<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

So this afternoon my boyfriend decided to tame the rainforest going on in his pants. In doing so, he nicked his sack with an electric razor, resulting in a slew of profanities and almost a hole in the bathroom wall. 
Flash forward to this evening when we stopped into rite aid and he picked up some Neosporin.. We get home and he disappears into the bathroom. I hear a "hey babe I need your help for a minute." not knowing what I was walking into, I walked through the door and he's got his pants around his ankles and is holding his dick up while stretching the skin of his sack. With both his hands occupied and his shirt hanging too low, I had to hold up his shirt so he could get to the infected area.
<bot>: my boyfriend nicked his sack with a razor. I held up his short so he could apply Neosporin to the cut.