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So today I was at school about to leave the classroom to go play some soccer with the guys. When a classmate came over to give me a free magazine our school get's. I had left my backpack at the table and just walked past him as he was handing them out going to play some soccer as I get hit in the back of my hat by a magazine, he just threw it at me because I didn't take one. I turned around got mad and said "You do not throw a magazine to my head!!!" Now he get's mad: "you should have just taken one." I repeat the sentence stated earlier and turn around to walk away and say to myself "you fucking jackass..."
Next thing he comes blazing at me asking what I said and screaming I was to scared to say it in his face. Now I'm not a guy who fights, but I turn around and say it to his face since he asked... Then he hits me in the neck on my Thyroid cartilage. Didn't even hurt, so I ask him if I should be scared now or something, turn around and just walk away cause he's obviously an complete idiot and I don't wanna get expelled and the dude has a black belt in Judo or something + weighs twice as much as me, I was mad not an idiot...
<bot>: Didn't take a free magazine, guy throws it at my head, call him a jackass for being a jackass, and he wants to punch me for not taking a magazine...