<human>: I feel like a stupid ass right now. I work crazy early hours at work  and lately my alarm hasn't been getting me up out of bed on time. Well this morning I woke up late for the 4th time and was freaking the fuck out, cuz I know i'm gonna be written up now. In my panic, I decided to write a note to my boss saying that I just forgot to clock in and asked my co-worker (only other guy there at that time) to cooperate with the story if asked and he said yeah no prob. Well when I was leaving my boss asked to speak with me and asked me about my note. I said my line about forgetting to clock in, before she revealed that she knew I was lying. I was so fucking embarrassed I couldn't even look at her when I confessed. She told me that being late made her mad, but lying just pissed her off. I got written up and if I'm late again I'm screwed.

I beat myself up about it on the whole drive home. I feel like such a jackass thinking that I would get away with it. I won't be seeing my boss for the next two days, so that's enough time for me to grow the balls to really apologize to her. This is the first time I think I've really disappointed her, but I know I really have to watch my ass now.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Lied about being late to avoid being written up, get caught anyways and still written up. Feels stupid and bad, man.