<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

Mine would be NSFW, but luckily there were no cameras around. I went out drinking with a guy from work. We got pretty drunk and ended up at a strip club. The whole place was lit with black lights. After about 20 minutes of drunkenly roaming around and shooting pool, I realize the crotch of my pants are glowing as if covered in jizz. It wasn't semen. I tried to explain it to him, but the club was really loud and he obviously didn't believe me. Before going out, I was sitting on a sofa with my enormous Great Dane who drools constantly. He had his head on my lap, but I didn't think anything of it, because I was accustomed to it. In the end, it doesn't really matter if it was jizz or dog drool. I looked extremely sleazy, and it was embarrassing for everyone who was with me. I don't think he ever believed my story, and I have no idea if he told any of our co-workers. We worked in a pretty conservative office, and I was a manager. If it was talked about, I don't think anyone would have mentioned it to me.
<bot>: Black light in a club made me look like I was covered in semen, but it was actually dog drool. Still gross, but not as gross.