<human>: Preface with:
House, kid, jobs, dorky/harmless hobbies, nothing too out of the ordinary. Don't really have huge arguments, get along pretty darn well 90% of the time. Have had ups and downs, but nothing overly dramatic, just family shit. I love the hell out of him, he's a rad dude and a great father.

So I'm a nosy son of a bitch, and I saw my husband's phone sitting out. Previous relationship was cheated on pretty much constantly. Thought that baggage was resolved, but I suppose me going through his phone means I still have some issues. I have gone through his phone once and confronted him on something. Turns out I was a presumptuous moron. Promised to never go through his phone again.. Weeellllll.... I went there.

Go through phone, see whack conversation with salesman at his job. My husband went into pretty great detail about getting some lady at a place they service all ready for the salesman. Fiiine, that's nothing. Boys being silly and grody.

He then goes into detail about giving her a good fingerbanging.

Now, my husband doesn't talk like that. I don't even think he gets that salty in bed! I was in shock. So out of character for him. I'm usually the one with the foul as hell mouth.

So how do I broach this? I'm worried that it's going to be an epic shit storm if I tell him "Hey, went through your phone like a nutso wife, and found some whack shit! Explain thyself, peasant."

I'm nuts about him, I really am. I just don't know what to do!

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: Found message on husband's phone to a male co-worker saying he finger banged a client. Was pretty fuckin' greasy sounding.