<human>: This is definitely a huge fail that I avoided. I know this because I have heard other similar stories that went in a totally different (and more embarrassing) direction than mine does. But here goes:

When I was 12, I was diagnosed with an Inguinal Hernia. Now, this isn't like a normal hernia that you get from lifting too hard, it's a leaking of fat into the scrotum due to a genetic weakness in the upper scrotum. Soon after I was diagnosed, I felt the same feeling on the other side, and was scheduled for an ultrasound to see if I maybe had 2, not just 1. So there I was, 12 years old, completely naked, lying on my back on this table ready for my ultrasound. And then this really really hot young female nurse walks in and says she's going to do the procedure. In case you didn't know, an ultrasound requires this special stuff that you put on your stomach/wherever the ultrasound is. So she comes in and pulls out this bottle of freshly warmed lube, and starts smearing it all over my crotch. Then she pulls out a plastic oval thing and starts probing around my genital region. This goes on for about an hour, periodically getting more warm lubricant, and during the entire process, I didn't even get an erection. Not even a little bit.

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<bot>: 12 year old me had a hot young lady smear warm lube all over my crotch (for an hour) and I didn't get an erection.