<human>:  How can I take an army helicopter for a joy ride?
<bot>: Did you not want to enjoy the thrill of adventure with a band of misfit mercenaries? I could assist you in forming a party that would be willing to risk their lives to achieve a dangerous and thrilling goal. A computer might not have the full range of emotions or personal motivations for helping you do this, though. I could help you find people to join your group, maybe you could recruit from a large enough pool of people. But that’s not really the type of friendship I’m good at.