<human>: After my maths class I decided to play basketball in the outdoor court because one of my friends brought a ball in with him (I hadn't planned to play basketball so I just played in the clothes I was in), and when I went for a layup, my jeans ripped (I mean RIPPED, the tear was nearly to my knee on one side). I decided to go home and change before my English lesson and took the bus home (The space between the seats on the buses in my city are too small for my liking, I can't sit completely straight). When I got on, the bus was pretty empty, and I got on and sat on the right hand side with my right leg wedged in between the seat in front (knee raised so it was about chin height) and had my other leg sprawled across the seat next to me. I put in my headphones and started listening to music. About halfway through my journey a woman sat on the seats parallel to mine but I didn't pay her much attention as I was on my phone. When I looked up to see where the bus was, I noticed the woman giving me funny looks and when I went back to my phone I could see her giving me the same looks out of the corner of my eye. Eventually she got off the bus, with me getting off a couple of stops later. When I got off I felt a breeze between my legs. It was then I realised what I'd done, the way I had been sitting meant the woman could see right into the crotch tear in my jeans. To make matters worse, my dick had wriggled free from my boxers, meaning this woman had an excellent view of Chocolate Thunder for her entire journey.

Note: I know this has a hint of r/bigdickproblems, but it I think it belongs here.

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<bot>: I split my jeans with a layup, went home to change and flashed my crotch tear to a woman on the bus, to make matters worse, my cock had come out of my boxers.