<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

I went to see the movie Mad Max with my father for his birthday.  I knew it was rated R but i didn't know why going into it (other than that i thought it was just gore n' stuff.)  

The fuck up came upon me when i watched the lactation scene and grew aroused (oh yeah, im into that shit.)  and I just commented, "Wow, that's fucking hot." below my breath.  

The guy behind my dad and myself leans over my seat to give my dad a fist bump, my dad looks confusedly at him when he says "you were saying those tits were hot, right?" and my dad just shakes his head, deadpans me a look (and totally ratting me out to this random guy)

guy turns and sees 18 year ol girl (me, now v embarrassed) and backs up without saying another word the rest of the movie (he had been loud before this)
<bot>: my comment about how wondrous those tits were revealed my homosexuality to this random dude, who tried to fistbump my father in agreement, and reminded dad about how gay i truly am (which is very gay)