<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

Yeah, I can do all well and proper in the academic field, I just can't seem to find work. I'm taking a break this semester because I wanted a job to save up some money so I could move out during the fall semester, but that doesn't seem to be happening.

I've applied to places like Best Buy, Target, Kohl's, etc. and they've all declined me for reasons such as 'failing personality tests' and the like. I hope I don't have a wrong personality. :x

Anyways, I need some help. I've never held a job before, because of previous academic stress, and I have no clue how to get one. I've done research, followed guidelines and steps, but so far there's been no luck (or awesome work.

I figure I just shouldn't give up; I won't ever give up. But it's hard, I'm struggling financially here and I need some tips. I live in a university town, so it's that much harder due to recession and all the students scrambling to get jobs.
<bot>: I'm a loser who's taking a break this semester who can't land a job and I desperately need tips or anything to help me gain an understanding on how I could do such a thing. I have no work experience.