<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

Like most TIFUs this happened a while ago in a time where everything was simpler than now.

So once upon a time I was a little boy. I was in love with swords, bows and arrows etc. 
one day I decided to build my own wooden sword and as a huge anime fan it had to look like the big ass sword from Zabuza (Naruto). Bigger than myself I could barely hold it but fuck it! It looked awesome as fuck! Of course I went outside to try out my badass weapon and straight up tried to cut branches from trees. I ran. I swung the sword. I missed. The sword fell and sticked in the ground. Well I was quite fastso stopping was not an option and... BAM! I felt a stinging pain in my stomach and the next thing I remember was a hospital room.
<bot>: I wanted to build my own sword, tested it, fucked up, stabbed myself with it, almost died but now i have a badass scar.