<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

I decided to try waxing for the first time because it was getting to that point where my leg hair could put any other guy's leg hair to shame. I almost chickened out in the parking lot before going to wax center and wish I had. When I walked in, I saw a few girls that worked there sitting around and chatting. One of the girls takes me to a room and asks me to change into a gown. 

She came back into the room and wasn't phased by the fact that every inch of my skin was covered with inch long hairs. She started with my legs. When she ripped that first strip off my skin, I let out a strange cry/whine/laugh. OH MY GOD! It was so fucking painful and it didn't get any fucking better while she continued rip all the fucking hair out of my fucking legs! I let out weird, animalistic noises while she tried to contain her laughter. I kept thinking about why Jack Bauer didn't just wax his enemies to get critical information. It was so painful and I would have told her anything she wanted to know.

After she was done with my lower legs, she started to wax my thighs. The thighs were three times more painful and I couldn't fucking take it anymore. I started getting really hot and started to lose myself...my palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy but luckily, no vomit on my sweater. :) I was also getting lightheaded and dizzy. The room began spinning and I fainted from the pain. 

When I came to (about a minute later), there were 5 other girls around me asking if I was okay and what happened. I was initially so confused. There I am on a table half-naked with half my legs hair free and the other half hairier than a bear with a wax strip stuck to it. I was really embarrassed and just wanted to get out there but I didn't have my pants on! I tried to laugh it off and told her that I couldn't be the only one to ever faint from waxing. She just said it was the first time it ever happened which made me even more embarrassed.
<bot>: Fainted from pain and was sprawled out half-naked with my hairy legs for everyone to see. I lived ~~happily~~ hairily ever after.