november 9, 2016 




the election of president trump is not just a victory for orange people everywhere but an overwhelming mandate for those in the wall-building industry or muslims who never wanted to visit the us. at last americans can <u+2018>grab pussies<u+2019> with impunity and give global warming the chance it deserves. 




with a sympathetic house and supreme court, trump looks set to secure his vision of a gun in every cereal box, deporting california and <u+2018>waterboarding for fun<u+2019>. the us itself will naturally be rebranded as <u+2018>trump states<u+2122><u+2019>; with a topless golf resort covering most of the mid-west. this will be followed by criminal charges against hilary clinton, megan <u+2018>fox<u+2019> kelly and all menstruators refusing to compete in his compulsory swimwear contest. 




trump promised to unify a deeply divided country by imprisoning all pollsters <u+2013> a decision warmly greeted by a confused electorate. in his first few days he is expected to repeal obama-care, replacing it with the less socially inclusive <u+2018>who cares?<u+2019> he will also eliminate debt, cut taxes and increase military spending <u+2013> by simply redefining basic arithmetic. 




with brexit now a dumb and distant memory, us voters confirmed that there is something worse than an adam sandler movie. many await to see if trump will keep his grandiose promises <u+2013> such as free trump-steak for all, an end to billionaire-shaming and his long term commitment to <u+2018>teabaging<u+2019> the chinese president. share this story... 




posted: nov 9th, 2016 by wrenfoe   wrenfoe   world news 0
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