<human>: Actually happened last night but I am now finally conscious enough to type. I am going out to see the Hobbit with a few friends. It's night and I haven't eaten since breakfast. Before the movies we go to a bar where I drink about 7 beers.

I make the horrible decision that I am not drunk enough yet. We go back to my apartment where I do shots with various people. I do 4 in under 30 minutes. Now it's time for the movie. I continue my fuck up by deciding to sneak in a pint of vodka and dump about half of it in my theater drink. I quickly chug quite a bit of it and then the drunk hits me all at once. I realize Biblo Baggins head is doubling and I can't see straight. I begin to feel sick and make a run for the bathroom. I don't make it. I throw up in the dark hall leaving the theater. Get to the bathroom and throw up several more times.

After a while I think I am going to be okay. I get up and go back into the movie. I have somehow managed to keep the vomit off my clothes up to this point. I have still have double vision. Make it through about 30 more minutes of the movie and feel the urge to vomit again. I only manage to stand up this time and then vomit all over the floor in my aisle and my clothes because I turned my head to avoid hitting my friends or any other people with the spray.

I go back to the bathroom, throw up some more, attempt to clean myself up, and eventually admit defeat and call my roommate to come pick me up. I continued vomiting after I got home. Woke up this morning to find my friends dropped off my cup of mello yello and vodka. It is sitting on my kitchen counter now making me feel nauseous again. I feel terrible. I paid for a movie and snacks and then became a fountain of vomit. Didn't get to really watch the movie myself and probably ruined most of it for my friends. Not to mention the horrible mess I left for the theater workers.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: drank way too much on an empty stomach, threw up beer, vodka, and popcorn all over myself and the theater floor, and had to leave after seeing maybe 1/3 of the movie