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concern has been expressed for the well being of national broadcaster rt<u+00c9> as it continues to insist country singer nathan carter <u+2018>is a thing<u+2019>, wwn can reveal. 




carter, liked by some, but nowhere near enough people to warrant his 439 appearances across rt<u+00c9> platforms this week, has been an ever present on irish screens recently. 




<u+201c>you want nathan carter. you need nathan carter,<u+201d> rt<u+00c9> insisted with a crazed look in its eyes, as it was surrounded in a supportive and safe environment by those who care about it the most. 




rt<u+00c9> confirmed plans to launch a third channel, rt<u+00c9> nathan carter, later this year in a misguided attempt to cater for the carter mad public that only exists as a figment of the national broadcaster<u+2019>s mind. 




<u+201c>i don<u+2019>t know what you<u+2019>ve been told, but we didn<u+2019>t ask for this,<u+201d> a confused and slightly irritated nation explained to rt<u+00c9> as it tried to wriggle free from its restraints, unwilling to engage in the intervention. 




<u+201c>if we let you go, you have to promise not to commission a ten-part series called nathan carter<u+2019>s favourite days of the week or some shite like that,<u+201d> the nation added, still weary of the carter obsessed broadcaster. 




breaking: rt<u+00c9> have commissioned a four hour documentary called nathan carter<u+2019>s wagon wheel, which will just involve the country singer singing wagon wheel for 240 minutes uninterrupted.
intervention urged as rt<u+00c9> still insisting nathan carter is a thing
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