<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

I had a lady today come in having problems with 2 of her phones (yeah, I work at a phone store). Long story short, she had the shittiest attitude toward me the ENTIRE time. I was trying to be nice, and help her out. She was just being a royal cunt.

Both of her phones had bad batteries, only one of the phones was still under warranty, but I, trying to be a nice guy, was just gonna give her both of them. Well we only had one in stock, so I told her I'd have one shipped to her house. She. was furious. THat wasn't good enough.

So I told her that my system showed one of the stores about 45 minutes away supposedly had 3 of them. "Well then you need to get on the phone and make them hold one for us until tomorrow!"
Sure thing! So I went to the back.. Had some chips.. Then went back out and said "ALright! THey are holding one for you!" "THEY BETTER BE! I have to drive ALL the way out there!! BLAH BLAH SAFADSB!" Oh, I assure you ma'am. They are holding one. At this point, I actually figured they had at least one.......... I learned after she left that..they did not. Whoops.

One more thing, she also had a broken charger with her that was NO LONGER IN WARRANTY, but, still trying to be a nice guy, I found a random cable laying around and decided to just give it to her. Was she grateful? Not even close. The charger was white, the only cable I could find was black. She flipped the fuck out and practically threw it back at me because IT DIDN'T MATCH!! I said "Oh, sorry, then there's nothing I can do." and took the cable back. She actually wanted it back at the end.. Sorry lady, you had your chance. I didn't give it to her.
<bot>: Woman was a cunt, so now she is driving an hour-ish out of her way tomorrow to pick up something that doesn't exist. Don't fuck with retail workers.