<human>: Reddit, in this day and age where we can find personal information of just about anyone through the aid of social media (e.g. Facebook), I didn't avoid an awkward and embarrassing moment by forgetting to do my homework. Info like date of birth, hometown, place of residence, education, and in this case, relationship status, all could of been obtained by a simple round of Facebook stalking, but I digress...

Some backstory; I'm a single, twenty something college student who took an interest in a coworker of his, but wanted to wait till the end of the quarter, as he and his coworker are generally quite busy. She's cute, seems to enjoy my sense of humor, and we make good conversation, which often manages to go well beyond the small talk of work, school, and weather. 

So today, as we work as TA's, we had a meeting with the professor to finish out the quarter. This is when I decide that today's the day, it's the end of the quarter, I'm tired of eating my meals alone, I'm gonna go for it, pull the trigger, be a man. So at the meetings end, I walk out with her, and set my charm to full power, making sure to open doors for her, and in all likely-hood, acting like a buffoon. Eventually as we walk and talk, I ask her if she'd like to go to dinner (in some crazy round about way) and if she'd humor me in doing so, to which she replied, "I'm not sure how my *Boyfriend* would feel about that." (Keep in mind, the subject of her boyfriend had never come up before in the few months I've known her.) So, with my ears burning, and my face bright red, I managed to stammer my way out, trying to play it cool, as we awkwardly parted ways at the nearest fork in the crosswalk.

And now for the "piece de résistance;" We'll likely be TA-ing for the same class, again, next quarter.... 

*FUCK

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: Didn't go full creep on my coworker with Facebook, thus, could have avoided being smacked with the awkward and slightly problematic "I have a boyfriend excuse." Now I'm set for an awkward work situation next quarter.