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This happened today.

This trick is one of my most favorite ice breakers, because one its funny as hell on unsuspecting strangers, and two usually starts a friendly rivalry to break the ice even more. Welp since we are few weeks into school I got grouped up with a guy I barely knew 5 years ago and came back this year. Also the football team came back this week from a flight. One caught a cold and now it spreads through the community like wild fire. I think you guys are starting to know where this is going. Welp there i am in class with a shit ass grin knowing full on what the hell im going to do to this unsuspecting guy. I just casually ask for help with the assignment, then say "aww sweet design dude" as i finger touch his chest and as he looks down I then full on proceed to flick my finger up to my impending doom. Second later my finger is full on shoved for three seconds in the most snotiest thing i have ever felt. Followed by my shock of terror as i had unconvienietly felt the nastiest shit possible in a classroom. I immediatly ran to cleanse the horridly goop now embeded into my fingernail and tip into a enough hand sanitizer to wash my whole body with. After about a good minute of me freaking the hell out(im a clean freak) and this guy laughing his ass off as the trick backfired on me, we ended up getting pretty cool the rest of the day. So this mess ups not that bad in my book, but it was totally a Til not to do this trick to sick people.
<bot>: :Wanted to break the ice by doing a simple nose flick, ended up getting to know my buddy a little to well.