<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

So I'm driving down the road in 5 o'clock traffic in the left hand lane when a cop blue lights me. There is no median to pull over in and I can't get to the edge of the road due to heavy traffic so I make a left and pull into a grocery store. When he comes to my window he says he pulled me over because of an expired tag and because I made an illegal left. Then proceeds to write me a ticket for the expired tag and "Disregarding Traffic Control Device (double yellows)" I asked him about if I was suppose to stop in the middle of the road and hold up traffic and all he said was "see you in court" What other bullshit stuff did you get in trouble for by the cops?
<bot>: Cop put on blue lights, I turned left into a parking lot to stop for him and got a ticket for the left turn.