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In college. It was a good friend's going away party (International student going back to India) and the guy was hammered. Someone at his apartment owned a blender and he was making "smoothies" for guests, which consisted of Captain Morgan, ice cream, fruit juice, and god knows what else. I figured it would be rude to decline a smoothie on my friend's last night in America, so I accepted one, and then anoher, and a couple more. From what I have been told, when the party ended I decided to SPRINT the 3 blocks from my buddy's apartment back to my house, during which I lost my balance and fell. While running full speed.

Mind you, this was winter in Michigan, so I was wearing my favorite wool jacket and had stuffed my hands in the pockets. Thus, when I fell, my face was the only thing I could possibly break the fall with. I ended up with a bloody nose and a scrape all down the right side of my face. My friends said I immediately stood up after falling and continued my race home while they laughed their asses off.
<bot>: Got drunk on smoothies, decided to sprint home full speed in the snow, busted my face up while my friends laughed at me.