<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

*Well I actually fucked up sometime last week, but only today did I found out the full nature/degree of my fuck-up.*

So last week, I was clipping my fingernails. After I got done clipping those, I figured I'd might as well get my toenails too since it had been a few weeks and they were getting kinda long.

I was sitting down on the side of my bed clipping them: I had the foot I was working on pulled up and crossed over my knee on my other leg so I could get a good view of my handy work while clipping. I'm not sure if that's a good description, but the point is I'm sitting half-cross-legged with my face hovering inches over my foot so I can get a good angle and see what I'm doing.

And that's where I fucked up. Typically--and by typically I mean every time I've done this during my 22 years on this planet--clipping my toenails is a nonevent. Not even worth sharing with others because, I mean, it's just some person clipping their damn nails. Anyway, I was hovering over my foot, and *clip* a fragment of nail flies in my eye.

I finished clipping and put some eye drops in because it felt like it was still in my eye. Still wouldn't come out. Now it's going from being irritating to being kind of painful. Tried to rinse it out over the kitchen sink, and eventually it came out. Cool. Whatever. Forgot about it.

My eye keeps bothering me. Kind of red. Decent amount of pain. Silly tears. Whatever. After starting to think something's up, I scheduled an eye exam and found out today my cornea's scratched. It's not terrible, but it is kind of deep. Not the worst the doc's seen though, which I guess is good.

Got some special eye drops which kind of help. Eye doc said I "should keep an eye out" (then chuckled at his own pun) for signs of infection or any changes in vision. Said it will probably heal on its own, but in the meantime it'll still be pretty annoying. Whatever. Then he joked that maybe I need to wear safety goggles while clipping my nails in the future...
<bot>: Clipped my nails. Nail clipping in eye. Scratched cornea. Doctor made fun of me. Looks like I've been crying.*