<human>: I come home everyday right when my mom finishes making dinner so I'm usually starving at this time. Here is the fuck up I've been leaving my purse on the kitchen table for days now and about two days ago. My mother asked to have a conversation about "things" keep in mind this woman is extremely religious so she flipped out that she found birth control in my purse. She even told me that she went to my pharmacy and asked for all my info and they gave it to her. Which isn't even legal since I'm older than 18.

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<bot>: Forgot I have a super nosey mother because I was stupid hungry and now she thinks I'm having some 50 shades of grey type of sex