<human>: Greetings, my dear relationship experts and/or enthusiasts. I'm afraid this will be a fairly unusual request in this sub, but I'll ask you because I really need it. 

You see, I consider myself what every teenager who has ever existed did: awkward. As such, as much as I deem it to be a little egotistical, I'd say I am one of those 'nice guy' types. You know the drill: would do anything for a girl, hates the fact that they all seem to prefer douchebags, et cetera, et cetera. But I, at least, see that the problem is not them not liking me, but me being too incompetent. 

And with that, I once again present you with the question I did in the title, what is the best way to ask a girl out? And with that I mean, a girl I have never talked to, that I know nothing about. (Of *course*, I know some small talk and minimal courting is necessary, so please, instead of pointing it out, give some advice for how to do it) The objective here being to actually know a girl better, I kindly ask you, what are the outlines for effectively asking someone out? What can I do to, if not a relationship, at least score a date with a certain level of success?

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<bot>: Cutting out the melodrama from the full post, the titular question remains: how to efficiently and successfully ask a girl out? Show me your techniques, guys and gals, I'm all ears.