november 7, 2016 




<u+2018>we must have sent him four emails asking for a review, but he just ignored them,<u+2019> said an amazon spokesman today. <u+2018>he hadn<u+2019>t marked the product as a gift, so there was no reason to not provide a review,<u+2019> he added. 




judge roberts commented when sentencing billy askew (24) from winsford to three months in gaol that: <u+2018>it was every on-line shopper<u+2019>s civic duty to provide a review, even if it<u+2019>s clearly horseshit<u+2019>. billy was clearly shaken by the sentence: <u+2018>it was just a set of toe-nail clippers,<u+2019> he pointed out as he was escorted from the dock. <u+2018>they cut my toe-nails, what more is there to say?<u+2019> he asked, narrowly avoiding having his fingers trapped in the cell door. 




the amazon spokesman defended referring billy to the authorities: <u+2018>everybody provides reviews these days, even hmrc gave our tax return a review. one star, a bit harsh,<u+2019> he added, while confirming that if billy had been an amazon prime member. <u+2018>we<u+2019>d probably have written the review for him<u+2019>. 




billy has clearly seen the error of his ways, as he posted a review of his cell on tripadvisor. <u+2018>smaller than advertised, has an all pervading smell of wee and can you believe it <u+2013> no spare keys!<u+2019> share this story... 




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