<human>: i am freak sick of hearing about all these different plans and options for plans. IMO there should be an a-la cart, or unlimited and that's it!

BUT what really grinds my gears are the shitty phones offered by most carriers. either one carrier has a good price but a shitty selection of phones or the other carrier has cool new phones but charge you an extra $30 for a data plan WTF!!

and to top it off $800 for just a phone if you aren't a new customer?!?
i have put up with you lame service for a decade now and you cant offer ME the new phones at that price... ooh wow $150 off the retail price for an upgrade. whoopty fuckin dooo. and i can only upgrade at certain time frames WHY?!?! that makes no sense!

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: I don't give a flying fuck about the plan. let me buy the latest technology phones when i please and offer them a comparable price to a new customer. ass holes