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So the obligatory "this didnt happen today" and actually happened yesterday.

I decided I would start going to the gym and so I bought some  thermogenic fat burner (dont judge, its hydroxycut hardcore elite if anyones wondering) amongst other gym supplies and hit the gym.

I took some of the hydroxycut a few hours in advance. I got to the gym and did 20 minutes of cardio, then hit the weights. Midway through the workout, I started feeling really dizzy and nauseous.

I was sweating like crazy, my chest hurt, everything hurt. I really wanted to puke but I couldnt move; my heart was racing. I slowly dragged myself/stumbled/half crawled to the garbage can where I swear I was gonna hurl. I ended up standing there for what seems like hours but turns out to be about 5 minutes, feeling like a total piece of shit. During those 5 minutes, i managed to scare everyone in the room.

I dont know what caused that to happen but ive narrowed it down to either the caffiene or food poisoning. Im guessing food poisoning though because right after, I nearly shat my pants before I half-dragged/half-crawled to the washroom where I spent about 20 minutes on the can - It smelt really really bad.
<bot>: Almost puked, almost shat my pants, almost died (probably not but to be more dramatic, lets say i did) at the gym.