<human>: Can you condense the text into a few key points?

ok, so before i start, this is a short one so there you go

TIFU today (i know, ironic) when i was just surfing the web, doing normal shit, normal stuff, watching some vids, killing a fucking spider (those little shits scare the fuck out of me), getting a few popups, and one of those popups happened to have a virus, i thought it was a firefox update, and i also happened to have a drink. So this is where this fuck up starts. i got the virus, i was scared as hell, so i go to the phone(my dad was a technician) and i spill my drink on accident, now i was really scared, my computer is pretty powerful, so if it gets fried (the power cord is in the front, on the bottom) the power surges too. so i clean up the mess, but the virus is still going, so i call up my dad, he tells me how to get rid of a virus, and this one, i couldn't use my computer at all, i tried restarting, comp wouldn't load (windows wouldn't boot) so i had to go through a 3 hour long journey to reinstall windows, get a new keyboard and mouse (fml...), and a new cup (mighty mug, doesnt spill(dont worry im not advertising)). and all was good from there

i know, short as fuck lol.

Fuck it,
<bot>: gets virus, spills cup, calls dad to get rid of virus, has to reinstall windows, get new mouse, keyboard and cup.