<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

Woke up about 40 minutes later than I notmally do. I rushed up and got right in the shower. I've had a cold lately so I'm really stuffed up. This is where my fuck up begins. 

I blow a huge snot rocket in the shower. In the winter like many men start to grow a beard. Well, being late and all I rush to the car grabbing my tooth brush for the road, knowing I have a 9:00 am meeting. 

I show up at 9:10ish, already looking like an asshole. I sit down in a room of 11 people, sitting next to my co worker/friend. He said to me in what he thought was a whisper "what happened to your face? Did your boyfriend blow a load in your beard?". As I said it was what he thought was a whisper.... About 3-4 of us heard it at the corner of our table.... Huge commotion. I look like a dick.

I get up go to the bathroom and there's huge load looking snot in my beard. Not the best start to the day.... But hey, at least it's friday......
<bot>: fucked up by blowing a snot rocket in the shower and letting it dry all in my beard and showing up to a meeting.