<human>: Can you provide a brief overview of the text?

So a little backstory: I've been dating this girl for 7 months and our relationship is awesome and everything, only her family is very conservative and Christian. Her mom is always insistent on having another person in the room with her daughter and me. 
Now last night we finally got some alone time, and like typical teenagers, sexy time proceeds to occur, by the end, she has the smallest hickey and I drop her off thinking everything is fine, not realizing I just committed a crime equivalent to first degree murder. Then at about 8 this morning my phone blows up with texts from the gf such as "my mom saw the hickeys" and "she's pissed" and the ever popular "she's about to text you." Now this is where fuck up 2.0 happens, So her mom texts me saying how disappointed and angry she is and I go full panic mode. I have my girlfriend in my phone as her name (we'll call her Kate) and I have her mom as Kate's mom. So my dumb ass half asleep self gets a text from Kate's mom and thinks it's from Kate and I reply "oh fuck fuck, she's so fucking pissed what do I even say to her?" Her mom still hasn't replied and I'm dying inside, it's been an hour.
<bot>: I gave my girlfriend from a religious and conservative family a hickey and proceeded to text her very disappointed mom a plethora of fucks.