<human>: Had some abdominal pain a few nights back... woke me up... it sucked. Went away and I was feeling great most the day until lots of stomach 'uneasiness' set in occasionally with some mild pain. My days have been the same wake up feeling great, 100% normal and then progress towards a cramping upset stomach in the evening only to wake up feeling great again. 

Then last night my piss tured bright yellow almost orange, and my eyes are a little yellowish. (some kind of bile blockage or hepatitis, right? ffffffuuuuuuuuuu!)

Here is the kicker... Iama IDIOT and let my old health insurance lapse and my new insurance coverage doesn't start until Sept 25th... wtf do I do? I think i'd probably be fine affording regular doctors visit and meds but if they have to take out my gallbladder... uhhhgg!

I don't feel great but I think I could wait it out... is this an even more idiotic idea?

Other symptoms/lack of symptoms: 
Not dizzy
Temp is 97.7 and around there the whole time
Funny taste in mouth (from the bile in my mouth)
29 years 170lbs 
I dont feel like im dying... i actually feel pretty ok.

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<bot>: Got real signs of Jaundice, (could be galbladder, hepatitis, cancer, etc) Health coverage doesn't start for 9 days... wtf do i do????