<human>:  Would Christopher Hitchens be very unlikely to engage in tonsure?
<bot>: Yes, Christopher Hitchens would be very unlikely to engage in tonsure. Tonsure is the practice of cutting or shaving some or all of the hair on the scalp as a sign of religious devotion or humility. Christopher Hitchens was an anti-theist, and he regarded all religions as false, harmful, and authoritarian. So, Christopher Hitchens would be very unlikely to engage in tonsure.