planet earth ii viewers demand legal system for animals 15-11-16 planet earth ii viewers have demanded that animals get their own criminal justice system to stop them doing horrible things. after the wildlife documentary showed snakes trying to kill a baby iguana, many britons now believe animals need their own laws and a police force. administrator nikki hollis said: <u+201c>these snakes are doing the most horrific things without the slightest fear of being arrested and punished. <u+201c>animals need to realise they won<u+2019>t be safe until they have laws and enforce them. gorillas could be the police, because they<u+2019>re massive and won<u+2019>t put up with any nonsense, and wise animals like owls could be judges. <u+201c>criminal animals will soon get the message once a few are sentenced to life for murder. obviously animals don<u+2019>t have prisons yet but i<u+2019>m sure the monkeys could build cages.<u+201d> graphic designer tom logan said: <u+201c>after seeing the extent of lawlessness in the animal kingdom i think we need to get the human courts involved. <u+201c>the conviction rate will be high because most animals make no attempt to hide their crimes, leaving a wealth of dna and video evidence. <u+201c>we also need an emergency rescue service for baby penguins, because that episode of life in the freezer made me blub in front of my mates.<u+201d> 




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