<human>: Tonight I was going to meet my boyfriend at a coyote ugly style bar near our house after I got out of class at 730. He was up there meeting a client which he does every other Thursday, but this particular client thinks it's fun to get me and him and his assistant to drink as much as possible.
So I call him when I'm headed that way. No answer. Call again. No answer. Call the bar, "hey this is Derpina, is Derp there?" "No, the manager drove him home. He got a little rambunctious."
I get home and he's passed out drunk. So I take off his jeans and jump in bed with him to cuddle. ^_^ he's so cute when he's wasted.

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<bot>: boyfriend got wasted at a dinner meeting and had to get driven home before 7 pm. Possibly a sign of alcoholism, but it's so damn cute when he's drunk!