<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

I had forgotten about it but about one year ago in my freshman year my good friend and i were joking with a few others about hilarious things we need to do before graduating.

Eventually, My best friend gave me a cheque that he signed that explained that he would, IF presented with the exact same cheque on my birthday in 2015, do ANYTHING LEGAL with two dildos. Before people say he's going to pussy out, I would just like to say he's a man of his word, and this will indeed happen if i remember to cash it in. 

Now although he stated it has to be legal, at the same time we cant have it going into any body cavities either. Im pretty sure reddit has some great ideas for me, so i want your help!

This may become the biggest OP better deliver thread, and i would be honored to deliver in two years if i get a great idea. Help me out!
<bot>: Friend signed a contract with me condemning him to anything legal (with limits) with two dildos on my birthday of my graduating year, i need help thinking of how to destroy