<human>: I lost my virginity when I was 15. I've had sex with at least more than ten people when I was between the ages of 17 and 21. I've engaged in three FFM threesomes, all before I was 21. Some encounters were one night stands, others were relationships that lasted anywhere from 4 months to 4 years. I've been in a relationship in which we had sex at least once a day/night. I've had sex in about as many positions as I can think of myself without reading a book about them (excluding some tried from 'The Big O'). This includes but is not limited to blowjobs, 69, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, anal, sideways, standing up, showers, kitchen tables, dining room tables, cars, tents, waterbeds, hot tubs, etc.
I am now 26 years old and have not had sex (not much to my liking) for the last 8-9 months. Within the last two years, it has probably only happened 3 or 4, maybe 5 times. 
Here is the problem: I am now married. And every time I try to initiate anything with my wife, she gets pissed, or is too tired, or simply doesn't want to do anything - and she never initiates. Confusing and disappointing are a few words that come to mind. Any one else have similar experiences? and how did they pan out? Also, Please wish upon a star tonight so I can get laid (tonight :)

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<bot>: used to have lots of sex with lots of people, got married, sex started to slow down and has now been non-existent for the last 8-10 months.