<human>: My girlfriend and I are currently long distance for a semester because I'm studying abroad for a bit. To make up for the distance and tension, we have Skype dates almost every night and have some fun every other night.

She and I are into the whole BDSM thing, so the Skype sessions get pretty spicy pretty quickly. I tell her what I want her to do and she follows, no questions asked.

One of the things we usually do is I have her place a bullet vibrator up in her hoo-ha; these things are small, but powerful and we figured that the pleasure gained from it would be doubled if she also shoved another dildo in the mix. We've done this more than a handful of times now and never had a problem with it, until last night.
She stopped mid-orgasm to find that her geyser shot out some blood onto her thigh. She freaked out and pulled out everything and found the bullet, half of it's cord and the dildo were caked in blood. Her period had already passed, but there was something else we didn't take into account.

She had just recently had an IUD installed into her hardware (This is a T-shaped birth control thingamabob that gynecologists shove into a girls vajay to block any sperms passage into the uterus). We realized the dildo had probably sledgehammered the bullet far enough to nail the IUD further in there and possibly punctured her uterus.
Needless to say, we immediately stopped and she's going to meet with her gynecologist soon and see if there's any lethal damage.

I felt really bad about the situation and did the best I could do at the distance I was. [I made her an e-card] (It helped her laugh the situation off a bit).

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: I made my girlfriend sledgehammer a dildo so far up her treasure cove, she hit a sweet spot that made all her rubies spill out.