<human>: Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?

You know how running shorts have a liner to keep your package from flopping around when you run? Well that liner squishes everything in and I get the cold swimming pool effect. Am I the only one? Can anyone suggest a good pair of shorts that won't do this? I feel like everyone I run past is staring at it or trying not to. I hate it. It throws me off.
<bot>: is used so often. They'll pick out something that's intended to be humorous or merely a side note and ignore the important part. I guess that's what happens when a message board appeals to the mainstream.