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A ~~little~~ backstory-

Before my parents got divorced, I would wash my dad's truck and my mom's Jeep every other Saturday. At 10-11 (the time this happened), washing a car consisted of me washing the cars for 20 minutes, and playing with the hose (to cool off in Florida summer) for about 10 minutes. On this occasion, I was just washing the Jeep, And Both parents were out in the truck, so I had a cellphone in a plastic bag in my swim trunks. Also, My older brother was mowing the lawn.

Anyway, As I play with the hose to cool off, this random woman pulls over and starts yelling at us. Neither of us could hear her, so my brother stopped mowing, and I turned off the hose. I guess we were both tanned or burned, because this woman was yelling about 'Mexican child slaves' and whatnot. We both looked at each other, and calmly told her that we, in fact, lived in that house. She wouldn't have any of that, and insisted on calling the cops. My brother kept trying to get her to calm down, to no avail. All of a sudden, I grew a pair, and stepped up to her. I reached in my pocket, took out the baggie, removed the phone, looked her in the eye, an told her to call. I *dared* her to call. My brother had no clue what the fuck I was doing, but my dad had told me a few laws that he figured I would need (important). Anyway, she called 911, reported us, and gave the phone back, with a smug look in her face. I took the phone back, put it away, and reminded her that, yes, I live here, yes, my brother lives here, no, she doesn't live here, and yes, trespassing is a crime. My brother and this random woman both suddenly realize where I am going with this. My brother starts laughing, and the woman panics. Just then, the cop shows up. We call my parents, who come home and prove that yes, we live here,  and she got arrested for trespassing.
<bot>: Some bitch thinks that tan kids doing work are illegal immigrants, I man up and get her arrested for trespassing.