tuesday 1 november 2016 by formelia alberthine west ham fans laud aerodynamic properties of new pound coin 




west ham fans have thanked the royal mint for its efforts in improving the match-day experience at the london stadium with the release of a new more aerodynamic pound coin. 




many season ticket holders claim its enhanced aerodynamic design, could see its distance and accuracy improve significantly. 




a royal mint spokesperson explained, <u+201c>there is a reason golf balls aren<u+2019>t completely flat, these imperfections on the surface actually reward the more skilful throwers. you<u+2019>re welcome.<u+201d> 




after a spate of crowd disturbances at the ground, hammers fans had complained of a return to the dark days of the early eighties, where only <u+2018>unpredictable<u+2019> circular coins could be deployed as missiles at games. 




west ham fan simon williams congratulated the royal mint on the technological advances which have seen multiple <u+2018>stabilising<u+2019> edges introduced. 




he told us, <u+201c>i<u+2019>m reasonably confident that with this new coin i could pick out the skull of an opposition player, or supporter for that matter, from way up in the gods. 




<u+201c>they<u+2019>re quite weighty <u+2013> i had become accustomed to launching 20p<u+2019>s, but they only leave flesh wounds <u+2013> these babies could do serious brain damage. 




<u+201c>obviously it<u+2019>s difficult to inflict brain damage upon millwall fans, but it will be fun trying! 




west ham vice-chair karen brady hoped the temptation to start launching whole pounds could see match day takings increase significantly. 




<u+201c>listen, if they want to start targeting the directors<u+2019> seats then please, by all means, do so. 




<u+201c>in fact, i<u+2019>d like to see all denominations of our fabled currency <u+2018>go coin<u+2019>. 




<u+201c>if someone could chuck us a <u+00a3>50 we<u+2019>d happily throw andy carroll back at them in retaliation.<u+201d> get the best newsthump stories in your mailbox every friday, for free! there are currently
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