<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

Cable and Internet (comcast) are included in my rent. I live above a convenience store. My Internet connection consists of a long ethernet cable coming out from a hole in my wall. I have no access to anything else. 

I lost Internet (once again) Friday night. It was back today, for about 3 hours, and out again.

My landlord always passes me off to his wife, when I call with a problem. She is incapable of anything. And in the cases relating to my Internet, she refuses to call Comcast. She always calls her 'neighbor Danny', I dont know who he is, or if he works for Comcast, but I'm sure it's all related to an illegal hook-up. My Internet is also incredibly slow.

Would you redditors suggest anything for my situation? If I wanted reliable, fast Internet, that **I** had control of,id sign up for my own account. Fairpoint, Verizon or other. (my name is not on this comcast account so I cannot call them directly) the only problem there, is that.... when I moved in, I had no Internet for like 3 weeks, until it was fixed. I was getting fed up and said "ill get my own Internet and deduct it from rent, and settle all of this" and the landlord jumped 10 feet in the air, shouting NO! I had comcast in my house the next day. Almost as if they were afraid I may take action, and they may get in trouble. 

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<bot>: landlords *may* be illegially giving me cable, and it never works. They refuse to call Comcast when it goes out, just their "neighbor Danny" or they try to fix it themselves. What do?