<human>: So like many in this sub, this didn't happened today, but a couple months ago.

A little preface; I met this girl in second year of college, we get along from the start, she's super cool, a bit loud in contrast to me, I'm more of the shy guy, I rather keep to myself, obviously I'm not good with women, not that I think much to it.

So time goes by, we lose contact for about 1 year, then I run into her, conversation ensues and suddenly she asks me to go have some beers, this is about 6pm, she's with her bff which I also know and get along so I don't think much to it,

We go to this small, shady, low budget bar, It's kinda popular where we live, we get some beers then about an hour into, her bff says she gotta bounce so she leaves, funny because they are neighbors and have the same 9am class, anyway we keep talking, more beers are consumed, then suddenly she tells me how her sister went on a trip out state and her mother works all night, I don't think anything to it. 

At around 10pm we leave the bar, both a little tipsy and head towards a local pizzeria, grab a slice and keep talking, this is when I notice she leans towards me in a kissy way, but I think is probably just the booze and hold her to avoid her falling over. 

Then finally I'm taking her to grab a cab, and this is when she tells me 'You can crash at my place if you want', of course following my line of brilliant thinking my first thoughts are "Why would I want to go crash at her place, sleep at her couch, when I can go my place and sleep on my bed that is more comfortable?'. I politely tell her NO, that I rather crash at my place, she looks confused and grabs a cab, moments later I grab a cab too... Once in the cab it hits me, I wasn't gonna sleep on the couch...

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<bot>: Girl tells me she's home alone, tries to kiss me and invites me to sleep at her place which I obliviously decline and didn't catch it until I took a cab home, alone.