<human>: So I was having an emotional day yesterday and was having a good crying fest on the phone with my boyfriend. Just big fat tears that lasted for a good 15 minutes. I have an iphone and no case on it. I ended the phone call and looked at my phone only to realize that all of my tears had seeped under the screen and now there were big water spots. GREAT. 

I put it in rice for a bit but no luck. So I hauled my ass out of bed and went to an iphone repair place. $100 later I had a new screen--the tears had corroded the wiring around the back light and the water spots would only get worse if I didn't fix it. 
Came back to my car to find I had a parking ticket. SUPER.

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<bot>: Don't cry while talking on your phone. The tears will get under the screen and cost you $100 to repair. And you might get a parking ticket while you're at the store fixing it.