<human>: Thank you to mexican jello guy for inspiring me to share...

A little background: I'm in my 30s, as is my GF. We have a gorgeous daughter together, she has 2 teenagers from a previous marriage.

My girlfriend and I can be very playful...literally. Laughing before, during, or after sex is not uncommon. Jokes are made, dances may or may not be performed with flopping extremities.

One night, a few months ago, we're in the living room, and the size of the controller suddenly occurs to me. I don't remember exactly how we got there, but there we were....and I had whipped out my controller to compare it to the tv controller....hey! Look at that! It's like a black version of me with buttons and no hair! Side by side comparisons of it running along the length, lay on top to compare girth. All in all, less than a minute, no raping of the controller was done, just heavy petting.

Girlfriend and I get distracted, night eventually ends...

Next day. Kids home from school, normal afternoon. Her teenage daughter is watching tv, which she does too often. My gf makes a joking comment about her loving tv too much. At this point a new behavior presented itself...the teenage girl, trying to be funny, picks up the tv xcontroller, yes THAT tv xcontroller (x is not by mistake at this point), and starts lovingly rubbing it against her cheek, expressing how much she loves tv, and may or may not have kissed it...

Amazingly, I witnessed this, and held my shit together in the moment. My gf was also aware of our mutual fuckup as her eyes suddenly turned into soul-stealing saucers for a second.

After the kids were all in bed....we absolutely shared one hell of a laugh over that! I will admit, I made more than a few "just like her mother" jokes. Only mildly concerned Chris Hansen shows up in my kitchen one day.

I've since cut the cord, and the satellite company now has my xcontroller. And I'm sure there's a joke I'm missing about that.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: used controller for scale, girlfriend's teenage daughter then cuddled with controller, waiting for 'to catch a predator' film crew...