<human>: Well, the reaction didn't go quite as planned.  Some other items were on the coffee table so I forgot about my sneaky plan. Either later on that day or the following day, I walked into the living room and saw him eating the candy.  I said stop eating the candy immediately and he asked why. I tell him and he proceeds to spit out what was in his mouth and drops the rest of the piece he had bitten into (they were 4 silver dollar sized candies). He said, 'Oh My God. Why did you do that? They tasted awful.'  He continued to try to spit out any drop of saliva in his mouth and then washed his mouth out with water.  

Apparently, the candy I used absorbed my fart and he tasted it.  I felt bad.  I wasn't sure if I gave him any illness etc. Luckily nothing happened.  

So, what is your gross story - can you top that (this probably shouldn't be a good thing)?

Can you succinctly summarize the text in 1-3 sentences?
<bot>: I farted in ziplock with candy, candy absorbed my fart and husband accidently ate candy and tasted my fart.