<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Like most posts on TIFU, this didn't happen today, but it happened 2 days ago. However,

I was out with two friends at a bar in the town next to mine, which I'm not too familiar with. They both left and took a cab because they were pretty drunk. I stayed for a bit because my roommate at my college has a special friend over right now, and I assumed I would have just taken a cab myself. I had nowhere to go, because my friends were passed out at their dorm probably. The bar closed and I walked outside to see if there was a taxi (because there usually are taxis outside bars at night for the drunk people). There weren't any, so I decided to call one. Little did I know, someone in the bar must have taken my phone out my pocket (I never checked my phone the whole time at the bar). Fuck. I walked along the streets to see if there were any taxis. It's pretty cold where I am, and I see a homeless man still awake sitting by himself. I've got plenty of money to spare, so I reach for my pocket to bring out a 5. Wait... where the fuck is my wallet. I assume they guy who took my phone also took my wallet. I never payed attention to my surroundings and I've had a few drinks. 

Where the hell am I.

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Before you ask, I was on the streets for almost 2 hours walking when a taxi came by asking if I needed a lift. I told him I lost my wallet, but he drove me for free considering he knew I was tipsy. He was a cool guy.

I also called the bar and they said there wasn't a phone or wallet found that night. 

Finally, my friend payed for the drinks, so I didn't bring out my wallet or feel the need to check for it.
<bot>: Went to bar in area I've never been, someone pick-pocketed phone and wallet, left on the street for an hour in the cold.