<human>: I have this stupid knack of typing text into a text message on my iPhone and hitting send prematurely without first proof reading.

This morning I was the middle man between my mother and my friend relaying messages from one to the other. My mother recently purchased a new split system air con unit and my mate being an electrician was going to help install it. 
As i became lazy i started to screenshot my screen and just send the screenshot of one message to the other, this was going fine. Then for some odd reason in one message to my mother, instead of attaching an image i just pasted the clipboard to the message. It was one of those moments that slow down and you can see what is about to happen but lack the ability to respond quickly enough.

The following text had been stored in my clipboard for a while leading to me forgetting about it. "when we break it to our friends that we're together, should we keep that we met on tinder a secret or should we just let it out of the bag?"(You see, i found this to be quite an effect means of starting a conversation on tinder and so on the odd lonely night i would paste that into a bunch of messages with my matches on the dating app). 
The moment i realise the stupidity of my actions i lunged to turn my phone into aeroplane mode in a ditch effort to prevent the message from sending... it was pointless. I heard the ever so familiar zip as the message was sent away, along with all my dignity. 
Immediately i went into damage control mode and sent a follow up message "um sorry, that was meant for Simon"... why the hell did i think that would help? Now not only does my mother think I have a fling with someone i found on tinder (embarrassing enough) but now she is convinced that my "new flame" (as she put it) is my mate the electrician and that she has a gay son.

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<bot>: Accidentally paste and copied a message to my mother that was meant for girls on tinder and now my mum thinks im gay.