tuesday 22 november 2016 by neil tollfree american fascist really, really likes british fascist 




america<u+2019>s top fascist and president elect donald trump has announced that he really, really likes british fascist nigel farage. 




<u+201c>i don<u+2019>t think we should be surprised,<u+201d> said professor of history simon williams, with tears in his eyes. 




<u+201c>we saw this in the 30s and 40s; german fascist adolf hitler really, really liked mussolini, and then went on to really, really like other leading fascists in the world. 




<u+201c>in much the same way that if, say, you support chelsea, you will probably really, really like other chelsea supporters, so will fascists really, really like other fascists. 




<u+201c>not that i<u+2019>m suggesting that all chelsea supporters are fascists, some of them definitely aren<u+2019>t.<u+201d> 




donald trump announced via twitter that he would really, really like a fascist, in the form of nigel farage, to be british ambassador to the united states. 




it is believed that mr farage has been fully tumescent since meeting donald trump in a big gold lift several days ago, and the suggestion that he should be britain<u+2019>s first fascist ambassador is expected to continue this state of affairs for the foreseeable future. 




although it is understood that what mr trump would really, really like is a fascist prime minister of great britain, he has stopped short of suggesting a fascist coup in the country because he isn<u+2019>t president yet, as it could be considered a little rude.
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