<human>: I own these sweet "comfy pants," kind of mix between sweat pants and fleece. I have this nifty trick when I go to pee that I just grab the waistband and my boxers and flop out there, all "hands free" to pee. Well my spouse was waiting to use the bathroom after me, and I suppose she didn't hear the water, and called me out on not washing my hands. I attempted to explain my maneuver, but it was all for not, the dynamic of the movement was lost on her. 

After she met me down stairs, she continued about the hand washing. Having been drinking together for about an hour, I told her I would demonstrate. This is where shit went wrong. I had never performed my act twice in a row, and I suppose I had a tiny bit of pee left in reserves. As I flipped it out, that little bit of pee made its daring escape... Directly onto my spouses face. Lips, cheek, and of course... Right in the eye. Lots of screaming commenced. We eventually laughed about it, but it didn't come easy.

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<bot>: I can pull out my junk and pee without touching my stuff,  and while trying to demonstrate, shot pee in my girlfriends eye.