<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

TIFU by being in a hurry. My fuck up occurred today, and being late is the story of my life. I have two little girls that always have some type of drama that adds to my tardiness.

My friend offered to watch my girls for a few days this week because she is taking vacation time and she is glutton for punishment. My kids typically attend day care, and I thought it was only fair if I drove them to her house since she is watching them for free. 

I have been extra forgetful lately, and I always have a hard time differentiating her house from the others in her subdivision. I pulled up into her driveway as she called my phone. I let her know I was running late as usual and had just arrived. She offered to open her garage, but I declined because I am a horrible driver. She asked me not to ring the doorbell because her dogs and other family members were asleep. I sat there for a moment waiting for her to come outside, but when she didn't I proceeded to get my kids out the car and walk up to the house. I checked the door knob to see if it was unlocked so we could go inside. I turned the handle and ushered the kids in so that I could be on my way. I stood there for a minute whispering "hello," and greeted her cat. I can't ever remember that stupid cat's name. Wait......I thought her cat was black. I don't remember her washing machine being out of the open either. That's when I realized I was in the wrong damn house. I start shouting in a whisper "get in the car!" but the girls become upset because they think I am not going to let them stay with my friend. 

I finally drag them back to the car, jump in panicked, and put my car quickly into reverse. Did I mention I'm a bad driver? In my panic, I didn't look behind me because I was trying to avoid getting myself and my children murdered. Yep, I backed into a car parked on the side of the street.
<bot>: In my haste this morning, I almost dropped my children off at the wrong person's house. Then, I backed into someone's car trying to leave.