<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

I was trying to get to know my boss at my new job. So I stereotyped the guy and thought of an interest we would both have that we could further discuss and just the usual small talk. I said I liked fishing. Now, with my lisp I didn't really consider what he would of sounded like to him. His face dropped, he was speechless and it got awkward very fast. I thought he didn't understand me, so without thinking into it I kept saying "Fishing.. You know fishing.." it wasn't till I made hand actions that he told me he had misheard me. I blankly stared at him and said "fishing.. What else can fishing sound like? Fishing.. Fishing. Oh.." Moral of the story: Don't make small talk if you have a lisp.
<bot>: my boss misheard me because I have a lisp. He thought I said I like fisting, when all I was trying to say was fishing.