The rules are: "One: Don't pick up the phone, you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone / Two: Don't let him in, you'll have to kick him out again / Three: Don't be his friend, you know you're going to wake up in his bed in the morning."
這些守則是「第一：不要接起電話，你知道他只會在喝醉和寂寞時才打來找你/第二：別讓他進來，你要將他再次踢出家門/第三：不要成爲他的朋友，你知道早上時你又會在他的床上醒來。