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I've been attempting to explore my capabilities in the kitchen recently and I've made a few good things inspired by Pinterest recipes. Today, I decided to make a brown sugar and garlic chicken with complete disregard to the actual cooking instructions. So I made a rub out of the two ingredients for both sides of the chicken. I seemed to had forgotten that brown sugar caramelizes when heated. My roommate asked what was burning (which is almost everything I attempt to make), and as I opened the oven door a plum of smoke billowed out. I panicked and immediately shut the door thinking "out of sight, out of mind." What we ended with was a smoke filled kitchen,  doors and windows opened at -16 degree weather, and a sad excuse for chicken dinner. Then, lets add a little  insult to injury. My second roommate is highly allergic to shrimp; my third  roommate decided to cook it for dinner this evening. Due to all the commotion and need for documentation that I cannot cook to save my life, she inhaled the shrimp molecules, had an allergic reaction, and is now in the ER. I did, however, salvage a few pieces and they were delicious.
<bot>: failed at Pinterest recipe, burnt chicken, nearly burnt apartment down in subzero weather conditions due to panic, and inadvertently sent roommate to ER. Chicken still tasted good.