<human>: So I had a visitor yesterday who's allergic to cats (the poor soul) and rather than just confine my cat to one room I decided to let her outside to play.
She's only 5 months old and is still quite small so I was a little apprehensive but I threw caution to the wind and let her out.
My friend leaves and being the doting pet owner I am I bring a big bag of treats into the garden and call Momo (that's her name).
I hear her calling, it's pretty loud and is echoing all around the garages. I try again shaking the bag of treats- still just a really loud miaow.
Ok so it's kind of dark at this point so I decide to venture out and look for her. I walk to the end of the garden and she miaows from above me...
wait, above? 
I have a 60ft oak tree at the bottom of my garden and my tiny cat has climbed all the way up.
I instantly panic. I call my boyfriend and he says "she got herself up she can get herself down". Which isn't helpful at all. So I call the RSPCA who give the same advice- I have to wait 24 hours before the fire brigade will come and rescue her.

Fast forward to this afternoon and i decide to have a bath. Cats come down a little but is still pretty high. T-1 hours til I can call fire brigade. Just manage to get in and the door goes. I'm home alone so I just ignore it and assume they'll go away. Then for the next 10 minutes someone was incessantly knocking on my door. Must be an emergency so I wrap a towel around me and answer the door. I am greeted by half my street. FUCK.
I'm wearing no underwear and my hairs wet. 
I then proceed to have an incredibly awkward 5 minute conversation with my neighbours."yes that's my cat", "yes I've called the rspca" "sorry she's making so much noise".
Worst part is my cat is still in a tree because apparently the fire service don't rescue cats when it's dark.

Can you give me a shortened version of the text?
<bot>: My cat managed climbed a tree, can't climb down and now my neighbours think I'm a half naked animal abuser.