in stunning new findings released by the dunning-kruger institute, democrats were found to have added provisions to ban the pledge of allegiance, into the emergency aid package. the language, added by pelosi and schumer, was very clear of its intention:  “the passing of this legislative package will also outlaw the reciting of the pledge of allegiance in all schools in the united states. this statute will go into effect immediately upon this bill’s passage. anyone found guilty of reciting the pledge will be charged with grand heresy, and punished by up to 10 years in a federal penitentiary and a fine of no less than $20,000.”  republicans senator joe barron slammed the news:  “democrats bad, republicans good. it’s really that simple. everything is simple like that in life.”  the democrats thought they were sneaky, adding this nonsense into the aid bill. the republicans were too smart, however, and the foolish democrat plot was foiled. republicans are a party of literacy and read they did. they read the bill in its entirety to check for traps like this laid by the democrats.  it’s also a sad state of affairs that the democrats would use such a bill, one for emergency relief, to push their leftist communist agenda. can’t they just stop playing politics for one day and pass a bill for the american people? i guess not. they will never change. they need to be removed and replaced with republicans that represent the people.
democrats tried to slip a law banning pledge of allegiance into aid package