street dogs of kerala call upon superdog krypto to rescue them from humans posted on tweet (image via comicvine.com) 




alarmed by the rampant killing of stray dogs in kerala, the all kerala mahasangh of street dogs (akmsd) has called in their trump car, krypto, to save them from marauding humans. krypto, as you might know is the super dog, from krypton. 




doggie nair, the chairdog of akmsd says that krypto is their last hope. <u+201c>nobody else seems to be doing anything for us, irrespective of menaka gandhi voicing her support. by the way, i didn<u+2019>t know she was from bjp <u+2013> i thought all gandhis were from congress, and thought she would help, but alas!<u+201d> he said. 




according to sources, the akmsd had even reached out to president vladimir putin during the recent brics summit to see how russia interacts with stray dogs. moved by their plight, putin had called upon the kerala cm and had referenced kashtanka, the russian children story by anton chekhov about stray dogs, and tried to argue their case. however, the kerala cm was unmoved, and said that constant attacks from pok (<u+201c>patti occupied kerala<u+201d>) [patti in malayalam <u+2013> dogs] was not acceptable, and he would keep conducting his surgical stikes attacks. (off the record: he says the leadership in kerala still try avoid the <u+201c>strike<u+201d> word, else the gdp of kerala would drop a few basis points). 




<u+201c>i should have gone to school, when i was young,<u+201d> rued doggie nair. <u+201c>then i would also be in kareena kapoor or shilpa shetty<u+2019>s lap, but now look at my job! i<u+2019>m living a dog<u+2019>s life!<u+201d> 




we feel for these dogs, and hope a real life krypto comes to the rescue. 




(reported by citizen satirist badri narayanan )
street dogs of kerala call upon superdog krypto to rescue them from humans
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