<human>: (Obligatory this happened a couple months ago)

I'm pretty good at tech, and most of my friends and family know this, so they often come to me for advice and repairs etc. This one time my girlfriend tells me her friend (we'll call her Jane) has been bugging her about updating her iPad and wants to know if I can do it. It's having internet problems and since her laptop doesn't even have a WiFi adapter, it's her only internet access. I barely know this girl but I say I'll give it a go.

The next day, Jane knocks on the door and after a chat with my girlfriend she gets round to the real reason for coming, and I am summoned to the lounge. Jane hands over the iPad and I plug it into my laptop and get going. Cue me sat in the corner for 10 mins being third wheel to whatever the girls are chatting about, until I look at the screen and notice iTunes had an error. Now this iPad is about as old as they come, and Jane now tells me that she'd never updated it before (she's clueless with tech - paid over £500 to some savvy bastard who gave her a windows 98 laptop).

I look at the iPad and it's off. iTunes said the thing disconnected and wants to restart the install, so I do, at which point it says it can't authenticate the update... I look at the girls who are oblivious and I'm sweating, because iTunes just removed the operating system from Jane's iPad and won't give it back. Screw you, Apple.

After explaining to Jane what happened and blaming it on her iPad being too old, she goes home. I won't be helping anyone with Apple products again.

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<bot>: girl I barely knew trusted me with her iPad, which I bricked, and now she has no means of internet access.