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So like around 2 hours ago (argument just died down) my GF came home and barged in on me and caught me in the act,..... and she flipped batshit crazy ......... What did she catch me on that got her flipping shit? cheating?? NOPE. murdering someone?? NOPE. she caught me masturbating..

yup..... and she flipped shit.... WTH is this about? what do i do?? why would she get so mad? its not like she's uber religious and against it or something....

she started shouting things like why do i do it. there is no reason to do it. etc etc
<bot>: got caught masturbating by GF and she went bat shit crazy mode. i am literally confused as hell and srsly wtf did i do wrong?