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This was almost a year ago, sorry. Anyway, I was in a very excited, sexual mood at the time this happened. My wife, who was pregnant at the time (and BTW, pregnant women are freaking hot!) was not in the mood. She was about 8 or 9 months pregnant, and I wanted to do was get some action. I finally got her in the mood, and told her lets do 69. She said, "I'll try, but I don't know...the baby has been kicking me in my bladder". We decided to try anyway, so she flipped on top of me in reverse, and went to town and so did I. Everything was going great until my mouth started filling up with piss. I almost threw her off of me, but I couldn't, because she's pregnant. So I pretty much had to take it. Sad thing is, she didn't know she was pissing at first and I was being water boarded. Most fucked up sexual thing that's happened to me.
<bot>: Pregnant wife didn't want to do 69, convinced her and she accidently starting pissing in my mouth.