budgies demand to be released from weird people<u+2019>s homes 31-10-16 budgerigars imprisoned by weirdos around the uk have issued a statement pleading to be set free. the small birds trapped in slightly creepy living rooms and conservatories called for the public<u+2019>s support in freeing them from the pensioners and loons holding them captive. budgie roy hobbs, who lives in a cage full of mirrors, swings and bells in hull said: <u+201c>we don<u+2019>t guard people<u+2019>s house, we don<u+2019>t like to be cuddled, our plumage is offensively luminous and we shit relentlessly. on that basis i<u+2019>d say we are not ideal pets. <u+201c>i<u+2019>m supposed to be flying round the australian outback, not watching someone<u+2019>s nan<u+2019>s tv.<u+201d> norman steele said: call me an eccentric, but i admire the enigmatic aloofness of the domestic budgerigar. <u+201c>i bought a pair of budgies for my wife for our tenth wedding anniversary as a way of celebrating our love, and also of letting her know exactly how trapped i felt in our marriage. <u+201c>every day i look at them and think <u+2018>you and me both, fellas, you and me both<u+2019>.<u+201d> 




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