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with the first of four planned strike days by an garda s<u+00ed>och<u+00e1>na starting tomorrow, an exclusive report in today<u+2019>s irish independent has revealed that sinn f<u+00e9>in are planning an audacious coup and will try to overthrow the government. 




pictured by photographers engaging in some basic military drills in rural louth, sinn f<u+00e9>in leader gerry adams could be seen dancing from the top of his tank to a trad version of ride of the valkyries. 




with chaos on our streets 100% guaranteed tomorrow as garda<u+00ed> strike, it is believed the opposition party had been planning a coup d<u+2019>etat for months, according to indo sources. 




<u+201c>i<u+2019>ve been waiting for this moment my whole life,<u+201d> adams is believed to have said to a number of his stuffed teddy bears which also occupied his tank. adams then drove his tank through a set of gates beside some homeless people, positioned in such a way as to mimic the conditions outside leinster house. 




the republican party<u+2019>s attempt to overthrow the government will be made easier by the fact that, thanks to the garda strike, stretched and limited resources will be directed to stopping the nation<u+2019>s criminals from robbing everyone<u+2019>s tvs from their homes. 




it is alleged that adams<u+2019>s first action as taoiseach post-coup would be to achieve a united ireland, which no longer seems as controversial a prospect as it once was if a recent irish news poll is anything to go by, which stated that 98% of people with celtic tattoos would vote for a united ireland.
sinn f<u+00e9>in planning coup d<u+2019>etat on 1st day of garda strike
julius hubris