<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

Yes, I know I've already posted a fuck up today, but it reminded me of one I had several months ago.
So, a few months ago I was with a close friend and another friend which had arrived recently. Well, it has a sunday and we desperately wanted to get wasted to celebrate his arrival, so we bought a lot of wine and went to drink in a quiet street nearby. After a lot of booze, we realized we had to buy more cigarettes, and since it was a Sunday, pretty much all bars were closed except one a few minutes away. So we walked until there and at this moment I was almost KOed so I waited for them outside while they went there. Afterwards, we went back to that same street before (which is near their houses). As we were walking, we went through a secondary road where we found a night guard which kept accusing us of breaking side mirrors from several cars in a close neighborhood (which we denied, of course). Eventually he let us go, and then I had the brilliant idea of going to my gf's house (she lives close to my friends) so her mum would take me home. As soon as we were arriving there (my friends came too), a couple of police cars appear from outta nowhere and start arresting, beating us up and taking our IDs, handing my friends one of the broken mirrors, leaving their fingerprints there. Apparently, some guy from that neighborhood reported to the police that he saw 3 guys vandalizing cars. One of the residents saw us nearby and came after us after he called the police. He pressed charges and we had to sit our asses at the police station a few times to testify, even though we weren't even where the incident happened. We had lawyers to represent us (in Portugal when you're under 21 you get a lawyer free of charge) and all that crazy shit. Luckily, our lawyers managed to prove our innocence stating that officers that night let us touch evidence, which rendered it useless. Nonetheless, this was quite a big scare until a few weeks ago when they said that it would all be fine and that we wouldn't have anything listed in our criminal record.
<bot>: Got wasted, cops accused me of breaking car mirrors and we had to sit our asses in the police station a few times with lawyers and shit