<human>: Hello Reddit,

I'm crowed sourcing a prank. Here's the situation.  

This morning I got a text message on my mobile from a uk mobile phone number unknown to me. the text read "hi ar you offering massages today".  An hour or so later I get a call from a residential number I do not know. I pick up my phone and say "hello" , instantly the person hangs up. I ponder and don't think about it until a few moments later I get a text from the first number saying "i rang but a man answered".

Clearly this person on thet oeher side thought I's a woman ( or at the very least not a man ) and is under the impression that a number that resmbles my mobile number can gain him access to a "massarge" in his local area. ( some 200 miles from where I live ) I would also speculate that this isn't his first time... from the tense of the first text message.  

so, what could be done with this infomation ?

Condense the text into a few key points
<bot>: some idiot thinks my phone number can get his a "massarge" and I have his mobile and residential number, what should/could I do ?