<human>: So this goes back a while to the time I was in 4th grade. It was the winter thaw in the northeast and I had just gotten home from my dad's in the southeast. 

 I was 8 at the time and my dad was a sick fuck for humor. I remember his brother had sent him a list of jokes from the internet which at the time didn't have too many good jokes. One stood out to me for some reason. A reason I will never know.

 This joke went along the lines of, what does a terrorist in a building do when the USA is bombing him? Well the answer to that particular question was, the terrorist hides under a desk and gives himself a blowjob. 

 Now you may think this is a fairly innocent bit of humor but for me, well I didn't know what a blowjob was when I was eight. I thought it meant as it sounded, a blow job was the act of blowing on one's self. 

 So fast forward back to school time and I found myself remembering this silly joke and having the grand idea of telling my teacher to get a chuckle. Mind you she was over 70 years old. Well I walked up to her nervous as could be, hoping that I would get just a little laugh. So I asked her if she wanted to hear a funny joke and she said she liked funny jokes. So I asked her, what does a terrorist in a building do when the US us bombing him? He hides under a desk and gives himself a blowjob. Well her face, I tell you that is something I am still laughing about. All she told me was to go home and ask my mother what a blowjob is.

 I never did ask my mother what this act was because I already knew what it meant, it meant someone blowing on them self. I think my older brother told me what it meant a few weeks after that incident.

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<bot>: I told my 4th grade teacher who was >70 years old a joke about a terrorist giving himself head when the US is bombing him.