<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

Pretty much the title line folks...

My alcohol tolerance has gone down since I've been working and working out like crazy. I used to be able to have two drinks and only be a little tipsy but half of a drink in and I was getting a little rowdy. My boyfriend has been working crazy hours and was a little tired for sex before we left. Being drunk makes me horny. I made the mistake of finishing my drink before we left, and I vaguely remember pawing at my poor SO incessantly before passing out. In the AM my SO asked me if I remembered last night and started cracking up, as apparently my drunk attempt to seduce/ intiate sex when we got home me was to pout naked in bed and demand sex "but it's "cocktoberfest" and I need to celebrate". I then fell asleep before he got back from the bathroom.
<bot>: I am not a seductive woman. Also, after laughing at my expense, no damages were had other than my embarrassment, and there was excellent morning sex- yay!).