<human>: So I'm at this burger place with my girlfriend and I decide to clean my glasses.  Well when I don't have my lens wipes on me, I normally use a little soap and water to clean them.  So I go to the men's restroom and wash them in the sink.  I decided that it would probably be better to use tp instead of paper towels because it's less abrasive.

That's when I walked into the only stall and gazed upon the most terrifyingly huge pile of shit I had ever seen.  It looked like big foot ate 15 burritos, washed it down with prune juice, ate sugar free gummy bears for dessert, and then came to this burger place to leave behind  yellowish brown mountain of shit for me to find.  I'm not kidding when I say I'm legitimately concerned for the health of this person.

After I dealt with the initial horror of what I found, I resumed my original task of getting toile paper to clean my glasses.  So as I left the stall, another gentlemen (who wasn't there when I originally went in) was politely waiting and walked into the stall.

My intial thought was "Oh wow he's not going to enjoy what he sees in there."  Only after I heard him yell "OH WHAT THE HELL!?!" did I realize that from his perspective, I left that monstrosity in there and didn't flush.

My confidence when leaving the stall must have thrown him off, because later when I saw him walk out of the restroom, he didn't look at me with anger or hate.... just confusion.

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<bot>: I walked into a public restroom stall and found a large amount of poop, a stranger walked in after me and thought that it was my poop.