<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

Literally just happened.  Our office is starting to undergo construction and our department fridge will be moving to a different part of the building in another department.  Sucks because we are losing the fridge we put our lunches in, etc. from our floor.  I thought I'd be nice and clean out the fridge before it gets moved tomorrow morning.  I probably could have put in a request for housekeeping to clean it, but thought I'd be nice and do it myself since we were the people that made it all gross.  

I had a pitcher of soapy water and sponge that I used to do most of the scrubbing.  I found a puddle of what I'm hoping was chocolate syrup under the drawers that was especially gross.  After I put the last shelf back in the fridge, I knocked over said pitcher of dirty, soapy water and it spilled all over my dress.  Yup, I'm sitting at work in a dress half soaked with dirty, chocolate syrup water.  

So here's the fuck up.  Last week I made fun of my office mate for always bringing a gym bag with him to work.  He said he keeps a spare set of clothes with him "just in case".  I gave him a hard time about it.  Now he's sitting here laughing his ass office while I sit here feeling disgusting.
<bot>: Made fun of coworker for keeping a spare set of clothes at work, clean out fridge and spill nasty water all over my dress, coworker laughing his ass off.