<human>: Definitely not today, but when I was back in high school. 

In high school, it is a tradition to get a high school jersey with a nickname on the back of it. Being me, I didn't have a nickname nor did I like anything people called me. So I decided I wanted to make up a nickname myself and put it in my jersey. 

Taking influence from The Maestro from Seinfeld, I called myself the D-Meister; the "d" representing the first letter of my first name because "i am the best of being me". Remember, I was in high school. 

Eight months and $85 Australian Dollars later and I got my high school jersey, however, during the eight months in limbo for the jersey, the internet had created a new joke/meme about sex and penises. The punchline in this joke was "She got/wants the D!", the "D" representing penises. So flashforward to me opening my jersey; I open the plastic and written on the back of the jersey is "D-Meister" and I was utterly confused because I had completely forgot what I had put on it. 

I then took it for a test ride and of course, people were shouting "She got the D!", "You are the best at dicks", "DDDDDDDDDDD-MEEEIIIISSTAAAA", and the list goes on.

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<bot>: I spent nearly $100 on a school jersey that made it out to be that I am the best at taming dicks.