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So, my maid of honor has been pretty much non-existent throughout the whole planning process, and I expected that because that is just her personality. She is one of my oldest friends and I have come to terms with it. I live an hour and a half away, so I don't see her very often, and haven't seen her since February. She lives with my other (male) best friend who will also take part in our very small (25 person) ceremony.

I went to visit them this weekend, so I could help my MOH try on her dress. It's a wrap dress, so you can tie it in different ways. She goes into her bedroom to put on the dress, and calls me in when shes ready. The first thing I notice is that she has grown her armpit hair fully out. The hair was several inches long. It looked like a '70s pube bush under there. Now, I can respect that at some level, but I certainly do not want to see it in my wedding pictures for the rest of my life. Not to mention my grandma is going to be horrified.

I wish that was the end of it. 

Then, my male friend tells me that he is growing out a rat-tail, and he is going to dye it blue. It is already getting sort of long, and there is still plenty of time before the wedding for it to grow.

I feel like I can't really mention these things to either of them, because it's really not my business what they decide to do with their hair. I am just hopeful that my MOH chooses a dress style with sleeves, and my other friend waits til after the wedding to dye his rat-tail.
<bot>: My MOH is letting her armpit hair grow out, and my other friend is growing a rat-tail and dying it blue.