thanks for making us experts on tedious financial shit, uk tells brexiters 31-10-16 britons have thanked leave voters for forcing them to learn about piss-boring things like exchange rates and eu law. brexit coverage has made millions of people highly knowledgeable about issues that are mind-meltingly tedious. graphic designer nikki hollis said: <u+201c>everything about money and finance bores me rigid but now i<u+2019>m an expert on interest rates and inflation, so thanks a fucking lot for that, brexiters. <u+201c>you can imagine how much i<u+2019>ve enjoyed making myself informed about trade tariffs and the effects of a weak currency on global supply chains. <u+201c>frankly i<u+2019>d like to round-up every brexiter and make them count to a trillion out loud at gunpoint.<u+201d> teacher stephen malley said: <u+201c>i<u+2019>d like to thank leave voters for sending me on the fascinating journey of discovery which is learning about world trade organisation export rules. <u+201c>if my current career doesn<u+2019>t work out, it<u+2019>s nice to know i could probably get a job explaining international trade regulations and become a depressed alcoholic. <u+201c>what really turns me on is how government bonds are sold to raise funds for quantitative easing. just mentioning that makes me want to crack one off right now.<u+201d> 




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