<human>: I'll go first. I work in an office for a very small, but stable business. I'm an administrative assistant, and to make a long story short, there isn't much to do around here. Also, due to the nature of the business, I'm often the only one actually here for long periods of time. I have full, unrestricted, unmonitored internet access and I can just basically fuck around as long as I take care of the few necessary tasks every day. The boss is fully aware of this; I'm here because if I wasn't, those few things wouldn't get done.

Sounds cool, right? After a while, it actually gets rather dull. The most exciting part of my work day is usually deciding what to grab for lunch. As much as it would suck to have to work the whole time in a busy environment, it'd also make the day go by a lot faster. Plus, this isn't my home computer, so I'm pretty much limited to what I can find on Chrome.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: I get paid to do a few things and then just hang out for seven hours a day, and it's actually really boring.