<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So as many others here, this happened 2yrs ago. I work for a Music School, and we organised a band event a while ago where a lot of people participated. The Top 5 would get Disks of their performances (video and mixed audio), and some other prizes (that aren't important to the story). 

Here's the fuck up. Because at the time, this place was just started, I had been working really hard, very long erratic hours, functioning on very little sleep and rest. My brain was not what you would call 'normally functional', resulting in slight slurring in my speech, and some mumbling and bumbling. I walked up to this particular band, and in front of a whole bunch of really impressive people from the industry (crucial to my success as a musician), said "Congratulations GenericBandName! I am proud to present to you blah blah gifts, as well as a mixed & mastered copy of your performance on tape! Here's your Dick!". 

Luckily, I burst out laughing as I said it, they realised it was a FU and laughed, the audience and panelists laughed. Good times.
<bot>: I meant to say the word "Disk" and landed up saying "Dick" while awarding the winning band at a competition in front of Industry Bigwigs.