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Sorry for any mistakes in grammar, I'm not a native speaker.

This fuck up happened last Friday.

I got invited to celebrate the 5 year anniversary of a mate and his GF. Usually I avoid being the first one at a party so I decided to arrive a bit later - one hour actually. So, everyone already started drinking and as soon as I gave my mate the present I decided to drink too. There was this kind of cute girl and I immediately sat down next to her (there was no other space anyway).

After 2 hours of having fun and drinking together (with the girl I previously mentioned), alcohol started to have an effect on me and on her obviously. So I dropped my drink and had to stoop to pick it up again. This was the moment when I thought it couldn't get worse. My jeans was so tight and I don't know why I decided to wear them at this evening, but as soon as I stooped, my pants ripped and my cute little boxers where looking at her.

Approximately 10 people immediately started laughing and at this moment I was so embarrassed. Probably the weakest moment of my life. They won't stop laughing for about five minutes when suddenly a weird smell began to surround the room. It smelled so awful, I can't even explain it. So everyone was trying to figure out where this stench came from and it was the girl I was talking to the whole evening.

She literally laughed so hard, that she shit in her pants. Going all red she stood up, revealing a brown spot through her leggings and charging out of the room.
<bot>: ripping my pants by trying to grab a drink I dropped and making a girl laugh so hard that she literally shit in her pants.