<human>: I just had a dream that i was in my college common room watching TV when Conan O'brien walked in. I didnt want to say anything but my friend yelled out. I then proceeded to tell a bad joke and he left. He came back with a skateboard and started to do sick tricks down the stairs outside of our college. Then one of my friends showed him up with even more sick stunts. Then for some reason we were in a prison gym and he challenged one of us to a fight. So this old asian prisoner volunteered. Turns out he was an old kung fu master. Anyway the fight starts and Conan has something to prove so he comes in with this huge spinning kick and instead of blocking it the kung fu master takes the hit right in the face so has he can deliver a shattering right hook. They are both knocked down but Conan gets up. Turns out he killed the kung fu master. We didnt tell him however as we didnt want to upset him

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<bot>: Conan O'Brien gets shown up by my friend on the skateboard so kills and old asian man in a kung fu battle