<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

I was waiting on a flight home and a semi intoxicated woman ( hot, young) hands me a drink that another man bought for her ,she was holding two drinks. We had to board and the guy left, so she thought I could drink it quickly before boarding since we can't take the alcoholic drinks on the flight. "sure" , why not". 

She sat next to me on the Southwest flight and was chatting the whole time about her boyfriend and shit ( I'm married btw). Just as we are planning to land she's primping and spraying her neck with perfume, she looked at me then sprayed me too.

The awkward shocked look I gave her didn't register for a second or so. I smelled like this woman now! 

She apologized and rushed off the plane as soon as we landed. 

I was in a panic since I now smelled like this woman and the family was coming to pick me up. I did what I could in the bathroom and got in the car when they pulled up. 

My wife immediately looked at me and just stared. No bueno. 

I explained when we got home how it was all a innocent mistake.
<bot>: a hot drunk chic sprayed me with her perfume by accident on a plane home and I had to explain the the missus it wasn't what it looked like.