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Short story: I live in an attic above a drugged up-drunkard rich guy. A few nights ago he got really upset when I kindly asked him to turn down his music at 5am (the music was coming from three floors below me to give you an idea). Over the past few months, he's yelled at me for asking to reset the internet router, for *HIS* tv not connecting to cable, and other really stupid nonsense. My last confrontation with him involved him coming to my door, in a drunken-drugged rage, and demanding I open my door so he could yell at me-- so I called the cops on his ass. I received a letter saying I need to move out by the end of the month- despite not being given the 30 days required by law. Reddit what are creative ways for getting back at him? Preferably something he won't find out about for months after I leave.
<bot>: My landlord is a raging alcoholic-drugged up douchebag. I want creative ways of getting back at him.