<human>: So this happened this morning during my daily "waking up routine" but first lets get a little backstory. I'm a poor student so whatever chance I get at free stuff I take it almost instantly, a while back my brother asked me if I wanted a load of toiletries which he didn't want anymore and of course, I took them. Inside this bag of stuff was a moisturiser which I thought I'd start using as I often moisturised but hadn't bought a new bottle in a while. So a couple of months go by and I'm using this stuff like every day just like normal moisturiser, I'm focusing on the main parts of my face and not going into detail by going right up to the hair line or moisturising near the bottom of my neck and under my chin (which is where the fuck up begins). So I've come home from university this weekend and my mums giving me these weird looks while I'm putting this moisturiser on my face, she leans my head up and giggles, naturally I just think she's laughing at my poor attempt of trying to grow a beard, but no, I've been using "gradual tan moisturiser" daily for almost 2 months so you can understand my shock when I look on the back to see the words "only use 2 times a week and wash hands after every use."  I look up at myself in the mirror and as the sun shines in from the window I notice the dirty orange outline embedded into my face, there's pale white blotches on my neck and even my hands are stupidly orange, below my hairline there's a white outline which immediately breaks into a dark unrealistic tanny orange colour, I'm now desperately trying to rub this shit of my face before I go out with my girlfriend tonight but it looks like I'm gunna have to prepare for a roast.

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<bot>: Used natural tan moisturiser on my face for two months daily even though you were suppose to put it on twice a week. Now I'm unnaturally tanned with white blotches all over my face.