chips <u+2018>do not need to be cooked three times<u+2019> 03-11-16 once-cooked chips are perfectly fine, it has been confirmed. researchers at the institute for studies decided to forego the now-standard <u+2018>triple-cooking<u+2019> of chips and found that potatoes only need to be fried once to produce the desired result. professor henry brubaker said: <u+201c>if you slice potatoes and fry them a single time, you get chips. perfectly delicious chips. <u+201c>i have no idea why you<u+2019>d do it twice more, unless you are some sort of imbecile.<u+201d> professory brubaker confirmed that even if you were deep-frying a horse you would only need to do it once. he added: <u+201c>get oil, make hot, put thing in oil, take thing out, eat thing. <u+201c>if heston blumenthal told you to punch yourself in the ear would you do that too?<u+201d> 




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