wednesday 9 november 2016 by lucas wilde america gives grand piano to horse 




america has given a grand piano to a horse and is expecting some quality tunes. 




<u+201c>i<u+2019>m particularly looking forward to beethoven<u+2019>s ninth,<u+201d> beamed horse supporter and piano enthusiast, jay cooper. 




<u+201c>a horse has never been given a piano before because, frankly, the establishment wouldn<u+2019>t allow it. 




<u+201c>now, at last, change has come, and america will change for the better. 




<u+201c>there are a lot of doubters out there, and those doubters will soon be silenced by the graceful notes of chopin, mozart and maybe even little richard.<u+201d> 




horse, dobbin williams, said, <u+201c>i<u+2019>m not really sure what<u+2019>s expected of me here. 




<u+201c>i<u+2019>m a horse. i am absolutely not qualified to play a piano. 




<u+201c>i mean<u+2026> look at these hooves and the way i am in general. i can<u+2019>t even sit on the chair properly. 




<u+201c>why on earth did anyone think this was a good idea?<u+201d> 




cooper grinned, <u+201c>we did it. we<u+2019>ve made pianos great again.<u+201d> 




democrat, elizabeth king, said <u+201c>we wanted to get a pianist of low-to-medium standard for the piano. 




<u+201c>she wouldn<u+2019>t have thumped out anything exciting, but it would have been perfectly reasonable background music. 




<u+201c>but the people have spoken, and the people wanted a horse. 




<u+201c>god bless america.<u+201d> get the best newsthump stories in your mailbox every friday, for free! there are currently witterings below - why not add your own?
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