<human>: Can you summarize the given text in a few sentences?

To begin, this all occurred in August during a cross country road trip with my buddy and his girlfriend. After a couple weeks of driving we found ourselves in the great state of Colorado near the city of Durango. We met with a kind friend who bought us breakfast and offered to take us to the local hot springs. Our host warned us that the spring was R-rated, meaning clothing was optional and smoking was allowed. We arrived at the spring and decide to keep our clothes on, but plan on returning that evening to get naked and tipsy. Fast forward to that evening at our campground. I drank approx. 6.0 oz. of vodka (I've always been very precise when drinking spirits because of a few rough experiences) then my buddy drives us to the local dispensary. I hate smoking and have almost always had negative effects after hitting a joint, but I really wanted to see a dispensary. Unfortunately, by the time we left with the joints the alcohol had set in and I became game for anything. We arrived at the springs, stripped down, and headed out to the smoker pool.  We smoked the joints and I almost immediately began to feel the psychological effect. Moments later I was overcome with the feeling that life was futile and I was going to die. Most likely due to the heat of the pool intensifying the effects of THC and alcohol. I decided lying down in the soft grass would calm my increasing anxiety. I do so and completely fall asleep. Over the next hour I occasionally awake to the sounds of kids laughing, but I was way too out of it to have any idea what was going on. Later my friends told me the front desk was giving tours to families and my incapacitated, nude body was most likely costing them business. To make matters worse a swarm of mosquitoes was having a feast on my naked back, buttocks, and legs. I finally woke up to the sensation of water dripping off my body. To my horror I realize the sensation was mosquitoes. I get up make a fool of myself in front of my friends and another group in the pool then they take me back to my tent.
<bot>: Got high, went to hot springs, got naked, passed out, appeared to be a dead man covered in bugs, lucky to not have malaria, felt ashamed.