<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

I met my boyfriend 5 weeks ago and we hit it off immediately, and I've never been so attracted to anyone before. 

When we're alone, we can't keep our hands off each other, whether drunk or sober, and often more than once a day, and it's led to some pretty rough sex.

Unfortunately, while I have no issue with it, I have been on antibiotics lately and drinking more than usual, on top of a poor diet, so when he accidentally scratched me internally a few days ago (nail was not cut as much as previously thought) it was pretty unsurprising that my snatch returned the love by developing a huge thrush issue. 

While I think my love-pit is being a teeny weeny bit dramatic, it's by far the worst I've ever had it, and I went to the doctor immediately to start taking stuff to clean it up. 

I was given three pills to take, and 7 days worth of this horrendous white liquid that I have to fire up my cooter like a reverse volcano.

We've been pretty busy life wise and I haven't had to see him since, but we are meant to be catching up tonight. 

So... do I tell him what happened and why, or do I tell him I'm just not in the mood? I feel like honesty is important but how honest is too honest?
<bot>: party hard lifestyle led to an angry clam, I'm currently closed for business, how to tell my boyfriend of 5 months that he's only eating pizza tonight?