<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

It was the 5th of May and our Cinco de Mayo celebration began with shots - 50/50 vodka and hot sauce ([picture evidence](  At the time I lived in a 3 bedroom, 1 bath house with 7 other people.  So a Mexican holiday constituted sufficient cause for partying even though we lived in South Jersey.  I don't remember much from that drinkful day; this is more about the stories my friends related afterwards. We played drinking games and debated about whether or not buying another bottle of tequila was the right decision (it wasn't and we did, 3 times).  Reliable witnesses place me on the couch with a beer mug half filled with not beer but tequila.

I must have tottered drunkenly into the wrong bedroom when I finally tried to go to bed.  My housemates sleeping in that room somehow convinced me to leave, but not before I curled up at the bottom of their bed whining, "I just want to stay here! What could I possibly do that would bother you!?" What indeed? I peed right there where I lay down, leaving a damp patch of bedding behind. I awoke early in the afternoon the next day, completely naked in the hallway laying on my back. Apparently housemates had politely walked around me, taking care not to trip on the morning wood.

I know it sounds like an episode of shameless, but it definitely happened and I have never drank that much since.
<bot>: I drank way too much tequila, peed in my friends' bed, woke up naked in the hallway standing at attention.*