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So since I've gotten down to my university, I've been going to parties every single weekend, spent almost a thousand dollars within two months on absolutely nothing important (mostly impulse buys). And it's shown up in my classes. I'm at a point where I'm missing lecture halls 3-4 times a week because of being lazy. I've not turned in any important papers which have made up about 20% of my grade in certain classes. Also with a severe case of depression isn't helping. It's at a point where I am constantly thinking about jumping out of my dorm building or getting hit by a train. I also am feeling socially detached from certain women in my life...but that's another story. So if any of you which have been in my kind of situation and have gotten out of it, please give me some tips and pointers.
<bot>: I've been a lazy bum, I know I have potential, I just don't know where to start. I am a walking cliche of a scumbag college student.