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This didn't exactly happen today (was a few weeks ago) but was still an embarrassing fuck up all the same. 
So recently roughly a dozen French exchange students visited my school in North Wales and were paired up with the French speaking students in my year. Their trip entailed a few weeks of shadowing Welsh students to get a taste for their lifestyle and the like. I'm pretty poor at French but one of my friends in my history class speaks it and was paired with the hottest foreign chick I think I've ever seen. I sit at the back of the room in the class and during the lesson I spent the entirety attempting to swoon her with my slightly awkward eye contact and attempts at seductive body language. Realising that my efforts were coming to no avail I decided to move things up a gear and grabbed my water bottle which I drank slowly and seductively whilst maintaining eye contact. Suddenly I realised something was amiss due to an almost deafening silence that consumed the class and I darted my eyes off target to notice the whole room staring my way. Startled at my colleagues and teacher who were now fully aware of my endeavours  rendering me an utter prat  and with my attention diverted I choked, coughing up a mouth full of water whilst simultaneously pouring the remainder of the bottle down my chest and onto my lap. This whole unfortunate affair as witness by my classmates and more importantly the hot french girl had the very adverse effect of my intentions and they all broke into a fit of laughter.
<bot>: I tried to seduce a hot french exchange girl with my sexy body movement and ended up pouring most of a bottle of water down myself much to the mirth of my classmates.