<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

So this happened about a year or so ago. Ex gf goes to a nice college and she has to be all white girl on me when I first get there so I take her to Starbucks and get her some type of frappe I forget which flavor. Well I haven't seen my gf in a week and she's into some weird kinky stuff. Before thinks start getting heavy she wants me to tie her to the bed with handcuffs. Ok that's doable. Little making out and then she goes "babe I'm thirsty." Really, right fucking bnow? Whatever. I grab the frap and forgot it was much thicker then regular liquid and I just absolutely dump it all over her mouth, chest and bed. She is sitting there spitting it up heavy breathing while I'm sitting there in a semi shocked yet laughing state that I almost drowned my handcuffed gf with a Starbucks dairy drink.
<bot>: me and gf were getting into it I hancuffed her to bed I went to help her drink she nearly drowned.