<human>: So it had been a long day with the wife and I was finally ready to sit on my porcelain throne and relax for a good 15 minutes. Instead of my usual Redditing that I did during my defecation I figured I would clip my finger nails and toe nails to pass the time and clear my mind. Well 10 toes down, things were going great. My toes were looking all sexy again and I was feeling confident for the first time in forever. Something about toe clipping changes a man. Well now I moved on to the fingers. I had positioned myself far back on the seat so there was an open space between the rim of the seat and my pubic area. 4 fingers down and I was feeling great about myself to a greater extent, almost done with one hand. Well, my other hand decided it was jealous and wanted to be a dick. He wasn't patient enough and tried to get his nails clipped sooner by giving the clippers to the other hand. Neither my other hand or I knew this was going to happen and the clipped clumsily fell into the toilet that I had left my waste in. I look down to see my shiny clippers now coated in a brown matter that I had zero motivation to touch. Panicked and with my alone time running out before my wife or kids knocked on the door, I did the only logical thing. I flushed the toilet. I waited and flushed again and now the toilet is overflowing. I admitted what I did to my wife to which she laughed thinking I was kidding, lost her happy gaze when she realized I wasn't, and now won't talk to me until I fix it.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Didn't flush my poop, My hand was a dick trying to clip my fingernails, I messed up my toilet by flushing my poop covered nail clippers