<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

When I'm driving, I'm usually chill until someone delays me. Anyhow, some context. Was at a crossroads for a dual carriageway. Someone in a silver Vauxhall (the car directly in front of mine) thought that it would be a good idea to have a conversation with his friend on the far roadside, to the detriment of the people behind him. Suffice to say, this guy didn't move when the lights were green. Gave him a polite honk, and he only got moving just after they'd changed to amber. Suffice to say, the two vehicles behind him (myself and a blue Toyota pickup, who tried cutting into the lane on the left to get past. I'm in the UK, so this Vauxhall was holding up the fast lane) were stuck at the lights.

We both rolled down our windows, and resolved to catch this guy if we were all going the same way.

Thirty seconds later, we sped through the lights. Got a lucky break at the next set (they were green) and found silver Vauxhall, now in the slow lane, between us and the next major set of lights. We both overtook him, Toyota went into the left hand lane.

We rolled down our windows and had a chat. The lights turned green and the silver Vauxhall honked, obviously wanting us to go. We kept talking until lights were amber, then crawled across the line. Lights turned red behind us. Vauxhall was stuck. And these lights change much more slowly, as it's a much larger junction. As Vauxhall was the only one behind us, we figured it would be a fitting end.
<bot>: myself and another got held up at a junction by a Vauxhall driver with verbal diarrhea. We overtook him and made him wait an extra two minutes.