<human>: Disclaimer, this happened about a month ago. 

It was basically the end of my day after work, I'd just finished the last mile of my walk home and gotten in the house, to find my girlfriend asleep and no food anywhere. So, as per usual, I decided to heat some chicken nuggets in the microwave and play some video games in the meantime. Fast forward about five minutes and I'm sitting in our bed, which laid on the floor of the bedroom by our remarkably thin glass window. I hear the beeping of the microwave signal that it's been quite a while since my food was done reheating and has since likely cooled, so I stood up to get going and somehow got myself caught in the blankets and tripped over my girlfriend. I flew forward toward the window, and in an attempt to not crack my dumb skull right open, put my hand on the windowsill. Except, not quite.
I missed and sent my left hand directly through the bottom of the window, glass crashing all over it. Luckily, I'm apparently the Teflon-coated kind of stupid, as only my ring finger got cut, and had essentially the top portion of my first knuckle sliced off. I stopped for a moment and decided my best course of action was flipping the fuck out, waking up my girlfriend in the process to have her see blood rushing all around my hand, and with a bit of quick McGyvering, paper towels, and duct tape, we were ready to head off to the hospital. About 5 stitches and some heavy dose aspirins later, I remembered that I never did get those chicken nuggets out of the microwave.

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<bot>: Tried to get out of bed, fell hand-first through my window over some chicken nuggets I never got to eat.