<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

I had eaten some expired food about an hour prior to this incident, so that's why I had to throw up.

It was already 8pm and I was pretty much the only person left on that floor of the building. When I realized I was going to throw up I ran to the nearest toilet, but I didn't quite make it inside before starting to puke... I made a bit of a mess in front of the toilet but I did not clean it up after cleaning myself.

I suppose I was just embarrassed by the fact that I had just puked in the hall. This happened at 8pm and no one saw me, so I suppose my instincts just took over and I ran away. I am usually not like this, so I am quite surprised of what I did! 

I tried mopping it up a bit with toilet paper, but I gave up on that immediately, since it didn't really work on the carpet floor...

I feel like a complete douchebag right now, because I know someone will have to clean it up, and it will probably be one of the hard working immigrant women of the cleaning crew. They clean up all the student's crap every day and don't ever get a 'thank you' by anyone, even though they do a great job.

Have a go at me, reddit. I think I deserve it. I just needed to get this off my chest... What I did was a complete act of cowardice!
<bot>: Didn't make it to the toilet in time and puked in the hall. Didn't clean it up afterwards because I was too embarrassed about it. Fuck me.