<human>: I think today was that day. I called my girlfriend up for some good ole' fashioned sexy time, but low and behold... she started her period today.  
She said that she could not, but she would buy me some coffee instead. We went to our local coffee joint and she offered to buy me some fried rice from our favorite Japanese place in addition to performing fellatio on me, because we couldn't have sex. 

At this point in the day, I was very content. I'd had coffee, fried rice, and a blow job. I had to be back to school for something and did not have time to stop for pizza. I gave her my card, because she said she would love to stop by Little Caesars to pick me up a pizza. About 45 minutes later, she came in to my building holding a fresh Papa John's pizza and she said that she had already paid for it and not to worry.  

They say in life, it's the little things that count... well these all add up to some amazing things. She is so thoughtful and today, I realized that I could spend the rest of my life with this girl and be the happiest man alive.

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<bot>: River was running red. GF bought coffee, fried rice, and gave head. Then surprised me with a free pizza upgrade. I freakin' love her, man.