thursday, 10 november 2016 trump's only worry is, "who to fire first?" 




trump tower, ny trump gave his 18th press conference in 4 days to announce more of his selections for his cabinet. 




"many people have remarked that many of my selections came from my old tv show, celebrity apprentice. well, i was secretly trying all those people out for my cabinet. so i will be deducting the cost of this from my taxes. among other things. if i ever get around to filing them. anyways, here is the list of my appointees. also, i'll admit i'm reemploying many of these people because i know how much fun it will be to fire them all again" said trump. trump's comment on each appointee is in parentheses. 




dept. of state-dennis rodman-("and he's going straight to north korea!") 




dept. of the treasury-donald trump, jr. ("just to make it stays in the family") 




dept. of commerce-howard stern ("because he promised to destroy all the tapes of when i was on his show") 




dept. of agriculture-clint black ("i was torn between him and that other hayseed, trace adkins") 




dept. of defense-jesse james ("i think he'll be good because he's scary looking and that's good when you're going up against somebody") 




dept. of homeland security-andrew "dice" clay ("another position where you just want a tough-looking dude.") 




dept. of energy-gary busey ("gary might have his faults, such as being severely crazy, but he did do a great job in that buddy holly thing and he is the most energetic person i know!") 




dept. of interior-sharon osborne ("i gotta stick a dame in here somewhere or i'll get in trouble and she's a pretty tough broad.") 




dept. of housing and urban development-sinbad ("i'm not sure what this department does, but i'm told it would be a good place to put my african-american.") 




dept. of health and human services-cheryl tiegs ("because anybody feels better after looking at her!") 




dept. of labor-carnie wilson ("because she looks like she might go into labor at any time") 




dept. of veteran affairs-jose canseco ("i think maybe on a good day jose could handle some kind of job if we keep an eye on him!) 




dept. of education-geraldo riveras ("if this joker doens't give away any secrets, i don't know what his problem is 




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trump announces new cabinet appointees-coincidentally, most are former celebrity apprentice contestants
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