<human>: Give me the gist of the text in a nutshell

Thank you for reading.

I have decided I need to end my relationship with my girlfriend. It's happening because I'm fed up with cleaning up her untidiness. It's beyond help I'm fed up and the relationship is going to be ended. Please don't suggest trying to talk it out or anything like that. I've been talking to her about it for the six months she's lived in my house but from what I can tell it was a complete waste of oxygen.

Here's the kicker though. Six months ago she moved 500 miles across the country to live with me, because I asked her to.

I can't just end the relationship, the closest place she can go is back with her parents 500 miles away. The only friends she has made while living with me are my friends so there is nowhere up here she can go after the breakup for us both to cool off.

How can I approach this. I'm ending my relationship with her because I'm tired of cleaning up her mess She's brought in so much shit into my house. We've talked about it but she's not listening and I want her out but I don't know how I can do it sensitively and get all of her shit out of my house.

If anyone has any advice for how I can get her and all her stuff back to the other side of the country with minimum time in between "relationship end" and "her stuff is out of my house" I would be grateful.

I was thinking along the lines of.

1. End relationship, be a gentleman and sleep on the sofa for a night.
2. Put her on plane home.
3. Send her stuff in the post.

I've also considered.

1. Make sure her best friend from south has no plans for weekend.
2. Break up with her on Thursday. Call southern friend and ask for his help. Buy him one way plane ticket.
3. Rent van
4. Her friend from south drives her and her stuff away on Saturday.

If anyone has any experience with a similar situation could you please let me know how you dealt with it.

Thank You.
<bot>: Ending my relationship. Need advice for how to return girlfriend and her stuff to the other side of the country after the breakup.