<human>: So I work two jobs since I'm only 18 and not going to school until next September. One of my jobs is a truck worker at a particular retail chain who's favorite color is red and spawns temporary fame to workers named Alex. Since I work the trucks, I start work at 6 AM and wake up at 5 AM to go in and stock shit. My usual schedule is Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Yesterday was Tuesday so I didn't go in because that's always been one of my days off. Today is Wednesday so I woke up at 5 like always and went in at 6 to start the grind of box unpacking. Usually all the stock workers are lined up outside the door waiting to be let in but today there was no one outside. Weird. Maybe they all got let in early? I ring the bell and a manager let's me in. As I go to clock in, another one of the managers asks me if I was supposed to be working today and I said "Yeah, its Wednesday. We get trucks today" to which my manager responds "...there is no truck today". Wait....what? Turns out that since its the holidays, the schedule is different and more sporadic that the normal schedule. The manager tells me that there was a truck yesterday but not today and that there's one tomorrow. He then starts laughing at my mistake and tells me to go home and come tomorrow. Now I sit here in my room in boredom thinking about the poor soul who had to cover for me yesterday while I was sleeping.

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<bot>: Skipped work yesterday without calling in to let the store know I wasn't coming in and woke up at 5 today for no reason.