<human>: Can you give me the gist of the text in a nutshell?

(Technically yesterday) I was driving down a main road in town and stopped for a kitten in the road. It was scared shit-less, but unharmed, it attacked at first with his claws but I got him to settle down. I drove to the local humane society, but they were closed. Before I could get anywhere else: I guess I spoke too loud, because the kitten screeched and bit the hand holding it. I screamed out in pain and raised my other hand, which promptly got bitten. Now my Hubby is screaming at me to stop the truck. The kitten chomps my jaw as I hit the brakes. My husband yells to throw the cat out, so I open the door n give it a toss. 

As I drive away I see it sittin calmly by the fence. Ended up gettin the number for the head volunteer, n leave em a message that the scared kitten was out there by their fence if they wanted to help it. 

The bad part is after getting home and bandaging up I remembered that my husband has his leather gloves in the truck, and if I'd warn them I would not have hands that are bloated bruised and sore.
<bot>: Stopped to help a kitten, ended up being attacked and tossing it out the door, just outside the Humane Society, called them and told em about the kitten.