<human>: My roommate, lets call him Bob, has had a girlfriend from high school going into college. He always talked about how much he loved his girlfriend and so on and so on. Their relationship gets bumpy, and while he is still in a relationship, sleeps with (not sex) my friend (let's call her Sarah).

So now fast forward a month later, they're flirting every day, probably the most annoying couple I've ever seen but that stopped bothering me. At this point he had broken up with his girlfriend (or at least I think he did). What I didn't realize is that Bob has been talking to his girlfriend on the phone while he was having relations with Sarah since he had broken up with her.

It has been a few months now, and yesterday he tells me that Bob has worked it out with his girlfriend and he's going to get back together with her. Now he claims he was never in a relationship with Sarah and that he's not looking to be in a relationship with her, but I know that he has already kissed her and "did the funky". Not only did he tell me he's getting back together with his girlfriend, but he also told me to do him a huge favor and quote "not tell his girlfriend because it would hurt her", and that "he never did anything with Sarah except 'sleep' with her", which I know is complete and utter BULL shit. *

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<bot>: One of my best friends dates a guy that gets back together with his girlfriend in the middle of their relationship (I'd still read above though).