<human>: To set the background, I dated a girl for a year and a half and we very recently broke up. She at one point bought pink spandex for running, but they were too big for her, and since I wear compression shorts for underwear, I told her I'd take them as a joke. She gave them to me.

Today, before work I realized I had no clean underwear and no time to do laundry. I tore apart my room until I came across the pink shorts, and decided "hey, these are as good as any." So I put them on and went to work. I was smoking a cigarette on my break, and went to McDonald's for a quick bite. The server handed me my food through the drive thru window, but she sort of pushed it at me, and knocked my cigarette out of my hand onto my seat. I picked it up quickly, and brushed off a little piece of ash that had landed on my thigh. 

Suddenly, I smelled something burning, and an instant later, searing pain shot up the back of my leg right by my ass. I pretty much had to stand up in my car and put out that ash, that I apparently had been sitting on. When I got back to work (I work in retail) a customer told me on his way out that he liked my fashion sense. I was like... What the hell haha we're all in uniform? But I quickly realized that the ash from the cigarette had burned a decent size hole right through the ass of my pants, and my hot pink spandex could be seen clear as day.

Later on, apparently a couple people mentioned it, because I got pulled aside by my manager, who told me "We support individuality, but we are in uniform here. You need to make sure you adhere to the dress code." I was given my final warning (I have been late a few times) all because I didn't do my laundry.

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<bot>: TIFU by taking pink spandex from an old gf, not doing my laundry, wearing the spandex, going to McDonald's, and smoking cigarettes. Hopefully this will be incentive to quit...