<human>: So I'm dealing with a horrible cold right now - laryngitis, fever, coughing, congestion, the usual deal. I sucked on an extra strength Cepacol lozenge and when it dissolved, I snacked on some blueberries. I didn't realize that the lozenges numb your throat to the extent that a blueberry just went right down to my trachea. Cue coughing and hacking to the point that I prevented myself from choking, but now had it lodged in my esophagus. All. night. I hacked and coughed on that thing from 7 PM to 5:30 AM. 

By 5 AM I was gagging on it and gasping for breath afterward and realized that living alone 15 minutes out of town was going to be bad if I coughed it up and re-aspirated it so I drove myself into the ER, hacking and gagging the whole way. By the time I saw the Dr the gagging had stopped and I was only periodically coughing. He used a scope to check my airway and everything looked clear so they sent me home.

Almost 24 hours after I lodged the blueberry in my throat, it was still in there and swallowing and coughing was now getting painful so I reluctantly went back to the ER, despite it not being an emergency. I just didn't know what else to do. Turns out that my saliva likely dissolved the blueberry but the abrasions left on my esophagus cause the pain (whenever I swallow or cough, which is all the time), and make it feel like the blueberry is still lodged in there. I can expect this wonderfulness to last for the next couple of days.

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<bot>: after numbing my throat with a lozenge, I ate some blueberries, nearly choked on one and spent the next 24 hours trying to hack and gag it up.