<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

Over and over again I meet guys (online because I'm not really social). We start talking on the phone or texting. The guy is way up my butt, I mean WAY up my butt every day texting me from beginning to end of the day. We go out on a date. The date is fine, not spectacular but it's a first friggin date. I try to smile, make eye contact, be nice, have manners. I attempt to pay but they always say no. Then this is where the only change happens.

Either they try to get way too comfortable with me for having known someone for a couple of hours. Wanting to be extra cuddly and kissy and I don't do that. This is very intimate for me and I have to like someone a lot and be comfortable with them to even desire that otherwise get off me bro. (I don't say that, I'm kind of laughy when I'm uncomfortable)

OR they are mostly normal the whole time. Are a little affectionate. Not quite there. Keep wanting to do other various things on the date. Drive around a lot. etc. Then drop me off or we part.

In BOTH scenarios the guys usually seem fine, usually ask if I want to do this again. The next day rolls around and Mr. I Have No Sort OF Life And Need To Text You Every 15 Mins is suddenly MIA. He's been abducted by aliens. 

Someone help me figure out what is going wrong here????? It's online but I don't lie about myself. I give honest pictures and I'm pretty good and reading initial reactions. They don't have this "aww wtf >:(" once I stroll up and seem pretty satisfied. I don't get why this happens to me every single time. Someone please shed some light on my predicament because I'm really tired of wasting my time with wishy washy guys.
<bot>: I meet guys, everything is fine, we have normal dates. Then they fall off the face of the planet and I don't get why. Also, sorry about the title typo