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I've put this in r/AskReddit and r/LosAngeles and have been removed from both. I don't post that often so I'm a little out of my element here. Anyways...

So here's my situation. My girlfriend and I have been planning to move to L.A. for the past year. We've saved up a decent amount of cash and found a nice room to rent in Hollywood. Everything was going great until we got to Denver (from Wisconsin) when the guy who told us we had a room to rent, said he could no longer do it. Now we are two people with no jobs trying to rent an apartment in L.A. I'm still in Denver until Friday, but my girlfriend who just got to L.A. tried turning in an application and just got laughed out of the rental agency when she had to confess we were unemployed. She's appropriately freaked the fuck out right now, as am I. It's becoming abundantly clear that we're going to need to have proof of income to get an apartment, but we need some place to stay to get a job. She's a bartender/waitress and won't have any trouble finding work and I have a few leads through family connections and won't have trouble either. We just need a place to stay.

I'm paying for a hotel tonight but we really can't afford to stay more than just a few nights since I'm eventually going to have to drop $2500 or so on first months and security deposit. Hopefully.

Oh and we have a Yellow Lab, it's with me not her, but that makes  90% of the rentals in our price range completely out of the question, along with sublets and overnight stays.

At this point I'm looking for anything. If anyone who reads this knows of a room to rent or seeking a sublet please let me know.  We'll pay you what you want but we need something that could last at least a few weeks while we get our feet under us. And if you're worried about the dog just know that he is the absolute shit and he can teach you to love again, or love in the first place if you haven't before. Either way I'll post pictures later if this post goes anywhere.
<bot>: Me, My girlfriend and Bruce got screwed out of an apartment while moving across the country. Need a place to stay. Will compensate.