<human>: I [20 f] love my best friend and roommate[20 f]. She's a wonderful person and a good friend. That said, I hate bringing her places with me on the weekends because she always ends up drinking too much, acts wild, and does things that embarrass me. 

We're in college so we like to go out on the weekends, and I understand that she wants to drink and have fun, but I hate introducing her to new friends because she acts like an idiot when she drinks. 

She always drinks too much for the occasion. If everyone's casually drinking beers and hanging out, she's downing shots and trying to twerk. When she gets drunk she starts making bizarre noises for no reason, squawking noises and beeping noises. 

The thing that bothers me most is when she tells people things about me that she thinks is funny, but is actually really embarrassing for me. Last weekend I was casually talking to some acquaintances at a party, and she comes up and starts talking about the time I tried anal sex! She thought it was funny but it was I was so uncomfortable with it. To me, it seems obvious that you shouldn't say things like that in that type of situation but she really doesn't get it.

I've tried talking to her about in really casual ways, like "Hey can you try to play it cool and relax tonight", or "Please don't say anything embarrassing to [insert crushes name here] tonight" but once she gets drunk nothing will stop her.  

It's gotten to the point where I don't want to bring her anywhere with me! Excluding her isn't really an option because I always bring our other friends with me and I don't want to leave her out.

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<bot>: Friend gets too drunk at parties and tends to embarrass me. I don't know how to deal with it or talk to her about it.