<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

I never thought i would actually post anything here, i have had a multidue of fuck ups in my life, and this is the one that was worst for me, so i tought i would share it for your entertainment, under my real name. Which is sort of a fuck up in its self.

A tiny bit of background info, i am alone for the weekend and this happened last night, it may have been past midnight. So i went to the bathroom and out of habit i locked the door. I went into the shower and just showered like normal. When i was done and was going to walk back to my bedroom the door would not fucking unlock itself. The door was stuck, no matter how hard i tried turning the key the door would still be locked. I started having a panic attack and pulled all i could on the door, i also started kicking it and throwing shit around. At this point i thought my family would come back two days later and find me passed out and naked on the bathroom floor. Since i was alone and no one could help me i did not know what the actual fuck to do. Luckily for me our radio is broken, so the antenna was replaced with steel wire. Somehow i used a combination of the steel wire and key to get out, and now i feel like fucking Macgyver.
<bot>: Locked the bathroom door when i was alone at home, the lock got stuck, thought my family would come home 2 days later and find me naked and passed out on the bathroom floor.