<human>: My step dad is a lazy, no good bum. Sure, he works all day and helps with a couple bills, but when he is home, he vedges on the couch, drinks beer all night and is no fun to be around. He lives on the TV, expects everyone to cater to him once he's home. Well, tonight I decided to mess with him and switch the batteries in the TV remote with shitty used up ones from the TV in my bedroom. Thanks Dane Cook. 

He gets home, spends the first hour bitching and throwing an tantrum about the remote and is ultimately forced to sit through commercials and change the channel manually with the buttons on the physical TV. 

Me - 1

Stepdad - 0

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Step dad lives on the TV, he's an asshole, so I switched the good batteries with used ones that are dead.