<human>: Back on April 1st 2015, I started to get pains in my stomach, this was a day after stuffing my face with food (Everyone loves a bit of food, right?) So I just shrugged it off and thought it was some sort of illness.

2 days later it was getting worse and I was starting to throw up and all sorts - so I assumed it was food poisoning - Oh boy was I wrong...

3 Days had passed since it started and it was agony, I was tripping and hadn't eaten for the three days... I couldn't lift any limb higher than an inch and couldn't stand up at all, so I call 111 (British non-emergency line) and they say 'Oh, we'll send an ambulance' - At this point I'm like 'Oh fuck...'. 5 Minutes later I am getting checked over by paramedics only to be told 'It might just be a cold, but we'll take you to the hospital just in case'.
After a painful ride in an ambulance over speed bumps, I was skipping the endless line in A&E as they take me into resus (Generally where people who've had heart attacks etc go), so I question it more only to find out that within the next 10 minutes I was in the elevator going to the surgery room. It was at this point I thought I was fucked - I had no idea what it could be... When I woke up after the operation I was told that my appendix had burst and that I had all sorts of infections and that if I left it just 2 more hours I'd have been dead. I then spent the next 2 weeks in hospital gaining a blood infection and various other problems on the way until I was deemed 'fit to leave' although I could still barely get onto my feet. After I had actually been discharged I spent the next 2 months drugged up on painkillers sitting about at home followed by continuous check-ups.

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<bot>: Had a really bad case of appendicitis, thought it was food poisoning so I ignored it and ended up being 2 hours from dying and spending 2 weeks in hospital and a further 2 months recovering.