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So one day I was with some mates and a few other people I had only just met and we were all pretty seriously stoned and my gat had gotten blocked, the smart idea that came to mind was to BLOW down the tube to try and clear it thinking that would be the logical thing to do… this was when my brain failed me and I got my blowing and SUCKING the wrong way round and I instantly regretted it and ended up with a mouth full of dirty gat water!
Now this took me a minute to get me head around because how insanely stoned I was but for some freaking reason I couldn't think of any better way to get it out than to just dribble it out! So not only had I managed to too gumby as fuck, I had also made the worst first impression I could've made
<bot>: Gat got block, sucked instead of blowing down the tube leading to a mouth full of dirty gat water and very embarrassed me