<human>: Here is my thinking on this... If I want to see hot girls naked, I'd much rather hop online and look at porn. Not only can I do it *for free*, in the privacy of my own home, but I can find whatever depraved fetish I want, even things that would be impossible in real life. Plus, I have infinite variety at my beck and call - in a span of a few minutes, I could see *hundreds* of different girls.

Contrast this with a strip club, where you're stuck with whatever's onstage at the time, and you're paying for it. What's more, you're in an awkward situation where anyone in the room can *see* you, see what you're doing, see your reaction... *including* the girl. Now you have to be self-conscious... is what you're doing creepy? Does anyone here know you? Is the girl onstage thinking "god, that guy makes my skin crawl" and forcing her smile?

If you really want to have the satisfaction of being in the company of a real-life flesh-and-blood person, couldn't you just get a girlfriend? I know, that requires more effort, but at least then you don't have the frustrating "look but don't touch" rule to deal with. And for those who really are incapable of convincing another person to share a bed with them... well, there's always prostitution, right? You don't even need to break a law - just find a place where it's legal and have a nice field trip.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: What does a strip club have to offer that can't be better served by porn, prostitution, or a regular relationship?