<human>: This was in new years eve
Heads note, sorry for my englando.

My friends and i went out for a couple of drinks. "Couple" is the keyword i never trained myself to follow, so .. a couple turned out to be a lot.

We joined the masses over the streets as the countdown was reaching to 0 and decided to go check out a new bar that opened up.

When we got there i was drunk like fuck, when i say i was drunk,  "Hey babe, let me kiss your forehead and tell you are beautiful" to any girl in the range of 50 meters of me is the kind of drunk i was.

Anyways, we entered the bar and my friend asked if i would drink a shot with him of pure absint, ofc i said "Hell yeh!". 

And thats when i started feeling that i made a huge mistake. The world started spinning and i had a urge to take a leak. I exited the bar and turned myself to what i tought it was a fence, problem is, it was a bridge (The bar is situated on top of a bridge where hundreds of people pass beneath it). I started making my golden shower to everyone passing by, and sundently i pass out to the left.

The next thing i remember was waking up to the sound of an ambulance. I didn't want to go to the hospital so i said to myself, "Hey Flarash, you are better then this!". My dear friends, i wasn't. I stand up, take a cigarette and start smoking while singing "Hakuna Matata" to the paramedics while having my sausage out for the whole street to see.

Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?
<bot>: Got Drunk, Pissed over a bunch of people under a bridge and danced while singing "Hakuna Matata" with my donger out to the wind.