<human>: The time:1997
 
The place: Target

What happened: Star Fox 64 had just been released, and so the free to play N64 in the Target was, of course, featuring it. My parents never believed in buying video games for us kids (it'll rot your brain!) so except for the NES we got from our grandparents, the only games we owned were "Number Munchers" and "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" so these sojourns to Target were my major chance to play all the games that had just come out while mom shopped.

I started Star Fox and had just gotten a hold of the controls when I realized I had to pee, *really bad*. But I had only just started a mission - they couldn't last more than a couple minutes - so I held it. And held it. Until I couldn't hold it anymore, and, at the age of 8, urinated all over the Target floor.

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: I, as an 8 year old, peed all over the floor of Target in order to continue playing a video game.