<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

So this was actually a couple of months back but I still remember like it was yesterday.  So to begin I am a grade 11 black Canadian male and one of my best friends who is also like me goes after the name George. So one one day me and George were just hanging out at lunch, we usually just talk about the most random stuff while we walk through the hallways. It was all going so well till these god damn rowdy freshmen come rushing to avoid being late for the bell. Now our halls are far from being the most roomy so when these guys rush it, it becomes a literal battlefield to get to class, like it takes actual skill to slip through these people and get to class efficiently.  Anyway im behind george when this abnormal cumbersome of people are just in the middle of the hallway rapping WITH LITERALLY 30 SECONDS LEFT TILL THE BELL RINGS. The worst part is while they're rapping and the crowd goes  wild and pushes straight forward and my hand does a steadily hard push on George's butt.  Now were at our classroom at this point and were just there awkwardly staring at each other. "Not a single word",  "Agreed" said George and we never spoke about it for the next 2 weeks till....

George's "girl" friend, Vanessa tells me that she saw me touch George's butt and im there freaking out in the middle of the class like "WTF GEORGE WE AGREED TO TELL NO ONE" and he's like " I DIDN'T I SWEAR!"  in which we both blankly stare at each other and slowly turn to Vanessa and the entire class in shock. Long story short my school now thinks me and George are a gay couple.
<bot>: Touched best friend butt by accident, girl somehow jokingly guessed we did, classmates now think i'm in a gay relationship with my best friend.