<human>: I don't want to bore you all with too much detail, but in a nutshell: I'm a graphic designer/software developer who's tired of the rat race and working for other people. I want to do my own thing… and that thing is make pies. :D

Savory pies, sweet pies - you name it, I'd like to make 'em! All by hand, carefully freeze them, and then sell online and ship them frozen with instructions for baking. Then it struck me: I don't know the first thing about starting or running a food business. I certainly don't know what kind of red tape I'll have to deal with, for example for selling/shipping frozen prepared foods across state lines…

I know there are a lot of steps along the way (making sure the unbaked pies freeze well, determining optimal cooking instructions, figuring out how to pack/ship them and keep them frozen for example), but I don't know them all, and as I mentioned above I don't know the first thing about the legal aspects. So I appeal to you, fellow redactors. Surely you have more knowledge about this than I do. If you'd be so kind, I would greatly appreciate any advice or knowledge you'd like to share. If this works out, there will be delicious pie for all!

Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?
<bot>: I want to start a mail-order pie business but don't have a clue of where to start (other than making delicious pies).