<human>: I was 16 and horny as hell, so what do I do? Use my parents' back thumper massager (this kind  as a vibrator.

Here's where I fucked up. 

It was annoying to retrieve it from the upstairs living room closet where it was normally stored so, since my parents never used it anyway, I shoved it between my bed and the wall so I could use it every night without sneaking around. Every summer I would spend a week or two at my aunt's place, and it just so happened that that summer our basement flooded. My parents had to rip up the carpet in my room, and to do so, everything had to come out of there. My dad pulls my bed away from the wall, and the thumper drops to the soggy floor, smelling like vag. I get a call from my dad saying, "so... I found our back massager in your room..." and we had a long, horribly awkward discussion.

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<bot>: Used my parents' back massager as a vibrator, my dad found it when our house flooded and I reaped the consequences.