<human>: This happened a couple hours ago. I was leaving my house, going to town while listening to my bowling for soup album I JUST got in the mail. (Almost is a kickass pop punk song 1985 is good to) I spot a turtle on its back about 30 seconds out and for the first time ever I had a compulsion to save it. I turn my car around and park it in a safe nearby area. I walk up to the turtle and discover that it is already dead. (The puddle of blood gave it away) I still remove the dead turtle I saved from harm and start to jog back to my car. My right ankle gives out and I fall into the gravel and skid a good couple of inches. I ended up getting scrapes and some nice road rash on my right shoulder, right elbow, and my right knee. All for a dead damn turtle.

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<bot>: Saved dead turtle from road and the great merciful Buddha gave me road rash. I also bought a bowling for soup CD.