<human>: This didn't happen today, it happened a few years ago, anyways...

To start off, I've never been good in school. I've never turned in work, and of course the teachers would discipline me for not turning shit in, and as a result I always tried to get out of school, however I could. At one point I even faked having bronchitis to get out of it.

After good old Christmas break, I realized "oh boy school is in 7 hours and I don't have any work done", and I immediately started thinking of ways to avoid school. My brilliant mind thinks, "Maybe sending a bomb threat would work! They wouldn't know who sent it!" and I send a short little e-mail saying a bomb was planted at the school.

I oversleep, and my dad drives me to the school. We arrive, and I fucking shit myself. There's State Police and K9 units going around the school, rerouting people to the high school. They evacuated the whole school and made buses drive the students to the high school. My dad proceeds to drop me off in freezing temperatures, I walk to the high school, and we sit in the auditorium for about 2 hours. Every student in there is wondering what's happening, and I'm just sitting there realizing that I fucked up.

They take us back to the middle school after finding no bomb, and we go to our 1st period class. After the extremely short 1st period class (they also made it a half day, the weather was horrible, periods were shortened), the vice principal comes and takes me to the office, she doesn't say anything but I know that she knows that I sent it. I sit down, see troopers waiting to take me to the State Police barracks (or whatever it would be), and I'm ready to die.

I proceed to get suspended for the remainder of the school year, I get 6 months of probation, I had to pay 2k to the school for reparation, and most importantly, *I miss the great field trip I could have taken to the local water park*.

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<bot>: When I was a young shit I sent a bomb threat to my school to get out of going, and I ended up getting fucked over.