<human>: Unlike most tifus, this happened today, about 6 hours ago. Being the start of a big hockey tournament where I'm from, a lot of people come from far and close to compete. I'm a goalie for my hockey team and this FU happened during my game, precisely at the end of my game. 

I decided to be slick and leave my number in a fogged area of the Plexiglas near my net for a girl I pointed out. Success I did get a text a couple of hours ago. But this is where the FU happened. Turns out this girl is my coaches daughter. Being in a private school, I do not know this, and was told, that I were to be benched the rest of this 4 day tournament.

Can you provide a brief overview of the text?
<bot>: decided to be slick a d pick up a cutie in the stands, turns out coaches daughter, now most likely bench rest of hockey tournament.