us election put into perspective by toblerone crisis 08-11-16 




the us election has been put into perspective by britons reeling from a life-changing alteration to toblerone bars. 




across britain all election-watching has been immediately curtailed by a nation struggling to understand why their chocolate has changed and who allowed it to happen. 




nathan muir of dumfries said: <u+201c>give trump the nuclear codes now, i don<u+2019>t give a shit. 




<u+201c>have you seen what they<u+2019>ve done? the vast, barren plain of chocolate between each delicious honey-and-nougat peak? 




<u+201c>not only are we losing chocolate, how can that be fairly broken and shared? someone<u+2019>s always going to get too much. this will destroy marriages. 




<u+201c>i suppose sometimes you need to be reminded of what<u+2019>s really important. i remember that from when cadbury relaunched the snowflake in september 2001.<u+201d> 




toblerone manufacturer mondelez said: <u+201c>we have no control over the frequency of toblerone chunks, which occur naturally according to the rhythms of the cosmos. 




<u+201c>these new toblerones show that the universe is slowing to a halt. it<u+2019>s deep stuff.<u+201d> 




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