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For myself, I was visiting back home from real-world land with, jobs and whatnot. So, while watching a tennis match with my life-long friends and their family, my friend Tyler and his brother begin discussing all things awesome from the internets. I am of course listening intently as they go from topic to topic of awesomeness that I had never even seen or heard of! It was like they had some secret intrawebs that I had never found and theirs was awesome! It got so bad that even my friends' little sister joined in on the conversation of awesome netses and I was even more left in the dust of glory! So finally after being regaled with stories of cats, idiots and whores to my hearts content I finally muster up the question... Hey so uh where did all this shit come from anyway?!? They all simultaneously turn to me with wide eyes and say with incredulity, "Don't you have reddit?!?" To which I of course reply with the classic save face answer whenever friends are undoubtedly cooler than you, "Um ya i think I heard of that from my friend this one time, good shit." And from there the conversation turns as I hurriedly download the reddit app, join in on the fun, and subsequently ruin my work efficiency and social abilities..

Now your turn!!
<bot>: Had no idea what reddit was when friends, and even their little sister were hip to the jive, subsequently lied about lack of cool knowledge to save face and immediately fixed error in said lack...