<human>: This fuck up happened earlier

Throwaway for reasons

So I was making some hash browns and chicken nuggets this morning (some good morning food right there) and had about 10-20 minutes to kill, so I decided to go upstairs to the bathroom for a wank

So I was doing my thing, and as I came (I had my eyes closed) everything just went white, and I just found myself sitting there, staring through my eyelids at this amazing white light that just appeared to be pulling me deeper and deeper into it, I thought I'd busted too hard and God had selected me to be his disciple after witnessing the power of my nut

I'm not too sure how long I was sat there, but I snapped out of it once I caught a strong smell of burning, so I remembered 'fuck my nuggets' and ran downstairs with a hand covered in dry jizz, to take my burned nuggets out of the oven

As I was running outside to throw them away, I kicked one of my dogs toys and dropped them all over the carpet (don't ask why there's a carpet in my kitchen) and let's just say the carpet didn't like that and started smoking, but luckily it didn't catch fire before I poured a jug of water over them

Summarize the given text in a few sentences.
<bot>: almost went into the light after busting my nut too hard, burned my nuggets, dropped them on my carpet, carpet no like hot burned nuggets