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ireland was said to be unsure how to act after learning the man most unfit for public office, snagged a 10-minute conversation with donald trump late last night. 




however, a leaked transcript of the conversation believed to have lasted 10 minutes has been made available to the public, reassuring many. wwn has reproduced it in full below: 




enda: <u+201c>hello, donald, bog fan, sorry, i mean big fan, bit nervous chatting to you obviously<u+201d> 




trump: (speaking to someone in the room with him) <u+201c>it<u+2019>s definitely <u+2018>edna<u+2019>? that<u+2019>s a chick<u+2019>s name right? invite her for patty<u+2019>s day. on a scale of 1-to-10, what are we talking? how grabbable is her pussy?<u+201d> 




enda: <u+201c>hi, huh-hello? mr, eh, president elect trump sir..<u+201d> 




trump: (speaking to someone in the room with him) <u+201c>yeah, they say that now, but once i<u+2019>m in office, that gold statue of me is going on the white house lawn, believe me. we<u+2019>ll need to enhance the crotch area first, bigly.<u+201d> 




enda: <u+201c>hello, we<u+2019>re very happy for you here in ireland, absolutely everyone loves you and your hair and i never called you a racist, they were clinton lies. she<u+2019>s a big liar that clinton one.<u+201d> 




long pause of over 1 minute when nothing is said. 




trump: (chewing loudly) who is this again?<u+201d> 




enda: <u+201c>it<u+2019>s enda kenny, i<u+2019>m the taoise<u+2026> i<u+2019>m the mr. ireland boss man<u+201d> 




trump: (chewing loudly) <u+201c>we<u+2019>re winning big here, you understand, so big, we won so big, it<u+2019>s unbelievable and yet my assistant tells me you<u+2019>re not even following me on twitter. wrong. big mistake, believe me<u+201d> 




enda: <u+201c>yes, yes, i<u+2019>ll change that immediately, sir. now myself and barack, we talked a lot of the undocumented irish and their plight, as it were, and we were making great progress, they<u+2019>re not an awful shower like the muslims, you were dead right about them<u+2026> we<u+2019>ve only about 4 of them here<u+201d> 




trump: <u+201c>i have no idea what a demented iris is. and i<u+2019>m bored.<u+201d> 




silence for a number of seconds. 




enda: <u+201c>our two countries enjoy a great trade relationship, we hope that continues<u+201d> 




trump: <u+201c>i<u+2019>m a business guy, the best business guy. you a business guy?<u+201d> 




enda: <u+201c>i gave primary school teaching a go about 40 years ago<u+201d> 




trump: <u+201c>this steak is great. have you tried trump steak? i<u+2019>ll send you some, you<u+2019>ll pay for it, but i<u+2019>ll send it. if there<u+2019>s maggots festering in it, that<u+2019>s nothing to do with us. it<u+2019>s the best steak.<u+201d> 




enda: <u+201c>okay, now i<u+2019>ll have to put my foot down on corporation tax and other practices, mr president, sir<u+2026><u+201d> 




trump: <u+201c>boring. i<u+2019>m making america great again, and you<u+2019>re taking up too much of my time. anyway, if you<u+2019>re in clare, you should check my course and hotel, it<u+2019>s beautiful, the most beautiful in the world. when i got there, this guy greeted me, and it was very irish, probably the most irish thing they<u+2019>ve ever done for anyone<u+201d>. 




enda: <u+201c>that was michael noonan, he<u+2019>s my best friend<u+2026><u+201d> 




trump: <u+201c>they had a red carpet out, beautiful women, the silliest music you could imagine, they let me do anything down there, they really did. all because of a few jobs. except that damn wall<u+2026><u+201d> 




enda: (shouting) <u+201c>you can have the wall!<u+201d> 




trump: <u+201c>who is this again?<u+201d>
leaked: transcript of phone call between enda kenny & donald trump
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