<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

Obligatory "this didn't happen today", but actually a few months ago.

This started probably in October of last year, we travelled from where we live to visit my friends parents, My friend had lived with me at one point so our families are pretty close. His Dad has a really sweet man cave, complete with pool table, air hockey, darts, etc. We had been drinking, and eventually his dad told us to rack the table, he was going to go for a smoke, he never came back, and the next morning I called him a bitch for bailing on us.

Flash forward to February, we were going back up to his parents place for a part, I invited the girl I was into, and by all accounts it was going to be a good night. We got there, started to drink, and soon enough my friends dad and I began doing some shots. Eventually he asked if we wanted to get high, which we did, or so him and I thought everyone did. His Dad rolled us a joint (supposed to be for 5-8 people) and only him and I smoked it. Now being high and drunk, his dad wants to show me this cool bottle he brought back from Lithuania, to which I asked if we could drink, and promptly finished the bottle. I ended up being really sick, as the next morning I found out that it was Lithuanian Moonshine, and I drank a lot of it really quick.

As I was throwing up in the toilet, I can remember my friends Dad standing over top of me asking me "Who's the bitch now stoked13, who's the bitch now!?".

Needless to say, I was. The girl wasn't pleased and though we still talk from time to time, nothing happened, except for a pretty good revenge story from my friends Dad. Since then we've both drank and not hated each other.
<bot>: Friends dad went to bed early, I called him a bitch. Next time we drank he got me way to drunk, and asked who the bitch was now as I was puking.