<human>: So I wanted to post a different TIFU but it must wait to the weekend so I'll post this one instead. And the obvious this didn't happen today but a while ago. 

Everyone knows how peanut butter gets hard as fuck when it's in the freezer right ? I didn't for whatever reason. Anyways so I couldn't find any knives other than this long ass kitchen knife and I was too impatient to find another knife so I decided to scoop some out. I got the blade stuck in the peanut butter and cut my thumb open. It wasn't too deep but it looked pretty bad. 

I essentially spill my blood into the jar and all over the floor. Once I clean up I sadly couldn't use the peanut butter since I drowned it in my blood and I'm not a vampire so I  couldn't make the sandwich. I will update with a pic of the knife after work is over so bear with me guys.

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: wanted to make a PB and J sandwich I didn't get one and now I have an excess of liquid jelly in the peanut butter.