<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

Let me describe myself to you. I am Hispanic/Latino but for some reason my skin color closely resembles 2% milk. I am incredibly pale and have jet black hair and eyes. Even in direct sunlight my eyes are still incredibly dark. This creates an interesting contrast with my skin and enthicity. 
 Now let me tell you what I choose to wear today. An all white lace dress, delicate white sandals, and my hair was half up with soft curls all the way down my back. I went to the hospital because I was having some pretty severe stomach pain. The doctor wanted to run some urine samples so I took the cup and went to the bathroom to do the do. When I start walking back I can't remember which room is mine so I just took the best guess I could. Definitely the wrong thing to do.
  In the room I walked into was a little old lady hooked up to a heart monitor, IV, the whole shebang. She sees me and promptly begins to freak the fuck out. Crying and screaming telling me it isn't her time to go and that she needs a little more time. I am incredibly confused and just kind of stand there staring. She then ring the emergency button and throws whatever she can at me. Still screaming saying she won't go. 
  Then I realize. This lady thinks I was an angel trying to take her to heaven. Why she would attack an angel I will never know. The nurses arrive and calm her down and explain that I am just a person no matter how ethereal I may appear. Have a good laugh about it and finally get to leave the hospital. Although with a few more bruises than I had come in with.
<bot>: Walk into the wrong hospital room while looking like an angel, old lady thinks I'm here to take her to heaven and proceeds to chuck shit at me.