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I was in sitting in court today a couple of seats behind this young latin chick when I noticed she was checking me out. I played along and served her up a naughty smile, she reciprocated. It didn't develop into anything else, I mostly blame the bald middle-aged dude by her side. So naturally I began to think of me bending her over the plaintiff's table and engaging in some graphic ass mating involving the young district attorney...she looked sexually frustrated. Raging boner filling up my calvin klein briefs when I'm called upon by the judge, I tuck that shit under my belt as quickly as possible from under my sweater, breathe in deep "Good morning your Honor!"
<bot>: sitting in court, hot mexican(?) flirts a bit with me, I get raging boner fantasizing about a threesome with the district attorney.