<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

In a semi-fit-of-rage I canceled my Comcast account (I hadn't had internet at home for over 2 months and they were giving me the run around on fixing it...).  Unfortunately, Comcast is the only supported high-speed internet provider in my area... (Bastards...).  

My options are now:

* Dial-up (ew...)
* Satellite (meh...)
* Buying a 4G hotspot (meh...).

I am inclined towards the hotspot, but I wanted to see if reddit had any useful experience/knowledge about getting myself reconnected.

I'm not going back to Comcast... Even their TV service sucked.  I'm quite happy with the $30 TV antenna I got from Target :-D
<bot>: I have no reasonable options for getting internet at my place.  What are some a-typical means of getting it?