<human>: Today began much like any other day. I woke up 5 minutes late, checked my phone, stumbled to the kitchen, kissed the wife goodbye and prepared to get ready for work. There's usually a half-hour difference between when the two of us leave for work, so once she's out the door, I warm up the shower and browse reddit for a few minutes til it's ready.

So there I am, ready to shower, just as god made me, when I hear a buzzing sound in the window. I didn't think much of it, figuring a fly had gotten in. The buzz got louder. Curious, I peeked behind the blinds. And there to my surprise was a very large, very pissed off black wasp that had somehow made its was into my tiny little bathroom...

I was now cornered in what ammounts to a steamy closet with a very angry stinging insect and not a thread between it's vengace and my own bait and tackle. So I ducked and dodged my opponent. It made its way back to the window in another futile attempt to get back outside. Now was my chance... I flung open the blinds and opened the window in one quick movement. This startled the wasp and it dove towards me. I began to dance around the room shoo-ing it away and most likely making some very embarassing noises. Finally, the beast found it's exit and escaped through the open window. I had survived.

Thats when it occurred to me that I had just spent the better part of two minutes yelling and flailing frantically in my wide-open bathroom window which faces not only my neighbor's whole home just a few yards away, but also a good portion of the neighborhood as well. My blood went cold and I slammed the window shut and pulled the curtains down as fast as I could. My neighbors are almost all on the same 9-5 schedule and I don't doubt for a second that someone got quite a show over their morning bowl of cereal. Now I can only sit here and wonder what kind of strange looks I'm going to get over the next few days as I cross paths with them...

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<bot>: Got trapped in a very small bathroom with a very angry wasp while naked. Proceeded to open the blinds and windows and cause a scene for the whole neighborhood to see.