<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

So throughout high school I always skateboarded to school, since it was actually faster than driving because of traffic.  One day some ass hole cops show up on the street everyone skates down to get to school, pulling over everyone that comes over the hill without a helmet.  So I get pulled over and given a ticket for not wearing a helmet.  So I have to take a day off from school to go sit in juvenile court because I wasn't being safe enough for society, and I get a warning.

Fast forward about a month.  I'm still skating to school without a helmet (I seriously couldn't find one that came close to fitting my head in any of the three stores I visited, so I said fuck it).  I did however decide to take an out-of-the-way route to avoid these cops who began to frequent the most used skate route on the way to our school.  I guess they started doing roaming patrols along all the roads though, because they eventually pull me over and give me another ticket.  I don't even bother trying to get out of it at this point.

But I'm not about to just lie there and take a 300 dollar ticket (after court fees) just for endangering my own safety.  So I go find the largest helmet I tried on at one of the sporting goods stores I visited.  The next time I go to court, I bring the helmet with me.  When the judge asks why I was skateboarding without a helmet, I show her the one I have brought (I believe it was XL adult size) and then attempt to put it on.  After she had seen how horribly it fit my head, I was able to leave without paying a dime.
<bot>: Got pulled over by ass hole cop for not wearing my helmet while skateboarding.  Got out of it by proving it was impossible to find an appropriately sized helmet for my enormous head in a (physical) store