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a neglected wooden pallet is said to be suffering from severe self esteem issues after it failed to be selected for a nearby bonfire by local youths, wwn understands. 




the pallet, left unattended for weeks behind a lidl was not one of 70 pallets chosen to form part of a structurally suspect bonfire pile on a field in the waterford area of europe, prompting the pallet to spiral into an existential spiral which saw it question its own self worth. 




<u+201c>i don<u+2019>t know what i did wrong, but<u+2026> i<u+2019>m obviously hideous,<u+201d> the pallet shared, which until last month had a family of 400 cans of polish beer living on top of it. 




<u+201c>you see the lads coming, pulling shapes and you think finally, i<u+2019>ll feel special, feel wanted, but they never chose me. i just wanted to be doused in petrol and consumed by a raging hot fire, like any other of my kind,<u+201d> added the pallet, who admitted at least a third of him was moderately soggy after being discarded in a puddle. 




<u+201c>ugh, what<u+2019>s the point anymore, it<u+2019>s going to rain so much between now and next halloween, i<u+2019>ll be rotten and unlovable by then,<u+201d> the pallet concluded, full of anguish. 




there is some hope for the pallet, however, as a local hipster restaurant which has just opened in the city needs something to serve its food on that isn<u+2019>t a plate.
uncollected pallet wondering what it did wrong
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