<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

This happened a week ago. I have been on this page having a good laugh since I joined reddit, and I thought, might as well share my fuck up. 

My sister and I share a bathroom. It is quite annoying because I personally value privacy. 
I have the tendency to trim my pubes. 
One fine morning, or was it a dull evening? Anyway, I as always trimmed my pubes directly in the toilet. I had to shower as well and was rather hurrying along because I had to rush to an event. 

Later, while I was out, I receive a text message from my sister that read : 'Kindly flush the toilet after use'. 

Fuck my life.

The embarrassment I felt was one that I will never forget.
<bot>: Forgot to flush my pubes. Spotted by my sister. Felt like I'd like to bury myself.