benderstuck:

alley oop!&nbsp; thanks karkat for keeping your shoulders so stiff for me, it really helps me dodge these pesky fireballs!
STOP DANCING AROUND LIKE SOME PESKY LITTLE FAIRY WAITING TO BE SWATTED AWAY MERCILESSLY BY MY SWIFT AND UNRELENTING HAND AND FIGHT ME LIKE A REAL BENDER!&nbsp; 
aaaaaaaand whoosh goes the fireball.
Bender Battle Round 4:&nbsp; Karkat VS John
As I said before, this vote was a close 4-way tie!&nbsp; The other top picks were Vriska VS Tavros, Kanaya VS Rose, and Nepeta VS Equius.&nbsp; Since John was handily the most mentioned bender, the tie was broken in favor of the winning matchup.

THIS. IS. FLAWLESS.