<human>: My girlfriend is a VERY heavy sleeper, the kind of person who is asleep within about 15 seconds of her head hitting the pillow. However, once she is initially asleep, its like she's in a blackout drunk state.

What I mean by this is if she wakes up for any reason, whether its me getting into bed or her going to the bathroom, no matter what happens she won't remember it in the morning. I've had 15 minute discussions with her about a book I was reading that was totally coherent on her side, but she had no recollection of it the next day.

But the real reason I'm posting this is because as she's falling asleep, she starts mumbling lots of random shit that has nothing to do with anything at all. A few highlights from tonight (these are all direct quotes):

"If you don't actually care for me, then why am I taking cannon water?"

"Something about Stephanie and water bacon."

"It's not nearly as fun as it sounds" (in response to me asking her to move over to her own pillow after passing out on mine).

I've actually started a habit of texting her these things she says so that she can see them in the morning, but that's where Reddit comes in. What are some entertaining questions I could ask her when she's in this state?

I will post her responses here.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: My girlfriend tends to mumble nonsensical shit as she's falling asleep. Give me some good conversation starters and I'll post the results.