wolf blitzer walks into middle of olive garden commercial to announce breaking election results close vol 52 issue 44 <u+00b7> news media <u+00b7> election 2016 




new york<u+2014>briskly striding into frame and interrupting a jubilant family meal, cnn anchor wolf blitzer reportedly entered the middle of an olive garden commercial airing during the network<u+2019>s election coverage tuesday night to announce a late-breaking election result. <u+201c>breaking news: cnn is calling nevada for hillary clinton,<u+201d> said blitzer, stepping directly in front of a smiling mother passing a heaping plate of fettucine alfredo to her daughter and shushing the laughter of surrounding tables so that he could add that the victory dealt a severe blow to donald trump<u+2019>s chances of reaching the oval office. <u+201c>we are projecting that secretary clinton will take the crucial swing state<u+2019>s six electoral votes, putting her on the inside track to securing the 270 electoral votes needed<u+2014>hey, excuse me, will you please keep it down?<u+2014>needed to win the presidency.<u+201d> at press time, blitzer was ducking in panic as the olive garden logo came swooping into frame. share this story: watch video from the onion sign up for the onion's newsletter 




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