man with unfashionable front door feared by neighbours 07-11-16 a man without a trendy oak panelling front door is a dangerous non-conformist, neighbours believe. retail worker tom logan has caused concern by having a cheap-looking plastic front door instead of a sleek, sturdy modern one. neighbour donna sheridan said: <u+201c>most people in the street have got a proper light brown oak panelling door, ideally with a vertical silver handle, but logan thinks he<u+2019>s different with his shitty white plastic door that looks like it came out of a skip. <u+201c>i don<u+2019>t know what he gets up to in there, probably druggie sex parties where they all wear masks to make it extra-perverted. at least the door will be easy to bash in when the police arrive. <u+201c>i just wish a nice family with a normal door would move in, although it<u+2019>ll be hard to sell the property if there are male prostitutes under all the floorboards.<u+201d> logan said: <u+201c>most evenings i just watch telly or use my vast occult library to open portals to evil dimensions.<u+201d> 




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