<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

So i had just gotten home from working a shift at the grocery store, and of course it was crazy busy because tomorrow is Turkey Day. There are a couple clumps of pompous grass fairly near the stairs to my apartment and there was some bug in them making a never ending, god awful, stab yourself in the ears just to make it stop, why hasn't it stopped yet sound and i just sort of lost it. 

I've been under a LOT of stress lately. My sister tried to kill herself and damn near succeeded, i'm the only one working, our brother is moving back to live with us, and we are moving in less than a week. 

In the past when these noisy ass bugs have started up i've tried all sorts of things to shut them up. Throwing rocks, spraying bug spray, yelling, trying to ignore them, nothing works for long. So i decided to light the clump of grass on fire. Just a little, just the one that i had traced as the source of the sound and thus home of the bug. 

The outer portion of the grass was wet so i didn't anticipate any real danger. And the time i helped a friend get rid of one of these awful clumps of grass (they are often at the ends of driveways and have long stalks that stick out from the middle with fluffy bits on the end) the whole middle of the thing was damp too. So, in the 45 seconds that i took to consider my actions they seemed... well, maybe not reasonable but not dangerous. 

Well. The fire of course started to spread a bit. And i hadn't even brought any water down with me. I went up and got some which helped, but didn't put it out. While i went to get more a neighbor came over with a fire extinguisher and put it out. 

And then apparently called the cops on me. More than an hour later there was a knock on my door, one of those unmistakable knocks, quickly followed by the doorbell ringing. And then i had to explain to an officer why i had decided to start a fire. 

Anxiety. It's a bitch. But i haven't heard that fucking bug and it's been two hours so i guess i win.
<bot>: Bug wouldn't shut up, set pompous grass on fire like a fucking idiot. Neighbor put it out and then called the fuzz on me.