<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Reddit,

I'm a college-attending lass, and stupid enough to repeatedly date run-of-the-mill douche-bags that play me like a broken record. Well, once again, I was played by a guy that I had feelings for. After all was said and done, we wound up on speaking terms and went to see a movie together tonight as friends.

We get back to my place, and are sitting in the car, just talking. The boy makes a cocky joke about his sexual conquest of yours truly, and I reply by letting him know that I never had an orgasm in the month or so of us seeing each other.

The boy stops talking. We sit in silence, the conversation halted. I repeatedly try to lighten the situation, but can't stop from laughing, while the boy glowers at me from across the center console. After all this guy did to me, and he's upset over one girl not getting off, out of the dozens he's played? As bad as I felt for damaging his ego, I have to admit to myself that it felt nice to know that I had some control over the playing field.

So Reddit, tell me about times that you got the last laugh!
<bot>: Boy plays me for a month of sexy times, only to find out I never orgasmed. Last laugh: had.