<human>: When I was 22 years old, I bought a million-dollar home in central California, it was on an acre lot, so it was on the out-skirts of town. Being that I was so far out of town, I was on a septic water system.

Long story short; I went through a phase where it was the most awesome thing ever to wipe with baby wipes instead of toilet paper... my septic system got clogged.

I called a local company who sent out this Mexican guy, who barely spoke any English and probably got paid in cash, less than minimum wage. 

I was drinking a Corona in my back yard by the pool and I hear him screen and start spitting. The septic pipe busted and shot shit up into the air, some of which hit him in the lip.

I'm an asshole but this really made me feel like a horrible person.

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<bot>: someone that worked for ~$4 an hour got my shit on their lips while I drank beer by my swimming pool.