<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

Ok, so I and a few friends of mine set out on a road trip.

We headed down the road for a few hours and made great time. We didn't have to stop at a rest stop and we kept going from breakfast until lunch. 

All of us were starving so we stopped for a strong meal that would keep us satisfied for a long time... And being young, we stopped at Waffle House. 

Perhaps you've been to Waffle House or something like it. They are small and greasy but cook delicious meals. Although the food tastes good... It's not the most sanitary. 

We decided to take the risk anyway. 

Afterward we all felt satisfied and began driving again but within the first 30 minutes my friend made us pull over. He had food poisoning. We waited for him to do his business and made fun of him for the next hour or so. But because you reap what you sow... 1 hour later my other friend and I started getting the rumbles...

We stopped at the next exit and rushed into the bathroom. But lo and behold, there was only one toilet and one urinal. He shouted dibs and sprinted into the stall, I briefly considered using the girl's restroom but decided against it. Then, suddenly, my stomach couldn't hold any longer. I had to go. My only options were my pants, the floor, the sink, or the urinal... Not wanting to defile anything else, I chose the urinal. 

After today I am sure I will be more careful about A) when I mock my friends, and B) where I eat food
<bot>: My friends and I got food poisoning on a road trip. There weren't enough stalls so I used the urinal.