<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

Like most TIFU's, this happened a while back (sorry to disappoint guys). This was submitted as a comment earlier on another post, but it was late.  Figured I would try to post it somewhere else.  Oh and by the way, it's in poem form.

**Oh, the good ol' college days.**

Hanging with the guys at 19.  
A dark parking lot has painted the scene.  
We sat in the car,  
Did not get that far,  
The cops that showed up were mean.  

They asked us where was the weed,  
"Officer there is none, indeed!"  
Stepped out of the car,  
We did not get far,  
My face they just couldn't read.  

They searched the car galore,  
There were cans of beer on the floor,  
It was my car,  
I didn't get far,  
Explanations, they wanted much more.  

The beers were not under my seat,  
My lies, they started to eat.  
The friends in the car,  
They didn't get far,  
Their lies admitted defeat.  

I told the truth of the mary,  
The situation I thought would get hairy,  
I sat on my car,  
I didn't get far,  
The situation of ours was scary.  

My friends, charged with MIP,  
but No evidence could incriminate me,  
We got in the car,  
We drove really far,  
As it seems, I got off scot-free!
<bot>: Smoked weed with friends in my car, lied my ass off, friends got a Minor in possession (beer), and they didn't have enough evidence to charge me with anything.