<human>: I recently reconnected on Facebook with an old flame from Tinder. We never hung out the first time around, but I kind of needed a rebound and started talking to him, trying to be casual. 

Fast forward about a month or so, we're in an actual relationship, and although I wouldn't say I'm in love with him just yet, he is quite possibly "the one." He seems to be everything I've wanted and thought I deserved. It's going great. I've met several of his closest friends. I even met his parents and siblings. We do both live with our parents.

He asked me yesterday when he would get to meet my parents. That's a heavy topic for me. I don't even talk to my parents about my dating life! I don't have much of a history with serious relationships, but I've never even told my parents I've had a date. Ever. So, now all of a sudden (to them) I have a boyfriend. 

I know they'll be happy about it. That's not the issue. But, they're very socially awkward people. My dad is guaranteed to make several embarrassing comments. Think along the lines of him thinking I would never find anyone or thinking I'm a lesbian. And will most certainly push marriage. My mom, I'm not close with. She also thinks I'm still like 13 (which I know hasn't been helped by me keeping my personal life from them.) So, I have a feeling she'll probably try to talk to me about sex and condoms and all that. And I know they'll both be over bearing when ever I'm at home, not with him. "Why aren't you out with Carl?" "What's Carl doing? Why don't you invite him over?" Most of my friends don't even really know my parents. I never bring people to my house. 

So, reddit, please help me out. How do I casually inform my overbearing, socially awkward parents that I'm in a relationship? How do I introduce them? How do I block out them being them?

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<bot>: My parents are socially awkward and don't know I date. I now have a serious boyfriend who wants to meet them. Help!