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'cause I have. I'm not proud of this fact, either. 

I began smoking pot when I was in high school. Basically right around 17. I'm in my mid 40's now and I pretty much smoke every day and have for a very, very long time. My poor brain. Luckily I don't really drink (went 10 years w/out touching a drop... now drink in moderation) so I haven't completely destroyed my brain/body, but still... I shudder to think how much money I've spent on it in my life - but would have wasted on other crap instead, anyway. I am amazed at how much I love to get high even to this day. I'm concerned that my chest/lungs hurt rather often (after smoking but still more than they ever have in the past) I'm concerned my brain can't take it anymore. I've gotten dumber but from what I understand that's perfectly understandable based on normal aging and the associated mental decline that accompanies it. My peers have stated that they don't feel as smart as they did when they were younger so I'm not alone in that feeling. Still I can't help but think I'd be so much sharper had I not taken literally millions of bong hits over the course of my life. I am amazed I'm still alive on some levels, but then again people have smoked packs a day of cigarettes for over 30 years and were still alive and I smoke, in terms of volume, very little pot on a daily basis. We're talking less than a joint a day. I'm not a heavy smoker - I do a bong hit or two every hour or so over the course of an evening. I end up going through about a quarter of mid-grade pot per week. My throat hurts. All I do is sit at home and smoke pot and hang out with my cats. I do have a 50K a year job so I'm not a total failure even though that's not that much money - I'm not living in my parent's basement or in a ton of debt or anything. I'm just a lifelong stoner.
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