<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

OK. So my birthday is coming up in about a week and I am long overdue for a new phone and I've decided that I want to make the investment and get a top of the line phone that won't turn to crap in three years (which is about how often I upgrade since I try to be thrifty to a degree by paying extra for something that will last). 

Anyways, I would like to hear opinions from people who own either of these phones. I would also make it clear that I am not interested in an iPhone in case any iPhone users try to pitch one to me (Android all the way for me!).
<bot>: Nexus 5 and Galaxy S4 users, I am interested in joining one of your sides so is your phone great or terrible?