<human>: Some friends and I were at Wal-Mart at around midnight recently (because sometimes we like to take in the show). We were minding our own business, passing through electronics, when a women passed by us, coming from the other direction. As she passed, she let out a loud sigh and said "Get a life..."  
  
Thus began The Great War for mjdgoldeneye's Brain. She was talking to someone on the other side of a phone call, but only part of me considered this. The other part was offended, but the whole of me was kind of caught off guard.  
  
I proceeded to shout "Get a dick!". But, alas, that's not how I said it. I only got the "Get" out before my brain started reeling me back in. By the time I got to "dick", I was barely whispering. I have a habit of repeating words I say when I know I say them too quietly, so I repeated the "dick" part and then promptly apologized by impulse. Then, consumed by some sort of negative emotion, I said "tits", my typical "D'oh!" substitution. Finally, I clarified I wasn't referencing the woman.

All together now: GET^A^dick... Dick. Sorry... Tits... Not yours...

Luckily, the woman wasn't quite paying attention. My friends were, though, and laughed for about 10 minutes in the aisle.

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: I had a mental episode trying to serve a comeback at Wal-Mart when I wasn't even being insulted in the first place.