<human>: Hi.
So I am 17 years old. Today, I was hanging out with my "friend" by a river and he thought it would be a good idea to shove me in. I fell into the river, bringing with me my pants, bringing with me my pockets, bringing with me my 32 gig $299 iPod touch and my $280 phone. I of course flipped out at him, in which he told be to calm down and stop acting like a dick. He said I was overreacting.

I told my "friend" that I expected him to pay me back, or at least give me 90% of the total cost. He said he wasn't going to do it because he didn't want to pay that much money. I told him that I would have my parents talk to his in order to work out some deal to be compensated for the damages. This is when he told me that if my parents talk to his parents or if his parents find out, he would tell my parents that I smoke weed (which I do) and I know my parents would freak out if they found out. So now I'm stuck. Reddit, what do I do?

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: Friend shoved me and expensive electronics into a river. Won't pay for damages. Says if his parents find out what happened, he would tell my parents that I smoke weed (which I do.)