<human>: I am normally a pretty shy guy, but a couple of years ago I decided to go to a major festival in my country. Besides our supply we went to a discount and bought crappy stuff you might have fun with at a festival, including some fairy wings. At the first day we all got pretty drunk, the weather was amazing and I decided to take off my shirt and were the fairy wings just out of fun - maybe for the picture it is important to note that I bleached middle long hair REALLY light some days before. The fun part began when some girls decided to improve my costume by drawing some stuff on my skin. After drinking a lot more I decided to take a walk. The others were amazed by my wings and offered me more drinks and food if they can sign on me: Well, that is a hell of a deal! This went on and on for the next hours and after just 2 or 3 hours of sleep I got up and continued my mission bringing other people the joy of my company.
Long story short: I don't remember very much the following 3 days, but when I sobered up I my skin was completely  covered with permanent ink - yes, even the private parts - I had a hell of a sunburn and pretty much everybody at the camping site knew who I was. 

The best part was around 2 weeks later I found out that permanent ink can act as a sunblocker, which made the drawings permanent for the rest of the summer.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Got drunk at a festival 3 days in a row wearing fairy wings 24/7 and getting my skin covered with drawings.