<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

So today I was the birthday boy. My girlfriend planned a whole weekend for me and her to be together and to do fun stuff. At the end of a great day, we went to the hotel and she promised me that I would have an amazing time. 

She wanted to surprise me a bit with some sexy lingerie and by dressing up the room a bit with candles, chocolate, and alcohol. So she sent me away for a few minutes to set up everything. When I came back she looked amazing, so we had great sex. At one point we got in the old 'her legs on my shoulders' position and that was pretty [neat] :).

However, when I took away the pillow she was laying on, I saw something that looked like shit. So I showed it to her, and we were scared that something was wrong with her. But then we looked around a bit and we noticed that there was a lot of 'shit' on the bed. A bit too much. Even her whole back was covered in it.

We forgot to take the chocolates off the bed...

[A small picture of our fuck-up](

As you can see, we fucked it up even more by trying to clean it. The whole bed is covered in stains and the whole room smells like chocolate. This happened an hour ago. We don't know what to tell the owners of the hotel, but I guess we'll see in the morning. Or we might just have to leave a note. Untill then, we'll just laugh, watch movies, and maybe catch some sleep.
<bot>: Awesome sex in hotel room, girlfriend got covered in chocolate 'doo doo', room smells like chocolate, scared for owners' reactions, still finished the sex :)