<human>: So this story happened years ago while I was working at a sit down burger place during high school.  I worked as a host/greeter, and also managed the take out orders.  So this guy call in a simple order, I take it down, quote him 30 minutes, and thus ends the call.  This 40's something fat bald man carrying his 5ish year old son comes in about 5 minutes later for their food.  I apologize, saying it is not ready yet (it was not a fast food place), and tell him I will go to the kitchen to see what I can do.  

Before I can even leave the kitchen I hear this asshat yelling up at the host stand how he is in a HUGE hurry and that this was ridiculous.  Being the young and cocky chap I was, went up to the host stand and stood there doing nothing for the next 20 minutes, watching him huff and puff and try to keep his kid still.  He finally got his food, and tears open the boxes to look at everything.  He then asks to see my manager, who I had already briefed on the d-baggery.  My he stars arguing with my manager saying I got nothing on his order right, and how now he is going to be late for the movie his son and him wanted to go see. (our restaurant was across the street from a movie theater)  After getting nowhere, my manager comps this guys meal for free, and tells him cheerily to enjoy the movie.  

As soon as the guy walks out the door, my manager calls the manager (his good friend) over at the movie theater.  Mr. Asshat didn't know that the theater did not let outside food in.  After 5 minutes we see security escorting this man, kid in one arm and food in another, out the front door while he is screaming profanities at the movie theater people.  

On the walk back to his car he had to pass by the restaurant again, so my manager made sure to be on the patio out front, and as the man passed by asked, "Movie over so soon?  Well how was your free burger?"

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<bot>: Asshole customer needs food comped, tries to sneak it into movie.  My manager calls movie theater and gets asshole kicked out.