<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

My Roommate is a real awful character that I mistakenly did some "charity" and took him in with my girlfriend in our old place. 
So everything was rocky from the start but we ended up signing another lease (my girlfriend and I) and he came along and got put on the lease as well. The day we start moving he has a ton of empty alcohol bottles that he told me he threw away but voila here they are again moving into the new place.
I tell him to throw them away one last time and he says to me "You aren't even on the lease." (Now because I have a felony for aggravated assault I figured it wouldn't be easy to pass a background check so I opted out and my girlfriend offered to sign it instead.) After he said that I'm absolutely livid and I'm ready to throw him off the stairs but again im on probation and cool my head and let it go. Months go by after moving into the new place and hes eating all of our food that we buy and not cleaning a god damned thing in the house. He is also using our soap and toilet tissue. So we talk to him and basically he says hes going to move out in two months.(He tells us this after he called his parents saying that we were kicking him out which was never even mentioned) One thing I forgot to mention; he's a compulsive liar and loves to play the victim. 

Anyways that two month deadline is up.
Now hes not paying rent and buying pot and mushrooms with that money he is supposed to be giving us for rent. Here's the kicker, I am on felony probation and we had agreed that shit would not happen and he told me he wouldn't continue that behavior. 
I need him removed from the lease and out of the place asap how do I go about this. 
I have talked to the apartment management and they say he has to willingly sign himself off the lease.
<bot>: Roommate is putting my probation/life in jeopardy by doing drugs and not paying rent HOW DO I GET HIM OUT?