<human>: Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?

I was getting the train home and it was pretty packed. Those of you who have rode on Cross-country trains will know that there is baggage storage space above the seats and that storage space is minimal at best. 

Because it's a busy train the only free space to put my packed to the brim bag was above a table which a family occupied, or to be specific, a mother and her 2 children who were probably about 4-6 years old. Fortunately they were all asleep, which meant no whiny children screaming their lungs out! 'Yay!' I thought, at least this will be a peaceful journey! Oh how I was wrong. 

My water bottle is a camelbak podium chill, and it was filled with refreshing icy water. It also has an anti-leak mechanism in which you have to squeeze the bottle to get water out, and it shoots out like a jet. Now don't get me wrong, this is a fantastic feature, but perhaps not so much in this very niche scenario.

Anyway so I was shoving my bag into this tiny crevice and it simply would not go in. There was a queue of people behind me now so I was shoving and pushing my bag harder and harder so I could finally get to my seat. What I did not know however was that I was pushing my bag with my hand on the water bottle pocket and as fate would have it, the lock mechanism on my trusty bottle was turned off.

During all this shoving and pushing I was blasting jets of ice water at this poor little girl and her mother and only realised after I looked down at their sodden, dripping, angry faces. 

I apologised about 30 times and ran away to the furthest away seat as possible before they could reply.
<bot>: I was impatiently shoving my bag into a space whilst accidentally spraying cold water at a young girl and her mother.