nation throws off tyrannical yoke of moderate respect for women washington<u+2014>political experts are hailing donald trump<u+2019>s historic presidential victory early wednesday as a resounding declaration that the nation is finally ready to cast off the tyrannical yoke of moderate respect for women that has suffocated the citizens of this country for generations. nation<u+2019>s optimists need to shut the fuck up right now washington<u+2014>saying their rosy attitude about the state of the election was not helping anything given what is currently transpiring, sources confirmed tuesday night that the nation<u+2019>s optimists need to seriously shut the fuck up as soon as humanly fucking possible. quantum political scientists hypothesize country headed in both right and wrong directions simultaneously pasadena, ca<u+2014>upending the conventionally held assumption that the united states must exclusively be moving along a single good or bad path forward, quantum political scientists at the california institute of technology published a paper thursday hypothesizing that the country is, in fact, headed in both the right and wrong directions simultaneously. fbi uncovers al-qaeda plot to just sit back and enjoy collapse of united states washington<u+2014>putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a <u+201c>highly credible terrorist threat,<u+201d> the fbi announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the united s...
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