most hotly contested down-ballot measures of 2016 as americans head to the polls, they will be presented with a number of issues to vote on besides choosing their representatives. the onion gives voters an advance look at which measures will be included on the ballots in which states. new heavy-duty voting machine allows americans to take out frustration on it before casting ballot washington<u+2014>saying the circumstances of this year<u+2019>s presidential race made the upgrade necessary, election commissions throughout the country were reportedly working to install new heavy-duty voting machines this week that will allow americans to physically take out their frustrations on the devices before casting their votes. man grateful to live in society where mattress disappears if left on sidewalk for a couple days columbus, oh<u+2014>emphasizing that such an impressive feat should not be taken for granted, local man nathan montgomery told reporters wednesday he was incredibly grateful to live in a society where a mattress just disappears if it<u+2019>s left outside on the sidewalk for a couple days. news website likes to set aside a little ad space to promote own articles new haven, ct<u+2014>saying they were proud to showcase the work done by their writers, executives at the new haven register told reporters thursday they sometimes like to set aside a little ad space to promote the newspaper<u+2019>s own articles. clinton staff readies emp launch to disable all nation<u+2019>s electronic devices new york<u+2014>in an effort to prepare for any new revelations that might emerge about her emails during her tenure as secretary of state, democratic presidential nominee hillary clinton reportedly told her staff tuesday to ready the launch of several electromagnetic pulses to disable all of the nation<u+2019>s electronic devices. doctors restore ken burns<u+2019> full-color vision after removing massive tumor from filmmaker<u+2019>s visual cortex cleveland<u+2014>speaking to reporters following the successful eight-hour procedure tuesday, neurosurgeons at the cleveland clinic confirmed they had removed a golf ball<u+2013>sized tumor from the visual cortex of filmmaker ken burns, restoring the documentarian<u+2019>s ability to see in full color. mom produces decorative gift bag out of thin air lexington, ma<u+2014>conjuring the item into existence along with several sheets of perfectly coordinated tissue paper, local mother caroline wolfson, 49, reportedly produced a decorative gift bag out of thin air tuesday within a mere fraction of a second of her daughter mentioning she needed to wrap a present. paul krugman<u+2019>s facebook friends excitedly posting about new article he got published in <u+2018>the new york times<u+2019> new york<u+2014>sharing the link on their news feeds with captions such as <u+201c>you have to read this!<u+201d> and <u+201c>check out what a buddy of mine wrote,<u+201d> paul krugman<u+2019>s facebook friends reportedly spent tuesday morning excitedly posting about a new article of his that was published in the new york times. anthony weiner sends apology sext to entire clinton campaign brooklyn, ny<u+2014>in response to the fbi<u+2019>s announcement that its investigation of him had produced new evidence that could pertain to its probe of the democratic presidential nominee, anthony weiner reportedly sent an apology sext early monday morning to the entire hillary clinton campaign. nation too terrified to look at what trump<u+2019>s recent rise in polls attributed to washington<u+2014>claiming it felt queasy just thinking about what the cause could be, the nation<u+2019>s populace said monday it was too terrified to look at what republican presidential nominee donald trump<u+2019>s recent rise in the polls was attributed to. report: friend has been going by middle name this whole fucking time calabasas, ca<u+2014>astounded that it had never come up at any point in the six years they had known each other, local woman lucy reed, 25, reported tuesday that her friend nicole silberthau had apparently been going by her middle name this whole fucking time. trump campaign training poll watchers to spot any suspicious skin colors on election day harrisburg, pa<u+2014>instructing volunteers to remain alert and pay close attention to every individual who arrives at their voting location, the <u+201c>trump election observer<u+201d> section of donald trump<u+2019>s campaign website reportedly trains supporters to spot any suspicious skin colors they may see on election day, sources confirmed this week. relationship in exciting early stage where every exchange causes unspeakable anxiety garden city, ga<u+2014>admitting that they often felt like they were still on their first date, local couple derek peterson and tara meyers told reporters tuesday that they were in the early, exciting stage of their relationship where every interaction causes deep, unspeakable anxiety.
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