<human>: I'm not bragging, the whole process was very stressful, but when I posted my resume on monster and dice, the calls and emails absolutely poured in. Surprisingly, they were well qualified to my position as well, with maybe 10% obviously looking for a Java or PHP guy (to be fair, both are on my resume). Also, having 11 calls in the first half hour of the interview for the position I took helps a lot with negotiating.

I was even able to score a corp to corp gig, at a great rate, which means I can pay more teachers at my startup school.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: If you know how to program and need a job, learn JS really well and the world will beat a path to your door.