<human>: So I walk in to work for my regular shift from 3 close this incident happened about an hour ago and one of my co workers has some Trinidad moruga scorpion peppers and so I take a small bite of one it was nothing extremely hot I didn't eat a lot of it. It was hot but nothing out of the ordinary.

Now this is where I fucked up.

5 minutes later I go to the bathroom and I forgot I ate that pepper and as I'm adjusting my goods to go to the bathroom so I do my business walk out then 5 minutes later is probably the worat pain I've ever felt in my life.

All of a sudden im on the floor kneeling it feels like someone is taking a flamethrower to my goods and just keeping it there.  Now keep in my.mind that the oils from those pepper are strong enough to burn through a nylon glove and that oil is all over my junk.  Im on the floor in the middle of the kitchen of my work and my co workers are laughing while i must admit i would laugh too but this is the worst pain i can remember 

Its been about an hour since and its died down but it still hurts to walk around and my goods are as red as can be.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: ate a Trinidad moruga scorpion pepper didn't hurt took a piss adjusted my goods and felt like someone took a whole can of pepper spray to my goods