<human>: Throwaway account for obvious reasons. I've been training my dog to go outside to bathroom for some time now, but despite the constant training to poop on command she is not getting the que it may be time to poop especially when it is pouring rain outside.

I've kept a rigid schedule she usually follows but she gets really choosey and prefers to take her time. So I end up saying "poopy potty time" half a million times looking like a crazy person to the passer by. I am at my wits end and decided if I cant get her to make quick on her Lincoln Logs outside when I want her to, maybe I can just get her to use a toilet and not have to worry about her schedule. Of course I would take her for walks and stuff for exercise but I just am tired of standing outside in the pouring rain waiting for her to produce a chocolate brownie.

She is a very smart dog and I have taught her other things like using her left or right paw to shake, but Potty training has been a nightmare. I have trained her for months now and there seems to be zero progress on freeing any chocolate hostages upon order. So if I can't realistically get her to toss her milk duds into the porcelain throne, maybe just some additional pointers on the pooping on command thing could really help ease the frustrations with production in her chocolate factory.

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<bot>: Dog refuses launch her dark submarines upon order despite repeated training, requesting possible training for evac at the torpedo bay or additional instructions for helping speed my order up for dunkin' donuts.