<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

Note: this was on New Years 

I wrote this up about a week after it happen but the submit fucked up so I'm making it short

I asked my brothers girlfriend who was on the cruise with us if she would sneak some vodka on the cruise ship and she did. Didn't drink any until 3 days later.
It's New Year's Eve and I trying to be the cool kid in my group and  brought the two full water bottles filled with vodka and we all drank together and then. We all split up accept me, the girl I was with, and my two other friends (guy and girl) I give them the half left from the first bottle and me and the girl go to this place called the solarium at the back of the ship. We're drinking I'm drunk and she's tipsy by time we get there and it was her first time drinking and we are both lightweights. By time we are comfortable on the big ass round "bed-chairs" they had, we were just gone. I just remembering thinking to myself this was it I was gonna hook up with someone finally and she's pretty hot. Well something was brought up by accident and she ended up getting up looking for my other friend (the guy) because she was pissed at him because they had a little thing early on the cruise and he was a dick about it or something.
<bot>: got drunk with a girl on a cruise. Ended up missing out on my first hook up, woke up with a hangover.