<human>: Summarize the given text in a few sentences.

I wonder if anyone's in the same situation as me.  My boss constantly tries to FIND things wrong, even if there isn't anything wrong.  A few examples - "OK.  You don't need to use QUITE THAT MUCH TAPE on that envelope."  (I used one inch of tape - he told me to only use half an inch).  "Why did you put that box on the counter?" - him  "Um...so I could open it?" - me  "OK - AND WHAT IF YOU SPUN AROUND AND KNOCKED IT OVER AND BROKE EVERYTHING?" - him  WTF?   He's seriously off his rocker and I'm at the point where I truly can't deal with it anymore (but I need the job).  I've tried to be a slight dick but still respectful and that's failed.  I've tried to kill with kindness and that's failed.  He was out of town for 4 days and it was the best time me and my coworkers have ever had at work.  Reddit, what's your suggestion(s)?  Have you ever been in this position?
<bot>: Boss is a douche.  Finds things wrong just to be a douche.  How to deal with it?