<human>: Alright, I've just started reddit so forgive me for anything un-redditlike. 

I'm a fifteen year old heterosexual boy from Wales and I have never had a girlfriend. Ever. I'm pretty sure that I'm the only guy in my year (grade for you North Americans) who has never been in a relationship. The furthest I've been with a girl was a friendly hug!

I wouldn't say I'm ugly (or good-looking for that matter) but I try my best to be nice and funny around girls (I make them laugh, I open doors for them etc.) but it doesn't seem to work. This kinda sucks because all of the impolite guys in my year get girls.

I do like a girl, I just don't think she feels the same, what do I do?

Thanks.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: I'm a 15 Y O guy who has never had a girlfriend, I'm polite but girls go for the impolite guys. What should I do?