<human>: I'm a 29yr old female, mother of 2.  Before my first child I weighed about 160.  I've ballooned since and just don't have enough self-control to take care of it.  I'm 5'5" and I currently weigh 295... My health is dwindling and it's so depressing and embarrassing.  I don't have any energy, I'm retaining water, my blood pressure has been high lately and I've even gotten yeast infections under my breasts.  I work 10hrs a day sitting in a car and my tastes are super picky.  Hot foods are my obsession as well as sugary drinks (iced coffee, sweet tea, slush puppies).  I spend about $30-40 per day on food and drinks while working and it's to the point where I'm 3 months late on my car payments, can't pay my cellphone bill or any bills for that matter.  I've lost all hope and pretty much feel that I'm going to be stuck in this never ending rut for the rest of my life.  I want to live! I want to be able to play with my kids, go on rides at theme parks, have money to even go do things! Anyone have some tips to turn this shit around? I've tried dieting with lemon water and crackers/cheese etc and it lasts maybe a day until I pass a Mcdonalds and HAVE to stop for a double cheeseburger...

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<bot>: I'm morbidly obese and really need to turn my life around before I die in a few years from a stroke.