<human>: This story happened back when I was in the military and my unit was enjoying a nice "vacation" week in a special R&R (Rest and Recuperation) Base. Basically it was a base with a pool, good food, and a few silly shows.

One of the few rules was an absolute ban on alcohol. Anyway, so I am coming back from the show and heading to the room and I look up and see some green lights glinting in the ceiling. The under-ceiling was made of white metal plates with small holes in it and I could just barely see some lights on the other side of the metal shining through the holes. Naturally curious, I push on the metal plate to see if I could take it down and look at the light.

Suddenly, the plate falls down and cuts a gouge in my hand. While simultaneously the world's largest fucking empty glass bottle of Smirnoff Vodka falls to the floor and shatters everywhere. At this moment the door opens and in walks one of the other platoon's commanders to check on the noise. So there I was, bleeding profusely from my hand onto the floor, standing above the shattered glass remains of the Smirnoff bottle. The officer sums up the situation in one glance and fury sets into his face. Thus begins my desperate attempt to explain the world's worst sounding excuse that I was just checking out the lights and WAS NOT trying to hide the bottle of Smirnoff. The officer was looking beyond dubious, so I go all out. I refused to let him leave until he either believed me or got me tested for alcohol immediately. I figured that I could prove in that moment only that I had not been drinking. The last thing I needed was for him to tell my officer the next day when I had no way to prove I hadn't been drinking. Eventually my willingness to get tested convinced him and he ordered me to get my hand checked out and clean up the room. I still have a nice scar to show from the story.

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<bot>: poked ceiling to examine lights, got injured and dangerously close to being thrown in military jail for stashing/drinking alcohol.