<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

MrsTemple and I just got back from four nights away at her cousin's wedding. During that time we had a cat-sitter come in twice a day to take care of our fur-babies as well as a visit from our house-cleaners.

I came home only to notice that I left the box to Phantom Menace sitting right in front of the TV, obviously just having been watched.

I am a serious movie-phile and I have absolutely no puritanical leanings. There is literally *nothing* in my apartment that I would have been more ashamed or more embarrassed to have left out to be seen, especially in such an awkward position.

There's an explanation! Just before leaving, I had watched the putrid pile of pixels while listening to Mr. Plinkett's commentary. Actually, I only got about a half-hour into it, and had to turn it off, because it wasn't nearly as enjoyable as his review.

So, Reddit, I need help. What are my options?

1. Email a lame explanation of what I was doing with that DVD.
2. Accuse cleaners and cat sitter of leaving inappropriate material in my home.
3. Find new cleaners and cat sitter.
4. Drop anything an just walk out on my life in 30 seconds flat (à la [*Heat (1995)*](

What's your horror story?
<bot>: Left a copy of Phantom Menace in front of my TV for cleaners/cat-sitter to see, now want to die.