<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

TIFU by playing British Bulldog, but theres a twist in it. We were running with handballs to practice our dribbling skills and such. 

So since our teacher told us we could tackle people, I decided it would be fun to do it so I did. So I started running and dribbling with the handball, when a girl comes up to try to stop me, I told her to move over or else she'll get squished, she insisted she won't and got hit by me. I'm pretty buff and she got rolled over and pushed over since I was running at max speed and she was just standing there and not moving.

There was no big problem, until at the end of the class.

My friend decided to play a prank on me and said my face touched her boobs. She took is seriously and thought I really did, I told her I didn't and apologized, she now insists that I didn't tell her to move over. 

Now, everyone in my class thinks i'm a pervert...
<bot>: TIFU by pushing over a girl, my friend decides to prank me saying my face touched her tits, now everyone thinks i'm a perv.