celebs ticked at porn knock-offs two, to be exact: tom cruise and denzel washington. tom cruise, out promoting his latest "jack reacher" fare on the ricki lake show, grew furious when he found out there's a new nudie flick called "jack reach-around-er", which caters to gay men. brian may most unhappy about emperor octotrumpus<u+2122> torturing queen song - issues cease and desist outraged that one of his most famous songs is being abused by emporer octotrumpus<u+2122>, he has issued a cease and desist. dr. brian may known for his musical successes, social activism and astrophysics is rightly disgusted that the queen hit has... bob dylan secretly longs for teen choice award new york, ny - after being announced as the winner of the 2016 nobel peace prize for groovy songs, sources close to legendary songwriter, bob dylan, say that all he really wants is a surfboard trophy from the teen choice awards. "mr. dylan couldn'... man gets only one missed call from mom local mom reportedly called her son just once, and hasn't left any messages whatsoever asking him to call her back when he gets this. fort wayne, in - worried sick, 29-year-old barry oldman reported thursday he got just one missed call from his mo... kim kardashian the queen of selfies retires her booty from breaking the internet the world wide web has been crashing, due to suffering from withdrawals of kim kardashian's daily selfies. kim was the queen of breaking the internet with her big booty, and it wasn't always from her sitting on it! once upon a time, kardashian fans f... donald trump is the boy who cried "wrong" after being accused of trying to make america great again by grabbing another pussy, the man who is trying to break the guinness book of world records for the most lies told during a presidential campaign, donald trump is crying "wrong" again! ju...
us citizens mesmerized by today's great election! donald duck v minnie mouse!
noauthor