responding to backlash, netflix clarifies its content is 'mostly pedophilia-free'  los gatos, ca—responding to the backlash over the worse-than-you-could-have-ever-imagined film cuties added to its library this week, netflix clarified that its content is mostly not pedophilia.  it's important to remember that our content is mostly pedophilia-free, the netflix twitter account posted in response to the uproar over the movie.  we assure you, over 93% of the netflix library is not pedophilia in any way, a spokesperson said. trust us -- we just did a thorough review of every movie and show in our catalog, and that's a pretty good percentage. you can rest easy that over nine out of every ten programs you watch on our program don't have any pedophilic content.  the argument persuaded most progressives, who were relieved to find out that most of the content is just fine. many conservatives were still upset at the service, since they are hateful bigots who are intolerant of things like sexualizing young girls and pedophilia.  breaking: paypal now available many of you told us you wouldn't subscribe until we offered paypal as a payment option. you apparently weren't bluffing, so we finally caved and added paypal. now — like the unbeliever faced with god's invisible qualities displayed in nature — you are without excuse. subscribe
responding to backlash, netflix clarifies its content is 'mostly pedophilia-free'