<human>: Will of course this is a fuck-up that happened a few years ago. Sorry guys.

I was 18 and still wasn't very confident in bed despite being very keen to explore. My boyfriend (at the time) and I were having a nice, prolonged session of fun when the great idea of a 69 popped into my head. But unlike the other times he suggested that he go on top this time, mix things up a bit I guess. 
So we got into position and started doing our respective things. To give some perspective, my boyfriend was a follicly abundant beast with enough fuzz to make Bigfoot envious. Having teasingly sucked and licked the tip, I moved down his shaft, attempting to deepthroat when I became lost in a forest of pubes. Something smelt pretty gross. What is that tangled up in his butt fuzz? Some kind of debris...

A wave of horror crashed around me as I realised that I was eye to eye with his shit nuggets. It was hard enough not to puke already seeing as I was already gagging on his cock, I stood absolutely no chance and it went everywhere! I kicked him off of me, had a quick shower and tried to explain myself to him. He was extremely embarrassed and didn't stick around for long after having a shower himself. We got over it and the ass forest was kept in check not long after

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Let my boyfriend go on top whilst going for a 69, encountered poopy chunks whilst giving him head, and puked all over him and myself.