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One of my favorite things to eat in the world is this wonderfully gooey like substance called fluffernutter, more commonly known as marshmallow fluff. Although I love it as much as I do it's a rare occasion to have any in my house as my mom does the shopping and she attempts to get me to make good life choices and eat healthy. However seeing as I am graduating in 2 days my mom decided to treat me by buying a large jar that I may consume at my own free will. 

Normally I just eat it on some bread with a light layer of peanut butter but no...not today reddit, today I made a terrible mistake. Instead of choosing the standard peanut butter option I decided to go balls deep like a fat kid in a candy shop and throw some Nutella on this masterpiece of a sandwich. 

This sandwich was so god damn delicious, and fluffy, and gooey, and orgasmic that I was in dire need of some nice cold milk to wash it down with. The fuck up happens when Im in such a foodgastic trance that I grab the standard 2% milk and not the lactaid milk I'm supposed to drink so that my asshole is nice to me. 

I am now currently sitting on my toilet praying that my asshole stops spraying fluids everywhere and let's me live life again.
<bot>: best sandwich of my life makes me forget I'm lactose intolerant. Currently releasing satan through my rectum.