<human>: About an hour ago we convinced our high schooler son that the best place to buy a Jurassic Park tshirt was to send away to Isla Nublar for it. Because then it would be authentic, duhh. 

A bunch of his friends need to buy one too, for a school play. So he gave them all this sage advice via social. It would have been redeemable at that point, but that he adamantly stuck to his position that Isla Nublar original tshirts would be the superior option. Needless to say, the mockery continues and tomorrow will probably be unbearable at school.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: son TIFUd by forgetting that we're evil deadpan bastards that feel having offspring is a blank cheque for lols.