<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

My boyfriend has a couple little statues on a table. One is a ceramic multi headed dragon that you put incense in and it breathes smoke. The other is a very realistic looking alligator head with its mouth open. I was cleaning, and while dusting the table I accidentally knocked the alligator head onto the floor, between the couch and the wall. It was a bit hard to see, so I felt around with my hand until suddenly I noticed a sharp, stabbing pain in my thumb. I pulled my hand out and my thumb was gushing blood. I went and asked my boyfriend for a band aid, and, noticing my hand was bleeding pretty bad asked me what the hell I did. I commented that I knocked over his alligator statue, and its teeth are stupidly sharp.

"Oh, that?" he remarked nonchalantly. "That's a real alligator head. Its teeth are razor sharp. You shouldn't touch those."
<bot>: my boyfriend has a real fucking alligator head, that I always thought was fake, and alligator teeth are not to be fucked with