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First post :), some background information: For some messed up reason, my nipples are extremely hairy, and they are actually the only chest hairs I have. "Oh my nipples are hairy too", no. I'm talking about a solid 20 black hairs on each nipple, some of which around 2-3 inches long. 

So right now I'm doing my exams, and I decided, Hey lets procrastinate. I look around the room, oh look tweezers, maybe it's time to do the nips eh? So I start plucking way, ouch. My nipples start turning red. At this point, I've never seen my bare nipple in like 4 years, so this looks pretty weird to me. As I'm plucking them out, I leave them on coffee table to the right of the sofa. After pulling out around 37 hairs, I decide its time for a nap, then I'll study. I forgot about the nipple hair left on the table.

My mum comes home, and after about an hour of so starts shouting at me "Who's hair is this?!". Shit. I forgot about them. At this point, she's shouting at me, and I pretty much have to confess that I was just watching TV on the sofa, pulling out my nip hair. She gives me an earful of how disgusting that is (its just hair yeah..), and I end up scooping them into my hands and walking towards the bin. I look at my hand, the hairs are gone.

My nipple hairs are scattered over the floor, and I have no idea where they are. Oh well.
<bot>: Decided my nip hair needed a touch up, forgot about them, mum found out, dropped them on the floor, can't find them.