next prev swipe left/right lord heseltine confesses to <u+201c>strangling a dog<u+201d><u+2013> the funniest twitter reactions lord heseltine has broken the internet today with his confession that he once strangled a dog.




here<u+2019>s the clipping from the times: 




so how has the internet reacted to this self-confessed dog strangler? 




(<u+201c>self-confessed dog strangler<u+201d> being the phrase we now hope all journalists start using to refer to the self-confessed dog strangler.) 




here<u+2019>s the best 8: 




1 source: twitter.com/mjowen174 




2 'well yes i think there's a very clear case for an immediate public inquiry into mr heseltine' pic.twitter.com/rsbsj1spds 




<u+2014> katie martin (@katie_martin_fx) november 1, 2016 




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<u+2014> alistair coleman (@alistaircoleman) november 1, 2016 




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<u+2014> barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) november 1, 2016 




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<u+2014> jim waterson (@jimwaterson) november 1, 2016 




6 heseltine: "i'm doing an interview, what shall i talk about?"agent: "just don't say anything controversial" pic.twitter.com/vvelz6nqst 




<u+2014> k e e t (@keetpotato) november 1, 2016 




7 some may say it's not the first time michael heseltine has acted decisively to destroy a deranged, but once much loved, member of the family pic.twitter.com/6lbpau8zmp 




<u+2014> sir peter mannion mp (@petermannionmp) november 1, 2016 




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<u+2014> holly watt (@holly_watt) november 1, 2016 




but as yakhunt cynically says: 




<u+201c>this orgreave business, we need something to deflect to save thatcher<u+2019>s legacy<u+201d> 




heseltine, <u+201c>well, there<u+2019>s that time i strangled a dog.. <u+201d>
lord heseltine confesses to <u+201c>strangling a dog<u+201d> <u+2013> the funniest twitter reactions
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