report: friend has been going by middle name this whole fucking time calabasas, ca<u+2014>astounded that it had never come up at any point in the six years they had known each other, local woman lucy reed, 25, reported tuesday that her friend nicole silberthau had apparently been going by her middle name this whole fucking time. cake just sitting there take it chicago<u+2014>assuring you that there was nothing to worry about and not a soul around who would see you, sources confirmed tuesday that a large piece of chocolate cake was just sitting there and that you should go ahead and take it. man approaches box of powdered doughnuts like snake discovering unguarded clutch of bird eggs asheboro, nc<u+2014>quietly slinking into his office<u+2019>s break room after spying the unattended confections from afar, area marketing associate dan keegan reportedly approached a box of powdered doughnuts monday like a pine snake discovering an unguarded clutch of bluebird eggs. reality of fatherhood never truly dawned on man until he held newborn son<u+2019>s hospital bill missoula, mt<u+2014>describing how he suddenly found himself overwhelmed by a flood of intense emotions, local man mike bentzen told reporters monday the reality of fatherhood didn<u+2019>t truly set in for him until the moment he held his newborn son<u+2019>s hospital bill. all-business adult in halloween shop beelines it straight for pinhead mask brookline, ma<u+2014>without so much as glancing at the seasonal store<u+2019>s wide selection of other halloween-themed merchandise, all-business 34-year-old brian aubin reportedly strode right past several aisles of costumes and accessories friday and beelined it straight for the pinhead masks.
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