<human>: So I'm doing an apprenticeship at an electronics company.  I've been there since august of 2010.  It's customary for a new employee to make a small speech at the annual Christmas party.  Since nobody mentioned that to me last Christmas I'm going to have to do something this year, unless they forget about me, but I doubt it.  Problem is I just have no clue what I could possibly talk about in front of everyone at the company.  It needs to be somehow Christmas related.  But I'm really unimaginative when it comes to stuff like this.  Some recite a poem others tell a (funny) story.  If a bunch of people joined the company at once they usually form a group, not so for me though.  So basically I need reddit to pool all of it's (useful) imagination together and suggest some things for me.  If that not to much to ask.

Since I'm a big fan of science and astronomy I thought maybe I could use that (like a story if the universe), but I could never make it witty enough to not bore everyone to death.  And it is definitely impossible in German. Everything I write in German is usually very factual and to the point.

Background:  German industrial electronics company in north Germany.  I myself speak English as my first language and my German is fine also, though not very creative.

It's up to you reddit to try and save me from embarrassment.

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<bot>: I'm supposed to make small speech at my company's annual Christmas party. But I have to clue what to talk about.  Need suggestions.