<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

I'll start by what motivated this post.

So I'm half way through a week in Sydney, Australia, and naturally due to the bank account of a typical uni kid, I'm staying at a hostel. But last night, I reminded as to why these places are both amazing and terrifying.

Last night after a stint at the local backpackers bar, I came back to my 8-person room and proceeded to pass out on my bed: the bottom bunk of a bunk bed. A few hours later, the English guy occupying the top bunk burst back into the room and woke me up. He also had company. So what do they do? Yep, climb on to the top bunk, and proceed to create some serious motion. They were obviously trying to keep quiet, but the squeaky bed was not helping their situation.

Ten agonizing minutes later, and still-tipsy me was finally able to enjoy the quiet again after she left and he passed out.

But that wasn't all.

The next morning, I woke up to hear moaning coming from the top bunk. It was a guy though; my English friend. The guy sounded like a sick cow, and so I decided to grab my water bottle and pass it up to him. I poked my head up and asked, "Are you alright, mate?" He turned to me, and as he went to open his mouth in reply, BLEGUHHHHHH!

He projectile vomited all over me. Gross beer-and-nacho-scented spew.

The guy grabbed my water bottle, turned back, and went to sleep without saying a word. Meanwhile, I was left to cry to myself in the cold shared-bathroom as I attempted to cleanse myself (during a hangover).

So Reddit: What's your worst experience staying at a hostel?
<bot>: English guy in top bunk fucks a random with me in the bottom bunk, then projectile vomits all over me in the morning.