relieved britain no longer biggest f**k-up of 2016 09-11-16 




britain has woken up relieved to find its idiotic act of self-harm earlier this year is now a piffling historical footnote. 




across the uk, britons are secretly delighted that when the great disasters of 2016 are remembered, brexit will be completely overshadowed by america<u+2019>s embrace of fascism. 




mary fisher, from croydon, said: <u+201c>wow. like obviously bad for them, but what a total save for us. 




<u+201c>we<u+2019>re the person who<u+2019>s sick in the garden early on at the party, spends an hour thinking they<u+2019>re an embarrassment, and then someone vomits explosively all over the leather couch and the new carpet. 




<u+201c>brexit<u+2019>s nothing now. all we<u+2019>ve done is get out of the eu before their decade-long war with russia.<u+201d> 




historian dr helen archer said: <u+201c>for months we<u+2019>ve been the world<u+2019>s dumbest dickheads, and now we<u+2019>re actually if anything a useful marker on the road to the total collapse of liberal democracy. 




<u+201c>i mean end of the world, obviously, but every cloud.<u+201d> 




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