<human>: My friend and I were having some drinks last night. After we got back from the bars he was too drunk to drive so I let him sleep on the couch. When I woke up today, there was a poop and bleach covered rag on my kitchen counter, and bleach spilled all over the counter. I began to search for where the shit was cleaned with bleach, and discovered that he had used it to attempt to get the poop out of the couch, to no avail.

After I cleaned up the aftermath, I discovered a 2' x 2' section of countertop was stained because of the bleach. To make matters worse, he left about half a roll of poopy toilet paper in the toilet which was clogged.

I rent my apartment and have put down a deposit. This is the only potential problem I would have with getting that deposit back when I move out.

1) How to I confront him without embarrassing him?

2) Is there any way to get the bleach out of the counter? They are laminate counter tops.

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<bot>: Friend shit on couch and tried to clean it with bleach. Couch cushion is ruined and he left the shit-rag on the counter, which is also stained because of bleach.