<human>: So we have to pick vacation a YEAR AHEAD of time (I hate this about my job)  Anyway, so all my friends are doing stuff in March/April and well I have nothing to do.  My budget is about $700 and I live in Cleveland.  Ive been to every state East of the Mississippi and West Ive been to Nevada and Arizona.  Weather isn't great out east so outdoors stuff is limited, I'm looking for something to do basically for a week or so don't really care where or what. I'm more looking for the adventure I guess. I like to drink (moderately) and since its vacation Ill probably toke a bit as well.  As far as the Eastern US goes Ive gone camping as far north as Bar Harbor, Maine and Para-sailing as far south as Key West, Florida (both trips were road trips, no flying) I have a brand new car also so I can get around to where necessary.  

As far as help goes, hell got something interesting your working on?  Need help?  I'm pretty intelligent and highly observant.  Ive worked many trades and could contribute in some way.  You never know, I figured Id at least offer.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Need ideas for vacation from Cleveland.  Budget $700.  Looking for adventure and/or possibly to help someone as well.