<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

Obviously, this happened a couple of months ago. I guess i'll start this with a background. We have a HUGE water park near our town, called Blue Bayou. Pretty much everyone in the state goes there from March to September. Anyway, me and 2 friends, lets call them T and R, we all spent the night at T's house, and we were going to Blue Bayou the next day. We watched 22 Jump Street. In the movie, they call themselves Brad and Zook. Anyway, we went to Blue Bayou. Me, R, and T. R decided to go to the bathroom. Me and T decided to ride some slide and got in line. Behind us stood the two most beautiful girls we had ever seen. Both of them started talking to us and flirting with us and they asked our names. T is really awkward around girls, and HE TELLS THEM OUR NAMES ARE BRAD AND ZOOK FROM CANADA. Anyway, we were about to ask for their numbers when it started to rain. They had to leave. I thought they might follow us on twitter. Then I remembered my friend is an absolute FRICKING RETARD AND TOLD THEM OUR NAME(s) were BRAD AND ZOOK. So I may have just lost my soul mate. Because I watched 22 Jump Street.
<bot>: Watched 22 Jump Street, met soulmate. Friend told her our names were Brad and Zook. Didn't get her number