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I am versing a bud in a board game, at the moment we are one game a piece and the games are getting heated. At it's most extreme, even the rule book was brought out and dusted off to resolve a very minor discrepancy. Also one of us did a heinous fart, neither of us owned up, there was a dog in the room inside a radius that could potentially incriminate it, so the case went unresolved. Anyway, so to determine who is the best at said game we are having a decider. Of which, the winner of the match prize is one free facebook hack on the losers account that must remain indefinitely. Naturally I am going to win, so I wanna really burn this dangus friend of mine, in a comical way, which would still leave the friendship intact, actually scrap the latter.
<bot>: BOARD GAME GOT OUT OF HAND, FARTS AND ALL, RESULTING IN DEATHMATCH INVOLVING A BOUNTY FOR A FACEBOOK HACK.