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So, a little background: it was about 7, and my wife and I were hungry, just for a small meal though, as we'd had a big lunch. Anyway, we had a small argument about where we'd eat when I had the most amazing idea: the drive-thru! 

We got into the car and drove there. I gave. The order, and made sure to specify that I wanted onions on my cheeseburger. 

Once I was finished, the lady asked me if I was someone she knew called Paul (apparently she had gone to school with him and copied off of him in geometry.)

I told her about my plumber, also called Paul, his premature baldness and how he moved to Pittsburgh last summer. For some reason, I also decided to mention his bladder problems and the bad infection on his toe. That was when she stopped me. There was a really awkward silence and then we drove on.

My second fuck up was that I forgot my wallet and angered my wife, so she decided not to eat.

In the end, all of that resulted in me getting a burger... with no onions. :'(
<bot>: gave TMI to the drive thru lady and forgot my wallet, resulting in them not giving me onions on my burger.