<human>: So, went out drinking with some co-workers after work last night. Needless to say, copious amounts of alcohol was consumed.  This morning, whilst being extremely hungover, I decide moving my bowels will be the ticket to helping myself feel better.  Retrieving appropriate reading material, I sit down to exercise the demons. About halfway through said pooping, I feel that familiar gurgling in the abdomen and mouthwatering sensation that is the precursor to a nice healthy vomit. Thinking to myself, "No, no, oh fuck no!" I realize in terror that I don't have time to flush before my stomach empties itself.  In horror and revulsion, I stand up, turn around and proceed to puke right on top of this load I just dropped. There was splashing. Everywhere.

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<bot>: In a hungover state, I took a dump, then had to throw up right on top of it. It got all over the fucking place.