<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

So this morning I woke up and it being Sunday me and my family had decided it was going to be a lazy day. So me being the hormonal teen I am I decided to fire up the whole laptop and do the old five knuckle shuffle. 

After settling on a video that seemed to suit my preference for the day I decided to release my trouser snake from its cage. Now normally there's a lot of prep work that goes into this sticky ritual but it being a lazy day, I decided to throw all care to the wind and just enjoy myself.

Also headphones aren't normally my thing but decided listening to it would be better this time. So there I am, peeling the banana when all of a sudden I look up.

I didn't hear anyone enter but there, standing at my door was my sister shielding her eyes. I was in shock as was she, I quickly used my hands to cover my junk and she rapidly made her escape. 

With haste I quickly holster my gun and go to the kitchen, turns out she was seeing if I wanted pancakes my mom was telling me. Her door was closed and she was no longer out with the fam. Not sure if she actually saw anything, she always has her eyes closed when she enters my room and also my laptop was at an angle so.... not really sure if I want to find out. It'll probably be one of those things you just never talk about again.
<bot>: Spanking the monkey when my sister walks in to offer pancakes. Not sure what she saw, now hiding in my room watching Venture Bros to scared to leave.