<human>: I live in Nashville, TN which is Atlanta Braves country. I went to take out the trash in my apartment complex, right as it was getting dark. A young, skinny blonde girl was walking her dog right next to the dumpster, and she was wearing a Braves "#2 Upton" jersey. If anyone knows the Braves, Justin Upton, #8 kicks ass. BJ Upton, #2 stinks out loud. 

So I pipe up and say "You dont see too many *BJ* jerseys around"

She instantly gets a confused look on her face, jumps back, and acts like shes going to run. her dog freaks out. At this point I realize this poor girl was surprised by my statement, half heard what I said, and only heard my emphasis on BJ. She reacted like she may have went to a game with a boyfriend or friends and knows nothing about what player shes representing. Meanwhile, I'm the weirdo yelling about BJs.

"NO NO! BJ! The baseball player!"

Can you provide a brief overview of the text?
<bot>: I tried to talk baseball with a girl in a BJ Upton Jersey after dark, and she thought I was yelling about Oral sex.