<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

Title.

Legitimately happened ten minutes ago. Was in the the shower and thought to myself that the good old woody womb pecker needed a trim. So I got to work and I was half done when *KNOCKETY KNOCK FUCKEN KNOCK* "GET OUT OF THE SHOWER NOW OR IM TURNING THE WATER OFF" 

"Yes dad just give me a minute!" Too which my old man replies "NUP NO MINUTES OUT NOW" 

So out I pop with my womb raider looking like this guy  

Of course thinking I had a towel on I strode out to meet my dad and he looks down and sees Free Willy's bad hair day then looks right at me and laughs his head off. 

I can tell you now I looked like I had just eaten a basket full of chilli's.
<bot>: Ran out of time half shaved my long john, walked in front of dad and he now thinks I'm in a weird phase.