<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

Let me explain. Last night, I was riding in several different cars. When I was dropped off at home, I realized I was not in possession of my car/house keys. Much to my dismay, I could not seem to find them in the car that dropped me off. I was surely stuck out of my house, but a small spat of luck came and the door that leads into the house from the garage was open! Alarms set, I went to sleep thinking nothing terrible of the key incident. --- 7:30am rolls around and my tired eyes roll to the clock, at which point I begin to freak out because work starts at 7:30 and I live 20 minutes away. I get dressed in a spat of fury, throwing clothes all over the room like a little kid and finding something to wear. When I finally put on my last shoe, I make my way to the pile of things that goes in my pocket. Missing are the keys, I am immediately reminded of the fact that they were lost. In a stream of adrenaline, I scour the room for them, knowing its a lost cause. I accept the fact that they are in one of my friends cars. Knowing this, I would not be able to get a phone call to any of them before 12pm, and especially no one would be able to deliver them to my house any time soon. I full-heartedly believe the best way to do things is honestly. At this point I realize I have to call in to work because I won't make it. I call the after hours number, because I work for a temp agency, and I'm supposed to call them, not the place I'm working for.  Luckily no one answers the after hours number, and I leave a long message with a small bit of humor, telling the ladies that work as secretaries at the staffing company my problem.

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<bot>: Has anyone missed work due to not having their keys? or even better, what kind of crazy excuses have you heard people actually using and getting away with?