<human>: This is my first post, so here goes nothing. 

In kindergarten I was kind of a weird kid. I don't remember much of it, except a few collective memories, but the ones I do remember, I remember being weird. All except for one memory, and that was my memory of revenge.

It was recess time, and I was kicking a soccer ball around minding my own business. I'm not sure, I could've been kicking it up against the wall, or just running around chasing it and kicking it, I don't know. It's the things that kids like to do at that age. Anyways, what I do remember was the class punk taking the ball away from me. I asked if I could have it back, and he retorted with some kindergarten classic response, I don't remember. He takes the ball and runs to the other side of the playground and kicks it around with his friend. 

The thing is though, he could've grabbed another ball from the ball bin, or even asked me nicely, but he comes over and rudely takes it away from me. I didn't cry, I was just furious. I walked up to him without saying a word to him, and I kicked him as hard as I could in the shin. I take my ball back, and I go and play with it some more. 

The punk kid started crying and ran to a chaperone and obviously told on me. I get in trouble so I get a thing called *Stop&Think.* I don't remember what you're supposed to do with it, but they give it to you and I think you're supposed to give it to your teacher and you get lunch or after school detention. I assume that because when the bell rang, I took the little slip and I ripped it up into pieces and threw into the garbage can. I never got a lunch detention and I got away with kicking a kid who stole my ball.

Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell
<bot>: I was kicking a ball, punk kid steals it, I kick him in the shins, and I got away with it by ripping up the detention slip without the teacher looking.