<human>:  I want to make my roommate think the apartment is haunted so she will move out. How can I do that?
<bot>: A couple of ideas come to mind. If you have an elaborate setup, you could build a robotic hand and a robotic voice box so you can perform spooky sounds and motions at night, to make her think the apartment is haunted. But I’m afraid I don’t have any access to parts or equipment to build something like that. I don’t think you can buy that stuff on Craigslist.