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My father is an episcopalian minister and used to be a minister at a church in El Paso, TX.  We had a sister parish in Santiago, Chile and I was lucky enough to be able to tag along with them to visit the country.  It was about a 8 hour flight to get there and I had to poop hardcore the entire way.  I am 6'7", 260lbs and I really don't like pooping in toilets that aren't private due to the sheer size and velocity that they tend to expunge from my rectum.  

We were going to stay at the Episcopalian Bishop of Chile's house in Santiago, who happened to have an extremely hot daughter, and of course only one bathroom in the house.  When I arrived I had to use the restroom extremely badly due to the long flight.  So I went upstairs to their restroom and let loose.  Mind you, I had never used a bathroom outside of the US or Canada, so I was unaware of their underpoweredness.  Needless to say, I opened pandora's box when I flushed.  Sultry poo water went everywhere. I did my best to clean it for about 20 minutes or so, failing miserably because I had no idea where the plunger or cleaning supplies were.  

Eventually, I had to go downstairs and admit what had just occurred in their one and only bathroom.  The most difficult part was that the only person who was fluent in both English and Spanish was their hot daughter.  So she had to help me through the whole ordeal.  

Moral of the story, don't let a girl see your poo strewn all over her bathroom floor before you try to woo her.  She didn't really talk to me afterwards.
<bot>: I clogged the only toilet in the house of the Episcopalian Bishop of Chile in an extremely violent fashion and had to work through it with his very hot daughter due to the language barrier.