<human>: BACKGROUND STORY: Well I'm strange, and when I go for a crap, I stand on the toilet seat and squat (Weird I know, but it's much easier for me as I have bad constipation a lot) And my laptop was resting on my sink while I was on Reddit.

So while I was just finishing and about to wipe, I dropped the toilet roll into the bathtub, and it was just out of arms length, so instead of standing up and getting it, I decided to just hold onto the sink and reach further. This resulted in me falling face first into bathtub and while mid fall I grabbed onto my laptop, resulting in it smashing onto the floor. And to make things better, after this had happened, my Mum just came home and I obviously had to come out of the bathroom, she saw I had blood dripping from my nose and that my laptop was smashed. After I told her what happened she couldn't stop laughing.

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<bot>: Dropped toilet roll into bath, tried to grab it, slipped and while falling, broke laptop & smashed face into bath resulting in bleeding nose, then Mum came home and laughed at me.