<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

Me and my g/f have been dating for a few months. I get along with her family as well. We, being my g/f and I were suppose to help clean the trailer for a camping trip coming up. We total flaked, not that we didn't want to help, we just forgot. Now to make up for our blunder I would like to make them an awesome feast! But I do not have many recipes under my belt. I'm pretty good at following directions, but many "fancy" recipes I have found use Kitchen appliances I just don't have i.e a food processor, I have a blender but a food processor is different. I know a lot of it can be done by hand. But I am not trying to make this an all day affair, nor be cleaning every pot and pan in the kitchen.

who's got recipes?
<bot>: want to cook a bitchin' dinner for my old lady and her folks. Want to impress but don't want to be cooking all day.