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Not today, but over the weekend. 

Our finals week is this week, so what better way to celebrate than going to a good old college party? One of those "it's my birthday, I'll throw a huge luau themed party and we'll all forget that we have make or break tests coming up" parties. The party starts, everyone's getting lei'd, the usual. I had gone out the night before and decided that I'd take it slow at this party in an attempt to get my liver back to functioning speed. (That ended up going right out the window and you'll see why)

 I'm standing in the very well decorated kitchen/designated photo op room. Three girls, wearing Hawaiian shirts that are only half buttoned up, are against a wall across the room posing for a photo. Two of them are throwing the "hang loose" sign, in typical pretty girl play along for the instagram fashion. I, completely sober remember, decide it will be funny to yell "HAHA HANG LOOSE". Unfortunately, the photo op had **just** been put on hold because one of the girls couldn't decide if she wanted to be a little less revealing in the cleavage department. Perfect. She looks directly into my soul and says, "Oh, you think I should button it? Asshole." No amount of nervous stuttering could help me dig myself out of that one.
<bot>: I try to make an on-theme joke about hanging loose, girl thinks I'm loudly suggesting that she be more conservative with her breasts.