<human>: This FU happened yesterday, but only today am I feeling the effects of it...

To start the story off, I am a guy with Trichotillomania, which is a (habitual?) disorder where I literally pull my hair out when I get stressed. Couple that with anxiety and the usual shit, I pull a lot; usually from the hair on my head.

Recently I've started to hate myself for pulling the hair from the top of my head. And so I started pulling hair from my... genital regions. I'm sure you all know how fucking painful that is. Well yeah, I was doing that and I couldn't stop. It hurt like fuck and I couldn't control it. 

So then I had the bright idea of shaving it all off... The genital hair that is. I had never shaved there before so my bush was thick and long. 

About an hour later, I emerge from the shower and it looks like I've fucking murdered someone. Blood is running down my legs from all the painful as shit razor cuts and my whole genital region looks like I have some rare sexual disease. 

I cleaned up the mess and managed to get some sleep despite the pain. And now it's today. FUCK IT ITCHES. It never occurred to me that it'd be so painful!! I shave my face all the time and I've never cut myself and never had any itching. FML I regret it so much.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: I solved the problem of pulling out pubic hair by shaving it all off only to have it itch and hurt more than before.