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Thought I'd share a fun story even though it will likely get down-voted to oblivion. So me, my brother and a couple of friends were at the mall hanging out when we decided to go to the apple store to screw around. We start walking around looking at random computers when we find one logged into facebook... obviously this is an opportunity you can't pass. We quickly scan the store to make sure they weren't still there. No teenage boys in sight. We immediately attack his account, putting gay statuses etc. My brother changed his religious status to "Fuck Jesus fat cock," interested in: to "men" and so on. We proceed to start messaging girls, professing our love for them. We even changed his profile picture to all of us huddled around the computer. Good times. One girl said that we were ugly and we returned the compliment. She proceeded to claim she had a "nice ass and great tits." Right as my brother started to call her an arrogant bitch, someone behind us, quite loudly, yelled "GET OFF MY SONS FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW!!!!" We aren't quite sure how he knew but my brother says he thinks the kid walked by and saw us. The man continues to yell at us saying he will call the police, report us to the apple store and other empty, ridiculous threats. We just left, ignoring the furious man. It was a good laugh, thought I'd share. It probably took the kid a couple of hours to go back in, find all the problems and change all the settings back. Good Times.
<bot>: Kid leaves FB on in apple. We fuck with his account. Dad sees us. Makes stupid threats. The end.