<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

So I grew up in West Virginia. There isnt really anything to do here, nothing happens here. I always told myself that I belonged in a place like California or someplace like it. I like having a lot of people around, a lot of people to interact with, a lot of people to meet. And West Virginia has never fulfilled me of that. Ive always wanted to go where all the other people want to go. My best friend, lets call him RD, and I met in the 9th grade when he moved from Spencer, a town about 2 hours away, to here. We have been best of friends ever since then.

Anyways lets get to the point. We had the idea to get married in order for the military to pay for our housing near his military base down in Texas. Keep in mind we are not actually gay, we will be in a legally gay marriage. He will get $700 more on his paycheck and I will get a free place to live in a place with more people than at home. Also I can get a job and not have to worry about house payments or anything because the military will cover that. Keep in mind my financial situation at home is not good. I missed a scholarship by a few points and so I have no money to pay for college. We both know all the paper work and responsibilities that will come with being in an actual gay marriage.

We vision living together in Texas and flirting with girls and all that stuff that 18 year olds do. We also know the costs for divorce later in our life will be a lot. However we think we can save up enough money over time to cover that.

I definately could of typed this a lot better in order for you all to better understand the situation. However I dont have a lot of time at the moment and I plan on editing this a lot and replying to comments. So please keep in mind that there is a lot more thought coming behind this and DONT ASSUME things.
<bot>: Bestfriend and I want to get married in order to start a new life in Texas even though we arent actually gay. Thoughts? Things I should consider?