def static(**kwargs):
    """ USE carefully ^^ """
    def wrap(fn):
        fn.func_globals['static'] = fn
        fn.__dict__.update(kwargs)
        return fn
    return wrap
def static(**kwargs):
    """ USE carefully ^^ """
    def wrap(fn):
        fn.func_globals['static'] = fn
        fn.__dict__.update(kwargs)
        return fn
    return wrap
def static ( * * kwargs ) : def wrap ( fn ) : fn . func_globals [ 'static' ] = fn fn . __dict__ . update ( kwargs ) return fn return wrap
USE carefully ^^
USE carefully ^^