<human>: Can you give me a shortened version of the text?

Well, on the valentines day, me and my girlfriend were supposed to go camp out, you know typical romantic  beach by the fireplace watching the stars type of date, but because we were still well within winter we decided against it, because our current tent was pretty heavy to carry, hard to mount, and could only tolerate very light rains / winds due to the weak material and being so large = 8 person tent.

So, I decided to buy an used tent, found a nearly brand new one for 3 people with an easy mount system on a similar website to craigslist, for around 30€ and decided to go forward with the bisness.

The fuck up happened right now around 20m ago.  Being the smart ass I am, i decided i wanted to check the conditions the tent was, so i took it off the package, and as soon as I opened the releases "FLOP,  BANG, CRASH" the tend unfolded, opening itself to a near complete state, trowning everything in her pathway to the floor, destroying my gf favorite perfum that costed more than the damn tent. Worse part is that i cant find any instructions manual, due to the tent being used, i guess it simply didnt came with it, now i have this big ass tent in the middle of my room, and no idea how to close it and put it back to what it was.

(Proff for the skeptics) : [Tent in the bedroom](
<bot>: Bought a cheap used easy mounting tent, without instructions, that opened itself, and destroyed my girlfriends perfum that costs more than the tent.