<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

Dear Mom and Dad,

Seriously? Just relax. You're driving me away from you and I am starting to not feel guilty about resenting either of you. You interrogate me over nearly everything, which you really shouldn't. I'm a good kid. I have a good head on my shoulders. I don't do anything stupid. You talk down to me and treat me like I'm an idiot or a five year old (not comparing the two) rather than a 22 year old. Newsflash: I'm intelligent and can make intelligent decisions. I have two degrees and I'm about to go off to grad school to get a third degree. Sure, I don't know everything at this age but you haven't had any problems with me prior to 22. Why start now? Yeah, I know I'll be moving away to grad school but let's be smart about this: treating me like this is not a good way to send me off without me resenting you. And it would be nice for you to show me some appreciation because you didn't have to pay for any of my undergrad because I worked hard to get a full ride. That was nice, don't you think? And I worked hard to get grad school paid for, so you're not paying for anything when I move down to start my studies. I've shown gratitude continuously throughout my life but now, I might seem like I'm less grateful but that is only because you're pushing me away. Please stop overreacting and controlling me. If you want me to come visit from grad school, or if you want me to invite you to my place, then it would probably be in your best interest to stop pushing me away. I will always love the two of you but I have no problem at all desensitizing and disconnecting myself from you. It's honestly not a problem. I've done it to others before and I can do it again. I'm sure there is more but why don't we work on one thing at a time. 

Love, 
Your disgruntled and quickly desensitizing son.
<bot>: Mom and dad, you need to calm down or else I'll be gone forever when I go off to grad school.