<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

OK this literally just happened, incredibly embarrassed.

Was sitting in my interview everything going swimmingly, I'm in the zone, right leg over left knee in alpha leg cross position. (No table between me and interviewer)

Now this interview flew by and I didn't move my leg from this position for at least 40 mins. What happens next as the interview comes to a close and I truly realise the extent of my fuck up.(think sitting on your phone on reddit in the toilet for too long)

So apon uncrossing my leg I notice the pins and needles right away, my leg is fully numb from hip to toes. The interviewer gets up to shake my hand once more and show me the door so I hesitantly stand up and immediately my leg just like folds and I half fall over but play it off as picking my umbrella from the floor. Now trying to look as normal as possible I lock my knee out and kind of peg leg it out the door(leg locked out straight doing sort of half circle swivels to walk)

I know both interviewers were like wtf is going on, they knew I knew, they are most likely crossing me of the list saying that guy is a crazy person. It was all going so well reddit. So damn well!
<bot>: TIFU by crossing my leg for an hour so it was numb enough I couldn't feel it and exited my interview walking like a pirate with a peg leg!