<human>: I had to dress up today and wore a pair of wedges that I love. It was not as hard to put them on (less belly fat I guess?) and they did not take any tugging on the straps to get them buckled (less ankle/foot fat?!) On top of that, when I was wearing them, my toes didn't look like little sausages shoved in a cute shoe, and there was no squeezing going on! They looked CUTE?!? I have always been self conscious about my feet because I have short toes, but I guess when they look less like little smokies and more like toes, there is nothing I should be ashamed of! YAY! 

Thank you all again for your support always!

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<bot>: My feet look cute in strappy wedges and not like they are sausages stuffed in a tiny jail cell!