<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Mine would probably be when I had an article I was writing for my blog on my screen when she came over, she asked what it was all about, and was impressed.  She was curious as to what I was talking about in the article "Which enterprise hosting provider should I choose?" and asked me to explain it to her.

Of course, I figured she didn't really care and was attempting to start up some sort of conversation with the awkward nerd, so I gave her a very top-down explanation of it all.  When I was finished, she surprised me by asking for more detail, and I figured why not.  I explained what a server was, what hosting was, and how a person typing in "google.com" received the website on their computer screen.

She still didn't understand it completely, and wanted to know more... so I logged on to my rackspace account, spun up a new ubuntu install, installed apache, and created a small "website" with the text "(name of lady friend), why are your clothes still on ;)"

I figured she would get a chuckle, but when I went to that IP and she saw that message, she was amazed... and it actually worked.
<bot>: I used some server-fu, and after 3¢ and 2 minutes of messing around in an ssh connection, convinced a girl to engage in sweet, sweet coitus.