<human>: Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?

This actually happened today, in fact not even half an hour ago. 

I'm a native New Yorker, born and raised in Queens (Let's Go Mets!). About two and a half years ago, I moved to Philadelphia for work.

The job I had for the last few years I was in New York was really demanding and stressful. One of the things I did to relax was watching stand up comedy with a great friend of mine - and the two drinks I had at each show also helped me to relax, I'm sure. For nearly two years, we'd go once a week, sometimes more.

When I moved to Philadelphia, I unsubscribe from the email lists from all of the various clubs in New York - or so so thought. 

In Philadelphia,  I signed up for a few email lists. I've have seen a couple of acts,  but I definitely don't go as often.

The other day, I got an email announcing shows this weekend and I got excited. It's been months since I've seen stand up. So I called a friend of mine here in Philadelphia, asked him he wanted to go, and then bought two tickets online. Printed them out and put them on my purse.

Since Wednesday,  I've been talking nonstop about this.

I volunteer  on Friday nights, so when my shift got out, I entered the name of the club and hit directions via SEPTA.

And all the results were 2 hours,  45 minutes, Megabus this, Amtrak that.

Wait, what?

I click on the club... and it's in Manhattan.

No, stupid Google, I want the club of this name in Philadelphia!

Which doesn't exist. What the hell?!

So I look at the tickets and... there it is 

NEW YORK, NY in all caps.

So I called my friend, who fortunately hadn't left yet and told him. We had a good laugh, me to the point of crying.

Show starts at 10:30, door open at 10. I'm gonna go home and watch netflix instead.
<bot>: bought tickets to see stand up for a club in the city I'm from, not the city where I live. Realized only the hour before the show starts.