<human>: So I'm leaving work to have a drink with my lady friends. One drink turns into many tequilas and I stay out quite late. I call my man friend and tell him I am running late because tequila, however I do have a 6 pack of tall boys for us, to which he replies he does not mind because video games. A few more tequilas later, I feel bad for lingering so I call him and offer to bring us burgers from the food truck since it is now last call at the bar. He's still cool with everything because he's a rad guy and because video games. I get said burgers, hop and my car and head over, excited because burgers, beer, and hanging out. 

THE FUCK UP... I jump out of my car with my goodies, decide that walking was too slow and in my excitement I start running through the grass... Only to tumble over a root? My own feet? A mysterious force? I fall, lost two tall boys, scrape my knees, sprain my ankle, and Smushed the beloved burger. I leave the fallen tall boys behind to hobble to his apartment. I show up on his door step bleeding, limping, with a mangled burger bag, and two missing tall boys. 

Now I can't walk and I'm leaving on vacation tomorrow.

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<bot>: tried to be nice and bring my boy friend burgers and beer, drink too much tequila, got too excited to deliver them, fall and sprain my ankle, I'm leaving on vacation tomorrow.