<human>: TIFU....well last night, but I just got around to posting it now. Anyway, I had come coworkers over for a work week over get together party. We decided to order pizza and wings from Dominos.  When the pizza arrives at my house, I open the door and greet the delivery driver. She was a little overweight but not that noticeable. After I pay her, she handed me the pizzas. I turned around to head back inside my house. At this time, with the door still open, my wife's 18 pound cat decided to make an appearance and start meowing like crazy.  I casually said to him," no pizza for fat asses."  Little did I know, the delivery driver was still in my driveway walking back to her car. All of a sudden I hear her yell, " you know I've been working really hard at losing weight you and inconsiderate jerk!!" she then proceeded to break down and start crying in my driveway. I tried to explain to her that I wasn't talking to her I was talking to my cat. She refused to believe me even after I showed her said cat. Soon she got in her car and drove away as fast as possible. 

I call the store and explain to the menager what happened and to let the driver know I feel awful about the whole situation.  She says she would, but who knows if she did.

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<bot>: Ordered pizza, got drlivered, called my cat a fat ass without realizing slightly over weight driver was still on my driveway, and could hear what I was saying.