<human>: Lol so I Fucked Up.

As is tradition, my father comes into town around Christmas time and we go out to the bar where we met each other to have a few brews. (Didn't know who my father was until I was 22. My mom's fault not his.) The bar had a beer I'd never tried, Not Your Father's Root Beer, which tasted pretty much like Root beer. After our obligatory shot of whiskey (first drink we had when we met to break the ice of "so yea I'm your dad.) We ordered a few NYFRBs. Well they went down a little to well and I ended up black out drunk. Flash to this afternoon. Somewhere in my drunken stupor, I got onto Instagram. And for some reason I posted a photo of my wife, topless, with the comment "nicest t1tties in the galazy". What woke me up was my wife screaming at me and throwing a shoe at my face. I have no excuse and feel like shit for it. Took the post down and have been on the receiving end of her anger all day. And pretty sure I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight.

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<bot>: got all f'd up with my dad at the bar. Post nudez of my wife. Holy shit she's pissed and rightfully so.