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18F, Prom's not really my style, but after last night I had a mental breakdown and decided I wasn't going to miss out on my senior prom.  So this is happening.  I'm a pretty ridiculous person, and I was wondering if you guys have any suggestions as to how to make this night as ridiculous as possible.  Have anything you wish you did prom night?  Something that happened that you wish you were a part of?  Don't let me down, internet!

I'm wearing a long sleeve pilgrim style dress with neon socks and tennis shoes.  I'm also planning to make our corsages from fake plastic sunflowers.  My idea for dinner was to go to Whataburger (fast food) and set out a table cloth, candles, and bouquet.  It's just the two of us going, and to paint a better picture for you, he has his mouth wired shut do to a recent jaw surgery.
<bot>: I decided to go to my senior prom as of last night.  I'm dragging along my best guy friend, and my one goal is to make this the most memorable night of our lives.