<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Me and this girl have been dating since november. I like her a lot but I am in college and have no job and class is hard enough, so I dont work. Maybe I'm a lazy piece of shit cause I could totally get a job on top of class but then I would have no life. 

We go on a lot of dates and I pay for 90% of them. At most, we split it but it is still expensive to go out to eat in my area. Many times I try to suggest taking a walk in the park or doing other free stuff but she's not into it.

Today we went to the movies and It cost me 33 fucking dollars. I had fun but this is a lot of money to me and I need to eat for the next few days before going home.

I know this is a common problem but what I'm really asking here is how the fuck do I get my date to pay for ME? I want to keep doing fun shit that costs money but I'm tired of being broke and she never feels like returning the favor financially. How can I convince this girl that she should pay for me once in a while?
<bot>: Im a broke ass motherfucker and I want to convince  my gf to pay for me on dates once in a while