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This happened to a friend of mine...So he went to the movies and brought a candy bar with him in his pocket because candy is expensive there. He sits down and opens the candy bar which had melted in his pants. He's like "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT MELTED!" and ate it and got chocolate all over his fingers. So he goes to the bathroom to wash it off. About to wash his hands, he decides to lick some of the chocolate off of his fingers before washing his hands. So he procedes to start sucking on his fingers. As this is happening, a little boy comes out from a stall and catches him standing in front of the sink with brown stuff all over his fingers and he's licking it off. The kid stands there like a deer in headlights for a few seconds, then bolts out the bathroom door.
<bot>: My friend got chocolate on his hands, licked it off in the bathroom, little kid though it was dookie