<human>: I LOST MY KEYS!! ;( 

Last night i came home kinda faded, but not too faded- i drove home from my buddies whos like a few blocks down the road, i walk up to my door, unlock it, and thats the last time i remember having them. I thought they fell out of my sweatshirt when i threw it on my pile of clothes, but nothing, thought of the bathroom cuz i made a Sir Wellington, no luck. Ive basically flipped everything in my room over and punched many random things already. My biggest pet peeve is not being able to find something so this is really getting under my skin. I know you guys have no way of knowing where they are, but maybe some suggestions? tips? Maybe where you have found your keys before? idk why im just doing this, probably so i don't go crazy realizing they fuckin turned invisible or something.

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<bot>: I lost my fuckin keys tell me where you've found your keys before, or if you're psychic that'd be cool too, you could just tell me where they are.