<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

So I'm not really overweight per se, but really really out of shape.

 I've been trying to lose a little bit of weight/really get my cardio up for the past year or so. Everytime I would try a new exercise routine (jogging/weightlifting/ab ripper), starting in January, I would get sick. I ended up with 4 sinus infections in 4 months, each that would knock me out for 3 weeks or so and would make me unable to work out. 

Then, my boyfriend was about half way through P90X and he got me motivated to try Insanity, a 60 day Cardio workout. By day 8 I ended up with a stress fracture. I should have known something like this would happen because I couldn't even run 2 blocks without getting shin splints. This put me out for about 6 weeks. 

Now I'm slowly getting back into running/building up cardio through the Couch to 5K program. I'm on week 2, and this morning my leg got bit my a dog. I'm getting really frustrated. I feel like the outside world just doesn't want me to get in shape. 

I've tried the elliptical, but it just doesn't work well for my feet, I don't own an iPod or anything of the sort, I'm trying to get back into swimming but it's a slow process. All in all I just really want to get into an exercise routine of SOME SORT to get my cardio up so I'm not always the one dragging behind. 

I don't really know what I want to hear...I more or less just needed to vent. Thanks for listening, r/loseit
<bot>: Everytime I try to get in shape something happens to put me back (ie: injuries, illness). Just really frustrated and needed to vent.