<human>: Anyone have a good one? I'd like to share mine. My friends and I were going to Las Vegas for a stag. Our flight was supposed to depart from Bellingham at 10:15am. We arrived at the airport around 9am and got ready to go through security etc. Around 9:30am we were informed that the flight wasn't going to go on account of a mechanical issue. I'm fine with that because safety should be the top priority, and I was told to come back around 7pm for an 8:30am departure. My group came back to the airport, and at around 8pm we were informed that the flight would be delayed again until 11pm...I think you see where this is going...at around 9pm, after noticing that a whole ton of cops showed up, we were informed that the flight was cancelled until the next day at 1pm! 
I am all for delaying flights for mechanical reasons, but to toy with paying customers like that, and waste out time is unbelievable. If you're going to cancel the flight, then cancel the flight, if you're going to get us to Vegas then do it.

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<bot>: Allegiant jerked us around all day long (9am-9pm) only to cancel our flight! Never again!