<human>: So it's a beautiful sunny morning, birds singing (fwiw they were singing calvin harris's new song blame) I'm driving along then WHAMMO the dull roar of morning talk show radio subsides and T swifts rocking new song shake it off comes over my speakers.

Naturally like any normal person I get my jam on, my car seats are pretty huggy but hands and body are in all sorts of wavy gravy crazyness .. sure enough I continue down the road in what an outside viewer would refer to as "needing help" . 

Traffic is moving fairly well but not at any sort of fast speed, my foot is lightly feathering the pedal. OK now to the tifu part, just as the shake it off shake it off part starts and I'm paying the absolute least attention to the road KABLAMMO some silly individual pulls out from a side street in front of me . (Fwiw if one was step back and look at the individual scenario this person had no room like I was driving right past the side street.) obviously it takes me a second too process what's happening and then my brain kicks into gear and tells my foot to hit the brake NAOOW . Luckily my beautiful peice of german engineering comes to a hard stop (no tyre screech, amazeballs tyres and abs/traction control) right before the front of his car. 

I was in such a state of shock/jam that he just pulled out and continued on in front of me and I DIDN'T EVEN HONK.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Don't Jam and drive, german auto's are best and most of all taylor swift's new song shake it off is friggen wonderfull.