<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

Backstory: I was kind of sheltered growing up, and as much as I don't want to admit it, I'm still very much an innocent Catholic girl sometimes. So anyway, I'm a tea drinker, and I'm also a broke college student. Last year I was at the university's health center for a counseling appointment, and my counselor always made me some tea at these appointments. 

So I'm walking out of my appointment one day and I saw a basket full of tea bags by the door. I thought, instead of buying my own tea, it would be much cheaper to just take some from the basket--after all, that's why they set out a basket, right? So I grab a handful of tea bags and just shove them in my purse hoping no one saw what a cheapskate I am. But there were a few people around and they gave me some weird looks. 

Only later did I get a chance to actually inspect them, and that's when I realized... Those little black pouches are not tea bags. They are condoms.
<bot>: Shoved a handful of condoms in my purse thinking they were bags of tea. Several people now think I'm a weirdo.