<human>:  I need to figure out how to break up my son and his girlfriend. She is a nice person, but just not good enough for him. What are some ways I can make her want to leave him, or get him to leave her? He thinks she is perfect.
<bot>: Hmmm...this sounds tricky. It’s an instance of the old question, “How do you make a lightbulb burn out?”, right? Let’s see if we can find some tips here for you.