<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

TIFU pretty bad. About an hour ago, I was lying in bed, checking reddit with my cat lieing on me. It was peaceful, and I was reading some sort of funny post. Ten seconds later, a spider crawls it's way onto my phone without me noticing. Now, me, being a male with severe arachnophobia, somehow come up with the ingenious idea to chuck my phone at my closet door. My mother yells, "Are you okay?" I respond, "Come here!" she calls over my grandmother who finds the spider and kills it. I didn't go back I my room for two hours out of fear.
<bot>: I managed to get so terrified I threw my phone against the wall and needed two people to kill a less-then-a-centimeter-long spider, and I prefer to call spiders The Mistake.