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The other day my mom made some really delicious salsa. There was tomatoes, and jalapenos and onions, cilantro; all that good stuff. I was about to get ready for bed but I figured I would have a small bowl of salsa before i brushed my face and washed my teeth and everything, so I was enjoying it immensely with a tortilla, and when i finished the tortilla there was still a little bit of salsa in the bowl, so I thought it would be a pretty decent idea to just grab that little glob of deliciousness up with a spoon and eat it that way.
It was then that I realized how spicy the salsa actually was.
Now, it wasn't that bad to be honest but there was no milk in the house so I drank a bit of water, where i decided the burning would be gone soon so, why don't I brush my freaking teeth?
Oh, my god. This made it about ten times worse.
Then, another wonderful idea popped into my head, I thought " *it can't get much worse than this* " So I proceeded to swish with some Listerine.
My mouth was burning for the next 10 minutes or so.
<bot>: I ate a spoonful of salsa and then brushed my teeth and use mouthwash. It burned. Quite a lot.