<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

The fuck up was actually yesterday, but the consequence was today.

Yesterday, I went to dinner with my mom and on the way there, told her about a girl I've recently met and become interested in. I gave her some background information, how we met, what she does for a living, how long we've known each other (3 weeks), etc. This is where the fuck up began. They're in the same profession (nursing), and I mentioned that they would probably have fun picking each other's brains about work. She joked about facebook friending her, and I asked her to wait until they've actually met. After all, we haven't been talking *that* long, and my mom is her own brand of crazy

Okay, everything seemed fine. We went to dinner, got dessert, ran some errands and went home.

This morning, Girl is texting me and says, "oh btw, your mom fb friended me and messaged me this morning."

...

Are you fucking kidding me?? Thanks, mom, for doing exactly the opposite of what I asked.

"That doesn't seem that bad," you say. But wait, there's more...

[what she said.](

It's relevant to note that Girl is a nurse that works in labor and delivery, so it's possible my mom rationalized by thinking seeing *my birth photos* would be interesting to her. Who fucking knows.
<bot>: Told mom about girl, mom immediately fb friends her and tells her where she can find photos of my birth.