<human>: I have been looking to breakup with my girlfriend of 2 years for about 2 months now as I will be traveling to a completely different part of the country for grad school as well as some other issues. The thing is, every time I feel I have worked up the courage, she finds out something terrible has happened. Housing situations falling through, current roommates killed her pet hamster, parents couldn't make college graduation because her dad had to have surgery to remove a benign tumor, and most recently, they found out that he now has malignant cancer in a different part of his body. I know the saying "there is never a good time to break up," but I would like to end on relatively good terms and I feel that would not be possible if I do it when she has so much shit going on in her life.

So relationships, do you have any advice?

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<bot>: Want to break up with girlfriend but her life has turned into the "A Series of Unfortunate Events" books.