<human>: Cleaning house today.  Specifically the floors.  In between, I decided to make a pitcher of iced coffee.  I have a full gallon of honey in an ice-cream pail, fresh from a local farmer.  It's amazing.  Decided I'd use that as sweetener.  So I took what I wanted, then went to put it away.  But as I did so, the pail fell (jumped) off the counter, and spilled about half of its contents on the floor instantly.

Do you know what the old-timey secret home remedy for getting a half gallon of liquid honey off the floor is?  I looked it up.  The subtitle was *Get fucked, you ninnyhammer,* and there was no text on the page.

It's in my clothes and on my arms.

I don't know if I should be more angry about the mess or about the waste of honey.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: Spilled 1/2 gal. of liquid honey in my kitchen.  Bees all over the world are dying from negative energy.