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I don't really like calling things "ninja" as it's kind of annoying when people say it, but for lack of a better phrase, I'm just going to call it that.

Through my life it's hard to say just one, so here's three:

1) I was playing soccer baseball and was running to third or home, (I don't remember) and the ball was thrown to the person there. The guy was right in my way so I could either slide or attempt to jump. Crazy to jump, right? What kind of idiot would try to jump over something taller than him? This guy. Luckily, he was leaned over a bit. So as the ball rolled over to the guy on base, I jump. I basically roll off his back and get off a split second before he catches it and land on the base. it was awesome.

2) I'm walking wherever with my two best friends and one of them tries to surprise attack me. His arms lunge at me as he leaps and I turn around, grab is arm and fall on my knees. I'm now kneeling on the ground with his arm in both of my hands behind me. I pull him forward and literally throw him across me. He goes about a metre. (2-4 feet and we just look at each other like, "What the fuck just happened?" for about 5 minutes.

3) Last one. I was at the same friend's house that I threw and we were fucking around with dart guns and we obviously decide to battle it out. (Who wouldn't?) So we're casing each other around acting like idiots when he runs up to me. We're face to face and he pulls out the gun and shoots but about a split second after, my gun was faced exactly the right way and literally hit his bullet and still with a bit of velocity, hit my friend. I was convinced I had super powers. It was awesome.
<bot>: I rolled over some guy playing soccer baseball and landed on the base. I threw my friend at the distance of a small toddler and I shot a dart out of the air and tagged my friend with the same one.