<human>: So tonight me and friend I'll call Johnny were working the late night shift at a local burrito place/bar.
Two drunk girls come in around 1:45 AM, best friends, and neither one can stop talking about Johnny. Both are cute, not total hotties or anything but good looking, with great bodies in their early 20s.
They get a table as close to the register as possible, and hang out until we start closing around 2:30. At one point Johnny heads over and talks to them for a few minutes, gets a phone number, and gets back to work.
Fast forward to around 3:15 and they still haven't left. We (the rest of our coworkers and myself) invite Johnny and the ladies over to the bar for a shot of tequila. They take the shot, and hang out with us until we are finished closing. I am talking to both girls while Johnny is taking out the trash (I know I should have taken out the trash, but I wanted the inside scoop) and they both tell me straight up that they are going to take him back to their place and give him the best threesome ever. They just moved to the city together from the east coast and are both horny as hell, and they go into great detail to me about this. I relay everything to Johnny when I get the chance, because hey, the kid deserves to know what he's getting himself into.
About five minutes later, Johnny is walking out with a girl on either arm and the biggest smile I've ever seen on anyone, ever. I haven't gotten a text or a call yet, but I can only hope that he just had the greatest night of his life.

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<bot>: > Two drunk chicks walk into our work, want my coworker, stick around until we close, and take him back home for wild threesome.