<human>: This happened last weekend.  
Context: Our toilet had recently broken, and it was unable to flush properly. Luckily for us, we live an old, late 1800's house that has another inside an outhouse attached to the outside of the house, so we didn't call an emergency plumber since we can just use the outside one for a few days while we get a cheaper plumbing checkup. Toilet broke on the Thursday, and we got an appointment to get it seen to on the Monday morning. My parents were going to be going away over the weekend to visit some friends, so it was only me going to be using the outside bowl anyway.

Late on the Friday night, I sense some bowel movement so I go to get my keys to go outside. Turns out, I can't find my keys. I have a few places where I keep them and couldn't find them in any of them. Time running short, I decide that I have to go. So I get a crappy folding chair out of a cupboard and push it through the window so I can climb out of the house onto it. Sweet relief. 

After finishing my business I realize the fuck up. The crappy fold up chair? Yeah. I'd completely broken it in my haste to get out of the house. The minute I put a foot onto it the metal props that support it made a horrible creaking sound and it collapsed on itself. I can barely reach the window ledge and I'm not strong enough to lift myself up in any case. So I'm locked out of my own house with no way to get back in. In the dark.

After a couple of hours fruitlessly trying to find some way of getting back in without damaging anything, It starts to rain. Figuring I'm not getting anywhere, I decide to go back into the outhouse and wait it out until morning when I can reasonably ask a neighbor for a stepladder.

I fall asleep sat on an outside toilet in what is probably one of the worst nights I've dealt with. 

When I got back inside I found the keys right next to where I was sat, and even remember putting them there in case I needed to go.

Can you provide a brief overview of the text?
<bot>: Toilet is outside, needed the toilet and couldn't find keys. Jump out of the window and got locked out. Fell asleep on toilet while waiting until morning. Keys were in obvious place all along.