<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

Guys, I'm from Brazil, so my English kinda sucks. I apologize since now.

So, I'm at work, listening to music at Spotify, and a music that I don't know starts. I take my phone and open the spotify app to sync the music. But, when I open the app, it sends the notice "Playing from your pc" and the options "continue" and "play here". 

Now, explaining: in Portuguese, when you want to high five someone, you say "toca aqui" ("play here" in literal English). 

In other words: high five = toca aqui = play here

When the notice appeared and there was "play here" (or HIGH FIVE if you have a brain that wants you to look stupid) I... played. Because, in my head, I was giving a fucking high five to my phone.

And the music (Noise Pollution - Pennywise, to be specific) started to play at my phone. Really loud. I paused the app, and it didn't stop, so I paused in the computer. Didn't stop. Tried the app again. Didn't stop. Computer. And it continued for 4 or 5 seconds. And I work in a law firm.
My boss stared at me and said "You don't know how to use your phone? Do you need help?".

Now I'm in the bathroom, writing this and concluding that, if there's a God, he really is an asshole.
<bot>: my brain shut down for 5 seconds and I high fived my phone while Pennywise was playing really loud at my work.