<human>: Watch this [video] first and pay particular attention to 1:10 where the neighbour shouts over. For you lazy readers out there, [here]  It ties in to the story and without watching the video you won't get it. 

Some back story. I work at a Carvery. For those of you who don't know what that is, see [here.] That is an image of what we call in the business, our 'Deck' which is where the vegetable pots sit where customers help themselves, kind of like a buffet. 

All night long me and the rest of the kitchen team have been quoting that video. 'I never let children anywhere near my deck', 'That's a nice hard deck' etc.. etc.. but of course, emphasising the 'deck' to sound Aussie. 

At this time of night, usually 9:30/10pm the restaurant is pretty much empty. This night was no different, not one person in. 

So the end of the night rolls round and i begin to clean out the wells where the vegetable pots sit and the surrounding areas, as scavengers (customers) enjoy flinging food around like animals in a zoo. One of the kitchen lads comes out and says,
'wow, that's a nice deck you got there', of course, emphasising the 'deck' again. 
"Funny guy", i thought and had a laugh. 

10 minutes later he comes out from the kitchen again. 

"Still working on that deck huh, my decks better" 
"..."

Another 10 minutes rolls around.

"Hey, wanna see my deck?"

The cycle repeats until the last time he comes out the kitchen and says, 
"Man, your deck sucks!" but as he says this he walks past me to the bar area.

I then turn around and reply with,

"Yes! We know you've got a nice deck!"

And to my surprise a customer is standing behind me whilst looking me straight in the eyes and says, without acknowledging what had just happened,

"Where are the toilets?"

Condense the text into a few key points
<bot>: Watched a funny Australian fake commercial, began quoting it with work colleagues, told a customer he has a nice deck.