<human>: Mine was in 8th grade. Our seating arrangement was changed in a random order once every month. I always sat next to this really pretty girl, in fact, I probably sat next to her 75% of the year. I have this class right after lunch so usually I'm really gassy. Anyway one day I had to shit really bad, I was farting every 2 minutes. Then i felt it. I felt the turd coming slowly, I tried to hold it in as hard as I could but i could't stop it. A little bit slipped out but wasn't all the way out it was stuck. I had to sit in an awkward position because I didn't want to smear it in my pants. Finally class was over, I sprinted to the bathroom as fast as I could. The second i got in a stall that turd that was stuck in my ass got pinched off and slid all the way through my boxers and down my shorts. It hit the toilet seat on the way down and landed on the floor. Then i took the biggest shit of my life.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: Sharted in the middle of class, had to wait all hour to go the restroom. When i finally did, a turd slipped down my pants on the floor.