<human>: Hi Reddit, been lurking on this site for a few months now, this is actually my first post! Anyways, on to the fuck up (which actually happened today believe it or not!)

Me and my friends were walking through the corridor at school, when I smashed my hip on the frame of a door (a tiny fuck up within the bigger fuck up to come), me being the idiot I am, fell on the floor and started screaming like I'd been shot (overreacting but meh, it hurt ok!) my brother then told me to stand up, to which I replied 'I can't, I'm crippled now' in a loud voice. Little did I know that the lift (elevator to you Americans) that carries kids in wheelchairs up to the second floor of the school had just opened, and a kid in a wheelchair came scooting out. I kinda just stood up real quick and noped the fuck out from sheer awkwardness, but one of the carers gave me a death stare as I walked off. Needless to say it was slightly awkward.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Walked into door like a twat, proclaimed that said door had crippled me in front of a disabled kid, awkwardness ensued.