<human>: Happened about a year ago. 

My gf went to PLU in WA. Where she was given the task of ushering Shakespeares hamlet. 

I totally was stoked to go, and she was my best friend too so it was always a riot being there with her...

Anyhow, It gets into some really intense dialect, and thats where everything gets blurry. Cause in the middle of the play were smiling having a great time and my stomach pitches. As a non redneck classy guy, ive mastered the silent release. But the one thing no man can control...
Scent...

Instantly, the most rank dirty bomb of gas Ive ever mustered, has surfaced into the small chapel theater... I mean like the worst dank so fresh if made your nose curl gaseous event, I will probably ever deliver was let out into the wild, and as I nervously look into my gf's eyes, she looks at me, like... Well if her eyes said anything it was the classic "I FUCKING KNOW THAT WAS YOU  , YOU SON OF A BITCH LOOK". But in the middle of the exchange, I crack a smirk...

To top off my extreme call out, she Smirks back. And Now were both hysterically laughing, aloud. Every smirk and withheld laugh made it worse, to the point I had to actively leave the theater to get it out of my system... 

In short to this day I imagine the guy reading lines was simply to far out of range to acknowledge my "outburst" so his take on the situation (from his perspective) was likely mortified that people in the audience were laughing hysterically while he performed, while the entire audience was curling their noses enraged for some unknown reason...

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: So Mid play hamlet, I gassed the entire theater with butt magic, and interrupted the entire performance. Likely making some poor students dreams of performing live be crushed by my performance..