<human>: I really fucked up this time, About two days ago i was having a few afternoon drinks at my house because it was a mates birthday and was going to go clubbing later that night, the four of us that where drinking together finished a carton of beer extremely faster then usual, I decided we had heaps more time to drink before we went clubbing, the problem was that we had no more alcohol and didn't want to walk to buy anymore. My genius of a drunk mind thought it was a good idea to bring my friends down the street to my uncles house who was having dinner at my mother in laws house. The house was empty and he had alot of hard liquor at his house which i remembered so we went in and started drinking there for abit falling over and knocking things around.

My friend left the lounge room and walked towards the toilet and fell over grabbing a urn which was my grandmothers onto the ground and he screams and calls all of us over and we scream, I then vomit all over the ashes and my friends are vomiting through out the house. We cleaned the house up as best we could and haven't told my grandfather what happened with the urn yet.

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<bot>: Went to my grandfathers house to steal alcohol, knock and vomit on my grandmothers urn and feel extremely guilty without know one else knowing other then my friends who were there.