<human>: OK, so I go to Walmart for one sole purpose. Gushers.

I get there and I spend literally around 30 minutes looking for them. After a long time of searching for Gushers I had no luck so I decide to ask an employee. There were many out there but I went to this girl in particular. Super hot, my height too and that's rare, bro. 

I start to head her way. On the way I decide to drink the soda I had in my hand to freshen up my mouth, which was stupid to begin with. I get to her and as I open my mouth, I forget that I have soda in my stupid mouth. All of the soda comes spilling out on to my shirt and her shoes as well. I started to apologize immediately and crouch down to wipe some of the soda off of the floor with my knees. More soda comes spilling out of the can because I'm so red faced and embarrassed that I don't realize I tipped the can over. So now there's a bunch of soda all over the floor, her shoes and my shirt. Awesome.

And to top it off, I asked her were the Gushers were at after all of that. She was so pissed, I could tell. It was one in the fucking morning. Who the fuck goes to Walmart at one A.M. for some fucking Gushers anyway?! It's 2:17 A.M. and I'm pretty sure my face is still red.

Can you condense the text into a few key points?
<bot>: I aproach super sexy, female, Walmart employee. Spill soda all over her, me and the floor, then ask her for the location of Gushers.