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First of all, I'm a dude. Second, I have some sort of contact dermatitis (think poison ivy or something along those lines) on my legs, specifically the backs of my legs up on my hamstrings. On both legs. Things have been getting worse and yesterday I get up from my chair at work and my wounds have soaked through my pants. Totally gross. So I went to the doc to get a steroid shot, barely made it home before getting dizzy and passing out for two hours on the couch. Today, I am wearing pants with 4 panty liners attached to the insides of each leg of my pants so the weeping won't soak through. So I'm talking to my boss and one of the panty liners falls out of my pants leg and onto my shoe. And it's gross. My boss sees it, so I have to come clean about the whole thing. I'm in his office too, so I don't really know what to do with it, so I just get it off my shoe and walk out of his office with it, all the way back to my cubicle across the office and throw it away in my own trashcan. The re-starting of the meeting was super awkward.
<bot>: Got poison ivy on legs. Put panty liners inside my jeans to stop pus weep. Panty liner falls off mid meeting with my boss and sticks to shoe.