<human>: I went hiking with a friend; I had a huge crush on her, but she was in a(n unhappy) relationship. We got to the top of this mountain and sat down on the cliff. At this point I had had a softie since we got out of the car, but that was soon to change. Within minutes I had a raging boner. Then our school's soccer team decided to show up. I knew a lot of the girls on there so the least I could do was knowledge their presence. They asked me to be in one of their (many) team pictures. I managed to get a look at one REALLY ugly girl on there and it was kind of oft again. Almost really awkward. It became awkward when the girl I was with noticed it. Then we made out, and then I lost my virginity.

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<bot>: Went hiking with a girl who was not single, but I had a crush on her. Soccer team showed up. I fucked the girl later that night.