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So my roommate got us tickets to see Portugal the Man and it was an awesome show, except for the short hippie in front of me. Now I say hippie because we've all been to a concert that is jam packed with people, I mean you can feel everyone's breath just commingling in the air. Without fail at every one of these shows there is some hippie girl that just wants to dance with a lot of space for her slow, flowy arm movements; unfortunately I was right behind this girl.
 
 At first she just started moving backwards and ramming her elbows into me so that I would slowing move back so she could have her "performing space." She also started moving her hair around a lot, either to get it out of her face or to whip it right into mine. But in one fateful moment her hair lost the momentum to hit my much taller face and landed right in my beer. 

I had drunk most of it already and was really only at that last backwash sip. So the next time this girl bumped me I tossed my last sip on her and as she turned around to glared at me I started dancing and flipped my hair right into her face.
<bot>: Girl push/dancing obnoxiously and dunks her hair in my beer; throw beer at her and whip my hair in her face.