<human>: So, I ignored my alarm this morning and woke up at 6:45 am, while I needed to be at work at 7:00 am. I live 35 minutes away. I decide I'm better off taking a sick day than being written up for being late. That's fine for me; play some League, enjoy a movie, relax for the day. 

I messaged by boss to let him know I wouldn't be in due a stomach bug that was really tearing up my stomach. I felt fine, but what he doesn't know won't hurt, right?

Apparently, karma had a different plan. As I was loading into a game of League, I had a rumbling in my stomach. It felt like normal gastric distress, like some harmless flatulence, so I trusted it. 

I let loose what I thought was just a fart, and all the sudden I feel this warmth. I knew immediately what I had done. I had shit my pants for the first time since I was a child. All because I trusted a fart.

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<bot>: Overslept, called in sick (actually felt fine), soiled myself trusting a fart. Karma is a bitch.