Shamelessly copied from https://github.com/mcavage/node-restify
function createDTrace(name) {
    // see https://github.com/mcavage/node-restify/issues/80 and
    // https://github.com/mcavage/node-restify/issues/100
    if (!DTRACE) {
        try {
            var d = require('dtrace-provider');
            DTRACE = d.createDTraceProvider(name);
        } catch (e) {
            DTRACE = {
                addProbe: function addProbe() {
                    var p = {
                        fire: function () {}
                    };
                    return (p);
                },
                enable: function enable() {},
                fire: function fire() {},
                removeProbe: function () {},
                disable: function () {}

            };
        }
    }
    return (DTRACE);
}