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So I've been delivering roughly 100 individual local newspapers five days a week for 3 years now and this is the first and hopefully last time this has happened to me.

So I was in my room playing play station at around 9:30 at night when I hear the paper delivery truck drop my bundle of papers outside of my house. Now normally I would take them in straight away but I was pretty into this game I was playing so I decided to wait 30 minutes before I took the papers inside. 

After i finished my game I walked out the front door of my house to be greeted by very strong winds blowing up my street.

I didn't really think much of it until I went onto the street to pick my papers up. When I got there I found that my papers weren't in fact there, but it didn't remain a mystery for too long. I slowly looked up the road to find around 3000 pieces of news papers covering my whole street!!!

It looked like someone had paper mâché'd my whole fucking neighbourhood. Cars, bushes and backyards were all covered in papers and I was the one who had to clean this up. I ended up picking up papers throughout my street until around 1 o'clock in the morning and there were still around 700 papers left outside. Never leaving my papers our ever again!!!
<bot>: left bundle of newspapers on my street, wind blew them all around my neighbourhood, ended up picking up newspapers in pitch black for 3 hours