monday 31 october 2016 by spacey child dressed as ghost accused of islamification of halloween 




barmy brexit buffoons have forced a young boy to abandon his ghost costume after claiming the spooky homemade creation would offend britons. 




9-year-old simon williams was left in tears when loony leavers stopped him on the way to a friend<u+2019>s halloween party and told him to <u+201c>go back to islam!<u+201d> 




<u+201c>i tried to tell them i was from reading, but they wouldn<u+2019>t listen,<u+201d> he said. 




<u+201c>one of them called me jumanji john and said if i wanted to live under shania twain i should clear off to a balsamic country like hakuna matata.<u+201d> 




mrs simone williams, the boy<u+2019>s mother, blasted the nutty nationalist numbskulls and insisted that she was fed-up with sun-reading do-badders sticking their noses in. 




<u+201c>you can<u+2019>t even open a pot of hummus nowadays without someone accusing you of being a terrorist sympathiser,<u+201d> she fumed. 




<u+201c>it<u+2019>s political incorrectness gone mad!<u+201d> 




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child dressed as ghost accused of islamification of halloween
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