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a nationwide appeal, led by fed up parents, has been launched which is pleading with children to <u+2018>cut the shit<u+2019> and refrain from acting the maggot as the midterm draws to a close. 




maggotry, to give it its technical name, can involve children doing anything from refusing to eat their vegetables to burning down their own homes as part of a bog-standard temper tantrum. 




<u+201c>i<u+2019>d use stronger language than maggot, but then my eldest would repeat it round the clock like the little bollocks he is,<u+201d> explained exhausted father peter varley, who looked fairly stressed out if we<u+2019>re being honest. 




while not citing specific maggot-based behaviour, parents presumed anyone who has seen a child out and misbehave in public would get the picture. 




<u+201c>i don<u+2019>t think it<u+2019>s too much to ask, i<u+2019>m running on 2 hours sleep for the last 11 years, just a slight reduction in the levels of outright dickheadedness from my two boys would be much appreciated,<u+201d> shared mother of two shona laffin, <u+201c>the midterm has been a testing time,<u+201d> added laffin, who was so fed up with the playacting that she<u+2019>s convinced the midterm is actually 47 weeks long. 




the campaign has received the support of garda<u+00ed>, who earlier this year began a crackdown on children who failed to say <u+2018>please<u+2019> and <u+2018>thank you<u+2019>. 




it is believed children were unavailable to comment as they were either scrawling on the walls with crayon or swiping a naggin from the drinks cabinet.
nationwide appeal made to little shits to stop acting the maggot
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