<human>: I don't have local family to spend thanksgiving with and so a friend of mine offered to have me over. 

I asked what to bring and he said it was our choice, so I said cranberry sauce, thinking it was a staple but simple and side-lined enough dish that I wouldn't be stepping on anyone's toes. 

I was wrong.

Enter May, a 60-year-old friend of their family who acts as the single source provider of cranberry sauce to Thanksgiving dinner. 

My newly married friend however didn't know about May, and ended up in a fight with his somewhat finicky wife that ended with his wife on the phone with May, who exclaimed "Well if that fucker doesn't bring the best cranberry sauce I've ever tasted I think I'll just die right there and it will be Modevs fault!"

I asked if I could bring a different dish, but apparently the deed is done and I'm bringing cranberry sauce.

Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?
<bot>: How can I take cranberry sauce to the next level so that when May tries it she wont immediately guilt die on the spot?