<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

So like many tifu's this happened a few days ago. So I've been texting this girl who's pretty hot on plenty of fish for a week now. We decided to meet up on friday at mcdonalds. I'm there waiting for her and as soon as she sees me she gives me a big hug and clings to me while walking around the mall. I knew at this moment I had this girl in the bag. We then decided to watch a movie but we had two hours to kill. I took her downtown and strolled around. Then we went back to metro and I bought our tickets. But before we entered the theater i was texting my buddy's. They where ribbing me that i was a pussy and shit. On a limb I texted them I was gonna get head from this girl and that I would snapchat it to them. At least I thought I texted them. We took our seats. She looked over to me and said, "Did you just text me?". It was at this moment I knew I fucked up. I said "No what are you talking about". Since we were in the movies she didn't open the text she just got the notification. Throughout the entire movie I knew I was done. When the movie ended she went to the washroom while I waited down the hall. This was the last time I ever saw her.

She was hot, a swimming instructor who didn't drink, do drugs and was a Netflix and pizza night kind of girl.
<bot>: Today I accidentally texted the wrong person bragging about getting head and cockblocking myself because I texted the girl I wanted the head from