<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

So I was moving from Austin to Boston for grad school. I have 2 Savannah cats and so to get them to fly with me in the cabin, I had to have a friend to come so we each could have an in cabin pet. One of them is an F5 so he is 3.125% wild. He lets people hold him for short periods of time so my friend was in charge of him. They were also drugged so he was kinda out of it. The other one is an F2 so she is 25% wild. She does not let anyone hold her ever, fight or flight, she chooses fight. So technically she is illegal in Massachusetts since the cut off is F3.

So we get to the TSA part of security and it dawns on me that the procedure is to take the animal out of the carrier and walk them through the scanners. We realize this is what is going to happen and instantly start getting worried. So I take my very drugged angry, illegal savannah out that weighs 15+ lbs while my friend has the other out that is 20+ lbs, long and lanky. Also we were both at about (7.5). 

So they are telling me to go in the body scanner and hold still with her, she is not happy at all and takes a massive wet stinky shit in the scanner all over  the floor. I don't think they noticed at first because they were focused on the cat themselves. I could hear people saying "Wow what is that, is that a bobcat?" and I just want to get these cats back in their carrier and with as little fanfare get on the plane. I signal to my friend that there was shit on the floor so she didn't step in it. (with her socks since you have to take your shoes off) 

I'm not sure what happened to the shit or if TSA cleaned it up or if some poor person walking sans shoes stepped in it making their security experience all the worse, I just wanted to get the hell on through.

So in the end my cat did what we all want to do and dropped a big turd on TSA.
<bot>: going through airport security with a drugged angry cat results in cat shit all over body scanner machine at airport. No idea what happened to shit as we scrammed.