<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So I recently started going to the gym because I like girls and I'm not suave enough to flirt well. So gym, right? Anyways tonight I went HAM on biceps and triceps so I've got a good pump going and my muscles look a little bigger.

I need more water, so who do I see at the grocery store, this girl I've been crushing on for a while. We talk and meanwhile I'm lugging this 42 pack of water bottles that honestly shouldn't be too heavy for anyone.

I need a candy bar so I do that thing where you swing something heavy into one arm just to grab something and out of no where my worn out arms just go completely limp like spaghetti noodles and everything falls and water bottles break loose skittering across the floor.
<bot>: crush saw me at grocery store carrying water bottles with nice gym pump then tired arms go limp noodle and embarrassment ensues