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a while back i dated a girl who was seriously horny 24/7 (in retrospect this should have been a red flag). so one afternoon i'm over at her parents house watching a movie in the family room with her mom in attendance. we were cuddling under a blanket and before we could even get to the main dvd title menu, she had her hand in my pants. she gives me that "i'd like to fuck you right this very instant" look. we decide that it is a good time to go to the 2nd story loft to watch the movie there and leave her mom to her knitting down stairs. 

we get to the couch as quickly as possible and proceed with some innocent fooling around. things are getting heated as she straddles me and proceeds to climb on top of my lap. just as she reaches for my junk, her brother comes running up the stairs as i am half way inside of her. he gives us the [macaulay culkin] look of shock and runs back down stairs. my girlfriend runs after him as she pulls her pants up and grabs him by the arm begging him not to tell her mother. she brings him back upstairs and we all decide ice cream sounds nice right about now. so we go out and get him some cheapy sonic ice cream, come back home, set him up with a kiddy movie in the family room, and then my girlfriend and i finish what we had started.
<bot>: i was cockblocked by my gf's little brother, bribed him with some ice cream, and then got to finish like a boss on my gf's chest.