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This happened some years ago when I was in high school. I was working at a bakery at this time. My boss was overworked and jumped from crazy to angry constantly. I had worked at this bakery for about 2 years when this F-up happened.

My boss was having a particularly manic day and got after me for something. I don't remember what it was, but I  remember being very offended and hurt. I worked my butt of at this job (cleaning a bakery sucks, BAD). So it was at this time I decided to look for another job. I had seen a sign in the window of the bookstore next door advertising a job position.

So after work I headed over to the bookstore. I briefly stopped to read the sign, but I wanted to look cool so I hurried inside to inquire about the position. Now I must say when I was a teenager I acted wise beyond my years, but the sad truth was that I was an airhead. I knew very little about the way "grown-up" things worked. 

Anyway I walk into the store and head to a sales associate and ask to see the manager. She tells me that she is the manager. I with all my teenage confidence state that I am interested in the job opening. She tells me in an annoyed voice that I can apply by resume. At this point I'm flustered because it's already been a crappy day and now this woman is being witchy. Nevertheless I ask in my kindest voice if I can get a resume. The woman pauses and looks at me quizzically. Then in a not so quiet voice she informes me that **I** am supposed to write a resume and bring it in. I stare at her dumbfounded for a moment and then it clicks. I feel extremely stupid! I blush probably more than I ever have in my life, turn around and walk out of the store.

The worst part about this is that when I told my parents, looking for some kind words, they laughed so hard they cried. Then promptly told anyone and everyone of my mistake. And that is the longest story ever about how I F'd up.

WAY
<bot>: Got pissed at my boss, went next door to inquire about a position, was told resumes are made by applicant, felt stupid, went home, cried.