<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

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Thanks everyone, it's sort of reassuring that I'm not being crazy here for being weirded out, I really appreciate it. Talked to him when he woke up, I said I woke up and heard them talking over the music, and it was a huge bummer to hear him say he was physically in love with her, that while I get that he masturbates (obviously), it's weird to know who he does it to when I hang out with this girl at times. Just that it was an all-around crappy thing to wake up to. Also that I understand he flirts with girls because he works at a bar, but somehow them being nameless faceless girls helps, and Megan is a total sweetheart that I enjoy being around.

He basically said that he was trying to pump up his buddy who is in love with her (true, this dude talks about her a lot) and he just said some drunk shit. And that of course she's hot, but if he and I weren't together, he'd be trying to hit on everything that moves, but we ARE together. Basically he apologized for yelling stuff like that with me in the next room, that he didn't mean most of it, and that he has had the chance to hook up with her and other chicks in the past, but shuts them down (NOT the best way to reassure me, btw), so I should trust him. 

So basically I just asked that he not SHOUT those "dude talks" over loud music with me in the next room, that I don't want to know who he jacks off to/would try to sleep with so it isn't weird around them, and to try imagining how it sounded from my perspective and how it could hurt my feelings. 

Thanks again everybody, I appreciate the advice and personal stories, this all made me feel a lot better!
<bot>: confronted him and told him how uncomfortable and awful it made me feel. He said it was about pumping up his friend to ask her out.