<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

So this literally just happened about 5 minutes ago.

I'm in my kitchen cooking dinner and my doorbell rings. I answer the door and two guys are standing outside. 

I say "what's up, can I help you with anything, I'm kind of in the middle of cooking dinner" I say it in a pretty dickish tone because i have no idea who these people are.

They say "oh hi! we're your new neighbors, just wanted to come by and introduce ourselves" (oh and they look high as fuck)

Realizing that I was being a total asshole to them i needed to save face so i jump out the door and introduce my self

"hi, im mdsurf nice to meet you guys. sorry i was being kind of a dick, i thought you were those magazine guys and i fucking hate those assholes".

(by magazine guys i mean the guys that go door to door selling magazines for raise $ for a trip or somebullshit)

I start asking them how they like the complex, which unit they moved into etc and they are giving very vague answers which sets off a bit of a red flag. this goes on for about 15 seconds before i willing let the awkward silence take over to see what their real intentions are and what do you know,

THEY ARE THOSE MAGAZINE ASSHOLES!

Once they busted out their pamphlet i basically just said "you can't be serious" and they turned around and walked away without saying anything
<bot>: guys trying to sell me magazines introduced themselves as my new neighbors, not knowing who they were i told them how much i hated the assholes who sell magazines