<human>: So I just turned 16 yesterday and for my birthday I got a new set of Hurling(A sport somewhat similar to Hockey but the ball is mainly in the air)gear and a new Hurl and sliotar (Hurling ball) I went down to the hurling pitch with my friends and my crush and we all messed around. What basically happened was me trying to act the hard man and I said that I would take it from the 65 line (65 yards from the goal) blindfolded and bet my helmet on it. We shook on it and I wrapped my jumper around my head. Everything went well until I heard a smack and a scream that could of broken glass. I pulled off my jumper and looked to where the scream had come from and it came from my friend and crush (Lets call her Lily) Lily. We sprinted over to her and when we got there blood was running down from her nose and onto her shirt. I'm freaking out now, apologizing like crazy and she's crying and my friends are either pissing themselves laughing or going looking for the sliotar. Her nose was basically pointing in a position it shouldn't have been pointed at. We went back to my house and put some ice on her nose to stop it from bleeding and then it hit me. I began to piss myself laughing, I actually fell onto the floor laughing and when I stopped, Lily got up and kicked me in the balls, called me a jackass and waited for her mam to pick her up. So basically I don't think I'll ever be talking to her again.

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<bot>: Was a cocky prick, took a free, broke my crushes nose and got a kick in the balls for my birthday.