<human>: So there's this okay-looking coworker I work with (okay everything, really -- no ass, muffintop, a little chubby). The thing is, she dresses really damn slutty. Like short skirts or yoga pants or shirts that show off her slutty bras. Naturally, this gets me thinking about her all the time, to the point that I almost daily pop boners because of her.

I'm a little horny right now and I'm seriously thinking about making a throwaway email account and emailing her, telling her what I think about her. My intentions are to get her as turned-on and wet as possible. I guess you could say I'm gonna lie, because I'm going to tell her stuff like how I think she is the hottest person I've ever seen and how I would be so happy just to please her down south. Basically, I'm gonna get off to getting her off.

So what do you guys think? Will this be perceived as creepy and weird, or will she get her ego massaged by this and be happy about it? Like I said before, I just want to write about how sexy I think she is and what loving sexual things I'd do to her. I want to emphasize that I am not going after her, as I don't want any relationship with her. If she were to write back asking for something, my plans are to say nothing, for my personal safety.

I should also emphasize that I'm really fucking horny right now, so my mind's perception of what's right and wrong could be skewed right now :/

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<bot>: okay-looking coworker gives me daily boner, not sure if it would be weird if i send her an anonymous email (falsely) stating how I think she is gorgeous and how badly I want her in bed