<human>: I'll start.

The other night I got a text from a friend. She was nervous because she had decided to walk far away from her house late in the evening to meet a guy she hardly knew. Now naive is the only word to describe her so I could see the dangers of this not clicking. 

So I told her to go home, because nothing good was going to happen and most likely something horrible could go wrong. 

She told me to go pick her up and take her home. I didn't have my car as it broke a few months prior. So I ran over three miles, to find the guy trying to get her into the car and "talk." 

I'm not a fighter, the only experience I've had is wrestling back in high school. So I tried to resolve the issue by being polite, the guy didn't. He got angry and told me to fuck off. 

I tried to grab the girl and start walking home, but he shoved me to the ground and proceeded to beat the pulp out of me. I didn't know how to fight back I just tried getting him off of me. I think I must have kicked him in the shin because for a second he grabbed his leg and I sat up real fast and used some leverage to roll the guy off of me. I scrambled up and didn't know what to do. So, I ran down the road, away from the guy. He followed and he was much faster than me so eventually he caught up to me and continued to use me as a body bag. I don't know what happened really because this is mostly a blur, but I think I head butted him stood up punched him in the head while he was still on the ground and it knocked him out cold. 

I walked the girl home and stayed the night on her couch.

Can you condense the text into three sentences or less?
<bot>: Rescued a damsel in distress. Got the shit kicked out of me. Got lucky, knocked the guy out.