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This was actually last night. I was at a Slightly Stoopid concert, and my friend and I had just finished some 40's and some tree. I was groovin' so hard to the music I just needed someone to dance with. I see two blondes move in front of me. They looked good from behind, and I got a glimpse of their faces and they looked pretty hot. I try dancing with one, and she wasn't into it. A few minutes later I start dancing with the other and she got pretty into it grinding on me. She kept looking back and giggling. I couldn't figure out what the fuck was going on. After a few songs we started talking a little more, and I asked where she went to school. She giggled real hard and said " I don't go to School hun". I got a better look at her face, and realized she was old enough to be my mother. She said " Thanks for that, that was fun". She was still pretty hot.
<bot>: I was drunk and stoned at a concert. Danced with a hot girl (who I thought was my age) who turned out to be a milf.