cnn technicians rush to empty wolf blitzer<u+2019>s urine tank midway through election coverage close vol 52 issue 44 <u+00b7> news media <u+00b7> election 2016 




new york<u+2014>noting that the storage canister had nearly reached capacity, cnn technicians reportedly rushed to empty wolf blitzer<u+2019>s urine tank tuesday night midway through the network<u+2019>s election coverage. <u+201c>all right, people, it<u+2019>s go time<u+2014>we need to release the pressure valves and drain this thing now, because the clock is ticking,<u+201d> said head technician raymond harrington, prompting his crew of assistants to assume their designated positions around the 12-gallon stainless-steel vat before discharging the liquid contents into an off-camera waste container while blitzer delivered a long stretch of uninterrupted state-level voting analysis. <u+201c>easy does it. be careful of splashback. that stuff is hot. okay, now make sure all urine lines are clear before closing the runoff spigot.<u+201d> at press time, an unforeseen leak in the urine tank had forced cnn technicians to sequester blitzer in an isolated containment unit and evacuate the set during a commercial break. share this story: watch video from the onion sign up for the onion's newsletter 




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