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I was thinking back over some times at college and one time really stuck out in my memory:

First time I brought my girlfriend back to my house for sexy-time, I had texted ahead to one of my friends saying that I would be back late (post nightclub).  Coming back into the house with no-one around, we drunkenly stumbled up the stairs and into my (dark) room - didn't bother to turn the lights on and ripped each other's clothes off.  About 10 mins into enjoying some titties - I notice two dark red pinpoints in the corner of the room.  Swimming into my memory came the fact that one of my housemates had just received the limited edition of COD that came with nightvision goggles.  mfw. Turns out he had planned ahead to camp in the corner and had a little home-made live show all set up when we arrived back that night!
<bot>: my housemate thought it would be funny to camp in the corner of my room with NVGs when I was having sexytime.