nation elects first black-hearted president washington<u+2014>shattering a barrier long thought unbreakable in the united states, donald trump, the 70-year-old billionaire real estate mogul from new york, became the first black-hearted man in history to win the american presidency, in the early hours of wednesday morning. nation<u+2019>s optimists need to shut the fuck up right now washington<u+2014>saying their rosy attitude about the state of the election was not helping anything given what is currently transpiring, sources confirmed tuesday night that the nation<u+2019>s optimists need to seriously shut the fuck up as soon as humanly fucking possible.
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