<human>: Condense the text into a few key points

I heat my house with a wood stove, and it gets tedious splitting kindling and starting fires like a caveman... So I use kerosene. 

I had forgotten to fill the stove the night before and had just woken up, so I strategically placed a few dry logs in and poured some kerosene over top. Realizing that I had left the lighter across the room, I ran over, ran back and attempted to light the fire. 

I opened the stove door, stuck my grill lighter in and pulled the trigger. *click* The lighter didn't ignite. *click* Nothing. *click* 

Next thing I know my hand is engulfed in flames and I'm trying to jump away from a plume of fire coming toward my face. I felt an intense heat on my arm, then on my face, then I smelled the distinct smell of burning hair. Not understanding the severity of the situation, my first thought was, "Oh shit, my mustache." 

Feeling my face to inspect the damage done to my upper lipholstery, I noticed that the left side my beard, mustache, eyelashes, eyebrows, and hair were all severely singed. I looked at my right arm; my hair had been burned all the way up to my elbow. My hand was starting to turn red and my knuckles were turning white. 

I realize now that the coals under the ashes were still warm enough to vaporize the kerosene. I also believe that both the flue damper and the air-intake damper were closed, making the only outlet the one I was using to ignite the fire.
<bot>: Received second degree burns on the hand, asymmetrical facial hair and a very humble soul by attempting to ignight a woodstove with an accelerant and forgetting that kerosene + heat*time = vapor