<human>: Not today, but a series of days, I fucked up.

It was the 2nd last week of college and my friend down the hallway and I were enjoying each others company, very much. The sex was great.
However as we both knew, we weren't for each other and fuck it, it's college. It was the Wednesday night after a series of great days that the fuck up occured. I drank, I drank, and I drank, to beyond the point were standing was a mission. And that night obviously, I wanted some action and was in too much of a state to talk to any other women, and also it wasn't going to be available from the friend as she had some seriously determined guys after her. So me, being drunk and that decide to make things interesting. I then proceeded to tell the guys that she had an STD and they would get pretty messed up if they went there. Obviously they all backed the fuck up and got their STD free selves out of there. And ofcourse the word got back to her who now hates my guts.

Nice one self.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: Friends with benefits, going great, got drunk, wanted sex, declined by chicks, wanted friend with benefit to have sex, had competition, eliminated competition, eliminated friend with benefits.