<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

I'm a fucking idiot.  Let's preface this with that.  I am normally a fairly intelligent person, but I do the most stupid things that I've ever heard.

So basically I was playing Rocket League, and I was massively tilted from a losing streak of like 15 (no, really, that many), mostly because I was playing horribly.  After a small break, I finally got on a winning streak after over an hour straight of losing and getting progressively more frustrated. 

I was becoming more level headed and started having some fun, but when I fucked up two saves in a row to give up the loss in a game after maybe my 6th win in a row, I instantly became enraged at myself and hit myself across the side of my head, and in the process, I accidentally cupped my ear and clapped it.  Cue a very loud ringing and loss of hearing in that ear, and I instantly hated myself ten times more.  Thankfully after about 10 minutes, the ringing stopped, and I can confirm that I thankfully still have equal hearing in both ears after listening to a couple songs through headphones.
<bot>: Got mad at myself, hit myself, almost permanently damaged my hearing.  I'm a fucking moron.  What a save!