<human>: You know how goldfish (the food) sometimes come in those big cartons? Well, today, I wanted some. Sadly, so called carton wouldn't open. After many attempts, I'm like "ALRIGHT, TIME TO TAKE A
KNIFE TO THE BOX!!!" So, stupid me gets kitchen knife and tries to open carton. Knife slips, makes cut wound to side of left hand. No biggie, just a small cut, until IT DOESN'T STOP BLEEDING. Me freaks out for moment, calms down, looks for band-aid. ALL OF THE BAND-AIDS ARE TOO BIG. Finds small kiddie Star Wars band-aids and uses, feels ashamed. Finally opened goldfish moments later.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Wanted goldfish, took knife to the box, cut self, applied kiddie band-aid and is now ashamed.