<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

This happened about two hours ago.

So, to give you a little background; I'm a 16 year old average teenage dude and I live in a strict religious household where sex isn't taken lightly or accepted easily. I got caught in the past when I didn't delete certain pictures of my girlfriend from my phone, and it wasn't taken lightly.

Fast forward to today. Ever since the previous incident my mom randomly checks my phone and I've been very cautious about deleting things so I don't get busted again. Here's where the FU happened. I was texting one of my friends last night just jokingly talking about how I had banged my gf and what not, but forgot to delete the messages.

My mom walks into my room at the most random time, snatches my phone and exits my room. I then come to the sudden realization that I had forgotten to delete those messages. I'm fucked. A few minutes later, my parents inform me that my phone has been confiscated for a while, and according to my dad, i'm "banned from the internet". To make matters worse, my mother makes me pick up the house phone, call my girlfriend and explain to her everything that happened while the phone is on speaker and  both of my parents are right next to me listening to everything. I can't even look my parents in the eye anymore. I wanted to die.

Luckily, she still let me use the house phone to call my gf, so I called her shortly and explained to her what exactly happened and we're good now.
<bot>: Forgot to delete my text messages to my friend about me banging my gf, mom took phone and saw it all. Called girlfriend and told her what happened, forever embarrassed and looked down upon by my family.