<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

This just happened like 5 minutes ago.  I was in the bathroom and went into a stall to hock a loogie.  I flushed the toilet to mask the sound of that big ass ball of phlegm coming out of the back of my throat.  As it shot out of my mouth it took some weird fucking trajectory and didn't make it in the toilet.  I looked over and see it landed on the left shoe of the person in the stall to my right.     
    
I hear a 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' and recognized the voice.  I made a mad dash out of the bathroom and I just got back to work.  A minute ago I saw my boss walking in, and yup, those were his shoes.
<bot>: Had to spit up a ball of phlegm that was in my throat, I missed the toilet and it landed on my bosses shoe.