<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

Happened 15 minutes ago... Keep this in mind...

I am home alone for a few days. I went to take a shower, so I got naked. Decided to brush my teeth so I dont forget afterwards, which I oftenlly do.
While brushing, I get a phonecall from my parents to go check something in the kitchen. Spit the teeth brushing goo out of my mouth and off to the kitchen!

It's dark, so I turn on the lights. My neighbour is a nice and fit guy who unfortunentaly smokes. His wife and kids on the other hand, don't. So he is forced to smoke on the balcony. Poor chap.

The problem is that the balcony is maybe 15-20 meters away, also a few meters higher than my story.
The other problem is that the drapes are only half height. They let sun in and you can see over them.

So you can se where this is going. But wait!

I was arguing a bit with my dad on the phone. I stopped in the middle of the kitchen, under the lights. At the same time I got the "itchy gentlemans sausage sindrome" so I started scratching. I was mainly concentrating on the conversation, while scratching my balls. This went on for a minute or two.

Suddenly I remember than I am naked and I see the courtains. Immideatly I panicked and thought someone could see me, but nah, who would?

As I went out of the kitchen I see a sillhouete of a man putting out a ciggarete on the mentioned balcony.
Again I thing to myself "naaah, he didn't see me".

I go back to the shower, finish washing my teeth and my phone lights up. I have received a Facebook add and a poke. A poke!!!! Not even 2 minutes after he has seen me naked.

So now I suspect the neighbour is thinking that I was jerking of to him and that I want to have sex with him. Also, he was having some issues with his wife... Maybe it has something to do with poking teenage boys on Facebook...
<bot>: Was scratching my balls near a window. Male neighbour saw me, added and poked me on Facebook. I suspect he likes me.