<human>: I am the worlds biggest moron, writing this post feeling as sad as someone would after a break up. 

Today, I went to a dental checkup: the first one in nine years. 

Dentist told me "your teeth look great for someone who hasn't gone to the dentist for nine years!" 

He hadn't taken the X-rays yet, and was going based off what he saw. 

In the past nine years, I only flossed when I felt something in my teeth. 

He takes x-rays, and sees that I have a cavity in between EVERY molars I have  top and bottom. 

I should have flossed regularly. Now I have 4 different appointments to go to in the span of 2 weeks to get everything patched up. 

Fml.

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<bot>: I didn't floss for 9 years; got a bunch of cavities. chip skylark was not proud of me.