<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

I was at the parking lot of shopping center with a book store and a grocery store.  There was a UPS truck taking up a lot of the road and I waited for a car to go buy before I went around him.  As I begin to go around the truck there is a guy that turns from one of the aisles to be oncoming on the road I was on.  At this point I believe I was already far enough pulled out that this guy should have waited for me to go by, but he must have disagreed.  There was definitely enough room that we could both squeeze through but he goes close to the center of the remaining road and stops, putting his hands up and giving me the 'what the heck' sort of hands.  I had to stop as I couldn't get by him at this point.  I gave him a sort of what are you talking about facial expression.  I'm probably a foot from the truck, the guy then guns it around me, hitting his mirror on mine.  He was probably two or three feet away from the curb when this happened which is why I'm sure he had plenty of room.  I've only been driving for a few years so I was pretty shocked and did not think to get his license or car number or report the incident.  Luckily my mirror only sustained a small mark.  His mirror went in like they do at a car wash but I'm not sure if his was broken or anything, I hope it was.  But if this guy ever happens to read this I want to say fuck you, you're an ass hole.
<bot>: Going around a UPS truck when a guy with enough room to make it buy stops and gives me a look before angrily gunning it making our mirrors collide.