<human>: The other night I was leaving a bar with friends after a couple of drinks, when an argument between these two drunk girls started outside. They looked like your standard very attractive clubbing girls - tight, short dresses with a generous helping of makeup. Mix that with drunk, and they are the type of people I would normally avoid.

However, as we were walking past, it turned out that they were having a full-out brawl over their political differences. Talking about neoliberalism, they bandied around names like Adam Smith, John Rawls, Aristotle, Foucault etc. It was bizarre.

In the end, a crowd formed around them just watching them have this massive argument, that ended with slapping and hair pulling. The girls had to be separated. One girl started crying, while the other girl raised her arms in victory and yelled "AND THE WHITE CRUSADER WINS AGAIN!" (she was not white).

Is this an isolated incident? What are some of your unexpected and unique drunk stories?

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: Two incredibly drunk girls fight it out over neoliberalist philosophy. The winner yells out triumphantly a phrase that makes no sense in context.