<human>: Can you provide a brief rundown of the text in within 3 sentences?

This happened just a minute ago. To set the scene: I (F) had been boozing it up with my soccer team at the local bar and eventually needed to break the seal. The bar has one bathroom for ladies and one for men and, being regulars, my team (coed) tends to just use whatever bathroom is available first. So here I am vaguely sweaty and quite tipsy in line and for some reason unbeknownst to me, a cute guy in line ahead of me starts chatting me up. He's with a friend and we're all having a laugh and then the ladies room opens up and this guy's friend pops in. So my guy turns to me and says he would've let me go first and how his friend is a dick etc. Now here's my fuck up: I replied "It's okay, I just use the men's anyway." In the blink of an eye he looked at me, look down at my crotch, looked at the table I was sitting at (full of dudes), looked at me again and then BING! I realized he now probably thought I had a dick. Miraculously the men's bathroom opened up just then and I ran in ahead of him so I could at least suffer the embarrassment alone in a gross men's bathroom. I waited a solid 5 minutes before emerging and thankfully, he and his friend were gone. I made the mistake of telling my teammates though and now I'll never live this down.
<bot>: Met a cute guy in line for the bathroom. Accidentally made it seem like I have a dick. Still single and drunk at bar.