<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

Mine was a patry in which my friend and I got shit faced and decided to climb to the roof, take off our clothes, and jump into the pool. Once we got out, we proceeded to walk around and party, still naked.

Following morning, I wake up in his sisters bed (she wasnt in it) went outside, said good morning to his mother who was making pancakes for breakfast. I gulped down a few, then went outside to help with the clean up. When I got outside, I felt a breeze on my man parts, looked down and sure enough. I had just eaten pancakes at my friends GLASS table with his mother, completely naked. Needless to say, I got my clothes off the roof and hightailed it out of there.
<bot>: Got drunk, climbed roof, got naked, jumped in pool, fell asleep, ate breakfast with friends mother having full view of my junk, went outside to assess damage, realized what had happened.