<human>: On my first week of Highschool we had a school sports day. I decided to dress up as a bird, with plastic bags for wings. It was a pretty mint costume. But anyway, one of the challenges was that you had to get 30 people onto about 10 desks, with no one touching the ground. The group and I got up to 11 desks to 30 people, when it all turned to shit. There was a massive collapse, and I was immediately pushed down. I was flapping around, wings flailing to the front of me.... When all of a sudden I grabbed on to something. A pair of breast. The girls just stood there and scream pleased, I stared agog and everyone else just laughed. I was thought of as legend by the guys at my school from that moment on, but the girls thought I was pervert. To try to ease this situation, I wrote her a 3 page apology letter which I then sent a friend. He gave to her, but this apology letter, a stick figure picture of me, touching said girls breasts. When I learnt of this I actually cried my eyes, I was such an idiot. but somehow everything resolved itself

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<bot>: Bird costume, made me fall on someone's tits. A legend amongst men, a leper amongst women. Bad stick figure solves awkward situation