<human>: So I got a puppy last year and he's AWESOME.

Really early this morning - I don't even know what time, I hear him kind of whining (actually, it's more of a grunt) and after a few episodes where I *thought* he'd be fine and woke up to a puddle or a pile, I grudgingly drag my sorry ass out of bed and go let him out.  I'm so out of it I literally can't see out of one eye.  Shuffle back to bed for a few.

Wake up to the phone ringing, number I've never seen.  Realize I fell asleep and jump up to go let the dog in - and he's not coming.  It's started raining, too.  Pace around the yard in my jammies calling for a couple minutes and then acknowledge he's gone rogue.  Gate is closed, no holes in the fence.  Fuck.

Panicked, I realize the phone call might have come from someone who found him, and call back.  A nice lady reports that she has my dog, probably half a mile away.  Evidently he crossed a 6-lane, 45 MPH avenue on his adventure.  She drops him off and it's pretty clear he's both shaken up and ashamed, but okay.  I thank her profusely and take him inside to dry off and get breakfast.

He was spooked by the thunderstorm and couldn't even finish his food.  I figure he probably freaked out when the rain started and jumped the fence because my dumb ass didn't come back to let him in.  Poor dude could have been hurt or really lost and was probably terrified.

When I picked him up from doggie daycare, one of the crew said he was very well behaved today, haha.

Sidebar: I've had people tell me it's not a good idea to put your phone number on your dog's tag, let this serve as an example of why you should.

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<bot>: Let my dog out and fell asleep like a jerk and woke up to find he flew the coop, fortunately a nice lady found him!