<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

We've had a platonic relationship for years. We've even talked about how nothing will happen between us. However, we've hit some drunk rough patches.
Once, I took him to a wedding and I told him a guy was cute. The rest of the night he talked shit about the guy and wouldn't let us have a conversation alone.
Another time we were at a wedding he was hitting on a girl and apparently we got really drunk and fought about it the rest of the night ( although neither though neither of us remembered it).
On my birthday this year one of my cute guy friends made a move and had made plans to spend the night. My best friend ended up convincing the guy to walk home with him instead.
<bot>: My best friend is a guy and we cock block or fight about possible SO even though we've stated there are no feelings