<human>: My friends, TIFU.

I had to get a taxi from my work back to my local area to pick my car up to visit a work site near my house. As the taxi driver pulled up to my house, I was engulfed with anger and confusion, as my car was not in the driveway and presumably stolen.

I start calling everyone I knew - my parents, the police (reporting my car as stolen), yelling at neighbours demanding to know if anyone saw my car being stolen, all the good stuff that comes with being confused as f**k when you have no idea where your car is.

Hearing all the expletives and rage, my brother walks out the front door and proclaims "...you drove to work today."

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<bot>: forgot I drove to work, took taxi home to collect car which was at work, called the police to report car was stolen.