<human>: So I was having an old friend over for dinner. My wife and kids were playing outside in the backyard. My friend and I were drinking a few beers inside and ended up talking about cartoons- I asked him if he has watched Rick and Morty and he told me he wasn't familiar with the show. I was like "oh shit- you would love it!" I begin playing the pilot episode but then my wife and kids come in from the back yard and announce that they are going to the store- all kids except one, my 6 year old who wanted to stay home and play with legos in her room. My friend and I acknowledged this, my 6 year old walks to her room- and we began playing the episode- we were both in stitches laughing throughout- as the episode ended I turned back and asked him what he thought- and then I saw her behind the couch- my 6 year old must have come out of her room and watched the finale of the pilot episode. Now my wife is home and my little girl is running around the house talking about the show we watched while they were gone- where a boy puts huge seeds way up his butthole.

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<bot>: My friend and I watched the pilot episode of Rick and Morty where Morty puts two megaseeds up his butt. Didn't know my 6 year old daughter was watching. Wife's mad.