<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

This is kind of 2 fuck ups wrapped up in 1. One was me and one was my sweet, old, Grandma. 

I'll start with my fuck up:

It was the summer of 2008, and I was only  13 years old. It was quite hot out, so me and my friends decide to go swimming. Being 13 year olds, we think it's a good idea to try a bunch of tricks on my friend's diving board. We're front flipping, making as big of a splash as possible, trying to land on knee boards... Teenage boy stuff.

Feeling like a total badass (I had just landed a cool trick), I decide to step it up a notch. I go for the backflip, and try to land on the knee board. 

This is where I fucked up. I slammed my face on the diving board, flipped so I caught my legs on the cement underneath, then fell in the water. I try to play it off cool, but my friends mom freaks out and rushes me to the hospital.

When I get to the hospital they do NOT fuck around. They put me on a stretcher, they put me in one of those neck braces, and they start wheeling me away. Since this was a very new experience to me, I'm like 90% I'm going to die. 

This is where my Grandma fucked up. (Is Today Grandma Fucked Up a subreddit?)

As I'm laying on the hospital bed, feeling like a total shitball, my phone buzzes. I look down at my red Motorola Razr, and it's a text from my Grandma. It says "Hey sweetie... heard you got pretty banged up. Hope you get soon better LOL". 

I read this and just LOST it. I just got trolled by 70-year-old pastor Grandma. I had lived life to it's full extent, and I was ready to go.

Fast forward a few months... I broke my leg and had a concussion, but I survived. I was talking to my Grandma about her text and it turns out she thought "LOL" meant "Lots Of Love". Maximum Disappointment.
<bot>: I tried doing a backflip on a diving board and got fucked up. In the hospital, my Grandma texted me saying "LOL" thinking it meant "Lots Of Love".