<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

I went to have a glass of Lactose free milk, I strongly considered for several minutes just drinking it right from the carton - being the bachelor living solo that I am, it seemed all too right.

But being that I am moving in with a roomie that also happens to be female, I decided to train myself to break these 'dude' habits and went for the glass.

I went to grab one of my mason jar mugs with a smaller opening at the top and decided I wanted to mason jar with the wide mouth opening and snagged it.

I poured my glass, go to turn - and the bottom literally falls out of the glass. (Here's an aftermath pic: [Imgur](

Not only did I ignore my initial feeling to drink from the carton, but I also went out of my way to not pick the right cup :| I should also note, I didn't crack it on anything at all. It was mid air and just BAM! Good bye bottom
<bot>: Had two chances to drink my beverage from a safe container and opted for the one that broke... I also wasn't even that thirsty