<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

To give an example:

I'm in the car with my wife this morning. I have iTunes Match setup on my iPhone to shuffle and ATC's "[Around the World] comes on. My wife immediately wants me to skip to the next song, but I refuse. I tell her the song reminds me of a simpler time, a time in which I had no fucks to give.

I start going into my story on how I discovered the song. It was 2000 and I was fourteen at the time where my friends and I had an IRC chat room and had our own internet radio station where we would take turns as DJ and play music from our mp3 libraries. My friends and I had massive collections built up from what we've downloaded on Audiogalaxy and Napster. In 2000, that was really the only way to discover new music. Pandora and Spotify didn't exist at the time. Hell, neither did KaZaA or WinMX. So every night after we'd finish our homework, we'd jump online, chat, and play music for one another. Not only did I discover "Around the World," this way, but also other classic songs like Denis Leary's "[Asshole] and The Vandals' "[Anarchy Burger] (to name a few).

My wife has no words as I lost her once I started talking about IRC. The following words out of her mouth are, "Have you always been a homosexual?"
<bot>: As my wife and I listen to ATC's "Around the World," I tell her a story about my youth in which she proceeds to call me a homosexual.*