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**Background:** My SO and I live pretty close to a beach which after dark is more or less completely empty, and I'm talking a huge peninsula so it's not just like a small little lake.  They have the occasional park patrol that tosses people out after dark and we had been there long enough to realize it was completely abandoned and DARK, I mean really dark.  

So she says we should skinny dip, I say sure lets do this.  Then it becomes a theoretical but "what if" conversation.  In short who can give some advice on how to do go skinny dipping and minimize the risks of getting caught by some passerby or park ranger?
<bot>: My SO is too nervous about being caught to skinny dip and seeks help via Reddit to find a way to cross this off the bucket list.