<human>: Give me a shortened version of the text

Here's the gist: I'm an embarrassed 25 year old male virgin. A female friend and I have recently began hooking up a bit. We're getting into the "friends with benefits" zone and it's been getting spicy. Last time we hooked up, she was ready to have sex but I didn't have a condom. She gave me lots of shit for that.

Thing is, I've hooked up with girls before, I'm mildly attractive and I have a good amount of confidence in myself. I don't *seem* like a virgin... but I am... due to some complicated circumstances (not physical). I have had some girlfriends and flings, so my friends assume that i'm not a virgin... and I even lied and said I wasn't because I don't want them to know (not like its any of their business anyway... but I do feel ashamed for lying and would rather no one discover that **personal** detail) 

So I need your help! I know that sex is going to happen *soon*. I don't want to get inside of my good friend and make a mistake that's going to give me away. I just want it to go smoothly and enjoy myself. I'm embarrassed to post this, and I'm sure this seems funny to a lot of you. But please bear with me here.

So please, sexperts of reddit, explain to me as if I'm a young teenager what to.... do..... when I'm in there. Also, some cunnilingus tips would be greatly appreciated. 

Seriously: I am very sexually uneducated. So even tell me stuff that you would imagine that EVERYONE knows.
<bot>: I'm a 25 year old male and I'm still technically a virgin. Sex is pretty much guaranteed to be in my very near future and I need you, reddit, to teach me how to do it.