next prev swipe left/right this dad<u+2019>s tweets about halloween with his young daughters are brilliant comedy writer james breakwell , also known as @xplodingunicorn , is a very popular guy over on twitter, largely due to his hilarious tweets about family life, mostly involving his four young daughters. in a series of recent tweets, james has illustrated some of the challenges brought about by halloween. here are eight of them for you to enjoy. 1. 4-year-old: can i wear my wizard costume today? 




me: no. you<u+2019>ll ruin it before halloween. 




4: i'll use magic to fix it. 




checkmate. 




<u+2014> james breakwell (@xplodingunicorn) october 28, 2016 2. 4-year-old: how come we only trick-or-treat on halloween? 




me: people won't give you candy on other days. 




4: have you tried? 




<u+2014> james breakwell (@xplodingunicorn) october 27, 2016 3. me: i'm heading to the grocery store. 




6-year-old: why? we're about to get halloween candy. 




me: you need other food, too. 




6: maybe you do. 




<u+2014> james breakwell (@xplodingunicorn) october 28, 2016 4.
this dad<u+2019>s tweets about halloween with his young daughters are brilliant
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