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Back in high school I was on our (soccer) team which was performing quite well that season. We were in the running for our first regional championship, playing in the finals of the tournament. I played sweeper/last defender for our team.

The game started out pretty slowly and eventually each exchanged a goal. 70 minutes into the game (HS games were only 80 minutes) I was going one on one with the other team's striker. He got a long ball which went over the other defenders giving him an open field with me standing between him and the goalie. I could hear my friends in the crowd cheering me on as I was keeping up with the guy and about to go in for the tackle when he juked left (i bit) and cut right, and pocketed the left corner of the net. I could see our fans in shock, hands on their heads and the other guy celebrating what seemed to be the game winning goal.

Fast forward to kickoff and time running out. At this point the team was in desperation mode and was going full offense. I got the ball and was dribbling up the field when I decided to blast the ball from between the 10 yard line and center circle. The wind carried the ball and it deflected off an opposing defender's ass and into the goal. 

We won the game in penalties.
<bot>: Played in soccer championship, got my ass handed, then deflected a shot off another guy's ass. We won.