<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

When I was in 8th or 9th grade me and my friends always did stupid stuff. Then again who didn't at that age.  

The Plan: Gather up as many phonebooks as we could find (yellowbook day outside of D.C.) and stack them in a huge pile and light them on fire and be stupid kids.  We get probably around 100 of them and stack them up in the middle of a cul de sac.  We light the phonebooks on fire and start dancing around having a jolly good time.  We were smart enough to have someone watching for cars in case we had to run but not smart enough to realize we were lighting a fire in the middle of a street with 20 houses around us.

Where it went wrong:  Our awesome lookout was doing his job dilligently as my friends and I danced around it. All of the sudden we hear "CAR!"  So two of the four kids dancing take of running. My buddy and I pause and look and there is no car.  We look at each other and keep dancing.  Little did we know that our lookout panicked at the first sign of trouble and gave his signal.  Only it wasn't a car, It was a guy walking out the front door of his house to see what the hell was going on.  Next thing I know there is a guy 20 feet behind me who yells "what the fuck are you guys doing?"  In my panic I take of running in the direction I was facing.  Which so happened to be right through the fire.  Now its here where my attire comes into play.  I was wearing a gorilla suit I owned because why not, I wore that thing every where then.  well it turns out that fake fur is incredibly flammable.  So as I am running through this neighborhood the legs of the suit are on fire and as i'm running the whole suit is starting to go up in flames.  I am literally rolling down a grass hill on fire scrambling to get away while scrambling to take the suit off.  needless to say taking a jumpsuit off while sprinting is incredibly hard.  R.I.P gorilla costume, you were awesome while you lasted
<bot>: danced around a bonfire in the middle of the street in a gorilla costume.  While running from a home owner caught the costume on fire.