<human>: Entering a quarter-life crisis, I suppose. I'm a 25 year old college dropout with little prospects for what I want to do with my future. 

I have great social skills, I'm very likeable, I interview like a champ, and I'm not a complete moron - give me a task that doesn't involve really complex math, and I'm pretty capable. I'm a veritable "Jack of all trades, master of none," and I don't know how to translate that into the job market.

I went to school for theater (I know) and a teacher certification as a fallback, but once I started student-teaching, I realized that education was not for me. That said, I am a performer at heart. I know what people want to hear, and I can deliver. I figure this translates into sales, but I don't know anything about cars. 

I'd like some form of fulfillment with my work, but that said, anything is better than waiting tables for the rest of ny life, which seems to be the way things are headed.  The most fulfillment I've had in a job was selling electronic cigarettes at a kiosk in the mall: I was making a spectacle with my pitches, making a decent commission, all while getting people off of cigarettes. Something in a similar vein would be preferable, but I'd also like something a bit more lucrative... any thoughts?

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<bot>: college dropout actor doesn't want to wait tables forever. Can do anything, or at least act like it until he gets in the swing of things. Needs career counseling.