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Okay so as the standard for most TIFU posts this actually happened in my first year of university, around 3 years ago now.

As any typical first year does I was living the high life on a diet of dry noodles, chicken, cereal and take out food. So one week I thought I'll go buy some vegetables and lentils and make the family soup! 

Everything was going well, the soup was done everything was clean and I left it to simmer. I went back to check it around 45 minutes later opened the lid and saw the soup was bulging. Somehow an huge air bubble had formed within the soup. 

This is where the fuck up begins! Stupidly I removed the lid completely and the soup exploded! Not only was it all over the walls, the fridge, the floor and the door. It somehow targeted two specific areas of my body which where my eyes and my nipples! I noticed my eyes first because I was effectively blinded by boiled vegetables. So I went to the hospital and got my eyes sorted and as the brain does, it focuses in the most painful area and ignores the rest. 

With my eyes now better and my flat mate having deemed me Souper Man, a few days had past and I noticed blisters all over my nipples which not only looked horrific but where so painful in the Shower!
<bot>: Made soup and an air bubble formed I took off the lid and the soup exploded blinding me with boiled veg and blistering my nips!