<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

This just happened about an hour ago. 

Let me start by saying that earlier today/yesterday I got my bottom two wisdom teeth taken out. Anesthesia hit me harder than the strongest strain of the devil's cabbage. Woke up and proceeded to go home where I took the meds the dentist gave. Knocked out cold, again, and woke up to 4 hours before my usual sleeping hours. To pass the time, I ate some rice porridge and yogurt because after wisdom teeth extraction, you can't eat solid foods for a few days, else the stitches over where the teeth were become undone and you start bleeding. I was browsing through reddit to pass time, getting ready to go to sleep, so I took the second dose of meds, partnered with some peach iced tea, with ice.

Reading some more posts, mostly about the Tianjin explosion and stuff, when I had the brilliant idea of putting half melted ice cubes inside my mouth and near the swollen extraction sites. By now, the swelling was noticeable, and gave me a sharp-ass jawline like comics depicting Superman or that one hero from Fairly Oddparents. Pretty damn sharp, like you can cut two lines with it, one for each nostril. Anyways, I have a pretty bad chewing habit, especially with ice, so I was very cautious and self aware about the ice cubes in my mouth.

All it took was one second. One second of not paying attention. One really strong ass chew to break the ice up, muscle memory dictated. It was too late. Immediately regretting putting ice in the first place, I felt pain as sharp as the aforementioned jawline. I feel blood going down my throat, and cheeks swelling up even more. Now I look like [this] and I'm trying really hard not to choke on blood, saliva, or the emergency gauze my dentist gave. It's gonna be a long night.
<bot>: Wisdom teeth extraction, slipped up and chewed on ice, got a bootyhead and choked on my own blood.