<human>: Last night was a night of heavy drinking. I rarely go out because I am afraid doing something stupid which typically happens every time I drink. So having a low tolerance and keeping up and ahead of my friends didn't help.

So I pass out on my friends couch which was good. Only problem was at 6 in the morning. I was cold and there was a blow up mattress with some girls on it and a blanket. I am still drunk as can be and try to sneak in the bed for the blanket. The girls woke up and said this is our bed, the couch is yours. Me being drunk and acting like a 2 year old was stubborn about the idea of I decided to mark my territory and pee on my friend's floor. 

I wake up later in the morning knowing I fucked up but I did not know to what extent till the girls told me. I can only hope my friends will forget about it before I do. Lesson learned, set a drinking limit and be thankful I didn't take a dump instead.

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<bot>: got super drunk, woke up in the morning freezing, tried stealing girls' blanket, pissed on floor to show its mine.