october 27, 2016 




despite the right to a refund becoming law, many corbyn supporters have been disheartened to discover that they will have to stick with their original purchase; at least until the next general election. what for many was an impulse buy, has turned out to be rather thread-bare, reminiscent of the 70s and lacking the <u+2018>nuclear deterrent option<u+2019> that other models come with. 




while most customers will be able to take their complaints to a certified alternative dispute resolution (adr), voters will have to keep their faulty goods or <u+2018>nick clegg promise<u+2019> as it is sometimes called. this also effect areas outside of politics, with consumers are warned that providing shelter for a migrant will not be covered by syrian returns-policy. 




a spokesman for marks & spencer<u+2019>s customer support said: <u+2018>usually after christmas we see an influx of unwanted, ill-fitting underwear. but our lingerie department is unable to offer store credit for a soiled socialist policy. all we can give consumers looking to return a worn john mcdonnell mp, is a part-exchange for a new tom watson and pair of slipper socks<u+2019>. 




one volkswagen dealership which had previously been inundated with diesel cars, reported to having a rusted john <u+2018>two-jags<u+2019> prescott abandoned on their forecourt. an adr administrator clarified: <u+2018>politicians can only be returned if they are of a less than satisfactory quality, unfit for purpose or where the voter was of unsound mind<u+2026>.so<u+2026>um<u+2026>sorry, yes, actually that pretty much covers all politicians<u+2019>.   27th, 2016 by wrenfoe   wrenfoe
labour leadership not covered by 30-day refund
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