<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

Short and sweet with this one, as it happened moments ago and frankly I'm not feeling so hot

So totally random, last night it was 1am and i touched a pretty raised mole on my neck that I've had since i can remember. It was long enough that you could like roll it between your fingers. NASTY. Well, I wasn't having it. Looked up if people cut off their own moles. Turns out, they do, and I saw a guy used dental floss.

Well I built up the courage, tied a loop around it (difficult) and yanked both ends. Sure enough, it seemed like it was gone, and bled a little bit. Bandaged up, and went to sleep. 

Next day, tell my wife, shes pissed, show her, she says hey its still there. I check - damn. Must have only got half. Its been bothering me all day. So I casually ask my wife where are the nail clippers, and enter the bathroom under the guise of bowel movements so as to not be disturbed.

I slowly increase pressure, and it starts to sting. But as I held the pressure, the stinging went away, so I just *CLICK* and bam. done. 

Well this one bled a lot more. Like, pretty significantly. Was down to the real skin this time. I'd say about 2oz of blood so far, slowing down a bit. 

Anyway, TIFU because now there is freaking blood everywhere, I feel faint, my wife is mad, might have to go to the doctor for realz and I just wish me and my mole had gotten along.
<bot>: chopped off mole with dental floss and nail clippers, bleeding a lot and 203rjweifhwafaaaaaaaaaaawef