<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So some backstory;

I'm a teenager and my morning routine is this,  I wake up have a shower and while I'm In the shower I'll Jack off so I don't have a bone all day,  I use lube or moisturiser while I'm jacking off,... 

So today I woke up, and I hoped in the shower as usuallly do but today was a little different as I notice that my lube had run out and the moisturizer was gone so I started to look around the bathroom for anything I could use...  

I tried shampoo,  I didn't work

I tried some face wash stuff and I kind of worked but the next thing I did was a huge mistake...  I tried toothpaste :(  

So I started using the toothpaste to Jack off when suddenly my balls started burning like hell(I turns out there's a thing called the toothpaste challenge where you put toothpaste on your face and your face burns like hell but I put it on my dick and balls) then suddenly the heat kept on getting got until I started screaming a few seconds later my mum here's my screaming and opens the bathroom door seeing me naked with a dick covered in toothpaste.
<bot>: Put toothpaste on my dick and I burned like hell cause my mum to see me naked with a toothpaste covered dick