<human>: First of all im not a shitty person, but you will think so after reading this.  I pre appologize for my behavior.

So I start a new job and get my very own cubicle.  My cubicle is kind of secluded and this section is for the new hires.  To my left across the walkway is the only other person in my area, a co worker named Kate.  Obviously after a few weeks of sitting in close proximity and working on the same projects we became work friends.  One day Kate comes to work and tells me she is having relationship troubles and is probably going to move out this week.  She asks if i would be available to help her move.  Me being the nice guy that I am, thought to myself (fuck no!, can i please lift heavy stuff all night, eww)  I said maybe, id have to see if my wife and i have any plans that night.  she says ok and we go sit down.  Not 2 seconds after the conversation we go back to our desk and I decided to email my wife about the event.  It read something like this.

Hey, Kate wants me to help her move on Wednesday but i dont want to, like i really dont want to lift heavy stuff all night on the other end of the city.  Maybe i can lie and say you have some plans or something so we can get out it?  Any ideas"

Send.

1.5 seconds later i hear "NEMESIS!!"  from the cubicle across from me and my heart sand.  See my wifes name is katy and in my haste, i had written an email about lieing to kate....to kate.

she looked at me shocked and annoyed and said "seriously?"  I laughed and said "just kidding" but knew there was no way out of this fuck up.  She said 'so rude" and turned around.

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<bot>: I sent an email about lying to get out of helping someone move, to the person that was asking me to help them move.