<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

I want to ask other women what they think about this.

My girlfriend (she's 24, I'm 25) of a year is a beautiful, intelligent, and passionate, although highly emotional red head. She's also quite high maintenance. We have fights every once in a while because 'I do or say something that upsets her'. I usually let the things she does slide because they aren't enough to make me worked up. I work an insanely high pressure/high power job so I let the little things slide. She is an elementary teacher and has time to dwell on the intricacies of our relationship.

However, this morning we got into a bit of a fight over hygiene. I made a 'thoughtless' comment about her freshening up before wakeup sex. She usually has great hygiene. However, this morning she didnt smell all that fresh even though she showered last night. I told her I wanted to go down on her, but I wanted her to freshen up for me. She was incredibly offended. I told her that if she asked me to go freshen up before going down on me I wouldnt even hesitate and I would jump to do it. She believes sex is human and all its smells and tastes are a part of it. In her mind I was calling her unclean. We got into a fight over it because she can't understand that I love going down on her but I want her to be fresh and not taste and smell sour and same visa-versa. I cant understand why she is so adamant that we accept the natural state of the smells and tastes. She is such a romantic and the thought of anything breaking the mood such as going into the bathroom to get a wet towel would 'ruin it' for her and the smells and tastes are part of the experience.

Women, am I crazy or is she just being incredibly high maintenance and unrealistic in her romantic view of the world?
<bot>: my girlfriend got upset I asked her to freshen up before going down on her. Is it her being unrealistic in her romanticized view of sex or me being unrealistic of the messiness of the human body.