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Ok.  So this happened a few months ago but I thought I might as well get this out there.  

Let me preface this story: 
My girlfriend was the victim of a drive by shooting during her freshman year of college and wound up getting shot in the face.  The weapon used was an AK-47.  After many surgeries her face looks completely normal except for a fairly prominent scar which runs under her left eye and follows her cheekbone up her face. Keep that in mind while reading the fuckery below...

My new girlfriend and I were out having a few drinks with some of her friends at a local bar.  We are towards then end of the night and my girlfriend and I are deep in conversation.  She mentions that when she was 13-15 she sold drugs, specifically cocaine, for her older cousin.  It was shocking to me that this sweet little woman used to be a coke dealer at 13 and being tipsy like I was I blurted out, "oh great I'm dating Scarface!"   As soon as I said it I realized how fucked I was.  I was expecting her to get up and never speak to me again since I had more than likely just made fun of what I'm sure is one of her biggest insecurities.  Luckily my girl is cool as fuck and laughed at how embarrassed I was.
<bot>: girlfriend got shot, has a scar on her face.  New boyfriend (me) calls her Scarface to her face on 3rdish date.