man uses trump victory as excuse to call ex-girlfriend 10-11-16 a man has decided the us election result is sufficiently insane to justify calling his ex-girlfriend. martin bishop woke up yesterday to news of donald trump<u+2019>s election, and thought it was a solid excuse to call his ex, donna sheridan, and ask her what she thought. bishop said, <u+201c>i tried to call her after brexit but i just got her answer machine. <u+201c> today i got through though, which has nothing to do with the fact i<u+2019>ve got a new number. <u+201c> i asked her if everything was ok and if she<u+2019>d seen the election result and she said she had. then there was a bit of a silence so i asked her if she<u+2019>d come across that cordless drill i couldn<u+2019>t find when i moved out. <u+201c> she said she hadn<u+2019>t, so then i asked her if that dipshit barman she was screwing now even knew what a black and decker was and then she hung up on me. <u+201c> fucking trump.<u+201d>
man uses trump victory as excuse to call ex-girlfriend
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