<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

So last night (around 2-3am) my neighbors were drunkenly making nose on the fire escape, which, being the light sleeper that I am, woke me up. I got out of bed to yell out the window, but before I did someone else already yelled "Will you keep it down!"

Needless to say they remained quiet for about 10 minutes before getting noisy again. Then 10 minutes later, they left the apartment, not before slamming the door like 3 times in the hallway.

I want to post a sign on their door when I get home from work tonight, something along the lines of:

"thanks for waking me up last night.
-Signed everyone who has work in the morning."

But I'm sure reddit can come up with something more clever. Or put together a nice graphic for me to print out and post.
<bot>: I need an idea or a sign to post on my neighbors door for drunkenly yelling and waking me up at 3am last night.