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This happened two weeks ago.

As an ignorant moron who had no idea what meatspin was, my friend told me to go on meatspin.com

Three hours later, during English class, while I was doing research I decided to check out what meatspin.com was.

Mistake 1: I didn't check the credibility of the site

Mistake 2: THE COMPUTER WAS ON MAX VOLUME

So when the site loaded, the music from the site blasted across the classroom and everybody turned around, looking at me, including the teacher. My English teacher looked sort of aroused from the gay dick buttfuck from the website.

Now everybody thinks I'm gay and I discovered that my teacher is a pervert.
<bot>: Idiot goes on meatspin.com in class with no idea what it is, ruins reputation and discovers that his teacher is a pervert