<human>: I work at a small radio station.  Our station lobby has no windows, so it turns pitch black once you shut off the lights and close the door.  One fateful boring day we did just that, and happened to have a football too (American football that is, not soccer).  The rules of "Ray Charles Football" developed as follows: 3 players; 1 passer and 2 receivers (rotate each play for a new passer).  Begin with the lights on.  The passer grabs the ball and heads over to where the light switch is and turns the lights off.  The receivers head to different areas of the room and can only communicate where they are to the passer through Marco Polo-style call-and-response.  The passer throws the ball to one receiver (not saying which one), and ~~when~~ if the receiver fails to catch the ball, the lights are temporarily turned back on, find the ball wherever it landed, rotate players for a new passer, and repeat. The game ends when a pass is completed.

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<bot>: Merry Christmas - it's a clock!  You know, to... replace the old one... that... got.. broken... by a football.  No, I didn't *see* who threw it!