<human>: Just so you know, this was last week, but I only just realized what happened. 

It was a typical evening, I want to chat with my lady, she's looking at dresses online, we start sharing links, it was fun.

Here's the mistake: I was logged into all my accounts.

Now, wherever I go online, I get ads for panties and bras and Tampax. It's been following me for a week now. I tried distracting it with going to sites where they make firewalls or routers or something so I'd get those ads, but nothing happened. 

Then I made my next mistake, I went to right click, and the mouse at work sometimes will left click as well and clicked on one, so now I'm getting lacy underwear ads as well.

Suggested pages aren't much better.

Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?
<bot>: All the ad services think I'm female and are giving me some rated M ads. It's as bad as the cat facts!