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In 7th grade, I went on a church youth trip called "Breakaway." Basically, we just went to every Six Flags in Texas. Nothing like a theme park to instill in kids a sense of loyalty to the church. (We were Methodists, okay?) Every night we slept in our sleeping bags on the floor of a different church.

In San Antonio, I got so sick that I woke up in the night, threw up on whoever was next to me, and promptly fell back asleep. I woke up later, ran to the bathroom, and threw up again. For the next hour or two, I became good friends with a trashcan in the hallway, and it wasn't long before I was throwing up nothing but bile. Our youth minister, J, graciously took me to the airport and waited with me for the first flight to Dallas, which wouldn't leave for another two hours. In the meantime, I was holding a *clear* plastic bag full of bile. I'm not sure why nobody could get me an opaque bag.

Eventually I was so miserable that I said to J, "I think God's punishing me."

"For what?"

"For looking at porn."

My shame was incredible. To my 7th grader astonishment, he just laughed and said he didn't think it worked that way.
<bot>: I got sick on a church trip, and I told my youth minister I thought God was punishing me for looking at porn.