<human>: I'm 28, live alone. fairly social. I date, only like once every few months. My last Girlfriend and I broke up about a year and half or so ago. I can't remember exactly when but I know it was some time ago and she was the last person i had sex with.

 I've come fairly close with 2 girls recently (no pun intended) but I wasn't able to close the deal. In all honesty, one was not attractive at all and I think my ego got the best of me on that one, she was ready and willing to meet up with me at a hotel as long as I paid and was willing to take her out as well, "wine and dine" her as she put it. I didn't think she was worth it, but in hindsight I should have gone for it.  

The other was a fairly promiscuous girl that I had been talking to for almost a year, we always talked about sex like every time we spoke and I had it on good authority that she was givin' it up to everyone else but she told me I wasn't the one, that she wanted me only as a friend. 

So that's where I'm at. I have no prospects, feeling very lonley and I can't admit the fact that i haven't gotten any in almost 2 years to anyone in my circle so this was the logical next step. Perhaps there is a better Sub Reddit for this sort of thing, but it's helpful to admit it to someone, anyone who reads it . . .

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: haven't gotten laid since my ex gf almost 2 years ago and i feel like a loser/lonely/sad/unattractive etc.