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So, I've been sick and apparently garlic is supposed to be a healthy anti-oxidant and immune system booster. 

"Great, I like garlic." 

Google, Google, Google... Ok, juice one clove of garlic and one lemon then drink at least once a day. 

"Sure, I can do that. A whole clove though? Seems like a lot." 

In my weakened state clove = entire bulb of garlic. Begin peeling cloves, lots. Begin juicing cloves, only about a teaspoon of garlic juice comes out. 

"Hmmm, kind of a waste of garlic", I think. Oh, you poor, poor bastard.

Juice lemon, check. Mix pale snot colored conconction. Think, "looks kinda nasty but here goes! They said online it isn't that bad."

Fluid hits mouth, down the hatch, instant regret. Fall to my knees immediately as hot waves rush over my body like the winds of a thousand cheap blow dryers. Clutching at my chest like I got stabbed, I think, "How the FUCK do people drink this everyday!!!"

Throwup. Dry heave. Back to Google Image Search..."garlic clove".

Shit...
<bot>: was sick, confused a clove of garlic for the entire fucking bulb, juiced it, drank it, and felt like I was going to die. Moral of the story: don't be stupid.