<human>: Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?

This happened a few years ago. Around my freshman year of highschool I basically decided I was no longer religious, however, I went a little extreme with the whole thing. I set my email as a normal address (thankfully) but for some reason decided my name should be "Jesus Christ". I was a goddamn idiot. 

Fast forward a few months and I'm volunteering at a hospital as part of a program. One day the director emails (she emailed often) and I happened to notice the names. Chelsea... Alex... Mark...Jesus Christ...Samantha...

I fucking died laughing when I saw that. And then I went into full OH FUCK mode when I realized that was my email. Side note, the director is an extremely religious 60-some black woman. 

Cue profuse apologies from me, thankfully she took it kind of well.
<bot>: set email name to Jesus, was emailing elderly black lady with that name, very grateful I didn't include profanity in the name...