member of liberal elite struggling to pay rent again 16-11-16 a member of london<u+2019>s fancy, stuck-up liberal elite is unable to afford his rent, it has emerged. 29-year-old tom logan, who has a smarty-pants media job selling books and dvds behind the counter at a shop, is behind with rent on his shared flat in catford. snooty logan, who believes in gay marriage, salads and watches television on <u+2018>the internet<u+2019>, said: <u+201c>i hoped that being in the metropolitan liberal elite would give me access to the network of socialist-hypocrite millionaire actors who sneer at the honest working man. <u+201c>sadly though judi dench has not been on the phone offering me her spare room while i get my shit together. <u+201c>i haven<u+2019>t even had a tenner from mark rylance, and he<u+2019>s definitely loaded after the bfg .<u+201d> namby-pamby tosser logan, who reads for fun and likes avocados, said: <u+201c>i<u+2019>ve just been getting more into debt each month because the landlord, a salt-of-the-earth hard-working builder, has nearly doubled the rent lately <u+201c>i thought this country was supposed to be too much of a radical leftist utopia for that sort of thing to happen, but apparently not.<u+201d> he added: <u+201c>this is all my fault for being such a jumped-up tosser.<u+201d> 




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