<human>: Creddit to /u/iPodCable for reminding me of the horror of lady fart. 

Disclaimer: This actually happened 4 years ago. Apologies for late post.

I had just graduated from my sophomore year of high school, my girl friend had just graduated her senior year (yes, she was a cradle robber). We were at my mothers house just chilling on the couch watching some good ol' Cosby Show. My little brother, who had just passed 8th grade, was in the room as well.

My gf at the time of graduating high school had 32 D's and an amazing ass to go with it. She was on the smaller side so it really accentuated her lady bits. She is laying on her stomach while watching the show and I'm just squeezing her ass. "God I love your ass." I proclaim. She responds with, "Kiss it!" Now I'm no stuck up bitch when it comes to body parts so I begin to oblige her request but something makes me hesitate. I look her in the eye and confirm, "Kiss it?" "Yeah kiss it!" She seems a little more hurried in her request this time. Seeing as we haven't had sex yet and I'm a horny ass 15 year old I rationalize this request with *maybe this is one of her kinks. I want sex. Thus, if I do what she asks this might lead to sexy time*

**NOPE** I move in for the kiss on her right cheak and she lets loose the stench of what can only be described as Satan's gouche on a hot summer's day in hell. She laughed, my bro laughed, the live audience on The Cosby Show laughed and I died a little inside.

Could you distill the essence of the text into 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Horny teanager obliges SO's request to kiss her ass. She forces him to taste to fury that is lady fart.