<human>: I'm in the Navy working out of an aircraft hangar and today we had the MAs (military police) come through our command with a drug dog. Standard stuff, well the dog comes up to my desk and he's starting to sniff pretty good, he starts smelling my pocket when all hell breaks loose in this dog's world. He's barking, freaking out, practically shits himself. The MA freaks out also and grabs me and tells me to empty my pockets. So I pull out the 3 bucks I had.

He calls superiors and cuffs me. Seriously. So I'm waiting around for about 2 hours to finally have his Chief explain that most money has traces of cocaine and that it isn't an offense at all and to let me go.

To clarify, I don't do coke, but I was freaking out the whole time regardless. All that was going through my head was that I'm fucked because this is technically "evidence." I had no idea that dogs could even detect that the dollar could have been used for coke who knows how long ago.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: Drug dog freaked out because I had a "coke dollar" in my pocket. I was detained but released.