<human>: Context - I had a pair of friends who are from abroad and were leaving this week. They asked if they could have a going away party at my place since my parents were gone. I said sure why not despite the fact that my dream job interview was the next day since they promised they'd invite a bunch of ppl over so that I wouldn't have to drink much and finish relatively early.

I go out and buy alcohol with them, return home only to find out they invited a total of 3 people (two of whom don't even show up until after midnight). Since it's only just us, I end up drinking and before I knew it, one drink turns to 3, 3 into 9, and next thing I know I'm schwasted as well. We start at 7pm and things keep going until 2am when I say enough is enough and kick everyone out. 

Next morning obviously I'm hungover with a mild headache. I figure it's nothing a good breakfast and some coffee can't fix. With my headache gone, I go into the interview feeling ready to ace it. NOPE. I sit down with the boss and upon being asked the first question (typical "so tell me about yourself"), my brain derps the fuck out. Can't even produce a coherent answer. I apologize and make up the excuse that I js happen to "feel out of it today for some reason" and proceed to power through the most painful job interview experience of my life. Needless to say, the boss wasn't very impressed. 

As I was being walked out, the office lady who I had the first round of interviews with looked like she wanted to cry (she really liked me and I think she was looking forward to working with me). Annnnd there goes my dream job.

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<bot>: Drank too much the night before dream job interview, thought hangover was gone but derped the hell out for the most painful job interview of my life.