<human>: Soo this is my first post and i'm not too sure how it will turn out or whatever, so don't hurt me.
So last night i went to my mates family kris kringle they've had been going on for about 7 years annually, what happens is whoever comes needs to bring a $10 present and put it with all the other presents. After having dinner and getting to know one another, we start in oldest to youngest in choosing the presents. See my present was a product of surfboard wax, (me being the only surfy kind of guy there) called 'sex wax'. Don't get me wrong, it is one of my favourite wax to get for my board, and I thought it as a joke to take it to kris kringle seeing how many people would of mistaken it.

Now I didn't think it through that there would be young kids about ages 4-8 there and the wax being so small in size, it was last to be chosen. It only hit me how this would not turn out well as the youngest girl of them all walked up to my gift, eager to know what was inside.

She opened it, and seeing the word 'sex' was enough for her, she screamed and ran off in disgust and after seeing my mates laughing their heads off finally seeing it all unfold as the realisation and embarrassment hit me, I had to jump in and explain to everyone of all ages it was for surfing. The rest of the night i could feel some tension of disapproval from the elderly, but many found it funny. That night sure won't be forgotten

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<bot>: went to a friend's family kris kringle. Brought surf wax named as 'sex wax'. Little girl opened it, misinterperated it and now the elderly despises me now of it :)