<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

So tonight my mates spontaneously invited me out to an undisclosed location. Of course, I was hesitant, but hey.. they're my friends and I can trust them! ... NOPE! We ended up going to a strip club..

Long story short, they forced me into a lap dance, which they paid for, and my legs itched from the chicks leg stubble.. 

She was pretty nice and good looking, but she seemed kind of bored throughout the whole thing, even though I was clearly nervous as fuck. And she was egging me on to see her 'girls', which were fake. I had told my mates that there was only one girl who suited my fancy, all natural curves etc, but no..
<bot>: Submit to peer pressure, receive lap dance, get itchy legs from her leg stubble. 10/10 would go again!