<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

This is actually what happened to my friend, decided to share the story. Which is 100% true, except the names.

So my pal Brad is in college, and a he is very hyper and daring(which proved fatal). So a new girl Becky comes to their class, and my friend likes what he sees. Two days later, Brad receives a text from a girl, who says her name is Becky, Brad asks if its becky from Mining and Engineering class, she says yes. Jackpot! Its his time to shine with hot bimbo. The text the whole night, so the next day at class Brad looks at becky, in a "Hey there" kind of way. Becky gives back a blank stare. Thats strange, he thinks. They text the next morning, Brad asks Becky how come she aint in class, Becky says she is at a place called Westlands and might run late. Few minutes later, becky walks into class. Odd. As westlands and the university are quite a distance.

Becky sits two rows below Brad. And Brad texts her, becky few minutes later removes her phone. And they chat and decide to meet up after class. So class ends, Brad looks at becky, smiling and being all coy, but no response from Becky. He realizes she is trying to play hard to get, and he is more than up for the challenge. Becky packs her books while chatting with her friends, as brad slowly sneaks on her. He stalks the prey and bam! Grabs her from her behind and leans at her smiling with a shit eating grin.

Tension ensues. Becky's friends are confused. Brad is waiting for a response. And all that comes out is "Wtf!??? Who the hell are you??"

Brad is all confused, and he all could is laugh hysterically at the awkward situation. He leaves there toungue tied, as to what has happened. He realizes he just grabbed the wrong ass. He removes his phone and calls "Becky" and finds out her real name is Sandra. She lives nowhere near the school, and was just messing with my pal and going along with things.
<bot>: Boy texted by girl. Meets girl and grabs ass only to realize the girl he thought he was talking to never existed