<human>: This fuck up happened around 8 years ago, when I was around 7 or 8. So basically, when I was around 5 I was living with my mom and we had all the cool movies on VCR. Now I'm not 100% sure what movie it was ( I think it was kangaroo jack ) but they always had those stupid annoying ass trailers at the beginning of them... Except for this one trailer that was so cool. There were people jumping off bridges, explosions, everything you would expect in an action movie. This movie was called triple XxX and Vin Diesel starred in it. Now fast forward around 3 years to where the fuck ups actually happened. My buddy and I were outside my house bored af when we decided to play WWE. This guy called triple h ( even though I wanted to be him ) so I was like, okay, well I'm triple x ( he was so fucking confused ). So we get to kicking each others asses until his uncle comes out and asks which wrestlers we were. My friend was like " I'm triple H " and I was like " I'm triple X " and I just remember his uncle staring directly into my soul questioning if he heard the right thing. But he did. He along with everyone else in our neighborhood and at school heard it for the next week ( until I was bored and decided that I wanted to be [guess who] ; that and my dad found out and told me to stop ) so around 4 years later I REALLY found out what triple x meant and to be honest I fucking died of laughter. Just imagine a scrawny little white kid running around screaming triple x. :)

Here is the trailer if you want to see it

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<bot>: I named my wrestling character triple x when I was young and ran around screaming it for about a week thinking I was cool when I didn't know what it meant.