in either respect.