man wearing <u+2018>jewmerica<u+2019> t-shirt never dreamed he<u+2019>d see this day sand springs, ok<u+2014>feeling a mixture of intense pride and abject disbelief after news networks called the 2016 presidential election in favor of donald trump, local man terry williams, who is currently wearing a t-shirt adorned with the word <u+201c>jewmerica,<u+201d> told reporters late tuesday night that he never dreamed he<u+2019>d see this day during his lifetime. nation throws off tyrannical yoke of moderate respect for women washington<u+2014>political experts are hailing donald trump<u+2019>s historic presidential victory early wednesday as a resounding declaration that the nation is finally ready to cast off the tyrannical yoke of moderate respect for women that has suffocated the citizens of this country for generations. nation elects first black-hearted president washington<u+2014>shattering a barrier long thought unbreakable in the united states, donald trump, the 70-year-old billionaire real estate mogul from new york, became the first black-hearted man in history to win the american presidency, in the early hours of wednesday morning. nation<u+2019>s optimists need to shut the fuck up right now washington<u+2014>saying their rosy attitude about the state of the election was not helping anything given what is currently transpiring, sources confirmed tuesday night that the nation<u+2019>s optimists need to seriously shut the fuck up as soon as humanly fucking possible. anderson cooper informs viewers cnn just minutes away from first significant piece of information of day new york<u+2014>roughly two hours into the network<u+2019>s live nine-hour-long <u+201c>election night in america<u+201d> programming block, cnn anchor anderson cooper informed viewers tuesday evening he is only moments away from delivering the first piece of genuinely significant information of the day.
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