<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

Let me preface this by saying that I live in Sweden.
So me and my girlfriend are going to the movies and I suggest this new silly action movie about how they try to kill the president of the USA in London at the former PM's funeral.

So the movie starts and we're both liking it somewhat. And it reaches the climax during the first act when London is attack and I hear a loud sob next to me. And my gf is crying her eyes out. 

"Why are we seeing this bloodbath??"

"What are you talking about honey?"

"We are going to London in one week and you take me to this bloodbath...."
<bot>: We're vacationing in London in one week and I took my girlfriend to see a movie about how London get attacked...