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I thought this was an interesting story, so I figured I'd share.

I planned a 16K run today which would've been my second longest run since I started (I did a 17K in 2 hours a few weeks ago). It started off pretty miserable. The snow started melting today which meant slush, puddles, and ice everywhere. At about 4K I started getting a bit of a stitch which last a while and didn't help the mood. I run with my phone (to use RunKeeper) and at 7K I was interrupted by a marketing call from Rogers (long story, but I've been fighting with Rogers for a week just to unsubscribe from their email spam, so today they started phone spam). I was totally pissed off at this point. Then [this song] came on at which point I decided "Fuck it. I'm doing a half marathon, right here, right now, in 2 hours."

So with two soaked socks, puddles in my shoes, and blisters on my feet I plowed through another 14K of slush, snow, and water. At 20K my legs were done. My run was a shuffle at best and I was still 3K from home. It was 1:56:00 into my run and I saw another running coming way. I was obviously exhausted. As we passed, he looked at me, gave a big smile and waved; the first time another runner has done that, I felt like I was in the club. I nodded back proudly and put the legs into full throttle. I ended up finishing the 21K at 2:00:11 which is close enough in my books. I dragged myself the final 2K home and crashed on the floor: soaked, exhausted, and proud.
<bot>: Thanks to Rogers for their horrible customer service and business practices and a big thanks to the random runner I saw, I was able to complete my first 21K in 2 hours.