<human>: I guess I must point out first that the cops/neighbors in my neighborhood are extremely over the top. This occured a few years ago when i was 16. A friend of mine came over for the night and we planned on hanging out and playing Halo till we dropped. Anyways, after a few hours we got bored and decided to go outside for some fresh air and just chill. It was a cold night, so we put on our jackets and some beanies. The time was 11:45 when we decided to sit on our front steps. My house is located adjacent to a parking lot, which connected to the neighborhood clubhouse. We decided to throw the frisbee around for a bit. (It glew in the dark) Anyways, my stickler neighbor was walking his dog from a distance and i assumed it was him who called the cops. At approximately 12:10ish five cop cars pulled into the neighborhood, two blocking the front enterance and 3 others surrounded the clubhouse. Two officers exited the car and threatened to taser me and my friend. After handcuffing us and putting us into the back of the cop car, we were told we were under arrest for attempted burglery. Once asked where I lived, I calmly pointed to my house, not more than 20 feet from the parked car. The officer then proceeded to question us and we explained the situation. We ended up getting warning for being out past curfew and "drivin" home. (He really did drive 20 feet to the front of my house) He then let us go, but not before writing up a full citation and giving it to my parents as a way of showing them to watch their kids and prevent them from doing "mischief". So reddit, what are your ridiculous cop stories?

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<bot>: Got "apprehended" for attempted burglery in my clubhouse 20 feet from my home. Was driven home and givin a warning.