friday 11 november 2016 by tom moore mayans admit to four-year margin of error 




a mayan spokesperson has this morning confirmed that their calendar has been subject to a small margin of error for the last several thousand years. 




the mayan calendar was thought to conclude on 31st december 2012 leaving many to fear a global cataclysmic event had been predicted. 




but a spokesperson has confirmed this morning that mayans have been aware of their miscalculation for centuries. 




they told us, <u+201c>we all got together a few hundred years ago when we realised our mistake. we decided it was best not to say anything as we<u+2019>d already had loads printed and they seemed to be selling quite well. the logistics would have been a nightmare<u+201d>. 




the mayans claim they had known about the impending apocalypse since the end of the 17th century but didn<u+2019>t know exactly what form it would take. 




they added, <u+201c>we had our eye on nigel farage for a number of months but it looks like we were looking in the wrong place.<u+201d> get the best newsthump stories in your mailbox every friday, for free! there are currently
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