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So I am not a pansy when it comes to hearing foul stories or seeing gross things. I did grow up with the internet. That being said, every year since I was eighteen my dad's stories have gotten spicier and more outrageous. 

 It started out with former drug use. It progressed to violent acts with his chums. Now it's come to terrible sex-capades before "AIDS was invented." Basically there was a girlfriend, a sex buddy, a married woman in an affair, and a few others trysts along the way. Long story short, and much to my dismay it was a loooong story, he had gonorrhea so terrible that he had to pick a scab off his urethra to pee, he ruined all of his undies with pus discharge, and when his doctor told him to take off his pants for an exam the furthest he got was to unzip before the doctor said "PUT THEM BACK ON" (apparently in a funny Asian accent). He got some shots and about a week later he got crabs. He treated the crabs and got them again the next day.

I am scared to find out what story comes out when I am 30.
<bot>: My pops was a scamp. Had LOTS of sex and got lots of diseases, which he neglected. Doesn't wear underwear because of the incident. Told his kid in a very graphic manner after all these years.