<human>: My sister has two cats that used to have fleas and she would bring them over to my parents' house. She only stayed about two days and then went back to her own apartment. This happened about 3 times before I started noticing little bite marks on my legs when getting into bed. My bedroom was in the basement and had a carpet floor, but the shitty carpet that's all flat and rough because the people who had the house before us used it as a sewing room (old lady). Then I noticed that there were little black things crawling up my legs and biting me and realized that they were fleas. Fuck having hairy legs. The fuckers would crawl up my socks and bite right where the socks meet my shins. Fuck everything about them.

Anyways, after about a week, enough was enough and I decided to move into the bedroom upstairs and leave that hell-hole alone. It's nice upstairs because its all hardwood flooring with the occasional rug here and there. I went back down the a flaming vengeance with this cheap-ass fabric flea spray and basically used up the whole bottle spraying down the shitty-ass carpet and couch and sides of the mattress, followed by a vacuuming. It seemed to work for a bit because when I walked in the room I didn't find any of the bastards that jumped on me. I still didn't trust the room so I still just stayed upstairs. Skip forward for a couple months and a few more visits from my sister and her cats and the place is now thriving with fleas again. The cats were even flea-free before the visit so there must've been some flea eggs hidden somewhere.

To make a long story short, the fleas are starting to invade the upstairs after I made a trip downstairs to the room for a second to grab something and came back up to find my socks and shins were infested with about 20 of the little FUCKING CUNTS. Sorry, I really hate fleas. So how the fuck do we get rid of them? I live in Canada so there aren't as many options as far as bug control goes (less sprays and no bug-bombs) which fucking sucks.

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<bot>: Fucking fleas are making their way upstairs from the basement room because my dumbass self wanted to grab something in the room and brought about 20 of the fuckers with my socks and legs upstairs.