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A short history of myself: 

I am a white male of 19 years of age who is currently in his second year of pursuing a Bachelors of Applied Science (Engineering) at a well-respected University in Canada. Grew up and lived in Vancouver my whole life. I've never had any sort of relationship with women, and have no sexual experience whatsoever. I am nonetheless a very social person, going out and doing things with friends about once weekly during the summer and attending at least one party a month when in school (I drink about weekly with friends, usually on Fridays). Only thing I've ever "done" with women is kissing some girl I didn't know when we were both extremely hammered at a party. 

Now that the background is out of the way, my question to /r/relationships is: What should I expect out of my first relationship? All I know currently is what movies portray them as. 

I ask this not because I'm feeling super lonely, or because I'm socially awkward (admittedly I'm horrible at flirting/recognizing flirting), but because I'm curious as to what the grass looks like on the other side. I'm currently somewhat content with doing nothing but going to work and masturbating this whole summer, but my curiosity (and teenage brain, most likely) has me wondering.

Now I know this question will inevitably come up in the comments, so I'll address it now. I can see people saying "why don't you just go out and meet girls at all the parties you have attended?" or "You're probably fat and unattractive" or "what have you been doing that's prevented you from getting a relationship in the past?". To address the first: I have but nothing happens/they lose interest/I fail to recognize their interest. To the address the second, before I injured my knee last year I exercised ~25 hours a week, and have actually lost weight since then. For the third question, I'm not quite sure if why myself - I was a busy kid in high school and now I that I'm in university I'm even more busy. Probably just didn't put it on a high enough priority.
<bot>: Curious about what being in a relationship feels like - what should I expect/is it really something to be so curious over?