<human>:  Can you substitute the pins in a bowling alley lane with Dustin Hoffman's Oscars?
<bot>: No, you can not substitute Dustin Hoffman's Oscars for the pins in a bowling alley lane. There are ten pins in a bowling alley lane and Dustin Hoffman has won two Oscars, so you can not substitute Dustin Hoffman's Oscars for the pins in a bowling alley lane.