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Obligatory, I am fully aware that dip is a stupid thing to do. Nevertheless, me and my buddy meet up every so often to fish together before class. Occasionally one of us will bring a can of dip. , Not being a great morning person, I forget to bring a spit bottle. Having already put the dip in my mouth, I figured I would just leave it in there until I make it to the fishing spot considering it's about 5 minutes away. Allergies kick in and I have to sneeze. I try to repress it but alas I do one of those closed mouth sneezes that seizes your whole body and swallowed all the juice. This causes me to gag profusely and instantly vomit over my lap.
<bot>: try to hold in a sneeze with dip in my mouth, end up swallowing the spit, causing me to throw up in my mouth.