<human>: A little background first. I work for a builder who builds houses in several subdivisions, each one having a "sales center" or example home really. My job is to show off these homes, which means I sit alone at an empty house and when people walk in I show them around and try to get them interested.

The fuckup starts with me entering the house as usual. One of the few useful appliances actually in the house is a small minifridge in the kitchen, which I usually keep sodas that I brought from home in. I hadn't consumed all of the sodas from the previous day, and upon opening the fridge I noticed a can of sprite was alarmingly deformed. The bottom and top were bulged so much that the can was a uniform pill shape. I noticed several water bottles in the fridge were also frozen. I immediately grabbed the can to go throw it away.

As I was walking towards the trash can, I happened to glance down at the top of the can. My eyes involuntarily shut and I heard a giant "POW!" sound, followed by the sprinkle of thousands of pressurized sprite droplets raining down (and up) upon the entire room. 

After my brain figured out what happened, I screamed and stumbled to where I believed a sink was, knocking everything over in the process. Once I figured out that I actually still had eyes, I noticed the sprite can looked like one of those exploding cigars from old cartoons. My eyes still hurt so bad and are sensetive to light, so I can only keep one open at a time, and I'm trying to clean up the show house before anyone else from the company shows up.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: I opened a frozen can of sprite, it exploded directly into my eyes and rained all over everything in a show house where I work.