friend from university is an arse now 31-10-16 a man who bumped into an old university friend has discovered that he is now a total dickhead. julian cook lost contact with former housemate martin bishop for over eight years ago, during which time bishop has become a money-obsessed macho twat who thinks he is the bollocks. office worker cook said: <u+201c>instead of talking about old times he kept asking me what sort of car i have. <u+201c>then he blathered on about <u+2018>taking home serious ks<u+2019> from <u+2018>folio development resales<u+2019>, assuming i knew what that meant because otherwise i would not be a proper man. <u+201c>the worst bit was when he told me about some fringe political group he<u+2019>s into called libertarian england. no, actually it was when he said <u+2018>pussy alert<u+2019> when a woman walked past. <u+201c>he probably just works and socialises with dipshits, but i wouldn<u+2019>t rule out one of those injuries that turns you into a psychopath. maybe he fell off a raft at a team-building weekend and hit his head on the riverbed. <u+201c>we parted on friendly terms but now he wants me to join his <u+2018>weights oriented gym<u+2019> and go to a lapdancing club, which is odd because he used to be into star trek generations .<u+201d> 




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