<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

So this was from a couple days ago, but we need some backstory before we go into the actual FU.

So my son is a huge gamer, he's 14, and goes on about how we wanted a gameboy color for christmas so he could play the original Pokemon Crystal or Red, so I get this idea: "Buy him a gameboy color!".

About a month goes by and I've ordered the gameboy and a few other presents. Now fast forward to a couple days ago, before we get home from school I tell him I need to get on the computer before he does because I need to check if a salad spinner I've ordered was delivered. We get home, he's standing behind me, not really paying attention, when I pull up ebay to see: "Congrats! You've won the Salad Spinner! And also heres a giant picture of the Fall Out Boy concert T-Shirt limited edition you ordered!".

Dammit. One present revealed.

So I walk away all angry to get a package that had been delivered from ebay a couple days ago, and me, not thinking straight, give it to him and tell him to open it. He (who was still laughing) picks it up and says: "What if I opened this and it was a completely different present?"

I hope you see where this is going.

He opens it and low and behold, there lies the turquoise gameboy color, the gold mine of a present for my son. And I blew it.
<bot>: I revealed a T-Shirt for my son on ebay and gave him a package from ebay thinking it was said T-shirt. Turns out to be the gameboy color that I had ordered for him. FML