<human>: So this is my fuck up, not from today but from about a year ago.

I was with my best friend on the way to meet some girls, two of them I believe. Now he had been there playing a bit of ball with friends whilst I had enjoyed some good ol' 420 fun with another friend so I wasn't at my regular intelligent best. Anyway so we met up with the girls, he had some history with one of them and they were on a kind of "on-and-of-basis". I was pretty good friends with her too. The other I had never met in my life, so I said hi in a polite yet charming manner and the four of us continued our journey - the two girls walking about a yard from the two of us guys. 

I was carrying a bottle of juice that I bought beforehand to counterattack my mouth-dryness. I was taking small sips regularly to ensure some moisture in my mouth and the rest of the time I juggled it casually, as you do. Here's where I fucked up: 

I had just taken a sip, when the random girl said something to her friend like "Yeah so this guy I've been seeing is a dick and I told it to his face". My friend comments this (only to me though) - "Damn, she's not the kind of girl you wanna fuck with". As I started to answer him i started juggling the bottle again which, as you might recall, was now open. So instead of it flipping in the air and me catching it calmly, I emptied it right on this "badass" girl's back, in what looked like a very purposeful way. She freaked out - the bottle had been near full, the juice cold and the sweater expensive. It was hard explaining to her what had happened without mentioning I was kite-high.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: got high, accidentally emptied an - apparently lidless - full bottle of juice on random feisty girls back whilst trying to juggle it in the air.