<human>: It wasn't exactly Today.

I went out for drinks with a few co-workers Tuesday night. It was just a happy hour at first, but it quickly devolved into a random drink fest.

Now it was me, two other guys and one girl. It's late and we're about to part ways (around Midnight and we had been out since 6). I'm noticeably drunk and my friend, the girl, offered to let me sleep on her couch since I'm about an hour from home. I of course agree.

All is fine. All is good. We walk back to her apartment. Now important note - I was dating someone and she knew this. She opens up her couch for me to pass out on, and I say something about how she should sleep on the couch with me. "Hah- You're drunk PirateDrunk - just go to sleep".

I wake up the next morning and still all is okay. We both have to grab a subway to get to work.

*******

While on the subway the conversation went something like this:

"Did I do anything dumb last night?"

"You tried to but don't worry nothing happened"

"Okay..... Well.... I'm breaking things off with [girl I'm dating's name], so want to do it again tonight? This time 
we could actually sleep in the same bed. How about it?!"

She replied with nervous laughter.

Then silence. Then turns to me.

"Wait, you're serious?"

"Well, yeah. Sort of? ........... Um... I mean of course I was kidding!"

Repulsed. And silence. The rest of the ride back was silent. What could have easily been ignored and continued to be our usual friendly conversation had quickly devolved. And now she's noticeably not speaking to me.

I felt like Louis CK fucking up a dating scenario. Or some other buffoon making an ill timed joke.

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: Woke up on a co-workers couch. All was fine. I make a joke during the commute that I'm breaking up with my girlfriend so we should sleep together next time. Silence.