<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

I do rowing, and when it gets hot we sometimes take a dip between practices. Often we get a bit rough, and there's a bit of pushing. We have a female coxswain as well, whom often partakes in the shenanigans. Now this FU is made up of two FUs. The first is while attempting to push in the coxswain, I fell backwards into the water, and grabbed at the nearest thing, which was her boob. I have a girlfriend of a few months, so I instantly got out and apologized. She was a bit perturbed at first but since we were on good terms at the time, it wasn't to bad. The group we were in continued to screw around on the docks for a few more minutes. While fucking around further, I clumsily push my friend backward into my cox. Shoving her, causing her to go head over heels into the dock. I wish I could say she was fine, but she got a gigantic black eye. I felt so bad. The worst thing about it, I'm stroke seat(the one that sits directly in front of her in our eight). Our relations at the moment are awful, and we have to sit face to face for each and everything practice...
<bot>: Grabbed coxswain's boob, gave her a black eye, has to remain face to face with her for many practices to come.