<human>:  How do we stop colleges from indoctrinating kids into marxism?
<bot>: We can’t, actually, and the reason is that college is actually a place where “Marxism” is defined and defined as “anything and everything”. In actuality, “marxism” is “whatever socialism is in the current era”. If you want to make socialism go away, you just have to get everyone to stop accepting “marxism” as a synonym for “anything and everything”.