<human>: I'll start, when I was a kid I was a demon child. I was the biggest teachers pet and all the adults loved me. So one day in 4th grade I got into an argument with this kid. I thought this argument was the perfect time to lay down the law and drop my newest insult "fuck you!". It's super effective, my opponent is stunned. He stares deep into my soul and said the ever dreaded phrase

 "I'm telling the teacher!!"

I start to panic, but I realize there is nothing I can do nothing but accept the death sentence that is a call to my parents. As I slowly drag my feet back to the classroom of doom and despair I come across my teacher and the boy who I argued with. 

"Miss, he said fuck you to me! he should be sent to the principle!!"

Time slows down, everything gets foggy...

"Don't be silly, insert generic young child's name (ex: Tommy, Billy, Joe, you get the point why are you still reading within the parenthesis)

Yanchanator would never say that!! I'm giving you a detention for lying"

queue fireworks

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<bot>: I told a kid to fuck himself when I was in 4th grade, he told the teacher, she didn't believe him and he got a detention