sunday, 6 november 2016 farage. just an unbelievable cunt! 




nigel farage has threatened to create "political disturbances in the street" after recent developments in the government's implementation of brexit. due to his belief that he is destined to become the unelected dictator of a newly "independent" britain, he has conspired with his millionaire tabloid-owning friends to try to start a sort of beer hall putsch to propel himself to power. 




sadly, nobody followed his advice. mainly because his supporters are too old to form a mob, they don't know how to organise using social media, and most of them would rather stay indoors watching the antiques roadshow. 




mr farage was disappointed with the response. the would-be tyrant with a german wife has been seen practicing his goose-step for months, although he actually marches more like a duck. 




police have said that it is probably just as well that farage's supposed violence did not appear, because it would make his incitement a criminal offence. mr farage has not been discouraged however, and is planning to hire a crowd of cheap eastern european labourers to form a mob for him. make sir geoffroy cockface's
nigel farage fails to incite a mob
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