<human>: Happened 2 weeks ago.

I started seeing a girl and we were hitting it off pretty well. We were going on our forth date and she had season tickets to the Padres so we decide to go see the game. Dates going well, Padres are getting slaughtered and we decide to leave early. I'm walking her back to her car (she came from work we both drove there) and things start getting steamy.

We're making out, it's getting hot and I tell her to drive to my car, because it was at the top of a completely empty parking garage, plus my car is bigger. We start driving, I'm teasing her so the mood isn't killed. We get to my car, jump out of hers and proceed to hook up. Here's the problem.

Recently my car has had some issues where I can't unlock it with the clicker thing anymore. I have to use the actual key and unlock driver side, then unlock all the other doors manually. (Ie. Flipping the latches. #firstworldproblem). So once we got inside I just left my key upfront without any thought because I'm horny.

Hookup finishes and I proceed to lock all the doors as I get out with her. She says she forgot her purse inside I go to open the door. And oh fuck did it get awkward. I tried to open all the doors and none would budge and my cell phone and wallet are inside. Kill me now. Her cell and purse are inside as well, so here we are.

I have to go to the nearby hotel and ask if I can use their phone to call my parents for a spare key. The conversation with my parents was awkward and the hotel manager was not amused. Girl hasn't talked to me since.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: Went on date, hooked up in back of my car, locked all essentials into my car, had to use hotel phone to call parents and awkwardly explain what happens in front of hotel manager. Girl hasn't talked to me since.