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I was just thinking back to college (graduated a few months ago), and I remembered mine.

I get crazy migraines, and when I do, I just want to go and lay in the dark and quiet. So, there I was in my bed, trying to sleep, under my blanket to make it just that much darker. Suddenly, I hear the door open, having a migraine I didn't want to uncover my head, I figured it was just my roommate. He knew I got the headaches and I figured he would be quiet and not turn on the light; I was right, he was plenty quiet, although that was the day that I found out a few new things about both my roommate and his girlfriend. I found out that she's a screamer, he likes to have a finger inserted in his bum during a blowjob, I found out she likes anal, I also found out they both like the taste of his ejaculate.
<bot>: I was in my bed, trying to sleep off a migraine, and my roommate and his gf came in, had sex, and shared his ejaculate...I was awake to hear the entire thing.