<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

I was sitting on the couch when I noticed this blob taking form of a frightening alien creature as I was closing my eyes. I shouted "ah! an alien" and naturally got puzzled looks from my friends, leading me on an epic search of "holy crap, I thought everyone did this" and feeling like I would soon have to take pills from Nurse Ratched.

When my eyes are open or closed, I see that TV station static that several people do seem to have. Closing my eyes results in colors, movement, patterns, shapes, and images (animals, people, objects, DEMONS!). (my poor attempt at drawing it is here [Imgur]  And they are unrelated to the lights in the room or the thoughts going through my head. It is merely background noise.

Soon after there was the visual of a melting Virgin Mary in a tree when I was driving around late at night. The following night, King Kong made an appearance in my neighborhood and shockingly it didn't make the news!

I know these things aren't real and it's just my eyes playing tricks on me. I have pretty poor vision and an active imagination. However my in depth google searching yielded results from individuals with only mild closed eye visuals after copious amounts of hallucinogens or a long time relationship with hallucinogens.  

There must be some chill people on reddit who are just naturally tripping all the time. It's the only life I know and it's pretty wonderful!
<bot>: I have closed eye and on rare occasion open eye visuals without the use of mind altering substances. Have you experienced anything of the sort? My research on the topic yields nothing.