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My cousin is a nurse, so I always ask her about interesting stories. The last time I saw her, she told me about a guy who had some obvious mental issues and was admitted for chest pains. A nurse brings him a dixie cup with water while he is lying in bed. After he finishes his water, he decides that he needs to shit. He picks up the dixie cup, places it on the ground and proceeds to shit into the dixie cup and the ground. A nurse walks in and says, "oh my god, I'm not cleaning that up, you are!" She brings the guy a towel so he gets down and begins cleaning up his mess. He then realizes that he needs to blow his nose, so he puts the now soiled towel up to his face to blow his nose. He then realizes what he had just done and proceeds to vomit all over his shit.
<bot>: Guy shits on the floor, nurse makes him clean it up. He blows nose with shit-covered towel and vomits on his shit.