<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

I mean if all of a sudden, right now, your phone went crazy, the TV and Radio had breaking news and sirens started blaring out, **that** kind of start right now. We aren't talking theoretically if you had a gun and had a bug out kit to hand, what you'd do then; we're talking if it happened right now while you eat a sandwich and think about sneakily browsing r/GoneWild. 

The outbreak has happened at the nearest hospital/medical centre near you. It has broken out of the nearest high density population centre. It is coming, and you are going to get hit by the first wave. 

So... Would you survive? What would you do? What would your escape plan be? Would you hole up, or try to escape the city? Would you bug out alone, or follow government instructions? Would you instantly give up on the world and just bring canned goods/bottled water/etc, or would you bring your laptop/iPad/Xbox/etc. because, you know, fuck looters and you're sure it'll all be over soon, right?
<bot>: The Zombie Apocalypse just started, right this fucking second, and where you are is at ground zero. What do you do?