monday 21 november 2016 by tom moore man who hasn<u+2019>t been clubbing in 9 years celebrating victory as fabric nightclub to reopen 




a man who has not been on a night out since 2007 is said to be delighted by the decision of islington council to grant a new licence to london nightclub, fabric. 




simon williams, who doesn<u+2019>t even go to the pub with his friends anymore and is only ever seen at social occasions orchestrated by his wife, revealed his feelings on facebook. 




simon posted, <u+201c>so delighted to see fabric is going to reopen. i spent many a top night there in my party days. 




<u+201c>people like me can find so much creativity and inspiration in places like fabric, so i couldn<u+2019>t be happier the council is changing its mind.<u+201d> 




a friend of simon<u+2019>s who still has a social life and actually goes out clubbing on a semi-regular basis said <u+201c>yeah, simon<u+2019>s full of shit. he<u+2019>s never been to fabric in his life. 




<u+201c>he told me he tried to get in once in 2001 but was turned away because he was on a stag do dressed as a smurf. back in his so-called <u+2018>party days<u+2019>, he spent most of his time throwing up in various all bar ones. 




<u+201c>you could say his post was slightly fabricated.<u+201d> get the best newsthump stories in your mailbox every friday, for free! there are currently
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