<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

I work as an android developer and my company allows me to work from home. Usually I'll just sit inside and work at a desk listening to music but today I had a particularly stressful high priority issue to fix and it was a nice day so I figured sitting outside on our new deck would ease the stress.

I'm 22 and live with my parents still and for some reason they like to put the tables and chairs in the corner when they're not being used. Not covered in tarps or anything, just something to create unnecessary work when you actually want to use the deck. I put my work computer on the table and start to pull it out from the wall and into a shady spot. I totally forgot about a recent rainstorm and as I'm pulling the table, a ton of rusty water shoots out from under the table and gets all over my new shorts. I have no idea how a ton of water was even sitting under the top of the table to begin with but a fucking torrent comes out. I run inside, possibly dripping rusty water all over the inside of my house and throw my shorts in the wash.

After putting on another pair I go back outside when I see the size of the puddle of rusty water sitting on my new deck. My dad hasn't even stained the deck yet so I know this is gonna leave a mark if I don't wash it off. I pull out our new hose, point it at the rusty puddle and turn it on. I forgot we have a new nozzle that happens to be on the spray setting rather than a steady stream. It sprays all over my deck and all over my work computer that was still on the table. I shut the hose off quick but it didn't matter. Computer was ruined. Now I've got to explain how the company's computer got destroyed and why I won't be able to get my work done on time.
<bot>: Decided to do some programming on my laptop outside. Got rusty water all over my shorts and new deck when I moved a table. Went to wash water off deck before it got ruined and accidentally soaked my work computer.