<human>: So this TIFU happened last night when I invited a girl over I had met online, let's call her karma. She arrived and things were going fine and we decided to go out and do stuff. So we leave and go hang out and upon returning back to my apartment we find there is no guest parking and the street is packed.
I tell her to just park in front of my garage and she will be fine. We go inside and start fooling around but something isn't right, I'm hearing a strange noise outside and that's when I realized TOW TRUCK!
I jumped up and ran outside in my boxers while she got dressed. I see her car on the back of a tow truck and the guy is just starting to pull out of the complex. I run up to his cab and try to negotiate with the guy, he tells me it'll be $95 to drop it so I agree because its much cheaper than impound fees. Karma has no money so I go get my credit card give it to the guy and when I turned around to talk to the Karma I bumped her arm and her new iphone fell and the screen broke. Fuck.
We get the car dropped and find a parking spot, of course one is available now. We go back inside and the mood is totally dead, she gets the rest of her stuff and left. She called today and said she would take care of her phone and was kinda bummed out but is still interested in hanging out again at some point.

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<bot>: I invited a girl over and it cost me more than I thought, she almost got her car impounded, I broke her phone and I got blue balls.