<human>: I've never managed to land myself a job before, never even an interview. After I got my degree even the simplest of retail employers weren't interested. So I went back to school and got my masters, thinking it would provide better opportunities but it only produced another mountain of debt.

I decided to move away from the depressive place I was in, to a new city where one of my oldest friends lives. As luck would have it there was a job opening at his work doing general IT stuff and a bit of programming. When he asked for my resume to give to his boss I didn't know what to do as there was barely anything to put on it apart from my degrees, so I embellished it. Nothing outrageous, just a telesales job, a bar and a day care centre. I just wanted to be given a chance at an interview.

The I actually got the interview! And with all the interview techniques I had read, it went ok. When the guy wanted to see if I could do what was required he was impressed and gave me the job! 

But that all came crashing down on my first day today. He asked me to provide email references from previous employers. I have none and I don't know what to say to him when I go to work in 7 hours.

I now regret being deceitful on my resume, but I had become so desperate. 

I've considered setting up an email domain relevant to my previous jobs but I don't have the money (flat broke) or enough time. Please help if you know any way I could fix this.

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<bot>: After many years I got my first job, with real skills but a false resume. On first day my new boss asks me for references but I have none.